Brook Sheilds looks like something out of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

:/


Paris is soooooooooooo played.


Who is that yucky guy in that last picture, and why do I see his scary mug everywhere? Blohan looks stoned in EVERY picture. I guess the intervention didn't work.


Gravatar i'm not digging those wigs...
OMG!!! what happened to Lara's face??? she used to be gorgeous...
Hohan actually looks fat next to that skeleton Nicole Ritchie...
concerning the others, i don't give a s*** about them anymore!!!!


Gravatar paris looks old lately i guess its true what they say about herpes meds it ages u lol,kelly o gained weight trying to be something shes not the girl is not a sex pot a pot belly pig maybe,lindsay looks huge next to baby zahara


Gravatar Quarantine them!!!! hahaahahha!

I am so disturbed that Lindsay Lohan looks BIG next to Nicole Richie.


Gravatar I didn't recognize Brooke Shields. Yuck. Lohan looks positively chunky next to Nicole.


Gravatar Great post, Michael K. I'm literally laughing my ass off here! Classic!


Gravatar Looks like Brooks Sheilds fell into a vat of pancake make-up.
The rest are all gross.
Why is Paris and Lohan everywere.
Somebody get out the RAID!


Gravatar Natalie Cole looks hot. Kelly Osborne is fucking gross though.


Gravatar Too many idiots all in one place. Time for a bomb threat!

http://www.wehateeverybody.com


Gravatar Why is kelly always hanging out wioth these hoes she always talks shit about the "hollywood young ppl" like paris and shit and there is she licking her cunt shes like the fat chick in HG who wanted to hang out with the popular kids and sluts but couldnt cause shes fat so she talked shit about them and then once she hangs out with them she licks their cunt...btw lindsay does look big next to nicole thats so disturbing


Gravatar Brooke Shields has always been ugly and too tall


Gravatar what a hideous group of people


Gravatar i'm givin my props to lindsay for looking more curvaceous- just goes to show you what an anorexic effing stick nicole richie is. go lindsay!!


Gravatar I *think* the guy in the last pic is Brandon Davis but not sure...

So Paris and Nicole were at the same event? No juicy gossip there?


Gravatar I never realized how large Brook's chin is. Did she have a chin implant?


Gravatar Who is the ugly ass dude in between the equally ugly rhinoplasty challenged Hilton sisters in the last pic? Kelly is a fat fug too.


Gravatar btw, brooke sheilds used to be a beauty back in her younger days. she was quite stunning.


Gravatar What the fuck? Why the hell is Kelly hanging out with these whorebags now? And Lohan looks thick next to Richie.


Gravatar nicole should have worn an afro wig. she would look like a big dandelion.


Gravatar HEHEHE!!! The Jon Lovitz caption was hilarious!


Gravatar baby safe plus | 05.13.06 - 1:28 pm | #
Yeah, its Brandon Davis. You can recognize the grease.

Its a picture of all the trust fund babies in one shot. How cute (gag).


Gravatar MK,how come you are always jealous of rich/famous people?

Here is a tip for you : You are almost 30 . So act like your age. Stop calling others bitch and ugly.


Gravatar brooke looks like a drag queen gone bad!
natalie cole should not go blonde

some needs to call animal rescue cuz that poor dog is being manhandled

lara still has trout pout

while i applaud the fact that lisa rinna looks amazing for 75, can she please just stop, seriously, stop!

kelly, oh never mind

hohan isn't doing enough drugs...she looks enormous standing next that 12 year old boy

i heard jon lovitz trolls the playboy mansion....ick to anyone that hovers around him

and if we can contain all the biologicals from those in the last picture, we may be able to eradicate the avian flu...


Gravatar Nicole looks like she has put on a little weight. She's starting to look healthy.


Gravatar I am so disturbed that Lindsay Lohan looks BIG next to Nicole Richie.
odderie | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 12:48 pm | #

I was totally going to comment on how Hohan looks like she was getting to normal weight then I saw this and you opened my eyes. Any anorexic bitch WOULD look normal next to Richie.......that is SOOOO sad.


