LOVE HER! I WANNA SNORT LINES OF COKE OFF AN ERECT COCK WITH HER
That's sad. Everyone should watch porn.
1sttttttttttt
Then it's a good thing she's with Fat Boy Slim, huh?
Hey Ralphie....
Notttttttttttt
Ugh would be like having a fantasy about a third grader....
Ugh gives me the fucking willies.
Noni 
Porn is a must, Nicole.
FUCKING 1ST IDIOTS
porn is boring, and no i am no fucking cold frigid twat either...if you have to watch porn you need to buy an imagination.
Nicole should never get into a car accident, those airbags will blow her away 1-2-3.
oh forgot...Hope everyone has a great weekend!!!
Secretly hopes Angelina gives birth friggin soon too!
My birthday is 6/4 and I heard AJ is due the first week of June would be cool if on my b-day.
That bitch is lying!! Just like when she says she "can't gain weight"...
You know the bitch is lying. I'm surprised she never had a sex tape mysteriously appear out of no where.
GO YANKEES! 
I have nothing against porn, but I too, think Parasite's sex tape was "gross". maybe that's all she meant, I don't know.
I have nothing against porn, but I too, think Parasite's sex tape was "gross". maybe that's all she meant, I don't know.
nicole doesn't watch porn or eat...is there a connection?
And this is newsworthy because....
I want to hear what she ate yesterday!
I will say this though. I LOVE PORN!!!!
No shame in it. It's sex caught on video baby! Nothing hotter then sex what can I say.....
how would you know she cant handle handle 3 inches? have a 3 incher?
Old news. Plus what else is she supposed to say?
Who hasnt seen Paris' sex tape.Its boring and considering the kind of 'friends' they have been,Paris doesnt seem smart or logical enough to really care if Nicole watched or showed that tape.Its something else,this is just a printable answer to their falling out.
"and C- i'm not anorexic, and D- i'm not into drugs anymore..."
She doesn't watch porn, eat or do drugs just like my dirt star is a virgin.
She's lying, she watches it every night to get in the mood before AM comes over
adam must have bruises from hell after her bones dig into him when they have sex god just take one of those science skeletons and fuck it same effect....i like her but she needs to eat...i mean when your sunglasses become bigger then your face it means you're probably too fucking skinny.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.12.06 - 12:34 pm | #
I hear ya! Although, I could live without seeing a "facial" ever again, boooooring!
My dirt star loves butt plugs.
Parisite's tape was so stupid. And she sucks at blow jobs. No pun intended. She was way too conscious of the camera.
I don't watch porn, I make it... Oh I mean, who typed that?? Whats going on...
She doesn't watch porn, eat or do drugs just like my dirt star is a virgin.
jennifer | 05.12.06 - 12:37 pm
*gasps*
Yeah I don't get the facials either but what ever you know. Husband loves them i think it's the whole Alpha male thing going on with that move.
Hey what can ya do sometimes you just don't feel like swallowing
jennifer | 05.12.06 - 12:37 pm
actually she def doesn't eat!
who wants to have bone grinding sex?
KeLL | 05.12.06 - 12:40 pm | #
lololol!
come on - the only people who haven't watched porn are the ones without access to it...
She could'nt handle a 3incher???Shit,1/2inch too big!
Mousie - Can I just say that one of the things I look forward to is seeing what new name you come up with every day?
If Nicole had a sex tape, you couldn't see anything because of the sparks flying from her flint of a pelvis.
She doesn't watch porn cause she can't handle any of the positions. Her ass would crack in two. She must be made love to like a delicate flower.
Thanks Noni! I try.
Tabatha - STILL? What happened to your lunchtime quickie, bitch?
don't watch porn, I make it... Oh I mean, who typed that?? Whats going on...
KeLL | 05.12.06 - 12:40 pm | #
HAHAHA,my remaining kidney just flew outta my nostril
I hear ya! Although, I could live without seeing a "facial" ever again, boooooring!
Scorpio Minx Sharper | 05.12.06 - 12:38 pm | #
I actually hate porn myself. Although not for lack of researching it, though. I've tried, I promise. I too hate those cum shots, blech!
El Bastardo - love your avatar. What in hell is it?
for me the big downside with porn is the horribly unattractive oily guys with terrible fabio hair. i guess attractive guys go out for the non-porn work...gillette commercials and stuff like that...
