Probably have some hidden messege being said while the pictures are being shown...
If we all shit ourselves and empty our bank accounts at the same time and donate it to the church of scientology well I have a hunch we might have been fucked with.
I'm kinda scared to see that baby
how did ellen score that? - who reveals their baby on daytime tv - he might as well do it on tyra or maury
ooh - i hope ellen hits him with a comment the way she did lindsay! I totally will be disappointed if she simply sucks up...
Look into her eyes and your mind turns into jello!
that kiss is so unfelt
just me-
what did ellen say to lindsay?
I would yell FAG! when he walked out.
Guess I would be thrown out though.
I wonder if he will slowly stop mentioning Katie (KATE) altogether now. Now that he has his alien baby Katie can just mysteriously disappear.
he doesn't even look like he's participating in that kiss
meh
Good thing he's not using the baby for publicity or anything.
Is it me or does he look like he's making a grocery list in his head while that kiss is going on?
would yell FAG! when he walked out.
Guess I would be thrown out though.
Tushkin | 05.11.06 - 12:40 pm | #
Hahahaahha, but then he would probably pounce on you.
Ceni | 05.11.06 - 12:41 pm |
See no Katie, hear no Katie and then there will be no Katie.
i fucking hate TOM 'must die' CRUISE, but will watch to see the pictures...remember people
CHILDREN AND ANIMALS do not pick their parents/owners!
fo sho - IT IS KATE NOW. KATE IS A CHILD BEARING, ABLE-TO-BE-BRAINWASHED WOMAN.
jeeze....
So, what DID she say to Lindsay? Lay off the coke and rough sex? You look like you're 50? 19 year olds don't need botox? what?
first Shitney on Letterman with her announcement and now the baby picture on Ellen??! What the fuck?
per tang yesterday:
Did anyone see Ellen D. this morning? They were talking about gambling, and Ellen asked her if she ever did, and Ho said "Ellen, I'm too young to gamble!" All shocked and everything. And Ellen shot back with, "You're too young to drink, too" with a 'and that hasn't stopped you' tone. It was SOOOO funny.
Tang Wei Dong | 05.10.06 - 5:28 pm | #
what did lidsay say when ellen said that?
just me | Homepage | 05.10.06 - 5:33 pm | #
just me, Lindsay's freckles turned red and she opened her mouth and did one of her screams (she had about three of them during the interview) when Ellen said that. She just had that look on her face like she knew she was busted. And Ellen had a push-up contest with her, too. It was funny.
Tang Wei Dong | 05.10.06 - 5:37 pm | #
sounds delicious - i gotta get a you tube of it...
he's going on ellen to do this for 2 reasons:
1.) he owes it to a fellow homosexual
and...
2.) if he sold the pictures of his daughter, he would seem even more heartless and callous than he already does. he's probably pissed about losing the million dollar deal, but it'll save him millions in damage control.
I hope he brings her so that the pictures of her won't be worth as much!!
he looks like a cold fish...
no feeling whatsoever! ugh!
hey squash....go watch it at thesuperficial.com!
tushkin but wouldnt it be sooooooooo worth it?
Penis Sophia | 05.11.06 - 12:44 pm |
Oh noes! *crouching, waiting for Xenu's lightning bolt*
I bet it's going to be a picture from RENT-A-BABY..
1.) he owes it to a fellow homosexual
TIM!!!! STFO!!!!!
I'm laughin' too hard here!!!
tim - point # 2 is a good one...unless he gives the money to charity but really he'd have to donate it to the "church" and that would piss everyone off so, yeah back to doing it for free...good point.
katie gets $5,000 every time she kisses that asshat. i'llbetcha
Can that kiss be any less passionate or loving?
Maybe Tommy boy is trying to convert and cure Ellen.
Can that kiss be any less passionate or loving?
Mousie von Smartass | 05.11.06 - 12:50 pm | #
I think that Katie is into the kiss w/her eyes being closed and Tom is looking to make sure it looks good. I think she does love him but SO NOT FUCKING sure about Tom for her...tis a shame
Christ, look at that passion he has for the woman who just had his child..
fo sho--
I was thinking the same--he failed with Oprah so he set his sights on Ellen
I'm still waiting for someone to collect DNA samples off him & get that baby tested - I will NEVER be convinced it's his until that happens
Maury can do it, or A&E has lots of DNA related shows
you can't convert ellen, she's Super Dyke! he better step off.
Believe me,I'm too old to give a shit or get scared of him.I would SO do it but I know that show is being pre taped not a Friday live taping.
