HOLY CRAP that's a long post!!!! 
A stunningly unpleasant human being.
I wish other stars would be this blunt!!!!
Where is a current picture of him to see??
This interview was AWESOME MK!!!
do you think now that MK has interviewed people he'll get all famous & start wankin' it like Perez? 
DON'T LEAVE US MK
*can't stop singing* Teenage Mutang Ninja Turtles... Teenage Mutang Ninja Turtles... Turtles in Half Shell... Turtle Power
I goggled and couldn't even find a photo - grrrr. Who did he play on Life Goes on? Not Tyler or did he? LOL God I'm a DORK!
HA I didn't goggle - I GOOGLED - good lord is it 5 yet?!
good lord is it 5 yet?!
~ohmy~ | 05.05.06 - 7:10 pm | #
where are you?
It's well past 5 here! *sips beer*
sorry, that was rude of me - *passes beer to ohmy*
alright ladies & gents I'm out for a bit - HOCKEY'S ON
I leave you with Mr Jones in ALL his Buff Glory
If the interviews exploit other famous Hollyweirdo's, then I'm all for it! Hahaha! Go MK!
I'm in California :D - I'll take the beer anyway! Shit it's a ghost town in the office today!
Ok Brent Chalem (Fat Kid) Died in 1997!
AMAZING. I LOVE FREEZE-FRAME!!!
Whoa i get home and have this long ass thing waiting. And i still don't know who the hell this guy is LOLOL
Loved what he said about Shannon though!!!
FUCK i needed 2 beers to read this post! LOL
LOVE YOU MK
FirstClass I LOVE the gravatar!!!
LOL Thanks Scout I found it on the Lewis the Crazy cat myspace page LOL!!!!
It was actually moving but I have no idea how to transfer that into gravatar. Any suggestions on how to do that.
Everybody wants to see a kitten with a machine gun LOLOL
MK won't leave us, he's way too cool for that!!!
right, MK?
ohmygawd! thanks for total childhood flashback!
Holy fuck. I thought I was the only person whoever saw 'Monster Squad', well me, my brother and our friend Chandler. That movie was awesome! "Whoa. Wolfman has nads is one of the great lines of American cinema.'
He seems like a really cool guy. Thanks for the interview.
he gives new meaning to "d-listed"
Lahoma00,
Cough it up. You got this interview because you're doing the horizontal hula with Adam, aren't-cha, Blanche, arn't-cha?
which kid was he????????
I am such a bad child of the 80's I do not remeber this film AT ALL. Might have to see it just because LOL.
Sweet Jesus, I remember that damn movie! *acid flashback*
FirstClass it has to be a .gif to be animated and it has to be under 100MB I think. That's all I know. If it shows up at gravatar in the preview as animated then it will show up here animated.
Ahhh okay!! Damn i wish I could have saved it under gif. Oh well I might just have to make it move.
he gives new meaning to "d-listed"
-meee
WORD!
Slow day, MK???? I hope he called YOU for the interview. You're much more "famous" than this bitch! Happy Cinco! *mwah!*
thanks lahoma, that was a wonderful end to my work day! have a great weekend. =)
Never heard of this guy before but he sounds cool and the interview was highly entertaining.
spin sycle your avatar fucking ROCKS!!!!!!!!! faye faye!
Hey all! Is this a slow news day or what?
God, I can't believe I've seen that movie and more than one time at that.
Alosha
thanks! i just changed it tho....i'll change it back later...wnated to mess with FOO
Scout, I saw a poll in US Weekly while I was in the doc's waiting room today that said 47% of people said they would go see MI:3 and 53% said no, they were not going to see it.
Maybe our side is starting to gain ground?
can anyone tell me how to post my user name and gravatar? I dont get it
Anonymous, you have to register with gravatar.com to get an avatar. You need a square picture that is no bigger than 80x80 pixels. Once they have rated it, you type your user name into the Name box here and the email you used to get the avatar into the Email box. And it magically appears!
OMG The monser Squad. I LOVED that movie when I was a kid.
