Hard life.
ew
Does anyone think the smokes are for her?
yuck!!!! what the hell is he doing here??? he should be spending his time with all the kids he has...
and i really hate that stupid shit he always wears...
Disgusting motherf-er should be at home kissing Britney's feet for letting him have his allowance. I cannot believe she actually has had sex with this dirtbag. Ew! She is definately dick whipped.
i need a shower after enlarging those pics
Does this man own a decent shirt?
Everytime he is photographed he always has on a wifebeater, probably the same one.
GO YANKEES 
gawd, leave it to kfed to make dirty even dirtier and i mean not in a good way....
he's getting pudgy
Where is that drooling Sean Preston?
I think he is the biggest loser of our time. That is all.
In his natural habitat, does anyone else think he looks very well placed in these pictures, as if he has returned home...
i know this sounds wrong but i can see why Britney would wanna just like do him he has that dirty kind of look and well thats cool sometimes for a quicky or soemthing but u dont actually MARRY the dirt bag and have his kids and and lose your fucking careerbecause of it hes like freaking sucking the life outta her!
I just don't get how she can be attracted to this gross slob. Someone enlighten me, please!
Nice man boobs btw! someones lactating shit....
you know he was pissed cause he wanted his medicine instead opted for ciggies cause babysitters are "watching his moves"
imagine if these pics were scratch and sniff thatd be so disgusting
Nice gut.
And a pack of smokes. Don't forget the Marlboros, man!
Yep those Marlboro Lights have got to be for Shitney.
Scum!!
i bet doo doo smells better than him he just nastay !its sad that brit is dickmatized and dependant on getting slipped the salami ,its not sexy to fuck a loser with no job who only uses u for money and fame seriously,i don't think i could spread my legs for a complete loser major turnoff!
When will his fifteen minutes of fame be over? I'm ready, anyone else?
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
yuck!!!! what the hell is he doing here??? he should be spending his time with all the kids he has...
and i really hate that stupid shit he always wears...
vanina | 05.13.06 - 11:32 am | #
DO WE EVER SEE HIM WITH HIS KIDS?
Dee -- OMG -- scratch n' sniff! That would be the worst -- his scent would probably include smokes, beer, Red Bull, Cheetoes, jizz, super-human B.O., foot odor, crotch rot, smegma, unwashed hair and god only knows what else! There are so many cool clothes for men, but he's content to look like an asshole all the time! Welcome, again, Vavina -- nice to see you posting!
DOES HE EVEN KNOW HE HAS KIDS?
Dee and Moist, that is gross, i refuse to even think about it!!!!
he could use all that booze to disinfect himself though...
he's a natural for the security cameras.
Dear Vavina, as medicinal as alcohol may be, it can't kill all the shit he has going on. Penicillin can't even cure what he has. I have the feeling that the union of Shitney and K-Fed created a co-mingling of so many funky things that even researchers at MIT couldn't figure the shit out.
Moist!!! maybe MIT researchers should adopt this coming baby,and not only for the sake of knowledge, i'm sure it'll be more secure and happier there than with its trashy parents...
Someone should just shoot him then the world would be a cleaner place with less gross cheeto babies
there's not enough alcohol in this world to disinfect that, maybe we should burn him up to get rid of him...
ahhhhh... purity of fire...
crimony MK, how did you know thats their drink of choice! personally k-fled looks like a cisco man to me...
ok, as much as he smokes he has to buy in bullk. he couldn't just go out once or twice a week to buy one single pack. so of course his cigarette trips are just for the paparazzi. not that any of that is interesting, just making an observation.
I would fuck him but with a condom.
I bet he eats good pussy.
Any white boy who has fucked a black woman would know how to eat good pussy cause we don't play that lame eating pussy shit! You gotta do it right...
OMG, this pic speaks VOLUMES... Wife-beater and a pack of smokes. He should be in a biohazard containment lab not roaming the streets.
Moist- LOVE your scratch-and-sniff description! **vomits**
SERIOUS QUESTION:
WHo buys his sneakers? Who buys his clothes? Does she deposit money in his bank account? Doe she have to ask for it every month? Is it an allowance? How does it work, I am curious?
Does he have to go "baby please I am broke this week"? Or does he have some money of his own?
Someone please answer. Horny black ho bitch, I am black but I would not do him. Although White boys LOVE to go down on a woman. My last 2 boyfriends were gorgeous white boys.
Jesus people, yeah he looks like a dirtbag, but I doubt he is neglecting anyone by going to buy a pack of smokes. Shit, give it a rest people. Maybe the next time one of you go to buy your smokes someone will race over to you and scream what a fucking loser you are to be away from your kids.
I would fuck him but with a condom.
I bet he eats good pussy.
Any white boy who has fucked a black woman would know how to eat good pussy cause we don't play that lame eating pussy shit! You gotta do it right...
Horny Black Ho Bitch | 05.13.06 - 2:50 pm | #
i agree i dunno why but he looks like a good fuck to me shit maybe is the 3 and a hlf month drought.... help me now i think kfed is fuckable shit
and yes white boys DO LOVE doing that shit is almost as if they have to really prove themselves lol
Still, there's something HOTT about him. He could do me in a second! Just say the word Kev!
Horny, Dee, Ricky : I can go with the quick dirty one-off with a piece of white trash, but I'm sorry I've got a blockage when it comes to rodent faces, especially the weazel eyes and rat nose look. Look again before you spread your lovely legs
Hey ya'll... it's true love!
all the way to the bank.
