What are they saying
I'M FIRST YOU FUCKING BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!
what a fat pig and I dont mean Paris
team lohan...F brandon and paris
All of them are weirdos
F Lohan
F Paris
F Brandon
F them ALL
Fuck all of them.
You know, these trust fund babies are really sad - but I just can't get enough of them. Sigh.
I wish I had "only" seven million dollars. *sigh* Not the diarrhea-smelling, freckly fire crotch, though...that'd suck.
Now I know why I like Lohan, and defend her a lot. That's fucking gross.
haha. I thought "fire crotch" was a name for Paris, since sticking anything in there is a guaranteed itchy rash.
I hope he bloats until he explodes.
that's wrong.. he'll get his - fucking dipshit.... hope his dick falls off
I want a 7 foot long clit! Where can I buy one?
At least Hohan made her own money. This fat dumbass doesn't do shit. He should use some of 'his' money and purchase some lipo.
LMAO! i really hate lohan... for some reason... i feel sorry for her
::hides::
What the hell did Lindsay do to them. Brandon Davis is disgusting. I bet his dick is 7 cm long.
BTW...who the fuck is Brandon Davis?
Who is he?
And, sheesh, I hate to say it, but Team Lohan.
can Lohan sue him for slander?????
_dietcoke_ | 05.17.06 - 12:59 pm | #
me too!!!
*hides too*
Are they remaking "Mean Girls"?
not to mention...who has even seen Lindsays crotch?
every man, woman and a disturbing amount of children have seen Paris's, and that shit looks like someone threw up meat. he can't talk shit when his gf can't cross her legs long enough to hide that chewed bacon.
wow.Brandon is a huge discusting vile pig. He has no idea what reality is. He lives in a dream world. I feel sorry for him.
Lohan's clitoris is bigger than Brandon's dick.
anyone with man boobs shouldnt be making fun of someone else
Even though the part about Wilmer is racist, it is only a little funny because Wilmer is a dumbass loser like these others and always talking shit.
I may not be the biggest Lohan fan but these bitches (Paris, Brandon and Nikki) are beyond belief. They're assinine behavior is pushing me to root for Lindsay.
TEAM LOHAN ALL THE F-IN WAY!!!!
I can't get the movie to play. Is there somewhere else I can see it?
Ok, I'm latin, and he does look like he's in a mariachi band sometimes.
I think that I would rather hang out with the "fire crotch" than the blister sister
Plane of Death now boarding Gate 5.
At least Hohan made her own money. This fat dumbass doesn't do shit. He should use some of 'his' money and purchase some lipo.
Tami | 05.17.06 - 12:58 pm |
RIGHT ON!!! I would like to see HIM work a 9-5 job sometime without drinking!!
MJF | 05.17.06 - 1:01 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH! Duh!!! THAT's it!! now i get it!!! this is the part where the non-popular chick finds out that they DONT like her and were just hanging out with her out of pitty... everything makes sense now
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.17.06 - 1:02 pm | #
That comment is only a bit raciest. Here in NY if you're looking to get into a racist fight thee are A LOT worse things you can say. Honestly it's mroe of a wiseass comment than a downright nasty one.
the Lindsey ones are nasty.
Wilmer is a doodyhead
Davis is a fuckpig.
What a couple of dumb bitches. I am not saying that I support Lohan, but the worst thing this dumbass could say is she has a "fire crotch". This loser lives off his parnets and gets his 15 minutes by hanging out with Paris Hilton and I still don't know why she is famous. If he wants to talk about seven foot clitoris's he should look down at the one Paris left on his lap!! EWWW!
I can't get the movie to play. Is there somewhere else I can see it?
Long Island Irish | 05.17.06 - 1:01 pm | #
Long!!! sweetie, i'm having the same problem!!!!
sorry, but us freckled faces stick together... *hiding*
or at least this time
and again, I say...Who the fuck is Brandon Davis? Really! I don't know who he is! Someone...anyone...
All these twats were born with a silver spoon int heir mouths so Lohan is trailer trash to them,she actually works for her family to live of her assets!
Is it just me or do am I the only one that Loves HOHAN? Brandon is fugly and fungry for candy bars! I also saw him wearing a bedazzled shirt at Koi. I had to run to the bathroom and vomit.
I think this says a lot more about him than it does about Lindsay
TMZ.com
vanina | 05.17.06 - 1:04 pm | #
I'm going to google it...hold on a second. 
They are both such vile people and a waste of oxygen
It won't play for me either.
that video clip was truly disgusting. he's a fat fuck and an ugly sweaty dirty ass pig. and so is paris, only WORSE. she thinks that's funny? what's funny is that her herpes infested, smelly, shit encrusted ass can't get anyone to like her or hang out with her except for trash like this. i bet lindsay doesn't even TALK to these people. what a fucking bunch of bitches. i USED to like nicky hilton until i saw this. what a bunch of racist fucking assholes. i hope they fucking burn in hell after they get ass raped by hitler and O.J.
omg some of these typos are driving me crazy, CRIPES PEOPLE, read what you type before you hit SUBMIT!
or take ENGLISH 101, again!
These people are all what we in college used to call "lobby kids" (because their parents had money and they all hung out at the lobby of our General Studies building). And like we used to say in college, don't like the lobby kids? Stay out of the lobby.
I'm tired of all of them. Let them fight each other and hopefully some of them will die in the process.
Apparently contracting Paris Hilton's herpes makes you a bitter bloated fuck. Awesome.
Seriously though, Fire crotch? What is he, 12? Meh, who cares. I can't stand Lohan either.
It's great to see Paris drinking and driving! You know that bitch was drunk.
That maturity level that went into that is just astounding. Way to act like a bunch of middleschool girls, Brandon and Paris.
Also, I enjoy that Paris' coke-addled nose is constantly snorting and being wiped in that clip.
sloan | 05.17.06 - 1:03 pm | #
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HAHAHAHAHA...all of you are cracking me up today
madgelover:
i ALSO saw him at KOI and he was SWEATING...WHO THE FUCK SWEATS INSIDE KOI??? WHAT FOR?? he was truly nauseating.
He sweats like Whitney. Must be on crack. Either that or Bobby Brown is fucking him.
That ish was funny! Classic!
Brandon Davis' late father was a big fund raiser for the Democratic party.
He must be spinning in his grave.
I'm tired of all of them. Let them fight each other and hopefully some of them will die in the process.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.17.06 - 1:06 pm
If I could fit all of that on a button I would wear it everyday. 
Starshine and Vanina,
Okay I found it on google. Here it is:
http://us.video.aol.com/video.in...&
pmmsid=1646287
Hope it plays!
Father was big & fat also.
Blohan tidbits:
According to our source inside who witnessed the whole thing, Valderrama obliged, telling his "That '70s Show" costar that his Lohan beef was vodka under the bridge. But Masterson wouldn't budge, saying he didn't want her in because he doesn't respect the way she lives her life — and that Paris Hilton isn't welcome either. How did the (underage!) Lindsay respond? According to the crowd that witnessed it, she screamed at the top of her lungs and threatened to call the cops. Eventually, however, she simply left with her tail between her legs.
Im sorry ya know Parasite put him up to it. He's just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You know what's the most disgusting thing about this? All those paparazzi following these no-talent, entitled fools. There not famous for anything, really. They're just a bunch of spoiled brats. Do they even have fans? And if you are fans of them, then for what? I don't care much for Lindsay either but at least she earned her fame.
Lobby kids?
NONE of them went to college and barely graduated from high school.
all though they all suck, atleast lindsay earns her coke money buy actually working..the same can't be said for these vile, trustfund bitches....and brandon is fat and greasy to boot....
In some colleges you can buy an education. LOL
Who is brandon davis and why is he famous?
