FINALLY
yay!
wilmer wants to play with the boobies
Wilmer is FAST learning how to kill a career
Kate Hudson has weird boobs, but a nice ass, & thank god she put a little weight back on
Lohan's just a jackass, no matter WHAT the topic
Never thought I'd say this, but Harry has definitely become the better lookin' prince
I thought Denise had a good relationship with Martin Sheen? But I wouldn't wanna be connected to Charlie Sheen in anyway either
SPIN - looks like it's just you & me, kid! 
i guess so jenner!
hohan is a dumb bitch. i said it.
SAY IT AGAIN
i have about 20 minutes! how about you?
Twinkle Twinkle!
hohan is a DUMB BITCH
HI VALERIE!!
Are we still doing shots?
oh, oh
OH SHIT.......
TIIIIMMMM!
Spin - I'm home now - dlisting till hockey starts 47 minutes & counting........
Hello everyone you are so crazy people!You are still here i just poped in to see whats going on!
Mrs Jose you made me laugh so hard-karma to you!
Hy Tim!
anyway, i am still taking shots, meramari...
Are we still doing shots?
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 6:16 pm | #
looks like we HAVE to, now!!!!!!!
*opens jager*
lucky jenner!
have a beer for me!!
dammit! i'm late on the shot train!
*IV drip of jaeger directly into brain*
ahhhhhhhhhh....sweet serenity...
*hands jager to Mrs Jose, Tim & Spin*
ah....how kind! *tosses back*
*takes bottle away from Tim, fears alcohol poisoning*
alright, y'all...i am leaving.
kisses on all of your pink parts.
bye tim! l8tr!
*drives after all he has drunk*
kidding.
bye!
dammit jenner, u made him leave!
alright, y'all...i am leaving.
kisses on all of your pink parts.
tim | 05.05.06 - 6:20 pm | #
*shiver*
'night Tim
was it me that made him go? 
TIM, HONEY I'M SORRY, LET'S NOT FIGHT BABY
Hohan stays at the same hotel where John Belushi OD'd and died. Maybe there is still cocaine in the carpet, which she sniffs up like a vacuum cleaner.
We will be okay kiddos. I think...No, I know so.
babylove | 05.05.06 - 6:22 pm | #
hopefully a sign of things to come *crosses fingers*
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 6:23 pm | #
I thought Valerie scared you away (understandably)
Denise is really getting on my nerves but if it is Came down to Sunglasses vs Sunglasses-she would definitely kick Heather's ass.
Hohan is an idiot and a drugged out whore. I bet she spends more money on drugs than that hotel bill.
I thought Valerie scared you away (understandably)
jenner | 05.05.06 - 6:25 pm | #
Oh no, I am sure she is a lovely person. Aren't you, Valerie?
Hohan stays at the same hotel where John Belushi OD'd and died. Maybe there is still cocaine in the carpet, which she sniffs up like a vacuum cleaner.
maybe that's why she stays there
but if it is Came down to Sunglasses vs Sunglasses-she would definitely kick Heather's ass.
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 6:25 pm | #
you're right - Denise looks way better in hers
*Team Denise's Sunglasses*
oh and where did i read that hohan wishes she were curvy? maybe if she didn't do coke, she'd have some!!!
damn...i'd just be the one at the sunglasses fight sitting on the side eating popcorn
bye all! time to get my drink on!
"Night Spin Cycle - now YOU have a drink for ME!
I am sure you noticed. They have the same look...oversized BRANDED sunglasses, muscle shirts with some artsy print, flowing blond hair, Jeans/Sweats(same thing), and trendy-store-shopping bags -
Old Sambora just got confused.
Good night Spin.
Old Sambora just got confused.
interesting theory, & probably not far off...he IS getting up there
Jenner fuck off bitch.Oh i am so sad you dont like me-who cares whore!Get a life and a sense of humor!I love dlisted and i am staying here understand bitch!If you dont like my comments just ignore me you dont have to write posts like that!
Mrs jose i am a great person!And i love that you have for your homepage-instyle!I guess you are fashion obssesed like my ass!
