hey they are battle scars
die Tom, die!
they're alien markings.
she didn't look that big when she was at the MI:3 premiere
Damn, she scarred herself for him. Shit, that ought to be worth at least $40 mil. Dumb ho!
This is just like the nursing bra!! So calculating!
I'll believe she had the kid and it belongs to Cruise when I see the DNA.
she's still tiny though....
So, so wrong. First she's gotta show us that she wears a nursing bra and now she has to show off her strech marks? And how can she wear tight ass jeans right after birth? (shh, I know Tom is making her do it) All that shit down there should still be sore! 
and why is she wearing a coat? its going to be 100 degrees here today!
They are fake. Everyone knows Hollywood women dont get those.
Its common knowledge.
Yeah? So then how is that last week her stomach was completely flat?
ahhhh
She has a bigger bulge than Tomass.
Damn! She should have gotten the delivery room tummy tuck offered in L.A.
she does have a wierd look on her face....
Her expression says it all. She is not coming back.
It's so obvious that she is purposely showing those scars, just like her nursing bra. These two are freaking me out more and more.
My bile is rising.
Team She didn't birth no baby despite what Tom wants us to believe.
Where is the baby by the way?He didn't famewhore her for his movie,for Mother's day when he's the biggest famewhore in town. That's because there's no baby.They haven't purchased one yet.
so money cant get rid of those scars!
AHHHH im scurrred of having kids!
Fucking twats.
i love how we NEVER saw her belly during the pregnancy, but now we see these airbrushed on stretch marks & her crusty nursing bra. Freaking psychos!!
Those are NOT stretch marks. Id bet my house and cars on it. Stretch marks are white/pinkish purple and look like ripped tissue. Ask any mom or overweight woman. No way.
When are they going to release the alien...I mean...baby pics?
this motherfucker is on the cover of Good Housekeeping this month I saw it in the market today.. his PR people are working way over time he is such a phoney bastard
and BTW those marks looks fake I have had 2 kids and don't have shit like that on my stomach
Those marks are from the ripples in the pillow's fabric.
She is way too heavy to be going out for just giving birth in Hollywood. She needs to stay in hiding for two months and then reappear thin. Look at Kate Hudson, Posh Spice, Denise Richards. Normal women get a year to lose the weight. Women in Hollywood gets two months. Both of them are gross.
Now I am even MORE convinced. This whole charade was a freak show. And I am not into UFO, conspiracy crap things!!!!!
The baby is probably being raised by a bunch of cult followers just like in "Rosemary's Baby". Kate probably doesn't even get to hold or see the baby. She's just allowed to pump milk and then it's taken to some remote place where the baby is being raised to one day grow up and destroy earth!! (just a thought)
the jacket?! why is that bugging me so much. maybe because im dying of heat stroke and shes wearing a jacket. ughh
Again - the coat is too small & she always wears those same kind of tight ugly jeans... She should be on the worst dressed list...
And don't let me get started on the hair.....
Nah - those are the tread imprints of her dad's sneakers when he tried to kick some sense into her!
Anonymous | 05.16.06 - 2:37 pm |
Didn't I see some prophecy by Nostradamus regarding that on TLC or something?
They look like varicose veins.
Excuse me for blathering on, but I work with latex (crafting) and it looks like latex ripping. EXACTLY like latex ripping. Ok, Ill stop now.
Tom's expression in picture #2:
Ooo! Did someone just throw hot yogurt on my back?
Katie's expression:
I hope we can go to Williams Sonoma today...
its written in her contract she has to "gaze' at him like that all the time
God that is the ugliest coat I have ever seen! My eyes!!!
i agree w/ y'all----there is NO WAY these exposures are accidents.
who in the world, ESPECIALLY those filmed everywhere they go, would wear such a short top and/ or expose her nursing bra?
they protest way too much.
maybe their adoptive baby's momma changed her mind. now they're going to have to find a 3 month old post-haste.
Where the hell is the Spawn??????
does she have a cell phone bulging from each pocket? She's gone, baby gone...
I LOATHE THESE TWATS AND DO NOT WISH THEM WELL.
I am not going to comment on them further.
MK? It's Kate honey.
That's coat is actually Tom's tuxedo jacket from his prom.
Um...I had a baby 9 months ago. I'm 5'2" and gained 40 lbs and did not get any stretch marks.
If you put cream on - you don't get 'em.
Also, I looked pregnant for many months after - despite diet and exercise.
Her boobs never got bigger.
That woman was NOT pregnant.
Not that I am condoning anything that they do, but I have had three children and my stretch marks on my tummy do look like that and my youngest is only 3 months old... It looks real to me... but not that I am saying I support anything they do! Believe me!
They must have ordered those stretch marks from the same place Mariah Carey ordered her abs a few months back.
i hope this couple is so happy.
i dont know. i keep staring, and they look like they could be real. but i never got stretch marks so, i dont know.
i know someone who just had a baby - 2 weeks ago - and her stretch marks look like the ones in this photo of katie.
who knows - well, i guess *they* know.
E-nice | 05.16.06 - 2:44 pm | #
They look like stretch marks to me, and I've had 2 kids. They always appear bright red in the beginning, but these look a couple months old. Eventually, they'll turn silver. Her tummy also has the tell tale dimple in the middle where her excess skin is still puckered.
I detest these two with a passion, but I do believe those are the marks of a formally pregnant woman. How formally is the question.
Funny thing is though no matter how much she works out, nothing can tuck that tummy back in. She's gonna need surgical help.
Oh well, I'd rather look at her stretch marks than Pete D's sweaty, disgusting, blood-squirting self ANY DAY. Hell, post Paris pics all day for that matter, or monkeys taking a poo and throwing it, or Whitney's crack den, or (shuddering) Brangelina airport photos....
In all fairness, the wind probably blew up her homing device. Last week she was wearing a frock. That is what a potato sack is called when its over $1000.
My question to Katie ( 
)is: With all those Scientologist-Slaves around her 24/7, why didn't she use them to her advantage?
I would have been barking orders all day long.
Get me some stretch mark cream!
Rub the stretch mark cream on me! Counterclockwise, you moron!
Don't forget my feet!
Make the best of bad situation.
Why isn't her stomach flabbier? I don't know much, but how come it looks like a budding fat man gut and not a deflated balloon?
She looks completely over run.
and why the fuck do they go out all the time w/out the baby? i work w/ a new mother, and she's so busy, she hasn't really left the house for weeks. breastfeeding every 3 hours, bathing, burping, diaper changes.
doesn't TC realize he can repair SOME of the damage by looking like he spends time w/ his made-up daughter? who is taking care of "suri"? did he not think we'd notice?
Alright! - if i say I believe you had a baby will you put your stomach away and take off that ugly coat?
JESUS!
Look at Tom in the last pic. It looks like he's giivng her orders.
Stretch marks from pregnancy are NOT horizontal zigzags -- mine are vertical and kind of look like wide scars. And, she's looking worse every time we see her. Shit's taking it's toll.
Those just look like marks from something being against the skin for a few minutes too long. I refuse to believe those are real stretchmarks (or, as my husband calls them, racing stripes)
and depending on one's skin (the elasticity) - some get strech marks, some done. some fade quickly, some dont. creams work on some, dont work on others.
nobody who has had a baby can say "well, it was this way for me, so it has to be this way for her".
I have to agree with cokemonkey. The closer I look, they look like they're going the wrong way! I got them when I had my daughter and I was as big as her pillow. Mine ran vertically and were really red!
I mean, if they want to keep the *baby* away from the paparazzi, that's one thing, but why is she never home with it?
i beginning to wonder if SHE has even seen the baby yet.
Did she have a c-section? On the first picture close up you can see a line in the middle. God if she did actually have a baby, why on earth would you be wearing tight jeans that are cutting into your skin that not too long ago was actually cut, OUCH!
so, does that mean she Really had a baby?....not convinced.
Coke - can you "craft" me a huge dildo?
That's what I think, MJF. They are too uniform. If they were stretch marks they would still be purple. It was probably her tight ass jeans cutting into her stomach while she was sitting.
Okay, I am 5'4" and gained 50 pounds and had a nine-pound baby and my stomach NEVER looked like that! Why didn't she show her stomach when everyone was doubting that she was even pregnant? This is so calculating! And what kind of mother goes out so much without her baby? What baby??
i find it odd that the media isn't asking more questions about this supposed baby and searching for pictures of it...they must have paid everyone a ton of money to cover up their PR campaign.
