Gravatar Damn!!!


Gravatar First Bitches!!!

*dances*
Sigh and now I feel strangly used and empty inside.


Gravatar second


Gravatar thats so wrong, seriously!
but, hot at the same time... yum yum


Gravatar

*a-hem*

That's all!


Gravatar He needs some professional help..... really,....


Gravatar I dont even know what to say!


Gravatar he thought that guy was really gonna blow him after he dared


Gravatar though it's a GREAT pic, it has to be fake! i mean look at the hair lines (arms, ass, etc.) - they just don't match


Gravatar I can't see his cock.


Gravatar Did anybody read his rollingstone interview.
Pretty messed up guy but seems to be okay with it....I say all the while counting down the days I feel they will find him face down in the pool.

But that's just me. God help me I still think he's hot though.


Gravatar poor guy. my dad's old gf used to babysit him. She said he was such a nice kid. Where did he go wrong?


Gravatar He wears old man briefs!!!!!!!!


Gravatar WHO FARTED?


Gravatar God, I don't care if it's photoshopped or not...I love him.


Gravatar he who smelt it dealt it!!!!


Gravatar Probably real. He's a proud drunk and doesnt give a shit. He's an asshole and should grow up.


Gravatar Tighty Whiteys.... ack


Gravatar Where did he go wrong?
Bonnie Blue | 05.10.06 - 5:36 pm |

Porbably when his dad left his mom for Jane Fonda and left her penniless....if I remember the article right.....yeah his view on everything are pretty damn glass half emptyish.


Gravatar These were in Star over a year ago.


Gravatar "hey, you thin the waitress will come back to refill my coke if i do this?


this shoulda been a caption contest!!!


Gravatar I believe this is real.


Gravatar thin = think


Gravatar That RS interview was sad. My BF is a lot like him. Looks like him too. YAY!!!!


Gravatar That RS interview was sad. My BF is a lot like him. Looks like him too. YAY!!!!
My Pookie | 05.10.06 - 5:40 pm |

Why did that give me the over whelming urge to hug you and say it's okay???


Gravatar so not real!!!
candy cox i love your avatar!


Gravatar FirstClass


Gravatar OMG that makes me sick!

how can he be nekked in a restaurant?
GROSS


Gravatar this is either an old picture or it's the SECOND time he;s done this, coz I've seen this pic b4
Anyone with their pants down is STILL worth a 2nd viewing, though
Well, not ANYONE with their pants down *flashes back to Aretha thread*


Gravatar Why did that give me the over whelming urge to hug you and say it's okay???
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.10.06 - 5:41 pm |


Well, he's not like him in the bad ways thank GOD!


Gravatar Probably real. He's a proud drunk and doesnt give a shit. He's an asshole and should grow up.
Rockstar Pete/Cokemonkey | Homepage | 05.10.06 - 5:38 pm | #

Like Rockstar Pete has any room to comment!


Gravatar I would SO not wanna be the next person to sit in that booth, though - those pleather seats make you hot & sweaty *chucks*


Gravatar There's also a picture of Christian Slater at the same party with his pants down. Hey whatever floats your boat Mr. 24 man, whatever floats your boat.


Gravatar At least there's no skid marks...


Gravatar that is TOTALLY REAL.


I saw him on Letterman a few years ago and letterman pulled out this pic and asked Kiefer if he could show the audience.

Kiefer looked at it, turned bright red, laughed and said, "go ahead."

So letterman showed it and the audience freaked out.

when asked what was up with having his pants around his ankles in a restaurante, Kiefer admitted that he had been wasted.


Gravatar Hey Hey- Im Cokemonkey, the soccer mom speaking on this one!! Wh are dual personalities!!!


Gravatar Yeah, the sweaty balls on the pleather is really foul cum to speak of it....!


Gravatar Oh my god monkey! I was totally going to make that avatar myself!! Good one!!


Gravatar Restaurant booths need to be bleached after use. New rule...


Gravatar LOL- I KNEW someone would on D-Listed, so I did ASAP..yours is great too- the curve in the cornrows is captured perfectly!!! Great minds think alike!!!


Gravatar Coke's avatar looks like he combed his hair with a pork chop.


Gravatar Honest to god he dosn't seem any diffrent from my Rugby player buddies. Now those guys could pound shit DOWN!!!!!!

God I had no biusness hanging out with them LOL


Gravatar Coke's avatar looks like he combed his hair with a pork chop.
Mousie Hagface Carter | 05.10.06 - 5:53 pm

That struck me as so funny I snorted really loud and my coworker asked if I was choking!!!!!


Gravatar oh the rugby team....memories...


Gravatar Mousie--Crisco for stylin' gel!


Gravatar didn't his bodyguard recently lay down the law with him that he couldn't bring strays home anymore (people that keif would meet in a bar & invite home to party & sometimes wouldn't leave for days)....he might invite ppl home but the bodyguard goes up and tells them to forget it


Gravatar oh please don't ever change it monkey! *silent heaves*


Gravatar


Gravatar I know Candy- I just blurted out laughing! Hubs thinks I am hitting his back pain meds again!!!


Gravatar FirstClass

i'm about to die over where i am!!!!


Gravatar the dude sitting beside him is either ignoring him or is TOTALLY used to seeing this kinda thing & just doesn't react anymore


Gravatar FirstClass, I grin like a maniac every time I see your avatar!


Gravatar He keeps that eye closed so the ticks don't wander in from the top of his head...


Gravatar OK, I think I'm out for a while.


Gravatar i'm more alarmed that those could be tighty whities..and gawd i hope this is real......


Gravatar MMmmm back pain meds.....ANYWAY...

Yeah I read that too SPIN.

OKay is it just me or does he seem like the type of drunk that ROCKS but then on a dime he could be crying on your shoulder in that really uncomfortable way unless you're drunk too so you're TOTALLY feeling him on what ever fucking childhood scare he's bringing up at the moment?


Gravatar Thanks Mousie but all thanks have to be given to Scout who made it move. You might want to ask her to make your *cough* veggie move to.


Gravatar I want my cuke to wave its hands in the air like it just doesn't care!


Gravatar I wonder if Scout can make my Neil play guitar........


Gravatar Yes, this really happened (I think before Christmas 2005) and he was buckass naked in a bar. I knew he needed rehab after he fell into a Christmas tree, bringing it down on top of him and him writhing around on top of it.


Gravatar FirstClass

ur probably right....you have to be shitfaced with him


Gravatar or my Tom box........


Gravatar I partied with a bunch of rugby guys once. Oh lordie! That was a bad night. I never drank so much and oddly enough they all ended up naked. I had a pleasant view.


Gravatar "Tom box" sounds dirty........

FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.10.06 - 6:01 pm | #

LMFAO - been there way too many times to count - usually as the recipient, but I can't lie, I've been the "I LOVE YOU MAN" cryer as well........


Gravatar jenner - who is dat in your av?


Gravatar I hope for him it's fake.


Gravatar I thought this was Mickey Rourke at first! LMAO.

Someone should Photoshop pants ON him.


Gravatar he told the story about that picture he said he and his friends were drinking alittle to much and were having fun so i guess he decided to take off his pants i dont remember the whole story but thats about it.


Gravatar jenner - who is dat in your av?
Mousie Meloni | 05.10.06 - 6:06 pm | #

which one? I like to SWITCH 'EM UP coz I'm cool like that

boxer is Tom Jones


Gravatar Oh we have all been the I love you like a brother/sister guy!!!

