she's a ho


Gravatar I hope this is true!!


Gravatar that is one beat ass bitch. jesus, gross!


Gravatar Did Ken Paves style this bitch's hair with his jizz too? GAH!


Gravatar mk is on fire today with the commments


Gravatar Damn I love how Jessicas world is just disolving like her looks.

Oh did anybody see what Ashley said about her nose. That she had a bump removed and not plastic surgery.....Uhm last time i checked isn't reshaping your nose in anyway PLASTIC FUCKING SURGERY??!!


Gravatar asslee actually looks better.. gotta do somwething with that wicked witch chin though


Gravatar dress is...OK......hair reminds me of the sluts in high school
SO, so far her claim to fame is being JEssica Simpson's assistant, and now fucking her ex-best friend's hubby? CLAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSY


Gravatar bwahahaha, they're all fucking trashy. Jess, the assistant, Asslee and Nick isn't any better by the way if he's banging her best friend. I know she must have fucked Knoxville, but he's lowering himself to her level, so he ain't getting no sympathy from me. Plus his songs are like a continous pity fest irritating the hell outta me every time I listen it on the radio. grrrrrr.


Gravatar and the shoes? yuck. are they from jessica's trashtastic line?


Gravatar Am I the only one who thinks Cacee looks like a younger, blonder version of Snatcher?


Gravatar posh, i was totally thinking that too!


Gravatar Posh,
Rather than Snatcher, I think she looks like Cathy Moriarty in the movie Soapdish, which also had Snatcher! That means...she looka like a man!


Gravatar cacee is crazy jealous of chestica and is trying to become her in some weird way.

itd be seriously fucked up if this time next year cacee had a record deal or something, i think that is one of my greatest fears!!


Gravatar What does she do for a job since Chestica fired her ass?


Gravatar Rather than Snatcher, I think she looks like Cathy Moriarty in the movie Soapdish, which also had Snatcher! That means...she looka like a man!
Diva112x | 05.06.06 - 11:59 am | #


oh.........my.......god...........you are SO RIGHT *shudders*


Gravatar Christ you know Jess catches CeeCee just looking at her sometimes with out blinking.....GET OUT OF THE HOUSE JESS !!! She's going to fucking kill you and take over your life!!!!!


Gravatar What the fuck is her job? Oh, that's right. Picking her nose


Gravatar Didn't she also date matt leinart, who's best friends with nick and now he's with paris?


Gravatar Shondi 11:43am:

So do I!

I guess hooking up with your BFF ex, is the new black.

GO YANKEES


Gravatar She's going to fucking kill you and take over your life!!!!!
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.06.06 - 12:04 pm | #

remember that Simpsons with Parker Posey,where she was trying to kill off Marge & take over her family? Same thing!


Gravatar Jenner oh for sure. I'm telling you it's Single White female shit.

Watch out Jess she's going to throw your dog out the freakin window LOL


Gravatar Anonymous 12:06pm:

Yes they did.


GO YANKEES


Gravatar Not that I'm all that concerned about CaCee's health, but at least she dated this Matt guy BEFORE Paris (still not sure who the hell he is except Paris's latest herpes victim)


Gravatar i doubt this is true. on newlyweds, nick didn't seem to like cacee all that much. he thought she was annoying


Gravatar FirstClass - once I got my haircut similar to that of a friend's at work, not on purpose, and then, not a week later, I dyed it a colour that didn't look at ALL like same friend's colour on the BOX but turned out that way - I started following her around the office, threatening to sleep with her man and suggesting we get an apartment together


Gravatar Am I the only one that is loving this? You could cut the sexual tension with a knife between Cacee and Nick on Newlyweds. Jessica deserves what she gets, nasty b*tch- I don't feel sorry for her at all. TEAM NICK and CACEE!


Gravatar Anonymous | 05.06.06 - 12:17 pm | #

it might be one of those "hate fucks" my guy friends talk about - they all have these certain chicks they CAN'T STAND but wanna fuck them, but like, angry fuck, you know? Weirdos.


Gravatar CaCee was playing BOTH sides during the whole Simpson/Lachey unholy union. She was f***ing both of them or at least being "bestest friends" with them both by telling each of them what the other one was doing because "she's such a good friend." Classic example of someone trying to ride the party train by hanging on to the engine AND the caboose.


Gravatar talk about the opposite of job security.


Gravatar what a bitchy move... but i hate jessica, so i'm cool with it! are those jelly shoes she's wearing?!