Notice he isn't waering a wedding ring? Wouldn't want to slow down his game. Yuck....
This man does not have a J O B . How the heck does he pay child support?
K Fed is the man. When he ruins a bitch...he ruins a bitch.
So Brit only gave him $3 for smokes? Or did he go recycle some cans?
Trash
X5, honey, I aim to please. A gazillion years ago John Waters had a movie with a scratch n' sniff card -- at key moments the screen prompted you to scratch the corresponding spot. Could you imagine everyone scratching the K-Fed spot and inhaling at the same time? It would be a Guyana(sp?) like tragedy -- people would be fainting, hurling & dying in the aisles. As much of a tool as I think he is, though, I don't hate him -- it's Britney I dislike. Bitch was never talented nor anything to look at, don't ya think?
Hmmm...at least they're saving money on clothes.
Moist- I still have one of those scratch-n-sniff cards from Polyester! Too fucking hilarious! 
Brit is REALLY the one to hate here, I agree but I can't help but hate KFED just for being such a stereotypically fucked-up, white trash, mentally delinquent, drunk. I would hate him even if he were just the guy next door.
Dee:
Yes I agree, if you want a man who loves to eat out (eat the vagina) you MUST pick a white boy. They are EXCELLENT at it. I love white boys (with money)...he he....
X5 -- was it "Polyester"? God, I love that movie -- Francine Fishpaw rocked my world! I agree with ya, K-Fed is a world-class tool, but Britney is his enabler -- one cannot co-exist without the other. I also wish he'd shave that shit off his face -- that is so skanky! He strikes me as the type of guy who never examines himself for nose hair or overly-excessive "pube-age" -- I hate guys like that.
scratch & sniff? god just looking at him makes me vomit just a little in my mouth!
he really needs to learn to look a bit better.....wear something other than a damned wife-beater you slimy terd!!!
Moist- Yup, it was Polyester. Great memories there.
Funny though on the 5 o’clock shadow, I normally like that look but on him it just increases the trailer trash factor exponentially! Perhaps it's genetic... I don’t even want to think about his disheveled pubes…
Why hate on Kevin? Are people saying a poor person can't fall in love and marry a rich one? I think he is attractive and seems low key and simple - no fakeness.
Hey, Spin Cycle, he is a bit "vomit-ous" (def. vomit inducing). I've seen him dressed up on a few occasions and the view ain't that much better.
X5, you're totally right about the five o'clock shadow thing. A lot of guys really rock it, like my man Chris Meloni, but K-Fed is just such a skank. Plus, it grows in real patchy on him, which is totally heinous. Excessive pube-age *shuddering* I bet Britney has excessive pube-age, too. Yikes.
It must be like Disney World for body lice! They get to jump and dance and play all day! See, at least Brit and KFED can bring happiness to someone/something 
Gawd, I could have lived forever without the image of Kfart's pubes! I have to picture him like a Ken doll to keep my sanity.
moist, i'm gonna go heave now!
if he really wanted people to respect him or be treated decently, he'd behave more respectably...there's nothing wrong with someone of lesser financial means marry someone who has greater means but he has no dignity, no respectablilty at all and is very open about squandering what his wife has made. why else would she put him on an allowance and give him a babysitter (for lack of a better word)? were he respectable these things would be unneccesary.
X5
you're right there! they can be held as examples of how not to be!
How do we know he has an allowance?
How is he squandering her money? I don't see it. I don't see him a different Bentley everyday. I mean he wears crappy jeans adn clothes so how is he spending her money?
Nobody has proof of this.
I think people are jealous and want to be K-Fed and wish they had his life.
I'm getting itchy 
I think people are jealous and want to be K-Fed and wish they had his life.
Team Federline | 05.13.06 - 7:36 pm | #
I just sprayed iced tea all over my computer screen!!!
Mmmmm.
What a man
What a man
What a mighty good man!
Loving the manpris too!
nynomite | 05.13.06 - 7:51 pm | #
Damn you, lol, I have that song stuck in my head now.
Team Federline, hon, how is K-Fed squandering Britney's money? Dolly Parton has the greatest saying about this -- "it costs a lot of money to look this cheap." I am, however, missing the socks & thongs look -- what a classic. K-Fed is just content to be a tool and to look like one. And I don't hate him, either.
X5 -- you're on the money, baby -- the combined bods and pube-age of Brit & K-Fed is like a fucking Disney World for lice -- too funny!
And Spin Cycle, love, I really don't think Kevin cares about respectability. He's happy in his white trash wonderland. Remember, money does not buy class. As I type this, I'm listening to some classic Dean Martin -- now talk about class and how a guy should dress -- wowie wow wow!
Shar Jackson should kick Britney's ass. Britney = man stealing whore.
So if he was so bad, why would two nice girls Shar and Britney have each two kids with him? He must be doing something right.
Shar was a talented actress on Moesha and Britney was a successful singer. These women had kids with him. He must be a nice guy. Just cause he is not in a suit does not mean he is trash.
Moist- "White trash Wonderland" LMAO I SO want to write a new rendition of the Christmas song now!
Brit is REALLY the one to hate here, I agree but I can't help but hate KFED just for being such a stereotypically fucked-up, white trash, mentally delinquent, drunk. I would hate him even if he were just the guy next door.
