the first should read "Kelly Osbourne + bathing suit + Kelly's jelly = ME BARFING.
ahhh kelly - all of a sudden I have tom jones singing
sex bomb sex bomb she's a sex bomb...
buwahhahahaha
Who cares about Alexis's hands?!?! DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING MUG?????
yikes. fuck scarecrows - put her ass out in your garden and nothing will come near that shit!
Kelly be ugly. 
I'm happy for Kelly... Ugly people need love too and they look happy.
oh sonofawhore! someone actually hits Kelly's bagina??? ewwwww.
i don't begrudge kelly any happiness but boy do i not need to think of her all wet in a bikini *shudder*. Same with star jones. Papparazi should stay away from beaches unless they are snapping cellulite pics of celebrities i really want to see fat like halle berry for example *jealous*
ALEXIS ARQUETTE IS SO UGLY!!!!
*Runs screaming down the street*
Holy shit, talk about Man Hands!
I think Joe Francis is hot but I think I spotted lice from HoHan's greasy pork chop hair making the escape to his head, so...........
How fucking ass-wasted is Michelin Neck in that pic? I'd take that ring, though!
off topic - daym the dow is down *again* by about 120 points. i saw this coming but ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!
just me - WHAT? Oh fuck me sideways. I fucking KNEW my broker was an asshat! SHIT!
Joe Francis is so fucking creepy. I am trying to figure out who's skankier in those pics
Kelley looks like she has lost some weight. Good for her.
I wish I was an internet superstar!
Kelly Osbourne is fucking cow. She makes my eyes bleed.
Just want to say Happy Mother's Day to all the rocking mommies on DListed!
that pic of kelly alone is puktastic....never mine that somebody actually sticks her
mine = mind
"Blohan's music gets punished"
That's what you call "Tit for Tat".
"Jail was cool"
I guess that's Michelle's way of saying she had a pussy buffet in jail.
seriously mousie - that's why gold has been going through the roof for the longest now - everyone is betting against the dollar (with very good reason) and worried about inflation (with good reason). :-(
sigh. guess i'll have to go back to bilking the unsuspecting with some pitch about snakeoil or scientology or something if I want some extra bucks....
Did anybody see the pictures on cityrag of Alexis' man parts ?
Why would anybody get rid of that ?????
Sweet Jesus
Just want to say Happy Mother's Day to all the rocking mommies on DListed!
Mousie Carter von Fartsicle | 05.12.06 - 4:27
Thanks, Mouse. 
See ya'll beatifull ladies on Monday, I wish you all a very good mother's day!!
I guess that's Michelle's way of saying she had a pussy buffet in jail.
Blue Rose | 05.12.06 - 4:28 pm | #
LOL! oooh blue rose you've been wonderfully evil today!
At least Kelly's tummy is covered.
just me
i wanna scam the elitists in holly wood1 help me think of something, scientology is already taken
'night daya
bye daya
just me | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 4:30 pm | #
Thanks ever so much 
just me - tell me about it. For three years I worked in a bullion house (we also had a non-ferrous division) and I was constantly surprised by the fluctuations in the copper, gold and palladium markets! And the platinum market!
awww spin cycle, just make up your own religion and claim it's an ancient philosophy from the far east. then shill multivitamins and your own energy drink that at the 'meditation center' and claim it will flush toxins and bad energy. the celebs will eat that sh*t up!
How did Kelly manage to keep that fugly ass wig on in the water??
i have mud butt! yay!!!
i just had to share.
Bye Hot Daya. Happy Mother's Day.
What the hell is Mud Butt?
Hi, Mikki, Mouse and the rest of you hot sluts.
just me....
i was thinking the church of the cult of the bar....where sat. nite is sacred and at least one beer must be drank & one game of pool played to honor........whothefuckever
at my bar.
i tell you mousie at this point i think all of the metal commodities are just bid up to the sky. i'm going with international investments to diversify out of the dollar, but international markets are swelling with cash too. *whimper* I just need to take over a small country, bilk billions from the world bank, stick it in an offshore account and seek asylum in some country open to bribes before the locals in my little country have a chance to execute me.
Kelly's boyfriend looks like a negative image of her... that's so weird, they're like twins.
Alexis shouldn't have gotten rid of his dick, she knows trannies earn more when they're hung like that. He must've really wanted to be a woman...
i mean house of worship.
Michelle Rodriguez is a twat. And I admire her for being latin and being an actress both on tv and the big screen. But she's still a twat.
Sassy Ass
mud butt
it's the shits
Hey Sassy!!