Liar. She watches porn but YOU KNOW BITCH DON'T SWALLOW!
Mousie.. sorry was referring to Nicole's sex life or lack of...
nope, no quickie today, will settle for Angel Hair Pomodoro...
Caio
KeLL!!!!!! LOL!
ElB - lovebugger! Scawee av!
But why does anybody want to interview her about anything?
DID ANYONE SAY PORN!
Hi,guys!Porn i love porn and everyone watches Porn who dosent love John Holmes or a younger Ron Jeremy! Seriously porn is good for your health!
Okay, Tabby. It isn't nice to confuse me. Enjoy lunch. Ciao, bella!
- body like that can't even handle a 3-incher!
MK - yr too funny already!
pageantgal | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 12:48 pm | #
The 70's retro stuff is the best IMO, most of it is really erotic and the women actually seem to be enjoying themselves. Annette Haven is a name to look out for. Absolutely stunning and really gets into it, but in a very passionate realistic way ie how a normal woman makes love with her man.
96% of the modern stuff is shit, it just seems to be endurance tests and humiliation for the woman. I can't think of any woman who would enjoy facials or double penetration in real life. And don't get me started on the fake tatas and shaved bush lol.....
Speaking of porn, a friend sent this to me in an email yesterday, and I thought it was pretty entertaining:
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "H old it right there! N ow, move your hand, reeeal slow-like"
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nic! e spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
ron jeremy was never attractive. ever. no appendage in the world can distract you from it. *shudder*
I have a guy friend who is obsessed with porn (I know, what guy isn't), but he's really OBSESSED. He gives them to everyone for every occassion, X-Mas, Birthdays, he'll even find one that fits your personality. It's actually pretty funny.
I like vintage Porn!
You know the golden era!70,80 i love those porn movies because there werent so many silicon bitches in it and guys had body hair!In these new porns all guys are fucking gross,i love my man with a lot of hair!
Ron Jeremy made my cooter snap shut.
El Bastardo - love your avatar. What in hell is it?
Mousie Brunhilda McGhee | 05.12.06 - 12:50 pm | #
Some kind of Alien Ant freakazoid!!
"That's sad. Everyone should watch porn."
Chelsea Clinton
you said it!!! porn rocks!!!
and nicole DEF watches porn!! how can a human not??!!!! besides, remember in the simple life when she and parasite had a kissing booth and nicole asked 2 boys to "kiss on the lips"....many times shes said that gay porn between men tuens her on
my opinion? SHE WATCHES PORN!!!! anyone who says they DONT, are either really boring or there lying!!!!
Bug Spray | 05.12.06 - 1:00 pm |
ROFLMAO
Ron Jeremy makes me ill and John Holmes was a diseased junkie who would've made a great fuck buddy for Parisite.
Just me are you kidding me Ron Jeremy was hot!
Scorpio i totaly agree with you but i never heard of Anette Haven!
I loved Kay Parker movies damn that woman was enjoing her job she fucked with pleasure.And you could see it becausse the bitch couldnt act!Did you hear about her?
@NoAnjl-yep,sorry its soooo scarey,got sick of Jesus.Not the real Jesus,the avatar,phew!!
Some kind of Alien Ant freakazoid!!
El Bastardo | 05.12.06 - 1:04 pm |
Kind of reminds me of Suri Cooze.
I personally don't watch porn because: 1) It's boring 2) I'd rather be doing it myself 3) I don't care to see 99% of the people in the world naked--most are too nasty looking.
I belive that she usually doesn't watch porn.
oooooh! jennifer!!! ron and parasite! omg omg omg - that would have been PERFECT!
*getting cheerful at the thought*
John Holmes would be too small for Parisite. Like the space shuttle in outer space.
valerie - you are completely welcome to ron. and if i were in some way entitled to even the tiniest bit of lovin' from that man, i ceede that to you as well! 
Well thank you just me but i too think he looks gross now!But back in the day i think he was hot!
Okay, you can take Ron Jeremy and shove him up Parisite's cooze.
Scorpio Minx Sharper | 05.12.06 - 1:00 pm | #
Wow, thank you 
She looks a little fat in that picture.
I like porn as well. I mean, I really, really like it! BangBrothers.com is great! Hustler.com is great! One of my favorite flicks: "Tickled Pink" you gotta check it out!
