Love here, Despise him.
1st???
first!
I cannot bear to look at him anymore.
Of course he didn't show the picture it would bring down her street value LOL
What a surprise. No baby photos. I guess he hasn't rented the new baby yet.
Tom is so stiff. I bet if Ellen had a real penis, Tom would be grinding all up on her.
I HATE HIM! The movie bombed. Why can't he go away already!
GO Away Tom!! We don't like you!
God,he is so rigid
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TOM NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER DANCE!
maybe tom hates us too
I'm going to open a vein now.
omg have you guys seen the clip of tom dacing on BET!?!? if not, i will post the link it is hilarious beyond belief!
what up bitches?
He should be wearing his special scientology briefs for the dance.
She's a man, he's a girlie.
looking at Ellen's body language, I just hear her internal monologue "eeewwww, he'sgonnatouchme he'sgonnatouchme, he'sgonnatouchme..."
spin cycle!!!! I'll have you know, you had me HOWLING with that pussy's in a tree comment you funny bitch!!!!
he didn't show the picture because it's probably an asian baby!
Maybe he was doing a Scientology dance from the aliens they stemmed from. He dance is the only thing that's stiff as a board on him!
I can't watch it at work, but I'm sure he looks like a total 'tard!
BTW - what is a $cientologist doing on a show with an openly gay host? Did he try to "cure" her?
YES! THE BET CLIP IS FUCKING AWKWARD, AND MAKES YOU CRINGE LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA... his feet are firmly placed on the ground and tries to dance that way
POST IT!
Jay Leno kissed his ass last night. calling him the "biggest movie star in the world" Watching it, I threw up in my mouth a little.
NoAnjl
and mikki...yeah what is up with that? or maybe ellen promised to teach tom how to be a man....pr beat him with her penis
Stormy | 05.12.06 - 2:01 pm | #
Maybe he meant to say "Biggest ass-captain in the world" and it came out wrong.
Why does he even try? He looks like a complete jackass!
fat-fingering the keys again!
if tom cruise is the biggest movie star in the world......then....then....crap. i think i'll just have to push him off it.
The BET Segment was very awkward but I'll still give him an A for effort. He was a good sport.
Where ARE those alligator-inhabited manholes of lore?
My hatred for this ass-wipe knows no bounds...
Bitch, sit down.
And I'm not talking about Ellen.
MizRo - Tomass!
dama nera is Blacki Onassis
dammmm gotta go back to work!
I love Ellen I just wish she wouldn't be so damn nice to everyone. I saw a picture of her hugging that asshole of Kanye West and now she's nice to this moron. Stormy, Jay Leno kisses everybody's ass, that's why I can't stand him. Letterman is much snarkier.
Damn .... With all that money you'd think he could take a dance lesson, or twenty.
Gucci, Letterman is great but Conan is my favorite. He doesn't kiss ass, and he's funny as hell most of the time.
I saw that BET dancing. It was sooo stupid. He's all up into Kanye West now. Ugh. Uncle Kanye. Kanye Kanye Kanye. I think he has a thing for him. wink wink
Its annoying to watch Leno kiss ass,but really....they have to be neutral no matter WHAT they think of a person right?
If they werent nice,who would go on and sit and chat.
pains me to say it but its all about the ratings,thats why I come here for the truth 
and real comments!
Ellen just lost several cool points with me for dancing with that dorkwad.
And I can't stand Leno either. Most of them are ass kissers. Annoying as hell. I wish someone would get up there and ask everything they don't want you to ask them. We need a change.
Oh, what I would give to have a talk show! It would go something like this:
"So Tom, what exactly does Rob Thomas' cum taste like?????"
NoAnjl He makes me want to go wilding on him!
TOMASS FUCKWIT!
Ellen just gets on my nerves. but TOM - everything about him screams "LIE". there isn't a (figuratively) real bone in his body.
I think he looks kinda cute with Ellen. Most guys can't dance witout alcohol. Give him a break.
bzbee - i've read a lot of references of Tom and Rob Thomas...what's the scoop there?!?! please don't tell me Rob is shady like Tom b/c I really dig him.
Another woman that's taller than him
of course tom's all on kanye's tip now: mr. west has been flirting with the 'tologists of late himself... tom'll probly get big points from the mothership if he brings a (current) black star on board... isaac haye's shelf life having expired long ago...
Okay! See what I meant about him wearing lifts this morning? God he is so creepy! What a control freak!
ay Leno kissed his ass last night. calling him the "biggest movie star in the world" Watching it, I threw up in my mouth a little.
Stormy | 05.12.06 - 2:01 pm | #
Stormy...You killed me with the last line...Hysterical...
