Maybe it's the sunglasses the size of her face that make her think she has a big nose? Or because her nose hasn't lost any weight and the rest of her has?
She needs to get rid of those hideous red glasses first. Then eat.
Could those sunglasses BE any unglier?!
Why don't we shoot Parisite and hold a pig roast for Nicole? Oh wait. Forcing her to eat that pig would be cruel. Fire doesn't kill STDs.
Does anybody eles notice if you look at her eyes behind the glasses that nobody is home??
Her nose?? it's a perfect nose!! what the fuck is she talking about?? yes, it's bigger than her boobs, but that's her own fucking fault.
She needs a bigger nose to hold up 'dem sun glasses and to hold more coke up in there....
a new nose and new sinuses since the others are white powdered excrusted
Where are her parents?? JC, if that was my daughter, I'd smack the glasses off her face and shove a cheeseburger down her throat with 2 bodyguards. And you guys think I am joking?? Nope.
rofl @ Dayanara, made me forget what I wanted to type.
Yea First Class, she's got that vacant look going on with her, like it's taking all her energy to just be.
Is it me or does this bitch wannabe just like Parasite?
Forget the cheeseburgers, too much work. Give the girl some milkshakes. They taste better and will work faster. You can easily make an 800 calorie milkshake.
She's just laying down the 'nose job' story so when she comes out of the hospital after surgery for collapsed nasal passes we won't question it. 
Good call StoneyB!
She needs some mental help, bad. So do the parents.
A deviated septum ain't a pretty site, folks. Trust me on this one!
she is classic.trying to talk about other things then her dying body.
yeah we get it,you have issues,darling.
the nose is perfect for a 120 lb body. Looks bad on an 85 lb one
she's seriously delusional from the hunger pangs
Stoney, I think you are on to something! It's a test balloon to excuse her stay in the hospital, and she didn't want to use "exhaustion" cuz what does she have to be exhausted about...except getting up in the morning.
Drez! Tell me more about her deviated septum!!
drez her problem won't be a deviated septum, it'll be a giant gaping HOLE in her septum!
is she wearing her boobs on her nose? did i miss something?
Every single one you posters are right ^^^^^^^^ 
Is it me or does this bitch wannabe just like Parasite?
drez | Homepage | 05.11.06 - 12:24 pm
No she doesn't. And I think she would look better with a B-cup. Her nose is fine. But if you look at her from a side view, you can see she has large nostrils. paris always turns to the side so nobody can see her wonk eye. Nicole turns so nobody can see her nostrils. Love her though!!!
I read that Vanity Fair puff piece. I don't think she was even interviewed. I think her publicist wrote it and just gave it to the magazine, it was that uninformative and full of bullshit.
Your nose loses weight? Her nose is fine, it's her body that she needs to worry bout.
AM I weird? Cause every time I see her neck I want to poke my finger really hard into the hollow of her throat.
Like my finger twitches I want to do it so bad.
wow - i know people with eating disorders have body dysmorphia issues where they think things are bigger/uglier than they actually are, but a *nose*? come on! besides her nose really does look great. (oh gawd - i'm just waiting for someone to say it's cause she hates being black - please oh please oh please don't go there...)
Only in a fucked up town like LA would someone attractive like Richie think she needs a nose job
But FirstClass, that would be wrong!
Bitch is fug - her nose is fine though. And yeah, she needs to gain 20 pounds. Her and Parasite belong together - vapid, no talent, ugly ass trash!
How come she didn't drive a car on the simple lifes. did she have her drivers licsence taken away?
ya, the only thing i like about her is her nose!
i like her and I dont know why, but I hate the 'stick thin'
KeLL! Your avatar is crackalicious!
yummm.....cheese and BBQ sauce.
HAHAHA! Kitkat has Starsquatch in her avatar!
