FIRST BITCHEEESSSS!!!
She can hide the money in her leg and use it like an ATM.
Bus Ride To Hell!!!
Heather must have watched Intolerable Cruelty before she married Paul. She wanted to get a pre-nup. But HE is the one who said no. What a tool!!!!!
That is so damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get that money girl
smart girl. get the moolah and switch to a boytoy.
I can't stand that bitch but she's about to get PAID!!!!! No man should ever be that pussy-whipped that he doesn't get a damn pre-nup. Shoulda listened to Kanye...
I think perhaps Stella was correct.
why did their break up make the national news? There's a freakin' WAR going on!!!
"Money can't buy be love"
Lovely Linda must be smacking her forehead up in heaven.
If she didn't marry for money, we'll see for ourselves when divorce proceedings go on - if she didn't, then she'll be just fine without the 400 million.
But I think she did and I never did like her.
I had no idea that he had THAT much money, that shit is serious.
She can hide the money in her leg and use it like an ATM.
$$$ grubbing golddigging HOOKER!
Once again, I feel sorry for the schlub. He never saw it coming and now he's gonna be keeping her in titanium limbs for the rest of his life. Poor bug.
Bus Ride To Hell!!!
jennifer | 05.18.06 - 12:49 pm | #
NOW BOARDING
I still don't know why it has to be the SHORT bus though *scratches head*
i agree w/ whomever said yesterday---that heather insisted she "wanted" to sign the pre-nup, that she wanted to "prove" her love---well, time to "prove" you don't care about the $$$, bitch.
paul is an old-fashioned guy. he prolly never saw it coming.
I want money....
how does that song go?
your love gives me the chills
but your love can't pay my bills
i want money
Now Paul won't be able to buy back the Beatles' catalog when Michael Jackson has to sell it! Nice going, Paul!!
I need to find me a millionaire to marry!!!
Spin, this is not a Beatles one, uh?
NikkiH | 05.18.06 - 12:57 pm | #
Maybe he has another quarter that he's ready to give away..
Whatever... I could have told you what would happen.
I like Paul but don't feel bad for him. She offered to sign a pre-nup and he said no. What is there to talk about?
A wise man once said Money can't buy you love," but for the record, it can't buy you a missing leg either!
She's a smart broad though for not signing any shit... Now she'got enough money to fly all those goddamned seals from Canada to her fabulously large backyard.
Okay, honestly, I didn't closely follow their story or whatever but he married her so why is all the hatred pointed at her? Yeah, yeah, gold digger, schmold digger. Just judging by people's reactions, I don't think anyone could live up to Linda.
um, i care about this because...
well...
wait. oh yah. i don't care.
i'm not a Paul fan but I do give him some KUDOs for no PRE NUP, he knew i'm sure what would happen if there was a divorce but probably thought unlikely there would be a divorce.
I like her I dont know why but I do.
Broken down, it's $1.9 million for every week they were married. That settles it, she's the highest paid whore in history.
I can't believe Paul dishonored Linda by hooking up and then marrying this slut. Just pathetic.
if yall are taking the bus to hell, i'll be sure to keep the door unlocked, and clean up a bit for ya.
see ya soon.
Bus Ride To Hell!!!
jennifer | 05.18.06 - 12:49 pm | #
NOW BOARDING
I still don't know why it has to be the SHORT bus though *scratches head*
jenner | 05.18.06 - 12:55 pm |
But it IS Fist Class, all the way!!!
fo sho | 05.18.06 - 1:04 pm
I'm with you. I don't get all the hate either. Whatevs...
But it IS Fist Class, all the way!!!
jennifer | 05.18.06 - 1:05 pm | #
if "fist" class is up front, i choose to sit in the back---"x-tra large pink penis class."
ahlala-pfff, Hmm. Maybe if he'd just give it to me for nothing. Paul isn't my type!
first class on the short bus? Luxury helmets, stainless steel drool cups.............