Favorite porn star: Mia Stone
@ Valerie I don't know Kay Parker, she sounds interesting! For anyone who is curious, here is a link to some Annette Haven info;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann...i/
Annette_Haven
ELB I still like the smoking dude the best!
Scorpio Mix thanks for the link!Yeah Kay Parker was hot you need to check out one of her movies! 
Gary Coleman did you ever watch "Sweet Young Foxes"?I love porn but movies like "Debbie Does Dallas and Deep Throat"but i hated Behind the Green Door! 
Ah, seventies porn. We had this soundtrack of seventies porn tracks we would party to in college. Good music for drinking.
I'm sure she watches porn. Everyone watches or has seen porn. But I believe her when she says that she doesn't want to watch someone she's known forever having sex. That's just disgusting. It's like watching your sister have sex. Barf!
Jessuka,really thats hot!
Oh Scorpio Anette Haven looked hot!I must see her work!
i like porn
but i also like to watch it with my man, and also when i need to...ahem..relax
Some kind of Alien Ant freakazoid!!
El Bastardo | 05.12.06 - 1:04 pm | #
I think its Invader Zim from Nickelodeon....afraid to admit that I watch it.
You Just Jealous dont we all,dont we all!
Valerie - what was Behind the Green Door - you got me thinking cause I saw a really gross one and I'm wondering if that was it!????
NoAnjl Behind the green door was about this chick(Marilyn Chambers)who is abducted to a sex theatre and forced to fuck all those gross guys in front of an aduience.Seriously its gross but i saw it because its supposedly a classic! 
Marilyn Chambers is 54yo, LOL and still pimping out 'erotica', its too funny...
her IMDB profile:
http://imdb.com/name/nm0001032/#actress
Valerie - thanks and to being with ugly men - j/k!
Kitkat thanks for the link!I didnt know that she is still alive let alone in the same buisness!
Damn some people love their jobs!
Ok guys gottaa go!Its nice leaving you on this topic on a Friday night!
Have a great weekend and do watch porn!Bye!
Valerie - you too and have fun sex kitten!!!
You Just Jealous dont we all,dont we all!
Valerie
i should HOPE so!!! in this sick sad world of ours we all need some relief!!
i actually hope that rumor is true...cause it's funny as hell!
My birthday is 6/4 and I heard AJ is due the first week of June would be cool if on my b-day.
snoopy | 05.12.06 - 12:32 pm | #
That's my brother's birthday too, and Angelina's...and Nikka Costa and...lol, you must be the shit if that's your birthday!
just realized she has a bel ami mag under her arm!! omg- at least she has good taste when it comes to her "reading material".
I do like well-made porn...there are very few around now, with the preponderence of home-grown on the Internet (See Hilton, Paris). I think Nicole did screen "One Night in Paris"...but Paris needs to get over it...we have all seen it!
It looks like Nicole gained weight in that picture.
Porn? Yep, I watch it and love it.
YourJustJEALOUS! | 05.12.06 - 1:32 pm | #
LOL you do? Jesus! Me, I find the stuff disturbing. Like there's something sick about a guy tieing a screaming girl to a bed, gagging her with duck tape and banging her brains out while screaming "bitch" loudly.
Mind you I haven't seen that much porn, I've had a few "website mishaps" though when these wee movies show up. Once I tried to get on here, forgot to type in blogspot and ended up on a gay porn mag. NOT FUN! I clicked it out right away. I click them out imedaltly when I accidnetly end up on one. Creepy stuff. *shivers*
Hi Hearts,
What's well made mean? Isn't it all the same princibale stuff?
Hi Sassy,
LOL you too huh?
Sassy Hot Ass!!! xo
hey heartsflowers! I haven't seen you in a while. (Tried to catch you in OJ post!)
NoAnjl! Caught your shout-out on OJ...thanks, love!
Hi, Irish! I was thinking that well-made porn had an element of emotional connection in it...chick porn is like that...plus, just plain old film quality and good sets...a modicum of acting is required, too...you know what they say, "I can't describe it, but I know it when I see it!"
my hubby and i watch porn together every once in a while.. we usually only get a few minutes into it!
Hi, Long Island and Noanjl.
What about me, Sassy Ass? Hi, gorgeous!