Hey MizRo,Scout and all you other bitches! 
All that shopping that this bitch did before she gave"birth," and this is what she bought? She used to have a somewhat sense of style. What the hell happened?
Why haven't we seen the pics yet? At this rate we'll see Brad/Angie's newborn before we see Suri.
GO YANKEES
ok,, why is there a CONVENIENT WIND around her belly all the time? remember those big belly pics? did he hire a pap to do this? WTF is up with this????
I have them...just a few..but I prefer to call them Scars of Love... You can still be hot with a the scars..it's genetics..can't help nature
i cant stand these 2 - at all. i think they are phoney balonga all the way....
BUT i cant believe so many people here think they are experts on this subject. every single woman is different in carrying their pregnancy, having the baby, post pregnancy, etc etc. nobody here can say if those are real or not. its impossible. nobody can compare what they went thru to what someone else went thru and make a judgement.
those are the alien baby's claw marks scratching to get back in or out whatever the case may be
Let me guess. She is pregnant again? Pulling a brit brit? If I had stretch marks from a month old baby I wouldnt wear a shirt that shows them off.
Those aren't stretch marks... those are Scientology administered electro-shock, tribal marks.
Okay, if you enlarge the first picture (the close up one) you can see that everywhere that there is an alleged "stretchmark" it lines up with a corresponding bulk in the jeans she's wearing. The belt loop for example.
Do these people EVER spend time with their child? All this "I change diapers." bullsh** and all we see is pics of them promoting his stupid ass movie that noone wants to see anyways. I've had enough! I just wished the media would throw all their PR lies into their face and expose them as the lunatic liars they are!
I'm not buying it.
oh come on....... that's just as fake as the pregnancy belly - and they nursing bra she "forgot" to snap shut.... Besides I don't know any pregnant woman that wears a body suit her entire pregnancy... except for women w/ pillows for bellies....
Never been preggers so excuse my ignorance, but I HAVE been fat. Wouldn't stretch marks be on the sides of her tummy? And unfortunately, even after losing all the weight, I still have stretch marks.
I saw somewhere that OK mag published a teaser that they were going to have the first pics. They jumped the gun but are apparently in negotiations. That douchebag would sell his "own" daughter to get closer to Xenu. What a fucking douchebag. Bitch needs to die!
I don't know how you all can say those are not stretch marks. LOL! They're not supposed to be uniform. They can happen any way imaginable. And certainly not every woman is the same.
The skin literally rips and that's the mark you see. It's also impossible to get that skin back to where it was without surgery. There is no elastic left in the marked area.
And NO, I am not defending anything about them! YUCK!
I have to add, I feel bad. I'm sure she didn't expect the wind to blow up the shirt...She's still is an attractive woman with her marks...Post partum emotions/marks can be hard to deal with at times..I'm sure if she saw this pic, she would be horrified..Personal stuff..
Hey Miz Ro, Scout, and all you other bitches!
All the shopping this bitch did before giving "birth" and this what she bought? WTF?! She used to have a somewhat sense of style, what the hell happened? At this rate we'll see pictures of Brad/Angie's newborn before we see Suri.
GO YANKEES
You ask where the baby is but this is the preggers lady that never once touched her stomach that we ever saw. She is not attached to the baby in a personal way because that is what Xenu wants. And Kate's bank account.
Sorry for the double post.
Those look like veins, not stretch marks (which I thought looked like scars?)
And thanks for making me blow that nasty shit up MJF!!! 
I think that they are quite nice couple (thought I am still figuring out Tom's character).
You know, in my native tongue word suri means died in the past. Weird.
Okay...confession time. I've got stretchmarks (or racing stripes). A LOT of them. I'm 5' tall and delivered an 8 pounder 16 yrs. ago. Although they are faded, I'm staring at them right now, and they ALL GO IN THE SAME DIRECTION. There is no zig zag or horizontal action going on. What she has on her stomach is nothing more than pressure marks from the waistband of her jeans.
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 05.16.06 - 2:57 pm
Anytime!
Am I the only person in the world who actually believes Katie Holmes gave birth? I won't say WHY I believe this because I will get my ass beat like I did on the Britney post yesterday - but I don't believe she faked a pregnancy. I'll probably get kicked off the cheeto squad for this.
her expression is still very wierd.....
If you put cream on - you don't get 'em.
E-nice | 05.16.06 - 2:44 pm | #
Sorry, but that's not true. It's genetic. No amount of cream helped me!
LBFF...I promise, I won't say a word. But I'm DYING to know what about her makes you think she spawned.
Foo - where are the hot tub party invitations?
her expression is still very wierd.....
christina | 05.16.06 - 2:59 pm |
Kind of like, "Are we going to get ice cream now, daddy?"
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 2:58 pm | #
Foo, you could only get excommunicated for finding Pete Doherty hot.
Am I the only person in the world who actually believes Katie Holmes gave birth? I won't say WHY I believe this because I will get my ass beat like I did on the Britney post yesterday - but I don't believe she faked a pregnancy. I'll probably get kicked off the cheeto squad for this.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 2:58 pm | #
Oh, I beleve she had a baby. Who's? Now THAT'S the question!
If she was pregnant, it was a strange pregnancy for SURE! I don't know of many that last ten months and change shape dramatically everyday.
I think if you look closely, it looks like that scene in the Exorcist where Reagan is asleep and the assistant shows Father Damien the scrawling on her chest.
Those are stretch marks. I work for an OB, and I see them everday on post partum patients. Woman can get stretch marks simply due to genetics. Not everyone is predispoed to them...whether your thin or big...I know women who don't get at all with very small frames. And it may depend on your skins elasticity.
I'm not trying to play devil's advocate, just putting knowledge to good use..
i loathe tom.
i feel sorry for Katie, but more than that i'm angry at her. i want to shake her and scream "where is your maternal instinct?!" she let's the motherfuckers take her baby away from her for a whole week after giving birth - and now...who knows?!?! it's your fucking baby, woman!
Okay, MJF... I just looked at mine and they are all over the place.
And yes, some are horizontal - the ones on the side. The vertical ones are in the middle of my belly.
I also think she would be horrified by that picture. Imagine having your SM ladden tummy all over the press.
I am not a fan.
Repeat, I am not a fan.
I think they are stretch marks. I have had two children and I have the damn scars to prove it. They ran that way. They had the same coloring. My stomach was bloated too. Yes, I am still traumatized. After many gallons of cream and 7 years since my last (ugh) pregnancy, they have receded to a little area they call their own.
Would I have been out without the baby after 2-3 weeks? Maybe, if I was stir crazy or if I had to go the doctor.
Would I have been wearing jeans? No, but I did wear a post pregnancy girdle the first 3-6 months so that my skin would not sag. Who knows, maybe Tom is tight with the money.
My humble opinion.
No Foo, you're not. But he's such a fuckwad that the more hate and discontent we stir up, the better!
Why is Tom sporting the Simon Cowel fitted Tee with man Boobs?
LBFF: you deceitful bitch!
Am I the only person in the world who actually believes Katie Holmes gave birth? I won't say WHY I believe this because I will get my ass beat like I did on the Britney post yesterday - but I don't believe she faked a pregnancy. I'll probably get kicked off the cheeto squad for this.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 2:58 pm | #
I think she had one but I definitely don't think it's his from natural sex and I think the whole thing was a fucked up PR stunt.
Hey OakRaider! LBFF I believe she actually gave birth and having seen tons of postpartum women I'd say those are real stretch marks. They are different depending on how the woman "carried" the baby. I don't think they'd be nuts enough to pull a pregnancy out of the air. Now do I believe their relationship is real? Nah...
I also think she would be horrified by that picture. Imagine having your SM ladden tummy all over the press.
Anonymous | 05.16.06 - 3:01 pm |
Well, for starters, I'd cover that shit up!!!
stretch jeans too.
yeah, they're stretch marks, and I will concede that it's not her fault the photographer took the picture from that angle. it's not like you can see her tummy when you're looking at her straight on. in any case, I believe she was pregnant. I just don't necessarily believe it's his. they just creep me the fuck out. I want to know what the hell happened to her.