He makes me want to spit up without even trying.
it looks like he's saying "make this quick bitch -you're grossing me out"
katie gets $5,000 every time she kisses that asshat. i'llbetcha
pageantgal
Yeah, her part of the contract states that her job is to work him like a slurpee. Like Maxwell House, good to the last drop.
Since I wont be there i would also add...hey dickwad...where is ROBOT KATIE??is she DRUGGED?
Wheres the pillow?
ok,now I'm pushin it
Tom...you are NOT! the father...
what is turkey baster. Alex, beards for 10.
scientologists love Ellen, don't know why... She's deep into Portia's fully deployed cooter, and nobody's getting her out of that spider hole any time soon.`
is Portia a scientologist?
I don't think so... she wouldn't be an outted lesbian.
Did anyone see Dateline last Sunday when they showed Tom at a press conference say.....when someone in Hollywood has a problem,they call me?
When someone is in trouble...they call me?
Fucking unbelievable.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 12:54 pm | #
If I was a lesbian, I'd be "deep into Portia's fully deployed cooter" too, she's HOT!
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 12:57 pm | #
oh that's right, otherwise she'd already be "cured"
I say we get a collection together for Tushkin's legal fees so he/she can raid Ellen
I loves me some Ellen.
Tom Cruise is so fucking creepy, I feel like I have bugs crawling on my skin!
Oh wait. That's the crank. Silly moi.
Kitkatwoman: TOM I have a problem!
Tom Cruise: OH WOW YES I CAN HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT! Tell me your problem!
Kitkatwoman: My problem is a SEVERE DEEPLY IMBEDDED HATRED of someone. Do I tell them or do I keep it to myself?
Tom Cruise: ________________
what would tom say? fill in the blank!
sunny
He failed with Oprah because Oprah doesn't worship, she is worshipped. You know for some people, Oprah is their religion.
Anyway, we know Tom can't cure Ellen. The thing is that Tom's ego makes him think he can. 
Tushkin--yeah I saw that debacle--talk about living in a dream world---who the fuck does he help?
Tom: Donate $5000 and I'll tell you!
fo sho --exactly OPrah's already her own religion
Hallowed are the Oprah...
what would tom say? fill in the blank!
kitkatwoman | 05.11.06 - 12:59 pm |
Don't be glib. I know the meaning of Severe Deeply Imbedded Hatred.
my girls are 9 & 10 and love Oprah and ask to DVR it, so I have to watch it before they do for the show content & subject matter.
I loved when they went thru Oprahs old hairstyles, i was rolling & had tears.
who the fuck does he help?
sunny
The poolboy, when the zipper just won't come down.
My dream date would be to see Star & Al have dinner with Tom & Katie AT the Ivy!
See Katie get drunk and out of control.
jennifer
I loathe Tom and will never pay to see a movie with him in it.
Me either! NEVER! (ok, shit. yes, I did pay to see War of the Worlds....*sigh*)
maybe ellen payed him in dick?
Thriller is on MTV hits channel now, LOL, i almost miss the old Michael Jackson.............ALMOST
"'Cause this is THRILLER...
Thriller night!"
*kick* *shuffle* *moonwalks*
Oh I DEFINATELY mis the old Michael Jackson. He was fucking brilliant! *grabs crotch, spins*
It would be awesome if it really were his baby whose pictures he's showing.... Probably adopted some kid whose got red hair and blue eyes and looks nothing like them. LOL - I still don't believe he knocked Katie up or that she was ever pregnant.
I know! If only Joseph Jackson hadn't fingered him as a child...
Did anyone see Dateline last Sunday when they showed Tom at a press conference say.....when someone in Hollywood has a problem,they call me?
Tushkin | 05.11.06 - 12:57 pm | #
Is Tom Cruise the head of The Gay Mafia??
omg SMOOTH CRIMINAL by Michael Jackson is on now too!
OMG its a MJ day!
omgggggggggggggggggggggg
I love that video... *tilts forward*
youve been hit by a smoooooooooooth criminal.......(i'm giggling)
I always wondered what the hell was this song about... was he reciting the 6 o'clock news? Unsolved Mysteries? Reading Stephen King?
Supposedly, Tom had this message for Katie, er, um, sorry, Kate while he's away: No Sugar Near Suri. He's demanded she avoid eating sugar in front of Suri, because "babies can smell it and detect it."
Supposedly, Tom had this message for Katie, er, um, sorry, Kate while he's away: No Sugar Near Suri. He's demanded she avoid eating sugar in front of Suri, because "babies can smell it and detect it."
jennifer | 05.11.06 - 1:30 pm | #
so basically he's confirming what we all know... baby's a fucking alien!!!!