Hearts,
Yeah I've seen mvie sex scenes, a kind of porn I guess. You ever see that sex scene in Cold Moutain. i wanted to reply it with the captured pizza boy! LOL
Alayna,
Of course you only get a few minutes into it! You are married to a latin! You have your own personal arousal machine every time they undress.
Hi Sassy,
You involved with this horny amdness as well? And men think weare the calm sex. LOL
Sorry, Hearts. You know I love ya.
Hi Sassy,
You involved with this horny amdness as well? And men think weare the calm sex. LOL
Long Island Irish | 05.12.06 - 2:54 pm | #
I never got into Porn until I was older. It's great to watch as long as the people aren't ugly and doing crazy shit. Also when your mate is great in bed, it makes Porn that much better.
Sassy,
OOO you ever seen that cold Moutain scene?! DAMN!!!
I know, Sassy sweetie!
Irish...there are several mainstream movie sex scenes that get me hot...some may disagree, but "Cold Mountain" is right up there! Also "Troy" and "Last of the Mohicans."
I truly believe that women are way more horny than men...someone once said, "Men say that sex is number one on their list of priorities; well, I think women love sex way more than men, and it isn't even on our top ten list!!"
-forever having sex - lol
that's Paris all right!
I never saw Troy but I saw the Mohigan one when I was little. Still there was something about Cold Mountain and did you ever see Jarhead? The wall scene? Good Christ!
If it were true that Paris was mad at Nicole for that reason, that would be fucken stupid. Everybody in the free world has access to watch that ugly bitch screwing her then boyfriend.
Irish...
Never saw "Jarhead"...now it is on my "watch list" for this weekend!
There is a scene that will make anyone sweat. It involves a naked man, a naked woman and a wall.
LOL say enough?
Irish! Baby girl, I am all over that one! Can hardly wait!
Hearts,
You won't regret it--hot as hell!!!!
@Long Island Irish
Best sex scenes in non porn films
"The Big Easy" Quaid and Barkin were smokin' in New Orleans
"Betty Blue" ,very long and very French, but worth it!
"Amelie" , you don't really see anything, but the build up is sooo romantic.
"The postman always rings( or is it knocks?!) twice" Jessica Lange is hawwt and Jack Nicholson takes her on the kitchen table, hurrah!
"The Thomas Crown Affair" Rene Russo looks amazing and has wicked chemistry with Pierce Brosnan.
"Klute" and "Don't Look Now" Donald Sutherland in the 70's? Dear God, he was hot!
Amelie was so sweet! I love that movie Scorpio!
Still Cold Mountain gets my vote. Like when she's on the bed naked and he's still trying to get his shorts off I wanted to tear them off for him so he could jump her!
LOL I got into that one.
Scorpio, sweetie...the only ones I haven't seen on your list are "Betty Blue" and "Amelie"...the others definitely get a hearty "nipples up" from me!
She prolly does watch porn, but only for show. Just like she does with eating.
What's with the Bel Ami Gay Magazine in her hands????
I agree.. nasty stuff. she also said.. ew, they have breastesses and private parts.. so much skin.. yucky.
Her guy friend has bigger titties aww
HOLY SHIT. there's the fug fat-faced trashy nicole was all know and miss.
I'm just a girl who LOVES GAY MAN ON MAN porn! Jeff Stryker RULES!!!! Bitch falls into gloryholes without even trying. Hilarious, lol funny, those JS videos from the 80's.
She also doesn't do drugs or have an eating disorder.
I don't believe her.
What a great thread!
Those who say that only fugly guys do porn haven't done their research. Try checking out (my fav) Julian and Dale Dabone. HOT!!!
i bet she watched it, n was dying laughing as she watched it!!!!
Does anybody remember when she was wild and crazy? Flashing her nipple ring at a fashion show or lying down in the middle of the street because she couldn't get a sandwich....
Hey, little 10 year-old boys shouldn't watch porn, Nicole.
Long Island, Sassy is quite right, porn is cool! but i wasnt talking about, like, screaming women being tied to stuff or anything like that. im not into violence or anything like that LOL, just sex, baby!
Jealous,
The only porny stuff I've seen in movie porn but some of that stuff is HOT!!!
Just sexy you know?
Like Cold Moutain and Jarhead have some great scenes. I guess that's a kind of porn that's fine. It's actually really hot!
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