GOD i want him in me.
he is looking so hairy!
me too!!!
Let's hold him down and shave him...everywhere. Muahaha!
I'm going to kidnap him and keep him tied to my bed.
Uh oh. Where is Fancy?
and he's proud to show it!!!
JAKE!!! You're supposed to SWALLOW!!!
i think it was someone with deadly aim and a waterballoon!
damn dirty boy! wash your fucking clothes!!
what's that?? i can lick it off?? okay!!
Jake and sppoge in the same sentence...now all that needs to be added to that is me.
It's his boyfriend's jizzy juice on his sweater!!! YUMMY!!
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE
he is a bit on the hairy side...but at least that shit looks trimmed and it's not all splotchy and fucking scraggly and shit.
i just hope he trims south of the equator. nothing worse than having to floss out pubes.
Micah your avatar just makes me happy all over. 
Leave his pubes alone!!! LOL
I just wish he'd lose the giant hairy mole. . . it grosses me out.
...except for the pube that gets stuck at the back of your throat and you can't cought it or scratch it out, and swallowing doesn't make it go away.... damn i hate that.
Micah you and I seem to have the same taste...LOVE me some Wentworth too!
Like we say in Puerto Rico, "got a pube in your throat? drink some comb tea".
What a cutie but he needs to get rid of that beard on his face.
Is that his nasty new snowboarding beard/gf? Jesus she's fug. She makes Kimberley Stewart look like Schaherazade.
Micah you and I seem to have the same taste...LOVE me some Wentworth too!
wontingwitch
Looks like we're gonna have to split him 3 ways.
She can't be his beard, she's a lesbian!
Oh, wait...
Ok, Bug Spray... but the dirt star is MINE!!
no way that horseface is his girlfriend. she probably winnies when she's cumming!!
what happened to his sweater? did he get hit by a water balloon???
Ok, Bug Spray... but the dirt star is MINE!!
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow
And you are welcome to it, Prico! LOLOL!!
Ahem... HIS dirt star.
morticia - ewwww!
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.12.06 - 5:03 pm |
I bet that sounds better in spanish 
THAT'S his girlfriend?! Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch that bitch is fuuuuuugly!
It does, lol.
Drink comb tea = "Toma té de peinilla"
makes me want to drag him to the house & strip him down & wash his clothes. all of them. and make him wait around naked. yes naked.
If that's his new girlfriend then it is true, he's gay and that's a sad attempt at a beard.
that's one ugly horse clomping along behind
and make him wait around naked. yes naked.
spin sycle
And as long as he's nekkid, might as well put the boy to work! Heh.
He probably just popped one of his zits. What a greasy, Crisco weasel. Nasty, skrawny little boy!
it's okay if he's a dirty boy - that's how I like 'em.
JAKE!!! You're supposed to SWALLOW!!!
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.12.06 - 4:59 pm | #
oh, good lord...
i was drinking mate and suddendy turned into a cow and regurgitate the damn drink!!!
ugh!!!
i i i just don't think jake's tasty. his body is great and all, but his face just doesn't do it for me. i feel like one of those people who don't get why everyone thinks angelina jolie is sexy.
JAKE!!! You're supposed to SWALLOW!!!
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow 
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? MATSUI BROKE HIS WRIST????????????
just me - I hear ya. I don't think Toothy is fug. I think he's cute like a puppy. I also don't think Jolie is all that hot. Although she does have gorgeous eyes.
Oh man, Fancy is gonna kill me for saying that! She ses it, here come the Hagface comments! HAHAHA!
Mousie, did you see where there's going to be a new reality show starring your husband and the other Carter boys? I'm serious!
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.12.06 - 4:59 pm | #
exactly!
but mouse - angie is sooooo hot how can you think otherwise
actually i do think she's gaw-geous. toothy tile - i know i better duck but i have to say that when jen anniston had to kiss him in the good girl, i felt bad for her
*ducking*
Bug - yeah, I saw dat a few weeks ago. My hagface husband, his meth head brother and his jailbird sisters. Yeah - that'll work. You just know I'll be licking my TV! SLURP!
grunt
he's redeamed himself. he's looking mighty fine.
