sharon is fuglier fo sho
actually, wait maybe the other one.
no. sharon fo sho is the fuggest
I would say Sharon Stone...but she still has those legs...so...Marla.
u guys slow on the trigger today. wheres all you 'firsssst' bitches at?
Sharon is. 
I nail both of them, you guys are high.
Both are stretched a bit too tight and look like plastic-surgery sisters. From the same plastic-surgery parent!
yeah. anon 5:55 is right. they are both old hotties. who the fuck am i kidding. those are some hot smokin drippen wet grannies and i'de hit em both repeatedly. . . . with a wet fart that is.
no. no i would hit those grannies the right way. with the love.
MC damn yo, you're in love with this post
Honestly, for their respective ages, I think they both look damn good.
Okay, yeah, I know. I softballed that, but it's Friday and I haven't said anything nice all week.
ewwwwwwww Sharon by far
I don't know, but SS's dress looks like a strawberry pelt or something.
sharon has a glazed look in the second picture, so she wins fugly this time...
They both are in great shape...not crazy about Sharon's hair though.
What the hell is wrong with you? These two woman are actually really good looking...granted they are in their 40's...but damn...they are still kinda hot.
Sharon went the way of the high-brows.., no going back unless she lets them grow them furry.. woof
Stone
Neither one are what I'd call ugly.
Slow gossip day?
i'm in love with the dong. i'm in love with this post. i'm in love with sharon stone. i've got so much love. please pass the pie.
Marla Maples looks fuglier, but i would def take both!
I think the better question is who has more botox in them?
Are you kidding? They both rock...
brows of 'brownStone' or what???
stone is fuglier, but both eqaully stupidest.
Sharon Stone looks like an old stone
Sharon...and those GIANT boobs. Goddam, where did those come from? They're bigger than normal
for broads their age(s) they are smokin'...... jesus
Marla aint no Granny at 35
war of the cleavages!!!
Actually (don't throw anything), they both look kinda hot in these pics. I don't think I'd want any of Marla, but I'd totally hit Sharon 'cause you know that bitch is crazy in bed. And the kitchen. The garage. The basement.
Is Sharon Stone Mr. Spock's sister by any chance?
Sharon, i think marla looks hot actually!
Marla's ok I guess, but loses points for letting the Donald touch her.
Gotta stick with the props. I hope I look half that good at, what, early 50s?
tough call. but it's gotta be Sharon.
Sharon Stone tits.
A better question would be... Who looks more desperate for attention?
Honestly, I hope that when I'm Sharon's age, I look that fine!
Oh come on they're not fug.
You mean to tell me that those are two different women. They both look identical. VERY SCARY.
sharon, by far. i mean, if im 70 and still looking like that then id be juiced, but id bang marla first (with the lights out and drunk, of course)
sharon stone could stab someone with her cheeks. at least marla KIND OF looks like some of her face is actually her own biological material.
sharon. by far. at least marla looks age-appropriate. sharon looks like she's going to a jersey middle school dance in a dress her dad is going to get really mad at her for wearing.
"Honestly, I hope that when I'm Sharon's age, I look that fine!"
Mousie Hagface Carter | 05.12.06 - 6:44 pm | #
You'll just need a lot of money!
and then she'll come home all knocked up and unsure of who the father is. the bangs...?!*&#@ seriously... the bangs?!*&#@
I think they're both gorgeous.
They've got 20 years on me and still look better
than me.
marla's not that old. she can barely be 40, but is probably a little younger. and she doesn't LOOK like she's had plastic surgery. but she sure is shiny. why is everyone in this pic sweating?
sharon's eyes are pulling back too far. at first i thought this was marla and blohan without freckles. so i guess sharon wins.
Is this really a question?! Sharon Stone—especially in that tacky, Atlantic City hooker-ish ensemble. Fug.
Those are pretty good pics of both of them, but I've seen too many pictures previously of Sharon Stone looking like shit. (Plus Stone is too conceited to be really pretty inside!)
Sharon's sexy here.
Sharon Stone!! She looks like the fucking grinch!!
police just snagged 4 tons of weed in Mazatlan! Godamn let me hit that!
I haven't been digging Sharon's make-up choices of late, but Marla is way fugly! I actually have a girl crush on Sharon -- have always loved her and think she's stunning. Marla is just so bland and stupid. I also read she says she's 35 -- my ass, she's 35, the old Trump-schtooping whore!
MARLA MAPLES WITH HER HOOK NOSE AND FAUX FARRAH HAIR IS MUCH FUGLIER. SHARON IS OLDER AND LOOKS BETTER AND AT LEAST CAN ACT. ALL MISS MAPLES IS KNOWN FOR IS BEING A HOMEWRECKER!!
Sharon is way fuglier!
HEATHER TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK
Getting old/aging is hell on looks. Sharon Stone used to be gorgous. What happened to growing old gracefully -- like Sophia Loren. She's beautiful for her age, is stylish (doesn't dress like an old lady) but understands that she not 20 anymore and doesn't try to show you her coochie in a movie. What's sadder than the ravages of time is watching these middle age women (like Madonna, Sharon Stone, etc.,) act like they're still in their 20s.
They look the f'n same!
LOLA WHO SETS THE STANDARDS FOR WHAT WOMEN IN THEIR 40 AND 50S SHOULD DRESS LIKE. I BELIEVE THAT MADONNA AND SHARON STONE LOOK AMAZING FOR THEIR AGES AND HAVE BODIES OF 20 YEAR OLDS. I THINK WOMEN CAN STILL DRESS SEXY AND STYLISH WELL INTO THEIR SIXTIES.
I BELIVE IN USING WHAT MOTHER NATURE GAVE YOU BEFORE FATHER TIME TAKES IT AWAY!!!!!!!!
must be the 2-for-1 season closeout dress sale down at ross
@ LOLA
Oh please Sophia Loren is like 103 years old so of course she dresses different. I'm pretty sure that if she was Sharon or Madonna's age she would also dress like them. If you look at old pictures of her she also liked to show her tits. And as far as growing old gracefully Sophia has done work to it's a know fact so she like every woman (and man) she likes to look younger as well.