Love the scrunchie
She should have stretch marks, that baby and stomach were all over the fucking place, one day it was at her feet, the next on her back
Calculated, MaryAnne, not calculating!
LBFF you have to tell us! lol
i think she had a baby too and i think it was his...or mayb that wierdo guy they all pray 2 in their wierdo religion/cult/celebrity scam .... and i am STILL very worried about her expression
SAVE KATIE
chris Klein needs 2 redeem himself... (is that her ex's name?)
Those are for real stretch marks!!!
Also...look straight down the middle by her belly button & it looks like an unhealed surgical scar.
Well, for starters, I'd cover that shit up!!!
MJF | 05.16.06 - 3:03 pm | #
True, she is asking for it. I don't know why she likes those hideous jeans.
Well, if they ARE stretchmarks, then theyd match the ones on the sides of Tom's mouth. 
Seriously, Pacey, Dawson, save her and take her back to the Creek. She needs you now more than ever!
Mouse - I will still do the hot tub party on a few conditions:
1. You get that fucking ratwagon over here with my stash. No fucking around.
2. I get a free pass for my comments on the Shitney post yesterday
3. You make NoAnjl bring back the Lambchop avatar
4. You make me official entertainment coordinator of the Cheeto Squad. You can keep your position as mood coordinator/street pharmacist/drug dealer...whatever
DEAL??????
Hey Anna, the man-boob tee shirt is because the bitch is gay!!!!!!!!!!
theyd = they'd
Okay bitches give me a few seconds and I will give you my reasons.
No way, NOOOOOO way, I should post my stretch marks. I got great ones on my tits...
Mousie- I see I was 1/2 right about Shitney. OH Well.
BUT 100% about Tawney on Surreal Life!!!
i never thought Katie would be diagnosed with dunlap disease.
Well, if they ARE stretchmarks, then theyd match the ones on the sides of Tom's mouth.
MJF | 05.16.06 - 3:06 pm | #
yeah, AND on his taint.
yeah, i went there.
Ever since I saw the beach ball pic I was convinced that she was never pregnant. I saw a video online when she had no problem sitting by the pool, with no help, at 8 months pregnant. What the fuck? She would have been pregnant for 12 months if people didn't start questioning her so she *popped* the ball a month ago.All of a sudden now we see pics of her *accidentally* showing her nursing bra or her stretch marks.Those who defend themselves accuse themselves.There never was a baby, not birthed by Katie anyway.
yeah, i went there.
libby aka kellie pickler | 05.16.06 - 3:08 pm |
Where is that nice little twead number she had in NY where she looked pretty. Sweetie, go put that back on, you looked great
i never thought Katie would be diagnosed with dunlap disease.
Morticia | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:08 pm |
Is that kind of like "sportin' a muffin top"?
those are some pretty disgusting stretch marks....they look like someone drew them on with a sharpie.
LBFF what happened yesterday to you about Shitney? Is it too long to explain?
ew. taint stretchmarks.
Well, if they ARE stretchmarks, then theyd match the ones on the sides of Tom's mouth.
MJF | 05.16.06 - 3:06 pm | #
Buahahahahhaa Now that is funny.
Love the scrunchie
peppers | 05.16.06 - 3:05
Your point? I'm wearing one now!
Foo:
1. Ratwagon was retired, remember? We got the atomic Hummer now.
2. I never disagreed with you on Shitney so suck it up.
3. I can make NoAnjl do it but she has to get an invite, dammit.
4. Clean the fur out your ears. YOU ALREADY ARE, YOU DUMB VARMINT!
But I think we have to move it. FMouie has been MIA for months. Personally, I think he's stuck in Sassy's outhouse with MK.
MJF - i'm not sure what a muffin top is, but dunlap disease b/c her belly has dunlapped over her pants.
God, ever since I got a hobby Ive been out of the fucking loop.
Foo, I'll send the moonshine, moonpies, rc cola and a copy of Popozao! That will give you all the reason to get fucked up and burn the place down!
I also want to add it is unfortunate the photog decided to crawl around on the ground for his shot but her shirt still wouldn't have covered her belly. God, I get bloated from my period and the muumuu comes out
I think FMouie posts under a different name.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 2:58 pm
*GASP* I hang my head in shame.
OUTSIDE NOW!! No cheeto meth or margaritas for you for a week. The CVS squad shall decide the rest of your fate.
Get on outta here. Ya Slut
As far as "accidentally" exposing her abodmen, the photographer must be laying on the floor to be able to look up her shirt. He got the shot he was looking for... and I'm not defending her, just calling it like i see it!
Morticia | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:10 pm |
Muffin Top + Too fat girl wearing too tight low-cut jeans. Roll goes over like the top of a muffin.
the mi:3 special effects/makeup team is really earning their keep these days...
Muffin Top + Too fat girl wearing too tight low-cut jeans. Roll goes over like the top of a muffin.
MJF | 05.16.06 - 3:12 pm | #
The posters on this site collectively are the most informative group of people ever!! I love it!
ooooo. i like muffin top. not that i LIKE it LIKE it.
BUT 100% about Tawney on Surreal Life!!!
Rockstar Pete/Cokemonkey
I'll say!
Ok, nobody loves me....
God, I get bloated from my period and the muumuu comes out
JAY | 05.16.06 - 3:11 pm | #
NO DOUBT!
Ew. Put those away. They still make waist-high pants for a reason, Katie - er, Kate. Mainly for women who have scars, stretch marks, etc.
meracocolovingmari | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:01 pm | #
Agree. I have tons on my hips, vertical zigzags on my tits, and two tiny ones starting on each side of my belly button. I am 29 weeks.
What kind of girdle did you wear, did it help, and did you have a c-section?
Coke? WTF? You do? Why? Do dish!
Morticia | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:10 pm
Are you from Texas? I know you are. My husband always says that.
I love you, Cokemonkey!
Thank you Jennifer!!!!! I saw that recap too!! What a nut!!!! Now wonder her ex dumped her ass!
That's it I give up I won't get a full day of D-listing in what ever okay I'm kwel with it....AUGH!!!!
Anyway bummer KATE but you have enough money you can get those lasered lighter.
I heard a sign of depression is not caring how you dress and look.....I'm looking at you KATE.
She's such a trained zombie now. You hardly ever see her without him and she's always hanging on to him, probably because she always has to be within earshot to hear his next order to her when they are in public.
Mousie- what???
lol. u guys crack me up
lol. u guys crack me up
Okay, Coke, love...
I have been wondering where FMouie is, so spill it...who, what, when, where, how....
Plus, has Bunny given her reasons yet and I missed it?
Cokemonkey, poor Steve had to be in the middle of that mess. "Tell her I'm swimming naked in the pool." Oh, but Andrea is a slut for taking her clothes off? What a drugged up slag!
Plus, has Bunny given her reasons yet and I missed it?
heartsflowers | 05.16.06 - 3:17 pm | #
No, still waiting on pins and needles, it ought to be good
heartsflowers | 05.16.06 - 3:17 pm | #
I forgot to ask you! Did you watch Jarhead?
I'm sad this season's Surreal Life is over but that Tawny is PSYCHO!
I felt I owed it to my fellow D-listers to bestow upon you the "muffin top" only because I have GREATLY enhanced my vocabulary from these posts. Dirty Sanchez...come on now...that's good stuff!!!
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.16.06 - 3:15 pm |
But she has vitamins. It's the $cientology secret to everything.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
meracocolovingmari | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:15 pm |
oh shit! are we that obvious?!
The main reason I believe she had a baby is because of her parents. I just don't believe they would go along with such a hairbrained scheme. They are strict Catholic and I don't think Tom could have bought their silence. Also, SOMEONE would have come out with proof by now. It's not an easy thing to pull off. This isn't Days of Our Lives people. Stefano is not hidden in some evil Scientology Lab administering amnesia drugs to Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman.
Second, every single person who gives birth has different experiences. Some people actually can wear normal jeans. Some people get funky looking stretch marks going in different ways. Some people carry weird. My bump was NEVER completely round and looked fake half the time. I also got these freaky looking stretch marks on my left leg - but not one single mark on my right leg. I was also pregnant for a whopping 42 weeks! SHIT! I must have had an alien baby!
Not to mention, everyone looks fat in some pictures and skinny in others, depending on what he/she is wearing.