Ok seriously can someone tell me WHO Brandon Davis is? He's talking about Lindsay being a skank - uh did anyone notice how Paris was sitting in her car w/ that dress barely coverig her hooch while papparazi is snapping away. I don't get why he was bad mouthing her. He's talking about Linday's Fire Crotch... at least her carpet matches the drapes. Ya'll know Paris is sporting a Burnt Carpet w/ Blonde drapes... what losers - seriously it's pathetic.
Starshine and Vanina,
Damn guys it didn't work! Okay go to google.com. Type in with quotes "Paris" "Lohan" "Davis" and see what comes up. A link called Wireimage listings should come up. It should be the second link google gives you. Click on that.
you need to click where it says watch it in green. Not on the pic
I wonder if he's speedballing... The sweat is truly gross, and I'm sure it reeks of old cheese, schmegma, and old halibut.
All I remeber is that most of the football team and basketball team was earning thier communications degree.
seriously, if a serial killer chopped up Paris Hilton and this fat fuck, I would actually be kind of satisified. I feel kind of sick because I'm not even kidding.
Wow, I don't know what to say that hasn't already been said about these assholes.
Gosh, he's literally a pig.
Getting a Comm. Degree = I can talk
Kat... | 05.17.06 - 1:13 pm | #
It's okay sweetie I feel the same way about Shitney.
I guess since Brandons' family made their money from oil he figures he has to rub his entire body down with it every time he goes out.
Also, why is Paris always the one who has to drive?
brandon is such a puppet. how juvenile!
Brandon - Dripping Sweat - man boobs -Smoking... oh you MUST smell hot!! *Gack*
Since when did the trio of Richie, Hilton and Lohan come to rule the world of entertainment? Who gives a shit about anything these twits have to say? Hollywood has turned into MEAN GIRLS.
Do we know why they hate each other? Does it have to do with a guy?
I probably should know, but I can't remember.
WTF is Paris laughing about? The term "firecrotch" when applied to Lindsay is referring to her pubic hair. When it applies to Paris, it is about the STD's you can catch from her!
Brandon SWEATS all the time, b/c he is always on COKE. Which is why Paris wears sleeveless dresses in the winter too.
Yeah, Lindsay may be trash, but at least she made her own $$$,,,,,,Brandon is a fucking LOSER.
And it is REALLY time for someone to murder Paris already....I have never wanted anyone to die so badly in my life. She is EVERYTHING that is wrong with American culture these days.
Brandon= Crab Crotch?!
is that steve sanders on the right?
I8A4RE
Mmmmmmm,freckly 7ft long clitoris,LLohan seems a lot more attractive now!!Sad thing about this is Brandon Davis has the same first name as me,shiiiiiiiiit!!
But he's fat,sweaty and herpified and i'm a hunky,6packed hunkalove. 
Getting a Comm. Degree = I can talk
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.17.06 - 1:14 pm |
It still never was a gaurantee it would be well either.
I was just praying that as Parisite sped away that the car would have a chance encounter with a cross-town bus.
No such luck. YET.
Ha, Ha PaPa Joe , I think that IS Steve Sanders!
Amazing how these rich fucks are sooo out of touch. Their parents should be shot.
HI Y'ALL- first time signing on today!!!
I concur, parissucksliterally... That crew pretty much does personify all the levels of wrongness in the world today.
Oh yeah...that's Steve!
Hey CokeMonkey! I'm just getting back here. I'm actually doing work today! FUN!
Hey Rockstar...we're waiting to hear about cellulite removal on the Mischa thread if you're interested.
I knew. I KNEW--that it was all going to go to hell for Lindsay Lohan as soon as I heard that she'd been seen hanging out with Paris. I wanted to write her a letter and warn her. Now it's too late. It breaks my heart--she was so cute in THE PARENT TRAP.
Guys, go back to the thread and click on "watch it" after MK's comments. It'll play.
Parisite and that asshat were so fucking wasted.
I think Paris always drives because he probably has so many DUIs he can't drive til 2084.
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How does he know how her parts look and smell? Smart guy, here.
that video clip was truly disgusting. he's a fat fuck and an ugly sweaty dirty ass pig. and so is paris, only WORSE. she thinks that's funny? what's funny is that her herpes infested, smelly, shit encrusted ass can't get anyone to like her or hang out with her except for trash like this. i bet lindsay doesn't even TALK to these people. what a fucking bunch of bitches. i USED to like nicky hilton until i saw this. what a bunch of racist fucking assholes. i hope they fucking burn in hell after they get ass raped by hitler and O.J.
anon | 05.17.06 - 1:06 pm | #
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well said.
Davis's money was oil. The live in Cali and Marvin (dead?) and Barbara are considered the Grande Society of all Beverley Hills. They raised spoilt snotty fucked up kids which begot these messes. When I mean money I mean I think- Billions? They are going to crash and burn with attitudes like that. His brother is morbidly obese and sweats drugs out too. Google them.
her vagina smells like diarrhea
No, Brandon, you fucking greasy, oily, diseased pig fucker, it's just your breath.
You know what's the most disgusting thing about this? All those paparazzi following these no-talent, entitled fools. There not famous for anything, really. They're just a bunch of spoiled brats. Do they even have fans? And if you are fans of them, then for what? I don't care much for Lindsay either but at least she earned her fame.
Anonymous | 05.17.06 - 1:11 pm | #
So much word. I wish the media would stop following these no-talent hags and see how much they'd love it when nobody gives a shit about them anymore. Brandon Davis used to fuck Mischa Barton, now he's doing Paris. I could care less about this pig and his skanky girlfriend, and I hate Hohan also, more so because right now I feel bad for her and I don't want to feel bad for a stupid, immature, irressponsible, famewhore like her. But I'm hating more on Davis now for calling her disgusting because she's only 7 million worth. At least she earned her 7 million, what the fuck did he do to earn his money?Our society really needs a breather from all these dirty skanks.
Wow....I'm completely amazed. Either Paris was so drunk/drugged up and driving under the influence (which is fantastic) or she's actually does have the mental capacity of a sponge. That's the only way to explain how one could actually find humor in what that sweaty pig was saying. Wow...I hope she gets hit by a bus soon. I'm actually on Team Lohan for this one....I think I may have to get help for my celebrity blog obsession now.
Isn't Poo-iss like 25 years old? Why is she doing that fake-laugh thing that 6th grade girls do when they want to convince everyone around them that they're having SO MUCH FUN, ohmigawd SO MUCH FUN!
how about hitting those sad, sad CHILDREN where it really hurts - let's start a media-boycott of their lives + stop giving them fuel for their destructive fire...
Well, you can have all the money in the world and no class whatsoever.
Paris or Lindsay...Hmmm, freckles shooting out of my vagina or something the size of a freckle that can crawl and lay eggs...decisions, decisions.
Mind you, they (Hiltons, Davis's, Ritche's, Kimbo, etc) were all raised with each other/went to school with each other, parents swung with each other, so thats why they cling to each other like shit on TP because "nobody else understands them"....
These people are one of the reasons why I don't watch MTV, VH1 or E! anymore. Fuck TRL.
regarding all the "poor lindsay" comments:
if you lie down with dogs, ya wake up with fleas...her reaction to this ceased to matter the day she chose to hang out with these stupid cunts.
if 7 million is poor where does that place me??
I couldn't finish watching this: who the fuck is this guy? What an ugly, fat, Andrew Dice Clay wanna be asswipe. And Paris...I can't even come up with words to describe her.
is this the same one where he says she cums freckles?
You know brandon Davis is a dick right? that said, when he drunkenly says "The Lindsay Lohan is a FIRE CROTCH!" I laughed my ass off multiple times. It gets funnier everytime he says it. Man, if you could bottle that shit. I say that there is going to be a class war in Hollywood and that it all stems from the Paris Hilton - Nicole Richie Flare up. It's gonna be anorexia vs. bulemia.