Both look lush, ten times better than the lollipop hollywood idiotts.
sharon looks hot for an older lady come on admit it!
Honest answers... Is is based on their age or because of the surgery? (Or bad surgery...)
I think they are both okay--Britney now there's one fugly lady!!!
Are you kidding me? They are both fuckable as hell. What a stupid question.
tim-
maybe they just had greasy sex
I don't know that they're fug. Just phoney.
Oh, they both look fine for their ages....get a grip people.
You're kidding, right? I wish ALL women in their 40's looked as nice.
Sharon Stone's nasty personality and the fact that she THINKS she is hot shit makes her ugly. I don't think Marla is ugly at all.
actually they both look hot, they look alike, do they have the same plastic surgeon. lol
beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes straight to the bone!!!
Sharon has freaky eyebrows, so I vote for her.
I can't wait until all you creeps get to be 40. These chicks are hot - will you be at 40? Doubt if you all are now. Losers.
I don't think either of them look bad.
I can't wait until all you creeps get to be 40. These chicks are hot - will you be at 40? Doubt if you all are now. Losers.
Rebeca
oh! your insight is so refreshing, I changed my mind about everything! i shall now go blow my brains out.
sucker.
I actually think both of them look pretty good in this picture...now, as far as who is the sluttiest, or dumbest, or craziest...it is a total toss-up.
Great spin sycle! The world does take care of itself in that way - the dumbest generally do not survive.
then you should be gone shortly, Rebeca
wow. I thought Sharon was Lindsay Lohan at first glance
I can't wait until all you creeps get to be 40. These chicks are hot - will you be at 40? Doubt if you all are now. Losers.
Rebeca | 05.12.06 - 8:49 pm | #
Who are you Sharon Stone's mother? Or maybe you're just a frustrated carpet muncher so fug that even these two fuglies wouldn't let you lick their twats.
They do look pretty good. That coming from a girl with dialated pupils and fuzzy vision. It's like looking at dlisted through rose colored glasses.
Anonymous
Rebeca wants to lick their dirt stars!
It was you being dramatic and claiming to blow your brains out.
Your comments come from ignorance and the need to seek attention for yourself. The real point was that these two mature ladies are not ugly. They are famous because a lot of people spent money to see them and quite frankly, they just aren't ugly like a lot of immature posters like you like to post. They are simply pretty ladies who got older.
The end.
Good luck silly boy.
I can't wait until all you creeps get to be 40. These chicks are hot - will you be at 40? Doubt if you all are now. Losers.
Rebeca | 05.12.06 - 8:49 pm | #
Yes, your postings are so much more mature and less attention seeking than the other losers on DListed.
Rebeca
oh, i'll run away and cry because you hurt me so!!!
not.
your momma shoulda swallowed.
2 hot bitches
Your comments come from ignorance and the need to seek attention for yourself. The real point was that these two mature ladies are not ugly. They are famous because a lot of people spent money to see them and quite frankly, they just aren't ugly like a lot of immature posters like you like to post. They are simply pretty ladies who got older.
The end.
Good luck silly boy.
Rebeca | 05.12.06 - 9:15 pm | #
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so just because YOU don't think they're ugly doesn't mean that others don't. So no "the end" you arrogant twat. BTW, do you even know who Marla Maples is? I don't think alot of people have paid money to see her -- she's simply famous for fucking Donald Trump.
Oh God! I thought that was Lindsey Lohan on the right...I was going to say, LL is finally having a good day for once. It's bad when Sharon Stone, at 50, looks younger and sexier than Crackwhore Lohan does at 19.
Shazza looks fucking hot here!
Marla looks like Kim Cattrall. If Kim Cattrall had a horse shit on her face and Paris Hilton rub her fanny batter all over her hair!
wow. we're just having a regular ol' DListed time like always and these noobs come on & critic critic critic like they've never seen gossip or heard it before....look assholes, this is how we are. if you don't like it, you don't have to be here. but we're not going to change just to make you happy.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
and sure, ANYBODY can look perfect for the right amount of $$$$ just look at sharon stone, mamie van doren, pam anderson, demi moore....and so on and so on and so on
Oh God! I thought that was Lindsey Lohan on the right...I was going to say, LL is finally having a good day for once. It's bad when Sharon Stone, at 50, looks younger and sexier than Crackwhore Lohan does at 19.
Ilsa
i know, right! even glen close looked better than lohan!
Spin Cycle. Yes!
Spin Cycle. Yes!
Anonymous
word.
Rebeca, didn't you get the memo?
If you don't have an avatar, if you have a different opinion than the "regulars", if you don't spend 12 out of 24 hours a day on Dlisted..you are not allowed to comment here.
This is the only place they find acceptance in their lives...hiding behind their avatars.
Get it straight.
Sharon is at least 15 years older than Marla, and she looks fake as shit.
Marla is HOT!! I have a girl crush on her, she is just incredibly naturally beautiful. She was incredibly stunning when she was in her 20s.
However, I must deduct major points from both. Sharon has an evil, vicious, ugly personality, so I wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot kimodo dragon.
Marla gets mucho points deducted for hooking up with Donald, and then not having sufficient personality or sexual ability to hold onto him. He ditched her ass pretty fast. She deserved a lot better than him. I'm sure he's a lousy fuck, so egotistical.
coolkids
so easy to say when you're only hiding behind your keyboard & monitor, huh?
and Phimphy, i think you're right!
Sharon Ston is wayyyyy uglyer!!!
Actually, I think Marla looks pretty good. Sharon on the other hand, doesn't.
i'm not sure but i think their dimples match!