Besides - what would be in all this for Katie? She'll be getting Dawson's residuals as long as Soapnet exists and she had a decent film career. She wouldn't have done this to boost her career because he has put a total smackdown on what looked like a promising future for her.
So their you have it suckers. I give you all props on those over-active imaginations though. Some of you need to be writers for television shows with all this crap you come up with. SNORT!!!!!
But then you know CC and Steve used to bang those type of girls and all of a sudden now that they are sober, they are sluts...what gives???
(Anyone that doesnt know Tawny was sneaking in coke in her shampoo bottles) that may have been the issue- not the firing of her asst why does SHE have an asst anyway??
Long Island Irish...
Not yet! I "vant to be aw-lone" when I do, and my family is not allowing it! Soon!
Jay...*waiting*waiting*
I think FMouie posts under a different name.
Rockstar Pete/Cokemonkey | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:11 pm
THAT! actually, he sent me an email a few weeks ago saying he is tres busy working OT so he can buy a house.
MJF go look up a hot carl just for shits and giggles.
Oh yeah I forgot Jennifer silly me lol
We need a Tawny's greatest moments MK like you had for NewYork and Flavor of Love!!!!!
OK TomKat makes me want to hurl but the frikkin paparrazi have no shame. No woman wants pictures of her stretch marks to be plastered all over the internet. 
Was Katie pregnant? Yes
Is the baby Tom's? No
MOUSIE!!!!!!!!!
What happened in the Britney blog yesterday? I dont want to have to read through 500 posts to figure out when Foo BItch went postal.
LBFF...so...do you think that they have a valid relationship? That he's straight? I'm not asking in a snide way, I just want to know.
I agree with Jeep chic that no two women (or their stretchmarks) are the same and that we can't determine whether they are real based on our own, or somebody we know's experience. However, most nursing mothers - and "Kate" has been desperately trying to prove she fits this category - usually experience a rather drastic increase in cup size when their milk comes in. I see no proof of this with her.
ughhhh with the double postings.
hearts: I hear from Mouie ...... he is doing fine he does notpost as anyone else at all
he just does not post here anymore.. he is just busy I guess I will tell him you were asking about him !
What kind of girdle did you wear, did it help, and did you have a c-section?
Anonymous | 05.16.06 - 3:14 pm | #
Yes, It helped tremendously. No, I did not have a C-section. With my first my mother actually used two over-sized Ace Back Support Bands. I would put a gallon of cream over my belly and upper thighs. My mother would then proceed to literally wrap those two bands around my lower torso. When she left after her duty as a mom was done, it was my husband who did it. Needless to say, he would put that band on so tight I couldn't breathe and I am eternally grateful.
oh shit. a hot carl.
and a donkey punch.
Those marks and that swelling is because Tom hasn't let that bitch take a shit. He's kept her backed up for days for this photo op. Her ass is percolating and he doesn't care. That's Shit Belly. Damn you Tom Cruise!!!!!
MJF go look up a hot carl just for shits and giggles.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.16.06 - 3:22 pm |
With or without Saran Wrap?
hey all - I have emerged from a 3 day vacation in land of the dead - aka puking my f*cking guts out - so I am enjoying my newfound ability to get out of my bed and keep my eyes open for more than 10 seconds by jumping on dlisted for a few...
ON TOPIC - I totally believe she had a baby, but as some of the psoters said, I am NOT CONVINCED IN THE LEAST that it's Tom's
Get Maury in there to do a DNA test.
LBFF...
Okay, I can see these are logical and valid reasons, but I don't know if they are taking into account...Tom is crazy and Katie is brainwashed!!
I have a hard time believing she was pregnant, but...if she was:
A) it is not Tom's
B) it is being raised by CO$
I'm a Mom of a 1 year old and a 3 year old... I certainly don't have marks like that. I had fallen for the pregnancy all along, but now I'm not so sure... those markings certainly must be alien in nature.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 3:20 pm
All right Foo bitch you can come in from the cold outside...
I fear your reasons are good ones. Damn. NOW get me a MARGARITA!!!
Lets not forget the Rose Creeper and Red Dragon my two personal favs!!!!
Hey Jenner!! Hope you're feelin' better! Don't read the "hot carl" thing if you don't want to puke anymore.
Shuga-Don't/-Bite | 05.16.06 - 3:24 pm |
That made me want to go #2 really bad!
But I think we have to move it. FMouie has been MIA for months. Personally, I think he's stuck in Sassy's outhouse with MK.
Mousie Hearts Les Pines | 05.16.06 - 3:10 pm | #
LMFAO!!! Yeah, where is the fucking Fmouie?
Daya - Bite me beeeotch!
Coke Monkey - Long story short I was arguing that Brit can't get her kid taken away for being stupid. Isn't going to happen and wishing for it to happen is evil. I'm probably going to get my ass kicked - again. Snort.
OK, I think they are stretch marks, loathe though I am to admit it... I sort of think maybe she possibly had a baby-type creature but not Tom's... And that makes me sad, because why would someone barter their life for a little pr.
I prefer to think she didn't have any baby at all though, cause I like the conspiracy theory better... Plus, really, they're not doing much to quiet the speculation...
Thanks, katiescarlett! I miss Mouie and was wondering after him...thanks for the info! Please tell him hi for me.
Putas - nothing earth-shattering. Foo was just expressing her opinions. Honestly, that's it. Basically, she was just saying that what Brit did was stupid but not against the law and that she should not lose SPF because of it. She didn't agree with what Brit did but she also didn't think she should lose custody. Then she said something about how when she herself was little, she stuck cornhusks in her mother's ear or some shit.
*DUCKING FOO'S BEER CANS!*
Thanks Putas! You know what happens when I don't have my meth margaritas!
Those marks and that swelling is because Tom hasn't let that bitch take a shit. He's kept her backed up for days for this photo op. Her ass is percolating and he doesn't care. That's Shit Belly. Damn you Tom Cruise!!!!!
Shuga-Don't/-Bite | 05.16.06 - 3:24 pm |
oh damn! that shit had me laughin my ass off! i'm gonna go take a poo in Katie's honor.
Hope you get to feeling better, jenner!
Hey, Jenner. Glad you're here. Get better soon, hoser bitch.
jenner I have the model/bus gravatar ready. Email me!
sparkyl@charter.net
Jenner! i hope you start feeling better!
Okay...the rose creeper thing just sounds mean.
MJF | 05.16.06 - 3:26 pm | #
thanks! I'm doing MUCH better now, considering I thought I might be dying
re: Hot Carl - I'm already WELL AWARE of what a Hot Carl is (not personally, you understand , but I don't know what a Red Dragon is - ????
LBFF-
People have done alot of fucked up things and worse in the name of religon. Tom Cruise is a fucked up guy with too much money. I dont put it past him.
Mouse-
Tell FMouie I send him my best and I miss him.
OK laughing my ass off at "hoser bitch" *raises beer & doffs toque to Jennifer*
Scout - OMG YOU DO!?!?!?!?!?!?! That's the best news I've heard in days
MAURY!! MAURY!!!
all I did after kids was old fashioned crunches...... worked for both kids no stretch marks anywhere..
however 17 years later my fucking brain is totally fried........
Am I the only person in the world who actually believes Katie Holmes gave birth? I won't say WHY I believe this because I will get my ass beat like I did on the Britney post yesterday - but I don't believe she faked a pregnancy. I'll probably get kicked off the cheeto squad for this.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 2:58 pm | #
I think she had one but I definitely don't think it's his from natural sex and I think the whole thing was a fucked up PR stunt.
JAY | 05.16.06 - 3:02 pm | #
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Jay, you're not alone. I believe she did too.
Then again I am on medication. My mouth and back hurts and I am taking this all to seriously and I need a hug. I also want to punch the crap outta smarmy? Dr. Phil.
They are boring as shit! OMG, I'd rather watch my Chia pet grow!
LBFF, Katie got pregnant and gave birth before she was married so her parents don't count shit in this mess. Tom probably threatened them that if they go to tabloids or say anything other than Tom is great, they will never see their daughter again.Don't think Tom the freak is capable?I think so.
Throughout the whole thing Katie was seen out in public with that Rodriguez girl, she never went to a doctor's clinic, she had Scientologists doctors and I don't trust them at all.