He didn't have a pre-nupt??? Somewhere Linda's making heavenly veggie burgers & shaking her head
Well, Sir Paul will find out just how greedy she is when this divorce goes to court. I think the lad is in for the shock of his life.
"Fist" class...now boarding!
Does anyone know what Kimmora Lee Simmons is geting after the divorce?
if yall are taking the bus to hell, i'll be sure to keep the door unlocked, and clean up a bit for ya.
see ya soon.
Morticia | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 1:05 pm | #
I just peed my pants! *picturing you sweeping up ash*
That joke is hysterical! I hate to say it, but I've always hated this bitch. I've never believed she was so passionate about her causes for purely altruistic reasons -- she was trying to "twatmerize" Sir Paul. She ain't anything to look at either -- maybe she does weird sex tricks with the leg! You know Stella is gonna go bat-shit crazy on Heather's ass, and rightfully so!
STOP THIS NONSENSE!
Heather Mills is NOT a whore. Not a bitch. And we don't need to know how much money she is going to get (if any, maybe it will go to their daughter). It's not our business, and I just don't think these people deserve such harsh words. Denise and Charlie? Yes. But come on, leave them alone...
that is all.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MK!!!!! Classic!
I love it....oh no, she's not after the money!
Oh snippity snap!
That's incredibly unfair. They didn't even have kids together, she doesn't deserve any of his money...
mutterhals | 05.18.06 - 1:11 pm | #
They have a 2 yr old daughter
I noticed a few of you "can't understand why people don't like Heather" (aside from the biggest gold-digging heist in history...?)
She's insane! That sums it up. You missed her on Larry King 1 month ago, but the broad talked over her husband for the whole hour, about seals. SEALS!
I can only imagine the private arguements they have. Paul must just shake his head and walk away.
i know i shudnt laugh at the joke but it is pretty damn funny
mutterhals | 05.18.06 - 1:11 pm | #
they have a daughter together
Hello everyone...
Why can't I find luck like that hag bag!!?? Damn, I find all the poor boys.. haha
Jenner, is that the model who fell off the bus??
So did Stella always hate Heather or something?
Oops! Well, now I go back to not caring...
KeLL | 05.18.06 - 1:13 pm | #
If it makes you feel better homeless men are strangely attracted to me, and I don't want to be a pennydigger
libby aka your mother, Fist Class is whatever your heart's content! Anything goes!
Spin, you are correct. The Beatles did remake Barrett Strong's Money (That's What I Want), as well as singing Can't Buy Me Love, Baby You're a Rich Man and You Never Give Me Your Money.
Marry me Paul. I'm hotter and my legs are real.
LA | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 1:04 pm |
I know it's 1.9 mil per week of marriage. I wonder what the breakdown is for how much per sexual encounter. I definitely concur...highest paid whore to date.
EVERY gold-digger knows you have to have a baby to get a big settlement.
it's the first thing i thought when i heard they had a kid.
sorry, all, but she is proven to have lied MANY times about her background. i saw her claim once that she was "a very famous model" when she lost the leg.
not true, but a subjective term too. she's not stupid.
there was a vanity fair article a few years back. she has lied about everything, and according to her friends, wanted to be famous and rich ABOVE ALL ELSE. VF doesn't usually publish anything they can't back up w/ LOTS of evidence.
highest paid whore to date.
MJF
And a lousy lay, to boot.
JAY | 05.18.06 - 1:14 pm
Watch out! They're just trying to flatter you to get to your wallet!! 
Jenner, is that the model who fell off the bus??
KeLL | 05.18.06 - 1:13 pm | #
is it up!?!?! gotta clear cookies!
Yeah, Scout made it for me - it wouldn't work for me at first, but I guess now it does! YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!
That's incredibly unfair. They didn't even have kids together, she doesn't deserve any of his money...
mutterhals | 05.18.06 - 1:11 pm | #
Really? Their 2-year-old daughter, Beatrice, would be surprised to hear that.