Mousie, jus don't stick your tongue in the socket!!!
drooling fans go with the I am a star territory?
I think beard girl sat on him with her wet vagina. Jakey obviously doesnt wanna take it that far so that's why he's walking away from her, and she's chasing after him.
I think he is hot spoooooooooge on his ass or not.
Bug, got any Windex? I need to stock up now!
Ugh. Honestly, I just ran up on the most diSGUSting pic of Hagface. That boy needs serious help. Where the fuck are the Queer Eye guys? Oh wait. Do they provide detox, too?
MMMMMMMM, Juicy. I loved the "just been spooged on"/post-coital look.
FUG HO is just chasing a fantasy that she'll NEVER catch.
No Windex, Mousie, but I have plenty of Lysol. (running and ducking for cover)
Bug, I think I need Clorox!
Well body language shows that he is not into her at all. God I miss his clean shaven days. You guys remember that pose he did where he is all wet in a sweater and jeans and just a peek of white undies is showing from his waistline...google it if you must..it is worth it. Happy Baby's Mama day!
Is that Michael Jackson's ex, Debbie Rowe? Will she have Jake's children, too?
What a cutie but he needs to get rid of that beard on his face.
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 5:03 pm |
Honey, that's not the only "beard" he needs to get rid of/trim/use a depilatory on.
Who is the girl with Jake in the photos? It certainly isn't that snowboader chick.
Who is the girl with Jake in the photos? It certainly isn't that snowboader chick.
Dorian Gray | 05.12.06 - 6:31 pm | #
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That is a total dyke w/him. She is bulldaggin' and hangin' like the truck driver she is. Damn, he could've at least got some believable femme bitch for his beard!
I prefer Jake clean shaven as well. I think he is totally fucking with us with the beard. He's like "I know you're all watching me and I know how much hotter I am beardless. You people are getting on my fucking nerves so here's this beard bitches!" And...as long as I get access to Wents' tongue and dick, the dirt star and the rest of him can be shared amongst the rest of you...damn that Wentworth...now I have to change my underwear...
KY jelly stains, Jakey! Next time, get totally nakey!
he makes me want to touch myself.
be back soon.
Looks like he was working out with Austin. Working up a sweat. Yummy..
www.brokebackmountainvermont.com
Who's the ugly woman with him? He so doesn't want her to touch him. I can tell by his body language.
hey guys,
if i want to respond to a post word from word, How do you copy it? HELP
it looks like hes walking fast away from that chick cause he enmbarresed to be with her
Oakraider, you mean like quoting another person's words?
he's ditching his beard!!!!
M'kay, yeah, the snowboarder chick was heinous, but this particular heinous chick does not happen to be her.
I've seen a few more of the pics in this sequence and it doesn't seem like someone he even knows...you just see her appear in a far distant corner of the frame, then get closer, and closer...it's creepy, really. I was scared just looking at the pics. Hope he's ok, has anyone seen pics taken more recently, or are these going to be used on the "last seen with..." posters?
doesn't do it for me unless he's shirtless. Gimme Heath anyday.
vanina 7:57pm;
YES. That's exactly what I mean! Thanks
This guy is UGLY and GAY!
Oak!!! it's easy, just have to select what you like with the mouse, click your mouse's left button, copy it and then paste it, just like when you use the word program!!!
why don't you give it a try right now to see if it works???
Ew ew ew ew ew. What is the attraction? I just don't get it. He is SO Crisp Lisp and George Clooney is Toothy Tile. Well, maybe Tom Cruise is Toothy but whatever.
vanina 8:37pm,
Thank You I'll try it now! The left side of the mouse?