Gravatar this blist battle is ALMOST as entertaining as the blist sheen-richards-locklear-spade-sambora battle!!!!!!!! (doesn't get as many points because so far I haven't heard of any threats of face cancer)


Gravatar I'd hit it.
She reminds me of a young Elizabeth Berkeley (or 'Berkley'?). Anyway, yes, hot.


Gravatar i cant talk shit abot the hair, im naturally curly and my hair looks like hers. people always say its beautiful, guess they were lying.


Gravatar because so far I haven't heard of any threats of face cancer)
jenner | 05.06.06 - 12:45 pm |

I think Jessica has face cancer in her lips!


Gravatar people always say its beautiful, guess they were lying.
Mizzy3030 | 05.06.06 - 1:01 pm | #

you probably don't style yours like this chick, though, all 80s & shit (and yes, it's mostly jealousy talkin' here, us naturally straight haired bitches HATE you naturally curly haired bitches


Gravatar She looks a little like Kelly Preston, JMO.


Gravatar Brent, hon, you're making me salivate with your gorgeous Marlon Brandon avatars.

Blue Rose, sweets, I agree with the Kelly Preston assessment. Personally, I think she's better looking than Chestica, and I hope she fucks Nick's brains out to make Chestica and fey little Mr. Paves really, really mad!


Gravatar Blow-nosed, ho?


Gravatar GetFlix | Homepage | 05.06.06 - 1:23 pm | #


LOOOVE that avatar


Gravatar She just got done "powdering her nose". And it wasn't MAC powder, I think it was of the "caine" variety.

She looks coked out.

The hair kind of works for me, as you can tell it is real curl and not permed curl. I am kind of bored of all the straight hair..........it is so over with.

Still digging the MK comment of the two racoons fighting over an apple-core in Jess' hair........hahahaha


Gravatar I think Jessica has face cancer in her lips!
MJF | 05.06.06 - 1:02 pm | #

good point! Maybe this battle just got more interesting!


Gravatar I miss NEW YORK

"a toilet full of straight up shit"


Gravatar Shut up is this girl actually wearing a lycra dress? HAHA Trashy ho.


Gravatar good for nick.he was dissed.


Gravatar Nick is a prick. I don't blame him for using his divorce to sell records, but he needs to admit he's gay and get it over with. I think the marriage was for publicity anyway and he's really banging AJ Discala.


Gravatar The issue that bugs me with this is that if Cacee and Nick were hooking up... and CHestica obviously sees these headlines.. why are they still hanging out all the time??

Maybe Ches and Nick are getting back together or fucking behind the scenes and Cacee is arranging if for them?

I mean, why else would Jess still hang with her every day??


Gravatar I figure fuck it...If being with this Ho..makes Nick feel better...go for it...and..I would like to see her with a "dirty sanchez"


Gravatar How is the woman a ho or a whore? Hello, Nick is getting a DIVORCE he is moving on with his life. And I am glad he is. Nick got a real raw deal with the Simpson family and the man is finally getting some happiness. I don't care who he dates more power to him.


Gravatar she's a mole.., bait, dangling like the only worman around. He wouldn't hit that knockoff of Simpson's crew while the divorce is not final.. nobody but denise is that stupid.


Gravatar Jenner,
DH calls it a "grudge fuck." And guys really do it all the time.


Gravatar Maybe Ashlee wore the nose device like Wally to cure his pug nose on 'Leave it Beaver' at night..? Oh yeah.. hee hee..


Gravatar She's a man!


Gravatar yeah but she still looks better than the midget!


Gravatar Well, if its true, Jess kind of brought it on herself because she forgot the first rule of marriage:

Rule: DO NOT have your best friend move into your house! Especially if she's a natural born female.


Gravatar Ewww. My best friend once asked me who I'd rather sleep with: Nick Lachey or a drug addled Leif Garret.
No question. I'd take Leif Garret. I think Nick Lachey is the foulest man ever.


Gravatar Bitch wanted him all throughout season 2 - er, so i heard anyway.


Gravatar anyone notice that cacee looks (or is trying to) EXACTLY like Chestica??!! Gawd...from that ratted 'do to the ghetto clogs. Yikes.


Gravatar Why don't Jessica fire this ugly pig nose bitch!!?


Gravatar Nick's revenge screw....ha ha ha!


