she's a model. therefore narcissistic. she just happens to have the ability to broadcast that narcissism on TV.
Bitch wants the broomstick initiation.
Hey Morticia 
That show is still on?
GO YANKEES 
*back for a moment*
she won't get the "real" prison experience if she goes in for 1 day and everyone knows its Tyra. Puh-leez. Not surprised she met a jail full of innocent women...
Rich at fourfour is going to LOVE seeing her ass in prison, lmao.
This has been done.. I think Diane Sawyer did it.
Tyra looks gorgeous there. I fucking love her and her show. She reminds me a lot of myself.
Borrowing a line from Seinfeld, someone needs to say to her "Maybe a dingo ate your baby!" Or just tell her to fuck Fred Durst! 
This show is fluff. Why was it renewed?
B? are you black now? you had the change?
She is pretty annoying on the show. I watched it a few times, and I think she is on something. Way to happy and bubbly.
A whole day huh?? Im skeered of her. Thats badass!!
She's like oprahs disease ridden brain damaged twin.
TYRA, YOUR HAIR WIG LINE IS FUCKING AWFUL:
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Tabatha | 05.12.06 - 12:41 pm | #
yup - and diane got a cake shaped like a big dick, if memory serves, in honor of her stay...
She's like oprahs disease ridden brain damaged twin.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.12.06 - 12:45 pm | #
That's redundant.
Oh, maybe next time, she can visit Naomi in the pokey, and Naolmi can shiv her ass.
Bitch wants the broomstick initiation.
jennifer | 05.12.06 - 12:38 pm | #
Tyra annoys the hell outta me. And she's totally one of the people where you fake belligerentness(?) whenever they come near you at a party, or sometimes in the middle of the afternoon. (If you need to fake!)
"I see a girl before me with all the potential in the world, but who won't shut up. The judges are rooting for you, but all you have to do is shut your mouth and think about somebody else for a change. So who did we pick the girl who is gorgeous and the outside and takes beautiful pictures, but won't shut her pie hole or..."
MK you are too funny
OMG Jennifer: a broomstick initiation!! Born Inncocent!
LMAO at the last section. Michael you are soooooooo fucking funny.
Born Innocent. OMG, with Linda Blair. That scene still haunts me!
Shut your pie hole! Excellent. I thought that was a real quote.
Unfortunately a lot of women wind up in jail following/protecting some dumb ass man. Tyra should not have brought them on the show--she should have bitched slapped them twice then subjected them to one of her ANTM elimination speeches. I bet you they wouldn't make the same mistake again.
Born Innocent. OMG, with Linda Blair. That scene still haunts me!
Mousie Loves Pasta | 05.12.06 - 12:59 pm |
I'd forgotten about that. Skeeery stuff!
A whole day huh?? Im skeered of her. Thats badass!!
Anon2/Fancy
I reread that and I hope no one thinks I really think she is badass!! Just felt a need to clear that up.
Hasn't her life been forever changed by everything!
jay - just wait till she visits orphans in africa...
Anon2/Fancy | 05.12.06 - 1:03 pm | #
Don't ya hate trying to explain sarcasm on the internet? lol
Blue Rose
Yes!! LOL!!
I agree, Fancy and Blue Rose!
MK that shit is GREAT! Goddamn you crack me up!
MizRo 12:53pm,
That scene STILL haunts me! That shit scared me more than THE EXORCIST did!
GO YANKEES
It's blatant overacting on her part. She's just trying to stay on the air and get more $$$. She could really give a shit about anyone except herself.
She says she wants to be the next Oprah. I say she is on her way because she is getting soo fat
GOD DAMN. I love the speech at the end. As a loyal ANTM watcher, you captured the insanity that are Tyra's speeches. BRILLANT.
Alyn | 05.12.06 - 1:23 pm | #
She IS getting chunky, isn't she, lol.