Wouldn't it be funny if Tom says on some interview that he's allergic to nuts???? just saying.
Vanina: I can't help it but think of your name as...Vanaina. don't ask me, I'm weird.
Don't feed it after midnight... and don't get it wet.
Daya!!!! i just spilled my cup of coffee
all over myself!!!!LMAO!!!!
It's like a Vanilla-flavoured Vagina= Vanaina.
allergic to nuts???
Daya
I peed!
Vanaina beans, lol
The Rent-a-Baby will make its appearance! WHAT MOTHER LEAVES HER THREE WEEK OLD TO FLY TO NYC from LA? No One!
The Publicity Stunt Baby is about to be unveiled!!!
When asked where the human rental was, Katie in NYC said, "she's home".
Fuh-reak!
if you look directly at the baby you'll turn to stone!!!
Gosh, you people are cracking me up!!! it's all right, i don't mind!!!14 years ago i used to be teased to death with that idiotic vanilla ice singer with everybody calling me vanina ice... among other things...
in real life i get to be called Vani and a little time ago my daughter started calling me "La Vanina" which i totally hated it!!!
Vanaina sound sooooooooooooo exotic!!!!
concerning my vagina, i never tasted myself so i couldn't tell if it's vanilla flavored.
i should ask my husband tonight!!!
these two have got to be the worst actors EVER! At least Rock Hudson fooled most people for a long time...
i'm telling ya, he got the baby in germany while he was there that week before the 'birth'
I love it Vanina 
It truly is the end of the world. Pitt Jolie are sitting quietly not driving the world nuts, J-lo is a grey haired old married lady, Heath Ledger/Michelle, Paltrow/Martin, Affleck Garner - just quietly being parents and Tom Asshat keeps going and going and going. And you people keep watching and watching and watching.
Vanaina beans, lol
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.11.06 - 1:44 pm | #
Prico, i wouldn't mind at all if you call me like that looking at me the way you do in your avatar!!!!
The alien is locked in the basement with the other 2 kids. Hence why KATE is right next to his side.
prico, WHO IS THAT IN YOUR AV?!!!!
He's pissed because Brooke and her family took his PEOPLE spot, so he has to do this!
http://people.aol.com/people/
art...1193264,00.html
GO YANKEES 
So what happened to the alien...er, baby's name??? does Suri means anything at all?? or she was supposed to be named Sara and somehow dyslexic Tom screwed it up???
that kiss looks totally fake...can't he at least pucker up? or is that against scientology too...what a douche bag.
If he had let the baby make her debut in a mall in No Man's Land, USA, I would have been overjoyed at the final nail in the coffin of his career. He would have gone to the land of Tiffany and the other mall circuit celebs.
How pathetic can Hollywood be, when they go to a scientologist for help?
Did Tommie convince them their therapists are no good? So they go to one who dumps his wife before their tenth yr anniversary. One who interviews several actresses for the role of his girlfriend, then grabs a naive younger woman who used to dream about being his wife; and now she looks, off camera, like she's closer to his age.
Will Ellen be brave enough to ask him directly if Suri is his natural child;i.e. created from his sperm? Of course not. He has more industry power than she does!
He will not have the baby there. He will show pictures that were taken a couple of months ago when the baby was actually three weeks old. That kid won't make a public appearance until 8 - 10 months when you can't tell she was born wayyyy before the announcement.
That kiss has all the heat of an ice cube! He thinks he's such a great actor, yet he can't feign passion of any kind.
And what is with this stuff about Nicole Kidman saying she still loves him? She is so successful on her own, or is it some lingering condition of their marriage, er, arrangement.
You know the viewing of Suri is going to be like the ending of "Rosemary's Baby" -- "what happened to its eyes??????!!!!!!!"
When Kate Coyne of Good Housekeeping went to meet Tom Cruise at Le Mondrian in L.A., she and he had a good laugh over the fact that everybody in Hollywood seems to refer to this place redundantly as "the Le Mondrian hotel." And, he has a sense of humor about himself, too. During the interview Kate ragged Tom about the infamous Oprah couch-jumping bit. Tom laughed and said, "You want it? Here it is!" He then jumped up and down on the couch in the hotel room. He sat back down, laughing heartily.
Ms. Coyne didn't think she would see Katie Holmes, but at the end of the interview, the then-largely expectant future Mrs. Cruise appeared suddenly at the suite door. Instead of saying "hello" or anything pedestrian like that, Katie just entered, looked at Tom and said, fervently, "I love you." He rushed into her arms.
i heard her say, on her show yesterday, that she was hoping he would bring katie and suri on.
i doubt it though. jmo.
much as i want to see if suri has antenas (sp) coming out of her head, i cannot watch anything with cruise on it....