I do think he is totally do-able...he is so not into the chick chasing him.
oak!!! the left button!!!
What left button? I'm so sorry!
Oak!!!LOL!!! it's like when you're copyin a tex in the word program, you select the text then copy it and then paste it in the place when you want it to be (in this case the comment box)
try it now
vanina, i'm on a laptop....No external mouse.
Tex= text
oh, shit!!! now i get it!!!!(duh)
Oak!!!! you just killed me!!!! i'm so dumb at these things, i'm totally a prehistoric ass with computers...
*thinking harder*
and now with everybody gone...
Help!!!! anyone!!!!
let me do some "research", if i find anything i'll post you!!!!!
Okay. I'll try it again. Thank you so much. Yes I'm a computer dork
Vanina,
Okay! You are so sweet! No problem! Thanks again for your help!
Oak!!! i found something, try ctrl-insert and shift-insert...
i don't think anyone could be as dorky as i am!!! believe me!!!
Jesus he is SO fucking sexy!
I LOVE the beard, really suits him and goes with the rest of his horny furry bod!
What I wouldn't do to have him sweat all over me whilst pounding the fuck outta my ass!
He's not ugly. But he does seem gay.
oak!!! i found this very helpful page, and i thought you may like it, it's www.howstuffworks.com (go to the computer stuff section)
i have to go now
good night to you and everybody here, i hope you and everybody have sweet dreams and a great weekend!!!
nitey nite!
Is his fly open? Sure looks like it in that last picture...
Come hither Mr Gyllenhaal,I've a lovely set of Panasonic Clippers & I'd love to do a job on you,1st the scruffy beard,then the chest and arms
next the pubic box for a tidy up,then the legs,ass,then we make merry...
Do You Love?
Is his fly open? Sure looks like it in that last picture...
he's a regular lawn sprinkler!!
Thanks vanina for all of your help! 
GO YANKEES 
if only he's older, hed be perfect as d d'vinci decoder...yummy, can pass as somebody with brains, yummy, sensitive looking, yummy...gah!!!!
so funny how you idiots say he's hot cuz he posed in a few scantily posed pics.
He's a fug, and you guys wouldn't give him 2 glances if a guy looking like him passed you on the street.
It's hilarious what a few million in the bank and being on the cover of every popular magazine will get you.
If the elephant man were alive today and got the cover of GQ, you skanks would be saying how you'd love to "hit it" and how you bet he's packin under the boxers.
LMAO posers.
Spooged? What's that?
Has he let his eyebrows grow out like crazy?
His face looks completely different (even disregarding the beard!)
Yum. Want me some of that.
OAK: Highlite every text you want and then hit CONTROL C (copy). Then when you get to your posting comment box hit CONTROL V (paste).
As for Jake, that isn't spooge. Fergie from BEP's sat on him...the rest is history.
He's getting even more beautiful every minute.
needs to get rid of the RED beard..fug...dude, quit wearing the same clothes over and over...that won't turn ya into a real guy
He looks like teen wolfe
That boy is fugly to the 10th power.
Jake, you are mine and you must come over right now and go down on me and eat met silly. Then I want you to fuck me forever.
You are hot Jake and remember, I am the girl for you Jakey!!!!
^^ Take some medicine.
Y'all are so dense it's really hilarious! First, he looks absolutely gorgeous. Delicious! And the girl he's with, all your body language crap is just crap, is behind him for a reason. He doesn't want to call attention to her... so no public handholding, etc. BTW: Are we sure it's not Kiki??? He was seen out with her at a concert a few nights ago. Hah!
Whos the amazon hosebeast following him around? damnnn.. she looks like a crackhead linebacker. wtf???
you guys SERIOUSLY dont believe that he is straight do you? come the hell on, people.. fuck. lol
I thought the word was splooge
THE MOVIE, BROKEBACK MOUTAIN SCREWED THIS FAGS LIFE UP. HE IS UGLY.
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