X5 | 05.13.06 - 5:54 pm | #
I agree totally X5.
Okay this guy is absolute trash! I'd do all three Gottis before going remotely near him and that's really saying something noting my hatred of them!
Meanwhile K-Fed can explain all this:
"Yo bitches, K-Fed up in here, Ima buyin' me some of dat crunk juice shit fo' the kid y'all ya know what I'm sayin'? He ain't gonna be cryin' tonight and after Britney drink up her vodka wit da drugs in it she gonna pass out an' I'm gonna slide in. Hehehe...God I'm good."
Charming fellow. I hope he gets hit by a bus.
Team Federline
he talks a good game & has a big dick.
moist, you're right! hard to be something you never had or knew in the first place!
Team Federline | 05.13.06 - 7:57 pm | #
He is trash because he left the first "nice girl"-which she may very well be, I don't know much about her- while she was pregnant with his 2nd child to hook up with Britney, which disprove your theory about Britney being a nice girl.
I'm not attacking you, just for the record. It's fine if you like him, and it's nice to disagree with someone without it becoming a name-calling match.
He's happy in his white trash wonderland.
Moist for Meloni | 05.13.06 - 7:55 pm | #
EXACTLY!!! Great way to put it! Hit the nail right on the head.
Hi Blue Rose!
I'm sorry, I don't understand all the animosity against this guy. He's nicely-built and rather attractive. So he's a punk doing stud service for a no-talent celeb. There's not a one of you who wouldn't -- or haven't in the past -- do him, at least once, to see what the fuss is about. I'd love to have him on his back with his heels skyward myself...
Long Island Irish | 05.13.06 - 8:04 pm | #
Hey girl, I knew you'd find your way to this post, lol.
There's not a one of you who wouldn't -- or haven't in the past -- do him, at least once, to see what the fuss is about
mabster60 | 05.13.06 - 8:04 pm | #
Oh, yes there is.
*barf*
*gag*
eww....i'd pay him to just go away!
Blue Rose, no I know you are not attacking me - that's cool. Yeah, ok, it was wrong for him to leave Shar while pregnant. And it was wrong for Britney to take him from a pregnant girlfriend. I agree. But, I guess people make mistakes. I just feel sorry for him. He always looks unhappy. It must suck to have people hate you for no reason or to think you are steaing money from your wife. It may seem he has a great life but maybe he is having a hard time. I mean he does not even have a record deal yet. And where is he going to work? It is hard when your wife is this big. I know I hate to ask anybody for anything and maybe he is struggling with that too. I don't know, I feel bad for Kevin, that's all.
there's not enough cash on this planet......even for charity!
Blue Rose,
I have to comment on this trash. I bet he brought the whole damn store and towed it away with his mobiel home.
ok...so what would you have this guy do? he put himself into this position. what wuold you have him do?
i think he should use his time raising $$ for a charity...burned children or special needs children or some such....it would be a lot better if he actually helped someone out.
LOL Spin,
So true!
As we speak, friends, X5 and I are penning a new Christmas song, "White Trash Wonderland." We expect it to become the greatest Xmas song of all time, surpassing even "White Christmas" -- popozao!
Long Island Irish, digging your K-fed rant, fo' shizzle!
Great -- how am I going to continue my rant on K-Fed? There's five hours of Special Victims Unit on tonight -- I'm gonna be busy, bitches (I kid)!
White Trash Wonderland."
I WANT TO HEAR IT!!!
OOO White Trash Wonderland!
I know some songs!!!!
"My Trucks Done in the Ditch"
"A Gun Rack Done Fell On Grandma"
"Santa ain't out running my shot gun"
"Beer Is Better Than Truck Stop Whores"
"Money Comes Free When You're Banging the Cow"
"Milly the Goat--My One True Love"
"Wal-Mart Bliss"
I'll think up more I'm sure.
long island, you are killing me!!!
And More songs from K-Fed!
"I Just Done Heard My Wife's sister Is Gonna Be My Baby Momma"
"I'm Proud of My Mullet"
"Taking bathes Is Fo' Birds"
"Y'all Jealous of My Stench"
"The Police Don't Like Me"
"My Day In Jackson Mississippi"
These could also be stories about K-Fed's life. A memore!
Sorry I can't spell. I'll have to think up some good memories for him.
LOL Stay alive Spin I'm gonna type me up some K-Fed recollections!
i'm looking forward to it long island!!
Some song suggestions for White Trash Wonderland:
Trimming the Tree with Corn Dogs
Mary Is Pregnant Again (and it's not Joseph's son) In Bethlehem.
Long Island Irish -- keep working on those titles; you, me & X5 will be pitching our deal to K-Tel!
Mabster60 -- seriously, I don't hate K-Fed at all. Actually, I find him rather amusing. But as far as shagging him to see what the deal is about, I'll do it when hell freezes over, though there's a few that are more repellant, more specifically, the over 400 lawyers I work with.
A friend of mine and I have a list of guys we'd nail, and another list for guys we'd party and get drunk with but never screw -- K-Fed's on the never screw list.
I'd never screw Kevin but I'd buy weed from him.
i'm totally cracking up!!!!!
i think my fave is "Money Comes Free When You're Banging the Cow"
you people are hilarious!!!!
Black Trash | 05.13.06 - 8:27 pm | #
Don't smoke it with him, because you can bet he bogarts it.
