the cow ripped her dress crossing through the barbed wire.... mooriah....
First!
damn that bitch was hot back in the day!
i love her singing!
Vision of Love is such a good album! But her chest is a lot bigger now.
Delusional bitch! AND she's looking TIRED: check out the baggage under her eyes.
i always thought Mimi's boobs were real!!!
I can't belive they are fake!
what happened to her - look at her arm what is the red stuff?
She used to be so hot. Now she's just a hot mess. Dress looks like sausage casing.
say something nice:
she's got a pretty face
Jennifer: sausage casing 
my sentiments prezactly!
oh snap! she got that at the $5.99 dress barn!! they must have been having a twofer special. be on the lookout for the 2nd dress. coming to dlisted soon.
i forgot how thin she used to be
WOw when you hold those pics next to each other damn....yeah that's all i got to say is DAMN.
she was hott back in the day.
by the way, i have to share my happy moment of the day.
i got ten gallons of free gas from a radio station
woot.
i pulled in and they pumped
i got ten gallons of free gas from a radio station
woot.
i pulled in and they pumped
Opinionatedwon | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:27 am |
Holla! Congrats. I only get 5% cashback from my Discover card if I use it to purchase gas. 
I read somehwere she has specially trained moths that live in her closets and eat her dresses in just the right places for her...
she was the prettiest girl I had ever seen in 1990.
Why is she always trying to rock the slutty look.She looks truly ridiculous in this get up.
look in a mirror Mariah! I don't care how big she is, just pick something flattering!
Ugh, she needs a stylist... Maybe she and Britney could split the cost???
And why did she need a boob job anyway, she wasn't exactly flat before....
And why did she need a boob job anyway, she wasn't exactly flat before....
Dana | 05.12.06 - 11:30 am | #
because she's an insecure trainwreck who decided to "liberate" herself from her exhubby by turning into a ghetto ho.
i think mariah and i need to break up...just like i dumped britney...*sigh*
She been shopping at the Piggly Wiggly for clothes, again?
I thought Andre Leon Talley was supposed to de-trash her? Did he give up?
Alayna you gonna be ok? She's not good enough for you!
i got ten gallons of free gas from a radio station
woot.
i pulled in and they pumped
Opinionatedwon | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:27 am |
now THAT is some hot shit. I'm praying I get paid tonight at midnight, cuz I have 14 bucks to my name...that won't cover beer AND gas!
scout | 05.12.06 - 11:33 am | #
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yes...i'll make it somehow...WHERE'S MY BEN N JERRY'S?!
katiescarlett | 05.12.06 - 11:29 am
You guys are killing me this morning.
haha. i was on E and i didn't know how i was going to go anywhere for work today until i got paid!
That's a cassette tape scan - HA. LOVE IT!
Morticia | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:34 am | #
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buy the beer. hopefully my check will cover the clubfest me and my girls are going on tomorrow!
Where does she get that shit?
haha. i was on E and i didn't know how i was going to go anywhere for work today until i got paid!
Opinionatedwon | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:36 am | #
is it wrong to take money for gas out of my hubby's wallet while he's asleep? it was only 10 bucks...
Why oh why doesn't someone tell Mariah she needs to stop dressing like a hooch?
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 05.12.06 - 11:38 am | #
i say... if his wallets not on him, its fair game =0P
I've got a 360 mile trip today. My sister asked if we were taking my car. I told her i thought her daughter would be more comfortable in theirs!
buy the beer. hopefully my check will cover the clubfest me and my girls are going on tomorrow!
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 05.12.06 - 11:37 am |
I know!! my fiance and i are goin out to the Big D tomorrow night and I HAVE to get paid so I can live it up!! ...and believe me - w/ that 14 bucks, I will definitely buy the beer and simply hope my car can limp home on fumes. 
I think of she reduced her boob size she would not look as trashy. It doesn't help that she sticks her ass out when she poses. Okay, okay the dress does not help either. Is it from Norma Kamali's clearance rack? from 1998?
i say... if his wallets not on him, its fair game =0P
i agree... that's what he gets for being asleep when i go to work at the buttcrack of dawn...damn military
Why does she insist on that over straightened hair style to show off her ginormous forehead???
She is an egghead dressed like a sausage.
MMM breakfast.
That's my favorite Mariah album... Love Takes Time, Vanishing, You Need Me, Vision of Love... the memories.
Say something nice... love the shoes.
i'm not sure she's "big", she's just bizarre..
morticia...hopefully i won't have to buy my own drinks, thanks to my dead sexiness...wink!
That's my favorite Mariah album... Love Takes Time, Vanishing, You Need Me, Vision of Love... the memories.
i agree, prico! it was all good until she made that honey video.
I always wait until I'm on empty and then make my BDBF go fill my tank. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Her big ol Jersey hair was hot hot. Man, she was the shit back then!
Love Takes Time is my absolute favorite Mariah song!
alayna - are you in the military, or is your husband?
WOW! she was so natural and gorgeous when she first came out!
Mousie Carter von Fuckface | 05.12.06 - 11:45 am | #
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me too... and when i spend too much money on shit i don't need, and then can't afford gas, i make the puppydog face at my husband. totally foolproof.
to heal when you're hurtin so much....
fosho 
I love Vanishing... and The Wind, from the next album. I sing it a capella in the shower all the time.
I just don't know what happend to her face!
LOL, my ipod is playing "When You Believe" by Mariah and Whitney... How did they make it through that song without clawing each other's eyes out, I'll never know...
alayna - are you in the military, or is your husband?
Morticia | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:48 am | #
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i am. he was, but he got out because he had alot of problems with the military. i work in a hospital, and i have a desk job, which is why i spend so much time on here, and not doing any work! if they would give me an actual job, however...just 2 years left!!!!