Gravatar MK,how come you are always jealous of rich/famous people?

Here is a tip for you : You are almost 30 . So act like your age. Stop calling others bitch and ugly.
Zone | 05.13.06 - 1:46 pm | #


This all he does and this why we love him. If you dont like it you dont have to come on to this site and comment. What do you want him to say "ooo well Paris Hilton's extensions look nice in that picture" (which by the way is never true)Gag! how boring!!. These are people who get their asses kissed by EVERYONE!!! MK is only saying what everyone else is thinking and that is why I read this often cause I love when he calls people whores and bitches cause its funny and brightens up a dull day. You can go read Perez Hilton if you want to see some ass kissing


Gravatar I don't think Kelly Osbourne is really " ugly " anymore..

I think she is starting is look decent.


Gravatar HOLY CRAP! LL looks HUGE next to NR!


Gravatar You tell him JessNess! Zone, here is a tip for you: GO AWAY


Gravatar What's up with the top of paris's dress? Why can't she get a dress that fits..


Gravatar It's like the Fug convention.


Gravatar I think Nicole and Lindsay look really good.....Lilo's body looks normal again, and Nicole is even filling out.

What's left to say about Paris? Except I can't believe that any man would stick his dick in her at this point.


Gravatar Hohan isn't that skinny... I guess the blow diet isn't working as well as it used to.


Gravatar I want to see pics of Kelly standing next to Hohan and Ritchie...

Oh, and look at the size difference in the kneecaps of Ritchie and Hohan, it positively makes Hohan look "big boned".


Gravatar hmm, lindsay kinda look like chloe sevigny in her second pic. idk if that's a good thing or not.


Gravatar What??? No fur (or at least thinning hair) went flyin' when Paris and Nicole were under the same roof?????? What a letdown.


Gravatar Meh


Gravatar BTW, Paris, like her mom is aging very badly for her age.


Gravatar My grandmother used to have curtains that looked like Parisite's dress. If you wiped a stridex pad on Brandon Davis, he would disappear completely, the oily sumbitch.


Gravatar haha i liked the caption: kelly osbourne looked well...she looked..um..well..yeah.

fucking hilarious, MK!


Gravatar lohan looks ginormous next to nicole, you can really see it in their legs, both still fug though.


Gravatar alright guys, Nicole is finally getting help- let's leave her weight alone.

Morgan Mayhem does NOT need us talking about how FAT she looks nxt to NR.....even though we all love to pick on her, let's not cause her to starve again.....let's just wait for that drug intervention.

In the last pic, Paris is one inch away from a nip slip......Fucking Whore-ess.


Gravatar Lohans lookin cute! Im glad she's gaining weight back, now as for ritchie BARF!!!


Gravatar Well at least Hohan ate a cookie before the event. She looks like she's keeping Nicole Richie from toppling over


Gravatar Am I the only one who'd hit Brandon Davis if he were degreased?


Gravatar lindsay looks fabulous- nicole seriously needs help.


Gravatar The skank sisters rubbed off on Kelly, because she looks tan now


Gravatar COMING SOON TO A WEB SITE NEAR YOU! Paris storage locker items. You guys are going to be in for a shocker. It,s nothing like you've ever seen before. I'll keep you guys updated as it comes in


Gravatar I think Kelly Osbourne looks great this night.


Gravatar Brooke looks like Dr. Frank-N-Furter.


Gravatar I like Kelly O - no idea why - but yeah, not sure why she hangs out with these chicks?
AND it's obviously been said a million times here, but I too was SHOCKED at Lohan & Ritchie standing together - remember like a year ago those 2 hanging out, they were BOTH absolute skeletons
So even though I despise Loham I'm likin' the body here
BTW - does Paris even know what MS is? She shows up to EVERY single funtion, wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Gravatar brandon davis has dsl's


Gravatar hahahaha just noticed "Loham" typo - but I like it, I'm gonna use "loham" from now on I think........