K-Fed Memories--a soon to be class act book titled "I'ma Fess Up Bitches" by Kevin himself.
Here are some of the amazing excerpts to come in the book:
"The old guy on the scooter only had three items and I had maybe 100 but my weed dealer was done waiting outside and I had to get me out of Wal-Mart fast. That's when I learned that a pissed off old guy in a scooter can use a cane as a real good weapon."
"Well my momma she done told me to fix the toliet when I was little an' I went and flooded my trailor down the river. They never did fine Ma's body."
"I had no idea Jamal objected to being called Nigga, I guess he noticed that I'm light skinned. I also didn't know he had acess to such a big gun and had such a mean temper and a good aim."
"My first love was Elly May, she was real nice. Soft spoken, real nice coat of white wool--easy to get along with. I had my first time with her behind the shed, farmer McCabe was sure mad! He done popped a shot gun shell right in my ass crack poor Elly May Baaaed in dismay all night."
"Well I went into the honky tonk to find me a woman...little did I know how many guys like to dress like 'em and how easy it is to fall for the old dude looks like a lady trick. It ain't fun getting mauled by a dude in a dress in the back of a pick up truck...."
"Why the stippers attacked me I don't know, all I remember is the bear dragging me into the woods."
"The police were real angry when I done stole their car. They wer even madder when i crashed it into the station"
"I figures I can always have me some groupies. They live in my head mostly so they can't get me a beer which sucks..."
Enlightening!
hey that was me posting!!!(wtf???)
Hi Vanina,
What do you mean? the above is me.
I am at work and trying to write something up quickly but here's the first two verses...
Brittany sings, are you listening?
Her green discharge is a’glistenin’
A purty sweet sight, the doctor says is not right
Fucking in a white trash wonderland.
From behind, I slip in her
Spend her dough, see I’m a winner
She’s having my spawn, I’m passing it on
Fucking in a White trash wonderland
More memories!
"My Trip to the zoo the day all the animals rebelled."
"The day the homeless bag lady beat me with a stick"
"Britney's momma tried to kill me. She's done gonna write a book about it too"
"The time the sewer rats thought I was their momma."
"Me, my son and a large create of gin."
Yeah, he probably does Bogart it. Or gets so stoned and forgets to show up with the stash. I hate that.
i'm totally cracking up!!!!!
i think my fave is "Money Comes Free When You're Banging the Cow"
you people are hilarious!!!!
Anonymous | 05.13.06 - 8:28 pm | #
Long Island Irish | 05.13.06 - 8:31 pm | #
I think she meant that one.
LOL X5 I am crying with laughter!!!!
MORE!! come on this is great!
Blue Rose | 05.13.06 - 8:33 pm | #
Duh! *hits head* thanks Blue rose, I'm clueless sometimes. Sorry Vanina. I thought I knocked out one of your posts by mistake.
Her green discharge is a’glistenin’
X5 | 05.13.06 - 8:32 pm | #
EWWWWWWWWWW! How Christmasy, lmfao.
Hello Long Island and Blue Rose and X5, yes, blue rose is right, i posted that i like the banging cow song!!!!!
(i was in a hurry and i don't know what happened...)
Now for Sean's Book Deals!
1. Daddy's Drunk--My First Driving Lesson.
2. What Mommy and the Pool Man did When Grannie Lynn Was Hacked Up On Sleeping Pills.
3. Cheetos Diet.
4. Banging Your Head Agianst Random Objects To Get Attention.
5. Daddy's Musical Torture.
this x-mas is gonna be a very interesting one!!!!
(it's not a good thing trying to post while eating and drinking and people talking to me so i can translate what i'm reading and watching tv at the same time...)
Here are some books from K-Fed's new children's book line!
"Why the Mean Police Got Made When I Swam In the Beer Vat."
"Getting Dragged By A Horse For 75 Miels Is Fun!"
"My Big Day In the Ghetto Bitches!"
"Petting Wild Bears and How To Withstand Pain"
"How I became Queen for A Day In Rehab."
"How to Steal A Burger king Crown From a Four Year Old."
"Why Beer and Scooters Don't Mix."
"All the Ways My Teachers Tried To Kill Me."
"Why Mr. McCabe Got So Angry When He Found Me and His Prize Sheep together Behind the Shed (First times rock bitches!)"
"Avoiding Shotgun Blasts."
"Why To Never Let A Escapee From The Mental Hospital Be your Designated Driver Home from the Strip Joint."
"What It Feels Like to Be Attacked By an Angry Elephant At The Zoo."
"How to Kill A Small, Annoying Little Dog without Your Meal Ticket (Wifey) finding Out."
"Why Shaving Is Unnessacary."
"Russian Mobsters Don't Like To Be Cheated--How I Learned."
"Let's find Out If Babies Can Really Fly! Or Is It Angels? Oh well....only one way to find out! Come here Sean."
"Why the Brazilain man got very angry when I said his wife had a popozao and why I wound up in that hospital."
"The time I drove my trailor into the ditch killing grandma."
"How I nearly drowned in my soup."
"How I learned never to hit a honets nest with a large stick."
"Why my underpants are yellow and brown."
"Why It Is Never Good To Steal Drugs From A Big Guy Named Jamal Who Has A Large Automatic Weapon."
"How To Knock Up A Hillbilly."
