She looks like an idiot in that picture.
Penis Bitch Slut
Sorry, thought I was first!
I'm so fucking tired of these idiots pretending they're fucking eating like the rest of us heffers. Fuck off. You obviously starve yourself and do a lot of drugs. Fuck you in your mash potatoes, whore.
Why is she always blowing kisses?
Hohan & Richie's PR people must have instructed them to start pretending like they eat and want curves. Dumb crack head bitches.
Someone needs to tell her to stop POSING in stupid positions for the camera. It does nothing for her--it makes her look like a fool, skinny or not.
NoAnjil, let's just keep on drinking! Hohan needs a big plate of lasagna, salad and some good bread. That'll put the curves back on! And lay off the the coke. She's a DFC!
actually if you have a fast metabolism, its almost impossible to gain weight.
just cause you fatty fat fats cant put down the big mac, doesnt give you the right to bitch about skinny people.
Death Plane - Fiery Crash seating:
Hohan
Parisite
Cruise
K-Fed
Chestica, Asslee & Papa Joe
Travolta
LongWhoria
Anna Nicole
Jordan
Jodie
NoAnjil - I was wondering what that was about. Glad it wasn't directed at me. 
Ok a MASSIVE memo should go out to all the PR people in hollywood.
If your client was chubby or fat in the start of thier carerr and SUDDENLY through an act of "god" that has nothing to do with puberty but more to do with the fact you sold your soul to the devil. They CAN NOT say later on down the line that they can't gain weight. It just be littles us all. Kind of like telling a one nighter you'll call her in the morning. Both parties know your lying.
Hmm, a cokehead loving McD's, somehow I don't believe it!
Guide to developing curves. Step one, lay off the drugs. Step two, EAT! Not all that difficult.
Why would u order a PB&J??? Can't u make that shit on ur own
so then why is she still doing the blow?
Her tits and ass were A+ in Mean Girls, then she did the coke and anorexia thing, and you are left looking like a skinny, crack whore bitch.
You have to actually swallow the food AND keep it down to gain weight.
i get so bored with hearing celebs talk about what they eat, that i have started peeling off my own skin and eating it.
cause a PB&J is ALWAYS better when someone else makes it.
my bitch is trained. im like bitch, go make me a sandwich. its yummmyyy!
But she used to be curvy, Sammy. How the hell do you suddenly develop a fast metabolism?
sammy: hate to break it to you, but most of us are thin.
It's the duplicitousness of these drug-abusing whores that makes us dislike them. Little girls look up to these idiots, save your fat critique for those that deserve it.
im not talking about her specifically.
i just know i was chubby until i hit my growth spurt and i have a hard time gaining weight and i eat more than my fat friends do. im sure her coke habit doesnt help, but some people do have fast metabolisms.
If bitch is intended to be a good thing on this site....Does that mean that MK likes her?
and the fatty fat comment was only geared towards fatty fat fats. not skinny people.
Ok hohan if you wanna gain weight then fuching eat you dumb ass.
I swear I talked about this yesterday, and I said one more starlet who claimed they eat and don't gain weight would force to blow up LA
Saram23 you said it all.thanks
I have a friend like you, she eats and eats and is still only 85 lbs. Her Dr. even has her drinking ensure to try to pack the pounds on. Oh, that I had that problem!
she's jealous that nicole is the reigning queen of anorexia - so linds is doing "a look at me look at me I'm skinny too!!!" sad.
didn't she buy some fake boobs to help out with that problem?
*JAZZ HANDS*
saram23 | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 1:34 pm | #
EXACTLY
"And she forgot to mention that she can cook up a nice batch of crack! It's not hard to gain weight, just fucking eat and stop doing coke. Shit. Bitch is dumb"
Oh MK...I heart you!!!
PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM?? Is this bitch on crack?
Yes. She also forgot to mention that she's just got the munchies cause she's coming down from that 4-day coke high she's been on since Monday.
Lucky are those that don't have to work on staying trim: it's been a struggle for me since the minute I was born... *sigh*
I want to smite this bitch; sh'e only 19 and NEVER shuts her gaping hole (either one)!
yeah, bangin' but they were ugly and she had them removed and blamed it on puberty.