Yes, alice.
The first time I see Dakota Fanning hanging out with this crowd, I'm gonna go and personally bitchslap her.
in reading through these posts it makes me incredibly sad to see the hate that their awful behavior is breeding amongst normal, WONDERFUL human beings.... let's end this while we still can - please post messages of this nature on ALL of these blog sites. let's do something POSITIVE with the exposure free-speech has allowed us for a change!
Yep, Team Lohan
Ah...he is from an oil background that explains why he is so GREASY!
Didn't read everything but what's interesting is he use to date Mischa Barton who is BFF with Richie who is BFF with Lohan so how is he friends with Paris
Apparently, Lohan, who's been on a full force press tour for her new movie, "Just My Luck" has been dropping Paris' name to the media...and Miss Hilton don't like it! All three girls were at Hyde Nightclub last Friday night..and apparently got into an in-your-face bitch fight.
Prico- The show which is the WORST is the Fab Life of- Half that shit is made up!!!!
Fucking Brandon Davis needs to OD and has his priorities all fucked up. When he dies, we should meet in NYC for a party.
Brandon Davis ugly fat sweaty pig. He's lucky he has money. He's so gross. He almost dosen't have a neck.
I can't wait for the day when the lights go out on all these no talent assholes. Where is the real talent?
if 7 million is poor where does that place me??
new here | 05.17.06 - 1:27 pm |
We're so destitute that we aren't even blips on his radar.
I love it! I hope this escalades even more! So entertaining.
oh- a diff tmz video i watched yesterday had brandon calling her fire crotch and saying she came freckles. really- what a classy guy. paris and nikki giggled like idiots in that one too. paris had a diff dress on so that's why i'm assuming it was another night.
LISTEN UP: DAVIS FAMILY 101:
They made their money thru OIL. Click here for Forbes' assessment on the Davis family value:
http://www.forbes.com/2001/06/
21...ssianintro.html
The patriarch of the Davis family is Marvin, 75 years old and worth $4.5 billion dollars: http://www.forbes.com/finance/
li...datatype=Person
The matriarch of the family is Barbara Davis. Read up on her bio here: http://www.forbes.com/lists/2005...05/54/
ZF6J.html
One of Barbara's grand kids is fat, sweaty BRANDON.
The Davis family run the Carousel of Hope Gala event in Beverly Hills, which raises money for children's diabetes.
That made me feel really uncomfortable.
Well, the whole thing is that they were BORN with $$$$$. Lindsay had to earn it. There's a touch or society/American royalty there?? Fuck that. The whole rational is SICK.
How can anyone laugh at remarks like that? There are people I know that I don't like but I would never put up with someone talking such shit about them.
YOU, SIR, ARE TALKING TO A FIRECROTCH! If Firecrotch means you have red hair, that is. If it means you have VD, then I take it back.
And you know what...real men LIKE it.
Wow, what loser. I am ashamed to live in a society where photographers film maggoty bags of shit like these people and call it news. That footage speaks volumes about these morons. Blohan should be smiling.
When he dies, we should meet in NYC for a party.
Rockstar Pete/Cokemonkey | Homepage | 05.17.06 - 1:29 pm |
I'm all for it. We'll have a Fire Crotch Circuit Party in the Big Apple.
Remember, this is the girl who sleeps with boys who think it's hilARIOUS to pay a homeless person on the street $20.00 to humiliate themselves so they can look on, point, laugh, and probably call said homelsss person "disgusting" also.
Also, I hear that on the video Ms. P. has red nose, and continuously sniffs and rubs at her nose as if the coke is irritating it to no end. No suprises there.
Team who, you ask? Just because someone made shitty remarks about Lohan does not so easily make me forget that she remains total trash - no different from these two; cokewhore, attention-starved, cold, vapid, mean (how soon you all forget that Ms. Lohan hangs out with all these folks still, how different from them can she be?) - so just because Brandon Davis talks shit does not make me Team Lohan. A lemming I am not.
Vapid. Love that word. And Vile.
Weho Hoe
What did I just say????
And they he and Paris grew up together.
O.K., I don't like ANY of them, but Brandon D. can't talk crap about anyone. He is the greasiest, nastiest mug ever. And what does he do? Seriously? You know Paris pays for his shit whenever they go out. Loser.
and Vacuous
What a sweaty, fat, pathetic dirtbag!
I don't even particularly care for Lohan, but this ass clown piece of trash Brandon Davis has absolutely nothing to offer the world but a New York Post headline about his death.
Brandon Davis is the grandson of Marvin and Barbara Davis, among the wealthiest of old time Hollywood. Old time producers, owned Hollywood hotels, etc. There's a scandalous lawsuit going on, where one of the Davis children is suing Barbara and other siblings because of alleged fraud with trust fund money.
Sorry for my typos bitches.
it's not racist to say that about wilmer any more than it's racist to say something about claudia schiffer being a beer wench or saying ashton should be wearing overalls (in reference to where he's from). it's a joke. a lame joke, but that's all.
Paris is the one with the fire crotch. She has raging herpes.
Least I dont bitch about people not READING previous posts!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem. I love the v words too including, vodka, vag, vacant and vanilla.
Do any of you remember about a year ago when Paris was being accused of racism? That was Brandon Davis leading the charge; he had a couple of choice quotes for the media then, too about Paris calling people the n-word. What are they doing hanging out together? I don't get it.
Ugh... i hadn't been able to watch the whole video... but now that i have i can seriously say... HOW PATHETIC... i hope they get into a lot of shit and end up worth "Less than 7 million" and actually have to work... ugh
that Brandon is even more pathetic than the "Virgins Plea" guy...
Remember when there was that video that had Parasite calling two autograph seekers the "N" word right after they were out of earshot? Didn't this Brandon Davis then come out and say that Parasite was a racist along with being anti-semetic, etc., etc. and she was a horrid human being, blah blah blabbedy blah - preaching to the choir cause we all know this bitch is wretched. When did he start playing all of Parasite's reindeer games?
Vajayjay
lindsay is probably laughing because mischa tells her how tiny and sweaty his little peener is. and we ALL know how community parisite's cooter is. even the janitor wouldn't touch her for fear of rabies. and parissucksliterally, i share in your plea for someone, ANYONE PLEASE MURDER THIS BITCH!!!!!!! PLEASE! I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY!!!! PLEASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!
Who knew? All that money and they're still trash.
In total, before I leave, they all need to go to a re-education class about humanity and emphathy. Then all of them need to be shot.
Nothing more attractive than a sweaty, stubby little penis nestled underneath a pasty gut.
weren't paris and brandon davis in a tiff awhile back? i remember brandon saying that paris was a racist and he didn't want to be around "those types" of people anymore ... uh, guess he's ok with it now ...
I fucking hate that stupid piece of shit Brandon. I am no fan of Lohans but who the fuck is he? He has seriously been a complete waste of space since Mischa broke up with him. Anyway, does anyone remember about a year ago when he went on a rant about Paris, calling her a racist and a whore.
All right, people, listen up. Everyone give me a penny and I'll take the bitch out.
White Collar Trash
At least the mystery of why Mischa's legs look like she's been sitting on a horse for three years is solved!
That video was disgusting...
Brandon Davis is the one who called Paris a "racist and an idiot" when she allegedly used the n-word that time... He clearly is just as bad.
And, since when is 7 million dollars poor????
I love how Paris just laughed like a retard at his unclever babbling
I kinda feel bad for Lindsay, even though she's just as pathetic as these losers...
I hope that more people see this and realize what a true piece of shit Paris (and most of young hollywood)is...