Oh man you have not PARTIED until you party with some rugby player...let me tell you this there WILL be head butting at some point and random tackling...even if your peeing yoru not safe from it...but damn is it fun as HELL!!!!!!


Gravatar and I'm sure I don't have to tell you who THIS young chap is
(oh jesus I have WAY too much fun with my avvies, I need to get me some hobbies)


Gravatar FirstClass

OMG i partied with some rugbies once....lost one of my shoes to them cuz they wanted to drink out of it...good times, good times!


Gravatar tom jones the singer?


Gravatar "random tackling"


I've never been to a rugby party, but being Canadian I've been to more than my share of hockey parties.....
But I find same formula applies to any successful party - it's never a REAL party until someone gets naked or the cops come, or if it's a REALLY good party, both


Gravatar OKay peeps I'm out of here but I will talk to you all later. Keep em hard and long for me...Night!!!!


Gravatar jenner



Gravatar tom jones the singer?
Mousie Meloni | 05.10.06 - 6:14 pm | #

apparently he dabbled in boxing too (OR it's a Hasslehoff-esque photo shoot)


Gravatar bye FC!


Gravatar 'night first class!


Gravatar OKay Jenner before I leave I had share after i read what you said....and you are so RIGHT!!!

I remeber standing with one of my friends at a frat party and we had a bet going on which would come first....Someone being naked or a fire. I bet fire....I lost by two minutes!



Gravatar bye first!


Gravatar I remeber standing with one of my friends at a frat party and we had a bet going on which would come first....Someone being naked or a fire. I bet fire....I lost by two minutes!


FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.10.06 - 6:16 pm | #

I THINK I WAS AT THAT PARTY


Gravatar Oh man you have not PARTIED until you party with some rugby player...let me tell you this there WILL be head butting at some point and random tackling...even if your peeing yoru not safe from it...but damn is it fun as HELL!!!!!!
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.10.06 - 6:12 pm | #

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My experience with the rugby guys was a thing called "A Manly shot". Well, being a girl I sat back and watched...Tequila, lime, salt: Snort salt, squirt lime in eye, drink tequila. It was so dumb and so fucking funny!!!!! Only a bunch of English rugby guys would do that!


Gravatar I'm sure it's real - that bitch has some serious problems. His mother was a wacko hippie pseudo-terrorist back in the day after all, so no wonder he's off his rocker. But I would SO HIT THAT! Jack Bauer is FUCKING HOT.


Gravatar GRAVITAS

keifer's fav word when asked what is was on the actor's workshop


Gravatar I loved him in " The Lost Boys"


Gravatar I went to a college rugby tournament party once at a park. We just went because they said they were going to have 15 kegs of beer. The sights I saw that day will stay with me for the rest of my life. There was a drunk guy wearing nothing but a raincoat who was flashing everyone. Eventually he got on top of the picnic shelter and jumped off. He lay groaning in a mangled heap on the ground. His friends picked him up and threw him on a picnic table where he lay face up with the trenchcoat open wide for the rest of the afternoon. That's just one anecdote from that day.


Gravatar What else are ya gonna do when you've got a terrible case of swamp-ass?


Gravatar Okay...gone most of today, got back, caught up on some posts, and I just have to say...that fucking flying supermodel thread is the shit!!! Love the properly deployed cooter lips posts. And the pillow protecting the floor from her pelvic bones was a fucking riot!!! I miss this place when I have to be away! You guys rock...except for Anonymous and Ms. Pac Man...you suck.


Gravatar Oh yeah...on topic, I'm sure it's photoshopped. But, let's face it, this could totally happen with him.


Gravatar Coke's avatar looks like he combed his hair with a pork chop.
Mousie Hagface Carter | 05.10.06 - 5:53 pm | #

Mouse...That is the funniest thing I have heard all day.


Gravatar I dont see everyone's avatars change. I need to get a new one. Something creative. Perhaps I'll look into that.

Lost boys was such a great movie. Poor Kiefer. He needs to clean up.


Gravatar That was SEVERAL MONTHS AGO !!!!!


Gravatar No Comment..........

GO YANKEES


Gravatar Totally NOT photoshoped. if it is, it was shot and set up. and i don't think they go through the trouble. but i could be wrong/


Gravatar i don't care if the picture is fake or real, it's a really funny one!!! but it got a strange effect on me...i feel repulsed and disgusted but i can't take my eyes off it!!!
shit, i think i'm going bats...
By the way, those seats should be burned up after he was sitting there, there's not enough bleach in this world to clean up the stains left there...
ugh!!!


Gravatar That is FUCKING hilarious!


Gravatar I saw that picture 2 1/2 years ago in an Iceland newspaper while I was visiting there!! The gossip rags in Europe print alot of stuff that you don't see here in the states. That picture was supposedly taken at a gay bar. That Mr. Sutherland supposedly frequented quite often.

However who knows about the validity of that. However your right what would he be doing with his pants down anyway????


Gravatar Um, easy access?

Gay Bar + Pants Down = DO I NEED TO SPELL EVERYTHING OUT!!!!!!

====> (_o_)


Gravatar i bet his asscheeks sweated on that pleather just moist and ready for the next unsuspecting patron to slide on....


Gravatar I do believe, that is the best picture I have seen in a long time! So damn funny, I think I will save it as my wallpaper.


Gravatar What I really love is the highlighted....'oops'. Love it!


Gravatar Tightie whities!!!


Gravatar That pic is definitely real, but I never noticed the guy sitting next to him before. Is that Dead Chris Penn??


Gravatar Christian Slater was apparently at this party. There's other pics of this floating around somewhere and Kiefer is dancing with his pants down and Christian is on the dancefloor with him.


Gravatar ewww tightie whities


Gravatar That is too nasty. I hope that shit isn't real.....Eww


Gravatar Um...pic is real, but it wasn't a gay bar. It's a karaoke bar in either Loz Feliz or Silverlake (I forget which).

Kiefer has a long history of stripping when plastered and there are more pics than this out there. Some out of New Zealand (he stripped on-stage) and at a club in Toronto.


Gravatar Mousie Meloni -- if that were Chris Meloni you know we'd be scratching each other's eyeballs out to get to his succulent package. I like Keifer, but this is so wrong. Thank god he doesn't have tire streaks on his briefs.


Gravatar It's real. he does this a lot.


Gravatar i hate to say this, but one of my best friends (who happens to be a very intelligent, successful, very nice, very good-looking guy) always pulls down his pants (not underwear) when he's drunk. it's like freeing to him...i don't know. weirdly enough he remains very respectable, just louder, more likely to fight a dude, and de-pantsed.


Gravatar seriously I think that would be just a SLIGHT turnoff if there were skidmarks on those oh so sexy tightie-whities


Gravatar He's gone into the Perv zone and can't get out!


Gravatar Don't most men have skidmarks on their undies?


Gravatar those must be brand new!


Gravatar Def. Real.
He's no doubt wasted. And probably surrounded by guys.


Gravatar ewww tightie whities
anonamaleee | 05.10.06 - 8:01 pm | #

Thank God my hub don't wear those fug undies.


Gravatar Hey, sexy Damien.


Gravatar It looks real and it makes me laugh. LOL


Gravatar "he's got to GO!"


Gravatar I'm telling you, this is not photoshopped! Keifer sheepishly admitted he got plowed and pulled his pants down. Boy has some serious boozing issues and needs some help. He even knows that. There have been dozens of unphotoshopped pictures of him in various drunken states of disarray - one with a Christmas tree. It would be the most hilarious thing ever (because there are so many of them and he's admitted to them all) if he didn't have such a problem.


