FIRST!!
Foo: She's messin' with your kind....
Go away Paris...
i hope she loses all of her money in a ponzi scheme when she's so old and ugly and used up and diseased that no greek shipping heir will bankroll her. should be any day now...aaaaaany day now....
Is she wearing overalls???
no more posts on paris or nicole! i can't take it anymore!
Shit, this skank will not make it to old age.
What just me said. But x1000.
silly ho
May she fall into a manhole inhabited by an alligator.
"Paris Hilton's Gerbil Jam"
Why won't she go away?
DI DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Poor Bugsy! All the fur just melted off his cheek and he got lice and crabs.
Bugs Bunny will never be the same now that he got his first STD.
"....to buy shit at Kitson" bwah hahahahahahah!!!! goood one, MK!
now, my question is, do we get to kill her in the video game?
Shit, this skank will not make it to old age.
Jessuka | 05.12.06 - 12:51 pm | #
its one of my fondest wishes, but my pessimistic side lays low odds on it. but i'd love one of those natalie wood type deaths where you aren't 100% sure, but it looks like she got bumped off...
My after-eating-asparagus pee smells better then this chick's twat.
not to be outdone, nicole richie releases 'ana-riffic' in which a giant cheeseburger chases her through the streets of L.A.
My after-eating-asparagus pee smells better then this chick's twat.
NoAnjl | 05.12.06 - 12:57 pm | #
dangit noanjil - i'm like 5 minutes away from being bought a fancy lunch by a wholesaler and that post just totally doesn't mesh with my thoughts of poached salmon.... 
NoAnjl, that happens to me too and no one can tell me what causes that shit! Even my doc didn't know!
Why would anybody get that skank to push their games?! She's too stupid to figure it out anyway. This slut needs to go to Greece and blow Nachos & anyone else she can hang on--and not come back.
just me - sorry hun! bon appetite anyway! 
mousie - weird/gross ain't it? I saute' mine in butter, garlic, s&p. yumee.
Shit, this skank will not make it to old age.
Jessuka | 05.12.06 - 12:51 pm | #
I'm pretty sure she gets old. That ho made a deal with Satan, she was suppose to die 2 times already.
oh hell no anjil - i guess i'll just go for bar-b-q instead...
Well, she's supposedly BFF with Pamela Hoocherson now, b/c all of her friends want nothing to do with her. Even HoHan refuses to be photographed with her stank-ass.
I have nothing to say about HerpesHilton. She makes it way to easy and its no longer a challenge. Im quitting her.
why can't she be hit by a semit truck, PLEASE!?!?!
But Fancy, it's so much fun to bag on her! I wish we could put a bag over her head!
Mousie I am boycotting her!!
now, my question is, do we get to kill her in the video game?
YourJustJEALOUS! | 05.12.06 - 12:56 pm | #
if we could attack her with a variety of weapons, i'd buy the game today!
MizRo!
I will see all you doubters to my young death prediction. I will take her out personally!
Anon2-Hello my lovee in case you didn't see my last shout out!
just me - lol and cute av! she's adorable! 
What a fuckin idiot......
GO YANKEES 
jessucka - if pete doherty can live on, so can paris...
and thanks no anjil i love Joy -
off for some grub!
Hi NoAnjil Love!!
Point taken, Just me! Nature is defied everyday!
mmmm Diamonquest? Is that what they're calling eight balls now?
This girl is just plain dumb. When will people stop paying her to hawk their shit? No one is going to play this stupid game.
"if we could attack her with a variety of weapons, i'd buy the game today!"
mpcmike
Mpcmike, were on!! xbox or playstation, baby, lets get our weapons!!! hmm..does that include Valtrex??!!! !!!
Asparagus pee...
My best friend is a doc..I asked her this a long time ago...there is some acid in asparagus that when it mixes with pee, that smell is caused. She told me the name of the acid but I forgot.
Oh and paris is a fucktard.
I hope this idea of hers doesn't work out, to put it lightly. Since I imagine her fan base is 10 yro girls and 50 yro men, who I don't see playing video games all day, Maybe it won't. Come to think of it, who are her fans??