(frankly i don't give a rat's ass about either of these.....celebrities! i mean, Phimphy had it totally right! wish i could see their shoes...that would help)
i still see the battle of the boobies!
maples isn't too bad, sharon stone looks like an 80's hooker
sharon stone looks like an 80's hooker
stacy
they are both beautiful, but Sharon's dress is uglier.
They both look AMAZING if you glance to the right of the pictures and see Brits ugly mug in comparison...
You guys are crazy. Sharon is beautiful.
She's a total bitch, but she's beautiful.
They both look AMAZING if you glance to the right of the pictures and see Brits ugly mug in comparison...
MOSSfan
well yeah, no argument there!
Ok, I fucking changed my mind. They both look great for their age.
Time to iron. Yuck. 
Be back later. Hope Sloan will be here.
Mouse and Shell..Love you hot bitches.
Hi, Spin...
Ok, I fucking changed my mind. They both look great for their age.
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:40 pm | #
No one could accuse you of being indecisive, hon. 
NEW ANNETTE AND BRANDON INTERVIEW UP
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http://churchofannette.blogspot.com/
on total looks and persona I've got to go with Sharon 'cause she annoys me to DEATH! But I will say Marla's implants are leaving some weird creases.
Fuck that! They are both hot. So what they are older than 15. We're such ageaphobes.
that weird mark across the bridge of Marla's nose makes it look like she's got a snap-on nose, like Mr. Potato Head. What up with that?
hi sassy!
god scout, i cannot get over how funny your grav is!!
snap-on nose,
snap on! snap off! snap on snap off....the snapper!!!
spin cycle it still cracks ME up... cause it's so reminiscent of his ciggie smoking apathetic daddy!!!
no kidding scout! must be them jeans.....er genes
Sorry, but I never thought Marla Maples was pretty even when she was young and with "The Donald." I always thought Marla was strange looking. Now, the new Mrs. Trump - Melania is gorgeous. As was Sharon Stone when she was young.
Marla's daughter Tiffany is fug too like her momma. Saw a recent pic of her not too long back somewhere.
well this is snarktastic!
http://www.nypost.com/entertainm...nment/
68362.htm
Spin---Is that on topic? I think not.
havn't you dropped off the planet yet?
it's not your board.
Marla definitely. She's got those bugged out eyes. Also, Sharon at least has SOME talent, which makes her a little more attractive to me. What's Marla done besides fuck a rich man, have his kid, and is now set for life?
well..yeah......uh, yeah
Who cares about looks! I want to see both of them drop their clothes and cop a squat on the floor. Now that would score points for me...
Spin---Is that on topic? I think not.
Rebeca | 05.12.06 - 11:30 pm | #
You are NOT the MOD so shut the fuck up!
Hello to Spin and Scout.
Sassy! s'up?
Connie Marble
wow, there's a visual!
Long Island Irish, hon, I agree with you on Shitney -- that is one ugly dame. She has that fetal alcohol syndrome look about her -- the weird, down-turned, far apart eyes and all.
And Ilsa, you're so right about Sharon looking way hotter than HOhan. Sharon's nearly 30 years older and looks a million times better. For Christ's sake -- just look at Sharon's posture and her skin, she's not posing like some dufus blowing kisses with hideous freckles.
marla maples shouldn't be considered fugly.
or looking 6 shades of stoned! ok, maybe only 2 shades...
Sassy! s'up?
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:47 pm | #
Just got done ironing clothes and drinking. How the hell are you?
happy very much vodka you!
wait....
Who cares about looks! I want to see both of them drop their clothes and cop a squat on the floor. Now that would score points for me...
Connie Marble | 05.12.06 - 11:43 pm | #
Looks are a must. And your post was gross!
i know! i think i need therapy!
both
sharon's hair is KILLING me i nthe pics! bad choice. she looks like a hooker elf.
They both look good and I am not going to say 'for their age".I have never thought of either woman as beautiful, They are passable, presentable, and pretty enough not to make me want to throw up.
But if they speak, or better yet, if they move even just a 1/10000000th of a centimeter, then I cannot stop the dry heave attack. Thay must stay frozen in those poses.
Spin...Glad you are having a great night. You are drinking Vodka? Damn, that shit would make me buzzed fast.
PUT THAT IRON DOWN SASSY!
Hello, hot Mer.
Bitch..The IRON is down! I hate to iron but it needed to be done.
On Topic: Sharon had her boobs done. They look nice.
Hello Hot Wedge Sassy, how old is Sharon Stone? Her arms look pretty good.
vodka is your friend!!
i wanna say sharon's 48? something like that
happy very much vodka you!
wait....
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:53 pm | #
Hi Spin, That sounds like something off a cheap made in China Tamgotchi knock-off box. (not that I would know anything about knock-offs or Tamagotchis
Mer...I think she is 47 or 48. Hot piece of ass for that age. Being in your 40's is hot shit. I can't believe I am saying that.
Be back in a sec.
meramari
i know! that's why i stopped myself! i think i'm channeling old chinese ppl!
Who cares about looks! I want to see both of them drop their clothes and cop a squat on the floor. Now that would score points for me...
Connie Marble | 05.12.06 - 11:43 pm | #
Looks are a must. And your post was gross!
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:54 pm | #
I love your response...This coming from someone who's avatar is a pumped up lesbian anime ass!!! Go march down main street.
I don't think LaStone has ever had a "youthful" looking face. She is an attractive woman, a handsome woman,a well bone-structure woman with a good figure. So unless she lets herself go entirely or goes Meg Ryan-wild with the surgeries she can ride the looks out for another 7 -10 yrs. My little opinion...
i agree...i think she could still go for awhile
I think they're both beautiful. I'm not a big fan of cutting down women just for fun.
and still be fierce
what'a pumped up lesbian anime?
I know what the words mean individually but not together.