Her Dr. even has her drinking ensure to try to pack the pounds on.
Jessucka
My mom had to do that too!!!! Yeah she had to have a contest with another co-worker on who could gain the most weight. I think thye gained like 5 pounds in all between the two of them.
I love you mommy and your DNA!!!
Weedmilk: Truly, Madly, Deeply, LOVE your avatar!
Death Plane - Fiery Crash seating:
Hohan
Parisite
Cruise
K-Fed
Chestica, Asslee & Papa Joe
Travolta
LongWhoria
Anna Nicole
Jordan
Jodie
MizRo | 05.05.06 - 1:36
you forgot sassyass and Valerie and that luvs2dance broad
but then she got another pair in...just a bit smaller. there is no way in HELL those are real.
whatever sammy. don't you remember when SHE was a fatty mcfatty? I totally remember this hideous picture of her going to her birthday party like a couple years ago and she looked liked a heffer.
and Miz, your list is perfect, I just can't include Travolta. I KNOW I KNOW! Scientologist closeted prick, but he's so fucking hot in Pulp Fiction. I just can't get over it.
Sammy - I don't think her issue is having fast metabolism. WE all know she
can weight if she would just eat. Remember when she actually had an ass & tits??? She was good size, then lost a lot of weight, then gained a little bit of weight, and then lost weight again. Obviously the bitch has an eating disorder.
Thanky MizRo
i did the ensure thing but it just made me feel sick.
im just sick of fat people who are trying to lose weight taking it out on skinny people by saying eat. anorexia and drugs are bad, but being naturally thin isnt bad.
they need to take their fucking aggression out at the gym where it will help, not being a bitter ass bitch.
You can only lie like this when the rest of the world didn't see you when you were heavier-otherwise we call BULLSHIT
actually, it's sad to think of some who is only 19 having more than one cosmetic surgery.
Oh for goodness sake!! She's such a little liar, her and Nicole alike. I have problems gaining weight unless I'm pregnant but I've ALWAYS been like that. There aren't years of chubby pics locked away in my momma's garage or quotes of me saying I love my shape and I'll always keep it.
AND WTF is up with bitch's lips??? ewww
She needs to wish for a brain.
Please. I am thin too. BUT there are very few people who are so thin they can NOT gain weight and those chicks are NEVER EVER CHUBBY even as kids!
However, I love the hohan. She looks better thin. Sorry. I am not a huge fan of tits sticking out of too tight shirts. Now she looks more like a woman and not a "pearl" necklace advertisement who has been dipped into a vat of orange-glo. Her style also improved about a gazillion times once she lost weight. Sorry but true. Still dumb though, and thats always enjoyable.
I used to do the Co-co, but I eventually got sick of it. I was sweaty, stinky, stressed out, looked like shit, etc. I DID lose weight, but I am glad I haven't done it in a while. Besides, its super expensive. Just lay off this shit! Become a stoner, like me (and Paris - God I love Paris!)
i was speaking generally, not specifically on her ho ass.
but yeah she was chunky in her early teens, but then lost a ton, some of it could be her metabolism speeding up, other is her being a coke fiend.
which in all regards, coke makes u thinner cause it speeds up your metabolism cause its a stimulant.
She used to be sexy, she used to have curves. This is horse-shit.
MaryAnne29: 
!!
kikichanelconspiracy | 05.05.06 - 1:36 pm | #
Harley - my glass is empty bitch, refill please.
Am i the only person who thinks she looked GREAT when she was "chunky" I mean she looked AWSOME I thought.
Now i could break her over my knee and use her as kindling for a fire.
i kinda agree sammy. i'm naturally thin and my heavier friend make me feel guilty for my genetics. the ironic thing is I think they look good. i can NEVER talk about food, or if I'm feeling bloated, etc. They'll jump all over me.
Maybe if she continues to have a drug and eating problem, she will disappear
** I swear I talked about this yesterday, and I said one more starlet who claimed they eat and don't gain weight would force to blow up LA**
She's already blown everyone in LA and is moving on to other cities. 