Gravatar THIS PICTURE IS OLD...OOOOLLDDD!! and it's real. Guy's a cool dude, lol.


Gravatar This is real. Boys will be boys.


Gravatar sexsay!!


Gravatar "There have been dozens of unphotoshopped pictures of him in various drunken states of disarray - one with a Christmas tree. It would be the most hilarious thing ever"
2PinK!!!!! LOL!!!
it'll be awesome to have a look at those!!!!


Gravatar off topic----chris just got booted off american idol---he got hosed---that leaves elliot taylor and katherine--i'm done


Gravatar off topic----chris just got booted off american idol---he got hosed---that leaves elliot taylor and katherine--i'm done
dtv | 05.10.06 - 9:37 pm | #

i totally agree. chris got totally robbed and katherine should have been out on her scientology ass (i hate her regardless of whether she is one, but if she is, i would hate her with more passion). now i think taylor should win. yuck - i feel gross just saying that...but he does kinda look like george clooneys younger brother.


Gravatar Oh wow. Chris DID get robbed. This show is so rigged. I was sure it was Katharine getting the boot.


Gravatar I can't believe he got the boot....he was so good!


Gravatar I bet Chris has several bands waiting to sign him, though. Katharine was about to cry because she was in the bottom two. Chris looked shocked, too. I bet the Scientologists rigged the computers. Just like in the Cruise election.


Gravatar Did you catch the death glare Chris had on his face when he was told he was going home? AND the look of shock on Katherine's face? Chris got ripped off in a major way. Katherine stunk it up last night. She was the only one that deserved to go home. This show makes me crazy.


Gravatar Maybe he will do better and not be bound to a crappy idol, low paying contract. Maybe Tommy Motola will give him the hook up


Gravatar Simon was shocked too


Gravatar I can't believe Chris is gone....Kat totally deserved to go home. She's had bad songs for the past 3 weeks. I think too many people thought other people were voting for Chris, so they didn't vote, and it cost him.


Gravatar 2pink I totally remember the whole episode with the Christmas tree. And aren't there rumors he likes the men folk?


Gravatar I heard he really did that.. then passed out on the floor..


Gravatar I cant remember if it was Keifer but I think it was and I read a story that he goes to bars and charges up a storm...I think he did this and did not pay


Gravatar Ruby, your avatar! JEBUS, I NEED THERAPY!


Gravatar hey did you guys know that even superman wears a jack bauer costume??? 24 rules!!!


Gravatar http://www.thesuperficial.com/ ar...nk_again_1.html


Gravatar Taylor has totally gotten by week to week he should of been gone a long time ago. Chris doesn't need the Idol moniker attached to him. They want McPhee...she's totally someone they can package, sell and make money off of


Gravatar go taylor, go taylor, go taylor......


Gravatar another Keifer story


http://ronmwangaguhunga.blogspot...king- drunk.html


Gravatar god i am so bored.


Gravatar Just got here. Anything good going in here?


Gravatar I am so fucking pissed off that my Chris is gone from AI. *crying my ass off*

I find him so fucking sexy and his package is hot.


Gravatar Hey Sassy...me too...I actually cried...a first for me about American Idol....Something must be wrong with me....or maybe I secretly desire Chris...hehe


Gravatar Sassy, join the club and our pity party. There is nothing worth watching on AI now. Our honey-boy has to go home. In my opinion he will do better w/out AI. But it is still sad!


Gravatar He is the hotness and he is a good hubby and daddy


Gravatar I think and hope that he is better off and he make many cd's that I will buy


Gravatar I find him so fucking sexy and his package is hot.
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.10.06 - 11:07 pm

this whore is married?


Gravatar Are you calling Sassy a whore or Chris?


Gravatar If it is Sassy, she is married not dead.


Gravatar I find him so fucking sexy and his package is hot.
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.10.06 - 11:07 pm

this whore is married?
Anonymous | 05.10.06 - 11:26 pm | #

I am married. What is your fucking problem? What is wrong with saying someone is hot and has a nice dick?



Gravatar Sloan...Love you hot bitch!


Gravatar Time to fuck my hub... You haters can kiss my Sassy Ass!!!


Gravatar Sassy, join the club and our pity party. There is nothing worth watching on AI now. Our honey-boy has to go home. In my opinion he will do better w/out AI. But it is still sad!
totally hot nickname | 05.10.06 - 11:14 pm | #

I will miss that piece of ass..


Be back soon hot bitches..


Gravatar I'm a married whore too and I totally think Chris is HOT!!!

I'll Jell-O wrestle you for him Sassy!!


Gravatar The photo is actually real - my agency reps it - sad, isn't it.


Gravatar scout, I think he gets so drunk out of his mind that he doesn't know who he is doing or much cares. I've heard he is so far gone and interventions and rehab have not helped because he just won't help himself. I don't know if he is actually gay, or just doesn't care who he is with when he is schnockered. But, I do know he has been spotted at several gay bars...don't know if he went there with friends or went there to troll.


Gravatar vanina, I think MK posted the Christmas tree picture...it was completely hilarious and sad at the same time. I will try to find it just for you!


Gravatar 2Pink | 05.11.06 - 12:05 am |

I About 3/4 through the comments I sent some links and I think it is true based on the other links also are you the "2 pink baloons"? a poster that I havent seen in a while


Gravatar Sassy,
I've got your back....love ya...you silly bitch!


Gravatar hey bitches! Did I read that correctly? Chris got voted off AI??

Booohoooo!!!


Gravatar I've been working my tail off and haven't been around... I see my elementary stalker/fan/obsessor has been around again... I apologize for the bullshit on their behalf... they really can't help their neurosis.... Jenner you doll! I saw your comments on my behalf.... Has anyone told you lately how sweet you are!


Gravatar Just for you, vanina !

Actual dialog: Kiefer: "I hate that f***ing Christmas tree. The tree HAS to come down. I'm smashing it - can I pay for it?
Staff: "I'm absolutely sure you can, sir."
http://justjared.blogspot.com/20...land- drunk.html

At 2am bar staff refused to serve any more alcohol. Undaunted, Kiefer persuaded management to let them loose in the lobby. He ordered yet more booze on room service, then staggered around the entrance hall, entertaining pals with a bizarre, flailing breakdancing routine. He then charged into a 12ft Christmas tree, sending it crashing to the floor. "I hate that f***ing Christmas tree," he declared. "The tree HAS to come down." The party was finally called off at 5.30am by hotel security - when guests starting arriving for breakfast.
Ah, nothing says Christmas quite like talking shit to the Christmas tree. And then attacking it. I'd say this was an aberration for Kiefer, but it's not.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/ ar...nk_again_1.html
http://photos1.blogger.com/hello...and- drunk03.jpg


Gravatar sloan, yes, that's me! Only now I'm a pink taco! Hiya!


Gravatar 2pink,
I have been on here for over a year but I just start posting....Love your comments...you rock


Gravatar hey bitches! Did I read that correctly? Chris got voted off AI??

Booohoooo!!!
Shell-Babe | 05.11.06 - 12:08 am | #

Unfortunately, yes Shell. I was speechless. (and that's quite a feat) I'll miss his hot little ass.


Gravatar Thanks, sloan! Yeah, I went MIA for awhile. I had some health issues, a bad car accident and emergency surgery and that was around the time some really crazy people started posting and attacking some of the regulars. I couldn't think of a better time to take a break. I'm back now and see that you guys are as funny as ever!