Very much so Valerie. What style do you prefer?
oh Valerie *clucks tongue*
I can't see how your fairies and white rabbits and peter pans can like THAT language! tsk tsk
Oh i like to mixed it up!I love being elegant sometimes glamorous and i like that whole ladylike style!What about you?
Valerie, Jenner is right. That is not nice or stylish of you. What did she do to offend you?
Seriously jenner whats wrong with you?You are at the gossip blog and not in high school!Grow up,slut!
OOO Valerie. We must go shopping together. We have the same taste. Where do you prefer to shop? Malls or boutiques?
Belive me its stylish!
Hey whats your favourite fashion magazine!
The Bible, of course.
"grow up" - this from the one who quotes children's lit ad nauseam and introduces herself with "twinkle twinkle"?
Great advice, I'll ponder it for a bit
I hate malls and love boutiques!I come from Slovenia so Paris is just one hour away!Oh and i shopped once in California!It was so great!Are you from California!
Yeah me too!I by almost all of them!Specially love American,French and Uk!
Jenner again bitch you are at the gossip blog and sometimes people ARE joking here!Oh fuck it!I meant IT all serious i come from neverland and my best friend is Tinker Bell!OK BITCH!
Valerie, you just make it TOO easy.
You bore me. Can't wait till the ADULTS start posting again....
lIKE I SAID SKIP MY POST!
Bubble boy's aquarium's looking a little cloudy. They should have put some plants in there, some colored rocks, a little castle with a drawbridge to swim under...
Why travel to Paris when I hear the Slovenec designers are up and coming. Will you be apologizing to our mutual friend, Jenner, any time soon. It makes me feel so awkward.
scout | 05.05.06 - 6:53 pm | #
some fake seaweed....
meramari
don't worry love, it's all good! 
Ah mer you are so fashion forward! Slovenac (Slovak?)designers are taking the world by STORM!
Bubble boy's aquarium's looking a little cloudy. They should have put some plants in there, some colored rocks, a little castle with a drawbridge to swim under...
scout | 05.05.06 - 6:53 pm | #
I want to see the treasure chest with the skeleton in it Mommmyyyy!!!!
Hey who is your favourite designer!I am obssesed with hanbags!
Oh,why should i apoligaze to jenner?Look at her comments about me i thought we were all joking here?
Slovenac (Slovak?)
scout | 05.05.06 - 6:53 pm | #
YOU ARE ASKING ME???
lIKE I SAID SKIP MY POST!
Valerie | 05.05.06 - 6:53 pm | #
smartest thing I've heard you say YET
It depends on the budget I am on Valerie..and of course, the occasion. What about you? What king of bag do you have?
I don't think I can continue our chat with such animosity running between you and my friend, Jenner.
What in the world is the above post about?????
I gotta get out of this dress. Not good for branding cattle.
Well i got Birkin for my 22 birthday!But after i begged my mother for a year!She thought its way to classic for my age!But i love it!Thats the only huge bag i own!But i have a couple of them non designer but really cute!
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 7:01 pm | #
dude you're fuckin' cracking me UP
I can't believe she got upset with me saying it's "understandable" if you were avoiding her, while other people have called her some of the worse names even I'VE ever heard and NOTHING! I just wish it was fun like the old days and not so boring....*sniff*
Do you need a pill, Jenner? What color?
maybe she doesn't understand enough english to know others were calling her the worse names you ever heard!
Besides, she's a boring joke, yanking chains.
*worst*
scout | 05.05.06 - 7:06 pm | #
good point
Do you need a pill, Jenner? What color?
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 7:06 pm | #
I'm partial to the pink.... *swallows*
Well, i just can't. Loyalty is my middle name. Mrs. Jose Juanita Loyalty Cuervo.
Listen Jenner i am not upset!And its fine if you make fun of my ass!But you sounded really serious in your comments about me!I am not crazy well i am sometimes!And i was just joking with all my posts and shit!I would never have thought that you here at Dlisted would take all this so serious!
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 7:08 pm | #
*kisses cheek*
Oh, see we can all get along. Fashion is the international language.
Scout thank you for your concern but i understand english pretty good!I make a lot of spelling mistakes but my english is fluent!