BonnieBlue - why thank you!! Now I know! I'd better stop dropping acid and eating aspargus too I guess! SOOOO J/K!!
THIS JUST IN: Bugs Bunny has contracted herpes...
Matt Leinart has just contracted herpes! He was seen leaving Paris Hiltons house in Hollywood Hills Wednesday morning. He's such a dumbass.
Asparagus pee...And all this time I thought it was just me!
Oh, yeah... Parisite...uh huh
.....whatever.
Mizzy!
I have never wanted anyone to die so badly.
The game is how many STD's can you catch in 3 minutes.
parissucksliterally | 05.12.06 - 2:14 pm | #
LOL - I don't know if you saw me post this before, but how do you think I feel - my hubby LOVES her. Divorce proceedings are underway.
I heard she eats her own shit
Die paris Die...and please take tom with you.
No, everyone gets asparagus pee. It's the only downside to eating asparagus in my opinion since I love the stuff.
NoAnjl, baby!! How's your boy? Have a beautiful Mother's day!
My nephew (& Godchild) is taking me for Japanese tonight, in the tatami room at Shoguns.
Bonnie Blue: really? So it's only those with a certain type of acidity... This gets ever more interesting.
Miz, there is some kind of acid in asparigus and when that mixes with the pee, it causes the smell. I'm gonna have to ask my friend again exactly what it is. She's gonna think I'm nuts. I guess it's a good thing she's my best friend and a psychiatrist.
A few videos of the event at http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
I don't care what anyone says, I love this stoopid bitch and I'd trade places with her in a heartbeat. Young, rich, beautiful, and all the dick you can eat. call her what you will, she's livin' the dream.
MizRo: My boy is fine and we had a great day yest for his bday. For school, he brought the statue of Mary flowers in church yesterday for Day of Consolidation, so I was glad I took off to see it. *tears/so proud/my little boy*
Happy Mother's Day to you, too, my beautiful friend MizRo! xo
astoriaguy | 05.12.06 - 2:43 pm | #
there's a video at the velvet hot tub
http://www.thevelvethottub.com/2...in-
surgeon.html
just got back from lunch but does anyone's pee ever smell like the cereal they ate for breakfast? Like Sugar Smacks or Super Sugar Crisp?
No, Tab, just you. 
Oh and totally everyone.. Happy Mother's Day! My son and I are painting the town red this weekend. I love kids!
Bugs is gonna have a mean case of the dink drip thanks to this blonde skeezer.
Happy Mother's Day to all of you bright, beautiful, witty Moms!!!
I wish you and your families much love and health!
***HUGS & KISSES***
MizRo
That Bunny is like..."The kiss is O.K. but how about one them Paris blow-jobs!"
That Bunny is like..."The kiss is O.K. but how about one them Paris blow-jobs!"
SadDamnYouAll | 05.12.06 - 4:04 pm | #
whore face...
Gee, MK, I'm getting this, like, weird, funny vibe you don't like Paris much.
Freudian slip? Well we know what she'd play this game for.. diamonds.. Maybe it's a hint:"*Easter
Egg?!!
*Hidden secrets in Software, Movies, Music, and More.
is there a way to delete paris?
Bugs wants to shove his carrot into her
I thought someone already did punch her in the face. Damn guy should have gotten an award instead of being crucified in the press...
Paris is the Queen of STDs. Why should she care what the name of her video game is? She's the worlds most famous whore, except for Jordan, Pamela Fanderson, and Fergie of the Black-eyed Pea-Brains. Let her know... her video games better... maby she can play them with Nacho's Starvos or just do Scott Stapp. I know she's got a Creed, she doesn't wan't to break.
funny how now EVERYONE knows about her game. how its all over the TV and internet, this little blunder of hers. if she had gotten the name right we would have no clue about this game. Could it be that she actually knows what she is doing?
look i'm #69 - now That is an accomplishment!!
They said : a woman can bring down an empire. Well, I think the Hilton empire is about to go down.
Oh my god Bugs Bunny has herpes now!
wait till you see the new site on paris. It is going to have all the storage locker items listed on it. You'll be in for a big surprise.
"Paris Hilton, Paris Hiton....STUPIDWHORE!"*
*credit to Southpark.
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