first
second
hahaha so sorry I did that, but come on it was fun, yes I was also very competitive as a child too 
maybe Mischa Barfton plans on eating Nichole Richie
Chris,
Not much meat on Nicole. You'd be hungry after eating just that.
LMAO!!!Jen!!! i know it's a dumb thing to do but i can't help it!!!
(that says a lot about me...)
7th!
being asshole enough, i can't actually watch the video now...since it's on the AOL thing...
well, too bad!!!!
Bonnie Blue, how right you are!!!
so misha is used to helping those who are disabled!
'like, oh mey god! get a tan! go to the beach!'
cuz you don't look like you reek of skin cancer like her!!!
Mischa is a full blooded cunt
but i like Nicole, minus her skeleton look, and dont know why
The sad state of hilarity these days.
drive her past the free samples and load her up..
these bitches need real jobs. stupid cunts
drive her past the free samples and load her up..
lmao. The sprite just came out lol. But I see those kids in the store I pictured here going from table to table and then back again.
There was groceries in the cart and the bitch STILL had plenty of room.
I'm telling you, Zahara Jolie -Pitt weighs more than this fuckin twit.
GO YANKEES 
her friend could practically scoop her up out of the cart! Notice how she kept strategically smoothing her hair so the wind wouldn't reveal the giant bald patch!!!
is she 3?
That's so not Mischa Barton.
This is sooooo fucked up. My 11 yr old isn't allowed in the buggy.. and OMG.. one of the odgs just farted... whoooo oooooh somebody farted... whoooo ooooooh .
*dogs* - 3 of them
so funny
oh mna, is she mantally retarded?????? Although she looks like a 12 years old boy, but a real 12 years boy doesn't do like that. omfg
Where was this shot? It looks like the Ralph's on Beverly and Doheny, but I can't tell.
They didn't even buy anything.
O.K. Nicole, this is what you do when you are in high school because you haven't matured yet. If you can't walk, get a hoveround already. 
Actually, I would have pushed nicole into a large display of canned tomatos.
Nicole Richie...I cannot stress enough just how unattractive she is...
You know, there IS something fucking scary about those people taking photos, the way you leave home and they're already following you.
Fuck, she can't go to a grocery store and be safe INSIDE?!?
ANYone notice how the cameraman exclaims "DON'T FALL NICOLE!!" *right* when she is stepping out of the cart? I mean, he's truly trying to startle her and make her fall.
I LOVE the still photos, but this paparazzi stuff seems creepy.
They make enough money to get their picture taken ALL the time. I do not feel sorry for them. The only people I feel sorry for are the children of famous people who don't want the celebrity, but it is forced upon them because of their parents greed and need to be in the spotlight 24/7. These people wanted to be rich and famous, and they got it. They get all kinds of perks, money, freebies, just for being them. They don't need the crap, but they take it anyway. I think getting their picture taken so some guy can make a few bucks is the least they could do.
That's not Nicole in the cart, that's dental floss. Hi hot bitches! 
I love Nicole too...even though she probably would be a bitch to any one of us....lol.
I think it's time to stop picking on her weight though- she admitted she has a problem and is getting help...leave that alone. Anything else, is fair game......
BTW, anyone else read about Kathy Hilton's Mother's Day gift from Paris was stolen off her doorstep? that sucks! But is funny, b/c it happens to the Hilton's.
That's not Nicole in the cart, that's dental floss. Hi hot bitches!
Sassy Ass | 05.15.06 - 10:30 pm | #
Excuse me, bitch. Why are you using my name
Is Nicole and DJ AM together? I haven't seen them together.
jj..Yes they are but not sure how long they have been back together. Maybe 3 months if I recall.
I think Nicole will be putting on more weight soon. I always liked her.
I fucking love Nicole.. Who cares if she's wasting away.. We all have problems.. so what. she's funny
I kinda feel bad for her. *runs and hides*
Ruby and Softness. I have always liked Nicole. I think she will be fine. She is sooooo much better than asswipe Paris.
Tang Wei Dong | 05.15.06 - 10:30 pm
I kinda agree with you to a certain extent. I just think the paparrazi has gotten 10x worse than they were 10 years ago. With technology today, there is no need for them to be just feet away from the celeb. There's no need for them to be chasing celebs in their cars or in Reese Whitherspoon's case, knocking down children at an amusement park just to get a picture. Yes all celebs are greedy but they did not sign up for that. Sooner or later someone is going to get killed.
good night to the real sassy
Sloan...I am not gone yet hot bitch. Just checking in to see what is going on in here.
Sloan..You must be going to bed.