Maybe if she continues to have a drug and eating problem, she will disappear
JAY aka Spanky | 05.05.06 - 1:50 pm
Why does that sound so OK when delivered by a puppy?
maybe she's prepping us for a butt implant?
http://www.bodyimplants.com/
butt...k_implants.html
exactly banging. and if you dont finish every drop on your plate, you are anorexic. its like come on i dont exactly eat healthy, and i drink way too much, and thats the only reason i was able to gain five pounds in 5 months.
honestly, every time i gain a pound i get excited cause i wanna be at 150 or 160, so 10-20 more to go. good thing its friday and i get to go drinkin tonight
FistClassDiva: I liked what she looked like in Mean Girls...
FirstClass aka Coandy Coxx | 05.05.06 - 1:51 pm | #
Because he's too cute, just like when he drug a piece of our sod in the house and ate it, he was too cute to really be mad at it
you forgot sassyass and Valerie and that luvs2dance broad
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 1:46 pm | #
I could care less about the two psychos, but I have a problem with your saying that about Sassy Ass. You keep coming on here and dissing her, so why don't you fill us in on your beef with her just so we know? Thanks and a big fuck you.
I liked her "chunky" too, first class.
NoAnjl | 05.05.06 - 1:53 pm | #
Hit 'em in the face with your cock
WTF are you talking about chunky? Seriously, its people who call someone like Lohan chunky that make little girls throw up their salads.
What the fuck is wrong with having tits? We're supposed to be god damn women and looking like a 12 year old boy on the soccer team is just a ridiculous aspiration.
Just because you can't see a woman's hipbones and rubs jutting out of her flesh does NOT mean she is chunky. Get with it.
JAY, sounds exactly like my Princey when he was a cute puppy. now hes a 12 year old fatty lazy ass who i couldnt love more.
and my german shephard buster is a little needy bitch who will tear your shit up if u ignore his ass for more than 5 minutes.
Yeah, well, I try to be sensitive to their needs cause they are my friends. One in particular has a very negative self-imagine. They just try my patience sometimes. I hate feeling guilty over something I can't control.
Penis Sophia how dare you having posh as your avatar specially with your name bitch!She is Posh!
I just hate this bitch and all the others who claim they eat all the time. Plus I hate when they claim to be just "tomboys". Right!
Valerie? WTF?
Word!
I'm standing right by NoAnjl.
What IS your problem with Sassy, Anonymous? Whatever it is, go get a Moe and leave us be.
Sammy: wishing you 5 lbs. everywhere you want them!
you shouldnt feel guilty, and they arent friends if they make you feel that way.
dr sam sais:
Fuck them. A real friend wouldnt judge you. You dont judge them for being fatties.
Theres this guy i know who isnt a friend but hes a lardo and is always bitching about how skinny i am.
Last time he said something i said, "Yeah well at least I am healthy. Why don't you skip the all you can eat on your way home and purge some of that blub, you fuckin fatty."
My friends may give me some shit, and I know that is their insecurities, but they should never make you feel bad about yourself. Be proud you're gonna live longer, cause you aren't a stupid fatty fat.
sammy - i was terminally skinny forever but when I got pregnant I put on like 60 pounds - not cause I was pregnant but because I
1) bought snickers bars in the multi-pack and ate them in a day or two
2) lived on a lunch of Wendy's bacon cheesburger, upsized with fries and an iced tea
3) gorged on michaelangelo's brand lasagna.
I blamed it on cravings but taking in like 6000 calories a day will overwhelm the most active of metabolisms.....
Penis Sophia, meet Valerie. Valerie, Penis Sophia.
Valerie | 05.05.06 - 1:55 pm | #
Suck on this bitch>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
thanks Mizro, that touched me right here
Hohan needs some new nail polish allready.. the chipped, crackhead look is getting old
Funny how so many female celebrities have such "fast metabolisms" and difficulty gaining weight. I can see someone like Ellen Pompeo (from Gray's Anatomy) being a true waif. She's been that skinny for as long as I can remember, but both Hohan and Nicole Richie have shown us they can gain weight if they want to. So this "I just can't gain weight" business is absolute bullshit and I'm fucking tired of hearing about it. It insults my intelligence. Bitches.
sammy | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 1:54 pm | #
Your post made me go "awwwwww" they sound very cute!!!!
