Gravatar For once I agree with the lush, I want Elliot to win!


Gravatar i want him to win as well.

Also? He is hot as fuck.


Gravatar "I feel like I changed the face of the competition by making America wake up and see the talent that Elliott possesses."

So, I take it that he's hung?


Gravatar wasn't Spellbound a perfume?


Gravatar By the by...Spellbound was the shit!

I KNOW! "Rush, rush. Hurry hurry lover come to me!"


Gravatar i'm with crazy. i want elliott to win too.


Gravatar Hiya Jennifer.

Paula is a complete twit.Cant stand her turn to comment on the show.Simon should cover her mouth to save us all from her drunken stupor.


Gravatar Paula and her cooter need to go away. I hope she falls off a bus.


Gravatar Uhm.... picture looks kwel...kind like somthing out of the laberinth.
But damn she is a greta functioning drunk.
I can't wait for the AI she thorws up on the judges table.


Gravatar "I want Elliot to win" ...in Paula talk means, "I want Elliot to win over my cooter snaps. Meet me in my dressing room Elliot, I will pour hot wax on you, suck on your toes and let the midnight oil run all night long!!"


Gravatar i seriously cannot wait until this SHIT goes away.


Gravatar Team Elliot.


Gravatar Shit, I'd hit it. Hard. And then have him sing for me.


Gravatar Rush rush with Keanu in the video?


Gravatar here here Morticia!


Gravatar i wouldn't hit that shit for fear of my life!! he might go to nibble on my neck and fuckin "accidentally" chew through my aeorta (sp?)!

get that grill fixed, bitch!


Gravatar Morticia!


Gravatar Rush rush with Keanu in the video?
Tabatha | 05.12.06 - 11:20 am |

Oh yes, Tabatha, you know it!


Gravatar I'd pay a million dollars to hear what Simon REALLY thinks of Paula and her "career".

I want Kat to win


Gravatar Tabatha - yeah! Loved me some vintage Keanu!!


Gravatar OMG get out of the city! Keanu in Rush Rush???




Gravatar Ellllioooottt (best ET voice)


Gravatar paula, you have not changed the face of the competition. if anything, you have now made it acceptable to be plastered on national television.


Gravatar "I want Elliot to win" ...in Paula talk means, "I want Elliot to win over my cooter snaps. Meet me in my dressing room Elliot, I will pour hot wax on you, suck on your toes and let the midnight oil run all night long!!"
KeLL | 05.12.06 - 11:19 am |

More like she'd pass out with her cooter all splayed out, barf all over the place then shit on Elliot's peen.


Gravatar spellbound was one of the first cd's i ever bought (coming out of the cassette tape era!) i loves it! vibeology... that v-i-b-e-ology. i am definitely rooting for elliot now that chris is out!


Gravatar Is she on pills or likker or both?


Gravatar I want Kat to win
Shell = Bender's Bitch | 05.12.06 - 11:22 am |

Please Please Please tell me you're kidding. I can't stand that arrogant $scietologist twat.


Gravatar Hell yeah that was Keanu....and great dead line delivery in that video I might add....


Gravatar She's a trainwreck, fun to watch really.
I wonder if Simon's sorry he ever gave her a 'voice', and put her in millions of homes each week.


Gravatar Keanu was hot in that video..


Gravatar OMG Kat's a scientologist. I forgot.

YES I was kidding!!!!

Please let me redeem myself for that ignorant remark!

Taylor would be the better Idol! At least he's normal


Gravatar I think she makes great TV too. I want Elliot to win too. And someone needs to get Taylor some phenobarbitol for his epilepsy...


Gravatar the 'lack of charm' bracelet. how appropriate.


Gravatar Funny that TMZ labels that clip from London,no British accents,and California license plates on cars.
Cheerio!


Gravatar I sooo agree, SPELLBOUND was one fucking hot album! Much better than her first disc, but unfortunately it didn't connect with the public and she was on the downslide. My fave tracks: Rock House, Spellbound, the infamous Vibeology (can we get a vid of her performing this at the '91 MTV VMAs? So tragic!), U, My Foolish Heart, and Blowing Kisses.

TRIVIA: Keanu Reeves once said in an interview that doing the Rush, Rush video was the only choice in his acting career that he regretted taking. (what a bitch!)

Finally, I'll be so glad when this American Idol shit is finally over! I don't watch it and people act like this fucking shit is the most important thing going on in the world. Sad. Also I really hope Elliott loses. I live in his hometown and he is here today and they're treating him like the fucking King of England or something.


Gravatar Shell = Bender's Bitch | 05.12.06 - 11:28 am | #

Whew!! *resumes breathing*

I kind of want Elliott to win now that Chris is gone, but I'll be okay with Taylor too - as long as it is not Kat.


Gravatar Paula is dickmatized. Paula loves her some dick any dick will do.