Night
Hey. Hazim here...again. You know, I'll bet if I wrapped my arms around Nicole Richie's waist, I'd overlap myself,oh, maybe three times.
Shewent back for another dress. But they were out of potato sacks.
Why is she even in a grocery store? I figured that she would scream and throw a fit if she came near one, like in the Omen when they tried to take Damien to church.
^^^^^"shewent"??? Sound like a Chinese lamb dish^^^^^
She WENT for ...
^^^^^"sound"????^^^^
I think it is time for bed.
Not funny at all. This was scary. Four anorexic girls all about to keel over. Look at the girl pushing the cart. She is wasting away too. And the other two (Barton and her sister?). Yuck! Get these girls some help.
for the record, remember that nicole is one of the children of celebrities, as referred to in an above post, who was born into the spotlight.
Nicole deliberately came into the spotlight. No one knew who she was five years ago. It was a calculated move. To think otherwise is naive.
ANYone notice how the cameraman exclaims "DON'T FALL NICOLE!!" *right* when she is stepping out of the cart? I mean, he's truly trying to startle her and make her fall.
I LOVE the still photos, but this paparazzi stuff seems creepy.
Drew | Homepage | 05.15.06 - 10:20 pm | #
What kind of grown cunt would sit inside a grocery cart? She looked fucking stupid. And I don't buy it for a minute that paparazzi were at the grocery store by sheer coincidence. I am 100% certain that publicists tipped them off in advance. As they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity. It's not creepy, it's all part of a game.
someone did die. her name was diana. of wales
Who cares if people didn't know who she was 5 years ago? People know now.
Why is your "name" the title of her new song cunt breath?
what is nicole ritchie famous for besides being a sleletal mess? you can tell she craves attention and Mischa barton is really taking a career risk hanging out with this no talent. I guess it was their hatred for Paris Cumdumpster Hilton that brought them together.
that's so retarded. just because you look like a little boy doesn't mean you need to behave like one.
you can tell nicole ritchie gets bored in LA waiting for acting jobs that never come in. So she feeds off the paparazzi and pulls stupid drug induced theatrics for attention. It is actually quite pathetic and makes her look very immature!!
its sad that someone who is supposed to be a grown woman can fit in a shopping cart.
its not Mischa pushing the trolley
its nicole's assistant mischa the one in the yellow dress
Lol.
Nice sack of a dress Nicole. Eat some of those cookies your assistant put in the cart and perhaps you could fill it out.
i agree with whoever said that its totally wierd they have photographers following them around the shop- the video was kind of wierd to watch and i feel sorry for them.
i think nicole was in the trolley to stop herself from getting out and eating the whole store- u no she wants to!! but her desire to be skinnier than paris is just 2 strong
Morning Guys!! K going to slap my whore face on and grab some coffee.
Morning, all! Off to get some breakfast, be back in a few.
Good morning everyone. Where is the coffee?
Good morning, all!
Mischa and Nicole: 2 bitches whose popularity is rapidly fading so they resorted to this desperate bid for attention. They got it, but they looked tremendously stoopid.
Prico, your avatar and mine are strange looking together. What blog is this? The Chronicles of Sleep?
Good Morning, Everyone!
Good morning, my sweets! Back in a while---there's caffeine somewhere with my name written all over it!
Jennifer, your avatar never fails to make me smile. Kermit looks so happy.
Hi Jennifer! Hi bzbee and prico and meramari and FirstClass and Jessucka!! Any anyone else my caffeine-starved brain is not acknowledging!
meramari Thanks, sweetness!
Mousie I'm not fully awake, yet, either. Way too damn grey and rainy here.
Good morning Mousie, how are you doing today?
Good morning to all the D-listers pals!!!
(i already had coffee but all of you got me in the mood of having a second cup!!!)
(ahhhhh....the taste of the caffeine...)
Good morning to you all.. Worthington, Woolworth whatever his name is .... is coming to Dallas in June.. they are going to film here for next season Prison Break....
Morning Mousie and the rest. Happy freaking Tuesday.
Happy Tuesday, all. I can't tell what your avatar is, mer-mari...
Now you can get your own Nicole Richie at the supermarket, in the chew toy section right beside the alpo and kennel ration.
We had butt plug Monday. What will Tuesday be about?
caffeine. not. working.
Tickle me Tuesday. You pick the part to be tickled. Feathers optional.
Good Morning, vanina, Tabatha, Jessucka and prico!
Tabatha, I'm crashing at you place, then. Wentworth makes me tingly!
i thought that was hohan.