MizRo - luv ya sista
JAY - *smacking Valerie over head with penis*
you forgot sassyass and Valerie and that luvs2dance broad
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 1:46 pm | #
Sassy Ass is a hot bitch.. you are just jealous
dude i eat donuts for breakfast, a french dip or wendys and a dessert every day for lunch, then shit like chicken and dumplings and good southern cooking large meals every night and ice cream after. plus i drink about $200 (bar costs) of beer a weekend. its starting to slow down a tiny tiny bit, but i am also a male and dont have a womb that holds another life that brings on the lbs either
$200 worth of beer in a weekend?! IMPRESSIVE!
Ah, sammy that makes more sense now. I thought you were a girl.
Salony thanks for introduction and noanjl thakns for getting me a blowjob even do its a little early in a day.But dont you dare to penis slap me you bastard!I am not that kind of girl you whore!
She use to have curve!
$200 of beer! now that doesn't sound too healthy!.. or economical. Have fun though!
that life weighed like 9 pounds - the other 50 were mine all mine. Can't help you on the uterus front, but keep up the good healthy red-blooded american diet - it'll pay off in the long run :-D
She use to have brains!
Besides all of the drugs these people use, they are really messing up their bodies by gaining/losing/gaining. The only drug they need is an anti-depressant so they can think clearly for once.
What's funny is all these bag-o-bones swear they eat and I am sure they do. But what they don't address is that they finish every meal with a laxative martini.
Sammy, what the hail do you do for a living? It's expensive to eat out and drink that much on the week-ends!
Salony thanks for introduction and noanjl thakns for getting me a blowjob even do its a little early in a day.But dont you dare to penis slap me you bastard!I am not that kind of girl you whore!
Valerie | 05.05.06 - 2:04 pm | #
Salony!
She eats more food than I do? Bitch, please, I'm five eight, hundred thirty pounds and I don't eat MacDonald's and mashed potatos. what a fucking liar.
SALONY!!!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
Bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
Look out Penis Sophia, this bitch will stalk you!!!! You have her heroine for an avatar! I still think she's Katie!
Salony... is that like salami?
If she wants curves, why not just buy them? I thought she had implants. Get some for you ass too, Lindsay. What's a few thousand to you?
*sigh* Here we go again. Bitch you HAD curves, 'til you picked up the pipe (Whitney-style) and developed an affinity for emaciation! What's wrong with these damn bitches? How difficult is it to pick up a damn fork??
CHANGE THAT AVATAR BITCH!
MizRo 1:52pm, Hi! Thank god, no classes today, just homework. She looked so normal in MEAN GIRLS and FREAKY FRIDAY.
GO YANKEES 
KatieScarlett
Come on Penis, NoAnjil, Stony and all the rest of us regular whores who have to work for a living, START POURING SHOTS BITCHES!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!
I think everyone on here should go get a Posh avatar and maybe it will melt Valerie away
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND YOU SLUTS!aND KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED THAT I GET LAYED TODAY!BYE FUCKERS!
STFO, Valerie!
You're not a native American/English speaker, that I KNOW!
*crossing fingers, hoping Valerie loses ability to get on web forever this weekend*
Salony? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
Bye fucker! LMAO!
BOTTOMS UP BITCHES!!!!! HERE'S TO SALONY!!!!!!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND YOU SLUTS!aND KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED THAT I GET LAYED TODAY!BYE FUCKERS!
Valerie | 05.05.06 - 2:14 pm | #
I'll be praying you get laid in a coffin and nailed shut. Cunt.
*bubble bubble bubble, passes bong to noanjl, chugs rum and diet*
I'll be praying you get laid in a coffin and nailed shut. Cunt.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.05.06 - 2:18 pm | #
THAT DID IT - I PEED!!!
I've had one hell of a fucking morning, I had a margarita for lunch and my tongue is on wheels. I have no patience for this retard, thank god she left.