MJF - 
Prenup or not, she still doesn't have a leg to stand on.
jenner | 05.18.06 - 1:19 pm | #
Funny shit!!!
Scout you are a genius!
If it makes you feel better homeless men are strangely attracted to me, and I don't want to be a pennydigger
JAY | 05.18.06 - 1:14 pm | #
That totally cracked me up. Pennydigger. haha
So did Stella always hate Heather or something?
Kelli | 05.18.06 - 1:13 pm | #
Kelli - Not just Stella, but all of Paul's four adult children (and one was a step-daughter from Linda named, coincidentally enough, Heather, but Paul raised her and adopted her) always hated Heather Mills. Every last one of them. To me, that was a very telling indicator of the Mills' character.
Prenup or not, she still doesn't have a leg to stand on.
AM | 05.18.06 - 1:22 pm | #
ba dum dum
Jenner, babe! Awesome avatar.
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 1:24 pm | #
oops, me, cookies 
"But who would want a one-legged golddigger?" he asked
"Paul mcCartney!"
ROFLMAO! Wrongness!
And a lousy lay, to boot.
jennifer | 05.18.06 - 1:19 pm |
I'm sure she was stumpin' him up the ass.
MizRo | 05.18.06 - 1:24 pm | #
thanks, but of course all credit goes to the Photoshop Whiz That is Scout (that's her official title)
I BEGGED her for one after that thread
What are the reasons that the kids dislike her so much? Have they ever spoken publicly about it?
I read somewhere that SHE said she'd never heard a Beatles song until she had met Paul!
WhatInTheFlyinFuck!
Stella called it the entire time...on an interview this morning this English newsman said 'well just so you know all on England in siding with......wait for it......STELLA!!!'
Yep,just because i'm very rich no way am i marrying a girl like that,especially an incomplete one!!
^^of
El Bastardo | 05.18.06 - 1:26 pm
Yeah...for that kind of money you should be able to get one with BOTH legs!!
Yes girls i have over $400 in my account
Prenup or not, she still doesn't have a leg to stand on.
i'm dying of laughter!!!
seriously, it's too bad they didn't get married and live in texas....there's a sort of built in thing by the state here for golddiggers like this....she would have have to have been married to him for at least 10 years to him to be awarded ANYTHING and the courst here don't look kindly at women who don't have jobs or somehow contribute to the marriage financially...she'd get child support but BUKIS for her
It'll all be over in a hop, skip and a jump to the courthouse.
WAIT FOR ME!!!
*runs for bus*
Woooo-hoooo!! Drinks on bastard!
@MJF-i'm into stumplicking anyway!!
It'll all be over in a hop, skip and a jump to the courthouse.
Prico- you get a new husband? that avatar is heating up my screen
El Bastardo | 05.18.06 - 1:28 pm | #
I currently have
$85 int he bank -I'm coming over to yours right now.........
talk about 'a leg up'!!!
El Bastardo | 05.18.06 - 1:28 pm | #
Will you marry me?
hey hey HEY Jay - HANDS OFF, that $400 is MINE *pushes everyone out of way to get to El Bastardo*
Please. I'm not a big fan of hers but even if he gives that ho 200 million pounds he'll still be fucking loaded. McCartney makes tens of millions from the Beatles each every year for doing jack shit and will continue to long, long after he's dead and buried.
domodisco | 05.18.06 - 1:33 pm
So he should just hand it all over to any and every whore with her pegs in the air?
McCartney makes tens of millions from the Beatles each every year for doing jack shit
domodisco | 05.18.06 - 1:33 pm |
He does?
pegs in the air
*points and laughs*
I've done Jack Shit, and trust me, he doesn't pay THAT well.
McCartney makes tens of millions from the Beatles each every year for doing jack shit
domodisco | 05.18.06 - 1:33 pm |
He does?