Other sites predicted that Tommie would show pics of Suri, in the second wk of the release of MI3 if the grosses aren't up to expectations. After all, he has to show TCoS the money!
mikki, that's what I think, too. I heard the baby is MONTHS, not weeks, old. Then when she's a little older and can make public appearances without everyone being able to really tell her age, he will say she is SOOO advanced for her age due to Scientology.
EWhhhh! i can feel he's mind control through those lips...
MMM, I love it when you kiss me Jake er, um I mean Kate.
am i the only bitter person in the world that hates hates HATES celebrity baby blog?
The baby is going to look like every other baby that was ever born. All babies that age look like knees.
Oh, he already said on some show that she was REALLY strong for a baby of her age and she was trying to sit up or something. Vomm.
she was REALLY strong for a baby of her age and she was trying to sit up or something. Vomm.
Tang Wei Dong | 05.11.06 - 4:41 pm |
Dang, where'd he get that baby from? Krypton?
i hate him, i hate him,hate him. hate him hate em,hate em,hate em, he is a fucken cock sucking asshole!
For once it looks like TOM doesn't want to kiss "Kate". Maybe that's just how they look when they're in a "loving" embrace...
Oh, he already said on some show that she was REALLY strong for a baby of her age and she was trying to sit up or something. Vomm.
Tang Wei Dong | 05.11.06 - 4:41 pm | #
oh wow, a superbaby! not even a month old and she's already trying to sit up. aren't babies supposed to learn how to crawl first? nice story, tommy!
I really want to see a photo of Kate kissing some other dude.
Oh, he already said on some show that she was REALLY strong for a baby of her age and she was trying to sit up or something. Vomm.
Tang Wei Dong | 05.11.06 - 4:41 pm | #
She'll probably be crawling in a few weeks just to get away from his ass.
GODDAMN I HATE THAT FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I'm fine now, lol.
I can tell he would just utterly gross me out in the sack. Someone mentioned the "dead fish" kiss & he would probably be all limp and womanly & trying to fake it like one of his movies-ughhhhhhhh!!!! YUK!
He probably has "Kate" convinced she is the unattractive one-hahaha!
Aww I bet she's adorable.
cue desperate visual search for anything in that baby that might prove Tom is the father...I just hope poor Suri doesn't inherit that nose.
Eeeeeek!
The baby is trying to sit up so she can get back to her mother ship. Even the alien realizes Tom is a Tool.
Moist "He has his father's eyes..."
From now I expect we will be hearing Tom going on about every single developmental step this child is making (years ahead of schedule of course!)
She'll be doing cartwheels, and rotating the tires on the car in a few months.
Eyes Wide Open, yuck! If you look closely behind his shades you can see that Tom's eyes are open. This really creeps me out.
What does she have in her hand? it looks like the same instrument they used in Men In Black to erase your memory. Maybe he brainwashed her to use it on herself every time she has to have any physical contact with him (vomits)
What does she have in her hand? it looks like the same instrument they used in Men In Black to erase your memory.
Cammie | 05.12.06 - 12:11 am | #
Shit, it DOES look like that, lmao. That would explain everything.
she's kissing him.. he's just a blob posed..
http://www.xenu.net/archive/
mult...multimedia.html
Hubbards own voice and words. Prepare to be amazed!.....
Someone, your post perfectly illustrates the fact that most people forget about L Ron Hubbard. He was a science fiction writer who invented this "religion". These 'Attack from Planet 9" comments bring this point across beautifully. Thanks for the link!
Geeze what a nutcase!!
Very welcome! I totally agree with you there. The more info people know, the better. I say.
Yessiree, he is a total whackjob.
Can somebody please tell me why the Mother Ship has not picked these idiots up yet? SO SICK AND TIRED OF THEIR SORRY ASSES!
I've seen Suri pics, she looks very dark. Maby Suri suffers from a skin disorder, like Michael Jackson. Kate Holmes should be happy to be a house slave with Tommy Girl. I wonder when Rob Thomas comes "out" to his & Katie's place? Poor Suri, will be living an oblivion....
ALL HAIL LORD XENU!
Tom Cruise is still alive? DAMN!
The power of XENU!
I want to add to what "someone" posted earlier
http://www.xenu.net/archive/
mult...multimedia.html
Hubbard
http://www.xenutv.com/us/nightline.htm
David Miscavige. This guy is the current head of scientology. listen if you want to see the con man in action. How can anyone follow this twerp?
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