Gravatar I forgot...there was a crazy attacking you but I forgot who...everyone probably ignored them and they went away...glad you are back and I hope that you are better after the accident and surgery


Gravatar I'll Jell-O wrestle you for him Sassy!!
mikki | 05.10.06 - 11:56 pm | #

Bring it on, hot bitch.


Gravatar Doing much better, sloan, thanks! I'm headed to get some zzzzz's. It's 12:40 am East Coast time! See you around Dlisted!


Gravatar Hey Sassy Slut!! I was just about to go to bed. It's kind of quiet around here tonight.


Gravatar Sassy,
I've got your back....love ya...you silly bitch!
sloan | 05.11.06 - 12:08 am | #

Thank you, hot bitch. Just fucked my hot hub. OMG. He is hot in bed,

Night all...


Gravatar 2 Pink...I am East Coast...you must work or something??? I need a life!
See ya around...I am jealous


Gravatar You are as lucky as me in love! Life is good....enjoy...slutty slut


Gravatar G'night Sassy!!

Sloan: I love your name - it reminds me of Ferris Beuller.


Gravatar I loved her name and it is my last...I always wanted to name one of my kids that but it might be wierd


Gravatar Thank you, hot bitch. Just fucked my hot hub. OMG. He is hot in bed,

Night all...
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.11.06 - 12:50 am | #

Not to be rude sassy, but why are you such an attention whore? Why must you tell everyone that? Seek help.


Gravatar you know what they say...Those that can't do BRAG....


Gravatar I saw him on the Letterman show and he did admit the pic is real. He said it was a dare and he was drunk..I think it was a anything for a laugh kind of moment.But hey -why would we doubt that it's real...for a few bucks he will show his ass in a Movie!!!


Gravatar We love to hear about eachother's sex lives. 12:59 and 1:12... if you don't like it... um... how do I put this.... fuck off!

2Pink... Welcome back dollface... glad to have you back Sorry to hear about the car accident, the surgery.... Thank heavens you are on the mend girlie!


Gravatar Real: I'm not surprised he did it... he's a nutcase Canadian! And I know how nutcases are.... I'm Canadian too


Gravatar I think I'm slightly drunk


Gravatar I'm going to lay down... good night hot bitches.... and don't be afraid to kick the psycho-anon's in the nuts either... just for funzies! We gottem outnumbered anyhow.... we always prevail against them!


Gravatar Night Shell...have a good one


Gravatar Night Shell...have a good one


Gravatar Shell, ahh how can I put this....Fuck off! I don't know any 40 yr old w/children, that come on a gossip site to brag about their sex life...unless they are trash...I looked at her blog...I see a trailer, I smell trash.


Gravatar Ummm correction idiot... it's a FIVE bedroom trailer! Bet you can't beat that!

Love you Sassy!!!


Gravatar *yawn* your bashing bores me...
Night Night "???"


Gravatar It seems that the idiot is jealous of your 5 bedroom kid ass trailor...we should leave them alone and forget about it...have a good one shell and sassy....xoxoxo...as MK would say


Gravatar ??? | 05.11.06 - 1:24 am | #

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It's hard to find 40 yr olds w/o kids today....I am glad that she is still with it and having fun. She is lucky to have a hot shit hubby and hit it. I envy her....I am younger than her but she is fun she has a good time and enjoys her life....you go sassy


Gravatar Sloan---I'm sure if you ask Sassy Ass nicely, she will put a hitch on her trailer and pull it up to your double-wide. You can watch her and her "hot" husband *cough* through the window, I'm willing to bet she's in to that.


Gravatar Wow....I have double wide...sweet...I guess I should be happy that you thoght of me as a double wide...life is good


Gravatar jason lee is on d.letter and i hate scienctologists


assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar Sassy and I live in 2 different states not possible...I also don't have a gravatar and she does and I have not had sex tonight....lucky sassy


Gravatar by the way..not crazy about the scientologists but if you watch "Earl" a lot of his guests are members of the cult...love the show anyway


Gravatar maybe it is an avatar...dont have one...just know the website to get one..sorry


Gravatar It is gravatar.com

Don't sweat the haters!!! They are all over here lately.


Gravatar for some reason I just looked up that Mamie Van Doren and I am always shocked by her...I think she is 73...she kicks ass....most people in their 30's dont have anything on her


Gravatar Old, old picture!


Gravatar Sassy Ass- you are the best poster on this blog. Please don't change anything. You are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. You go girl with your gorgeous husband. You are living the American Dream! Love you! Talk to ya in the AM!


Gravatar It is a real photo. In fact, I think it was taken at Dimples (a karoake bar) in Burbank near Warner Bros.)

I used to hang out there and Kiefer's been in there before.


Gravatar Real.


Gravatar I saw this picture before and its definately real.Maybe he wanted to shock the waitress.


Gravatar My God where's the self respect.
That much of a wonker eh.

Shit is serious it's not even funny.


Gravatar Good Morning to everyone!!!!
"a bizarre, flailing breakdancing routine. He then charged into a 12ft Christmas tree, sending it crashing to the floor. "I hate that f***ing Christmas tree," he declared. "The tree HAS to come down."
LOL!!!! i didn't know about this!!!how could i'd missed this one?, oh, i forget i live in bs. as...(thank you Michael K, forever and ever, amen)
2pink and Sloan, you're too good to be true!!!i'm totally surrounded by all this bitchy d-listed love...
well, seems kiefer's life is kind of a bittersweet one...
2pink, i hope and i know you'll be ok,
welcome back, of course i remember you
and your two little pink ballons, i've also been really busy and hadn't posted for a while, but here i am again...


Gravatar Jenner you doll! I saw your comments on my behalf.... Has anyone told you lately how sweet you are!
Shell-Babe | 05.11.06 - 12:13 am | #

hey you! long time no chat - yeah I didn't even put the connection together that these crazies were saying "Shell" as in YOU - because I knew immediately YOU obviously are no psycho, so I have NO F*CKING CLUE what they're on about, but they've been out in DROVES lately - CORRECTION - the ONE PERSON has been out in droves lately....(drove? singular? plural?)
Glad to see you're up & posting, and I will ALWAYS have yer back, woman!

BTW - GO OILERS!


Gravatar i feel sorry for the next person who sits in that booth!!!!!!!!!!! I hope they wipe the seat down!!!!!!! all that ball sac sweat on there!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!


Gravatar Yah it's real I saw that letterman too


Gravatar my my my all this jealous talk guys.

mmmmmm, I could care less if its old or photoshopped. It's yummy. Thanks for makin my Thursday hon


Gravatar Jenner - re: the Oilers comment, Amen brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar To me, the weirdest thing about this picture is the fact that he's sitting down. I've seen plenty of people get drunk and display their floppy parts, but they were usually dancing around or some nonsense, but never just sitting.


Gravatar When Kate Coyne of Good Housekeeping went to meet Tom Cruise at Le Mondrian in L.A., she and he had a good laugh over the fact that everybody in Hollywood seems to refer to this place redundantly as "the Le Mondrian hotel." And, he has a sense of humor about himself, too. During the interview Kate ragged Tom about the infamous Oprah couch-jumping bit. Tom laughed and said, "You want it? Here it is!" He then jumped up and down on the couch in the hotel room. He sat back down, laughing heartily.