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 8:29 pm | #
Thank-you
well, i thought it was a great interview. i am a child of the 80s and don't remember this movie. i have got to find it and watch it--the dialogue's killer.
That was one of the most awesome...and real...interviews I've ever read. You rock, MK!
The interview was done by Lahoma00
It's kinda fucked up that so many people think MK wrote this...
why the f**k are you printing this drivel?
Testing
Definitely a slow news day. No baby Jolie Pitt arrival......Off to watch my YANKEES. Have a good evening bitches. Check back 7th inning stretch.
GO YANKEES 
Lahoma I love you
thanks for that. he seems like a very nice guy.
Lahoma00 - GREAT INTERVIEW
I loved that interview. He was awesome to interview and it was funny too. I remember that was one of my all time favorite movies as a kid besides Ferris Buhlers Day Off. Monster Squad had some funny and clever lines.
I love the part about Joan Van Ark..how funny!!!
Thanks for that interview..awesome awesome awsome
He seems like a really cool guy actually.
what is this awful waste of space
How did Lahoma score this interview? I loved it. Especially the part about Shannen being a stunningly unpleasant human being.
MKFan, Ferris Buehler's Day Off IS the best movie EVER! Now my 12 year old watches it over and over.
FUCK i needed 2 beers to read this post! LOL
LOVE YOU MK
kitkatwoman | 05.05.06 - 7:24 pm | #
Are you drunk yet, Kitkat? This shit is so long to read. Time to put the kids to bed and I will be reading this stuff.
I love all the new Gravatars. 
Mine is for Valerie.
WTF?! no more term papers, please!
Lahoam00 my apologies!!! YOU did a great interview!
I thought I was the only person on the face of the earth that LOVED Monster Squad!!!!! The quotes that you listed are great!! I love this website evenmore now.
FirstClass I have your cat gif animated, and square if you want it. You'll have to pony up an email address though
OMG... I HAD a Tommy Puett album! *blushes*. Yes, it WAS pretty bad but hey, I was in high school. Not that it's an excuse but..
TOMMY PUETT RULES!!! :p
I don't think I have ever heard of Adam Carl, but he sounds funny as hell. *Off to Netflix to put The Monster Squad in my queue*
Sorry, Lahoma00...don't always read everything I should...good job!
OMG, that was a long post!
Lahoma, you are hot shit, but that was the longest post ever.
That was the best fucking interview ever! Congrats Lahoma. That dude is awesome and I can honestly say one of my all time favorite F-listers!
Lahoma, you are hot shit, but that was the longest post ever.
Filthy McSnatchy | 05.05.06 - 11:07 pm | #
I agree. That shit was long but it was pretty good. At first I didn't remember the movie but now after seeing the fat kid, I remembered. Damn, I didn't know he died. The shit he said about Shannen was awesome. Can't stand the bitch! 
That was fucking AWESOME!
And Corky!
Best interview of all time! And from one of my all-time favorite movies ever! This is like a little piece of heaven to me!
Thank you so so so so much, Lahoma00!!!!
And Ryan Lambert! Yum yum! My first childhood crush from when he was on Kids Incorporated!
i totally forgot all about that movie... that movie was the shit
man are u ok? woah..wierdness.
i am drunk & this is the most stunning hottest shit thing i have ever read in my LIFE.
i am drunk & this is the most stunning hottest shit thing i have ever read in my LIFE.
Anonymous | 05.06.06 - 1:47 am | #
Drink some more, bitch! 
I am drinking and I wish I was drunk. 
That was a really long post...
MK, I think I'm in love with you. Are you sure you won't come over to the other side?
i love what he said about Shannen Doherty. damn, she was an ugly fucking kid
yeah way too long.. what the hell was that
Holy Shit! The only thing longer than that post is my dick.
they're trying to be nice but...that was too fucking long and frankly not that interesting. i remember the movie, i remember the fat kid. funny for a minute.
I totally loved this. It was fun to read and interesting as hell. Please do more D-list celebs... it is hard to find gossip about 'em when they lose popularity. BRAVO MK!