"Why you should Never Rip Off A Hooker."
"How To Avoid Intelligence."
"i kan wrap"
"Socks and Flip Flops, Style Fo' Life Little Bitches!"
Brit-Fed DVDs: IN A WAL-MART NEAR YOU SOON!!!
1. How to elude a angry drug dealer.
2. How to dance with a snake.
3. How to raise a child.
4. How to chose your outfits.
5. Sandal with socks are fun.
6. Oh my god ya'll I'm done preggers!
7. Cheeto's for all.
8. Favorite trailor parks.
9. How to avoid bathing.
10. Britney and Kevin Christmas sing along.
And that's all for now folks. Hope you like them. Most of them were copied from an old thread.
Anonymous | 05.13.06 - 8:44 pm | #
That there is me. My info wasn't on automatic and I didn't notice. Sorry guys.
Don't smoke it with him, because you can bet he bogarts it.
Blue Rose
EWWWWWW!!!!!
nad this is all so funny, i think i peed myself!!!
LOL sorry Spin! Thanks for reading all those post. I wrote seven of the insulting (yet most likely alarmingly accuate) book title ones. God I'm crazed!
1. Daddy's Drunk--My First Driving Lesson.
Long Island Irish | 05.13.06 - 8:37 pm | #
I LOVE it! Cracking UP!
Moist- feel free to add verses to the song! Anyone else too!
long island, you are a crazed GENIUS!!!
X5 yo're killing me too! i caint even type rite!!!
X5,
Sadly that's one I read somewhere. Most of them are mine though. I just couldn't resist putting that one in. It applys so well.
Thanks Spin! That's really sweet.
X5,
I'm so sory I think i'm butchering the song but here I go....
Sean is falling,
No one to catch him,
Brains are spilled out,
No doctors calling,
He's done hit his head,
He's probably brain dead,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Okay how bad does that suck?
Funny nonetheless; they all are actually but I wasn't going to copy them all into the post!
Okay how bad does that suck?
LOL That took me awhile just to post them there X5. It was worth it thought if you guys liked it.
Did you see my verse for the song? If you want to beat me for ruining it you can. I'm bad at writing music.
Spin,
You liked it?!
It doesn't suck at all, I like the end part "He's done hit his head,
He's probably brain dead,
Living in a white trash wonderland"
The song should end with his death due to overintoxication. That works perfectly!
it makes me giddy! i like it!
you gotta have one about SPF being 18 and owning all the bitches in hollywood.....
Okay let me try again....
K-Fed's gone in Vegas,
Britney's decked out in shoes from playless,
The baby's on the floor,
Mama Lynn can't take no more,
Living in a whie trash wonderland.
Jamie Lynns done preggers,
Mama Lynn's saying these girls ain't hers,
Sean is suicidal,
Britney's in denial,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Hope it's okay X5.
LOL X5 in spin...you give me ideas....
I LOVE IT
THAT is too funny!
Moist- You need a piece of this. You came up with the title!!
"Sean is falling,
No one to catch him,
Brains are spilled out,
No doctors calling,
He's done hit his head,
He's probably brain dead,
Living in a white trash wonderland."
Long Island Irish | 05.13.06 - 8:57 pm
Long Island!!! i don't know why but i keep hearing in my head some sort of Bob Marley music to go with the lyrics!!!(?)
(hey did anyone put something in my drink???!!!)
if they did vanina, they need to share!!
i dont care what nobody says HE'S FINE
X5, honeybun, you are doing such a fab job I don't know what to say. I started the trend, but I'll let you run with it -- I seriously can't top what you've already come up with. Can't you imagine K-Fed dressed up like Billy Bob Thornton in "Bad Santa" (one of my favorite movies ever)?
I'm super-occupied now -- I'm watching five hours worth of Special Victims Unit, my best friend just informed me that Meloni is on a Lifetime movie on now and I'm running out of Depends (the moist factor due to Meloni) -- I can only multitask so much -- what's a gal to do?
OK, Moist I completely understand. I just didn't want you to feel left out and also wanted to give credit where credit is due!
OK, recap here:
Brittany sings, are you listening?
Her green discharge is a’glistenin’
A purty sweet sight, the doctor says is not right
Fucking in a white trash wonderland.
From behind, I slip in her
Spend her dough, see I’m a winner
She’s having my spawn, I’m passing it on
Fucking in a White trash wonderland
K-Fed's gone in Vegas,
Britney's decked out in shoes from playless,
The baby's on the floor,
Mama Lynn can't take no more,
Living in a whie trash wonderland.
Jamie Lynns done preggers,
Mama Lynn's saying these girls ain't hers,
Sean is suicidal,
Britney's in denial,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
People, i have to go now...
i had a lot of fun reading the posts and i'm sure i'll dream about them tonight!(bob marley song included)
Good night to everyone, have sweet dreams or oçif you're going out have a good blast!!!
kisses!!!
'Night Vanina!
oh wait, x5 that was goooooood!!!!
'night X5!!!
OMG!!! I love the pix of K-Fed surrounded by booze!! He totally fits in.
Thanks, X5, love. If you can get a lyric with "hooves" or "cankles" in it, you'll really be onto something. Other words/topics:
barefoot
hypodermic needles
thongs
Cheetoes
I'll be the George Gershwin here -- I came up with the song, now the rest of you be Ira Gershwin -- do the lyrics. This Meloni TV festival tonight is really floating my boat!
