Godddammittt I'm first Again!!!
Whoooooooo Hoooooooooooo!!!!
Take that you mothafuckas!!!!!
I'm first!!!
::Does dork dance:::
First!!!
::smiles chessily:::
First bitches!!!
::sticks finger up ass and surprisingly likes it:::
ok that was gross. sorry.
one in front in the white is THE BEST DANCER I'VE EVER SEEN
one in the front on the far right in the red bathing suit is TOTALLY channelling Kelly Kapowski
Attache or whatever HAS GOTTA BE Lori Petty
that was almost as hot as that old Mr T dance thing!!!!!!!!!!! And if any of you out there are hockey fans - remember that old video of the Calgary Flames after they won the Cup, '89 I think, doing that singing/dancing/playing sax thing? ALSO a classic
BTW - Stud Boy - I think I'm falling in love with you 
ROTFL!! This is just wrong.
That was the best single thing I've ever seen on here! Keep it up!
...and I thought that the Superbowl Shuffle was the cheesiest thing that I would ever see!
This is friggin' great!
I am speechless....wow...
Talk about Manos the Hands of Fate, lmao.
Talk about Manos the Hands of Fate, lmao.
Blue Rose | 05.06.06 - 1:32 pm | #
It just makes me SO happy that there are people out there who share my obsession - only 2 of my friends even know what the hell MST3K IS *sniff sniff* just so happy.........
jenner | 05.06.06 - 1:34 pm | #
Aww, I'm glad sweetie. I can't remember what life was like before MST3K. I WORSHIPPED that show as a teenager, hell I even named my dog Gypsy, lol. She's no longer with us though 
GLOW has been a fascination of mine ever since I watched it as a little boy. I remember a heavyweight woman from Hawaii and some blonde in Stars&Stripes bikini who was Ms All America. I've looked on Ebay for GLOW shyte and never found anything. YouTube is amazing! Did you know that former Dlisted Slut of the Week *Jackie Stallone* started GLOW, and could often be seen in a wrestling leotard with heavy make-up? Oh, the wonderful days of youth
Blue Rose | 05.06.06 - 1:36 pm | #
I'm sorry to hear that BUT THRILLED to hear her name is Gypsy! I already decided my next pet will be named Crow T Robot (or Tom Servo - depends on what suits him better) 
An Old Friend of the Christys | 05.06.06 - 1:39 pm | #
Jackie Stallone in a leotard?! I should not have eaten.
jenner | 05.06.06 - 1:42 pm | #
If she'd been a male, it would have taken me forever to decide between the 2, lol. But it's so funny, because she ACTED like Gypsy! She was a big, sweet, clumsy black lab/ chow mix, and the name just fit her completely.
i actually watched this all the time when i was a little girl and i remember this song! that was awesome!
I think I just watched everything that was wrong with the '80's condensed into 2 minutes. This is definitely one for the time capsule.
OMG. That was so damn sweet! MK can these bitches be in the group hot sluts category??
Are they alll dead now? This is some wacky shit! And to think they did this before American Gladiators. That Spike one looks like a character...
Wow I haven't thought about them in ages!! They were a hoot!
Blue Rose | 05.06.06 - 1:47 pm | #
yeah I'd have to choose Crow, because I'm in love with Bill Corbett, though Trace was awesome too
She was a big, sweet, clumsy black lab/ chow mix, and the name just fit her completely.
awwwwwwwww so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love animals, especially the clumsy silly ones 
spike should be my girlfriend, that bitch is hot.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!
I come in from the garden and this shit is in my face??!!
AWSOME!!!!
Miss Roja Red would fuck me up. She looks like an eye scratcher!!!
Woohoo I loved GLOW!!!! Remember Dementia? She was a crazy bitch!
That second one from the left is very special and has some great dance skills for someone so "special". LMAO!
Lahoma00, you've done it again!
Just let your soul GLOW!