Marla, on the other hand, has weak bone structure. And that my little chicky Spin, is a curse. A CURSE I tell you!
i thik they're saying sassy has a hot ass
A CURSE I tell you!
I love your response...This coming from someone who's avatar is a pumped up lesbian anime ass!!! Go march down main street.
Connie Marble | 05.13.06 - 12:10 am | #
What is wrong with a lesbian ass? I think it's nice. You must have a flat ass, huh?
Hey mer, spin, sassy! I see some idiots were out in force earlier
Point #1
coolkids | 05.12.06 - 9:44 pm | #
the PROBLEM, "coolkids", is not having differing opinions or not having an avatar - it's people who come on like "rebeca" (sic) who start throwing insults OUT OF NOWHERE - THIS is "rebeca"s (sic) FIRST COMMENT:
I can't wait until all you creeps get to be 40. These chicks are hot - will you be at 40? Doubt if you all are now. Losers.
Rebeca | 05.12.06 - 8:49 pm | #
WTF!?!?!? If "Rebeca" (sic) wanted to say she thought both women were hot, both women were ugly, both women have green sludge erupting outta their pussies, more power to her, but throwing in insults like that is not only extremely immature, it's unnecessary and stupid. So THAT, "coolkids", is the problem
POINT #2 - REBECA - YOU SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG.
I have to say Sharon is hot for her age but I don't like some of the hair styles she wears.
i know! noobs just appear, post crap and then think anybody is going to be nice to them!
FUCK THAT!
I totally agree sassy! they are both fab here.....but i really don't like her hair in this and there are a lot of times her hair is totally fugtastic! barfugly even!
i thik they're saying sassy has a hot ass
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:14 am |
I don't give a shit what she/he thinks of me. They can bite my Sassy Ass!
even marla's hair is not that great here
Jenner..Hello hot bitch. Haven't read your post yet but will.
they might like that sassy!
hell, you might like it too!
jenner
noobs?
Spin - every. single. person. that comes on here complaining that the "regulars", or the "clique" as someone put it, don't like other with different opinions starts off the same way - they inevitably start off their FIRST POST with an insult. I don't know WHY people who post regularly would NOT welcome them or their opinions with open arms
It's a mystery, I tells ya
Shit my noobs hurt. hahahahahummmmmm
Jenner..Hello hot bitch. Haven't read your post yet but will.
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:24 am | #
hey sassy! you don't have to read it, just me having fun with idiots, as usual
and I too like the word "noobs" and shall try to incorporate it into my repertoire
POINT #2 - REBECA - YOU SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG.
jenner | 05.13.06 - 12:19 am | #
She needs a drink.
sorry meramari, i am such a comp geek! i reek of it!
jenner, i nkow, i don't get it either...there are plenty who ost on here with no problems, noobs who come in and are willing to post and snark and join in the fun and others seem to have no sense of humor at all.
HULK LIKE TO SMASH THEM!!!
Jenner, you're absolutely right! I agree wholeheartedly with you. not a drop of disagreement coming from me.
Are all the posters on this site a bunch of young lesbians? That's what your posts sound like.
fat fingering the dammm keys again! oh well
HULK ANGRY! HULK SMASH! HULK ........tired...........
Babs Johnson
you wish
HULK SMASH GOOD!!!
hell, you might like it too!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:24 am | #
Nope. I am not into chicks like that.
Only my hub can bite my ass!
oooh and here comes another "lesbian" comment
Unoriginal, but a LITTLE different, this morning it was "old fat dykes", so this time it's "young" ones......
Listen, just because I lick a little snatch does NOT make me a lesbian....oh, wait..........
see, you DO like it! i knew it!
Babs Johnson | 05.13.06 - 12:28 am | #
Yes Babs, Unless you are young and a lesbian, you do not belong here.
Jenner..It was great post, love.
mer, you have made me laugh out loud now twice in a row
Babs, you know this is:
www.younglesbianposters.com
right?
cuz babs is trolling for lezzies!
meramari
dammit! i thought i was
hotyoungsluts.com
DAMMIT!
THREE IN A ROW
hat trick!
Are all the posters on this site a bunch of young lesbians? That's what your posts sound like.
Babs Johnson | 05.13.06 - 12:28 am | #
Nope. I am married to a HOT piece of meat!
where's my dealer when i need him! fucker
Jenner..It was great post, love.
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:32 am | #
Like spin said, I have no idea why people don't just hop in & have fun, they take this blog thing a WEE bit too seriously
Hey Jenner, your full of sh--. You know damn well that if anyone challenges any member of your little daisy chain that you all turn into a swarm of Africanized bees and pounce on them. Why is that? I thought the First Amendment was alive and weel here on D-listed.
bitter much?
No Spin,
www.hotyounglesbianslutposters.com
is our sister website currently under development
We are so going to be deleted.
can't even type SHIT
must be a mormon
meramari
I am crying, i am laughing so hard!!
You bitches are making me laugh! And I have to get up early tomorrow.
Africanized bees
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
aw sassy! you can play just a little longer!
Lando Calrissian | 05.13.06 - 12:35 am | #
Lando, that is a beautiful name. Lando Fthefree
Lando Miface
Lando Mite
meramari
i need the one of the face crying while laughing!!!
Lando (lando????) - nope, the only time I ever see any contention is when people start tossin' the insults, that's it.
I am relatively new to posting here, but I haven't had a SINGLE issue with the "daisy chain" (daisy chain? what the....)
The reason for this is because a) I don't take A GOSSIP BLOG too seriously, & b) I didn't start off posting comments with the sole intention of insulting people (people I don't even know, which is even weirder that people wanna take down people they don't even know)
BUT HEY no matter what I say you'll disagree, and hey, more power to you.
Hey Jenner, your full of sh--. You know damn well that if anyone challenges any member of your little daisy chain that you all turn into a swarm of Africanized bees and pounce on them. Why is that? I thought the First Amendment was alive and weel here on D-listed.