...until you know the waaay it feels to Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...love that song!
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.12.06 - 11:50 am | #
lol, isn't that the song from Mulan or Pochahotas or The Lion King?
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 05.12.06 - 11:49 am - works every time. They fall for that look a LOT! And I drive an Escalade, too, dude. GUZZLER!
Alright, I gotta open a new window and youtube some stuff.
Mousie Carter von Fuckface | 05.12.06 - 11:53 am | #
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damn! how much $ does it cost to fill up your tank! i would loooove to drive an Escalade! The pearl colored one.
well, i thank both you and your husband, Alayna.
pageantgal | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:53 am | #
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that song is from some cartoon movie about egypt... i forget what it was called.
She must need to wear an oxygen mask at home because she spends so much time holding her breath to look as slim as possible.
morticia-you're welcome. if they would PAY more, it would be all good.
Alayna aka Aphrodite - mine is black. It can cost anywhere from $70.00 to $85.00 depending on where I get it. But I never really let is get to E, so that's not a true estimate.
YSL | 05.12.06 - 11:59 am | #
i wonder if you poked her with a needle, if she would pop like a balloon. or we could "dejuice" her like they did to violet bearugarde(sp) in willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
Alayna - i know what you mean. i was in for 5 years...but i have to say...as a single girl, it worked out pretty well. plus, the housing allowance for Key West is niiiiice.
Morticia | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 12:03 pm | #
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god, i bet. i'm in lovely boring lawton, oklahoma. Fort Sill. i had more money before we got married!ah....memory lane....my hubby and i met the very first day i got here!
Damn why do the ugly ones have such great fucking shoes!!!
*sigh*
Not a good look...
man!!!! she used to be so slender...and cute...
He clothes are always way too tight and too young for her. Even if she loses weight, she still looks like a fat pig. I wish she would go away--especially with her diva attitude.
Why doesn't her stylist (or even a friend) tell her she looks like a cheap HO?!
don't wear that dress again mariah..i can see the gwish of fat oozing out the sides.....
Alayna aka Aphrodite--
That song is from the movie The Prince of Egypt.
AA
god, she's a narcissistic pig. pathetic, really. there's no way in hell she's gonna be able to handle hitting forty.
Okay, I'm going to give her props. Do you guys realize that her dress falls to the knee. TO THE KNEE!!! I thank her that at least I don't have to look at her thighs. For once.
I'm sure we all agree that women are measured against an unobtainable standard of beauty. Yet, still we bash someone for gaining weight or don't like their outfit - not just disagree, but viciously bash. It's cruel and tells more about the insecure critic, than about the subject. It's worse when people of color, gays, and women are the perpetrators. You all are lemmings. Go jump off a cliff and spare the rest of us of your garbage.
^^
the straight white male in me thinks mariah's dress is fugly
Stupid cunt.
Jesus | 05.12.06 - 12:39 pm |
And you visit dlisted for what? Go post at oprah.com and spare dlisted your drivel.
Can we cut the ho some slack please? Bitch was fucking 19 when that picture was taken. She SHOULD be bigger now; she's a woman. I love that crazy bitch to death and have everything she's ever released, including Glitter. Yes, she's off her rocker and dresses like a ho but bitch can SANG.
I agree. Bitch can sing!
YSW!!?...first of all, your avatar is making me wet!
Second, Mimi needs to get a grip and quit dressing like a twelve-year-old hooker! Girl was hot back in the day...she just thinks she still is the "old Mimi"...grow up!
Poor thing is sucking in that tummy as hard as she can and she still looks like a queen.
I still get a lump in my throat when I hear "Vanishing".....
Does anyone else think that she didn't lose THAT much weight that the mags should be giving her so much press? I don't see much of a difference.
Then again, she could be a size 4, and would try and squeeze into size 2 dresses and still look fat.
I can't beleive she was ever that skinny
Ahhhh!!! Those were the days.
MK, this is where your Gay srews up your judgement. MC is HOT in that dress. And remember...."It's the dog who likes the bone----and the MAN who likes the meat!" And she be workin that dress.
face it Mariah.. your stylist hates you major big time!
Haters.
In her new pepsi commercial she looks pretty hot.
In her new pepsi commercial she looks pretty hot.
sweetcheeks | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 6:43 pm | #
Thanks to the good lighting and camera filters.
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HIT UP COLONEL SANDERS AND BETTY CROCKER BEFORE SHE WENT TO OPRAH'S
WHAT A SINGING MOOSE SHE IS....SHE ALWAYS WEARS BLACK SO SHE DOESNT HAVE TO DIET AND SHE CAN EAT LIKE A GLUTTONOUS PIG.
HEATHER TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK.
I don't even like her "howling at the moon going through several octaves" voice! AND she has never been know for being beautiful--she nothing but a fat pig that used her husband to get to the top & make money. What a ho! Needs to dress her age for a change. Where is her stylist?!?!?!?
whoa...she used to have a wonderful bod!
She used to have a really cute figure...now she's a raging bovine! MOOOOOO!
i miss the old mariah. sure she rocked the mini skirt too long but at least she didn't have those god awful cheek implants
she ALWAYS looks like HELL!!! her look hasn't changed from when she first came out in the 80's!!!
Mariah needs a good stylist, now.
Fucking gross!
Mariah = Fat Plastic Tranny
A good stylist won't save this fat cow. What Mariah needs is a supersize bag to cover herself before showing her fat ass in public.
She looks quite thin, but her boobs throw off her proportions.
Exactly what I was going to say Brandy Alexander. She needs to get those fake titties reduced and it would make her appear slimmer overall. She also needs to learn how to dress! She's not fat, I think she has a nice body but she just doesn't know how to work it.
Mariah needs to stop dressing like a 42nd street hooker!!!
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