What a fun interview. thanks lahoma!
so was shannen in this movie? i'm assuming she was, but it's not listed in her filmography on imdb, loved the interview
'it doesn’t have any movie stars in it and there’s no scene with Chloe Sevigny giving Vincent Gallo a blowjob. I’m seriously considering dubbing the whole thing in French and adding English subtitles because then it might seem artsy and foreign get some attention.'
that is so honest and refreshing, ....and hilarious!!
Can we see a hot shit pic of the dude?
MK, I think I'm in love with you. Are you sure you won't come over to the other side?
Anonymous
I made the same mistake and thought MK did the interview - he didn't. Kudos to Lahoma00!
OMG!! TYTYTYTY I loved this movie!!
Oh my god Scout that's AWSOME!!!!
How do I get you my email addy though?
omg, i watched Monster Squad like a hundred times when i was kid! it helped me learn English! i still keep weaponry around the house in case some f*cker opens a portal to another dimension.
thanks for this MK! you rule!
I absolutely LOVED Monster Squad as a kid. I haven't seen it in YEARS but now I'm gonna have to look for it. Cool interview.
I heard that this is going to turn into a weekly feature. The list of celebs that are lined up include- Chuck Cunningham (the missing older brother of Richie), the wetback that played Archie Bunkers housekeeper (Meestur Bunkers), that little bitch who played the robot/girl in 'Small Wonder' and Corey Feldman.
i still watch it and its still a good movie.
I don't care who did the interview, I liked it... more d-listers. MK should try and get an interview with Shannen Doherty. I hear she's coming out with a new reality show where she does other people's dirty work. Like quit their job, confront their ex, etc. She'll get paid for being a bitch.
I googled him too and I got tombstones.
.....
Who the fuck is this guy and what fucking movie is that?
Ok FirstClass I'll give you a rarely used one... and then I'll have to wade through all the spam
sparkyl@charter.net
Joan Van Ark is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. (Why isn't it spelled "monkies?")
Here's some Joan Van Ark trivia: According to her, she was cast as Valeen Ewing (originally on DALLAS) after Larry Hagman's pal Carol Lynley turned it down. Carol did say yes to Larry, though--by agreeing to appear in his campy comedy horror spoof "BEWARE! THE BLOB!" sometimes credited as "SON OF BLOB." It costars Godfrey Cambridge, Cindy Williams (pre-LAVERNE & SHIRLEY) and EIGHT IS ENOUGH dad-turned-pet food maker DICK VAN PATTEN.
I have it on video. I just wish they would release it on DVD. I love that movie and I never missed it when it was on cable. The kids I was a nanny to loved american movies, they had their favorites and Monster Squad was right up there. I think years later when I got Monster Squad I was so happy. I just wish they would release more 80's movies on DVD.
omfg! i was so in love with andre gower when i was like 9! MK, you should totally get a job with Tiger Beat!
Wow. So Shannen Doherty has always been a cunt. Oh, and two packs a day at 17?!?!?!
I really want to see Pieces of Eight. Can I download it yet? Looks good.
Corky makes my puss all gooey.
Someone should call the Guinness Book. That without a doubt has to be the longest interview ever granted to someone who has only two lines in a movie. And I was the one being interviewed!
I mean, it was flattering and everything, but kind of embarrassing considering what a tiny, inconsequential part I had. (I love ya, Lahoma, but calling me the "star" is a ridiculous stretch. Even "co-star" would be pushing it).
But the questions were great, the interviewer a master at his craft, and it was fun to do what was probably my first (and last) interview ever.
And whoever said "he gives new meaning to d-listed" is fucking hilarious. That cracked my shit up. Frankly, I think "d" is a little high in the alphabet for a "never-was" like me. Is there such a thing as "v-list"?
omg, this made my day! I stumbled onto "Monster Squad" on the Family Channel years ago but never knew the name of it and thought it was funny as shit! I've had to suffice with second-rate "Halloweentown" movies ever since. To see this interview, apropos of nothing, is so funny. That script was brilliant as far as pimply teen monster movies go. Way to go, Michael K! (And I thought seeing Tomkat last week was cool...)
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