Ms. Coyne didn't think she would see Katie Holmes, but at the end of the interview, the then-largely expectant future Mrs. Cruise appeared suddenly at the suite door. Instead of saying "hello" or anything pedestrian like that, Katie just entered, looked at Tom and said, fervently, "I love you." He rushed into her arms.


Gravatar Good morning, all!


Very old picture, not photoshopped (Photoshop probably wasn't that great back then anyway).


Gravatar Blue Rose | 05.11.06 - 9:16 am |

What you don't see is the hole in the bottom of the table. That's why he's sitting!


Gravatar Hey Prico...looking loverly as ever sprawled across those sheets!


Gravatar Hey Prico...looking loverly as ever sprawled across those sheets!
MJF | 05.11.06 - 9:19 am | #

THAT'S Prico? Damn, I've got the vapors and it's not even noon yet.


Gravatar Good Morning Everyone!

Kiefer is creepy but in a hot way. *ducking* I'd let Jack Bauer tongue puch my dirt star.


Gravatar good morning everybody....!


Gravatar jennifer | 05.11.06 - 9:21 am | #

For some reason "Puch" sounds dirtier than punch to me, lol.


Gravatar Morning All...

Yummy Avatar pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow !
Is that you?
I've seen your other pic so I know you're a delight to gaze upon.


Gravatar Hey ya'll! How's everyone this morning? I tried to show BF our model thread yesterday, god, I was snorting and laughing so hard.


Gravatar Yummm so that IS him!
Damn Baby.


Gravatar Damn, I've got the vapors and it's not even noon yet.
Blue Rose | 05.11.06 - 9:20 am |

I had mexican last night...I've had the "vapors" ever since!


Gravatar Tabatha, I read the model thread last night, and I was laughing sooo hard, but when Prico said "Fully deployed cooter", I think I had seizure activity.


Gravatar That model thread F'n killed me...I wish I was here for it in real time! It was great just reading it after the fact, though! Fully deployed cooter lips...fuckin' riot!!


Gravatar MJF | 05.11.06 - 9:25 am


Gravatar I had mexican last night...I've had the "vapors" ever since!
MJF | 05.11.06 - 9:25 am | #



Gravatar Hey Jennifer...ready for some froggy-style with Prico this morning?


Gravatar Blue Rose | 05.11.06 - 9:22 am |

Fucking Sybil disease is rubbing off on me.

MJF: I laughed till I cried.


Gravatar As yummy as his avie is now, I miss the hot chef one too! Dreamy.


Gravatar MJF | 05.11.06 - 9:28 am |

I'm always ready!


Gravatar Blue Rose, I think your avie explains how Easter eggs are made.


Gravatar MJF | 05.11.06 - 9:30 am | #

That was actually the caption on it on the page I got it.


Gravatar oh. not too original, am I?


Gravatar prico, we're coming for you!


Gravatar Jenner refered to them as the Cadbury duo the other day, lol.


Gravatar Since this is a regular occurrence with Kiefer (all accounts lead us to believe it is), you would think the guy would hire a Pants Supervisor who's sole responsibility is to ensure that his pants stay on throughout the night. He could hire a Christmas Tree Protective Agent during the holidays for those "other" encounters he has.


Gravatar Did prico go for doughnuts?


Gravatar I saw a picture of the Christmas tree thing last night, that was fucking priceless!


Gravatar Yea seems like it huh?


Gravatar he usually runs off for some eggs and coffee... donuts? yum


Gravatar MJF | 05.11.06 - 9:35 am | #

Hope no one scared him away with all talk about his hotness, lol.


Gravatar LOL, you have me on the verge of tears again, don't start...

I was reading the whole thread, I'm still not done but I figured I'd refresh and see who said hi back.


Gravatar Scared him???? He LOVES it!


Gravatar He has one spankable ass yumm....


Gravatar Is it me or does he seem to be the type that would get really drunk, pass out on top of you, then piss the bed and deny it was him?

Yes, I'd still hit it, but with a waterproof mattress cover.


Gravatar Oh, and thanks for the compliments, yes it's me. A couple of years back, but I haven't had serious body injury so I still look the same.


Gravatar MMMMMM Donuts.

*Homer Simpson noises*


Gravatar I just took another peak at the model thread....okay...MK has GOT to save this one for easy access. I love the poster who said Janice from ANTM pushed her from the bus!


Gravatar I meant Kiefer.


Gravatar Yes Prico we're talking about your FINE ASS!


Gravatar jennifer | 05.11.06 - 9:38 am |

Oh yeah...total bed wetter!


Gravatar Prico...where's my doughnut?


Gravatar I'd let Kiefer pee on me... LOL, I'm nasty. I'm not even into watersports.


Gravatar prico, my sweet, you gave me good dreams last night.


Gravatar His pee probably smells like overly fermented whiskey and dry farts.


Gravatar I don't get donuts, I get tequeños... they're from South America (I think), they're like a turnover but shaped like a hotdog, and stuffed with cheese and guava.

Don't know why I like them so much... maybe it's the phallic shape.


Gravatar ...and christmas tree needles.


Gravatar Is it me or does he seem to be the type that would get really drunk, pass out on top of you, then piss the bed and deny it was him?

Yes, I'd still hit it, but with a waterproof mattress cover.
jennifer | 05.11.06 - 9:38 am | #

Oh, shit!! I need more coffee. I read this and thought for a minute that you were talking about Prico. (I guess I was mesmerized by his ass...)


Gravatar prico, my sweet, you gave me good dreams last night.
jennifer | 05.11.06 - 9:41 am |


Aww...


Gravatar pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 9:41 am |

I'm SURE it's the hot dog shape! What kind of cheese? Is it really sweet? They sound yummy!


Gravatar Well besides the phallic shape cheese and guava does sound good.


Gravatar It's very sweet. I think it's cream cheese. And the guava paste is pure sugar, but very tangy.


Gravatar tequeños

*stomach growling*

That sounds good!


Gravatar The funny thing is, when you bite into it, sometimes it squirts guava on the side of your mouth, and my mind instantly goes to the gutter every time.


Gravatar The funny thing is, when you bite into it, sometimes it squirts guava on the side of your mouth, and my mind instantly goes to the gutter every time.

OK, I know what I want for breakfast.


Gravatar nice, prico. Real nice.


Gravatar cream cheese and guava...never considered that combination....yum


Gravatar pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 9:44 am | #


Prico - you're such a little slut! I love it!!


Gravatar What a _OLD_ picture.


Gravatar I read his Rolling Stones article and he reminds me so much of myself it's not funny (minus the celebrity and broken family). I wouldn't be surpised if the pic is real.


Gravatar I'll bet those tequeños thingys are REALLY easy to find in the midwest, huh? I want one now, and I KNOW they won't have them at the KWIK-TRIP.


Gravatar guava is good. My BF from Colombia and I never had it 'til he introduced it... hard to find here (Dallas)


Gravatar "...and he reminds me so much of myself it's not funny..."
wontingwitch | 05.11.06 - 9:46 am |

Remind me to grab my camera and go party with you sometime!!!


Gravatar I'll have to settle for a scrambled egg and bacon sandwich.


Gravatar Now you're just playin' with us and that's just mean Prico....
Damn I need to get outta here....I need to ride my BF hard!
See what you started Prico!


Gravatar MJF | 05.11.06 - 9:46 am | #

I'm in the middle of the West Texas oil field! Most people here probably don't even know what a guava is!!! I'm totally screwed - I'll never get one.


Gravatar Tabatha...Toonces needs to turn the wheel to the right...I'm getting dizzy!!!