I cannot wait for a day when I hear someone ask: Whatever happened to Paris Hilton? and her lazy-eyed fugly skank face is nowhere to be seen.
umm...didn't hohan just screw nachos like a couple weeks after him and paris broke up? i'd be choked if i was paris too. not to mention the fact that paris' vagina is like 50 years older than hohans' and the virginal hohan has already done half of hollywood. note to self...don't have sex in hollywood. herpes here... herpes there..herpes herpes...everywhere....
Mousie Is In Pain | 05.17.06 - 1:43 pm | #
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ME ME ME !!!!
::throws pennies in the air!!!:
I'll put my 2 cents in for sure. These two make the perfect couple. I can see why Matt Leinharts team told him to stay out of the limelight with this c-nt. They are both just nasty. And Mishca is pretty nasty herself - ewwwwww
I know a couple couple just like this, and they are fucking disgusting. Self-important fucktards whose total self-worth is derived from the fact that their parents are rich. Pathetic.
Mousie- I'll give you $50.!!! Shit, get me when I've had a few and Ill give you more!!
i guess i'm the only one that thinks brandon is hot.
Mouse will Canadian currency do?
make that "i know a couple guys just like this*
Bob | 05.17.06 - 1:46 pm | #
yup...
:::BARFS:::
I forgot...Paris "blister sister" hates Linds because of Nachos...how could I forget....duh
Did you guys know that Replay designed a pair of jeans this past spring called the Brandon Davis Jean.
They felt he was a profitable 'untapped market'.
Give me a break, did they have extra pockets for crack pipes and syringes and come with an elastic waistband?
Stoney- I have a cousins like this- and I was the ONLY cousin that got along with them because I went to a great university and studied overseas, so they respected that...I was like FFFFF youuuuu. I have a million stories..to tell you..
Do the Brandon Davis jeans come with a sweat rag?
i guess i'm the only one that thinks brandon is hot.
Bob | 05.17.06 - 1:46 pm | #
Sure he's hot if you're into sweaty blubber boys. 
sissy | 05.17.06 - 1:38 pm | #
Q.F.E. | 05.17.06 - 1:38 pm | #
dingaling | Homepage | 05.17.06 - 1:42 pm | #
I refer you all to my exact question:
JAY | 05.17.06 - 1:29 pm | #
Shit, I'll do it for fucking rupees, I don't care! And to think my husband hit that C U Next Tuesday. He's prolly laughing now that he's free of her diseased crotch.
Whatever.... all these unemployed, trust-fund brats should be ashamed of themselves and their parents should be held accountable for foisting them on the world.
Why the hell is Paris laughing? What he's saying is not funny and isn't he descibing Paris' so called vagina?
MizRo | 05.17.06 - 1:50 pm | #
Saddly those brats think we're all jealous 'cause they're SO COOL and we SOOOOOOOOOOO want to be like them...
::eeeeeeeeek::
JAY- they GREW up together!! Dont you fight with people youve know all your life but still get back with????
I watched this video this morning...
www.worldonfire.ca
and thought of these fucking cunts. don't know why. I guess it makes me sad that there are people like them in the world. I would wish death upon them, but I know I shouldn't. they'll spend $500, $5,000, $50,000 on shit they don't use or need... sorry to sound preachy, I was just very contemplative after seeing this.
Mousie CU Next Tues? Never heard it like that!!
MizRoooooooo: Dittoooooooooo
THese people are wastes of space. Too bad we can't all be ignorant assholes, and have no one call us on it because we have money.
i wish i could be poor with 7 million dollars.dipshit.
JAY | 05.17.06 - 1:50 pm | #
So this is some sort of stupid high school thing for barely evolved idiots who've never had to work a shit job a day in their life? Fucking heir-heads. Makes sense, little incestuos (sp? can't spell today) world of idiots.
Thanks Jay for clarifying the 6 degrees of seperation between these twats.
i can't believe i'm about to say this...team lohan
I have 7 billion dollars and I Dlist all day. Is that wrong?
What this tool doesn't understand is that his spoiled rich kid potty mouth behavior here actually turns DLISTERS on Hohan's side! And THAT my friends, is quite an accomplishment.
I can't wait until we have cars that run on corn-fuel instead of oil. Then all these wealthy morons like Brandon will go broke and the hard-working farmers will be the leaders of society.
Isn't Poo-iss like 25 years old? Why is she doing that fake-laugh thing that 6th grade girls do when they want to convince everyone around them that they're having SO MUCH FUN, ohmigawd SO MUCH FUN!
Francine | 05.17.06 - 1:25 pm | #
thank you, that's the main thing I noticed, too! Ugh
There is nothing i can say that hasn't been said a million times already
I hate Lohan, but I hope there's a good old fashion bitch slap match after this - and I hope Lohan's coke nail pokes out Paris's wonky eye
I'm with jennifer - put them all on the Death Plane.
i hate blohan, but i'm with her on this one... i hope she seriously punches the herpes off both paris & brandon fatboy davis...
Team Blohan.
*shaking and sweating*
Who is this sweaty lard ass?
i think that Karma has special plans for these people.
Bradon Davis's family made billion in Colorado Oil, Aaron Spelling says he based Dynasty off these folks (although I am pretty sure Richard and Esther Shapiro created Dynasty) - either way that make Bradon the gay son (and with that lisp..he gets my vote) or the bastard son who tried to sleep with his sister and raped the butlers daughter...
worst part is - that is how these fucking rich a-holes feel "7 million dollars, that means she is poor..."
OK, I broke down and watched it. That is some seriously sweaty class.
A REIGN OF FIRE SHOULD FALL ON ALL CELEBRITIES, THEY HAVE POLLUTED THE MINDS OF AMERICANS FOR TOO LONG. LOOK AT WHO YOU ARE IDOLIZING PEOPLE!
I THINK A REALLY GOOD BOOK IS IN ORDER.
CokeMonkey: Allo, love!!
Dietcoke: they can think what they want, I know I'd rather be me then some sweaty, parisitic, aging badly, unaccomplished, drug-addled, whore.
Hassan: I love you, will you do me the honor of killing Parisite?
Tami: I LOVE the way you think... We see eye-to-eye ***doing the two finger- to eyes, back and forth thing***
I've seen your posts, and I so concur!
Grimmer, hello tool!!! We are not idolizing these people you moron! And I can't fucking read a book at the office or I would! *sneers*
tami u make me laugh so hard. love you
Paris Hilton’s new sweetie has been warned to do something that might be difficult: stay out of the spotlight. New Arizona Cardinal quarterback and former USC star Matt Leinart was warned by his team that if he’s serious about football, he shouldn’t be photographed out late at night dancing and drinking with his partying heiress girlfriend, according to the Star. “Matt took it very seriously,” a source told the tab, “almost to the point of tears.”
He looks coked up!
Paris is 25...Lindsay is what, like 20? Paris is way too old to be acting like that. Brandon Davis is trashy and has no respect for women. Those 2 are both trust fund babies that were born into wealth. Their parents should beat the sh*t out of them for disgracing their families, but unfortunately their families are just as low class! I'm no Lindsay fan but at least she works for her money!
I can't wait until we have cars that run on corn-fuel instead of oil. Then all these wealthy morons like Brandon will go broke and the hard-working farmers will be the leaders of society.
Tami | 05.17.06 - 1:58 pm | #
Word!!!!
I'm floored at how immature all these assholes are. How old are you Paris? 13? Honestly, Davis (who I'm sure was the bullied fat kid in grade school) and Paris cannot have an IQ of more than 24 combined. They sounded mentally retarded. Just proves once again that money does not buy you class.
I don't like Hohan, but when Brandon Davis was spewing about her being "poor," he totally fit the stereotype of old money looking down upon new money. What is this? 1854?
It always amazes me that people like Hilton and Davis, despite being born incredibly wealthy and priveleged, never use their resources for things like a college education. What a bunch of losers.