I dont live in the english speaking country and its not my mother language but i still think there are people who make far worse mistakes than me!I was in the other blog with europeans and if you think mine spelling is horrible you should see others!
Your mother bought you a Hermes Birkin?? My mother has not bought me a thing since that last pacifier. Lucky girl.
Good afternoon, sweet bitches. I just got back from taking my daughter to her shrink.
(Passes out happy blue pills)
How is everyone and more importantly, what did I miss by being gone for 3 hours?
Well it was a hard bargain!I had to begg begg and there was a lot of sucking up!
Hello Bug Spray. Free Samples???
Mrs Jose which designer is your favourite!Which work do you like the most!
Nothing for free, I have to buy them. But it's well worth it. 
How are you? Anything new and exciting going on?
Yup pills never are!
I can't help you Bug I've worked for days, totally out of the DListed snarkloop.
I like houses who ultimately change designers in order to continue the image they have already established through that one founding signer. For example, Chloe, Prada, Chanel, and Balenciaga are some. Of the independent deigners, I like Oscar de la Renta, Valentino, Carolina Herrera and whoever Crazy Karl is working for at the time. What about you?
I hear ya, Scout. I have to totally get my nose back to the grindstone starting tomorrow. My mom is flying down for a visit 5/15 and my next proposal deadline is 6/1, so having mom around cuts my time in half.
I love visiting with her, but yikes...
I'm gonna have to ignore the compulstion to "pop on" to Dlisted "for a few minutes" because it always turns into HOURS. *G*
Team Heather!!! And Team Face Cancer!!!
Damn it who was in charge of making those shirts I NEED ONE!!!!
How are you? Anything new and exciting going on?
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 7:20 pm | #
I am good, thank you. I am packing the family up to go see my parents this weekend. My parents have all knds of meds and if they don't have what I want, I just cross that little bridge and duck the flyin' bullets.
Oh finally. I am so comfy now.>>>
LOL! First Class that is one pissed off pussy you got there.
You can get T-shirts made at cafe press saying anything you want. I've never tried it before, so I don't know what the quality is like.
It seems a little too severe of Denise not letting the grandparents not see the kids. I was rooting for that bitch too. I still hate Charlie's crazy ass, though.
Meds are GREAT, Meramari. Everyone should have meds. The world would be a better place.
Tiny Tommy Tool, for instance, would benefit greatly from being medicated (and so would we)!!!
I can't help you Bug I've worked for days, totally out of the DListed snarkloop.
scout | 05.05.06 - 7:22 pm | #
Scout, I have done shittttlyy squat today. Okay, I think I replied to one email. 88 to go.
I agree, Blue Rose. I saw some comments made by Martin Sheen in a gossip mag the other day and it seemed like he was trying to be reasonable and fair to both parties. He didn't say anything bad about Denise at all.
Did I just type "shitly squat"? That sounds like you gotta go and your in the middle of the highway.
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari | Homepage
You sound like a foul-mouthed Ned Flanders!
Oh my god i love all of them,that you named.Simply love Nicolas Ghesquere and what hes done for Balenciaga!Oh and i have an eye on Ricardo Tissci who designes for Givenchy!I also love De la Renta,Valentino and crazy John Galliano!Hate,Hate Julian Macdoanld,Roberto Cavalli!
I think we need to get on the topic,people are hating our rambling about fashion!Some other time!Peace!
Oh shit.
You sound like a foul-mouthed Ned Flanders!
Blue Rose | 05.05.06 - 7:31 pm | #
Why thank you.
Bug Spray I was reading Charlie Sheens dads quotes too.
God he was the only freakin voice of sanity.
Basicly said shut up you two you're fucking your kids up keep quite....But he said it with alot more class LOLOL
Yeah I love this Avvie I got it on the Lewis the Crazy Cat Myspace page!!!TEAM CRAZY LEWIS!!!!
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari | Homepage
You're so very welcome.
I didn't read all of the post, so I wasn't aware crazy Val was here. I see she's moved on to the "red words".
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx
I hope you don't mind. I set it up as my son's puter background. He loves this stuff. It started with Putas bazooka wielding hedgehog.