Reading about Michelle Rodriguez makes me sad that I don't have a daughter - she would be such a great role model. *rolling eyes*
the first should read "Kelly Osbourne + bathing suit + Kelly's jelly = ME BARFING.
Morticia | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 4:04 pm | #
LOL!!!!
lol spin cycle - problem is that all the celebs will want to be comped for showing up to worship. you'll only get $$ from the tourists and that will scare off your core religious followers who will expect that with your nonprofit position you'll be happy to donate drinks to ease their suffering.
it's multivitamins all the way baby!
Wasn't Tila Tequila in the spaceship on "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"?
See ya Dayanara! Happy Hot Ass Mother's Day! xo
btw spin, mud butt probably will win you none but the pervy-ist of followers...
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.12.06 - 4:38 pm | #
She reminds me of Mr. Burns on the X-Files episode of the Simpsons. "I bring you loooove!"
mud butt!!!
yay!! that is awesome. i can't wait to gross my man out by telling him that!!
Hi Sassy!
spin - WTF is that?
just me - don't even get me started. Even when the copper market moves 1/4 of a cent, it's like all hell breaks loose. Right now the nearby is all over the map. The afternoon fixed prices are fucked even by second ring on the LME, which is way before they're settled.
morticia - there's the best dave chapelle episode about mud butt - freakin' hilarious!
Kelly Osbourne is one ugly dude.
Bottoms up to Michelle's ridiculous diatribe.
just me | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 4:43 pm | #
The one about the first African-American to use a whites only toilet? LMAO
isn't there some kabbalah place in l.a. selling the special holy botteld water? what a racket!
why didn't i think of that!
and they have the damned bracelet thing too!!!
DAMMIT!
mousie - my take is that it's overwhelmed with speculators at this point. sure china, india, etc., need commodities to make stuff, but come on. I look at those contracts and the options market surrounding them like I look at a straight razor. It can be utilitarian and give you a close shave or it can slit your throat. I see a lot of throats getting slit sooner rather than later.
Blue Rose | 05.12.06 - 4:46 pm | #
that's the one! lol!
as you are closer to it than i am what's your take mouse?
just me - India is all about alumina now. And China is all about copper concentrates and silver. Unreal. India is taking delivery of alumina shipments that are 25,000 tonnes at a time.
spin - you could have holy air in your bar - that is rejuvenating and nourishing to the soul. your followers must stay in the holy air for at least 1 hour, and to get maximum effect they must buy top shelf holy wines. maybe that would get some takers?
just me, I am actually out of the metals game now but I still watch the markets. China is building smelter after smelter and they cannot keep up with the demand. Domestically, copper cats and rod are having trouble finding trucks and trains to move the metals fast enough.
yeah.....that would make me laugh! it probably would work!!!
"I represent the people, you know what I mean?" michell rodriguez
yeah, michelle, we know which people you mean
Awww, that bitch is sooo cute! I'm talking about the dog, Kimora. Pssssssst!!
*gives Kimora the Hand and walks away*
spin, where is your bar? I need me some nourishment right NOW!
Fuck. The Hummer is full and I just realised I packed the keys in there somewhere.
mousie - i've been amazed at India's SENSEX - geez! that index has been thru the roof! they always talk about china's economy overheating, but i'm thinking india isn't getting enough press that way. (still, i'm watching some of their bank and auto stocks - tasty numbers, but the p/e's are already pretty steep)
I'm out my hotnesses. Love you all. Have a great weekend, and again, Happy Mother's Day!
Dayanara, baby: have a Happy Mother's day, gorgeous - it'll be alright!
EVERYONE Have a great weekend and Happy Mother's Day to ALL the women!
ooh - mousie did you hear about this story back in november?
Liu Qibing, a trader for China’s State Reserve Bureau (SRB), which accumulates stockpiles of commodities for the nation’s needs, has disappeared, leaving his employers on the hook for massive short positions in copper on the London Metal Exchange (LME).
buwahahah
Bye Miz! Have a Happy!
just me, how many peeps are we making snore by our conversation? HAHAHAHA!
ugh
bye no anjil!
Ciao to all that are leaving, and happy mother's day if I don't see you this weekend.
Fancy, there's a Jakey thread up above!
just me | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 4:57 pm
Yep. I got that from one of the traders I used to work for. I think he has way more info than he's telling me, tho. And that's just the way I want it, in this case. *shudders*
It's not boring, Mousie, but it sure makes me feel ignorant! I just close my eyes and point for our retirement fund investments. YIKES!!
bye miz!
lol mousie - probably everyone. but hey how often do you find out that someone with the moiker 'fartsicle' has insights on the LME?
mousie....come to houston! i'll be obnoxious and put it right across the street from the scientology church!!!!