X5--That song turned out great!
Spin I'm glad you liked my song verses.
Night Vanina, we should contact Ziggy Marley about thta song!
LI Girl | 05.13.06 - 9:37 pm | #
OOO another LI girl! Where you from?
nite vanina!
keep up the great work irish!!
and yeah, he looks totally in his element inthe liquor store!
Huntington!!!
he makes me want to get a bag of cheetos
"Bad Santa" (one of my favorite movies ever)?
Moist for Meloni | 05.13.06 - 9:30 pm | #
That has become a movie I watch every Christmas. I watch the Gilmore Girls every week, but still, everytime I see Lauren Graham, I picture her going "Fuck me Santa! Fuck me Santa! Fuck me Santa!" lmao
everytime I see Lauren Graham, I picture her going "Fuck me Santa! Fuck me Santa! Fuck me Santa!" lmao
Blue Rose
i LUV that part!
Blue Rose,
I love Bad Santa too! LOL Hilarious stuff!
LI Girl,
I love that neighborhood! Did you ever go up to the big mansion on the hill there? It's now a park with horse stables and stuff. It once belonged to one of the old super store families I think...?
You hate K-Fed too! Hurray I'm not alone on LI!
LOL Spin I'm glad you liked my trash bashing.
Irish (hope u don't mind) you made my day making me laugh so hard. really!
Spin by saying that you just made my day.
now drinks for everyone!!!
LOL I'd perfer a naked young Italian in my room after being througoughly drugged with Viargra....
OMG stop making me drool on myself irish!!!!
i gotta go, my dealer brought my stash!
later bitches!
Well peeps, I have to leave work soon so I'm gonna' blaze. If I can come up with any more verses to the song I will let you know!
Welcome to my world Spin. Have you ever been to an Italian run pizza place? HAVE YOU?!!!
They are so sexy!!!
Night X5.
Thanks for the laughs Long Island Irish!
No problem. It's what I love to do.
Night spin.
Goodnight babes -- have tons of margaritas on me!
I'm getting my groove on by watching this Chris Meloni movie on Lifetime (gag -- I hate this channel!). It involves alien invasion, and the only thing I can keep on thinking about is a pleasurable anal probe on me by Mr. Meloni. God, I'm sick. Meloni should play Santa -- "Fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa . . .!!!"
LOL Moist. Good night.
I doubt anyone still cares but I was singing this fucking song in my head (scary things go on in there) the whole train ride home from work. Here's two last verses:
Brit’s all trashed
Cheeto’s cryin’
Cause he got dropped
Now he might be dyin’
Don’t take him to the ER
That’d be bad PR
Livin’ in a white trash wonderland
He broke his head
And he’s still shrieking
And KFED
Is still drinking
He slaps him around
Then boards a plane out of town
Livin’ in a white trash wonderland
Sean Preston looks creepy
the real writer of 2 of K-Fed's songs tells all..
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/...news/col/grove/
I can't believe those paparazzi actually bother to take his pictures.
He's got the redneck beer belly thing going on, that's for sure.
Oh and P.S. he's getting Man-Titties too.
Isn't he a bit young to be all....floppy and shit???
X5, honey, I bow to you. I was trying to think of some lyrics, but you've got me topped. We'll split the royalties 50/50 -- I thought of the concept, but you're the major contributor. K-Tel, here we come!
Brit’s all trashed
Cheeto’s cryin’
Cause he got dropped
Now he might be dyin’
Don’t take him to the ER
That’d be bad PR
Livin’ in a white trash wonderland
He broke his head
And he’s still shrieking
And KFED
Is still drinking
He slaps him around
Then boards a plane out of town
Livin’ in a white trash wonderland
X5 | 05.13.06 - 11:16 pm | #
LOL X5 that is great! So true most likely!
Mama Lynn,
She can't stop crying,
Her precious daughters just a white trash half bin,
Poor Jamie Lynn cannot win,
As Kevin tries to act cool,
Sean fell in the pool,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Britney Spears her hair is dirty,
Kevin thinks the nanny's real flirtly,
The weeds taking effect,
Sean just done broke his neck,
Liivng in a white trash wonderland.
LOL give me a while to warm up, I only woke up about a half hour ago (up late last night).
Hahahaha, I love it. I am getting ready for work. I will be there in a while and I will be on then. See you guys in a few.
d.c | 05.14.06 - 1:27 am | #
Jesus that guy who wrote the songs for K-Fed sounds like a loser too but even he stayed the hell away from Popozoa.
You know the one good thing about popozoa is the beat right? So Kevin didn't do SO badly there did he?
WRONG!!!
Kevin didn't do the beat to Popozao, he stole it from a Brazalian dance group. All he did was add in those God awful lyrics and ridculous screeching noises. So sad.
The funny thing?
He could get sued for stealing the beat.
Okay X5, you're working on mothers day?
I'm glad you liked the lyrics.
Work never stops in a hospital! Plus, Mother's Day doesn't exactly apply to me. However, to all the Moms on here today: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY !! (except Brittany....)
LOL what do you suppose is happening in Britney's world today?
And now for a new song dedicated to Britney and Kevin to the tune of Jingle Bells.....
Fire bells,
Sean's in hell,
Britney don't wash her hair,
Kevin's high he don't care,
Mama Lynn is in poor health,
They're just white trash with wealth.