Oh shit, i forgot to pack underwear!
Hello Blue Rose how are you?Yup red words are alowed from now on!
Did I just type "shitly squat"? That sounds like you gotta go and your in the middle of the highway.
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari
Well, when you gotta, you gotta. LOL!! Maybe "shitly squat" should go in our Dlisted dictionary or vocabulary list or whatever we're doing.
When my daughter (who's 17) and I got home from her appointment (we stopped for Taco Bell takout on the way) we were teasing each other calling each other "bitch" and "ho" and our neighbor almost passed out in her driveway. She's a Martha Stewart clone.
The damn woman always looks perfect, hair and makeup and clothes and her house is perfect and her kids are perfect. She mops her damn front porch for fook's sakes. I don't even
mop my kitchen floor.
Anyway, she's younger than me, but ultra conservative and our "bitch and ho" session almost gave her heart failure! I told my daughter I should phone her and say, "Hey, what's up, bitch?" LOLOL!!
Yes Blue, Val has evolved into that child that slams thier head into a wall while screaming so you pay attention to them....truely a jewel to be around.
Oh shit, i forgot to pack underwear!
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari
Just go commando. It cuts way down on the laundry.
"red words".
Blue Rose | 05.05.06 - 7:35 pm | #
I believe Valerie was in maroon territory crossing to the brown side.
No Biggie Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari it's a disturbingly cuite picture. Hell make it your christmas card!!! You know you wanna to!
The damn woman always looks perfect, hair and makeup and clothes and her house is perfect and her kids are perfect. She mops her damn front porch for fook's sakes. I don't even
mop my kitchen floor.
Bug, do you use a towel to mop and throw it away afterwards? (just a guess)
I'd love to send that out as my Christmas Card. ROFLOL!!
What's that saying from Home Alone -- after the bad guys in the movie the kid is watching shoots everyone?
Merry Christmas you filthy animals or something along those lines... LOL!
Bug, do you use a towel to mop and throw it away afterwards? (just a guess)
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari
Actually... I DO! Hey, how did you know that? LOLOL!
They are ALL crazy, but it's fun to watch. I just feel bad for the kids. I would hate people telling me what to do with my money if I were Lohan. I would have fired those accountants on the spot if they looked at me wrong!!
Bag Spray i know the type!It would be great if you would phone her!She would end up in the ER!
FirtsClass thank you and you are right i want your attention-no thanks!
Bag Spray?
Oh my god!!! Just saw a promo for Snakes on a Plane!!!
God I'm shaking like a small dog into excitment for that movie LOL
i know the type!It would be great if you would phone her!She would end up in the ER!
Yeah, her husband is always popping in here to borrow tools and stuff from my husband and I'm always in flannel PJ's and ratty hair and mis-matched socks, and my house is always trashed to the max by the teenagers.
I told my hubby I'll bet her hubby goes home and says, 'Thank GOD I'm not married to HER.'
Mine was sweet tho, and said I'm much more fun than Mrs. Stick Up Her Bum.
What does "Trackback" do on here?? Anyone?
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.05.06 - 7:45 pm | #
I hope I don't see a promo for it, I'd hate for them to give too much away, lmao.
'shaking like a small dog into excitment"
Another one for the book.
Bag Spray?
Blue Rose
Hmmm... Maybe I should change my name to that and combine it with my porno name.
Bag Spray Slickbooty
But Blue!! You have to love a film that goes back and does Reshoots just so that Samuel L. Jackson can say...."There's Snakes on the Mother Fuckin Plane"
I about fall out of my chair laughing everytime I hear that line.
God I'm so easy to amuse....someone get me some string
Bug Spray my sister in law is EXACTLY like that neighbor....I might hate her but she's to nice too which makes me almost hate her again.
Bug spray you should invite her for coffe and make sure everything is extra trashed.And then just sit back and watch her explode!It would be like a train wreck "live"!And you should film her so you could watch her reaction in slow motion!Gosh i have to do that someday!