Prico that was the funniest thing I have heard you say to date
Hi, OakRaiderFan!! Off for the weekend, honey? Good! *passing shot of Patron*
*raising shot***SALONY!!***
prico - *passing, holding in, 'ere*
See ya Valerie! I hope to have a shit picture of Posh for my avatar soon! It shouldn't be hard to find one!
*picks fight*
Prico: Priceless, seets!
This bitch who sits on the cubicle behind mine is leaving in a week, I'm taking over some of her tasks and she's training me through email. I swear if that chinkie shows up in my cubicle there'll be an international incident soon.
That sucks Prico! Don't kill her though 'cause then we'll have to make "Free Dickson Furrow" shirts
TEAM BANGIN ALL THE WAY! 
shit, work time. ttyl
feel better prico!
Holy fuck. I've been forced to work and I miss all the Valerie shit? What the fuck? Is she Jeckyll & Hyde? Or is she just Heckell & Jeckell?
she claims she eats like a heiffer. well little tid-bit for ya.....doing coke is not going to help you get curves. that would be the reason you have none now. lay off the nose candy for ummmmmm maybe a month or two and you will see the results. dumb cunt.
Holy crap I went to bake my skin in the tanning bed and I miss all the good shit?
WHERE ARE THE SHOTS BEING POURED?
I don't be anything that comes out of her mouth....she's a lying hag..
I have already filled everyone in on why I don't like her...she's fug! Granny ass looking washed up stay at home mom that likes to be on the computer more then taking care of her own son. If she is going to talk crap about people she should at least be pretty> I know other people agree..... She needs to change her gravatar... Her words never bothered me till I saw that flat ass , rolls bla bla bla... then her homepage. even worse! Oh...I'm too scared to get a tattoo! what a loser
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ANON?
I'm guessing he/she is stuck on hating Sassy Ass... as if.
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 2:33 pm |
??????????????????
is valerie gone? here, look what I have for you bitch!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
So wrong, lol. She's gone. Allegedly.
what the hell anon?
I missed her again??? shit.
I'll be praying you get laid in a coffin and nailed shut. Cunt.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.05.06 - 2:18 pm | #
You are always so funny, Prico!
Oh, hi Sassy.
Ok, here we go, here comes the comment. Wait for it...
am I wrong for being suck a meanie?
suck a meanie
what? that's gotta be valerie.
Did someone say shots?
Ay, Ay, Ay,(it's a border thing)
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 2:33 pm | #
So what if she's a stay at home Mom. I wish I could stay at home. Big deal. And you don't like someone if they're ugly or fat and afraid to get a tattoo? Pretty shallow. Thanks for answering my question though. I hope you get happy someday.
shots, shots, only God knows how bad I need a shot.
Daya, didn't someone else have that avatar yezzzzterday. FoSho? I am confused or drunk or both. 
LOL @ myself...
Anon..You need to shut the fuck up! Do you see me on the computer all day? NOT! I don't give a rats ass if you think I am fug with a flat ass and rolls on my legs.
Alright Valerie! Submitted my Posh pic and now awaiting approval. It's a classic pic too!
Excellent *Mr. Burns*
..dont forget the BUTTer.
mera: yes, it was My pookie, we have a conspiracy againts Valerie, she goes on paranoia shock when she sees that avatar.
bangin so did I. I also made a donation. (wink,wink -again, its a border thing)
Hey, Meramari. I forgot about the BUTTer.
Thanks fopr clearing that up. Now its a Poshspiracy.
Sassy Hot Ass!!! Love you girl!!!!
Happy Penis Friday>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I don't think SassyAss has a granny ass. I went to her blog and thought it was quite nice. And where are you seeing rolls? I don't see any at all! Completely unfounded arguement!
POSH ALL OVAH THE PLACE!
Bangin, you have to get a fabulous avatar of Posh
Just because she isn't obese like most of americans doesn't mean she doesn't eat. I don't think she's
"too skiny" at all
Sassy: I just went to your home page.
Anonymous is just jealous!
You're beautiful and have a lovely house - ignore the tramp, jealousy will eat it alive!!!