Lando Calrissian | 05.13.06 - 12:35 am | #
Have a fucking a drink and join us hot bitches. We will welcome you will open arms.
makes me want to adapt from montey python:
sit on my face and tell me that you love me, LANDO!
I'll sit on your face and say i love you too, LANDO!
yeah, really! just snark along! we love to play!
Spin, you really ARE having a "fat finger" problem tonight, eh?
Appropriate since we're on younglesbians.com...........
aw sassy! you can play just a little longer!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:38 am | #
I will for a bit.
Spin, my cheeeks are beginning to hurt. I am going to wrinkle like Terri Snatcher. No smiling, no laughing, never lift your eyebrows in surprise and NEVER FROWN!-my mom's rules
ok...you caught me fingering myslef....dammm...i did it again!
I LIKE CICK DAMMIT!!!
DAMMM! I MEAN COCK!!
DAMMM! I MEAN COCK!!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:45 am | #
Have another Vodka!
Spin needs more vodka, STAT.
I know "Lando" is from Star Wars, but I'm in the middle of watching Family Guy and it reminded me of the episode where Peter goes to Meg's high school & calls himself "Lando Griffin" - ever see that episode? TOOOO FUNNY
(oh, and yeah if I seem distracted I'm all hyper from watching hockey AND again, have Family Guy on in the background, so ya...*googly eyes rotating*
aw sassy! you can play just a little longer!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:38 am | #
Please Saasy,saggy ass! This bitchhas been on here all night waiting for someone to throw her a bone.Talk to the loner.
Holy shit, Spin are you mixing?
I too like The Cock, but I didn't want to disappoint Babs........
Is there anything these celebrities could do make you people happy? You all seem to tear them apart no matter what they do or wear.
Spin, I am glad you had someone watchig over you. I hate to leave you alone. Thank you kind stranger.
no, maybe i should mix a little! shit!
lando griffin....gotta give it up! give up the toad now...
they could give me money, but then again ANYONE giving me money makes me happy............
Is there anything these celebrities could do make you people happy? You all seem to tear them apart no matter what they do or wear.
Amie What You Wanna Do | 05.13.06 - 12:49 am | #
no
Jenner - Yeah, you like the cock...As long is it's a strap-on!
lando griffin....gotta give it up! give up the toad now...
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:49 am | #
OK who's "fuglier", Marla, Sharon, or Lando Griffin?
Amie What You Wanna Do | 05.13.06 - 12:49 am | #
Oh come on, of course there's some we like, but the ones who end up on here-usually-are just begging to be ripped apart.
no...celebrities exist for our entertainment!!!
see? Babs wants me to be a lesbian SO BAD...........Babs, wanna make out?
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:51 am |
Yeah, like "Dance monkeys, DANCE!"
i have to choose jenner!!!
hey Blue Rose! Can't stop staring at creepy Angel puppet..............
Blue Rose, I must see your credentials please.
Young, check,
lesbian, check,
poster, check.
ooo...can fagboys join in the makeout? i do a wicked french tongue!!!
meramari | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:53 am | #
Oh shit, I left my papers in my other purse!
that puppet is sooo intense!!!
Please Saasy,saggy ass! This bitchhas been on here all night waiting for someone to throw her a bone.Talk to the loner.
Anonymous | 05.13.06 - 12:47 am | #
You can't even type right, bitch. You spelled my name wrong. Fuck off bitch. I have been here for about 1 hour. I love people that love to start shit with me. Bring it on bitch. I was going to bed but not after your fucking lame post. You must be one of my haters. Love it, bitch!
PS..Don't forget this is just the fucking internet.
Blue Rose | 05.13.06 - 12:54 am | #
psst, we call it a bag when we are lesbians. A purse when we are sluts.
sassy...do you have your own troll? your own personal troll???
i do a wicked french tongue!!!
that totally sounds like "I make a mean chicken parmesan" or something
jenner | 05.13.06 - 12:53 am | #
Heeeeeeeeey Jenner. With the powers of my Angel avatar, I can rule the world! lol
that totally sounds like "I make a mean chicken parmesan" or something
vodka very much!!!
sassy...do you have your own troll? your own personal troll???
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:56 am | #
YES, AND SHE IS HAVING IT MONOGRAMMED, BITCH.
what's that Angel? You want me to what? Kill the President........?
kick ass!
jenner's eyes just went all funny!
sassy...do you have your own troll? your own personal troll???
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:56 am |
I have a few.
wow.....the interweb is awesome!!!
the playoffs, Family Guy, and now Angel voices in my head..........that's it, I officially can no longer see colour..........
YES, AND SHE IS HAVING IT MONOGRAMMED, BITCH.
meramari | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:57 am | #
Right on my fucking SASSY ASS!
sassy's an net celeb!!!
I have a few.
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:59 am | #
Honey, you have a corral full of those creatures don't you?
Where did that troll bitch go?
yeah Sassy has a lot of fans........must be nice to be so popular 
*picks up binoculars, stares at strangers through window*
oh dammm...i forgot about the troll...it must have wandered off...scampered away
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:01 am |
I guess the big, bad dykes scared them away. lmao
Jenner love you okay?
Where did that troll bitch go?
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:01 am | #
Branding Department
Wow...I just came on here to challenge your gal's ethics. Looks like Sassy Ass wants to start World War III with Anonymous.
you mean women in comfortable shoes?
sassy's an net celeb!!!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:01 am | #
NOT!! Muahahaha! The damn smilies are not working for me.
Ethics? What ethics? They've already been interviewed, thank you.
Are all the posters on this site a bunch of young lesbians? That's what your posts sound like.
Babs Johnson | 05.13.06 - 12:28 am | #
that's "challenging ethics"????? Well, a tad unorthodox, but OK..........................?
ethics? huh?
mormons......sheeeesh!
Wow...I just came on here to challenge your gal's ethics. Looks like Sassy Ass wants to start World War III with Anonymous.