My best friend is totaly snake phobic. To the point of ridiculousness. In the theater for Indiana Jones, when that snake was in the cockpit with him. It was dead silent and she started yelling, "AHHH! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!" OUTLOUD.
The entire theater cracked up. I was cringing in my seat, hoping nobody noticed I was with her.
Actually... I DO! Hey, how did you know that? LOLOL!
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 7:42 pm | #
MISSY, I KOW YOUR TYPE!
I buy mine at the dollar store.
See that's where you and I are diffrent. I would be laughing the hardest cause damn if that's not just funny as hell!!
But later i would totaly make a straight face and say I felt for her...then laugh again.
Well, that was back in my more easily embarrassed days. Now, I probably would laugh at her. And then be all concerned. Heehee.
See, not only would I have laughed at her, I would have brushed her arm with my purse strap to REALLY scare the shit out of her!
Blue you spiteful spirit brought a tear to my eye.
I gotta go!Have a great time read you soon!And stay meen bitches!
LOL! Blue Rose! When we went to see JAWS way back when, we'd seen it once but my brother-in-law and his date were seeing it for the first time.
At that one really startling point where the head falls out beneath the boat, my husband leaned over and grabbed his brother's leg and said, "Gotcha" and he actually jumped clear into his date's lap.
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 7:59 pm | #
See that would fuck me up!!!
I have a huge fear of sharks so lets be honest here I probably would have had a bit of squirtage in my pants from that.
Yeah, and if I'd brushed my friend's arm during the snake scene, I'd prolly have gotten pissed on too!
Don't think I'll be taking her to see Snakes on a Plane!
Okay, so I saw a poll in US Weekly while I was in the doc's waiting room that said 47% of people said they would go see MI:3 and 53% said no, they were not going to see it.
Maybe our side is starting to gain ground?
Maybe our side is starting to gain ground?
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 8:04 pm | #
I haev only seen one Tom Cruise movie and that was one called something or the other Business. I have RRRRRefused to see the blatant self promoting mutant in ANYTHING! and this started before this crazy caca.
I saw that!!! Didn't know what to think. Cause I want somthing that Keri Russel is in to do well but I hate that midget douche bag.
He makes my butt hole pucker in fear everytime I see him.
sorry for typos ... gotta go
see you later, motor's runing..
It makes me sad, because I know it's going to do well, and I just want hom to die sooooo badly that I've actually dreamed about it.
hom, not him, although.....
SHIT! HIM, not hom, lol, and I'm not even drunk yet.
I said bye!
Have a good weekend.
Sigh first Cinco de Mayo I will not be having a drink. I think I'm crushed!!!
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari GOOD BYE YOU SEXY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye, Mer! Have a nice weekend!
Denise is being such a bitch not letting Charlie's parents see the grand kids! 
Forgot to say hello to you, hot bitches! Do you like my Gravatar? It's for Valerie.
Looks like Denise has taken the limelight from Angelina. They both have those beautiful eyes and full lips, but Denise can't stand up to Angelina.
I remember reading how she dumped her boyfriend of years when she got in the big time.
Anyway she really needs a Nair wax strip for that visable mustache.
Denise is using those kids as a weapon of control. How is this good for them? She has severely limited their time with their father and now is cutting the grandparents from their lives. I read the transcript of the telephone message where Charlie goes off on her...nasty stuff...but you got to wonder if he wasn't just at the end of his rope with her...because everyday she is looking more and more like the kind of bitch that will use whatever means at whatever the personal cost to others to gain her own ends. It is call selfishness.
I can believe that Charlie is a sleazebag of any variety, but that is NOT cool for Denise to keep those little girls away from their grandparents. You don't use your kids for revenge. Both Denise and Charlie make me sick.
Well after Wilmar blabed on Howard stern about all these A=list actresses he supposedly shagged, and betrayed their trust, he's GONNA have to start settling for Porn Stars! especially since he lied about J-Love.J-love is like the nicest girl in Hollywood and I believe her that she did NOT shag wilmer! No Alist actress wants a guy who kisses and tells, and even LIES, on Howard Stern, I mean hello! Fred Durst Anyone?!!! I swear Wilmer is the new Scott Baio.
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