No Anj! Happy Penis Friday to you too!
All I'm saying is, I'd like to see an avatar of YOUR ass and a link to YOUR website, because you talk shit about Sassy for supposedly acting all high and mighty criticizing people and looking the way she does (and there's nothing wrong with how she looks), but you're doing exactly the same thing.
We come here to criticize D-list celebrities (all celebrities, actually), we really don't care what each other looks like.
Sassy, I love your ass!
Anonymous? Why you hating?
Penis Sophia
I'd like buttock implants........on my head!!
hey sassy, I just noticed your from Chesterfield. my hubby is from oakville. good ole' st. louis. next time i'm there i'll keep a look out for your ass. haha
can anyone tell me why my gravatar didn't show up yet. it's been rated (G)since tues or wed
smurf - did you clear cookies and files?
smurf, enter email addy into the space. The addy won't show up.
Hey NoAnjl. Fuckers made me work... 
I've been missing out on the good stuff.
SASSY!!!! HOLY SHIT WOMAN! I just went to your homepage and you are one fine looking hot ass! Your house looks warm and inviting too. Good luck w/your son babe. I know what you mean, my little guy is my life! LOVE YA
bday girl jennifer: I am so busy but I can't keep away. My boss is gonna kill me. Must get help for Dlisted addiction. ttyl (I hope) XO
Sassy: Horrid people don't like when others are happy sweets - ignore.
Thanks, NoAnjl.. I love my kids to death. Life without kids would suck. Enough about me!
I didn't like Hohan big. I think she justs needs to add a few pounds. I think she is cute.
NoAnjl - i did clear them
Dlisters Anonymous
Meant just
Smurf..It should show up. Where it says Email (Optional) add your email just like you did with Gravatar and it should show up. Gravatar has been fast at rating their shit. I am looking for a new one.
Since we're on the gravatar subject, I have a question. My new gravatar has been approved, but when I login there is only my old one. The new one has completely disappeared. What's going on?
I am searching for a new avatar now too...my top picks are STEVE CARROL(40yo virgin/the office), a hemmoroid pic(b/c there are so many here that post! ), or a pic of Tom Cruise with his throat slit...any other suggestions?
oops, I lied...there's the new one!!!!!!! Yeah, Squash Posh!
SASSY! You missed 2 of my shout-out above.
I'll reiterate
Sassy: I just went to your home page.
Anonymous is just jealous!
You're beautiful and have a lovely house - ignore the tramp, jealousy will eat it alive!!!
MizRo | 05.05.06 - 2:50 pm | #
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Sassy: Horrid people don't like when others are happy sweets - ignore.
MizRo | 05.05.06 - 3:06 pm | #
VOTE FOR PIPPI LONGSTOCKING FOR HOT SLUT OF THE MONTH
PLEASEEEEEEEE!
yay saram23! took the words right out of my mouf.
I already voted for Lamb Chop... sorry! Can I vote again?
Bangin - I see POSH!!!
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!
TAKE THAT VALERIE SALONY!!!!
Squash Posh...Love it! Where did you find that at or did you make it yourself?
i think you can only vote 1 time a day 'IF' cookies are cleaned, I am not sure!
i love PIPPI! hehehehehe
Sweet avatar bangin!
woohoo thanks ladies!
kitkatwoman | 05.05.06 - 3:15 pm | #
the hemmoroid (sp?) is tempting, but TOM CRUISE WITH HIS THROAT SLIT
TOM CRUISE WITH HIS THROAT SLIT
TOM CRUISE WITH HIS THROAT SLIT
I voted for Lamp Chop!
Yeah, Smurf!
she's not naturally thin but she's so fuckin' jealous of thin girls she acts as if she were one. she's a thin bitch with a fat girl inside.
what's with Posh invasion? yuk.
KitKatWoman: I'd love to see Cruise bleeding from ear to ear. Thank you.
I found it with google. Then cropped it so it would fit. It's actually funny when its large cause she's got that deer in the headlights look with sucked in cheeks.
Daya: Valerie from over the rainbow FREAKS out when she sees a Posh avatar....