'course kanye's been flirting with the bandana as cowl-necked accessory, too... so, who know's what bro' man's got goin' on...
Mousie - you're killling me with your name changes today
Morticia, here is the best summary I've found about Tom&Rob:
http://www.queerday.com/2005/
jun..._escalates.html
It's almost as much of a well kept secret as Aurora Cheeto Federline's impending arrival.
I loathe him. I lie in bed at night sometimes just thinking of that picture of him on the motorcyle and the caption "evil scientival" and I laugh myself to sleep.
It's almost as much of a well kept secret as Aurora Cheeto Federline's impending arrival.
bzbee | 05.12.06 - 2:22 pm | #
It's Cheetolynn.
What an insufferable megalomaniac. Down with Cruise!
aaaawwww fuck.
hmm what we need is a cum rag with some DMA on it......
oops I meant DNA
NoAnjl, I'm bored so I'm trying to keep myself awake.
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Sorry Tom "must die" Cruise brings out alot of hatred and vile out of me
aaaawwww fuck.
Morticia | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 2:25 pm
Sorry, babe---Robby likes the baloney pony.
he is a bigger whore than Parisite if you think about it
katiescarlett | 05.12.06 - 2:25 pm | #
Like the one at the playground?
katiescarlett | 05.12.06 - 2:29 pm | #
He's probably gotten more dick, too, if that's possible.
Tom and Rob? Say it ain't so! I just don't believe this at all. No way.
Denise - heyyyyy, that was me!!! Boy that made my day!! Thanks hot stuff! 
he is just so fuckin phoney .. and everyone knows it... just shut the fuck up all ready.. go fuck Clay Aiken in a hotel or something
If anyone's interested, here's the clip of him not showing the baby picture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a...h?
v=aaKDfXQ5v64
I'm glad he didn't show the picture. Babies rarely take great pictures when they are less than a month old. And from the description Tom gave, Suri is one hairy little girl.
Burning question: are we the only people that abhor him? And if so, what is WRONG with these other "people"? Are they all scientologists? Are they stupid? Are they not at all aware of his egomaniacal persona?
*sigh* I bet you they all voted for that turd, Bush too.
Oh I love that shoe! Does it belong to Nick Lachey?
Rob Thomas says that he doesn't care if someone thinks that he's gay. He says that he isn't and since there isn't any proof that he is, I believe him. He says that one of the worst things that you could say about him is that he is a Scientologist.
hey guys we better watch it.. we might get sued!
Miz... no.. I have read his popularity is way down especially among women
katie's right. The men that run the internets will email the MOD and have us all beamed up to the mothership!
Anonymous | 05.12.06 - 2:41 pm .....GOOD FOR ROB! That was funny shit.
Grosssssssss!!! He is the ugliest man in America. I used to love watching Ellen, but she's too grannified now. It's all about TYRA!
Anonymous | 05.12.06 - 2:41 pm |
well thank goodness Rob isn't a scientologist. That would really be a buzz kill.
well thank goodness Rob isn't a scientologist. That would really be a buzz kill.
Morticia | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 2:47 pm | #
Yes, but he has had Scientologist man-goo all over him!
NOOOOOOOOOO! I heart Rob Thomas!
kitkat 2:26pm;
I LOVE your av! Or should I say BRILLIANT av!
MsAstro 1:47pm;
I know! Why is he still hanging around?
GO YANKEES 
KatieScarlett, honey!! Thanks for the good news, but it simply is not enough...
All respect I had for Degeneres is now ***poof*** gone.
As a GAY WOMAN she should know better than to have this prick on her show: he stands for everything that is AGAINST her lifestyle.
Goddess, forgive me, but my hate is positively palpable.
I don't have the fucking balls to actually watch this clip...I am afraid I will be overcome with uncontrollable vomitting.
I despise the Midget...and although I love Ellen, I wish she wouldn't kiss his ass.
Hi, Miz, darling!
I heard about this Rob Thomas thing about year ago and my source swears it's true.
Hm,
Looks like a variation of that sad step he did on 106th & Park. He must've been practicing to refine it at home. Downgrade 
Hearts, I watched it as it happened and actually felt my brain being sucked out my nostrils. Cruise looked right at me and I swear my cooter screamed and slammed shut!
Allo Hearts, luv!! How are you my O'Keefe?
I am good, Miz, love...but I am still reeling from all the new avatars...I loved your old one, but I think the new one is growing on me.
It is so funny, but I really missed the Dlisted gang last week!
Mousie!
Hearts, I missed the gang, too. But I made up for it in other ways. Ahem.
MizRo Darling! tell us how you really feel!
BET CLIP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...ch=tom%
20cruise
enjoy laughing your asses off
My stomach hurts from laughing! White men can't dance. At least that one can't!