"blushing"
Didn't Brandon Davis once talk a lot of shit about Paris?? I remember when he was dating Mischa, & he publicly called Paris a "dumb racist".
And where is the justice in the world? Well we may have to wait a little longer for it, but the greatest thing will be in 5 years when all these people are either bopping in and out of rehab or so horribly aged from their coke lifestyle. Go ahead Paris and Brandon, keep partying it up, I can wait.
Dandelion, Parisite didn't even graduate high school!
Oh and the Davises and Hiltons are not old money. By Hollywood standards, yes. Not by the standards of "society".
He looks borderline retarded...
Not too crazy about any of them, but Lindsey Lohan has way more class than them two! Team Lohan!!!!!
I guess he MUST be worth billions if he can do that much coke and still manage to be a fat-ass!!!
Paris is as immature as they come! Silly, little, childest, spoiled bitch!
Brandon Davis should be made an honorary Baldwin.
PerezHilton posted same video. What the hell? Thought he loved this narcissistic bitch. Can't wait for the T-Shirts for this one.
wow. are they all two years old? I don't care how much money they have, they are trash. Oh, and another thing...if Paris is partying, shouldn't that mean she was wasted? Who let's her drive off like that? Drama is such a waste of energy...but I guess it's a great distraction from the fact they're lives are empty. Spending money and causing drama. Yep...kill me now if that is all there is to live for.
Team No One LOL. Whoever said if you lie with the dogs, you wake up with fleas is right. They're all idiots, some more than others, but they're all idiots.
Latent-Image | 05.17.06 - 2:24 pm
Perez is so fucking dumb, he probably thinks Parisite was laughing intelligently!
that was just vile.
why do they even give these assholes any attention w/the cameras? they are complete fucking assholes. drunken, trashed, no talent, rich kids. lindsay lohan is beautiful and self made... fuck those assholes!
They are Nouveau Riche... Very declasse...
Trash. Contemptible piranahs.
OMG she has the most annoying laugh in the world!!
It's our tabloid culture that has bred these morons and turned them into celebs. Tabloid rags (and yes celeb blogs too) need gossip and scandal to make money so they lavish all this attention on these no-talent, "famous-for-what?" fools because if they just relied on actual entertainment figures they would have less to write about. Actual celebs, for the most part, tend to be press shy when it comes to their private lives and prefer the paparazzi to shoot them in controlled settings. Not so with these pseudo-celebs; they love the attention because it's really all they're interested in and have no other talents to break into the entertainment industry. They're famewhores and the tabs are their pimps.
They're famewhores and the tabs are their pimps.
Anonymous | 05.17.06 - 2:31 pm |
Whoa. That's profound. I like it.
I'm no Lindsay fan but at least she works for her money!
Anonymous | 05.17.06 - 2:13 pm | #
thank you!
Whoever said "when you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas . . . " had it PERFECT. All three of these idiots are getting what they deserve. I can't stand them at all BUT at least Lindsay made her own money. I can't wait til the day Paris Hilton goes away. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not buy her album !!!! Show her she has NO TALENT !!! Lindsay's movie already flopped so that says something about her.
They seriously act like they are 14 and got ahold of their parents liquor and are drunk for the first time, lyke EvEr!
_rollseyes_
All of these tools are going to be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
He looks borderline retarded...
pop fantastic | Homepage | 05.17.06 - 2:20 pm | #
borderline????
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST...can God just strike that fat fuck mute??? What an idiot...and Paris Hilton is the biggest waste of space on the planet.....
noooooooooooooooo. no. no.
even if he had said her vagina smelled like something truly awesome, like cotton candy or valium or strawberries i still would not want to know.
i don't *EVER* want a smell i come into contact with to make me think "hey, that's what pariseses crotch smells like."
jenner!
OMG! Arent they both like in their mid-late 20's? Its really pathetic when you have to talk about a teen like that! Now I know linds is no angel, but atleast its more or less acceptable for her to act like a bitchy teen, these fucks have NO excuse! And how the hell is 7 mil poor?
I don't even know where to start with this shit. I hate Lohan more than any other celebrity, but this loathsome video almost -- almost -- made me feel like defending her. Okay, we get it -- HO/BLOhan is a redhead and probably has red pubes -- this has been established. However, that bloated fat fuck Brandon Davis starts spouting off about "fire crotch." If Paris didn't start the "fire crotch"/herpes trend, then who did? The most vile comment was the $7 million net worth comment -- to be that "poor" was "disgusting"? Money does not buy class, and this is the proof. I hope his fat ass spontaneously combusts -- let's see if his family's ill-gotten fortune protects him then!
Fuck them all, but fuck Brandon with a ten-feet-pole infested with gonosyphilaids in the ass.
I can't stand them all equally. But Lindsay is a whorey cokehead and she probably does have freckles all over her nasty vag... Somehow I love to see her trashed by anyone because they are all so sadly desperate.
BTW - I would like someone to put one of those brethalyzer locks on Parasite's car... Bitch looks loaded.
This was truly nauseating... HE is a fat, sweaty, cocksucker with a lisp! Who the fuck is he to talk shit about anyone... what has he accomplished in life besides fucking Mischa Barton (oooh you are important Brandon!) I can only imagine what he smells like too.... sweating like a pig!!! Oh and for someone who is sooooo rich... he dresses like a fucking homeless person.... why can't someone kill both of them?!?!!?
Is it wrong for me to pray that they are all sterile? Please let the Hilton and Davis bloodlines die.
Please accept my apology . I did not mean current company, I realize we are all in the same boat. However someone out there is making these creatures into celebrities and I was hoping they may sometime read these blogs. Forgive me.
Solution people:
Car crash! Paris & Brandon in one car, Blohan in the other. They're both good at crashing cars and driving impared at least, so their simultaneous demise would solve the problem!
their parents must be so proud!
Don't millionaires ever cut their kids off without a penny anymore like in Fitzgerald novels? What happened to the good old days?
I thought Paris hated Brandon Davis.
*hugs grimmer* It's ok. We really are just trying to say the same thing! Fuck these fuckers.
$7million really doesn't seem like much until you think about it being the same as earning $100,000 a year for 70 years.
I've always wondered when I watch stuff like this, are there any family members or other responsible people who watch this shit and say, "Wow. I've raised a coked up totally moronic waste of space. Maybe I should talk to them about not being an arrogant, drunk racist twit in public." Seriously. Isn't there someone out there who can step in and tell Brandon (whoever the hell his fat, ugly ass is) and Paris that the world is not laughing WITH them, but AT them?
But really, who's laughing. This shit is really sad.
I don't disagree with him, lol...but who the heck is Brandon Davis?
I found it funny how Brandon was talking ISH about Lindsay when the last I heard Paris was the one with an STD, PLUS lindsay WORKS for her money she didnt INHERIT it like Paris and Brandon ssseeesshhhh I would love to be worth 7million!
It's funny how someone commented these people are the poster examples of what is wrong with North America today- a handful of drunk pigs walking down the street - in less than 3 hours there are almost 300 comments of outrage...unyet we are all free and we all have the same rights... you just can't exercise those rights without 23.4 billion dollars! Anyone ever see Chris Rock: Never scared? Where's the democracy and freedom... it's more like brainwashing! PS: No I didn't grow up in N.America
Freckles & fire crotches are hot.
that video was just bad. i may not like lindsey lohan but theres no need 4 that long barrage of abuse!!! blatently, lindsey rejected him 1 time- he sounds like a man scorned. however i cant believe mischa would date him!!! i thought that although he was ugly and fat, he must have a good personality right??? i was wrong- unless he has a 12inch dong, the only thing she went for was his money. paris is just a b-e-a-t-c-h. just because she doesnt comment she thinks shes ok
Wow. That's all I can say. Wow.