OMG! I used to love GLOW! I watched it religiously when I was a kid and I swore I'd be one of them when I grew up. One of the stars, Tiffany Mellon(as she was called on GLOW) went on to become a huge porn star Tiffany Million.
Man I remember watching this shit in Spanish. These bitches were ugly as sin. I think my favorite was Ninoshka the Russian rug muncher
Gotta love a girl with a hammer and sickle tattoo.
OMG jenner--MST3K was my FAVORITE!
joel hodgson (sp?) was a sex bomb!
i had the ol' mr. T vid. on my myspace for a while---were those back-up-singers bank tellers?
in indianapolis, GLOW was on right after SNL every saturday. i remember jackie in spackle and sausage casing and running to change the channel e'ery week!
That punk woman looked like Marilyn Manson...
HA!!!!
that brings back so many 80s nightmares. and also memories of the WWF album. "captain lou...captain lou...captain lou albanooooooo..."
MK, you never fail. GLOW was THE guilty pleasure in my household back in the day. I gotta go call my mom up and jar her memory she loved Moutain Fiji.
Those were some sweet memories. I remember discussing with friends how Mt. Fuji should marry Kamala, the Ugandan Warrior.
*Fiji
this is sooooo funny, I used to be addicted to this!!
Oh god I used to watch that! that is so funny!
this was so wrong on so many levels. and how much did the person who wrote "the superbowl shuffle" make off that one riff?
I have to admit, I LOVED Glow when I was in middle school. I always routed for the token black one, Ebony ( for the FEW times they had her on), and the rich bitches, Tina Ferarri and Ashley Cartier.
:::embarrased that she remembers their names:::
jenner | 05.06.06 - 1:34 pm | #
I love mst3k too! My older brother got me hooked, well, about 13 years ago now.
My husband thought it was so cool when we met that I watched it, so few people know of it. (Yes, we are nerds)
It just makes me SO happy that there are people out there who share my obsession - only 2 of my friends even know what the hell MST3K IS *sniff sniff* just so happy.........
jenner | 05.06.06 - 1:34 pm | #
JOEL/MIKE IN '08
A MORE SNARKY AMERICA
OMG!!! I an so embarrassed that i use to watch this shit evrey Saturday. Those are some rythemless motha'-some-of-a-others!
***Hangs head down in SHAME
OMG lol I remember watching that crap as a kid. Viva La 80's
Oh and long live Hollywood & Vine haha :oP
FirstClass go back to the Monster Squad post
I loved Schoolhouse Rock, myself.
Ha,
I remember GLOW. Does anyone remember the episode where the girl had her elbow dislocated on TV. Man, they replayed that so many times...
BTW MST3K is the Best show ever. Sing the praises of pants! I am such a geek
Are you sure this wasn't made in the early 80s?
glow was the hotness....i seriously used to stay up late and watch that....
seriously michael k, you inspire me.
xoxodhb
(dryhump)(brumski)
torgo loves it when ladies wrestle. they will all be mine.
hollywood & vine....there are some memories! who else was there...tina ferrari but she did more skits than wrestled....who was the farm girl?
Tina Ferrari showed up in the WWF back in 1998 as "Ivory." She left the WWF (now called WWE) last year. She was even on the cover of Entertainment Weekly with Stone Cold Steve Austin in 1999.
i liked ebony...
I remember that show.Does anyone remember a show called V? I think it was about aliens or something. So weird!!! I miss the 80's!
that was almost as hot as that old Mr T dance thing!!!!!!!!!!! And if any of you out there are hockey fans - remember that old video of the Calgary Flames after they won the Cup, '89 I think, doing that singing/dancing/playing sax thing? ALSO a classic
jenner | 05.06.06 - 1:25 pm | #
Too funny!!! I almost spit out my beer, but had to contain myself. * Alcohol Abuse and all* wouldn't want to do that!!!!
Hey where's Valerie??? I'm kinda missing her fucked up sense of "LOGIC"....
By the way thanks to Scout and everyone my avatar finaly is showing up!!!!!!!!!! You guys rock!!! Much LOVE!