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.18.06 - 1:36 pm | #
No, the whole point is Jacko makes that money
ya think paul called her ilean in private? a pet name?
lol what a great joke... and I don't even feel guilty for laughing at her :D
AM -- "doesn't have a leg to stand on!" Har har!
Jennifer -- "hop, skip & a jump." Har har, too!
The jokes are limitless on this one. I remember hearing someone say when they first got married, "gee, with all his money, you'd think he could find someone with both legs."
didn' jacko just sell his interests in the beatle's music to pay off his neverland crap?
Who care`s.... He has one and a half feet in the grave anyways !!!
And Jacko may have to sell the rights to get his ass some money to pay his bills.
Paul may have his chance, but he just blew it if she gets a third of his fortune!
Eileen....HAHAHAHAHAAHAA....good one!
I had heard Paul didn't want a pre-nup, but she wanted one? Wow.
Well, if he didn't want a pre-nup, he deserves to lose a ton of money.
didn' jacko just sell his interests in the beatle's music to pay off his neverland crap?
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 1:38 pm | #
He sold half, he now shares ownership with some corp
ya think paul called her ilean in private? a pet name?
I totally read "ilean" in the same accent as the Insult Dog on Conan when he says "I kid, I kid"
I may have to start buying some tabloids now to find out all the dirt.
I can't believe that Paul would be that stupid to not do a pre-nup, unless she played him royally.
I was watching ET last night and I'm sorry, she is nothing to look at.
I bet Stella is doing the happy dance, but not so happy about how her inheritance may now be a smaller amount.
LOL at you guys - if someone broke into their house, she could of used her leg to beat them off, not a lamp like Harrison's wife.
oh you're all KILLING ME!!!
I see the Bus To Hell is starting to fill up!
Who cares if she gets half his fortune - what you think by the time he's 120, he'll have to live on the streets? Oh right - the fucker prolly has at least 10 more years in him - then he'll kick it and they'll still be like 85 billion to go around.
"money don't get everything it's true
what it don't get i can't use
I WANT MONEY!"
....for a new leg
So, what is the reason for the breakup? It can't be the press's fault.
No way she gets that much, she gets half of whatever he made during the tiem they were married. She is not entilted to any monies he made or had prior to their marriage!!!
So, what is the reason for the breakup? It can't be the press's fault.
Honeywestchic | 05.18.06 - 1:50 pm | #
Damn straight. They've been off the radar for awhile. I heard she has a honey on the side. Yes, SHE has a honey on the side.
She and Michael Jackson .. doesn't he still own the Beatles catalog?
pity, that's all I can say, pity
Tabatha - I think the Beatles' catalogue is out of Jacksons control since he defaulted on some loan. It's all in negotiations now, that is, Jacko's lawyers sorting out his financial mess. So the future of the Beatle's catalogue could be very interesting indeed.
Personally, I'd keep She Loves You and Yesterday and sell off You Know My Name (Look Up My Number).
thanks for the update LA... should have never been in anyone else's hands at all
Jasmin, right on, babe -- Heather is nothing to look at, no way, no how. I'm always shocked when women who look so extraordinarily mediocre at best pursue men like Paul. Granted, Paul is nothing to write home about anymore, but he's one of the most famous men in the world, one of the richest, one of the most talented -- and he settled for this? I seriously thought he'd never marry after Linda.
You know she did that reverse psychology crap on Paul with the pre-nup. "Oh Paulie, I will sign it. Because I am marrying you fo love. And that is what real lovas dooo." "Oh sweetums, I will not have it! I know you love me. You do not have a leg for Christ's sake, why would I make you sign a piece of stupid papuh?"
She should get her fake leg studded with Swarovski crystals.
let's see who heather loves more...paul or the money....the kid they have together is collateral damage...and no i do not feel sorry for paul...he should have made her sign a prenup.....
I had the Let It Be 45 when I was little and 'You Know My Name' was on the flip. Even as a six year old, I couldn't believe the Beatles would release such a song.