Fire bell,
Sean fell down a well,
The police are on their way,
Kevin overdosed on christmas day,
And the hospital bills Britney couldn't pay.
Police alert,
Sean's in the dirt,
Britney had a nervous collapse,
Kevin had a drug relapse,
Mamma Lynn she can't win,
Jamie's preggers by him.
Incest puppies is a sin,
But it's not the same y'all with human kin.
Papozzi lights flashing,
Kevins got his cars crashing,
The gun rack fell on Jamie,
Britney woke up saw what her life done be,
She sallowed a whole bunch of pills,
And now the world's done free!
LOL how's that?
Okay here is the full song as I was able to place it. Am I right here X5?
Brittany sings, are you listening?
Her green discharge is a’glistenin’
A purty sweet sight, the doctor says is not right
Fucking in a white trash wonderland.
From behind, I slip in her
Spend her dough, see I’m a winner
She’s having my spawn, I’m passing it on
Fucking in a White trash wonderland
K-Fed's gone in Vegas,
Britney's decked out in shoes from playless,
The baby's on the floor,
Mama Lynn can't take no more,
Living in a whie trash wonderland.
Jamie Lynns done preggers,
Mama Lynn's saying these girls ain't hers,
Sean is suicidal,
Britney's in denial,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Brit’s all trashed
Cheeto’s cryin’
Cause he got dropped
Now he might be dyin’
Don’t take him to the ER
That’d be bad PR
Livin’ in a white trash wonderland
He broke his head
And he’s still shrieking
And KFED
Is still drinking
He slaps him around
Then boards a plane out of town
Livin’ in a white trash wonderland
Mama Lynn,
She can't stop crying,
Her precious daughters just a white trash has bin,
Poor Jamie Lynn cannot win,
As Kevin tries to act cool,
Sean fell in the pool,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Britney Spears her hair is dirty,
Kevin thinks the nanny's real flirtly,
The weeds taking effect,
Sean just done broke his neck,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Britney's always walking with barefeet,
Sean's soon to be covered with a big white sheet sheet,
Shitney's stepping on needles,
The baby's eatting beetles,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
To K-Fed socks and flip flops rock,
Oh yeah he think they're real sexy,
Like girls at that strip club X,
Good lord what is next?
Oh just wait till K-Fed see's,
All the junk food his wife needs,
She's a cheetos cow,
Hopefully she won't wear a thong now,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Sean is falling,
No one to catch him,
Brains are spilled out,
No doctors calling,
He's done hit his head,
He's probably brain dead,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
They're all together,
Never leaving,
Be the same way forever,
They'll never cease breeding,
There's no hope for either side,
Only way out maybe suicide.
Dreary thoughts from dysfunction,
In this crazy cajun junction,
Living forever in a white trash wonderland,
Yes living together forever in a white trash wonderland.
LOL that actually seems pretty good!
the previous posts of him I actually thought he was getting in shape. These pictures indicate that he's his usually flabby belly self. Oh well, too bad for him.
OMG I have finally arrived at work... It is like biblically downpouring outside... I think we are going to have to build an ark here in Boston!
NOTE: my train ride was not all that bad since a whole team of Lacrosse players got on and crowded in Lucky I was already wet....
As far as the song: I LOVE IT! The only thing I want to change is my first couple of chorus lyrics. From "Fucking in a white trash wonderland" to "Living in a white trash wonderland"... for consistency and because it sounds better!
OK, Fucking changed to Living:
Brittany sings, are you listening?
Her green discharge is a’glistenin’
A purty sweet sight, the doctor says is not right
Living in a white trash wonderland.
From behind, I slip in her
Spend her dough, see I’m a winner
She’s having my spawn, I’m passing it on
Living in a White trash wonderland
K-Fed's gone in Vegas,
Britney's decked out in shoes from playless,
The baby's on the floor,
Mama Lynn can't take no more,
Living in a whie trash wonderland.
Jamie Lynns done preggers,
Mama Lynn's saying these girls ain't hers,
Sean is suicidal,
Britney's in denial,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Brit’s all trashed
Cheeto’s cryin’
Cause he got dropped
Now he might be dyin’
Don’t take him to the ER
That’d be bad PR
Livin’ in a white trash wonderland
He broke his head
And he’s still shrieking
And KFED
Is still drinking
He slaps him around
Then boards a plane out of town
Livin’ in a white trash wonderland
Mama Lynn,
She can't stop crying,
Her precious daughters just a white trash has bin,
Poor Jamie Lynn cannot win,
As Kevin tries to act cool,
Sean fell in the pool,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Britney Spears her hair is dirty,
Kevin thinks the nanny's real flirtly,
The weeds taking effect,
Sean just done broke his neck,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Britney's always walking with barefeet,
Sean's soon to be covered with a big white sheet sheet,
Shitney's stepping on needles,
The baby's eatting beetles,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
To K-Fed socks and flip flops rock,
Oh yeah he think they're real sexy,
Like girls at that strip club X,
Good lord what is next?
Oh just wait till K-Fed see's,
All the junk food his wife needs,
She's a cheetos cow,
Hopefully she won't wear a thong now,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Sean is falling,
No one to catch him,
Brains are spilled out,
No doctors calling,
He's done hit his head,
He's probably brain dead,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
They're all together,
Never leaving,
Be the same way forever,
They'll never cease breeding,
There's no hope for either side,
Only way out maybe suicide.