Gravatar Not that I'm all that concerned about CaCee's health, but at least she dated this Matt guy BEFORE Paris (still not sure who the hell he is except Paris's latest herpes victim)

jenner

Well, possibly, jenner, but I don't know how anyone could willingly enter into a sexual relationship with Parasite knowing that she has every manifestation of crab known to medical science unless they already had it, too, in the first place, which would make it ok.


Gravatar Nick is most definitely gay. He should be banging me!


Gravatar ^^Ha, Ha! If that were true Mark, him and Papa Joe would have gotten along just fine!!!


Gravatar Jessica just woke up one day and decided she didn't love Nick anymore, remember? So why would she care if these two were together?


Gravatar She's just trying to scrape the mole off of her face, that's all.


Gravatar How do we feel about "C(r)ac(k)ee"? Too much? Hey, ya never know, she could be hittin' the pipe. & If her & Ashlee dyke it out together we can call them AssCrack.


Gravatar they're leaving the same club? She's dressed for whoring and he's dressed for fishing. He has GOT to start dressing up! He's too old to carry off this look


Gravatar I've seen pics of Nick with Matt Leinart. Matt's 6'4" tall, Nick looks extremely short. I heard he's about 5'9" tall. Do short guys have big dicks?


Gravatar Jai -- that cracked me up -- sleep with Nick Lachey or a drug-addled Leif Garrett. I used to absolutely love Leif when I was in high school (even saw him in concert -- scary, huh?). I don't hate Nick, but you have to question the sanity of a man who married & shagged Chestica. And Nick, man, that dude is b-o-r-i-n-g! He and Halle Berry should get together -- two of the most boring people ever. At least Leif would have some interesting storie about himself back in the day.


Gravatar Yes, Mark. They do.


Gravatar I thought that there was sexual tension in the house too. It's like you know when someone wants to fuck you-And you know when someone wants to fuck your man. It just sucks when it's someone you thought was your friend~


Gravatar She and Teri Hatcher have the same face.


Gravatar so much for having "bff" hanging around your men...


Gravatar "Cacee" is such a made-up name...


Gravatar It still makes no sense to me. Why does Jessica hang around her every day??


Gravatar ummm excwese me? baking powder? 1985 was a damn good year, a DAMN good year!!

and cici is fucking hot... why shouldn't he bang the hell out of that?


Gravatar She looks coked up there.

BUT WAIT!!!!

OH MY GOD YA'LL!!!

This girl is coked up looking right? She's screwing around with some guy like a cheap whore right? She's dressed in a spandex dress she looks like she just copped it from Wal-Mart right?

Everyone here is K-Fed's "after Shitney" conquest! Ding ding ding we have a...winner?...loser?


Gravatar have you seen jessica lately she looks like a fuckin chipmunk cacee corn on the cobb is nothing but a buttahface


Gravatar cacee is a grudge fuck!!!


HA HA HA!


Gravatar I'd hit it...1985 hair or not.


Gravatar i so hope this is true. chestica deserves it.


Gravatar if it were 1985 hair, she'd have it in a damn banana comb!!!


Gravatar banana combs rock!


Gravatar De La Hoya just won.


Gravatar This chick is HOT! Not too thick but NOT to skinny. My hub has the hots for this HOT bitch!


Gravatar She BJed Jessica.


Gravatar wow, the more i read these posts, the more i become aware of how rude and just plain nasty people can be about people they don't even know. you all act as if you know jessica simpson or nick lachey or this cacee chick...come on people, some of your comments are really cruel. you all have no clue what the truth is about their lives and it isn't any of yours or my business. you are all picking on her looks without realizing that this "situation" really doesn't have anything to do with her appearance. i personally think she has beautiful hair, mine is naturally curly as well and i'm sure that other naturally curly girls agree with me when i say it isn't easy to have curly hair and when other people trash it and put it down it really doesn't make us feel great about it. also, the mole comments are rude as i personally have beauty marks on my face don't appreciate you're snide attitudes about characteristics that so many people have and possibly worry about from time to time. anyway, not that any of you will even consider my comments based on the fact that you all seem to be incredibly rude and have nothing better to do with your time than picking on people you don't even know and thinking up stupid comments about their personal lives, but all i have to say to you all is to consider how your words can affect others, that is if you can stop bullying others for a moment.


Gravatar ^ Hon, don't even be tripping on the comments made by the slutty dlisters! We are all crazy and we just blab on and on, incessantly and there is no malice, really!

