Dammit, can't see the video at work...
Oh, and first, cabronas pendejas desgraciadas.
I thought this Jewel... damnit to all hell MK....
does this mean she an alien too?
et tu, prico?
I need another margarita, dammit...
Moss has been an alien? yes? OMG I am 3 sheets to the wind right now...
3 frozen Bellini's (champagne & peach schnapps's)... Happy Fuckin' Cinco de Mayonaise!
she looks sexy.
Tabatha, I'll have whatever you're having
omg.. it's so freakin' good *licking chops*
they had to drag me out of there
can't help but remember that footage of her dancing in jeans with no shirt like an idiot while totally f'ed up...and while that commercial does a horrible job of selling Nikon, it does a fabulous job of selling kate - johnny should never have let her go.
dammit mother fucking shit cunt it's 1:30! I gotta do at least an hour of work before getting back on here. don't have too much fun without me bitches!!
That is one seductive bitch. She needs all those drugs to have that haunted look in her eyes.
Yuck. Sexy to me is a lady with curves, not those freaky small ladies who haven't really had a good place in modeling since the CK ads.
ALRIGHT BITCHES! i went to lunch and slammed 3 beers fast enough to have a respectable buzz while i finish my work day. i'm ready for some fucking Dlisting!
I CANNOT STAND THIS WHORE.
And I as well thought it was Jewel when I saw the opening shot. =) Only I think Jewel is probably better looking in the face. I have never found Kate Moss even one smidgeon attractive.
I despise this bitch witha zealot-like fervor! *downing a Soma*
Pete Doherty needs to kill her ass and paint by numbers with her blood.
No. She looks strung out.
Kate Moss is gorgeous and sexy. I wish I looked like her!
you know this is what Lohan wants to be...can you imagine her trying to be sexy like this commercial?
Ay que horror!
I just remember Obsession commercials from way back when.. wasn't she in those or has the champagne affected my ass?
Let me guess...her name was "Katie" too, until Tom Cruise told her to change it?
maybe the tie in is the impossible mission at hand....keeping Kate off the blow
seriously, what's wrong with her look? you see it VS commercials all the time.
There's a camera scene in MI:3, but it's a disposable. Don't remember seeing a digital one.
Yes, coke-whore WAS in Obsession commercials, Tabatha.
I prefer the Eternity commercials... I love my girl, Turlington.
Ugh, I hate Obsession. Smells like nausea in a bottle.
Damn,i'm working and i've got a boner,wished i was home so i could play with my winkie!!Only being honest!!
Totally Prico!
I just watched the commercial: girl has the most jacked-up teeth I've ever seen on a model...
I am so happy Depp got rid of this putana.
ELB: can I do anything to help?
Stop it Tabatha,gone down now,had a look at David Blaines prunehands 
I can lube my puppies up at any moments notice.
Coke-ariffic comeback! 
***JAZZ HANDS***
but depp picked up a woman with even worse teeth (why can't the europeans adopt chicklet teeth?)
ElB: Sounds like you need some hand to gland combat. 
just me | 05.05.06 - 2:47 pm |
My oh my! Vanessa's teeth are pretty jacked!
Prico: Usted mijito!! Respete carajo!! mas cabrona y pendeja su gueva derecha. ehhhh.
omg... throwing myself out there today... so drunk is me... *hiccup*
Where the fuck are you people working that they allow you to get shitfaced at lunch???
Well if sex sells, this camera will only sell to pedophiles. Who wants to fuck someone they could break in half. And she looks kind of special.
Hey, that song in the video was my wedding march! Foul!
She's been a train wreck since she split up with Depp, but I fucking loooove this woman. South London Bitches Rule! You work it girl...
Weedmilk: I am the office.. ha ha.. everyone else works in field... I hold ALL balls!
Meramari what IS that song called? I was just thinking I wanted to know what it was....
Prico: Usted mijito!! Respete carajo!! mas cabrona y pendeja su gueva derecha. ehhhh.
Dayanara | 05.05.06 - 2:49 pm |
LOLOLOLOL... Sorry, it's the tequila talking. ANDALE!!
Modelo Especial anyone?
Ugh, I don't like beer, sorry... I'd do a smirnoff ice twisted green apple in a minute, though. Or a margarita. Or a frozen cosmo. Or a Bailey's on the rocks. Or a sex on the beach. Or a tequila sunrise. Or a...
omg, listening to El Condor Pasa by Simon and Garfinkle, Garfield, whatever
*gagging*
LOL... I'm listening to the acoustic version of "This Love" by my love Adam and Maroon 5
smirnoff...ewwwwwwww that thing makes me puke in a minute.
damn, okay.. i'm drinking anything that has alcohol in it at this point....
