huh?
second. And I want to eat cheetos all day, too. 
she thinks people still care
What a moron, honestly she is so sad!
Get a life honey, then you can feel more fulfilled, instead of "updating" the masses on your very lonely existence
i dont think she thinks about what she says before she says it. i hate to think she really is that dingy.
Oh, and Britster, sporting a red bracelet does not mean you are actually studying the religion doofus.
damn almost but not quite
This girl should be spayed.
Man, I hope she never goes into the Scientology center and takes the E-Meter challenge. She would probably hold the record for the worst score ever.
I know it's wacky, but I actually understand what she means.
being a bad parent, hanging in starbucks and laying under kfed and blaming it on religion is gonna be the new black and we all have britney to thank...
You mean like ever since she had her kid she realized that everything else was like kabalah was just filling the void that she had and now wit SPF is gone.....shit im deep today haha
the only thing that girl has ever studied is the tv guide.....
Uh, doesn't she mean BABIES - did she forget about the other one, or does she not know how to count?
she is the new Scientology target...
(run, SPF, run!!!!)
I can totally see her in scientology shes perfect for that shit, Tom Cruise is alrady scheming out sumthin
translation:??.."I want it up my ass"
Apparently the best time to study SPF is in the car and not in a high chair?
Maybe she means her new baby, the one that is still perculating. Maybe she's going to give birth to the second coming? Bwhahahahaha!
what? she would rather take of her kid, than read that crap kabbalah! I mean don't get me wrong, i think she is trashy and dumb, however i can commend her on giving up that crap, and focusing on her kid.
She isn't treating her new messiah very well. Letting him fall on his head and everything. He is pissed and is going to karma her ass.
Translation: I have lost my fame and any chance at recapturing it, so I am embracing my white trash roots to focus on popping out kids.
LA | 05.13.06 - 12:50pm |
I thought Angie were giving birth to the second coming.
When is Britney due? Anyone?
GO YANKEES 
OakRaiderfan | 05.13.06 - 1:06 pm |
Star Magazine says she's due Sept. 20th. This was published before she made her official announcment so maybe it's true!
yeah, ok. whatever you study now, just try to make it NOT Kfed's nads.
The religion of SPF includes a baptism of falling out of a chair into a pool of red bull
SIGN ME UP!!
uh oh | 05.13.06 - 1:14pm |
Thanks! 
GO YANKEES
Okay, so I'm not the best with this punctuation and grammar bullshit, but it seems like that should've been two separate sentences or maybe a semi-colon would've been good?
"I no longer study Kabbalah; my baby is my religion."
Wahtever. This *is* Britney we're talking about.
"stream of consciousness" how funny is that?
Good god you're hilarious.
was she ever really INTO Kabbalah
she should make working out her new religion but i guess since she got knocked up thats a bit hard. the doctor should secretly tie her tubes after deliverin this next trailer trash
whatever. everybody knew it was just a fad with her, anyway.
NOW MADONNA WILL HATE HER AND THEY WON'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE....
I BET MADONNA GAVE HER A LECTURE OF OPPING OUT KIDS AND K-FED AND SHE GOT MAD AND DECIDED HER REVENGE WOULD BE TO ABANDON MADONNA'S BELOVED PRACTICE...
BRIT BRIT....MAYBE SHE CAN JOIN THE NUNNERY AND BECOME THE NEXT MOTHER THERESA...A PREGNANT MOTHER THERESA....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
" i no longer suck k-feds dick, i pray to my vagina.. may it breed incesantly..."
I wonder how long it would take for Tom to "cure" her?
Britney no one bought it when you first said you were studying kabbalah in the first place. You just bought the red string to get attention and hope your idol would care about you. You are talentless and your career is done.
oh jeez, this bitch is so fucking STUPID!!!!
is SPF a religion where its allowed to ignore your child, sit him out in the blazing sun with no SPF ( no pun intended!! ), speed away from the 'razzi with the kid in your lap with no saftey belt and apparantly it is NOT frowed upon when the baby is dropped, ignored, then has a fractured skull....all in a religion!!
WTF???!!!!
Obviously you guys need to get a life! If you didnt care about what she had to say then you wouldnt spend your time blogging about it!!!! And she is not a bad mother all those things happen to other mothers we just dont see it cause they arent in the public eye bitches!
And his skull wasnt fractured either jackass...get your fucking story straight...God you guys are fucking stupid!!!!
So she practices a religion she's not that into? She needs to go AWAY and GROW UP!
Hey Scout! Thanks again for putting life into my gravatar. As you can see it's working, you rock!
I guess Kfed fucked any and all of her remaining few brains out. Where is Long Island Irish? She's gonna LOVE this.
britney needs to study two things: birth control and exercising. in that order.
I am sick of celebs and their religions,what are they so bored they have to find crap to do?
I am sick of celebs and their religions,what are they so bored they have to find crap to do?
madonna is prolly laughing her ass off right now!!!!
I wonder if she'll give Madonna back that book she gave her for her wedding? Wasn't it like, thousands of dollars?
To:
Anonymous | 05.13.06 - 3:37 pm |
How do you know it wasn't fractured? Also, if this pisses you off so much, WHY oh why are you on a gossip blog site? I know I'm beating a dead horse here by asking, but I was just curious...