We had butt plug Monday. What will Tuesday be about?
Tabatha | 05.16.06 - 9:46 am | #
detachable penises?
jennifer, here too, but I love rain and thunder.
meramari - bored. So bored, I just put hair clips in my cat's fur. She was definitely non-plussed but she humoured me.
Scout - no emails from your hot ass yet.
i like that... wished i had one right now
detachable penises?
vanina | 05.16.06 - 9:48 am |
I never used a strap-on before. This will be fun.
It will reveal itself to us...
today's theme, that is.
I haven't received yours Mousie!
sparkyl@charter.net
(It's an "l" not a "1")
We have some fun birthdays today...
I never used a strap-on before. This will be fun.
jennifer | 05.16.06 - 9:49 am | #
Jennifer: "there's always a first time for everything"!!!!
LMAO!!!!
Buenos Dias EVERYONE!!!! Hope you're all caffeinated and well...
Good Morning!
Good Day!
Bon Gia!
Bon Jour!
Top o' the morning!
meramari - bored. So bored, I just put hair clips in my cat's fur. She was definitely non-plussed but she humoured me.
Mousie, did they match her outfit?
Maybe that's why she was not a happy plussed pussy.
Buen Dia Mizro!!!!
I haven't had coffee... but I had scrambled eggs with ham and ketchup, drinking orange juice, and about to bite into my guava pastry. I'm a happy man.
Crap is failing around me at work, but it's not my fault nor my responsibility. LOL
prico- is that you in the avie? hot ass!
Prico, It's Holly waking up to go to Sing Sing. That's "cat" on her back. You have seen the movie, right?
Hey, MizRo!
vanina, I'm always willing to try anything.
Yes, Alayna, it's me. And thanks.
Mmm, no... don't recognize it.
Where is that store? Is that Trader Joe's?
That's an excellent way to start the day, Prico... Soon it will be time to solicit a RAISE!!!
Hi Miz and Alayna! Is anyone else having loading issues with this site?
Okay, Scout, I'll try again *sigh*
meramari - No, they totally clashed with what she was wearing and she was not a happy pussy. Why won't she rock my lipstick?
i think it's Whole Foods
Oh, I wish... I'm doing well, but had to get a pay cut when I moved from New York.
morning mousie! nope, no loading problems here. i knew sleeping with the computer guy was a good idea!
Crap is falling around me but unfortunately is it my fault and my responsibility! So I just hang out on a gossip blog...
I don't really care what these fools are doing... the combined intelligence quotient is about 80.
i'm having some troubles here, mousie 
It stops loading and leaves 11 items remaining so I have to right mousie-click to open this screen. Phooey!
TRADER JOES ROCKS! But I prefer Whole Foods which we don't have in this area.
scoutt- i can't wait to see what your next spawn of federline avie looks like! this one cracks me up!
Holy shit, Prico!!!! you've got a fantastic body!!!!
(such hot ass!!!!)
IQ of 80? You're being extremely gracious.
Mmm, no... don't recognize it.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.16.06 - 9:56 am | #
Breakfast at Tiffany's
What kind of gay are you?
ouch. must...have...midol.sorry, tmi
It's not that great... I'm all soft, haven't worked out in ages because of a back injury. Thank god I used to be a dancer so I had a great body in college, and my metabolism is very fast, so I've been able to keep some of my figure under control (despite the daily guava pastries).
Buenos Dias Miz.
What kind of gay are you?
meramari | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 10:01 am |
A very old one, lol... I saw many old classics when I was a kid with my grandpa, but I was too young to remember them in detail.
Bwahahahaha... Ahem. Gracious, I am.
Morning bitches! At least it ain't Monday.
This video is weird. Hmm, carting around a 12 year old girl isn't going to bring attention to themselves? And is she getting into a Hummer? Anorexic girls and SUV's seem to go hand-in-hand in Hollywood.
Ok, prico... let's keep it platonic then...
LOL
I always say, if you're gonna get photographed full body, use black and white film, soft light, and a Barbara Walters filter.
What happened to Lahoma? Her contact info has disappeared from the main page.
I'm rocking Jacko on my ipod today (don't kill me!!!)
Will we all be watching "House" tonight?
By the by, I just saw a pic of Tom Welling... OMG! What a fine piece of culo!
I have revised my fantasy 3-some to Tom Welling, Jim Cavaziel and me.
Hey fo sho & scout!
I'm still not caffeinated, yet. Forgive me for slow timing.
what kind of gays are there? I'm confused now????