I think the quickness of the show is what makes it good. I dont want to hear an entire hour on a topic. Fast and to the point works for me. HIP HIP Horray for TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRATYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA
That was just TOO FUNNY because it is OH SO TRUE! LOL hard and long.
In other words shes trying to tell us that the system sucks cause were incarcerating woman for no fucking reason???? What a dumb sexist bitch, blaming it on men and our system..
All I can do is paraphrase from the "Shawshank Redemption":
Don't you know? *Everyone* in here is innocent.
she gives the phrase ghetto fabulous new meaning... and i don't mean that in a nice way. and she's fake. when she talks to white guests, she's all articulate, and as soon a minority comes on, it's on with the "girl,please" and finger snapping shit.
Don't do the crime is can't do the time.
She doesn't know what it means to be violated. Oh, wait, maybe she does.
Alayna, I noticed that too with her. But I don't watch the show or anything.
Worked for Oprah.
"She will introduce a guest, talk to them for like 2-seconds and immediately start talking about herself."
*cough* Oprah ...
LOL "T" ... really must read the very last post before I hit send!
Two beautiful girls stand before me. One has all the potential in the world, she takes beautiful pictures, speaks beautifuly and has a fierce signature walk. The other has a shiv.
Laquita - you are still in the running..aw hell you win, please don't cut me.
Mini-me Oprah in the making.. you go girl.
Say Hi to Lil Kim, Tyra. And film it for us.
TYRA IS NOT SYMPETHETIC AS A TALK SHOW HOST. I FIND HER VERY CONDESCENDING AND JUDGMENTAL TOWARD HER GUESTS. SHES DEFINITELY ON HER HIGH HORSE AND I FIND HER A PRUDE. SHE NEEDS TO GET ASS FUCKED BY MISS JAY TO HOPEFULLY MELT HER ICY EXTERIOR.
when she talks to white guests, she's all articulate, and as soon a minority comes on, it's on with the "girl,please" and finger snapping shit.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 05.12.06 - 2:01 pm | #
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To quote Daniel Carver of KuKluxKlan and Howard Stern fame, "Wake up, white people!"
There is nothing fake about switching affects when you are talking to one of your "own" kind. That is actually the sociological term for it: "switching." It happens naturally. Teens are known to do it too when speaking to each other as opposed to adults. No need to racialize everything.
Ya'll white folks can be sooo tiresome in your assumptions (not to generalize or anything)...
TYRA NEEDS TO STOP TRYING TO FIX EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEMS!! SHE COULD DEFINITELY SPEND TIME ON HER LACKLUSTER LOVELIFE, BORING SOCIAL LIFE OR MAKING HER WEAVES MORE REALISTIC.
TYRA IS RACIST AND I AM A BBW!!! SHE ACTS WHITE WHEN IT BENEFITS HER. I SAY JUST BE YOURSELF ALWAYS.
Tyra is sheisty though. My stylist used to make her wigs and tend to her weaves. She still owes him $40,000.
Good lord. There's a reason they're in fucking prison. Oprah did shit like this, and the women were pissing and moaning because they were in prison. They weren't in prison for killing they're abusive boyfriends; they were in prison for drugs, etc. They were like, "Oh, it's horrible here. We're don't even feel human."
Good, then our tax dollars are working. Have Tyra Dumbass spend the night in a Thai or Turkish prison. I really really hate this bitch.
She still owes him $40,000.
angie must sit on my face | 05.12.06 - 8:04 pm | #
I don't know why, but that made me cackle like an idiot.
So boring. . .
Hideous weaves and nasty make-up aside, why would America even look to a piece of work like her to give any insight into serious social issues like the backgrounds of women in prison, etc.
But then again, Oprah is the spiritual guru of millions who swallow her claptrap without question.
Who gave these talk show hosts any moral weight? They have minimal to no training in any field, and the only thing they can work is a camera.
But the clapping seals in their audiences act as if they were saints!
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