Brandon is a douchebag, Paris is a filthy whore and Lindsay needs to never speak to those turds again!
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
'Sup with the alliteration, wontingwitch??
i LOVE red-headed men (fire-crotches)! when was it decided that having red hair is so horrible?
i HOPE BEYOND HOPE that lindsey sues him for "defamation of character," slander, etc. it's right here on tape, and she could get up to & including $7 million in a settlement!
i hate all these people, but this high-school level of crassness, for cameras, is truly disappointing.
He is a fucking fat asshole and an entilted bitch who has no fucking clue...that whole video dsgusted me and made me sick to my stomach. Who the hell is he to even talk about anyone, with his fat ass beer belly, sweaty stank looking and he probably has a tiny wee wee, that probably why Mischa dumped his ugly ass for an even uglier bastard, what a diss...
I don't care how rich he is...he has no right to talk about that chile (Linds) like that, first of all how old are you, because, if you all don't remember Linds is still offically still a minor so we really can't get at her for the things she says (she's young and excused) as for Beer Belly Brandon, he looks like he loves dick and can suck a mean one, probably better than your girl Pussy Paris...and here's where you gonna get mad at me but that bitch was totally encouraging him and telling him what to say...how sad. She doesn't even know the backlash that gonna come her way becasue of this and all the other horrible, slutty, nasty shit she does...I can't stand her she's the biggest hoe in Hollywood and they got the nerves to talk about Lindsay...did Paris forget about her own vaginal issues...bitch has herpes for god's sake...cause the publice sure hasn't. And she does still have and album to sell.
I'm sorry but they both look like total loser's in that video.
ummm.... judging from uk law i dont think u can sue him for defamation. i dont know what the law is like in the usa
Wow, these people are losers. I notice that Paris never seems to have any friends, just her sister and Brandon (when he's not calling her a whore or a racist). They're in their middle to late twenties and acting like insecure high school brats. I don't like Lohan but that is really low.
how old are these bitches?
plenty of v words for all the v word loving dlisters, lol. They were saying words that begin with V a while back in the posts.
delusional fat fuck, I can't he said being worth only 7 million means your poor. What fucken planet does this slimy prick live on?!
Lindsay Lohan may be nuts-but she is a million times more attractive- and dresses much better than Paris. And she has some talent- and whether she wants to waste it on stupid movies like 'just my luck'- is besides the point.She COULD do good movies if she wanted to. PAris- the simple life? House of Wax? It doesn't get better than that. I can't wait for her eclectronica CD to hit the stores.
HEy MizRo! What about the Yankees,last night?! 
God I wish that their parents would disinherit these fuckers.
GO YANKEES
Anybody notice how MK didnt call lohan "Blohan" Or "Hohan" in this post? Maybe he's joining team lilo YESSSSSSSSS lol!
i'm sure she could sue for defamation. he disparaged her most intimate parts, that her crotch smelled like diarrhea....ANY attorney could turn that into a purposeful attempt to damage her reputation and career.
i hope she takes all his money. then he'll know what poor means!
Now i dont even like lohan but she really comes out a winner in this situation. I think because she has regular friends she is probably more down to earth (she's still wacko tho). And really how old is this guy? I mean i wouldnt DREAM of trash talking a teenage child and im only 27! Plus what kindof man trash talks a chic, only fags do that (no offense to the respectful and moral fags of america).
OakRaiderFan: Holla!!! Yeah, baby!!
Wontingwitch: whatever game it was, you win!
I don't care if she blew his father, grandfather, and boyfriend...all on the same night--no man should ever talk like that about a woman. It is beyond revolting. He sounds like a f*cking rapist.
that was repulsive, i feel sick
between Paris' wonkatosis eye and Brandon's downs, they shouldn't talk....
hell, that ain't even the worst of it!
both of them look like they have testiclitis of the inner ear and rectogitus of the throat
I can't take credit for that one...It's a quote from V for Vendetta.
I can't take credit for that one...It's a quote from V for Vendetta.
Kathy Hilton should be so proud of her daughters!
Where do I start with this? I HATE BLO/HOhan with every fiber of my being -- I mean if she just walked past my house minding her business I'd run up to her and beat her bat-shit crazy to within an inch of her life. HOWEVER, I almost feel sorry for her here. We get it -- Brandon Davis, fat fuck that he is, is saying she has a red pussy -- we get the drift. But Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick -- drop it -- it lost its fun after a few seconds. But to rag about "fire crotch" when you're in the company of Paris Hilton is disturbing beyond belief. Paris created fire crotch! And Brandon, the fat fuck, his comment about being poor is "disgusting" is the most loathsome thing ever. I guess that means that all of us are worthless in his eyes. Goes to show you money does not buy class or good looks, obviously evident in his case. Work for a living, you fat, ugly fuck.
Mia | 05.17.06 - 2:53 pm |
LOL !!!! everytime i read these stories about rich young douche bags, i think that exact same thought... why oh why can't ONE of these jerks get cut off by some proper old aunt or something... that's how it always worked in high school english class...
omg listen to the shit that paris's publicist comes up with: that fucking bastard is also talking out of his ass:
During the rant, Paris’ publicist, Elliot Mintz, walks by her side, helpless and grim-faced. Paris seemed to enjoy Brandon’s comments so much, she wanted to share them with her friends. You can see her hold up her cell phone as Mr. Filthymouth does his thing.
Update: 12:15PM ET: Mintz gave the following statement to TMZ. “The only thing I want to underscore is the person making the statements was not Paris Hilton,” he says, “It is unfair to characterize Brandon’s statements as being reflective of Paris’ feelings about Lindsay. We’re dealing with two different people. It was Brandon who was speaking, of course there are moments when Paris was laughing, but she never said anything. Brandon was speaking for himself not for her. Personally,” he adds, “I found the incident unnecessary.”
As for Paris egging Brandon on and holding up her cell phone, Mintz says: “Paris uses her cell phone as a defensive tool. Many times when you see her photographed in a crowd situation, she puts it up to her ear so she doesn’t have to speak. In the cacophony and din of screaming, nobody could have had a telephone conversation. Reporters were asking her questions about Lindsay that she did not want to answer, so she put her cell phone up to her ear. Brandon was not speaking for Paris. Period.”
tmz
source:teddyandmoo.com
I guess he MUST be worth billions if he can do that much coke and still manage to be a fat-ass!!!
Marla Singer | 05.17.06 - 2:23 pm |
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Awesome!!!
Seriously I thought you made all this shit up about Paris Hilton. My God, she really is an ass,
I never really thought anything of any of these "celebrities". But at least Lohan has more talent then these 2. And this Brandon guy, what the hell does he do? This is just mean and immature. I hope they get many vd's.
libby aka your mother | 05.17.06 - 3:55 pm | #
That would make my fucking day! I'd love to see those two std ridden fucknuts reduced to gibbering apologies in court to save their trust funds.
I don't like LL, but I would love to see her get her own back on these dipshits.
Brandon whatever his name is has a lot of nerve saying stuff like that when he is such a fat and sweaty munter.
Yuck
He makes Jordan's vitriloic lmabasting of her contemporaries look classy,
Go LoHan ,screw the Hiltons. I cant stand that snobby I'm so rich and you are poor trash, hehehe, giggle giggle. Smash that plastic nose. She needs tits too.
This video pisses me off. Brandon and Paris are idiots and remind of the girls from my middle school and high school. GROW UP BITCHES!
the most embarrassing/ironic part of fattie calling LL broke is that the davis family "fortune" is pretty much non-existent/smoke & mirrors.
read the article that vanity fair published on them a few months back.
im better than paris hilton.