Nicole Kidman never gave birth which makes me think that Tom is either impotent or sterile since Nicole has expressed her desire to give birth.
The beach ball pic! If that isn't enough to convince people that the baby wasn't real than I don't know what would.Women don't carry that high a week before giving birth and the shape of their belly doesn't change with days.
If it was a real pregnancy why did everyone get suspicious?There must be something behind it no?People started talking after seeing various shots of her belly and something wasn't right.
I am 100% convinced Tom would do anything for publicity, even fake a pregnancy.Katie was probably tricked into a fairy-tale romance and then blackmailing if she tried to back out.
I'm not saying women don't have long pregnancies or stretch marks, it's a whole other things with her that don't click.
Your movie's a bomb! Take a hint! No one cares anymore. GO AWAY!
oops i mean foo- sorry!!
MJF -
Well Little Bunny Foo Foo would say that Tom Cruise is a flaming, panty wearing, twinkle-toed, Cher loving fairy!!! LBFF would say that because it's funny and wicked. Do I personally think he's straight? Probably. He could have dabbled a bit back in the day and got caught and sparked some rumors but I just don't think people have the energy to pull such grand facades. I am sort of a sucker and tend to believe the best in people....including Tom Cruise and Britney Spears. LBFF is just some B.S. I came up with to make you fuckers laugh. I would be in jail by now if I really did all the things I talk about and believed all the shit out of my mouth.
Cool. I am gonna e-mail Scout!!!
I am gonna e-mail Scout!! I am gonna e-mail Scout!!!
but I don't know what a Red Dragon is - ????
jenner | 05.16.06 - 3:30 pm | #
Yeah...it's even meaner than the rose thing.
*DUCKING FOO'S BEER CANS!*
Mousie Hearts Les Pines | 05.16.06 - 3:27 pm
HAHAHA Corn husks??
Bunny the Foo, you are welcome, but my drink isnt completely frozen. I want an anurism (sp?) trying to suck that drink through a straw. It's house I practice my sucking dick techniques.
I'm a Mom of a 1 year old and a 3 year old... I certainly don't have marks like that. I had fallen for the pregnancy all along, but now I'm not so sure... those markings certainly must be alien in nature.
kelly rose | 05.16.06 - 3:26 pm | #
You're one lucky bitch to not have stretch marks! Any inside tricks you'd like to share with the rest of the world, including the other 90% of us that DO get stretch marks?
She'd been sitting down (bleachers, car) and her jeans and skin were smooshed together - thus the marks.
Those marks and that swelling is because Tom hasn't let that bitch take a shit. He's kept her backed up for days for this photo op. Her ass is percolating and he doesn't care. That's Shit Belly. Damn you Tom Cruise!!!!!
Shuga-Don't/-Bite | 05.16.06 - 3:24 pm |
oh damn! that shit had me laughin my ass off! i'm gonna go take a poo in Katie's honor.
Morticia | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:28 pm | #
You know it's true. He probably told her, "If I see one nugget come out, you are dead Chica!"
^^^I have no idea why that just came up anon but that was me! Foo!
Hmm see I think the pregnancy was real but that TOm is a fucking pycho. SO does that make me middle ground?
Foo...thanks for the refreshing honesty. Now, back to our regularly scheduled bashing and debauchery!
LBFF--i concede to most of your logic. but you have to agree that there is NOTHING normal about this situation.
there WERE reports about how upset katie's parents were and that they were like "no way!" and supposedly said they "wouldn't go along with it."
but i think katie WOULD marry TC for publicity.....
1. she has NO self-esteem (see: chris klein)
2. she DID have work, but was STILL less famous than gary sinese.
3. her attempt to change her "good girl image"--the movie "pieces of april" dropped like a lead balloon.
4. her role in "batman begins" (pre-cruise) shows us that she has a good agent and hardworking publicist. because she sucks in reality.and is not all that pretty.
5. katie wishes she could be nicole so bad!!! IMO.
6. she will get A LOT of $$$, and be more famous....why wouldn't she marry that gay-wad for her career? you have to admit they look about as genuine as joan river's jewelry on QVC.
i am 50/50 on whether she actually had a baby. but i am 99% sure that TC is NOT the father. (1% allowing for the miracle of modern science, since he has admitted he's sterile.) my guess is tom's cousin/ actor mapother is the dad. he looks like tom and can act (sorta). can't remember his first name right now.
seems like i put a lot of thought into it. i just hate TC so much, i guess.
The midget is looking his age. His hair is thinning, his body is shaped rather feminine. D'ya think they dress like each other in private? There are pics of him in drag that are now suppressed.
Tommy has the media in his pocket. He also has the lesbians (he's no threat to them!) like Rosie and Ellen under his thumb. In addition, he has the man with the superior, gaydar, Jay Leno, kissing his ass!
haaaaaay jenner!
Putas - You dirty hooker! Snort.
Gucci Girl - Don't know what to tell you honey. We will just have to agree to disagree!
Mouse - Those are your fucking beer cans. As if I drink Pabst Blue Ribbon! I just want them out of my rabbit cage! NOW!
It is rather telling that from all the celeb mums ot there currently Katie is the only one who takes weird pregnancy pictures, a weird picture of her bra showing and now a picture showing her strech marks??? All of this looks extremely fishy to me.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 3:34 pm
I was fixing to put on a karate chop. Thought someone was stealing yo shit man. HiiYAAAA HIIYAAAA kick kick jab I would go to jail for you man (even though I am STILL waiting on my fucking margarita)
Kisses
2. she DID have work, but was STILL less famous than gary sinese.
libby aka kellie pickler | 05.16.06 - 3:36 pm | #
WHO?
1. She was impregnated around the 4th July 2005, during their scientology boat trip, probably in some sort of ritual, and maybe with L. Ron Hubbard Frozen sprem (so by IVF).
2. She gave birth at the beginning of April, around the time we saw the pics of boarding posters with the dianetics quotes about silent birth ("stay silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable" and etc.)
3. She's been faking the pregnancy for about 3 weeks, to bring the birth closer to MI3 opening. It is during that time that we saw the weird fake belly pictures. It was an Hollywood prosthesis.
4. So these may actually be strech marks. Maybe.
5. A few days ago, they were at Gold base (scientology sort of secret base) were David Miscavidge was trying to figure out if Suri is finally the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. I read that at Operation Clambake.
Sorry for my english.
Everyone disagreeing with me has valid points....I just don't think you can hide things like that. I do think they are both bat-shit crazy. I dunno. Someone give me a corndog or something. Throw me some nachos. Then maybe I'll change my mind and become more agreeble. Snort.
Oh look. Now that damn Foo is impersonating herself. She needs to take a dip in the lake.
Okay, Coke!
Jenner, hope you're better! I was wondering where you were on Sunday! We had a HUGE convo about Meloni!
It is rather telling that from all the celeb mums ot there currently Katie is the only one who takes weird pregnancy pictures, a weird picture of her bra showing and now a picture showing her strech marks??? All of this looks extremely fishy to me.
Anonymous | 05.16.06 - 3:38 pm
You know I hadnt really thought about that until you said something.. HMMM You dont see fishsticks or jenny garner aflac walking around with their stummys or nursing bras hanging out.
LBFF, we knew it wasnt you, silly!!!
Foo you are certainly an interesting character.. I remember you waaay back when...
Putas, are you still going to let us blow rails off your ass at the hot-tub party?
Awwww, their hips match in that last picture.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 3:41 pm
foo bitch.
Here are some nachos with jalapenos. And a lot of napkins cause I know how dirty your ass is.
Darth, I agree. Its OK guys to still disagree and still be cyber-friends you know!!
Putas, are you still going to let us blow rails off your ass at the hot-tub party?
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 3:42 pm
you fuckin know it. I am so horny I would hump Elliot from American IDol. I have had to call 2 booty calls. One came thru. Get it? Came? HAHAHAH
Har Hee Ho bitches. I impersonate myself now. Someone accused me of being Mouse a few weeks back too. Snort. I dunno what happened. Sometimes after I post my name box is empty and I have to re-enter it.
Katie - When I first started posting I was entertaining others and being egged on. Stupid, I know, but that's my excuse.
I make a great fresh guacamole. I also have a special sauce for Mousie. (arent you going on vacation soon)?