*Tejano dancing* 'cause that's what we do in Texas... Viva Selena!
I only drink the green apple one. Tastes like a fizzy appletini. I hear the other ones are disgusting.
Weedmilk | 05.05.06 - 2:56 pm | #
Weedmilk, I have no clue.
I just imagined myself slutting down the aisle to that sexicilious music. I like it though. -maybe for my 25th anniversary. They'll just think I'm eccentric.
I'm ready to suck on winkie now!
Mmmm. . . Smirnoff twisted green apple. Like melted jolly ranchers but they get you drunk. Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't do beer.
Valeriiiieeeeee, here's to you.
Mmmm, green apple jolly ranchers...
GAAAAAK!!! Meramari, that avatar is horrific!
Off topic ** my fiance just called to tell me that the rat he used in his psychology class (non-hurtful experimentation), that is due for euthanization b/c they're inbred (blahblahblah)...well, he kidnapped her! She's riding home in his lap right now!
The watermelon is not too bad, but it makes my teeth hurt. If I'm gonna have one, I go for the green apple.
Great Morticia.. fucking great. Now what?
I'm listening to WKTU: singing ***Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside of me...***
***bellydancing***
Morticia: your fiancee is crazy!
Meramari: ewwwwwwwwww. disgusting.
my mouth is puckering... kind of like when you hear the word 'pickle'.. your glands go into overdrive
I know prico. It's only for a little bit. If you can sit through MI3 you can put up with Posh's teef. 
Tabatha - i have no idea! i have two cats and he has a great dane and now a rat! it's going to be fucking pandemonium when we move in together!!
Dayanara -- I KNOW!!
She's riding home in his lap right now!
Morticia | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 3:02 pm | #
That BITCH!
well, guess he/she'll be sleeping in fiancee's crotch
meramari... aaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhh!
Awww, I miss KTU...
I'm listening to Crystal Waters...
she's homeless, she's homeless...
OK! Did we or did we not have an agreement?
That BITCH!
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 3:05 pm |
HA! seriously!
oh fuck enough of this fug coked-out biatch!!!!!!!!!!
Who am I kidding? I'll drink whatever is in front of me. Hey, at least I'm honest!
I have to admit as much as I hate to...It is a sexy commercial. Hohan can never touch that status.
she's homeless, she's homeless...
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.05.06 - 3:07 pm | #
I prefer:
100%. Pure. Love.
Sorry meramari. I guess I just wasn't as prepared as I thought
I wonder if it was a nikon camera that took the pictures of her snorting blow.
I feel left out and stupid because I do not have a gravatar and do not know how to get one. Love ya'lls though!
SUNNY!! I love you! TOTALLY ENOUGH OF THIS BIATCH! **retching**
So let's see:
Nikon
Calvin Klein
Rimmel
what else must I boycott?
VOTE FOR PIPPI LONGSTOCKING FOR HOT SLUT OF THE MONTH
PLEASEEEEEEEE!
I'm listening to Crystal Waters...
she's homeless, she's homeless...
STFO, prico!
i love that shit!!
Morticia | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 3:02 pm | # AWESOME!
Just watched the video-didn't do much for me. It's about as original as the Jessica Simpson or Paris commercials.
goin' back to middle and around again I'm gonna be there to the end.. 100% pure love
Jennifer, No, I am sorry I should have prepared you for this. (covers face in shame)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MIZ!!!!!!
Back at ya BABE!!!!
my bitch here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
is way better looking than this twat!!!!
Tabatha, yes, yes! Now that is a must on the Friday fun-time soundtrack!
Who is going to compile the DLi$Tology hymn book?
HA! seriously!
Morticia | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 3:07 pm | #
Moricia love, P. Kennedy just announced he is going into rehab.
Totally on topic. Just like Miss Moss-under-my-feet here.
HA! seriously!
Morticia | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 3:07 pm | #
Moricia love, P. Kennedy just announced he is going into rehab.
Totally on topic. Just like Miss Moss-under-my-feet here.
Kate mmmmmmmm,Vannessa mmmmmmmmmm,me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
WORD, Sunny!!!
hmm | 05.05.06 - 3:12 pm | #
go to gravatar.com
El Bastardo! I guess you agree with Depp's taste in women, hmm?