Babs Johnson | 05.13.06 - 1:03 am | #
I am not like that but I don't like people to talk shit about me. I am done with the anon.
I know I took that class in college but I didn't know I was supposed to pay attention.
I know I took that class in college but I didn't know I was supposed to pay attention.
ethics on a gossip site?
O_o
no stomping?
HULK WANT TO....oh never mind
Sassy saggy ass, it's funny you can cut on women your age when you look like you do! You claim your husband is so hot, why isn't he on your blog?
He has clients that read this blog and he does not want to pictured there.. Believe me, I know.
O.K. There is a folly with having this type of posting board. Nobody really knows who anybody is. Except the regulars - they're such egomaniacs and fly off the handle at anything that doesn't sound like an absolute tribute to them.
Anyhow...meramari just confirmed what I had suspected. You all come here to trash celebrities just to make yourselves feel better and also to try and diminish your boring pathetic lives. And that's the truth, Phhht.
Maybe I need to put a dick picture up for my Gravatar and then some people would shut the fuck up.
oh, i wring my hands a cry in shame!!!
a gossip site that is so bad!
for shame for shame!
oh fuck off
Babs Johnson | 05.13.06 - 1:09 am | #
so..............that's a no on making out?
jenner
guess not!!!
I always wondered how yoy spelled that sound. Phhhht, how many h's?
is it Phhhhhhtt or pfffffffffft?
or phhhhhhffffffffffffffpppt?
Sassy: You claim to be so well off?why do you live in a trailer? Just asking?
I still can't see colour, I'm in NO position to determine how to spell "pffft".......
Anyhow...meramari just confirmed what I had suspected. You all come here to trash celebrities just to make yourselves feel better and also to try and diminish your boring pathetic lives. And that's the truth, Phhht.
Babs Johnson | 05.13.06 - 1:09 am | #
What the fuck are YOU doing here?
jeeeez sassy, did your corral break open? trolls ahve to be shaved you know!
perez, is that you?
are you trying to make a funny?
No Jenner, you sit down and get your barings. Spin and I will figure out pgf=fjfjhietyttttt.
we don't hide what we say or do....leave if you don't like it!
flippity floo?
phhhhhhhhhhhlllloooooffft?
thanks mer
*groping walls in strange new colour blind world"
pllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzp
plop?
Sassy saggy ass, it's funny you can cut on women your age when you look like you do! You claim your husband is so hot, why isn't he on your blog?
He has clients that read this blog and he does not want to pictured there.. Believe me, I know.
Anonymous | 05.13.06 - 1:09 am | #
Let's see. First of all, I am not close to 50 like Sharon and I said she was hot for her age. Why should I post my hub on my blog? I don't even show my fucking kids. That is none of your business, bitch. I am so proud to be married to my hub. He is fucking hot and a great dad to our kids.
His clients read this shit? He has so many clients. Do you think they all read this shit? Fucking NOT!
I actually like coming on here but trying to initiate any type of meaningful discourse is impossible.
Wouldn't it be fun if we could all be visually linked while we write back and forth to each other. Of course that would mean all of you would have to get of your Sybians and put them in the closet!
Damn, I can't decide...
whaat the hell is wrong with you? waht is your point babs?
Noobs that's hard! Phhhfffttt? Pht, pphhtt. pHtT, PhGTT..
oh hell, if only I had been born with the gift. The gift, I TELL YOU!
You just made it.
plllllllllllbbbbbbbbbbpht!
is that it?
Sassy: You claim to be so well off?why do you live in a trailer? Just asking?
white trash | 05.13.06 - 1:14 am | #
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Fuck you bitch. Look at me blog. My house is NO fucking trailer.
I am done with the haters.
jesus babs. jealous much?
bbbbbbbbbbzzztpppp
that wasn't it
Babs Johnson | 05.13.06 - 1:18 am | #
I don't even know where to begin with THAT one
Saggy ass......He has sooooo many clients and you live in a trailer!
LMFAO
"meaningful discourse"
Are all the posters on this site a bunch of young lesbians? That's what your posts sound like.
Babs Johnson | 05.13.06 - 12:28 am | #
Jenner - Yeah, you like the cock...As long is it's a strap-on!
Babs Johnson | 05.13.06 - 12:50 am | #
Wow...I just came on here to challenge your gal's ethics. Looks like Sassy Ass wants to start World War III with Anonymous.
Babs Johnson | 05.13.06 - 1:03 am | #
O.K. There is a folly with having this type of posting board. Nobody really knows who anybody is. Except the regulars - they're such egomaniacs and fly off the handle at anything that doesn't sound like an absolute tribute to them.
Anyhow...meramari just confirmed what I had suspected. You all come here to trash celebrities just to make yourselves feel better and also to try and diminish your boring pathetic lives. And that's the truth, Phhht.
Babs Johnson | 05.13.06 - 1:09 am | #
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That's meaningful discourse?
meaningful discourse"
on DListed?
blue rose.....i suppose that's what it's supposed to be! who knew.....
when was a gossip site 'meaningful discourse' anyway!!!!
meramari | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:23 am | #
Yeah, like the Algonquin Round Table.
Babs - I would LOVE to have a "meaningful discourse" with you, but THEN the comments would be "why aren't you bitches on topic" blah blah blah
AND since the majority of this blog has to do with who is snorting coke off of whose ass, and who Lohan is fucking this week, I don't know how meaningful the discussion would be
If you'd CHILL OUT and have fun, though, I'm sure we could have a lot of fun chatting! That IS if I can drag myself off my Sybian for 5 minutes........
is that a trick question??
is that a trick question??
morbid | 05.13.06 - 1:25 am | #
the Marla / Stone thing? I think it would HAVE to be
"Let us not take ourselves too seiously. None of us has a monopoly on wisdom."