Just testing out my gravatar
Check out how Paris runs. It's fucking weird. Anyway, Brandon Davis sucks donkey balls and Lindsay Lohan comes out as the winner at the end.
i didn't realize that having to actually work for a living was "disgusting". B.D makes rich people look bad-i know people with just as much wealth as he has, and they are actually good people.
read the article that vanity fair published on them a few months back.
Anonymous | 05.17.06 - 4:45 pm | #
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omg where has it gone!
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oh finally i didn't know it disappeared when you refreshed. Um please disregard my posts lol
I guess he has seen Lindsay's private area, and know he is apreading her business. I wonder what he is packing! I bet it is one of those vienna sausages that comes in the mini can. LOL!!!
Team Lohan
Brandon Davis wants attention so fucking badly...
I feel sorry for Mischa Barton. She had to suck this pig off.
That maturity level that went into that is just astounding. Way to act like a bunch of middleschool girls, Brandon and Paris.
Also, I enjoy that Paris' coke-addled nose is constantly snorting and being wiped in that clip.
pippincat | 05.17.06 - 1:07 pm | #
this might even be possibly worse than junior high...
fire crotch fire crotch fire crotch...dude is that the best he can do? I'm no Hohan fan, but this mo has a lot of nerve saying anything when he's fat, fug and a fag. What a douchebag, figures he would be hanging around Parasite. These people behave like 10 year olds, they're not even fun to laugh at they're just pathetic.
Ok I'm not a fan of none of these losers but what Brandon said was very tacky but I hate how people are acting as if Lohan is the poor innocent victim. She's just as bad as they are. Fuck them all I say.
I wish I was "poor"
why oh why can't ONE of these jerks get cut off by some proper old aunt or something... that's how it always worked in high school english class...
weapon of mass destruction | 05.17.06 - 4:27 pm | #
Precisement! I say cut them off and then watch as they have to drink cheaper and cheaper swill while trying to hold the appearances of their pitiful lives together.
Realistically, take away Paris' **fame** and her money and what will she be left with? A beak for a honker and no personality. At the end of your life if would be nice if at least one person believed you to be true and compassionate.
I thought that little rant was pathetic. He reminds me of guys I went to high school with. How old is he? My guess would be about 13 by his maturity level. And Paris giggling like a blonde airhead twit, is no better. She acts like a pre-teen.
I am no LL fan, but I totally didn't think any of that was funny. And to be honest, Paris looked like her laughing was forced. She probably hope LL would see it and see her laughing. No reasonably intelligent person would find that fat hairy fag to be funny.
I long for the day when I hear that Paris Hilton has been murdered or killed in some accident or drug/alcohol binge. Really, she is of no use to society. ZERO talent: her acting is terrible. Her singing is laughable. And she is so fucking nasty looking with that bird beek and cross eye, not to mention her crab infestation and herpes that are probably bubbling all over her crotch.
I don't know if anybody mentioned this but is Paris Hilton allowed to drive like that.
how old are these people again? they are like children. its really sad... who's using who's name for publicity now, Paris? and seriously.. her laugh couldn't get any more fake..
was he playing to the cameras...
All Losers!!!!
Why is Paris getting a free-pass on this? She is just as nasty as him, she's instigating the whole thing. I guess all those stories she gives the rags are paying off. She's worse than that page6 guy.
Stop protecting that bitch.
Settle down folks. They'll get what's coming to them eventually.
In the end, nobody gets away with anything in this world.
he is a loser that had to change his last name to davis ... i dont think it was his dad that was the davis it was his mom...
I don't know if anybody mentioned this but is Paris Hilton allowed to drive like that.
sara | 05.17.06 - 6:25 pm | #
Exactly my question sara... I say force a breathalyzer on her. I'm surprised the paps don't call the cops on her - it would make for a good selling photo op.
Ok, I'm way late. but I recently saw the pic of Paris'vagina and I must say that is one ugly, mofo thing. It really looked nasty and disturbing etc.
*note to self: try to use "fire crotch" in convo. more often*
It is disgusting to devalue ANY woman like that, and to do that to a teenager just adds to his perversion. I really feel for LL.
At least now Nicole Richie will have someone to bitch about Paris to. I'm sure all kinds of things about that hooked nosed talentless asshat will be coming out now that she fucked both Nicole and Lindsay.
Brent, I hear ya, hon, but sometimes we want retribution right away. With people like this the wait until their deaths is way too long.
Chicken Soup--
Are you talking about the one of her coming out of a car with her legs spread from like 6 or 7 years ago? I remember it. Her punani looked all reddish/bloody in it. I couldn't tell if it was insanely stretched out from all the visitors if she was on the red flow. Either way, you're right....it was one ugly snatch.
btw, I'm talking about Paris, not LL in the car.
At least Lindsay works for her money.
Anonymous | 05.17.06 - 6:54 pm | #
yeah, I guess it was that pic. omg, to think that there are more than 1 pics of her exposing her crotch is disgusting.
Brandon needs to go on that celebrity Rich Kid show on E - called Cattle Drive..... he can be one of the cows.
http://www.moneyshotmovies.com/p.../images/
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Enjoy.
Love, LL
agreed with all above - don't even know who Fat Fuck (we'll call him FF for short) is, and i was thinking at least LiLo has a name for herself you fugly FF, and esp agreed wth poster who pointed out the extreme misogyny this FF spews.....re parasite: at work, i coordinate meetings all over the US basically, my # 1 Rule -- no hilton whoretels. i don't care if it is closest to the airport, i won;t spend a dime. sort of my way of cutting off the inheritance, but so much more damage needs to be done to these wastoids. let's hope, I mean with her DWI escapades, it could happen right? except life is that unfair that she would crash into some family van and ruin the innocent family's livess......
Why has the LAPD not arrested paris for drunk/reckless driving and not using her seatbelt? 'cause social service was all over britney's country self. I hope they are just working with the CDC to protect the hookers in lock up from her mutant herpes strain.
I bet Lindsay stays at nicer "motels" than a Hilton
God, let them just duke it out like retarded gladiators already and kill each other off. Please don't let these people breed.
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Enjoy.
Love, LL
Paris dirty pussy shot | 05.17.06 - 7:38 pm | #
Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!! Paris' snatch looks like a big pink tumor. Is that what super herpes looks like?
Paris and Brendan need to watch their backs. Lohan's dad is buddies with the Gotti family.
Moist for Meloni | 05.17.06 - 6:47 pm
No worries, darlin', their retribution will come much sooner than their deaths; just not next week. Give it a few years.
Wow, what a bunch of vile low rent trash,,,hope LL sues their collective asses
Are they remaking "Mean Girls"?
MJF
It's been mean Girls since Lidsay became Hollywoods new star and started to hang out with Hollywoods Regina George, Paris Hilton! Please he calls her a fire crotch only because she's a redhead, because he knows that when your near a disease infested snatch like Paris Hilton and he were to call lindsay a slut, they'd just be setting themselves up to get ripped down! And I'm suprised Chris Masterson wouldn't let Paris Hilton in when his Girlfriend is Bijou Philips, who is best friends with Paris and Nicky. God, somebody please get rid of these disguesting people and bring back the old Golden age of 1930's-40's Hollywood!
"I knew. I KNEW--that it was all going to go to hell for Lindsay Lohan as soon as I heard that she'd been seen hanging out with Paris. I wanted to write her a letter and warn her. Now it's too late. It breaks my heart--she was so cute in THE PARENT TRAP."
factoflife
you are spot on Factoflife!!! But it's nbot to late for Lindsay! she is a tough Merrick LI chick, she'll make it, and she's bonded with Meryl Streep, and once they started working on their movie together, Lindsay stopped being friends with Pariste! And Lindsay is extremely Talented! Watch the movie Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, this Girl should be the next Bernadette Peters, she could be a huge Broadway star, Broadway hasn't had anyone like that in years. If She disciplines herself more, this Girl can really become something! I read her April Cosmo interview, she talks about how in Hollywood she learned it's not good to get your picture taken with "Certain People' Gee, I wonder who she means? lets take an educated guess!!!!
agree^^ Lindsay is very talented. I think she could do really big things. Racists suck!