LA | Homepage | 05.11.06 - 12:29 pm | #
what issue of VF? i dont think i have the current one yet...last one I have is with Tom MUST DIE Cruise via my subscription
i'm waiting for my "I LOVE DICK" Tom Cruise avatar! LOL
ugh i did this sorry ass Gravatar MY APOLOGIES, lol... Tom "KILL ME" Cruise
she notices she's thing but did she mention anywhere if she's going to do anything about it?!
she's becoming way too disgusting to look at.
'greed.!
so kitkat - your search for a new avatar is over. congrats!
Vanity Fair is just whores it up for the celebs
Your brilliant sometimes co-collaborator (love the Animal pics so far!) 14 still has the ultimate Nicole Richie w/huge glasses sendup tho - The Fly:
http://
galleryoftheabsurd.typepa...brundle_cr.html
It's awfully mean but unfortunately right on the button.
wait is the Nicole Richie story in the VF with Anderson Cooper on the cover?
She has some serious body perception problems
Richard | 05.11.06 - 12:35 pm | #
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Yes, Her licence was revoked. She did a stint in rehab also...for Heroine
Bitch if you stop using sunglasses big as dumbells, you wouldn't be working out your nose so much and it wouldn't be all buffed up and roidy.
prico so true!
A new nose doesn't mean she'll be able to snort more coke. I'm sorry she probably doesn't snort coke, she probably just likes to smell it.
Oh man... kitkat, I thought your avatar was Tom bleeding from a head gunshot wound... Now I'm disappointed.
She should get one of those noses that opens automatically when you double click the button on your keychain. Like my car's trunk.
i think her sunglasses only stay on her face because they SINK into her nose and whats left of her cheekbones.
i'm SO not a fan of JACKIE fucking O glasses personally
I wish she would understand that her heritage and features are beautiful.
Nicole - Sally Jessy called, she needs her sunglasses back. Seriously do these girls have stylists?
another Nicole Richie red sunglasses pic, but it reminds me of the Olsens
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/...ized/
nicole.jpg
Yes, these girls have a stylist, and she's a cokewhore named Rachel Zoe!
"drez her problem won't be a deviated septum, it'll be a giant gaping HOLE in her septum!
scout | 05.11.06 - 12:27 pm | # "
I actually think the giant gaping hole is in her brain!!!
she needs to shut up and only open her mouth to eat some real food...
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 05.11.06 - 12:59 pm | #
LOL I just want to smack the shit out of your avatar!
don't worry Nicole, you're not alone. I hate you too!
Those sunglasses look like those kind they give away as prizes at amusement parks. Just plain fug. And her nose is perfectly fine.
i wonder what happened to her dogs, she prolly got bored with them and sent em to dog heaven
She couldn't go under anesthesia - she'd croak
Kitkat....smack away!!
What is wrong with these girls? Why did no one ever take the time to tell them that they don't have to be perfect? No one is! There's no such thing since everyone see's perfection differently.
Maybe Nicole and I would get along....I hate her too! 
What's wrong with her nose. Does she need one she can fit more coke in?
it's the same shape as justin timberlake's nose!
That's just what the world would need. One more cookie cutter Hollywood blonde.
What a liar. She has already had a nose job.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.co...ves/
005561.html
can everybody please lay off this poor girl for five minutes?
I agree with Just Me....if she thinks her nose is bad, then she must have BDD.
Anyway, I thought she already HAD a nose job. Her nose as a teen was much wider. I think she's a very pretty girl. I saw her in person and thought she was beautiful. I love her style- EXCEPT for the big glasses. Those I hate on evertyone.
she needs to go in for some hair plugs... she's got a major receding hairline going on there
personally, her hooked nose always bugs me.
She wears those glasses to make her nose look smaller.
ATTENTION BITCHES!!!!
She had her nosejob already! Am I the only one who noticed that?
Compare face photos from a year ago. Bitch thinks she's slick. Her old nose was hooked and almost touched her lip.