I post my picture from a long time ago for my avatar and I have been called "ugly" and they also said I "need a face lift" and it is so GD hysterical, because it is sooo incredibley preposterous! I am by no means ugly and I know it.......hell, I look in the mirror every day, and I have validation that I am NOT, in fact, "ugly". Do I see Quasimoto staring back at me in the mirror?!?!?! NO I DO NOT! So my point is, don't let the blabbers get you down. Curly hair is hot, beauty marks are smoking......you probaly are a GD hottie........so love yourself and laugh at the blabbers..........

Next.....


Gravatar ^^well it is nice to know that some people have heart. thanks for that message, it was nice to not get the nasty reply that i was expecting.

p.s. that pic is beautiful!


Gravatar Posh, I thought she looked like a younger, not so f**ked up in the face from bad plastic surgery, version of Snatcher, too!


Gravatar I am going to go out on a limb here and say that I do not think she is knocking boots with Nick. Has anyone ever thought that she is keeping tabs on Nick for Jessica's sake?

I haven't heard that Jessica fired her (as one poster pointed out), it was my understanding she was still under her employ and also still seen out with Jessica. If she was really with Nick, I'd hardly think that Jessica would be within range of her.

I don't buy it. If Nick is in fact still in love with Jessica (not sure I buy that either) again, I highly doubt he would date her best friend. Very low.


Gravatar I don't know if her hair belongs in 1985, but her dress belongs there.

Such a bitchy comment, I know!


Gravatar omg! whoever posted the commect about "hate fucks" is the funniest person ever! hahahaha!


Gravatar i hate khaki corn on the cobb!
last time i checked ca + cee doesn't = casey
freaking trailer trash texas idiots like vicki lynn hogan's family lol

what is up with that spandex dress? she looks like a freaking body builder. chynna doll, where you at!


Gravatar i think cacee is like that scary bitch from that shannen doherty movie where she sabotages shannen's band, steals her bf & murders the bitch. BEST. MOVIE. EVER.


Gravatar Jessica can't fire her bc that would be admitting that her bff screwed her and her ex and we can't possibly afford anymore scandal.
Even if Nick is sleeping with her (yay for revenge and emasculating him) people would probably still root for Nick and laugh at her and say how much she deserves it, so it is best to keep up appearances like on BBC!


Gravatar I remember an episode of Newlyweds were Jessica, CaCee and Nick were in their pool. Nick and CaCee were playing grab ass while Jessica was just looking at them kind of oddly. I got a vibe right then that given the opportunity they'd hit it. Big time flirting.


Gravatar What a fuckin' whore. Cacee looks like one, too.


Gravatar Thats HOT. I hope he fucks her in the ass then moves onto Asslee.

Next...a blow job from Ken Paves! Chestica has it comming that little cum-bucket!


Gravatar LMAO, what's funny is that those shoes look like they come from Jessica Simpson's shitty line.


Gravatar This is sooooo ALL ABOUT EVE. Watch out JESSICA!


Gravatar what the Fuck is with the 1991 NJ mall slut Hair!!!!!


Gravatar These damn famous people do so much stupid shit that any of this could be true. The Denise Richards thing proves it... why not here?


Gravatar Curly hair is hard to deal with; I know, I've got it. I don't think her hair looks bad. It usually looks pretty matted and frizzy, but it looks shiny and healthy here. It pisses me off that every single time someone with curly hair is given a makeover, they straighten the shit. Long live curls! Both Sarah Jessica Parker and Julia Roberts look better with their curls, they help balance out their strong facial features.


Gravatar What's wrong with her hair???? At least it's naturally curly and not straightened into submission. The mandatory straight hair thing is a tad played out. Even on Newlyweds I used to notice how thick and healthy her hair looked. That dress isn't the best choice but cut her some slack. That ho-bag Jessica is the dumb one. No woman in her right mind should let her friend come and stay with her and her husband. Bad, bad move. Cacee's cute, though. You can tell something happened b/t them because although they still hang together, it's not as much. Jessica's glued to the hip of Ken Paves' dumb ass.


Gravatar Well what can I say Jessica deserves it, all the shit she did to Nick on "Newlyweds." That bitch did not support him, remember when she made stupid ass comments about his new songs, she had some nerves with her cheesy ass songs. Cassie Cassie Cassie (shaking my head in disgust) why???? She was your best friend you skanless ass hoe. Team Nick all the way, if it wasn't for Nick her dumb ass wouldn't be as rich as she is now. Share the wealth bitch!!!!!! Hey guys how do you put those smiley faces on?


Gravatar shes having a man boob problem


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