I cannot wait until Nicole puts on some weight and beats Paris ass.. We all know that Nicole has it in her.. And Lindsay looks like she can beat a bitches ass too.. Why can't they be like rappers & take their beefs to the streets...lol
I guess he MUST be worth billions if he can do that much coke and still manage to be a fat-ass!!!
Marla Singer | 05.17.06 - 2:23 pm | #
LMAO
Brandon Davihttp://www.drunkreport.com/reports/
parishilton3.htms dissing Paris
http://www.drunkreport.com/
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OMG Why is he talking that kind of shit about her like that?
As for Paris' laugh.... I only sound like that when I'm constipated. Dumb bitch.
where does this asshole get off saying 7 million is poor? 7 mil is a lot, especially if you actually work to get it which is something this moron knows nothing about.
I hope Paris & B. Davis die in a plane crash.
at least lindsay worked for her money and not because of what daddy has fuck these two losers
Whatever. Brandon is a king-size douchebag fatfuck. The only difference, thanks to his lineage, is he's a king-size douchebag fatfuck plus money. He would NEVER get laid if he didn't have his parents' money, and Paris Hilton is just a waste of skin and air. Overall, this makes me like Lohan a little bit more, but makes me HATE Mischa Barton. Think about it guys, this bloated, sweating, asshole had his penis in her vagina. That makes her trash, IMO.
Can you believe Mischa Barton used to knock boots with that hog Brandon Davies? It must have looked like a bloated sweaty, hippo wrestling a starving Russian street urchin. Eeeow!
Someone should slip some elephant poison in Brandon's breakfast Twinkies and HoHos. Then pose as Parasite's dealer and mix cyanide in her's blow.
Don't worry people, as soon as the contents of the storage locker comes out both Paris, Brandon and his fat ass brother are going to be in for a rude awakining. You know what they say what goes around comes around. But, in their case it's going to be in the most the worst they have ever imagined. Paris is just a piece of trash that REALLY does not deserve any kind of recognition of any kind except for being a disgusting human being. My conseption of these people have really changed, I think all of Hollywood are scumbags and I can't for the life of me understand why these people have so much for doing absoultly nothing but, maybe entertaining us and alot of times the entertainment isn't even that good. Stick around because believe you me these people are going down. After the contents come out NO ONE is going to want to work with this whore. She talks shit about everybody she's ever been in contact with.
The way he hates on redheads you think he was English. Now there's a weird country - they diss redheads constantly (ever hear of the term "ginger minger"?) and then have the gall to call Americans prejudiced!
Did i actually hear Hairis Pillton say: "I love you Brandon" in the car???
http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/
p...517111709990001
here you can watch it too
All these sluts, Brandon, Paris and Lindsay should all be shot dead and their money donated to charity.
If all the donuts that Brandon Davis eats in a day were to be donated to a poor african country...there would be a shitload of happy, fed African kids. He needs to lay off the Krispy Kremes and put on some deodorant, Brandon Davis is a bit of a low blow for Paris Hilton company right? Well she is running out of friends, and if she continues hanging out with dipshit Brandon Davis and LAUGH AT HIS BOLLOCKS she might as invest some money in buying a cave on the coast of Greenland
For anyone who cloudn't see the Video check it out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z...h?
v=z1bW3FG5tqA
Blowhan, is trash. But WTF is wrong with those loser?!...
He's a Chubby, greasy looking coke heat who never worked for any of "his" ca$h. (Witch Blowhan did, as much as i despise her & her stupid ass movies)
& Parasite just shows again why she doesn't has any real friends, laugthing like some super retardet 6 grad skank-a-zoid.
She's def. on blow to & i realy hope this nasty wonky eyed B*otch loses control over her SLR & crashes that thing...
(brain dead whores with Stilletos & 550 german PS don't mix well)
Oh & Brandon Davis? He got dumped for CISCO ADLER...
Witch means that his "dick" wold be over shadowed by my pinky finger.
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 3:27 am | #
I hope you're right.
Contents of storage locker??? DO TELL! No seriously, what are you talking about?
kathy hilton should have aported this waste of sperm. if not why the hell did she not teach this immature idiot how to behave. one can only assume that the elder hilton is a total piece of trash
The thing I am most curious about is why he always sweats so profusely. I get that he is likely using a buffet of mind-altering substances, but he really sweats like a mad animal. Aside from his not-quite-winning personality, the fear of being drenched by his man perspiration would have me running for the hills. I guess having a billion dollars in the bank really CAN do wonders for fat, sweaty slobs.
i wanna know what lindsay has to say! I feel sorry for her, they are a bunch of superficial bitches.
I'm guessing lindsay must've hooked up with one of Paris's exes and that's why their dissing her.
TEAM LOHAN AND ALL HER REDNESS!! FUCK PARIS AND THAT FAT ASS BITCH SHE'S WITH.
WTF has she done outside of fucking and sucking her way around town. All them bitches got it fucked up. Rich with not an ounce of class
what the fuck?! are they for real?! disgusting. team lohan all the way
Lord knows I'm no Lohan fan, but I keep thinking that underneath all that party-hopping, there's a decent person who will be OK when she grows up.
Paris is a porno hag who can't keep a BF for more than a month because she's a walking herpes sore that's full of coke and Jack Daniels. Not to mention being dumb as a box of rocks.
Brandon Davis is just a dumbass who would be getting wedgies from the senior class boys if his grandfather wasn't so stinking rich.
Lohan is no angel, but she ain't completely hopeless. Unlike the other two who are wastes of oxygen.
Why is anyone surprised by Paris Hilton's tacky ways? Check her role models:
Her grandfather Conrad's tumbleweed ways made him the running joke of high society.
Her grandmother was a sleazyball cheerleader who no doubt was the team pump.
Her 'mother' Kathy The Has-Been Child Star apparently has no concept of parenting.
With genes like these Paris was destined to be a vapid, frivilous, attention seeking little freak begging for someone to fire a tranquilizer dart in to her almost non-existent ass.
I,m talking about what this BITCH is really like. You,re not going to beieve the shit this bitch gets into. The contents are going to be raw and uncut. You think Brandon fuck head was bad? Wait till you see what is on the tapes. This bitch is the lowest form of life. She does this to everybody and she's a racisit whore who doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself. Just another couple of weeks and you'll see exactly what I'm talking about.
i think that fat fucking loser pig shit should stop talking so much shit, what the fuck has he done besides being born. Pieces of shit like that should fucking die, or live in sudan or sumthing for a year. Lindsay lohan is not quite a saint either but at least shes been in one or two decent movies, paris hilton had to make her own fucking porn video before nebody paid her any attention. NOw that stupid bitch should live in mexico for a year and sell her shit for a 6 pesos, that dumb fucking cunt. These pieces of shit are wat make america look bad. They all deserve to fucking die
I know all these high schoolers personally. Paris used Brandon who has a serious drink and coke problem. He has no money it's before no time he will be dead or if he's lucky in rehab. Paris is obviously upset aout her boyfriend running off with Lindsey. Welcome to High school going Showbiz.
Get Well Guys..
T.M.
Fat fuck...gonna die choking on a fucking motzah ball one day. And paris...can she actually spell "Paris?" They are a funny couple, I dont think either of them actually know how rediculous they sound. Fucking dreadful, they both have zero brain cells to rub together. They just blow coke then eachother. Daddy's little rich bitches...arent they fucking pathetic.
-Note to self..when rich, drunk and absolutely coked up brain dead..pls find gun put in mouth and shoot.
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7 million dollars is poor? Last time I checked it was alot if you dont spend it all.
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