QE2
Hey we're all sisters here. Let's not fight amongst another, let's attack men. Yeah - let's attack men. They're evil...They're the ones who probably started all this.
Stay on topic...Marla Maples is Pretty...Sharon Stone is Pretty...No they're not.
Girlz Rule!
I happen to buy my weed from Sassy Ass's husband and he DOES have lot of clients in are trailer park!! Wheredoyou think she affords her super-cuts do??????
I did not get the memo.
"meaningful discourse" On DListed?
and I have a BORING pathetic life?
Kid, we are just passing the time. Damn, don't be so serious about this whole thing. It is frivolous.
but i have a boring pathetic life *sobs*
oh dammm that was hard to type without laughing!!!
Yeah, like the Algonquin Round Table.
Blue Rose | 05.13.06 - 1:25 am | #
Dibs on Dorothy Parker.
hey, if there's a "daisy chain" or 'clique' then who do we blackball?
O_o
why is everyone looking at me?
*cough*
there's something......there......
in your teeth
meramari | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:31 am | #
*whispers*
Your dress is stuck in your hose.
Where? where? what is it? where?
........
and there's toilet paper under your shoe
hey, we're like halfway to breaking the posting record!!!
why is everyone looking at me?
meramari | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:31 am | #
Because you are hot. I am fucking out of here. I love when the bitches hate on me.
Night all and even my haters.
Good night my hot sassy lesbian fanatasy that will never be (le sigh)
night Sassy! I'm out soon, too, just gotta calm down from watching the Oilers beat the Sharks 6-3
*still quivering*
"le sigh"
oooh la la how refined
OK so tonight I have added "noobs" and now "le sigh" to my personal dictionary
nite sassy!
Wow, I just logged on to see if gravatar got around to changing my image that Scout fixed for me. Looks like I entered the war zone!
BTW, gravatar hasn't so I guess it will be tomorrow
jenner! you are killing me!
it's ok X5.....shit happens from time to time...ppl get bored i guess & come to stir things up
hey X5!!!! Yeah just a typical night on dlisted
BTW - RSPECT MY AUTHORITY
I guess I'll vamoose as well. I have to e-mail my kid's blood sugars to her doctor. FUN!!!!
Night all.
Jenner, I expect royalties.
Le purr, le sigh-pepe le pew
Spin - it's the hockey, gets me all riled up
nite rose!
Jenner, I expect royalties.
Le purr, le sigh-pepe le pew
Good night Blue Rose.
Don't forget your BAG.
So I have been reading. "Babs" takes herself a wee bit too seriously... I think she needs a stiff cock and a Valium.
Blue Rose | 05.13.06 - 1:40 am | #
'night Blue Rose! BTW - I know it's, you know, different than a child, but one of my kitties is diabetic, so I know ALL ABOUT the blood sugar fun stuff - I have become a PRO at giving injections! (well, that & the heroin)
i like hockey for real, i'd rather go see it played at the stadium than on tv.....more fun but sometimes you gotta make due!
mer - do you take personal cheques? (um, it WILL bounce, but I'll still send one, you know)
jenner...you;re the girl in the pete d. pics aren't you! admit it!!!
Helllo X5, what is AVATAR HIGH PRIESTESS SCOUT doing for you?
Nice shade of dress on Marla.
BTW - RSPECT MY AUTHORITY
jenner | 05.13.06 - 1:40 am | #
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I do like this image (gotta' love Cartman) but thanks to Scout I will have the one I wanted to begin with. Needless to say, Cartman will be saying bye-bye
Spin - yeah nothin' like bein' at the game! BUT since I live in Toronto, and my team is the Leafs, it's rare I get to go, because Leafs games are sold out YEARS in advance - well, OK, not years, but a LONG TIME in advance
You're in Texas if I remember correctly, right? You like the Stars I imagine?
Mermari- I had an animated image but every time I uploaded it to gravatar the it became a still image. Scout worked her magic on it and it is in the review process.
jenner...you;re the girl in the pete d. pics aren't you! admit it!!!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:43 am | #
The one cleaning the floor or the muse on the blood paintings?
HA!
*yawn*
i'm gonna go tooo.....vodka has kicked my ass and now i must sleep....vodka is a bitch. she must be beaten with a stick.
the one cleaning the floor!
jenner...you;re the girl in the pete d. pics aren't you! admit it!!!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:43 am |
IT WAS ME, I ADMIT IT - I just wanted to be closer to the God known as Pete D! It's the halitosis (sp?) It's a fetish
Have a good night spin, and drink some H2o b4 bed with some Ibuprofen (it'll lessen the hangover)
X5 | 05.13.06 - 1:46 am | #
She is good.
the one cleaning the floor!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:47 am | #
Does she he have an open day?
OK me too, I'm outta here - I think my blood pressure is sufficiently back to normal (until TOMORROW night's game hehe)
G'night Spin, mer, X5, and anyone I have forgotten in my googly-eyed, cracked out haze.....
Good night spin.
Good nighht jenner.
Good night X5.
Good night Babs.
Mermari- That's the truth, she ROCKS!
G'Night Jenner!
Actually, G'night all, I'm hitting the sack
oh...one last goodnite thing....i'm not a boy
i just wanted to mess with the troll...
just to clear that up...
sorry to whoever
sharon is uglier physically. marla is uglier spiritually. by the way, which is which? all i see are silk boobs.
These older women look hundred times hotter than Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
Their doctors are wonderful.
sharon stone is fug x 10000000.
gross.
MK, how can you even compare the two of them?
Marla Maples was never all that to begin with and she was and will always be the footnote to Donald Trump.
It is rare to even find a pic of Sharon Stone looking fug.
There are tons of younger Hollywood starlets uglier than Sharon Stone.
And Marla too, for that matter.
Both of these gals are looking like Alex Arquette...did they hit "Trannies 'R' Us" for make-up hints?