5. A few days ago, they were at Gold base (scientology sort of secret base) were David Miscavidge was trying to figure out if Suri is finally the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. I read that at Operation Clambake.
Sorry for my english.
travolta | 05.16.06 - 3:40 pm
THAT would be such a level of reality that I would not be able to handle at all if it was ture.
Putas - Don't make me send someone over there! Settle down Beavis!
Cokemonkey - Yes. Thank God. I'm out of the country a week from Friday!
DAMMIT!!!!!! WTF? Why is that happening? My boss probably got Spyware and I am fucked. Snort.
you have not made it here unless.... you have more than one stalker.. or you are accused of being some one else.. well.... Foo I am glad you have decided to just be the funny person you are...
You know I hadnt really thought about that until you said something.. HMMM You dont see fishsticks or jenny garner aflac walking around with their stummys or nursing bras hanging out.
Darth Va Jay Jay Putas | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:41 pm | #
Hey Putas, I made a comment in the same line as this. Nicole Kidman was always dressed impeccably, he dresses well (not my style) and looks groomed to the nth dregree. Katie has looked like crap for the last 4+ months! I would think a perfectionist like Mr. Cruise would not let her go out like that. After all, it is a reflection of him. In his mind he is in control and
he forgot to check Katie's wardrobe and daily attire off from his world domination "To Do" list.
libby aka kellie pickler
hey! Haven't "seen" you in a while, even before my "death trip" !!!!!!!!
Mousie - I missed a Meloni discussion?
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 3:49 pm
How much fucking meth have you licked off my tits that you cant write your name in a tiny little box?
Dont make me take away your marg-fuckin-rita and give your ass water.
I'll do it! Dont make me!!
When is the wedding?
my name disappeared too, lbff.
gary sinese was "the next big thing" in the 90's after his oscar-nominated role in "forrest gump."
he's a character actor who's been in everything.
you prolly have to be over 30 and/or see A LOT of movies to remember his name, maybe.
but h's done 5 X the films katie has, and he has at least one oscar nom!
Photoshop!
Special sauce? *wakes up* Coke, I just got back from vaca! I know to what you are referring and that has been put on hold, dammit.
Foo, if you don't make Sassy release MK, I will personally drive the MouseMobile over your still and withhold your cheetos.
you have not made it here unless.... you have more than one stalker.. or you are accused of being some one else..
katiescarlett | 05.16.06 - 3:49 pm | #
I don't know if I have more than one stalker, bcs I'm never convinced it's not just one person changing names, but I HAVE had stalkers, and these same stalkers constantly accuse me of being other people, so...........I HAVE MADE IT!
*tosses hat in air a la Mary Tyler Moore*
Libby - noooo! i love gary sinise!! he's hot shit
for all the mean things we can say about britney spears.. she did have a flat tummy after SPF's birth. Katie has a huge pot belly
mera coco-loving mari | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:51 pm
I agree with you. TC is slipping. He is so mad with power the little things are being forgotten. That is how evil mad men get taken down from power. You just watch.
Have a great vacation!!
Youre not a true D-lister unless you are stalked!
hey jenner--i was outta town for a lil'. was disappointed my hotel din't have a computer for guests to check e-mails etc.
i get so caught up in reading y'all's comments, so unless i have HOURS to waste, i try to stay away!
Rockstar Pete/Cokemonkey | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:46 pm | #
OMG I thought that said "fish guacamole" .......almost started chucking all over again.............
libby aka your mother | 05.16.06 - 3:53 pm
I am so horny I would hit it with Gary Sinise. Several times. I always did have a thing for Lt Dan
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.16.06 - 3:47 pm | #
THAT would be such a level of reality that I would not be able to handle at all if it was ture.
________________________
http://ocmb.xenu.net/ocmb/
viewto...dc978d4b0546d52
Or where it first leaked (somewhere on that page) :
http://ocmb.xenu.net/ocmb/viewto...r=asc&
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Ugh, I thought she would have retired those jeans already. They've been through a 'whirl-wind courtship' and a pregnancy (with child or pillow, I can't say). Katie, let them rest, please.
Darth Va Jay Jay Putas | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:41 pm | #
Maybe Katie is depressed, and just does not care what she looks like. It would explain the white pump at the MI3 premiere!
Katie I repeated you!!
Libby - noooo! i love gary sinise!! he's hot shit
Morticia | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:54 pm | #
yeah, i think he's hot shit too. and before TC, MUCH more famous than crappy holmes.
holly | 05.16.06 - 3:55 pm | #
It takes a while (weeks) for the uterus to shrink down in size, especially if someone gave birth naturally.
Mousie, I can craft you the biggest dildo any color, texture, design anything you like!!!!!!!!!!
libby aka your mother | 05.16.06 - 3:56 pm | #
I know, I rarely post when I'm at work, because I get WAY too into it, then I get paranoid they're monitering my computer (guy from computer dept. got hammered at Xmas party & told me he reads everyone's emails & instant messages all the time at work - :
ANYWAY so ya, do the majority of my commenting etc here at home, because at least my HOUSE can't fire me
Thanks Cokemonkey!
Putas you need to change your name to Horndog! You are like Beavis in heat.
Mouse - Well you know what happens when my cheetos are withheld and it isn't pretty.
lt. dan---it WAS impressive how they made him seem to really have no legs.
he was relatively unknown then--so the special effects were believable.
i like relative unknowns. they make their characters so much more believable.
like ellen page in "hard candy"
like leo in "gilbert grape"
like daniel day-lewis in "my left foot"
like edward norton in "primal fear"
i hate TC and other publicity whores b/c their personal lives make their characters unbelievable.
Its true Jenner- my hubs a long time ago used to the techie dept years and years ago and monitor shit like that.
I am about to jinx this thread.
Close to 300 comments and no one has gotten into a spat. I am so proud of you.
sorry i used "believable" so much--my cat was all over me.
Foo - I love your long-eared ass.
Youre not a true D-lister unless you are stalked!
Rockstar Pete/Cokemonkey | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 3:56 pm
Then I must be the Queen of DListed!
Oh and yeah, make me one that's the size of Prico's manmeat!
Don't they have another pair of jeans?? Those look like the same ones she was wearing when she got snapped with her nursing bra showing.
Those clothes need to be washed!!!
And I don't think those are stretch marks. They look like imprints from the waist band of those crusty jeans which are way to tight on her.
She looks like a mess
the bitch (and with that i mean gay tom) really tries hard to convince us all that he got a woman pregnant *cough* *cough*
yup, jenner---MK doesn't have to twist my arm to make me wanna mouth off about TC or "idol" all day!
Meramari - Shit, I'll start a fucking fight! Everyone always thinks it's me anyway so I have nothing to lose. This should do it:
I want to be in a Brangelina Sandwich and Jennifer Aniston is a butt-ugly crack whore.
*Sits back and waits for the psychos*
I heard my name...
Mouse - I got my ears trimmed yesterday. Like my dick, they were just too damn long....and hairy.
you have not made it here unless.... you have more than one stalker.. or you are accused of being some one else..
katiescarlett | 05.16.06 - 3:49 pm | #
Do we get a special award for having stalkers on Dlisted.
Mouse..I am not letting MK leaving. He is well taking care of.
Does she only have one pair of jeans?
Prico - wake the hell up!
*dancing psycho* But did you trim your dick, LBFF? BTW, you look like a tool with trimmed ears, you freak of nature. WELL? DID YOU SEE WHAT SASSY SAID? I can't pull this caper off without MK and she's being a total snot!
*leave*
You have no fucking idea... I've been dozing off for the last 20 minutes, and that's after having a cup of the darkest roast of coffee around here... geez, I need a pillow.
Is Katie done with hers?
Sassy, shape up or I'll steal the rims off the 5 bedroom trailer. Don't test me. We're having afterhours at your place this weekend by the way. I promise not to fuck up the wood panels this time. I also promise not to give your kids any meth but I can't help it if they steal shit out of my fanny pack. Mouse is the one who fed them cheetos until they ralphed. Dumbass.
I'm late to the game but THANK GOD (or Flying Spaghetti Monster) that someone in Hollywood (even if she is in some weird cult) has stretch marks. I'm actually really relieved.
OH! Fine. You out me, critter? Sassy, FOO was the one who chewed all of the faux formica off your counter tops, not I! AND! She also was the one who urinated in the fucking weed. I lied when I said I'd had enough! I just didn't want to get some kind of skwewwy wabbit germs!