Where do you order a pb&j sandwich? And why would she order that, yet make a chicken parmesan meal? Dumb bitch. Get it straight before you lie.
Just wait a few minutes...I got a better one coming! hehehe
Daya..I am going to find a Posh one, too. Muahahaha!
stop doing coke and you'll gain weight!! it isnt all that difficult. i dont buy the naturally skinny excuse when it comes to hohan.
these threads are gettin weirder every day.. some days its hard to keep up
"You want to be called sexy, and you want to have tits and an ass,"
Uh, just a guess but doing crack & coke like theres now tomorrow won't help you on any of these things.
She's lame as can be but when she was a red head with huge knockers i atleast hat something to distract me from her dull "acting" & none existing Personality.
Get you tittay's back or OD Skank!
MY mission should I choose to accept it is to procure a photograph of target Tom 'must die' Cruise for the pure use of exposing him for who he thinks truly believes him and his agenda. If caught by the other side I will deny that Tom 'must die' Cruise is 100% heterosexual... (10 seconds....9 seconds...8 seconds....BOOOOOOOOOOM)
see, this is exactly why i can't stand this bitch anymore...
she's a p.r.whore and a delusional liar...did i mention her coke headedness? (jade word, lol)
next it will be she's "too fat" and then...i wonder what she'll come up with next, oh wait, I DON'T CARE!!
God, not a single day goes by without fucking Lohan, Jessica or Longoria saying something stupid... Could we wire their mouths shut already?
Wow, you guys. I had to work for a few hours and damn. Prico, I have never seen you use cunt unless I missed it! I love Valerie. She's such a dumb fucking cunt!!! If she finds some poor guy, I'll bet he's deaf, dumb, blind and retarded! More margaritas for my amigos y amigas!
I wouldn't be so annoyed with Lindsay or Nicole Richie complaining about trying to gain weight if EVERYONE didn't already know that they used to be heavier.
Nicole used to actually be chunky and Lindsay had boobs and an ass. Then they start losing all this weight and claim that they didn't do anything.
Metabolisms slow with age, they don't speed up. They're both retarded, if they wanted to gain weight they could. It's just for attention.
Whenever I wanna gain some weight, I have a haagen dazs for breakfast, a haagen dazs for lunch, and then a sensible dinner.
bronx! your fucking avatar is fucking hilarious! Shitney booty!
Shit, MK, you said it all.
Bitch IS dumb.
OMG! Valerie will love my new Gravatar once it's rated!
Actually i beleive her and nicole. True when you get older your metabolism slows, but when you spend a long period of time at a low rate, it can also speed up your metabolism. At the just my luck promotion thing lohan was talking about how she does pushups so that she can get toned (then she did pushups in front of the crowd) so i think she really wants to gain weight, but when you have damaged your body and metabolism soo much, it makes it harder to recover. And somehow i doubt she's on drugs, she just got signed on to another movie (its one of those japanese horror types) and i doubt she would be ambitios enough to audition for roles when she could just stay in and do drugs all day.
i am a graphics designer for an oil company tei.
yeah its my hobby. some people build model planes (nerds) i drink.
but hey when u are workin for corporate ass fucks all week, youd wanna drink too!
meant to say when you spend alot of time at a low weight.
coke + no eating = weight loss...simple math to me....
maybe anonymous is that lala bitch just picking another victim. sassy you rock my world. keep keepin it real.
you know if she did start eating more and kicked the coke habit, you bitches would be calling her a fatty fat fat.
honestly, i like hohan MUCH MORE than fucking fug ass hilary duff or any of those other twats. shes by far the better actress and seems like shed be a fun bitch to hang around.
Lindsay BLOWhan
Why does she pose like that for pictures? She looks stupid.
maybe anonymous is that lala bitch just picking another victim. sassy you rock my world. keep keepin it real.
sammy | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 4:31 pm | #
You rock my world too Sammy!
Talk to you hot bitches later.
I HATE when stars say they eat all of the time and somehow just cannot seem to gain weight. Get a clue Hohan, we all know that you used to be totally chubby, so obviously it is not that hard for you gain weight!!