Look at that pic again...how is she seriously under the age of 40? Hell, even 30??
Yeah, when you starve yourself into final-stage anorexia, it makes your nose and ears look big. If she put on a little weight, the proportions would be fine. Now what? She's going to start chiseling on bone because you can't diet that away? Intervention, Lionel, STAT!
I know a crusty old realtor in my area who is 60-odd but looks 80 cos she's a three-pack a day smoker with the smoker's voice (gravelly etc) and she has worn those exact weird sunglasses since day dot...she's know around town for wearing those glasses rain or shine, day or night...so i busted my arse laughing when anorexic nicole ritche (what exactly is her talent again?) started rocking them....she's such a try hard fashion fucktard
Didn't she already have a nose job? I think there are before and after pics on awfulplasticsurgery.com ...or maybe goodplasticsurgery.com.
by nose job does she mean her cuurent nose is eaten away from the blow she snorts, and it's a miracle the giant shades are staying on her face because her nose could implode at any time...
"current"
she has the worlds cutest nose. she needs to stop trying to be paris hilton. i feel sorry for the mind drip paris mustve put on that girl. NICOLE UR BEAUTIFUL stop trying to look like a typical hollywood bimbo.
I like Nicole a lot more than Paris. At least Nicole doesn't make free porno movies and is STD-free by all accounts. Pais has got herpes so bad that she'd have to flea dip herself in a 55-gallon drum of Clorox to just stop the itching. But Nicole needs to stop with the starvation diet already. Gain 15 pounds,honey! Here, have some of my extra weight. Heaven knows that I don't need it. She'd be attractive if we couldn't see her spine and ribs.
It's okay to hate yourself Nicole, because I hate you even more.
Of COURSE she hates her nose! It is the only part of her body that is three-dimensional!
All that coke did some damage, I suppose.
Her nose wouldn't look so huge if the rest of her face wasn't sunken-in.
drez her problem won't be a deviated septum, it'll be a giant gaping HOLE in her septum!
scout | 05.11.06 - 12:27 pm | #
Scout, you're right, she could end up like Danniella Westbrook if she's not careful:
http://freespace.virgin.net/
chav...ook_monster.jpg
WHAT???? Nicole Richie has body image issues??? You're kidding!!! I had no idea.
Slow celeb news day??
she hates herself because shes not paris.
This is Nicole six years ago. I think she's had a lot done already.
http://xs100.xs.to/xs100/06195/n...95/
nicholer.jpg
She needs a facejob because that bitch is UUUUGLY.
She's already had at least one nose job, is she trying to trick us into thinking that she didn't? Nice try. Her current nose is very nice, but this is a woman who clearly hates her appearance and sadly enough, I wouldn't be surprised if she started slipping into Michael Jackson territory.
Dear Nicole,
Please don't get a nose job, your nose is just fine and nice. However, it's your ANOREXIC FIGURE and HUGE FLY GLASSES that's bothering us, so please, tuck into a buffet and get a fashion stylist.
mmm... cheese smothered, bbqed, roast beef sandwhich.....
She is a size 000 and she wants everyone to look at her nose?? Obviously she has already tackled that problem years ago.
That's really a touch of genius to say this is an issue with her thou. It takes the attention away from the really serious area of concern, her eating disorder.
Between Teri Hatcher singing love sonnets about her nips, and Nicole looking for perfection in her nose, it really shows how much these celebs obsessed about their bodies. It's a shame that everyone wants a face and body that's created with a knife.
fug.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
She is a liar. It's obviously that she had already a nose job (at least one!).
Formerly she had such a big nose!
Poor thing. Perez Hilton calls her Baby Zahara - which is really wrong cause Zahara is bigger than Nicole now.
Leave your nose alone girlfriend! Stop trying to be a white girl!
When you think allday long about yourself and noone else and live on your own planet than one day you have to start hating yourself.Thats the drama of those Hollywoodkids.
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