HA!
I smell breaking warrants in the LME warehouses.
moniker! moniker!
LOL, you sounded like an italian from Staten Island calling Monica.
oooh mouse i thought china's srb was going to suck up the losses...
Is Alexis Arquette really getting a sex change?
Because if he is, somebody needs to take a gun and splatter that freak's brains all over a fucking wall.
Any guy with a dick 5" or bigger (much less a fucking 12" twat hammer!!!) who gets a sex change in this day and age when we haven't figured out how to do dick transplants yet deserves to fucking DIE. End of story.
There are a lot of guys out there who got the short end of the stick from Mother Nature (quite literally) when she was handing out dicks, and they would give ANYTHING to have something they could see without an electron microscope.
Tossing 12" of cock into the trash is just a fucking waste.
prico - lol
but if i didn't correct moiker i'd get a wtf??? posting!
(i always hated how tony on who's the boss would call judith light "angeluhr" new yawk accents aren't pretty to my southern ears)
how often do you find out that someone with the moiker 'fartsicle' has insights on the LME?
just me | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 5:01 pm Insights? I just remember what I observe and hear. I wish I could tell you some of the stories from my metals days but it's only been a year and I have no idea who (if anyone) from my old company may be on here. *shudders*
Bug Spray, I would not recommend the metals market for any individual right now unless you got a lot of balls and deep pockets.
I think Kelly looks cute & happy, so there! I also think that man hands + adam's apple + man voice are the scourge of trannies everywhere. Oh well, at least with the voice they can pretend they're Lauren Bacall. As for the man hands + adam's apple, well, I guess they can pretend they're Ann Coulter.
Tossing 12" of cock into the trash is just a fucking waste.
anonymous | 05.12.06 - 5:05 pm |
Hear hear!
just me | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 5:06 pm They ain't too pretty to us New Englanders, either! And I have not idea who will absorb it, but it stands to reason they have no choce.
bug spray - just keep putting it in the retirement account - smart smart cookie! (you'd be surprised how many people i see who don't have a dime and are thisclose to retiring - on what, i dunno)
Tossing 12" of cock into the trash is just a fucking waste.
anonymous | 05.12.06 - 5:05 pm |
Toss it this way!
mousie all i know i got from the economist...but i guess i assumed that china's srb was government owned and would the tab would go to the government. and some poor stupid trader would be shot and his kidneys sold on the open market...
http://www.economist.com/agenda/
...tory_id=5164898
Thats not kelly's boyfriend, that is her best friend Nate, and he's a gay.
bug spray - just keep putting it in the retirement account - smart smart cookie! (you'd be surprised how many people i see who don't have a dime and are thisclose to retiring - on what, i dunno)
just me
Hubby's company matches our contributions up to a certain amount, so it's like wasted $$ if we DON'T contribute. We're not putting in as much as we'd like right now. We're supporting 2 teenagers (college) and did have 3 teens up until a few weeks ago.
We hope to be able to sock away more in the future. But it scares the bejesus outta me, because I know nothing about the investing part and have to trust that the company chose decently and we won't lose it all!
he's a gay.
Peter A | 05.12.06 - 5:13 pm | #
a gay what?
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.12.06 - 5:19 pm | #
A gay divorcee? *Shrugs*
Gay Paree?
bug spray - for the most part companies won't give you any retirement choices that aren't relatively solid or they run the risk of getting really sued. so while you won't get a whole lot of choice you should be able to diversify the way you always hear (so much large company, so much small, so much international, so much bond) i absolutely can't tell you what to or not to invest in, but bond funds probably won't be a great place to be until the fed slows down the rate increases - if you have a fixed rate option that might be better for you bond allocated $$ but I can't make a recommendation as i don't know anything about your situation disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer and past performance is no guarantee of future results disclaimer disclaimer...
read "for your bond allocated dollars"
LOL! Thanks just me. We picked the one where they have different plans based on how many years it is until you retire. The farther away from retirement you are, the more "risky" your plan is, and the more interest it earns.
As you get closer to retirement, they move the funds into safer investments.
Toss it this way!
Blue Rose | 05.12.06 - 5:11 pm Over here!
just me - it is state-owned. I remember a few years ago a trader at ***** in NYC transposed numbers in a trade. Instead of typing a buy order for 1,025,000 shares, he put in 2,105,000 shares! Cost the company (a bank) millions! Needless to say, that shit was fired.