Gravatar lohan has ugly legs


Gravatar why did mk stop calling madge: VADGE?


Gravatar I think Kelly Osbourne looks great this night.
unbelievable | 05.13.06 - 4:59 pm | #



I agree !


Gravatar who the hell keeps letting Lisa Rinna dance? This is so played out already, you were on that show and now it's over! Get over it honey.


Gravatar Shyne | 05.13.06 - 6:18 pm | #



I never even saw the show, but even I'M like "what is she DOING????..."


Gravatar Honestly Jenner I never saw it either but they always showed her talking about how much she loved to dance now and how she would like to keep doing it, it's kind of sad and funny at the same time to see pictures of her like this. She needs to stop.


Gravatar Hohan's legs kind of gross me out a little. She's not FAT, Im not saying that, it is obvious she is quite thin and the other girl is a cadaver, but her legs are kinda cankly....


Gravatar is lohan the onle referred to as cankles in some old blind vice?


Gravatar Shyne - seriously!!!!! She seems like that person at every office, every party, etc where they were ONCE told they were funny, and now won't stop trying to make jokes even though people around them are crigning & slowly backing toward the exits
She danced on the show, was told or thought herself that she was good and now WON'T STOP


Gravatar "cringing" - man I'm having typo issues today!

Hey Spin!


Gravatar Anonymous | 05.13.06 - 6:54 pm | #

That's because the only exercise her legs get is being wrapped around some random guy every other day.


Gravatar Blue Rose That WOULD pump up those leg muscles, wouldn't it?


Gravatar Jenner, dear, what is your avatar???

*scratches head*


Gravatar what up jenner u hot bitch!


Gravatar ooops, here we go, my "normal" avvie
That one is just a band I am OBSESSED with right now (I'm a tad bit of a geek - SHOCKING news I know


Gravatar jenner you're new grav is making me think that C of $$ freaks are gonna come steal you away in the middle of the night!!!


Gravatar nuttin' Spin, just "dlisting" until the hockey game starts! (BTW can I just say how much I love the fact that "dlisted" has also turned into a verb?


Gravatar I know, one reason why I LOVE that pic, it's like WTF???? creeeepy

BUT DON'T YOU WORRY - no Cof$ people coming HERE! *looks over shoulder*


Gravatar I'll hit em with my vodka bottle for you jenner!!



Gravatar i'm just killing a little time til my dealer shows up


Gravatar brooke looks like a white foxy brown....


Gravatar aawwww, nice to know you have my back

You know, there IS a scientology centre about a 2 minute walk from my office in downtown T.O. - I'm not kidding, every time I walk past it I find myself quickening my pace

BUT I HAVE TO SAY - there are always TONS of people inside - ????????


Gravatar jenner | 05.13.06 - 7:11 pm | #

I'd probably get caught trying to peek in the windows to see what twisted ritual they were up to.


Gravatar white foxy brown?

BTW if it's a 70s themed event, why are Brooke Shields & Natalie Cole the only ones dressed up? Or am I just missing something......


Gravatar Blue Rose - then they'd lure you into the building with some sort of flattery or promises of candy and WHAM you'd be gone......

(BTW I know we're all adults & stuff, but yes, candy is a sufficient "lure" for me still.....)


Gravatar Me too, candy will be my downfall one of these days.


Gravatar UH OH just saw the time - time for HOCKEY (be prepared for a VERY HYPER jenner after 10:00ish if the Sabers win!!!!)
AND it's time for my kitty's insulin - WHAT AN EXCITING LIFE I LEAD - talk to you guys later!


Gravatar Bye Jenner, enjoy your game, and don't have a stroke or anything, lol.


Gravatar Bye Jenner, enjoy your game, and don't have a stroke or anything, lol.


Gravatar bye jenner!


Gravatar Lohan does look fat next to Nicole... I would be soooooo obese! Lohan looks good. Pube wigs!


Gravatar lohan does look big next to nicole! but i think even twiggy back in her day would look obese next to nicole!


Gravatar Lizzie I was just about to say that.Brooke looks like the guy from Rocky Horror movie. LOL.