Gravatar I had a creme cheese stuffed jalepeno at lunch Monday and the cream cheese shot into the plate of my friend across the table when I bit into it. It was gross but funny because it was a male friend.


Gravatar Prico - you're such a little slut! I love it!!
mikki | 05.11.06 - 9:45 am | #


I know, I know... but back to Kiefer. ;-9


Gravatar I'm in east Texas. I guess I'll have to settle for the donuts. Damn.


Gravatar Alas...we'll all just have to live vicariously though Prico's lucious guava tinged stories since we can't get any of our own. Kind of like my sex life.


Gravatar yea, Toonces is like that... I can't look at him for long...

Prico? you like Keifer?


Gravatar MJF | 05.11.06 - 9:46 am

I was thinking the same thing I'm going to head over to the bakery to get some.


Gravatar Remember last week when MK was posting the new stuff for the day really early? That was nice. *longs for fresh stuff*


Gravatar Alas...we'll all just have to live vicariously though Prico's lucious guava tinged stories since we can't get any of our own. Kind of like my sex life.
MJF | 05.11.06 - 9:50 am | #

Ditto.

*Dusts cobwebs off of cooter*


Gravatar Buenos Dias!! Quieren bailar?


Gravatar I LOVE Keifer... I'm so addicted to 24.

I used to have a crush on his dad when I was a kid (don't ask me why, he's hideous), but when I saw Kiefer I said "finally, the mold was fixed".


Gravatar Michael is probably sleeping it off. You know he got some last night.


Gravatar Yo quiero bailar Miz!!!


Gravatar I hope Prico doesn't let that drunk whore Kiefer near his lucious tookus! That would definitely soil it for the rest of us (sober, bathed, attractive frogs). Kiefer probably gets out of the shower smelling like a wet bar rag.


Gravatar Anyone here take Lexapro?


Gravatar EWWWWWW!!!!I no longer have any respect for this efeminate faggot clown, soooo sad.


Gravatar pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 9:52 am

Donald wasn't bad when he was young.
Keifer is an upgrade tho.


Gravatar Donald Sutherland had a nice voice...I'd have phone sex with him...if it were twenty years ago.


Gravatar Never heard of it Ferg.


Gravatar Entonces vamos a bailar Daya!!!
What is the dance party track of the morning? Free Style, rock, hip-hop, motown, latin, what?


Gravatar Sorry Prico, so not a fan of him. I tend to group he and Sheen in the same whore boat


Gravatar Oh, definitely, I totally agree with you Tabatha. I'd still hit both of them. At the same time.


Gravatar yea dancing! any kind....

*swaying hips and snapping fingers*


Gravatar I used to have a crush on Keifer in the Lost Boys/Young Guns years. Not now though. He probably passes out on whoever he's fucking and snores like a buffalo the rest of the night.


Gravatar What's Lexapro?


Gravatar I wanna do retro disco!!


Gravatar Tabatha | 05.11.06 - 9:55 am | #

What's wrong with the whore boat??


Gravatar fergernauster, well, whoever took it, I hope they return it.


Gravatar Hi Daya, MizRo, skeddadling in here without even a wave...

And for all those non-latin friends, be careful with guava, it's seriously binding... We have a saying in Puerto Rico when something is very hard, it's "harder than guava shit".


Gravatar pass the guava Prico and let the dancing begin


Gravatar MJF | 05.11.06 - 9:56 am | #

An antidepressant.. I THINK.


Gravatar Lexapro is an anti-depressant


Gravatar I wanna do retro disco!!
Dayanara | Homepage | 05.11.06 - 9:56 am |
Ooooooh oooooooh Me too! Me too! *raises hand*


Gravatar "I had a creme cheese stuffed jalepeno at lunch Monday and the cream cheese shot into the plate of my friend across the table when I bit into it. It was gross but funny because it was a male friend."
LMAO!!!! tabatha!!!
Mizro and Dayanara: yo quiero bailar con las dos!!!
all the guava stuff made me hungry again even that i have no idea what that thing is!!!!


Gravatar pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 9:57 am | #

EW, gauva guano, lol.


Gravatar Oh my god, the Whore Boat! That would be a hit on VH1. New show for Tara Reid!


Gravatar I just got off of Lexapro... quit working, been on it for 2 years


Gravatar Bailamos!


Gravatar it's "harder than guava shit".
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 9:57 am | #

Well, mix that shit with some cheese and you'll never go again...


Gravatar t's "harder than guava shit".
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 9:57 am |

OMG!!!! I've heard that before! So THAT'S what it means!


Gravatar Lol it's all those little seeds that do it...


Gravatar pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 9:58 am |

Tara would totally be the captain of that boat!


Gravatar back on Wellbutrin now but having horrible headaches...


Gravatar Let's dance to
"Dr. Love, he can heal my every pain, he can make me love again..."


Gravatar *doing Tango with broom*


Gravatar No disco hits here... but I have hits of the 80's on my ipod.

*changing playlist*

I feel for you... I think I love you...


Gravatar Jugo de Guayaba!! hmmm, I love it!


Gravatar Whore Boat soon will be making another run
The Whore Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new one night stand.


Gravatar So the captain would be Kiefer... First mate, Charlie Sheen... Tara would be the slutty hostess... Carmen Electra would play Charo...


Gravatar Luvs me some Chaka!!!!


Gravatar MizRo | 05.11.06 - 9:59 am

OMG that one makes me shake my ass EVERY TIME


Gravatar So rocking the harmonica in "I feel for you" now... fierce.


Gravatar Jugo de Guayaba!!

Oh my god I read that and I could taste it in my damn mouth!! Oh well I'll just keep drinking my water instead *sniff*


Gravatar pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 10:00 am | #

Damn, now I've got
Chaka Chaka
Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan
...

Stuck in my head, lol.


Gravatar back on Wellbutrin now but having horrible headaches...
Tabatha | 05.11.06 - 9:59 am |

A buddy takes that and she has horrible shakes all the time. Her hands remind me of Katherine Hepburn. She's afraid to change though because it's helping her quit smoking. Whatev.


Gravatar Ok, it's 10 o'clock... Time for my tequeños and orange juice before MK posts the birthday sluts. See ya in a bit.


Gravatar i'm willing to teach tango to all of you...only if you don't mind i'm left handed and i keep doing wrongs turns and making everyone fall over me...
(ok, ok, i use that as an excuse... it's a really good one!!!!)


Gravatar Later Prico...I'm off to the stables. Hope there's more naked debauchery posted when I come back too!


Gravatar Yes, smokers do well with Wellbutrin. I have palpatations too so I think that is common.


Gravatar vanina | 05.11.06 - 10:04 am |

Tabatha's avie only turns left too...you should pair up with Toonces!


Gravatar Going to munch on my eggs and french toast for a bit. Damn i love being knocked up NEVER would have touched these together before.


Gravatar **shaking shoulders, backing up**

***bumping Daya, twirling Vanina, dipping Tabatha***


Gravatar Tabatha | 05.11.06 - 10:05 am

Sounds dangerous!


Gravatar Vanina, is that Miranda Otto in your avie?


Gravatar Okay, loves. I'm off to see a horse about a....well a horse. Please, oh please be another post about models falling off of moving buses when I return.


Gravatar Back in a bit ppl.


Gravatar I think it could be dangerous but I only recently switched so I need to give it some more time. If not, I'll definately change. Sometimes these things go away.

*bumping Miz*


Gravatar I'm out too. See ya guys!