JOEL/MIKE IN '08
A MORE SNARKY AMERICA
nerdnoir | 05.06.06 - 6:01 pm | #
I am SO putting that on a t-shirt!
OMG, Lahoma, I used to be OBSESSED with this show. I should have known I was a little dyke. I was in love with Hollywood and Vine. Hollywood, incidentally, also became a porn star in later years.
"Hollywood, incidentally, also became a porn star in later years."
I don't think that's accurate. She never did porno. Maybe she posed nude but not porno. You can check out her web site here: http://www.jeannebasone.com/
I was a bartender back in those days. Every Saturday night we would have to put Glow up on the televisions. It became like a cult thing. The bar would be packed. As I recall it was a real good time.
De La Joya just won
Hoya****sorry
De La Joya just won
Cali_Callie | 05.07.06 - 12:21 am | #
My brother will be soooooooooooo happy!!!!!!!"
My 8 year old son was watching the Yankee - Ranger game and was saing something about thaking Cordero out cause he SUCKS>>>>> then the Rangers lost....He's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Smart for being 8.............what can you do???????
Are you from Arlington?
What the fuck...
LOL!!!
Oh god this looks more like transsexual wrestling.
I cannot believe I still remember the theme song--damn! And I still can't believe that someone would keep a tape of this all these years.
that's all like the Super Bowl Shuffle but with heifers who wrestle
i like chainsaw and the retard in the white body suit up front. they look like they have special needs.
I loved GLOW. I liked WCW, too.
Kisses from Thailand, you sexy bitch.
my favorites on GLOW were Lady Godiva riding in on her horse and that lil nerdy geeky girl Zelda! Hollywood and Vine were Hot Too! Mt Fiji (tika tika, tika tika tika, tika tika tika tootoo) was da bomb!! does anyone remember those chicks who used to have to make up sentences using the words of the day??? i remember they were rebellious ones. oh and Sally the Farmers Daughter was a favorite in my house too! but then again i grew up in the south! GLOW RULES!
PS that russian chick with the hammer and stick on her chest used to remind me of Bridgitte Neilsen from Rocky 4 "I must break you" YIKES!!!
G.L.O.W. was the shit!!!
This is when dykes were dykes!
NO Epilady!
MELANIE TROUBLE VIXEN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG... This used to come on after SNL in my city too. I used to watch it and laugh, though my older brother and his friends would watch it and were all Beavis and Butthead about it... "WHOA! I just saw that chick's ass! huhuhuh!". Keep in mind this was LONG before B&B was even thought of.
MST3K lives! Joel always gave me special feelings....
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN WISH I COULD SEE MORE G.L.O.W. THEY ROCK!!!!!
I LUV U MICHAEL K. ALWAYS HAVE, BUT THIS IS YOUR GREATEST MOMENT. THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SHOW AS A CHILD! I WAS ALWAYS TINA FERRARI AND MY SISTER PLAYED THE PALESTINIAN
"does anyone remember those chicks who used to have to make up sentences using the words of the day???"
The Soul Patrol (Envy & Adore)
this reminds me of the Superbowl Shuffel. This is Awesome! MK you must be my brother from another mother! my brother would watch WWF(now WWE) as a kid, and i was happy that Glow came out because it was like the womens answer, totally cool feminist, totally cool 80's! good shit!!
Where can I get re-runs of that show. ? My mom made us stop watching after Spike and Chainsaw had a picnic in the ring, complete with cooking hot dogs with Spike's blow torch. Priceless
OMG! I LOVED GLOW!!! Now that brings back memories...
GLOW was Hot. I was a gay 9 year old with a hard on every saturday afternoon watching these girls wrestle. Remember Big Bad Mama, Hollywood & Vine, Thunderbolt & Lightning, Dementia eating someone's leg, Ninotchka (crazy russian kgb bitch), Susy Spirit, Tina & Ashley.
I love you dlisted for putting this on your site. Now if you can put some Go- Bots shit on that would make my year
Attache was the greatest, just so cool!
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