Well, I have been accused of being Shell, but so has everyone else, so....does that qualify as having a stalker? *pouts if it doesn't*
So I pissed in the weed. Big woop. Made the shit more potent.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 4:01 pm
You know I will fuck anything that doesnt move fast enough away from me.
Call me Fuckabilly Putas
I was WAY overdue like Katie and got so huge it looked fake but I was really pregnant with a huge baby boy and my stretchmarks did run HORIZONTAL as well as VERTICAL and were never red or purple or dark.
I breastfed and my tummy went down in about two weeks, but yes that tiny bit was left JUST LIKE KATIES!
Back off already. Poor girl.
Mmm-hmm | 05.16.06 - 4:19 pm | #
Love your avatar - I always thought "bad boy" Spike was so much hotter than Angel.
Well, I have been accused of being Shell, but so has everyone else, so....does that qualify as having a stalker? *pouts if it doesn't*
heartsflowers | 05.16.06 - 4:21 pm | #
hearts everyone has been accused of being shell
where has that crazy stalker been lately anyways/ I think her ass got banned.....
katiescarlett...
I always thought that stalker was "T_____from V_"! *whispers* And I think that ass has been banned from all sites!
heartsflowers | 05.16.06 - 4:21 pm | #
well that's what I'M relying on as my entrance into the "Stalkee Hall of Fame" so I HOPE it counts
*crosses fingers*
they have a rental baby, i know it. why was she in nyc while her 3 week old was in l.a.? NO mother does that!
how do you put an avatar on? thx.
*crosses fingers for jenner*
Foo Foo..You can have those ugly rims you gave me. This weekend will be good for the after party but the kids won't be here. I don't trust your ass around them.
Mouse.. Sorry but MK must stay here. You can pick him up this weekend in your Ratwagon.
Sorry I can't stay and play. Time to pick up the kid from school.
Later hot bitches.
Bye Sassy!
someone should make write a book about this one day make lots of money
tazi3: Go to gravatar, sign up with your email address, upload an 80x80 picture, wait for approval, then use the same email address on blog sites and the pic will be attached to your posts.
http://www.gravatar.com
Bye Sassy! Hooker! Snort.
So she has stretch marks. It's a fact of pregnancy. Big deal.
*crosses fingers for jenner*
heartsflowers | 05.16.06 - 4:33 pm | #
I feel like we're at the Grammys or something, we're both up for the same award, crossing fingers, holding hands *DRUMROLL*
Is my stalker out stalking SOMEONE ELSE???? I'm so jealous hearts!!!
*stomps feet and has a temper tantrum*
why is she out already. go home and rest
LOL @ Shuga Don't Bite
Shell, honey, share and share alike! Jenner and I want a piece of the pie!!
So I pissed in the weed. Big woop. Made the shit more potent.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 4:22 pm
Oh fuck, I just laughed so hard I let out an air biscuit!
See what I mean? Sassy be so out of the loop she doesn't even know the ratwagon is up on blocks in her front yard!
Scout: Your gravatar is friggin hilarious.
She is so brainwashed. You can't fake a smile when you are suffering from Post-Partum Depression, Kates. Take Zoloft!!!!!!!!! He doesn't have to know.....
My theory is the marks are from her sitting and its from her tight pants. It happens to me. Then again it looks like someone was scribbling with a marker. Then again they do look like stretch marks. Then again it could be a bad stitch job from where the doctor tried to patch her up after the alien came flying out of her gut. Who knows...Let's get some DNA samples.
Shame on her for getting stretch marks! Use cream on your stomach. Why would she show those off on purpose--it's not like they are pretty or something. Is it to prove that sh really did have the kid????
And stay home with your spawn for a change!!!!!
aren't we supposed to get afternoon crumbs?????
where's our snack MK?
Mouse - Sassy has been strung out on cat tranquilizers since day one. She wouldn't know if a car was parked in her front yard if she walked right past it. Hell, she slept right through that 5 keg party we had in her shed. Snort.
There I go impersonating myself again.
They don't look like strecth marks. They look like the indentions you get when your jeans, pants, skirt, etc. are too tight and have dug into your skin. And to be honest I bet it's from the button and waist of those jeans cuz they look tight. They don't even look like maternity jeans.
Anonymous | 05.16.06 - 4:59 pm
FUCK!
never mind... i'm brain dead....
Well, I have been accused of being Shell, but so has everyone else, so....does that qualify as having a stalker? *pouts if it doesn't*
heartsflowers | 05.16.06 - 4:21 pm | #
I've never had a stalker or been accused of being Shell. *sobbing* I'll go sing a song from my childhood my sister & I used to sing when we were feeling ignored...
"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna go and eat worms. Big fat juicy ones, little bitty skinny ones..." Can't remember the rest.
I know, right? WTF? I swear my boss has spyware and I am up shit creek.
I'm everybody today. HONK!
why is she out already. go home and rest
skeptical | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 4:41 pm | #
He preparing her. Everyone thinks those 6/6/6 Billboards are about "The Omen" remake. That shit is about when their spawn is going to rise up, spin it's head around and spit fire at everyone; or at the very least spit grated prunes.
mikki wants to be shell...
I'll stalk you, honey!
"mikki is shell...she is unhappy and sits in front of the computer eating all day...she has no friends so loves her computer...she is off her meds...blah, blah, blah."
Feel better?
Well I don't know if people impersonate and I don't really give a shit but I swear that Skankbot is lurking around here somewhere. I am just waiting to figure out what that bitch is posting as these days. She was always such a twat.
OK, maybe I'm missing something (I haven't read all 300+ posts) but WTF??
First, the nursing bra and now the stretch marks...Both on public display (both fucking disgusting I might add)
Are they trying to prove the child actually came from her womb and not the mothership?
those aren't stretch marks...they're the sign of the beast.....and do either of them have any other pair of jeans beside these that they're constanly wearing? those jeans must have to be peeled off by now....
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.16.06 - 5:23 pm You fuck! Man, if we ever really met, I'd have to tie your ears together! You fucking rock!
I'm in the mood for a prime rib.
heartsflowers | 05.16.06 - 5:18 pm | #
that was a very good impression.....almost TOO good............... *Twilight Zone music*
Feel better?
heartsflowers | 05.16.06 - 5:18 pm | #
Yes!!! So much better!!
And on topic: KatIE should have asked for a few more bucks on the contract for a different pair of jeans.
Maybe she's wearing clothes that are too small/ tight on purpose to make it look like she put on some weight during the "pregnancy"
Mouse dammit you aren't getting any prime rib. More like snausages and beef jerky. Quit pulling my dick or I'll sneak in your window and cut your hair into a fucking mullet while you're sleeping. Complete with gang signs shaved into the side of your head! Your new name is Flooberloo by the way.
Example: I ate so many shrooms at Sassy Ass's dinner party that I was like totally flooberloo.
Maybe your new name should be Camel Toe. I haven't decided.
HAHAHAHAHA! I just can't.
She's shaped like a pear now.
I think I have posted this before, but I really, really, really hate Tom.
Oh yes you can.
Alright Mouse, I'm done hanging out by the dumpster waiting for you to grace me with your presence. I have to pee too bad to wait for your sorry ass. Bye twat!
She's finally done it, she's finally become 100%, authentically completely and totally unattractive. Good job!
My oldest sister's stretch marks look just like that. I think she did have a baby because she looks to be a lot larger than she use to be. She never had big hips and my sister's hips expanded like hers.
I don't like these two together at all. I think, the relationship will implode eventually. Having said that, publishing pictures of her stretch marks is horrible. The photographers and anyone who publishes these pictures are misogynists. I'm all for revealing their fake relationship but, for God's sake, leave her poor body alone, you freaks!
THE STRETCHMARKS ARE MAKE UP JOB
TOM HAD THE PICS TAKEN TABLOID STYLE AND PLANTED THEM IN THE PRESS
HE IS TRYING AND FAILING TO GAIN SOME CREDIBILITYI AGREE THEY ADOPTED A SCIENO BABY AND I BET THE MOM WANTS HER CHILD BACK
SCIENOS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN
THEY ARE MIND CONTROLLED INTO ABORTION
UNLESS THEY ARE RICH
THIS IS A FAE PLANTED PHOTO OP COURTESY OF TOM AND HIS HANDLERS.