Bug - just be careful. You really should at least try to learn about the funds your company has. Traditionally, they do tend to be solid but you also need to know what your risk level is. Obviously, with kids in college, yuo don't want high risk but depending on your situation, you may want to go a bit higher than low risk.
I think we're at "medium" risk, right now, Mousie.
Did you see my mention to you on the Jake thread that the Carter boys are getting their own reality show?
http://www.starpulse.com/news/
in...aron_carter_rea
mousie is right - do your due diligence. but don't get too stressed out - just pile as much away as you can in the plan that's right for you. and get rid of any of that evil loansharky credit card debt you may be carrying around.
Tossing 12" of cock into the trash is just a fucking waste.
anonymous | 05.12.06 - 5:05 pm | #
*putting on my rubber gloves and boots to go dumpster diving*
night all! have a great weekend!
bye just me!
thank goodness kelly had the decency to photographed wearing clothes instead of bathing suit..otherwisw i would be barfing for sure...
And to follow Mousie, I want to wish my Dlisted chicas a Happy Mom's Day, too. I still miss my mom and throw out good vibes to her.
I am not a feminist nor am I politically correct (in fact, I'm quite incorrect), but Joe Francis is the lowest of the low. Like someone said on Popsugar, Joe Francis didn't get beat by the ugly stick, he IS the ugly stick! He and HOhan should get married -- he likes sluts (she's a slut), he has money (an obvious prerequisite for her) and they're both ugly and oily! A match made in heaven!
MOIST! I just licked my TV. Stabler in his drawers.
That Mariah commercial is retarted. I have NOOOOOOOOOOO idea what she sings about, I can't understand a damn word. The moter part is just stupid. The good thing about it is the lighting and the camera filters.
Mousie, babe, get your bib out! Are you doing a SVU screening? Anytime I see Stabler in his shorts, partially shirtless, shirtless -- oh, hell, totally clothed -- I cream my panties! I love his neck -- I would give hickies galore on that gorgeous stretch of skin. I'd live in his pants if I got the chance!
Bonnie - Can he fit both of us in his shorts? So lemme guess. Now that you decided to approach him, you haven't see his ass, right? Dude, someone just called me a racist on the Brangelina thread. WTF is that?
Mousie -- do you get IFC? "Bound" is on tonight -- I guess it would be 9:00 p.m. if you are in CT, right? The commercial shown last night featured Chris Meloni --- I actualy forgot he was in that movie. I think he's hotter now that he's older, but that body has always been the hottest!
I can see that rehab TWO TIMES has really worked for Kelly. Ozzy and Sharon must be so proud.
WHY DO PEOPLE FIND TILA ATTRACTIVE!?! WHAT IS THE DRAW? she's like an asian even uglier paris, blech!
CHILD...TYRA BEST FIRE THE FOOL THAT SLAPPED THAT WEAVE ON HER HEAD FOR OPRAHS BALL. WE KNOW MISS TYRA IS SNATCH ASS BALD UNDER THAT MANE SO I SUGGEST SHE GO WITH BANGS NEXT TIME.
I don't get why Tyra just wears her hair short. Or even natural. Everybody knows hse weaqrs a weave; she even makes it a co-host on her show. Tyra needs to wear her normal hair.
Twists, dreads, taco meat, whatever. She's pretty enough to carry it off then we won't have to see pictures like this. Well, it is kind of fun...
I like Michelle Rodriguez. I know she plays the same role in every movie, but I like that role she plays. It's entertaining. It reminds me of "The Switchbalde Sisters"-a cheesily good movie from the seventies. I also think she's not one to mess with.
Not because she's a great fighter or a real tough chick; more because she's a crazy chick that'll come back and burn your house down while you sleep after you beat her down.
If you catch her in the act and have the cops take her away, she'll be there a week later with the gas can again, and again, and again...eating a ham sandwich, waiting for you to go to sleep.
Michelle is funny.
Mousie, hon, why would anyone call you a racist? You're a lover, not a hater, babe -- screw whoever said that.
O.K., first off, Michelle R. is a big homo and THAT'S why she liked jail. She got lots of love. he he. And Blohan, MUST you give that same nasty look in EVERY picture you take? And you are totally Blohaning that dude from Girls Gone Wild. Ew. Can you imagine how many diseases they probably passed back and forth between them? *shudder*
joe francis & lohan deserve each other.
totally.
Tang Wei Dong, Lindsay Lohan does look nasty. Actually, she looks stinky. She always looks like she smells like Pastrami. LOL!
Ewwwww Kelly.
KEVIN ZEGERS IS FREE! Hallejuha. I can sleep now.
Tyra needs a shaveeeeeeeee
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