Gravatar Natalie looks good in her afro.

Someone grab a can of raid and spary Paris, Nicole, Hohan and Ozzy's seed.


Gravatar Aww look everyone--it's the fashion show from hell.


Gravatar HEY PEEPS! I'm taking a break from cooking-have about a dozen people coming for Mother's Day brunch tomorrow----good thing I love to cook! Laying low w/ dvd's, hub, & kids tonight. I hope everyone has a great day tomorrow!!!

On topic: I actually think Kelly O. looks kind-of cute for a change.


Gravatar Damn---I almost forgot to say something nasty about Lisa Rinna. Roasted turkeys with bloated lips are NOT cute!


Gravatar i know bzbee


it's almost scary!


Gravatar Spin---Did you see that crazy bitch posting in the Jennifer Garner post???? Total kook.


Gravatar bzbee | 05.13.06 - 8:24 pm | #

YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT TYPES LIKE THIS AND THINKS JLO IS THE 2ND COMING?


Gravatar How'd ya guess, Blue Rose!?!?!?!?
I seriously wanted to destroy my computer because of that idiot!


Gravatar bzbee | 05.13.06 - 8:34 pm | #

How old are some these people? When summer comes and school lets out, it's going to be sooooooo much fun around here.
[/sarcasm]


Gravatar nope...i'll have to go look!


i figure they're either dumb kids out of school or realy bored haus-fraus!


Gravatar i know blue rose! we'll have to fine tune our snark!



i already got my first hate email, i must be getting famous!!



Gravatar spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 8:40 pm | #

You're kidding! What did it say?


Gravatar let's see....that i'm a loser for posting in DListed!!!




before i permanently blocked that person from ever emailing me again, i wrote back that i was shocked that they bothered to email me at all to tell me that so that must make them the biggest loser of all!


Gravatar I saw the Garner thread & also had to comment - I SHOULD KNOW BETTER than to get involved in THAT kind of bullshit but I couldn't help it.
OH BTW - 2nd intermission, I have 20 minutes to dish

SPIN - where'd you get your "hate email" - on your site or here?


Gravatar it's ok jenner...sometimes you HAVE to say something....i'm just a little -bewildered- that that kind of crap is happeneing there....but then that crap's been popping up a bit recently!

O_o

my hate mail came thru here. but it's ok....it makes me feel all special that they bothered to give me personal attention!



Gravatar spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 8:51 pm | #

Well, isn't that nice that they took time out of what must be a busy and oh-so-fabulous life to take the time to write to someone so low as yourself, Spin? Doesn't that make you feel special? LMFAO.

The closest I've come to having a hater is someone accusing me of Being Shell. Ain't that original? Pfft.


Gravatar doesn't it make you feel all fuzzy inside!

i know, like anybody really cares what we post here! i can't believe anybody takes it all so seriously!



Gravatar yeah I remember that Shell convo - that same person (because it was obvious it was one person regardless of the various names they used) went on to attack people & call them Shell for about a week
WTF!??!?!?! The only Shell I know of is Oiler/NIN fan Shell, and I can't imagine they're referring to THAT Shell since that Shell's cool, so.....????
Obviously that person went to high school with a Shell whom she did NOT like


Gravatar spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 8:59 pm | #

The saddest part-I guess- about them accusing me, and Jenner too, at the same time, was Jenner said something to one of them, and someone with A DIFFERENT NAME replied to her about it, like, gee, I don't know THEY were the same person. It was nuts.


Gravatar i know, like anybody really cares what we post here! i can't believe anybody takes it all so seriously!

I KNOW! the only time I'm "serious" on this blog is if someone's just tossin' around far too much bullshit, otherwise I like it when we all just talk about Lohan's over used cooter, or Prico's weiner, or any other intellectually stimulating topic we get on


Gravatar Blue Rose | 05.13.06 - 9:03 pm | #

that was an interesting day to say the least


Gravatar jenner | 05.13.06 - 9:01 pm | #

See, that's what I don't get. That is the Shell he/ she/it was talking about, and since I've been coming here, Shell seems like one of the nicest people on here.