What a fucking assholio.
You know. I just don't care anymore.
Tom is dead for me. (Yay!)
Mousie..."ahem" is right! Just how did you hurt your arm, by the way? Was a trapeeze involved?
phenonymous | 05.12.06 - 3:14 pm
what an embarassment he is!!!LMAO!!!!
he started a new move guys-it's called the motorcycle HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
thank you phenonymous!!!!!
My sunny-bunny! I love your new avatar, is that Esther aka Madonna with a riding whip? Where've you been, my dumpling?
Hearts We really missed you! You all are closer to me in some respects than my own sisters or friends! Soooo, whenever one of us leaves, it's like a hole in the ozone layer!
Hearts, actually, in a way, yes. Waterskiing, though. Sorry no lurid details except I passed out when I hit the water, which scared the fuck out of my BDBF!
MizRo...I know I tell you guys way more than my face-to-face compadres! And telling my family anything...forget it! You all know my deep dark secrets. (like my desire to give Colin Farrell a violent tongue lashing!)
Mousie...I will bet BDBF nearly shat! Really hope you are better!
They look gay....happy.
I still like her a lot though, she's funny. He's straight jacket material.
Where ARE those alligator-inhabited manholes of lore?
My hatred for this ass-wipe knows no bounds...
MizRo | 05.12.06 - 2:03 pm | #
LOL MizRo,
Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while.
Miz--Why YES, yes it is Madonna in her glory days (erotica)
I've been popping in all week-just not as much as I used to...
Hearts, it's all good. Nothing is broken but there was mucho tearing of necessary mucsles, etc., pain and swelling. All it means is I can only bitch-slap with one paw right now. Oh, and I got good drugs.
fashion police-details please.
fashion police-details please.
Hope you feel better Mousie.
Sunny-Cute gravatar! I like it.
Sunny: I'd recognize that hussy anywhere - I used to love her!
Don't stop coming here sweets, it's not the same without you! 
Long Island Trash: I've been here, baby, just changed my avatar is all.
A day without DListed skewering is not a day at all!
Thanks, Irish! Once the drugs kick back in, I'll be jest ducky!
clawd jesus...
Leno has the best gaydar, ever! So he knows the Queen of Denial is gay. He sucks up to Cruise because Leno probably has an attraction to him.
MizRo,
It;s Island not trash.
So how are you? The new gravtar is cute. What's it from?
No problem Mousie. It sounds sore.
Mousie, I've been wondering how you hurt your arm. Glad to hear nothing is broken, but sometimes torn ligaments are even worse, because they take longer to heal. Take care of you.
And this tidbit on Tomass from Fox 411:
Katie's parents made to wait:
It can't be fun being Martin and Kathleen Holmes these days. While Tom Cruise's mother, Mary Jo Mapother-South, was there for baby Suri's delivery, Katie Holmes' parents had to wait two and a half weeks to meet their granddaughter, according to Fox 411's sources.
"They are heartbroken," says the insider, but are afraid to speak out for fear Cruise will curtail their access to Katie and Suri even more. (Fox 411)
Bug Spray,
What a horrible way to live. The Holmes must be worried about that little girl.
MizRo aaawwww thank you girl!
thanks to you too Long Island Irish!
No problem sunny it's really different. It's cheerful.
Mousie you hurt yourself? dang where have I been? hope you're better!
Long Island --what avatar are you seeing?
Irish, it is sore beyond anything I could imagine and I've had wicked injuries in my life.
Bug Spray, my doc told me that. *sigh* I smell physical therapy in my future.
Fuck.
Cheer up Mousie. Your PT might be a hot young hunk!
OMG!!! I just realized that I said Long Island Trash - not Irish...
I'm soooo sorry - I can't stop laughing.
Long Island Irish I so apologize, especially since I LIVE IN LONG ISLAND!
Mouse: feel better!
Bug Spray: thanks, love...more reasons to hate Tomass and Kate.
Sunny,
I'm seeing the cute wee sun waving.
Mousie,
Aww well at least it's healing. And hey, Bug Spray may have a point!
Mousie...and remember, good drugs!
MizRo,
LOL it's okay I figured that is what had happened.
You live in LI?! So cool! Nassua or Suffolk?
OOHHHHHHH NOW I get why you said it's cheerful--I had that one for a day but then switched it with a Madonna one...
you can refresh the page if you want to know why I was so confused...
Nassau, baby! Long Beach. You?
Miz, I was wondering about that trash thing! OMG, I was like, that's not like our Miz!
Irish, I live in CT (Miz calls it VanillaVille) but I visited Amityville, Northport and East Hampton. Does that count?