Gravatar How about a little toe tappin' and square dancin' to "Orange Blossom Special"?
One of the great things about having multiple personalities: my tastes run the gamut of musical genres.
Whoa, which personality was that? Those are some high-fallutin' words.


Gravatar I'm currently on Paxil (6 mos.), but it doesn't seem to be helping anymore. Gotta go see the doc, I guess. It sux.


Gravatar It's ok Loozer, I listen to everythang! I channel change (surf) so much it makes my family pissed.


Gravatar Tabatha: I use Celexa... It's an SSRI, and it's great.


Gravatar Ferger... you can get immune to one if taking it too long and sometimes you have to try several kinds before finding the right one.. I went through that many times... good luck


Gravatar Lexapro, Celexa, Paxil, Wellbutrin.. they have recently come out with a new one.. starts with a 'C'... I've been on Lithium too.. eeks


Gravatar Funny Miz I was just going to say that I've taken Celexa *high fives*

Morning everyone!


Gravatar Just don't quit cold turkey taking any of them... not pretty...


Gravatar Ok, I'm back. What did I miss?

Oh, drug talk. Hehe.


Gravatar Soraya passed away.


Gravatar Yeah, I heard this morning...


Gravatar Rest in peace Soraya.


Gravatar They played her #1 hit this morning, brought back memories of Puerto Rico...

De repente en mi vida
hay algo que me tiene confundida...


Gravatar MJF!!!LMAO!!!!that's exactly what i need!!!
Blue Rose, yes, Miranda Otto is in my avatar, i'm not a great fan of her or anything, i just like her featurin Éowyn...


Gravatar WTF is going on with blogger? I pour my fucking heart out on to myne and the damn thing isnt working? WTF?


Gravatar scout | 05.11.06 - 10:13 am | #

I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YOU (not in a creepy way, I promise)
would you be able to make an avatar of the model falling out of a bus?

(BTW - I'm on Effexor for the 2nd time - Paxil quit working, Effexor is the best one for me - withouth drugs I'd be in prison, so they keep me nice & doped up

BTW mornin' everyone!


Gravatar Man, I thought Soraya's cancer was gone for good. That's sad.


Gravatar I'm back. Forced to work

Just don't quit cold turkey taking any of them... not pretty...
Tabatha | 05.11.06 - 10:14 am |

I took Paxil for a year. Worst fucking time getting off of it. Doc didn't believe me when I tried to explain it. Had to do it myself.


Gravatar Yes, i heard about Soraya yesterday night and it made me so sad (prico you just made me cry a little, it was a long time ago since i heard that song...)


Gravatar Scout: I've never taken anything else except for a Lexapro one day when I ran out of Celexa.

Tabatha I feel so bad for you darling - I hope those nasty headaches go away and you find something that alleviates your situation. I was thinking of you this morning when I heard that 11 people died in Texas: I hope all your family and friends are well!

Loozer: I love square dancing!! "Change your partner do-s-do..."


Gravatar I could try jenner I'd just have to find pics of her standing... and a bus. I'm currently working on one with SPF smoking a cigarette, it is pretty funny! Just working out the smoke plume issues. I'll get back to you on the super model bus


Gravatar I'll get back to you on the super model bus
scout | 05.11.06 - 10:21 am | #



Gravatar Thanks Miz.. it happened only 10 miles from my home. We are all okay, but this small town is devastating. So sad. A 14 year old boy hit in the chest from flying debris and the wind carried him off. Horrible.


Gravatar I just cleared my cookies after about a month...OMG, pricolatino! Is that you? Now I see what all the fuss is about. Nice, um, everything.


Gravatar Are you all bitches on meds?? Damn!! I think I need something, but my doctor won't give me anything, he says I'm too young, I told him, I think I'm getting hooked on pain killers to see if he gave me something, but he didn't


Gravatar So photoshopped! Look how stubby his left arm looks... would be a great photo but it is sooo fake. I don't even like the guy, but I'll stand up vs. terrible photoshopper.


Gravatar LOL, yes 2Pink, it's me.


Gravatar Daya, I wasn't on meds until I was 30 and it was after childbirth. I had horrible post partum depression.


Gravatar Daya, my medicine cabinet is a freaking mini pharmacy.

That just made me sad. I fucking hate grey days!


Gravatar What other therapies have helped you guys out (besides the damned drugs?)

I have mod. depression, gen. anxiety disorder and an irrepressive case of freakin' TINNITUS that will not yield to anything...


Gravatar Tabatha: my doctor didn't wanna treat my post partum depression with meds....again...I was too young, I told my mom it's going to be his fault if I jump in front of a bus.


Gravatar He was probably a scientologist, Daya...


We don't have to take our... clothes off
To have a good time... oh no...


Gravatar My prayers are with his family, Tabatha! And lots of love to you, anyway.

Daya: you ARE too young. I have a little problem with peri-menopause: I'm starting young and I have people-rage and pedestrian rage. I was medically-drug free till 1 year ago.


Gravatar What other therapies have helped you guys out (besides the damned drugs?)

ferger, I stopped the SSRI's, altogether. I take too much medicine for other problems. I do yoga. Yes, I take the occasional Xanax because I still have the occasional panic attack.


Gravatar LOL @ the party with me comment. I have a habit of drinking too much and blacking out/doing crazy things/not remembering what happened/hitting stuff w/my car(years ago, never hurt anyone and don't do that shit anymore; It's dangerous). My 23rd b-day I think it was (4 years ago) I drank so much I ended up throwing up but I got some on my clothes so I decided that I would take them off...in my friends' apt (with her boyfriend there and yes he saw me and yes it was a problem for a while after that) and go on up to my apt (we live in the same building on different floors). I took the elevator up with my clothes in my hand got upstairs and didn't have my key. I just sat outside my apt like that waiting for the woman at the front desk to let me in. Of course the next day I hardly remembered any of it which is always the way. I have no idea who saw me in that state and had what I call "the next day shame." I have countless stories about stuff I've done after drinking too much...they're legendary. Poor Kiefer, I feel his pain.


Gravatar I get anxiety attacks every now and then, but I don't take anything for them... I just tell myself it's gonna be ok and buy something on ebay. Or go out and buy shoes.


Gravatar fergernauster | 05.11.06 - 10:28 am | #

I wish I could help you, for real, but I tried EVERYTHING and the issues were just too severe for anything BUT meds (I won't list them all, they'll scare you


Have you tried any therapy? I didn't like it but it totally helps lots of people
Woah this has turned into a support group


Gravatar I just wanna jump in front of a bus, after my 4 daily painkillers.


Gravatar I think my diagnosis is general bitchiness, aggravated by teenagers and a husband. Honestly it was my gynecologist (a woman) who prescribed the Celexa. She said sometimes it takes the edge off the bitchiness. And honestly when i was on it someone could have taken a shard of glass to the side of the car and it wouldn't have mattered. So Daya ask another doc to prescribe it


Gravatar Yeah woke up and it's rainy outside. Got some coffee am listening to all the pharmy talk....slightly horrified but hey what ever....like rollingstone said every house wife little yellow pill right?!


Gravatar I just tell myself it's gonna be ok and buy something on ebay. Or go out and buy shoes.
pricolatino

I'm trying it your way!


Gravatar Woohoo, birthday sluts! Moving on...


Gravatar Yes, Celexa was good for that but I became immune to that too and it just quit working.

I honestly thing Lithium was best in regulating my moods, but damn it's so hard core and I was a total zombie, not my happy chipper self at all.