Of course, by saying we like Shell, that naturally means we are Shell, even though she and I are in different fucking countries, lmao.


Gravatar OMG, when Hohan sees that pic of her and Richie holding hands, she's going straight to the toilet to throw her food up.


Gravatar yeah, the only time i stomp on someone is when the attacks are too personal...like when that jackass went of about the military....or last night late when i got jumped on....then HULK MUST SMASH!!!



but i think we have a lot of fun! where else can we let off steam from our ordinary lives, pass judgement on public figures and laugh about it all?


Gravatar OMG, when Hohan sees that pic of her and Richie holding hands, she's going straight to the toilet to throw her food up.



yeah, she's goinna be like, i'm not smoking that shit again!


Gravatar Blue Rose - that IS the Shell they were talking about!?!?!?!

man, either Shell's a MASTER of disguise, or that person is FUCKING NUTS
I think I'm siding with the latter....


Gravatar I guess there's people like that on every place you can post. When my daughter was first diagnosed with diabetes, I went to a site for parents with kids who had it, and even there, there were assholes who said shit, only then, they're talking about your kids and life and death-someone made a crack saying my kid should die- and that's a WHOLE nother story.

*Fumes*


Gravatar joydivision | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 9:07 pm | #

I THOUGHT THAT TOO! Because even though Lohan's figure looks FABULOUS there (and it PAINS me to say it since I loooathe her) you just KNOW she's gonna think she looks huge - time to hit the drugs harder!!!!


Gravatar there's trolling assholes everywhere...unfortunalty...it seems they have nothing better to do since they are miserable little wanks...they must try to make everyone miserable....



we must sharpen our snark! that's what i say....or just beat them up...or point and laugh!!!


Gravatar the one redeeming quality to lohan (to me anyway) is that she made the midget simpson cry....





but i like anyone who makes the midget simpson cry


Gravatar Blue Rose | 05.13.06 - 9:12 pm | #

DAMMIT I responded to that but it didn't go through - WTF?!?!?!?

um, trying to remember what I said - basically that I would have been ready to murder, and that on THIS type of blog you can expect that shit, but something like a health website, especially one discussing children, is unforgiveable
IN fact, unforgiveable isn't even the right word for that level of ignorance.....


Gravatar but i like anyone who makes the midget simpson cry
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 9:15 pm | #

Amen to that, lol.

jenner | 05.13.06 - 9:17 pm | #

Yeah, for some reason I haven't posted there anymore. I'm sure it was some kid just trying to start something, but that is NOT the place for it.


Gravatar speaking of diabetes (um, you know, sort of) one of my kitties just came up for snuggles, and she's my diabetic one - she was pretty touch & go there this time last year, and in December she had to spend a few days in the hospital for insulin shock, but she's doing great now
Hope your little girl is doing well! (I know there's no comparing kitties and children but I do understand in my own way


Gravatar we must sharpen our snark! that's what i say....or just beat them up...or point and laugh!!!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 9:14 pm | #

I'm a "point & laugh" kind of person I think


Gravatar jenner | 05.13.06 - 9:20 pm | #

LOL, she's fine. We were watching something on tv the other day and they were talking about Charlie Sheen. She heard what they said about him, and she piped up "He's a piece of doo-doo!" I laughed my ass off! She's feisty as hell, which she needs to be. And as for pets, before I had her, my dog was like my child, so a sick pet can be tough to deal with as well.


Gravatar sorry about the diabetes....child or cat-child.....i'm sure it's no fun. and i'd be ballistic were it my child and someone posted something like that on a place where i'm trying to find help and support.

some ppl are just cold-hearted bastards who are only concerned if it directly affects them. otherwise they are blind.




but let's have fun here!




Gravatar your dog was Gypsy, right? Yeah, the only things in the world that I find myself getting upset about are when bad things happen to children and animals - they're the only true "innocents" I believe
Again, not saying human children and animals are EQUAL, but they are in that way (innocence)
And yeah, like you say, to most people, especially childless ones like me, their animals ARE their babies!