Oh, her baby is her religion? LOL What a joke. She uses SPF for publicity just like mostly everything else. Hopefully she uses a proper baby car seat from now on. She can barely take care of herself.
She knows how to type?
And she is not a bad mother all those things happen to other mothers we just dont see it cause they arent in the public eye bitches!
Anonymous | 05.13.06 - 3:37 pm | #
What kind of garbage do you hang out with that you think other mothers let their kids fall ALL THE TIME, leave them by the pool without watching them, and drive with them in their lap? Any mother who does that is trash, whether she's in the public eye or not, and I think that when any of us hear about something like that, we let our opinions be known, be they famous or not.
so brit's preges again...i just happnwed to find this article from last year about madonna wanting another baby....maybe to save her marriage....did anybody else hear about this at all or did this totally slip under the radar? cuz madonna isn't necessarily following kaballah for a third kid:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_...-
name_page.html
as i continue to fat-finger my keyboard!
Hopefully, after this new baby arrives, she will study various methods of birth control until she can properly take care of her babies
The further she gets away from the old whore madonna the better.
Blue Rose | 05.13.06 - 3:53 pm | #
I'm right here Blue Rose! How are you?
Jesus Christ could this Shitney bitch get even stupider?!
I know! We'll start a SPF regilion! Instead of getting baptised into it you'll just get dropped on your head several times, driven wrecklessly in a car, get your ears pierced when you have no shots and no ammunity to illness and don't forget getting stuck out in the hot sun with no hat or lotion by a Las Vegas pool until pool employees of a large hotel come to rescue you! How fun! NOT!!!!
This bitch needs to get whacked and fast.
You guys with me?
maybe brit finally started thinking or herself....i'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt on this one....right or wrong, good or bad....maybe she's actually thinking of her children first....maybe she's ready to be an adult & take responsibility for herself!
maybe
thinking FOR herself.....i really need to type better!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 8:01 pm | #
Do you need to put your fingers on a diet again, Spin? 
yeah i think i do!
or quit fingering myself as i type!!
I think she meant she doesn't have a certain religion (because it was such a big deal to the media what she does)... that she's just going to focus on her kid right now. She's basically letting people know she's not studying Kabbbaaalllaahh anymore.
That MORON will be punished forever as 2 children from that jackass will always tie her to him and that's a horrible situation for a imbecile like her.
HATE MAGDE
Next 3-5 years. Brit dumps K-fed...makes incredible come bakc making more $$$$$$ than ever. Love SPF too!! He is the cuteness!!
Um, Britney Spears is a nobody. Who gives a fuck?
F I R S T T I M O T H Y.
CHAP. II. particularly verse 15.. If and When a mother desires complete security for her child she prays, where she grows.. maturity, maternity, and in maternal feelings.. http://www.ccel.org/h/henry/mhc2...c2/
MHC54002.HTM
being married to a tool with the IQ of a bag of hammers would make me depressed and want to eat around the clock. plus it's hard to fight the munchies when you're constantly stoned off Kfed's second-hand smoke. speaking of eating, why not eat up some bargains by clicking on my Homepage link, all you fatty haters and wannabes.
Well, least she's out of the Kabbalah shit.
What does my child is my religion mean?
What exactly is that?
Does that mean she will pray to him now?
Will she ask him for guidance?
Will SPF throw her into the burning coals of hell if she drops him on his head again or if she drives with him on her lap in the front seat of a car w/ no car seat?
WTF does "my child is my religion" mean?
Hey. Hazim here. Yes, I'm a believer. Britney will sure get many followers. Every Saturday morning, two bags of cheetos must be sacrificed in te name of Britney and all hail the grand KFed!
I love how Britney thinks anyone cares about her has-been ass. lol!
...the only people left following Kaballah are Madonna and Judge Judy.
I agree with the above poster who said that since she has no career anymore, she's embracing her white trash roots and putting her focus on popping out more and more kids. The fact that she chooses a lowlife wigger like KFED to impregnate her (she probably says to herself all the time "But he will change!" The white trash women quote.) makes this all the more valid.
I woder how much child support Shar is getting???
She have been watched Madonna's Drowned World / Substitute For Love, where in the end of the video, she hugs Lourdes Maria and say "This is my religion." As usual, that Britster got it all wrong. Anyways, I don't think she typed that shit, because, obviously, she don't know to.
She should go back to 'The Mickey Mouse Club' as Dumbo.
Anybody seen the site where this came from? The "Stream of Conciousness" on May 12 is the first post in a year. Not really a stream, but that explains it all.
Lindsey lohan looks pretty in these pics. its good to see her with some weight on her. in the fifth picture down, Paris Hiltonn looks like shes about to deep throat that microphone. I bet her breafth smells like a toilet full of straight up jism!!!!!!!
That is going to be one f'd up kid
Does she realize you can practice religion AND have a baby? AND eat it too?
This bitch needs to get whacked and fast.
You guys with me?
Long Island Irish
ALWAYS!!!!
Does anyone even care what her religion is anymore? britney is trying to be this generations madonna minus the killer bod. shes a wannabe and to compare her to madonna is an insult. shes southern white trash and madonna a living legend. Britney has turned herself into a laughing stock suga mama and joke.
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