Bug, my luck my therapist will be some old bat with denture breath!
Mousie: I still can't stop laughing at my mistake! I didn't realize till LOI corrected me! **blushing at huge mistake**
MizRo - sorry, but BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Miz, I'm laughing, too cuz I was all back up in the thread trying to figure out why you were talking smack! HAHAHA!
Yah I was a little shocked by that too -our MIZ that rude??????
Naw it can't BE!!!!!! glad you cleared it up!
Just rereading the thread- Long Island TRASH!! I'm glad that got cleared up, lmao. I didn't know WHERE the hell that came from.
I am laughing, too, MizRo! I knew that wasn't our sweet girl talking...it was just a brain burp! I recognize it cuz I have one about once an hour!
SHIT!!
I am seriously crying with laughter *gasp*, my boss is just shaking his head!! Damn...**wiping tears**
Poor LOI - I would have jumped on my ass!
I've seriously got to empty my mental-folder, all I think about is trash-talking...
BRAIN FART!
***still trying to control myself!**
This is the best laugh I've had in a week!!
Thank you for sharing my faux pas and once again, I apologize Long Island Irish.
MizRo is going to type Long Island's name real slow now and double check
Seriously, NoAnjl!
Love you all - Good Night!!
***SMOOCHES***
MizRo - all my love honey! Good Night! *smooch right back*
I don't give a shit what you haters say, those are 2 of my favorite white people ever!!!!! Plus, the fact that they are dressed alike makes me love them even more!!!!
Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!
Mousie -- you causing all sorts of trouble today? Gotta love ya!
I love Ellen, too, but I really don't think it was her decision to have the midget prick on. The networks, in their unending quests for ratings, will do whatever is humanly possible to score the highest ratings, even if that means having a dwarf-like, cult-following, misogynistic, megalomaniac on a likeable talk show host's show.
I really don't know what to say about this idiot anymore.
NOW they both have cooties..!
I've seen lots of lousy guy dancers, but this little prick takes the cake!
MizRo, I know we are both straight women, but I love you. I'll wave on my way out to the east end. XOXO
i cant believe i got up early to watch that shit, i aint even see a damn baby picture!
sunny | 05.12.06 - 4:05 pm | #
Hi Sunny,
LOL I still like the wee sun. He's nice.
MizRo | 05.12.06 - 4:07 pm | #
Hey MizRo,
Okay I'm actually from north Queens but I was born in Manhasset and I spend my entire life on Long Island--I love it there. I spend most time in Nassua but I'm in love with Suffolk. I'm used to hanging with the north shore people but I'm much happier out on the south shore of Suffolk--middle class, my people. Oh and don't worry about the mistake, I'm laughing too. I knew you didn't mean anything by it. I figured it was a typo.
Mousie Carter von Fartsicle | 05.12.06 - 4:07 pm | #
Hello Mousie,
Those are lovely places. All of the Island is so beautiful.
A tale of two sissies:
One is good...
One is evil...
One is happily open...
One is miserably closed...
One is somewhat tall...
One wears lifts...
One has a real partner with a successful career and openly speaks her mind...
One has a fake wife that's kept under lock and key, kept silent, required to smile at all times, and given occasional day passes when her keeper has publicity to do.
i enjoyed watchin this!
I noticed how Ellen referred to Katie as "Kate". The little controlling shit probably told Ellen what questions to ask him, too.
*barf*
I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks that Tom's "dancing" just looks like what he'd do if he were riding a motorcycle. His reasoning must be thus:
"Riding a motorcycle makes me look macho, therefore, if I dance where it looks as though I'm riding a motorcycle, I must look macho!"
Either that, or he's gearing up to be in some Frankenstein remake and he's method acting in preparation.
you could be right there!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Are hosts like Ellen this desperate to have losers like him show up? I guess I am lucky to know that I could never be a talk show host. I could never suck up to whack jobs like him.
Doesn't she have any principles left? Probably not. Her salary and perks must make her willing to kiss butt of any celeb, no matter how reprehensible.
He doesn't get it. He thinks if he frantically does more and more PR the movie grosses will pick up. That's what made it flop in the first place.
Toots, I was thinking the same thing.
And notice his whole attitude has changed during these last PR stunts. Now he is quieter and nicer and not so "I LOVE SCIENTOLOGY AN PEOPLE TAKING ANTI DEPRESSANTS WILL BURN IN HELL". He cut that shit out because it does not sell movie tickets. Most Americans are probably on anti-depressants. I know I need to be. So shut up Tom, stop ruining the program for us.
2 White Homos dancing. Completely rhythmless.
is this the real cruel and unusual punishment,not ellen...him, bye tom
Tom Cruise is a THETAN TWAT!
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