Your daughter seems not only feisty, she seems to have a keen eye for jackasses


Gravatar but let's have fun here!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 9:26 pm | #




yeah, good times on dlisted


Gravatar Wow, look how nicole richie makes Hohan look so meaty! She looks nice next to that twig!


Gravatar How is it that sometimes Brooke is so beautiful and other times she looks like a pilled up, boozed up skank??


Gravatar but let's have fun here!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 9:26 pm | #

Lordy, can I bring things down or what, lol.


Gravatar Blue Rose | 05.13.06 - 9:33 pm | #

hey you & me both


Anonymous | 05.13.06 - 9:33 pm | #

totally agree - sometimes she's breathtaking, othertimes, not so much........????


Gravatar Anonymous | 05.13.06 - 9:33 pm | #

I like Brooke, but she does look kind of mannish here. Whoever said Dr. Frank-N-Furter was dead-on.


Gravatar must be brooke's stylist.....when they're on they're on and other times.....maybe smoked too much weed?



Gravatar yeah blue...i wait to hear about her breaking into "sweet transvestite"



Gravatar How do I attach at cool gravatar??? Help!


Gravatar please don't get me started on Rocky Horror, I'll be singing all night (as well as acting out the scene where he comes down in the elevator, stamping his foot - to this day can't watch that scene without jumping up & doing it too)

*throws toast at everybody*


Gravatar LI Girl | 05.13.06 - 9:40 pm | #

just make sure you use the same email you used there in the email part (but also remember sometimes you can get your new avatar in seconds, other times it takes days, argh!!!!)


Gravatar gravatar.com



you nkow, i would have totally loved to party with lovitz there...he's gotta be a riot


Gravatar jenner.....i used to play columbia!!!


i had the costume & everything!!!


*shoots squirtgun at all*


Gravatar *throws rice in air*

Columbia is actually my FAAAAAAAVOURITE......never had the costume though, not enough body confidence for THAT outfit

OH SWEET JAYSUS GOIN' TO OVERTIME IN OTTAWA..........GO SABERS


Gravatar Thanks Jenner and Spin Cycle. Love ya!!


Gravatar Thanks Jenner and Spin Cycle. Love ya!!
LI Girl


*blows kisses*


no prob!


Gravatar LI Girl | 05.13.06 - 9:46 pm | #

no problem! BUT I FORGOT to mention - you gotta delete the cookies & everything too, otherwise won't show up
THERE *wipes hands* should be all taken care of


Gravatar oh...blue....here's one last thing about my hate email that'll make you laugh, the troll swore that i'm a big ol' queeny fag....that was the FUNNIEST of all!



so i totally had to play it.


Gravatar homosexuality, race, and weight are the 3 main tenets of the internet troll


Gravatar spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 9:50 pm | #

LMAO! Was that why you said that last night, when that moron said we were all a bunch of lesbains?


Gravatar Lesbians, not lesbains. What the hell's a lesbain?


Gravatar yes! I so had to do the queen thing....I HAD TO!!!! it was just too rich! i figured that let's go the whole fucking way with it!





and i was a little drunk.


Gravatar oh! i think my dealer's gonna be here really soon.....have to get my fix!



hope he brought my cheetos too!


Gravatar Lesbians, not lesbains. What the hell's a lesbain?
Blue Rose | 05.13.06 - 9:53 pm | #



Gravatar and i was a little drunk.

spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 9:54 pm | #

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Gravatar i know it's hard 2 believe!




Gravatar ooops gotta go again, OT is on -

again, not sure why this is getting me so tense, I'm a LEAF fan, but I want Ottawa to lose so bad...............talk to you guys later!!!!!!!!

*nerves*


Gravatar YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I'M BACK - OTTAWA'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry)


Gravatar cool...see ya jenner!

if u guys get a chance, read defamer's lead off - it's FUNNY! talks about the cruise bomb & what's going on a t paramount....