Actually, I don't care much for it.......she resembles a biker/coke-whore harpie.......lol with a 12 year old boy-body.......
They could have got somebody a lot hotter to be working that..........
So Nikon is marketing to hip, cool,heroin freaks now.
STUPID
MIZ
this twat gets rewarded for being a coke addict--while someone like Linda Evangelista is nowhere to be seen??-oh the logic of it all!!
Hey, OneVoodoo! And you know she has Doherty cooties, which makes her even skankier...
thanks Sunny! yah, apparently he stuffed scilla (what he named his rat) down his shirt and her little white head was poking out as he strolled out of the psyc building.
Meramari - he's going to rehab, eh? well that didn't take long, did it!?!
Tabatha I just tried my first bellini yesterday and now I'm addicted! They're so good!
No, Morticia, apparently the sleepwalking, bipolar, insomniac, and digestive problem ridden story did not fly. He was sooo close.
it's a wonder, Meramari! they've gotten away with worse!
Kate mmmmmmmm,Vannessa mmmmmmmmmm,me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
El Bastardo | 05.05.06 - 3:18 pm
We can morph them for you El Basty. Yoou specimen will be called Kanessa.
omg.. are bellini's not the freakin' best?????
I'm back you cunts! *slams shot*
At this rate we will be needing reinforcements.
JOOOOSEEE get jour ass ober ere!
Hey Miz-baby! Happy Friday to ya, you hot bitch!
I have NEVER liked Kate Moss, she has always looked like a dirty, smelly mess to me.......somebody with Marlboro breath and B.O. and you know her nether-regions are putrid.....nope........she leaves me cold.
Diito, OneVoodoo!! Happy Friday, babe! She's got a festering, oozing nether-region! 
Oh, gosh, let's see. She's about as sexy as Nicole Simpson right now. She looks like a coke ho.
is that the camera she used to take those pics of her skanky ass snorting lines????
Bitch is NOT sexy....she will forever be just another dirty crack whore.
I think it would be funny if she fell on her ass at the end.
Happy Weekend Ladies and Gents!!! (yea, right)
Thanks for another week of uncontrollable laughter!!
xo
you can see the bones between her boobs really clear yet she has some fuckin nasty lovehandles
Where's the crumbs post today??
Oh man I am too late everyone is gone
***crying****
I think I'll start doing coke so I can be famous and rich. Bitch.
Pfff. I bet models the world over are racking their pretty little heads now trying to figure out how they too can get a tape of them doing blow 'leaked' to the press. Or heroin even.
Yeah. Nothing says edgy sophistication and multi-million dollar contracts like H.
she looks like a praying mantis...
someone stuff my mangina...I'M BORED!!!
kate moss is hot.
Tim
*stuff stuff*
thx fancy!
my bologne has a first name...it's r-e-a-l-l-y
my bologne has a second name...it's h-o-r-n-y.
She's very cool. She has also got staying power. Her personal life is a mess, but so are a lot of people's in the entertainment industry. But sexy is more than taking a good photo and having a lot of sex to me.
I guess I just can't see getting turned on by a chick who (By Jefferson Hacks's intro comment) smells like piss. "You smell like wee." Charming. But it works for her.
Oh ~ and the fact that she kisses Pete's putrid mouth is off putting too. If that doesn't bother her, than you have to question the cleanliness of her other regions. Thats were the drugs come in I imagine. This fondness for the lack of hygiene, is just a little too rock and roll for my taste.
But she can sure work it for the cameras. That's all that matters for a model.
I guess you mean blow-oni.
MI:3 is so badass. greatttt movie!
She looks...unsurprisingly high.
She looks like a string bean in a burlap sack. No thank you!
In the end I don't even know what the camera does.
Good design, but pretty much useless.
Kate Moss is a goddess whom all of you greasy bitches are jealous of.
Brandon: YOU WISH! YOU FUCKIN UGLY PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU GREASY UGLY PUTRID ASSHOLE!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAHAHHA
It looks like it's more about promoting Kate Moss than the camera. But hey, like it's art, right?
ugh...she is waaayy too skinny and overated...
only a skinny blonde white woman could get caught doing massive lines of coke and get a career boost from it...not fair.
so yummy
All I can say is....what camera?
Kate still looks so damn hot. I need some of that sweet thang again. Damn, why did I ever get married?
fyi, here's sexy Kate and her Nikon Coolpix S6 in an online ad --
http://adverlicio.us/
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does anyone know what music is playing?
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