Gravatar i love that she takes credit for people enjoying his singing.
WWPAD?
i like his voice, and i love that he looks like an american werewolf in american idol, and i love the bear trap he has in his mouth.
BA-CHOMP!
team elliot!
happy friday!
*explodes*


Gravatar KAt needs to seriously be kicked the fuck off of there. Scientologists took over those phone lines last week with their crazy ass mind power.


Gravatar Memo to Paula: STFO!


Gravatar Spellbound?!? I prefer her first album and the remixed one. But I do love "Vibeology"! I'm in a funky way...


Gravatar Paula Abdul hit some new lows with Spellbound in terms of videos. "Rush Rush" with Keanu was so embarassing (altho he should be more embarassed about his acting in serious movies like "Dracula" and "Dangerous Liasions".) Remember "Promised of a New Day" when they had to stretch out the screen so Paula didn't look so fat? Ouch

Oh yea, American Idol still sucks. THis is the worst top 3 since Fantasia "Flappy" Burrito, Diana DePorky and Aloha Can't-Sing were the last 3.


Gravatar Rush rush with Keanu in the video?
Tabatha | 05.12.06 - 11:20 am | #

OMG---I STILL get all mushy, fuzzy, gooey, and starry-eyed just thinking about it. The Rebel W/O a Cause remake.
*swoon!*


Gravatar KAt needs to seriously be kicked the fuck off of there. Scientologists took over those phone lines last week with their crazy ass mind power.
Anon2/Fancy | 05.12.06 - 11:34 am | #

Good morning, Sweet Thang! And, Prico...seeing your butt just made my Friday!


Gravatar Fantasia "Flappy" Burrito, Diana DePorky and Aloha Can't-Sing

i love these pseudonyms.
especially, "aloha can't sing"
LOL.
i am high on whitney huston, this morning, or something!!!
FRIDAY!
*kegels*


Gravatar "I feel like I changed the face of the competition by making America wake up and see the talent that Elliott possesses." Which means in Paula talk..."America, Elliot possesses a big one, if you know what I mean!! And he knows how to use it!! Unlike, Chris..and he like painkillers and possess a sense in good alcohol...like Boones Farm."


Gravatar I think Elliott should win as well. For once let the underdog who deserves to win actually win.


Gravatar KeLL: I suspect that Elliot is packin serious heat down there. He looks so...Cro-Magnon. Meanwhile you knew Ace had a tiny dick.

"Vibeology"? Holy shit! dumbest song ever. "Horny horns!!!"


Gravatar does anyone know exactly what is wrong with her?


Gravatar I actually felt drunk just watching that video.


Gravatar Ummmm, why would she want Elliot when she is still screwing that hottie Dante. When she was in NY last week he was with her. And by the way his hands were on her ass I'd say he's still hitting that. From pics that were posted way back Dante is very well endowed and gives her all that she can handle.


Gravatar After watching that video it occurs to me that Paula has a new way of getting rid of paparazzi for good: Boring the shit out of them by blathering on and on about herself!


Gravatar Lush.


Gravatar holy shit, I thought that picture was a picture of Prince, not Paula.


Gravatar Elliott sounded immense last week. His sound is incredible.


Gravatar what will paula do when ai goes away...she is a crazy loon...


Gravatar Remember "Promised of a New Day" when they had to stretch out the screen so Paula didn't look so fat? Ouch

-------------------------------------

More importantly, does anyone remember when In Living Color did a spoof of the video and called it "Promise of a Thin Me?" That is the only reason I remember that video at all.


Gravatar "I feel like I changed the face of the competition by making America wake up and see the talent that Elliott possesses."

Yes, it's all about you again isn't it Paula? That being said, Go Elliott!


Gravatar Lush,lush.

Hurry, hurry baby!..........

Lush, lush......


Gravatar She wants Elliot to win because, like her, he most resembles a character from Lord of The Rings - he is Golem, she is Frodo - hairy feet and all...


Gravatar I agree with Simon that Katherine tends to get "screechy" during rock numbers. I winced when she tried to sing Elvis.


Gravatar I want to see Elliott win too, but that bitch cannot take credit for waking up America! Bitch is crazy. His voice woke us up. Shit, she is nuts.


Gravatar I think "Vibeology" is about her collection of vibrators. Well, I like to THINK so.


Gravatar I will take credit if Elliot wins. I've been screaming about him since day one. Paula just wants to make Elliot her official 2006 American Idol conquest. Not that I blame her.


Gravatar where's paula's man..it thought he was to rid paula of her crazy...


Gravatar She's really drunk.


Gravatar Of course she wants Elliott. He's a nice guy who would at least put up with her for a couple of weeks before dumping her old boozehound ass.


Gravatar PISSED!


Gravatar They all suck, But Elliot is a hottie. But they all suck! Paris was the best singer.

They suck this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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