Gravatar going to defamer now, to try & keep on the gossip topic, so I don't piss off too many people with hockey talk


Gravatar my dealer's here w/my stash....i'll try to come back later!


Gravatar ooops gotta go again, OT is on -

again, not sure why this is getting me so tense, I'm a LEAF fan, but I want Ottawa to lose so bad...............talk to you guys later!!!!!!!!

*nerves*
jenner | 05.13.06 - 10:00 pm | #



YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I'M BACK - OTTAWA'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry)
jenner | 05.13.06 - 10:05 pm | #

Shit, that was quick, lol.


Gravatar Blue Rose | 05.13.06 - 10:08 pm | #

I KNOW

it was only 2 something minutes in, and Buffalo was SHORT HANDED no less

I told you I'd be hyper


Gravatar so is tom terrific now tom the bomb!


Gravatar spin sycle | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 10:12 pm | #

I'm reading the paramount not happy part now - AND LOVING IT


Gravatar TOM THE BOMB! TOM THE BOMB!!!



that just made me laugh....so very funny


and so glad to knwo that yes, we the public, can still make our opinion known and sway the industry.




i heard some horrible rumor he's going to play iron man?






you know, that last pic w/paris in it....i keep looking over thinkg her boob is going to flop out.....is she pushing those up to make it look like she has something?


Gravatar I thought she was squeezin' 'em together too! She seems to have quite the titties lately for someone who is supposed to be flat chested - ????


Gravatar I think Subway has been paying Jon Lovitz in foot longs.


Gravatar GetFlix | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 10:26 pm | #



Gravatar alright I'm out for real now, kids - gotta go settle down after all the hockey and race talk in Violet thread

'night all


Gravatar probably!!!


didn't paris just say that she liked being flat????


Gravatar bye jenner!


Gravatar As IF Paris gives a rats ass about anyone but herself.


Gravatar ps. Wuhoo Oilers!


Gravatar Hey, hot bitches. Just wanted to say hi.


Gravatar SassyAss, if you get that thing any closer, I am gonna have to put a clothes pin on my nose!!


Gravatar GetFlix | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 11:55 pm | #

My ass is clean.


Gravatar Hate is fun. So is buying stuff from me. Check my homepage NOW!


Gravatar Brook Sheilds should stay home for her baby!


Gravatar This is the fugliest and skankiest event ever in the whole of history.


Gravatar Hey. Hazim here...again.
1:Kelly Osbourne kinda looks decent. Shocker. (fake)"gasp!"
2:When Fat Joe gets hungry, Lindsay goes running.I wouldn't eat Lindsay. Not into junk foods.
3:The dog looks like it's already dead. Speaking of which, if it was, I don't think Paris would notice. She'd still carry it around.


Gravatar Well, at least Lohan looks to FINALLY be at a normal weight again, if nothing else.


Gravatar Jesus,thank God i'm not a celeb,how many diseases could you pick up there,damn less than sharing needles in a flophouse!!


Gravatar Paris Hilton needs to quit using animals as 'props'....she should get her ass thrown in jail for that shit. it's outright animal abuse.
She looks like Jeanine C. Riley, (the hick country singer....)all she needs is a guitar and a toothpick.


Gravatar yeah, so has Richie lost MORE weight since last summer? seems like a year ago Lohan was only slightly bigger than she was, mostly because she was taller. I honestly thought Lindsay was still stick thin until this comparison. her body looks great, though. shame about that haggard face. advice: you either get clean, or you DIE. those are the only options available to an addict, LaLa.

anyone have ANY idea what in the hell they were doing on the stage together?

are the Hiltons admitting that they buy K-mart gowns yet?


Gravatar She looks like Jeanine C. Riley, (the hick country singer....)all she needs is a guitar and a toothpick.
anon1 | 05.14.06 - 11:54 am | #

BWAHAHAHA!