So you wanna be startin somethin
You got to be startin somethin
I'll try to watch House tonight. I have last week's episode to catch up with first. Oh, and 24 also.
vanina - if you wheedle him hard enough, prico will give you a link that shows you a lot more than his hot ass and it's soooooooo sexy.
prico - enough with the old comments, lovey. I'm older than you, remember, and I'm not old. But any self-respecting queen rocks Breakfast at Tiffany's!
Miz - you are being kind with the 80 comment.
what kind of gays are there? I'm confused now????
Tabatha | 05.16.06 - 10:06 am | #
The steotypical ones and the Pricolatino kind.
I AM feeling generous today! *chortle*
LOL!!!
I have some catching up to do, yeah.
And I can be quite stereotypical when I need to be. I flame on demand.
okay, I think
my cousin is gay but you would never know it.. he seems masculine enough. Now his lovers are fancy pants indeed.
wontingwitch | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 10:06 am | #
Good morning wontingwitch, like your avatar. Are you also inclined to sleep face down or did you pass out?
Tabatha: I'm so dizzy with Toonces!
Flame ON Prico!
Mousie: stop torturing your cat!
And then a friend says Kev, referring to ex Shar Jackson, said, “I left her when she was knocked up. If I can work out something money- wise with Britney, I’m gone.”
off topic, i know, but i couldn't resist. i guess he's trapped, then. hello, prenup! *A Socialite's LIfe*
By the by, I just saw a pic of Tom Welling... OMG! What a fine piece of culo!
I have revised my fantasy 3-some to Tom Welling, Jim Cavaziel and me.
MizRo | 05.16.06 - 10:05 am | #
Miz, make it a foursome
*runs out the house to get a plane ticket*
I flame on demand.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.16.06 - 10:10 am | #
You sound like one of those long safety lighters.
Ahhh....much better! I can now face the day...Is MK sleepin' in or what?!?!?
BTW-The Vanilla Chai Coffee Mate is surprisingly good!!!!
No problem Vanina!! ****driving to airport****
No comment, meramari. LOL
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.16.06 - 10:14 am | #
Oh, but I am sure you have plenty.
Ok, so where are today's birthday bitches? MK!
It's the big 4-0 for my girl, Janet!
Bon Gia all! Mousie , Miz, Jennifer,Prico, yadda yadda to many to name but happy butt shake to you anyway
Hmm one day behind it's like monday to me now.
miz - she evaded me and is now under the davenport *chortle back atcha*
prico - so your iPod finally found you? Kewl.
Nope, it didn't, I'm using my old U2 special edition one... the 60gig got lost, they issued a credit. As soon as I get the money I'll go buy it at the store.
You sound like one of those long safety lighters.
meramari | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 10:13 am | #
How true that statment is you have no idea
I still can't get over how thin she is. And that dress gives her no shape at all. She seriously looks like a concentration camp person.
p.s. I would HATE to have those photographers and strangers following me everywhere like that. No thank you.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.16.06 - 10:18 am | #
FC, I saw the "Homepage" but I did not click on the link to THAT page. I felt like I would be eavesdropping on my brother. Sorry prico...
I respect that, meramari. But I wouldn't feel offended if you had clicked. I mean, I do eavesdrop on my brothers, lol.
New post!!!!
Everybody go to Dayanara's homepage and take her poll/survey/whateverthefuck
I respect that, meramari. But I wouldn't feel offended if you had clicked. I mean, I do eavesdrop on my brothers, lol.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.16.06 - 10:25 am |
Eres un perverso.
Great, Mousie.
Here's the link:
http://www.alma-rota.blogspot.com/
i went to daya's link.... i said i would give someone a golden shower, which i would never do, cause it's gross. ew. i just puked a little in my mouth.
Dammit, now I'm on the verge of tears from Daya's website...
prico - yeah? Then go back and feast on what my ex used to do with his schlong!
Alayna - you came across as Anon, silly!
These biatches need a job - it iggs me to see them rolling around in a shopping cart when I am drudging my ass to work every fucking day - where the fuck did I go wrong - and dammit my clit hurts....
Ditto, Clit!!!
She needs to lose more weight so she can fir in the top part where your legs can fit through if you are a baby. Keep dieting..you'll get there dear.
I hope this poor idiot's insurance is paid, because she is looking like death. Wonder do she have chest pains!?
She is probably truly gross to look at in person. My 9 year old doesn't even fit in the back of a grocery cart. Nicole has just jumped the shark!
Dandelion is right . They were totally tipped off to be there. I don't know how many times I've been to the Ralph's on Beverly and there are never cameras stalking out the stars. Also, they have store security who would not allow them to just follow them around the store.
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