Sorry Sassy Ass!!! I'm a little late for the Party! I miss you girl! You are still the best looking 40 yr old I have ever seen!! HANDS DOWN! I am so JEALOUS of your husband! You are so GORGEOUS...
See you in the morning hot bitch.
Neither. They were and are beautiful women who have AGED. Hello? Y'all will age as well with or without.
You want FUG? Post a picture of Spenderline doing his wigga faces and his hand signs. THAT is FUG and FUGLIER.
Oh God! I thought that was Lindsey Lohan on the right...I was going to say, LL is finally having a good day for once. It's bad when Sharon Stone, at 50, looks younger and sexier than Crackwhore Lohan does at 19.
Ilsa | 05.12.06 - 9:25 pm | #
Amen to that
My comment was cut off. It was suppose to say "...with or without plastic surgery>"
BlissBoo | 05.13.06 - 6:02 am | #
Is that a Sleestak?
Stone's pulled eyebrows, pointy cheek implants, droopy boobs, high forehead, weird, thin bangs and nasty personality get my vote.
At least Marla looks near normal.
Sloan- I just got done fucking the hot hub I hate all these noobs see you in the morning hot bitch!
Where the hell is my gravatar?
Hey hot bitches! Is anyone else not seeing gravatars? The hot hub just left for work and I feel lost without the gravatar (lol)!!!
Does anyone see my hot ass? 
looks like marla and sharon have had a visit from the boobie fairy. Shoron was hot back in the day - but marla m. always reminded me of a bugged out frog with her funny looking eyes. marla maples is/was not ever beautiful. ok at best, but nothing special even with all the mad cash$$$$$$$$$$ $he has to purchase "beauty" for herself.
I think they are both lovely looking.
SHARON!!!!
The dresses are horrible, and so is Sharon's hairstyle, but I don't think anyone who posts on this board would look as good as they do in their late 40s.
i think they both look pretty damned good
Duuuudes...they're HOT! They shouldn't be dressing like hottie-mc-hot-hot starlets, but c'mon: empirically, they are the HOTness!
Still, I'm glad Fonda and Keaton just got those gigs shilling. Fonda has her some cajones, even if she is nutty, and Keaton is perfection--the American Sophia Loren!
ShAlien Stone so fug
M.K, their fucking twins 4 heavens sake, identical almost. if it weren't for sharons sagging side-ways saline,we would never be able to tell them apart.
FUG TWINZZZZZZZZ!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
but I don't think anyone who posts on this board would look as good as they do in their late 40s.--------*********
BULL SHIT!!
Ya whatever, give people millions of dollars to work with, and I bet a lot of people on these boards could look a hell of a lot better too. Marla maples was never pretty, all she did was fuck Donald Trup, get knocked up first & trap his ass into marrying her and give birth to an equally fugly bug eyed daughter.
At least sharon stone got to where she go on her own. She did not have to fuck some guy to get there.....Maybe.
I think they both look okay but Sharon is trying too hard. I think she wants to be the "Mariah" of the 40 year olds (ie: wearing clothes that reveal way too much).
Stone is. I think Marla is very pretty, though I don't really like her new nose.
The thing that Marla used to do all the time, which drove me nuts because it actually detracted from her beauty, was to make this HUUUGGE open-mouth smile where she had her upper and lower teeth opened at least an inch. I think she learned that from the Southern belle beauty contest circuit that she was ridin' in her late teens and early 20s. It made her look like a deranged Barbie doll. Every time I saw her picture like that, I felt like screaming at her: "You don't need to do that, Marla!! You're beautiful enough just smiling at 40 watts instead of 150".
And Marla didn't even get a whole bunch of $$ from Donald. Poor gal, he divorced her right before their pre-nup kicked in to give her more. Sure, she probably gets decent child support for their daughter, but she's not rolling in dough.
Sharon Stone is THE hottest woman over 40! Most of you only wish you will look that good at that age. Kim is alright but Sharon? I'd fuck her.
Both are super hot , try looking like that at 40 bitches
who are these "you wish you looked that good" people trying to kid???????? EVERYONE would look that good at that age with $$$ to toss around at the plastic surgeon
that being said, I think they both look good, but as someone said, Sharon's trying WAY too hard here, looks WAY too severe - she looks like she may be in pain, actually....
uglier and ugliest
Sharon has always looked good and I doubt she had much surgery - even with surgery most of us will not look this good people, let's face it ok? So stop hating and accept that they are gorgeous especially Sharon.
i'll bet $$$ she has had surgery....it's hollywood, they all have!
Really Spin Cycle, where? besides her eyes, I don't see surgery on her. I think Sharon was born HOT.
Sharon IS hot, but she's had work done, NO DOUBT. But yeah, a nice looking woman.
I still maintain that pulled back hair looks PAINFUL.........
They both look great for their ages....not crazy about Stone's choice in hair, but overall, I think they both look good.
Anon
sure, you're right! she hasn't had any work done...she throws up & does drugs!
marla is a fruitcake! i hate her voice...
Fuck you bitch! I didn't clear out my Cache.
Sloan..That was NOT me, love. Just some dumb fuck!
Where the hell is my gravatar?
Sassy Ass | 05.13.06 - 6:53 am | #
That was not me. Fucking bitch!
Hi Blue Rose,
Yes, it is a Sleestak (or however you spell it, LOL). Or, Tom Cruise on a good day.
It's weird though, last night it showed up as my old Gravatar and today it changed. Obviously something is going on with their servers since others are wondering about it as well.
how do you use gravatar?
Anon is jealous of Sharon Stone Bwahahaha!
Where the f*#k was Kim Cattrall? They could've gone as the Three Old Whores From Winnipeg.
I thought that was Kim Catrall then find out it was Marla "blowjob" Maples.
Sharon looks better.
Marla looks very good, actually. Sharon looks good, but she does look stretched tight. Neither are fugly. But Marla looks way better.
actually they both look good.
Sharon Stone... no doubt.
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