Gravatar It just hit me -- that picture of BLO/HOhan with Nicole Richie looks like the last scene of "Chicago" with Zeta-Jones and Zellweger -- Zeta-Jones looked like a total cow next to Zellweger. BLO/HOhan -- you're a cow, you slutty twat!


Gravatar Lohan looks normal, brooke like a man,and Lisa Rinna is so totally getting on my nerves. Her boobs look like they are going to burst through her skin at any moment. The lips, Oh geesh she has mental issues for sure.


Gravatar brandon davis is so nasty looking. and i thought he was in a feud with paris.


Gravatar i dont care where those 2 bitches go, they will never be as hot as paris. nicole and lindsey are never going to be on the same page as paris. they should just give up. they are workin way to hard to be like paris.


Gravatar Meanwhile young kids are dying overseas right now to supposedly insure these self-centered pompus Arseholes continue living the good life.


Gravatar Dont Brooke Shields & Natalie Cole have any photos of them from the '70's lying around the house anywhere?

These 2 are absolutely clueless, Natalie Cole looks like she pulled that stupid look together @ some Halloween costume in Vegas. peace signs were the 60's dumbass! Jeez Natalie work your 70's feathered hair powder blue eye shadow & long white flowing gowns like your album covers from back in the day .
Brooke Shields looks 'special" in that photo, bitch,work your Calvin Klein ads look or your "Pretty Baby" 12 yr old New Orleans prostie look.
HOw come people get so clueless as to what we love about them in the 1st place?

Jon Lovitz needs to have the 8th chin removed & get a gastric bypass. Funny funny guy. also proof of the double standard that the guys in H'weird can become total slobbo hogs & still work and troll the Playboy Mansion to score.
I wont even bother to comment on the rest of these skanks, there needs to be a race to erase these alleged "A" list skanks & their "Z" list product.


Gravatar Anyone else think Brooke looks like
Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture show?


Gravatar lisa rinnas 15 minutes of fame were up 15 years ago!!! nobody wants to see her tanned skinny botox injected ass dragging her ancient husband harry hamlin to all her dance performances. It could be bad for his heart!!!


Gravatar Jon Lovitz looked like a burnt bloated pig! Nicole Ritchie looked like an extra from night of the Living Dead!!! Kelly Osbourne looks like a young Rosie O'donnell...she needs to just hang it up. Poor Nicky Hilton too...that child gets fuglier by the minute!!! And sister paris....My coochie is burning just looking at her skankified blondeness.


Gravatar Didnt anyone else notice how HUGE Blohan looked next to Nicole Richie and she's thin herself....if thats not an indication as to how skinny nicole is i dont know what is


Gravatar Um, so why did only two people get the memo that it was a 70's themed event? Or was it an oh so cruel practical joke?


Gravatar yes that is Brandon Davis. I swear I think Nicky might be dating him and Kevin Connoly at the same time. nah, she's like the only normal Hilton, Rick should give her the Family Buisness and Not Paris. Nicky has the Brains to run it.


Gravatar Ugh, that Brandon Davis makes me want to upchuck. He's so ugly and clueless. He always looks the mess, like he couldn't be bothered to comg his hair or have his clothes pressed. He only gets pussy because he comes from so much money, not because he's remotely attractive. Yeck, I feel greasey after looking at his picture.


Gravatar surprisingly, the one I hate the most is that dancing tramp Lisa Rinna. SHE IS THE WORST!!!!!


Gravatar ISN'T NATALIE COLE LIKE 60 ALREADY? THE WOMAN LOOKS GREAT!!!
MK IS RIGHT, SHE SHOULD WATCH THAT WIG - SHE'LL PICK UP A FUNGUS FROM PARASITE!!


Gravatar hate to be the party pooper but a lot of you sound like hypocrites. "oh god richie is soo skinny feed the poor girl!!" then you say that kelly osbourn is a lardass and that lohan looks fat next to richie? i'm sure an ethiopian would look fat next to richie. i just don't see why we always criticize the celebrities whether they are stick thin are a little curvy. and the reason osbourne is probably hanging out with those crack heads it because they shared it with her after the event, right? like mother like daughter.


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