I hope she doesn't take him to the cleaners. If she does, I hope all of Britain will rise up against her. Stella, you were right!
Will she buy a new leg made out of gold?
Welcome to Grabby Road, the new residence of Ms Heather Mills
Twat
I'm late to the thread and probably nobody will see this, and it may have been said before BUT
At the time paul said he wasn't going to bother with a prenup cause he had so much money that even things didn't work and and she took half, he'd still have more money than he could ever spend in his lifetime.
*curtsey*
Good for her.
First she gets her leg hacked off, then she has to put up with old and fugly Sir Paul's dick in her mouth for 4 years while trying to kneel on just one knee. You try and do that !
Well, there is justice in this world. Finally Heather gets her just rewards. $ 300 million can buy her all the young dick she can get her mouth on.
Bet her favorite restaurant is...IHOP!
Hope she gets a good settlement, otherwise she might have to get a job at the brewery...making HOPS! *drumroll*
OK, that's fucked up making fun of her leg. Seriously, I admire this chick for marrying one of the Beatles and getting that cash!
Why Sir Paul's 'genius' could save him millions..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magaz...ine/
4993862.stm
Ilsa -- "I-HOP (favorite restaurant)" -- I am dyin' here. And Chain Smokin' Charlie -- too bad it wasn't only a finger; Heather would truly be "Goldfinger."
What's the other old jokes -- the name of the guy without arms and legs hanging on the wall -- "Art" and the guy lying on the floor -- "Matt" -- the possibilities are endless. They're gold, Jerry -- GOLD!
He's going to loose an arm and leg in the divorce settlement.
Saw on cover of Daily Mail (I think) here (London) today that it is actually Paul that has wanted out of the marriage for the last 18 months.
Who'd a thunk, right?
You can never, ever tell what's going on in a relationship. Why I say nothing whenever a friend asks for advice on theirs.
Girl! Put a bra on, pleeeease.
Live and Learn,Sir Paul
Moist 2:09: Maybe Paul was more interested in someone who is interesting than a drop dead, brain dead model.
If you dont know much about Heather Mills, here is her bio:
http://www.heathermills.org/about.php
Real Mimi -- I know about Heather's background, and I will say that I admire her -- and anyone else -- who crusades on behalf of animals. I hope she did this from the heart, though, not just to bag a rich guy. I'm all for people with brains, esp. not vapid, brain-dead models. I've known more than a few men with a lot of money and I've seen lots of women plot to get them -- I'm just hoping that didn't happen here.
SAAGGGY TITS!!!
GBP£825 million is more like US$1500million. She's gonna be filthy rich. Not a bad deal given that she didn't only marry him for the money.
I'll fuck anyone for $95 dollars.
Notice how McFartney married two women with seriously saggin' tits?
What's up with that?
And first wive Linda was a nutjob about her Veganism and trying to get other people into Veganism. Very controlling woman from what I've read. Ironic, that she died from cancer, when she made outrageous claims that vegans are immune to cancer, heart disease etc. Read up on her. Just as wacky as the latest wife Heather, who pulled off her fake leg on Larry King's interview table on CNN. Oooohhh, stanky stump!!!
Hello! England does NOT recognize pre-nuptials in court...they use them as guidelines so even if Paul had her sign one, he probably would have to pay out. English law is different...different country...DUH!
i seriously havent laughed so hard thanks guys!
ONE-LEGGED GOLDDIGGER!
I THOUGHT IT WAS JENN MANISTON. THEY LOOK LIKE TWINS.
She really is a filthy liar. The BBC made a documentary about her, and proved she really is a golddigger. For example, she asked to be introduced by a marriage agency to filthy rich arabs. That no different from prostitution, imo. On Larry King she claimed to be a real model, said she had been on the cover of Vogue and other mags, but she was a page three (topless) model (fyi big ugly brown nipples), yuck. She is far too ugly to be a real fashion model. And she had never had a real job in het life. Of course people hate het.
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