Shouldn't it be pretty easy to get back up to her old weight? Because if she was there once she can get back again....right? Maybe I'm confused.
Sophia Loren once said that she attributed her curves to old fashioned spaghetti & meatballs. I think that pretty much says it all. If you want to look like a normal adult woman with breast & a butt & not like a 12 y/o boy, eat some damn carbos!
add a newslined link sassy
She hasn't cooked an effing meal in her life.
...wait, or is her hand blue and swollen from cooking something?
OMFG.... You all tell me I am not happy with my life and all of you are cganging your gravitar to bug Val??????WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME? I'M SO STUPID FOR PICKING ON SASSY
NoAnjl | 05.05.06 - 1:33 pm | #
Is that Paris Hilton ?
Re: Lohan, that's pretty convenient for her to name all that food she supposedly eats. One of my friends used to work with this woman who was aspiring model. Bony as hell, and always talked about what she ate the night before. But then when the crew wen to lunch, she'd order something and only take a couple of bites.
Lohan SO has an eating disorder.
LL is an addict. Both of her parents are H.A.M. hocks. Yaw know her dad is crazed.
Somehow I don't see her doing a Drew Barrymore since her mom is a junkie who fucks LL's leftovers and is ready to discard LL for baby sis Ali's career.
Sammy-luv your blog
kitkatwoman | 05.05.06 - 3:47 pm | #
Aw, but I LOOOOVE the Little Britian Avatars!
However, Tom Cruise getting fucked up would be nice.
Bangin, that Posh pic make her look like Sophia Loren's tired, busted-ass, cracked out younger sister.
Wow. It's quiet here tonight.
Miz, sweetums, we both have the same list for the Plane of Death Fiery Crash Section. I HATE HOhan more than any other celebrity. If I saw her walking down my sidewalk minding her business, I'd go batshit crazy on her and probably kill her.
Sammy -- you animals sound precious. My pudgy older hound dog never plays with toys or bites anything, but if she gets pissed enough she'll tear the shit out of something. Jay -- how is Odin, the sweetie pie?
Haha @ that picture!
I think that you can speed up your metabolism by taking Thyroid horomones. Maybe that is what she is doing???
bottom line: she was the shit when she was all volumptous and thick as hell (circa "mean girls", "rumors" video)...
now she just looks like shit, period.
very sad.
Metabolisms slow with age, they don't speed up. They're both retarded, if they wanted to gain weight they could. It's just for attention.
MRhead | 05.05.06 - 4:02 pm | #
DAMN RIGHT metabolisms slow down! Especially at Richie's age! (Hohan is still a little young).
I cannot believe she (Hohan) expects us to believe this story. If she EVER set foot in McDonalds, the paparazzo would be all over it, just like Britney!
There is no way she eats "normal food" (argue if you want about it causing obesity rates). PB&J, mashed potatoes, mcdees, pizza-sounds like what Renee Zellweger and Charlize Theron had to eat to gain weight for their roles!
yeah, new one!
Feel the same way about her remarks as I do Nicole's. I won't go into it again...read the above post about Nicole to get my drift.
Art Chic, 'xactly!
sara, I could name you a list of celebs longer than Lahoma00's post that do drugs and work...hell, they come to work stoned and drunk and hungover all the time...get a clue.
damn her hands are ashy
Im so sick of bitches like this whining about wanting to gain weight! Hohan, we already know your capable of being much bigger than you are, because 2 years ago you actually looked healthy. I guess she thinks if she says she wants to gain weight then we'll actually think she eats normally and this emaciated look is out of her control.
It's not crack! Its coke bitch!
She is a hot ass.
Actually metabolisms can speed up with an increase in activity and exercise. Just look at how much work Lohan has done in the last two years. That could be enough to spike up her metab.
"I do good stir-frys, but the meal I cooked the other night was grilled chicken Parmesan, sauteed spinach and mashed potatoes."
"Then I puked it all up!"
Well the boobs she can buy, but where does she expect to get an ass?
seems like some Soccer Mom got pissed off by the celebs her tween daughter is idolizing and wrote a letter to someone high enough to order this direct to EAT AND GAIN WEIGHT AND CURVES
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