POOR KATIE
those are stretchmarks. no question. that is a post-baby belly. i've been there.
I don't know why, but my gut tells me that she really didn't have a baby, and this is just a big put on.
And where is little Xenu Jr. um, I mean Suri? I just don't believe it! These crazed Scientologist are capable of anything.
heartsflowers | 05.16.06 - 3:21 pm | #
Awesome. It's a hot scene. Having your husband around with the kids out the house may help enhance it. Lord knows I'd love to play that scene if Italian boy was next to me!
So, I was in Hollywood over the weekend and came across a way creepy Scientology building. All of the front windows were blacked out and covered with a thick paper-type stuff so you couldn't see in. The rest of the windows had thick shades pulled and it was DEAD quiet!!!! It was sooooooo creepy! I was waiting for a suicide jumper to plummet to the ground. Anyhow...I had to post that on my way out to go home. Have a nice night y'all!
Long Island Irish....
See, if the family is gone, I can moan and replay the scene to my heart's content!
heartsflowers | 05.16.06 - 8:04 pm | #
LOL good point! I'm telling you it's hot! Cold Mountain takes the cake though.
I'm told Selma and Loiuse has a good one too but I've never seen that. Have you?
My Pookie | 05.16.06 - 8:03 pm | #
you just get here & you're leaving again?
well, HELLO! and, um, BYE!
She's not "showing off" her stretch marks, the paparazzi delibirately zoomed in on her stomach as her shirt hiked up a little. It must suck to have every single pore analyzed by the public.
Long Island Irish...
I haven't seen the "Thelma and Louise" one, but I have heard it's quite nice....I think it involves Brad Pitt...who provided me with hours of enjoyment in "Troy".
i love the gossip and all, but you guys are a little too freaky with this stuff...
Big deal you see he freaking stomach, maybe she wanted it seen or maybe is is just normal that it happened!
Try figuring out when we will be attacked by terrorists again.
It's sad Katie isn't home bonding with little Suri.....Suri us lucky Tom isn't......Oh well the kids gonna be screwed up anyways.....Poor kid ;-(
Did she have a baby? Or didn't she? This is almost as good as; "Was there one gunman on Nov. 22, 1963 or Was there two gunmen?" Funny no one has seen a picture of Suri........
GO YANKEES
LOL Hearts. It's on my list.
how naughty.. peek a boo battle scars.. shame on you Tom. Can't you even afford a little cream for her belly? Dumb guy, buys an ultrasound machine but can't waste his loot on a tube of coco butter..
Oy, why can't we leave them alone?
Cocoa butter works wonders on PREVENTING stretch marks. It is too late one they are there.
Because ButterflyGurl, it is extra fun to rip and shred on them, as they.......well.........um.........they are just too.......um.....freaky!
Those are real stretch marks. She probably didn't expect that someone would be taken a picture of her from the ground up. She's already proven herself to be kind of slovenly, sloppy, unkempt looking. Her looks have just gone to hell since hooking up with midget boy.
She was pregnant of course she had stretch marks. What a shocker!
Her smile looks so plastic
What in the world they were thinking!? if Im "kate" i would never ever let my new born baby out of my sight or rather leave her alone with nanny or other person! Thank God im not Kate!
I'm sure Tom could NEVER get access to fake latex pregnancy bellies - like the one Angelina Jolie wore for a movie. They look very real. I never believed that she used an actual pillow....latex - yes.
Are you sure there even is a baby?
It is pretty hard to take care of your hygeine after you have been programmed and brainwashed.......very difficult indeed!
Voo Doo Vixen your avatar gives me the fucking creeps.
Why is that LBFF?
I dunno. I don't like the ones that stare at me. You need to get like a little voo doo doll or Sponge Bob or some shit like that.
Yeah, that would be good! At least the eyes don't follow you, or turn red. That Tom Cruise one, his eyes turn red and that is the one that freaks me out. I love your laughing bunny....but I think he needs to visit the orthodontist for a set of braces or something! LOL
Nighty night dlisted bitches...sweet happy horny dreams to all.......
I was just kidding about Sponge Bob but the voo doo doll would be cute. Or get that Little Doll from Rudolph the red nose reindeer. The one from the Island of Misfit Toys. Ciao!
LBFF,
GetFlix has a creeped out avatar! Give me the willies big time.
He is a possessed devil bunny!
So she has stretch marks. It's a fact of pregnancy. Big deal.
Oilers Fan Shell | 05.16.06 - 4:38 pm | #
OMG, Shell. I read that comment in Bender's voice and almost inhaled my mixed berries.
Katie made some sort of arrangement with the devil himself (Cruise), and now she is paying for it.
Given her strange actions during her pregnancy, like never touching her own stomach, makes me think that she's been paid to be a surrogate for his baby (or at least a baby with his genes, such as from his brother's sperm).
In addition to acting as Tom's surrogate, she's been paid to be at his side in public, acting all lovely and adoring; smiling on the outside with dark sunglasses hiding her brainwashed, teary eyes.
Now, I think that she is regretting the entire thing. I think that somewhere along the way, she really fell in love with Tom and her baby. She convinced herself that once the baby was born, they'd be one happy family.
Only Tom is having none of that. All he wants from her is her paid servitude to be at his side in public and for him to be the one to bond with the baby, not her; cause, after all, in his mind Suri is his baby that he bought and paid for.
Now, Katie is heartbroken at the deal that she made; and I believe that she is being threatened to follow through with the original arrangement, giving up all rights to her baby. That's why she looks so miserable.
I agree that Suri was probably born earlier, and a fake belly was used to time her official birth to coincide with the opening of MI3.
THEY AREN'T STRETCH MARKS but marks left by thight jeans when you stay seated for a quite of time and your tummy is quite large
it's not real. it's sfx-make up!! anyway,their everything is FAKE!!!!
Shuga-Don't/-Bite : we have the same gravatar, one of us is gonna have to go home....
Oh come on, most mothers that just gave birth have stretch marks...... I mean, Suri is human, right?
I have stretch marks and they are symmetric so these could be real. I am just discovering that Jonathan Rhys-Myers is in MI3. That is reason enough to see it for me...well, reason enough to see it on cable. He is so sexy in a too skinny metrosexual scary sort of way. I'd hit it, gladly.
we will see the truth with nicole kidman, she will get pregnant then everyone will know cruise is a total blank!!
you want to know what's pathetic? i've been sitting in school since 8:20. i've read every single reply on this damn blog. i never even considered that the whole baby thing might be fake until i read this. now i'm a true convert. haha. what sold me on it was when someone mentioned the ultrasound machine. that way no real doctor could ever confirm or deny that katie had a baby. because only the aliens would have seen any evidence of its "existance". tom gives me the major creeps. this whole thing is completely bogus.
off topic.. before it was mentioned a few posts up i thought the LBFF's avatar was an evil bunny with blood coming out of its mouth. looking closer it is indeed only smiling. you guys gave me a pretty good laugh.
Prico~ thanks for the gravatar info
Not trying to incur anyones wrath but at 5'8 and 105lbs, I gained 69 lbs during my 1st pregnancy. It took 8 months to lose it when I discovered I was prego again. 45 lbs with the second one. I rubbed cocoa butter religiously through both and I have only lite stretch marks on hips. (I don't buy the "genetics" theory cause my mom has MAJOR marks from me)and lastly, SIT UPS and LEG LIFTS. The more taut your skin, the less stretch marks you will have. Oh and you'll have nice ass and abs to boot.
As for Katie shopping during the end...my god, didn't anyone else's feet swell up during? My feet grew half a size per pregnancy. And I went shopping after I was induced cause they tell you to walk around to try to get that baby out when you go past your due date. Finally went into labour during dinner in a mexican restaurant. Thought it was gas! lol!!!
I think that's so unfair to have a go at her because she got stretch marks- hello? she's a woman and women get them during pregnancy and even just get them period. I think it's disgusting to have a go at her, at least it shows that she is like us and not some perfect hollywood bimbo
they are fucking real stretch marks and those arent that bad, mine are 100x worse... all you guys are freaking stupid, sorry
Well if she has stretch marks with all he cash what hope do we have?
most everyone seems to get stretch marks even the celebs.
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