Dreary thoughts from dysfunction,
In this crazy cajun junction,
Living forever in a white trash wonderland,
Yes living together forever in a white trash wonderland.
Good idea X5,
Brittany sings, are you listening?
Her green discharge is a’glistenin’
A purty sweet sight, the doctor says is not right
Living in a white trash wonderland.
From behind, I slip in her
Spend her dough, see I’m a winner
She’s having my spawn, I’m passing it on
Living in a White trash wonderland
K-Fed's gone in Vegas,
Britney's decked out in shoes from playless,
The baby's on the floor,
Mama Lynn can't take no more,
Living in a whie trash wonderland.
Jamie Lynns done preggers,
Mama Lynn's saying these girls ain't hers,
Sean is suicidal,
Britney's in denial,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Brit’s all trashed
Cheeto’s cryin’
Cause he got dropped
Now he might be dyin’
Don’t take him to the ER
That’d be bad PR
Livin’ in a white trash wonderland
He broke his head
And he’s still shrieking
And KFED
Is still drinking
He slaps him around
Then boards a plane out of town
Livin’ in a white trash wonderland
Mama Lynn,
She can't stop crying,
Her precious daughters just a white trash has bin,
Poor Jamie Lynn cannot win,
As Kevin tries to act cool,
Sean fell in the pool,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Britney Spears her hair is dirty,
Kevin thinks the nanny's real flirtly,
The weeds taking effect,
Sean just done broke his neck,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Britney's always walking with barefeet,
Sean's soon to be covered with a big white sheet sheet,
Shitney's stepping on needles,
The baby's eatting beetles,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
To K-Fed socks and flip flops rock,
Oh yeah he think they're real sexy,
Like girls at that strip club X,
Good lord what is next?
Oh just wait till K-Fed see's,
All the junk food his wife needs,
She's a cheetos cow,
Hopefully she won't wear a thong now,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
Sean is falling,
No one to catch him,
Brains are spilled out,
No doctors calling,
He's done hit his head,
He's probably brain dead,
Living in a white trash wonderland.
They're all together,
Never leaving,
Be the same way forever,
They'll never cease breeding,
There's no hope for either side,
Only way out maybe suicide.
Dreary thoughts from dysfunction,
In this crazy cajun junction,
Living forever in a white trash wonderland,
Yes living together forever in a white trash wonderland.
Better?
You're lucky about the Lacross players. That happened to me once at an Italian soccer game. It began to rain and I, the only female, got crushed in with a ton of young Italian males. It was a very soaking experience.
LOL we both re-typed it.
Hehehe, I can't believe how long the song got! It rocks! What do you think Moist?
Where is Moist?! I've been looking for her.
The song is 12 verses long. Can you believe that? God! 12!!!
Did you like the Jingle bell one I wrote above the first long posting of the wonderland one?
Just read it, SWEET! I so wish it was the X-Mas season right now...
I thought Moist was on earlier, might be worn out from all the Meloni last night!
OOO she is such a lucky bitch! Can you imagine having an Italian like she does?
Damn I'm jealous! I've never been kissed and she gets to have an Italian with that hot facial hair on his face (but in a cute way as she said above, not in a K-Fed lice infested way).
She should know how envious I am!!! If she wasn't such a cool nice person I'd hate her for her luck.
I didn't know what Moist's deal was. Good for her though if she's got a hottie! Score for Moistie
I'm back, X5 & Long Island Irish! I have acid reflux really bad and I've been hurting for days. It seems I have started a tidal wave of epic proportions. Shitney & K-Fed offer so much material to work with. I am literally in awe of you two. I came up with the concept, but you two are doing all the work. And last night I was out !of commission due to my Meloni TV festival -- he had me busy changing my Depends often! Long Island Irish -- a bunch of Italian soccer players? Oh my lord -- imagine all the possibilities, though I prefer my men a bit older -- in their forties and fifties are the best!
Hi Moist and X5!
Good to have us all here again for the Britney bashing. The soccer game incident was great. I'm only 18 so I tend to go for anything between the ages of 15 to 25. I know that's a big age gap but I don't mind my men a bit younger either, back in the old country most of the women in my family are married to guys two and three years younger.
I maybe off for a bit, father and I are taking mother to a Japenese garden museum for Mothers day. Should be fun if it doesn't piss rain.
And Moist, X5 was right--you are lucky!!!
Hey Moist! Sorry to hear about the reflux Take some Zantac! Works wonders!
BTW, I am more in line with your age range but my incident today with the Lacross players was solely for the purpose of eye candy. For that, it served my well
X5, I know what you mean, eye candy only. I've noticed myself doing that more and more over the past few years -- I'm turning into Mrs. Robinson or something. Hell, even a vintage picture of Marky Mark the other day got my hormones racing -- go figure. Thanks for the med tip, but Zantac and Prilosec work no longer. Have been taking Protonix but I have Barrett's Esophagus and things are really bad, baby.
Ouch Moist, that sucks. Protonix is one of the newer PPIs; it should be doing the trick.
BTW, I hear you on the Marky Mark pic the other day lol
I think K-fed should start his own line of wife-beaters, he is like a walking billboard for them.
Hi X5 and Moist,
I'm too shy around guys so eye candy are all they are to me too. Good past time though.
I love the man-capris! Ha ha! They'll be through by the end of the year.
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