Gravatar Scout: I Will, I'm a single-working-mother, I pay the bills myself, and I'm responsible for my kid's education, and My fiancee just dumped me!! I NEED FUCKING MEDS!!!


Gravatar Or go out and buy shoes.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 10:33 am |

That statement paired with your avatar made me want to hit your butt and yell Yipee Kiee Yiee Yaa. Cause baby that's what I've been doing this morning already cause I was feeling down.

RETAIL THERAPY!!! It's cheaper then a Dr.


Gravatar and Daya pain pills can aggravate depression, honestly


Gravatar Damn Daya you arn't kidding shit girl I would buy you a round myself by sending you the cash in the mail for that shit!


Gravatar oh really Scout? I didn't know.


Gravatar My fiancee just dumped me!! I NEED FUCKING MEDS!!!
Dayanara | Homepage | 05.11.06 - 10:36 am |


Wait, WHAT?!?!?!?!? I didn't hear about this! Dammit, I was about to check the Williams-Sonoma registry... I'm so sorry.


Gravatar Thanks first Class! I'll take it.


Gravatar Yeah prico, it sucks!!


Gravatar Generally, my problems all began with post-partum depression, too. Is it any f*cking wonder just about everyone in the world hates Tom Cruise?


Gravatar yeah Daya things like Vicodin are the worst


Gravatar Damn Daya I think I might love you!!! Girl I can hear your sass every morning through the comp and it sounds strong and latin baby!!!
I just know i wouldn't want to fuck with you Strong Chica!!!


Gravatar That is seriously fucked up... when you need a vacation let me know. We'll make space here in Miami, go pick up Jay and Odin and have a fucking great time.


Gravatar ferg the tinnitus would drive me NUTS! I'm so sorry you're having to deal with all this!


Gravatar First Class: living my life without meds, is like giving birth in a stable, whitout drugs, and by yourself.

Prico: Are you sure you won't rape me?


Gravatar Sorry, Daya


Gravatar Oh, Daya... you know I'd be so far from your cooter I'd have to call you on my cell to talk to you...


Gravatar Dayanara | Homepage | 05.11.06 - 10:36 am | #

*putting pills in an envelope, sealing envelope, sending to daya*



There's always dlisted to cheer U up though!


Gravatar Daya!!!! What the hell happened? You two were so happy; and you work with him, right?
I am so sorry - I hope you are ok, and that you know that this too shall pass! You are funny, bright, loving, intelligent - and there is so much left for you to have and do!

Ok, here goes at least in the U.S.: look up your health plan's mental benefits and find a few therapists in your network. Call them and introduce yourself, hopefully you will like one of their voices and phone-talk, make an apptmt.
They will send you to a psychiatrist to get meds, you have valid reasons for some help right now! There is NO stigma to getting help when you need it!

I love you Daya! Chin up, baby!


Gravatar So is it real or not? Is it an old photo? I read he was an alcoholic.


Gravatar Seriously Daya my next gynecologist refused to prescribe for me, so I found a new one. An unsympathetic doctor is a BAD doctor!


Gravatar Thanks for your concern, scout. Much apprecie :o)

Yeah, it's tough... most of the time I can cope, but days/weeks like this, when the stress levels rise to above threshold... let's just say it's nice to see avatars like yours


Gravatar Daya, we'll go to Haulover Beach and tan our dirt stars together...


Let the music play, he won't get away...


Gravatar fergernauster | 05.11.06 - 10:48 am | #

go read the model falling off the bus thread, THAT IS GUARANTEED to cheer you up!


Gravatar Thaks Miz!! He works in a different building two blocks from here now.

What happened doesn't matter, I'm just glad it happened now and no 2years down the row, married and living together and all that.

thanks you guys!!


Gravatar Fergernauster: see my above post!! You have to find a sympathetic doctor and lay down YOUR rules!

I love my therapist and my retrieved personality: I was a crying mess for a year!


Gravatar sending all my love to you Daya, and a lot of hugs and kisses...
vamos Daya todavia carajo!!!!!


Gravatar Gracias Vanina!!!!!!


Gravatar Same here, Daya, much love in your direction... and that cabron pendejo pila de mierda can get face cancer for all we care!


Gravatar I ain't missing you at all...
since you've been gone away
I ain't missing you,
no matter what my friends say...


Gravatar and for all I care.


Gravatar Daya: Well, just know that we love and support you girl; and you're 100% right - better now, than later! *comforting hug**


Gravatar Woohoo! I love this one...

She wears a long fur coat of mink
even in the summertime,
everybody knows from her coy little wink
the girl's got a lot on her mind...


Gravatar Daya, my medicine cabinet is a freaking mini pharmacy.

That just made me sad. I fucking hate grey days!
jennifer | 05.11.06 - 10:28 am | #

Amen Sistah!

You guys rock! I love you hot hosebag d-listers!!!


Gravatar You guys rock! I love you hot hosebag d-listers!!!
Shell-Babe | 05.11.06 - 10:57 am | #

Hooray for us starfuckers cheetopeople skags!


Gravatar LOL at all of you calling me aggresive.. Daya... I feel for you. I have 3 kids and a great husband but there are times where things are still really hard. I hope things get better for you. You should get another doctor or order on-line, (bad idea) And I have never heard about Vicodin being bad unless you take to much. Or if you take it with caffeine or something. Wish you well.Honestly


Gravatar Good morning all you hot Dlisted bitches and pricks (no pun intended prico...LOL)!

IT'S ALMOST FRIDAY!


Gravatar Thanks Anon!!!

Shell!!! TAK, what happened?


Gravatar oh jesus christ. get a fucking email account and have your little discussions there. how many times do people have to say it? it's just one core group of bitches that go back and forth and raise the comments thread to 400+. i wish mk would just ban all of your asses.

anyway, back to the subject which none of these bitches seem to understand, that picture did run in star or intouch about a year ago, so i wouldn't put it past him to lose his pants all the time. but losing the underoos too is pretty bad. i wouldn't want to sit on that bench knowing his crabby balls were there.


Gravatar that wasn't me.


Gravatar Um, we already discussed the picture. Ad nauseam.

I heard pinkisthenewblog is a better blog than this one. Go check it out.


Gravatar *hands pill to anon y moose*


Gravatar Shell-Babe, I gave you a shout out on The DListed Report. Nice Win!!!


Gravatar I heard Trent is the sex.

buwahahahahahaha!


Gravatar Sassy Ass- you are the best poster on this blog. Please don't change anything. You are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. You go girl with your gorgeous husband. You are living the American Dream! Love you! Talk to ya in the AM!
sloan | 05.11.06 - 5:24 am | #

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I think we found the sassytrash stalker/fan/hater


Gravatar THIS PLACE IS A TOTAL CHAT ROOM.

yawn.


Gravatar I agree.


Gravatar holy crap, some of you men have avatars in here I wanna seriously boink


Gravatar OK, Time for a moment of honesty. Though I don't condone this particular action (assuming this is not a photoshopped faux) and I certainly see how it doesn't score any points for Kiefer... I just can't help but think this pic is hot. I'd hit it (right under the table).


Gravatar thank God, there is still a celeb who knows how to act like one


Gravatar I would burn that IHOP to the fucking ground.

I do, however, think that being a drunken shitbird and sitting your naked ass down in public and showing off your evidence in your lawsuit against God is a healthy way to enjoy your second career. Mmm. Boozenpills!


Gravatar look closely on the thigh, not the same skin type or color.

it's a fake.


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