Hello?
Ack!
The fact that Paris Hilton is iconic enough now to be parodied in commercials, television and movies is severely depressing.
Haha The commercial is funny! And Im sure Paris Hilton would do something stupid like that!
I've watched it twice and I still don't get it. *feeling a bit like Paris*
I am so sick of this person. Please can someone tell me what her talent is? can she sing or dance or act. Hell she is not even pretty.
Life is not fair.
uhm, ok
how on earth is that "too hot" for TV?!?!?!??!?!?!
Wait...do people in Australia know who Parisore is???? Shit. I just don't get why she's famous.
Can someone explain the commercial to me, I don't get it!
I'm Aussie. They are airing this on TV at the moment. It's stupid and doesn't make me want to buy Ocean Spray. Paris Hilton is f**king moron.
paris would benefit more from a valtrex douche. 
I just don't get why she's famous.
MJF
sex tape!
And yet another member of the { VALTREX CREW }! 
If it was Paris, she'd shove that bottle up her ass.
Paris Hilton is not the first professional celebrity; that is to say, her job is being famous, totally unrelated to any particular talent. Zsa Zsa Gabor, who for a time was in the Hilton family, is a good example and goes 'way 'way back. You could say the same of Jackie Kennedy, George Hamilton, most game show panelists, etc. It ain't new.
why is paris remotely famous in australia? and this has so got to be a true story....
henway | 05.18.06 - 6:26 pm |
Uh yeah...but most of them had CLASS!!!
Someone needs to give her a colonic with jet A fuel....then she needs to fart on a match.
I can't fathom Paris Hilton and Jackie Kennedy living on the same planet, much less compared to each other.
It would've been funnier if bitch would've gotten her brain bashed in with that jug.
I STILL just don't understand why it's so hard for her to keep her vagina covered - I have a vagina, it has NEVER EVER escaped from my clothes........what gives?
I have a vagina, it has NEVER EVER escaped from my clothes........what gives?
jenner
it sneaks out at night when you're asleep!
jenner | 05.18.06 - 6:30 pm | #
You have something she doesn't: A modicum of self respect. She's a walking herp sore. Like those puppets on that Dave Chappelle episode, lol.
jenner | 05.18.06 - 6:30 pm |
I have video to the contrary, jenner!
the reason i pay so much attention to parasite is just to see what she'll do next. and believe me, she'll screw up royally one of these days... 
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 6:34 pm | #
WHEN?!?!?! Enlighten me, all-knowing one!
I have video to the contrary, jenner!
MJF | 05.18.06 - 6:33 pm | #
NOT MY FAULT - as Spin said, it's sneaking out when I'm asleep, surely I can't be held responsible?
Yeah jenner, she totally has a houdini vadge. Now you see it... and now you see it.
What a fantastic commercial! Why can't American TV show these type of ads?
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 6:35 pm | #
she's like a train travelling at 100 miles per hour, and you just know there's a bad piece of track just up ahead.
jenner | 05.18.06 - 6:35 pm |
And it's the life of the party too! You should see what it does with the lampshade.
Now you see it... and now you see it.
the betsy | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 6:36 pm | #
I know, it just WON'T GO AWAY *cries*
MJF | 05.18.06 - 6:39 pm | #
well, it's nice to know at least ONE part of me is out having a good time
OK, when Scout's not busy, we have to get her to create a vagina with a lampshade
I'm from Australia too, but the ending on that ad is different to the one we see on TV. 'Paris' holds the bottle as if she doesn't know what to do with it and we don't see her drink out of the bottle. It's hott for TV cos it still airs! (But I still don't drink Ocean Spray)
(But I still don't drink Ocean Spray)
Yoda | 05.18.06 - 6:55 pm | #
In the actual ad after the 'you like drink it' there is no colon drain. SHe just says 'SHUTUP!!" and thats it.
As for why she is famous here... for the same reason she is famous in the states, cause shes a slut.
jenner | 05.18.06 - 6:30 pm | #
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i thought the same thing too, jenner but i woke up one day and found my had left a note not to worry, she was going to be out late....
For those who don't get it, it just might be too simple to get. The take home message is that Paris Hilton is an idiot. She hears 'detox' and only knows 'colonic'; she can't imagine that you might drink something to detox your system -that there is some other way to do it besides shooting stuff up your ass.
OMG I was like the other day makin fun of the college bitches next door with my roomate talking like this commercial...its like perfect display of how cali hoes talk like wayyyyyyyyy
p.s - count how many "like" occurs in the above sentence.
Paris probably puts it in her snatch.
that girl is prettier then paris.
letinstar | 05.18.06 - 7:20 pm | #
well at least she's COURTEOUS - SPIN CYCLE had to tell me mine was goin' on late night adventures
New pictures....Brit almost drops SPF
http://forums.hollywood.com/grou...044/m/
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jenner | 05.18.06 - 8:04 pm | #
OMG, it's a detachable vagina! lmao
I thought Cranberry juice was good for your vagina!? THAT'S why they put 'Paris' in there. She thinks it will get rid of her sores.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 8:14 pm | #
I KNOW - when I read Letinstar's post that's the FIRST thing I thought of
i'm australian and our commercial is actually a bit different, it doesn't feature the dumb bitch drinking it out of a colonics tube. but yes, paris is a celebrity in australia. she came out here a while ago to film that piece of shit movie and, in true paris style, hooked up with a number of D-grade aussie celebs like one of the losers booted off australian idol. stupid ho.
Oh thats so cute ... where do you think Australia is? With the wonders of modern technology we here in Australia know who Paris Hilton is...and thank god we just got electricity down here so we can use the internet (that was sarscasm, yes we have that too!!) Sadly Australians are drawn to American C grade celebrities...And we LOVE our Michael K!!
Yeh we love u down here MK!! Paris is a dumbslut slut!!
Miss M | 05.18.06 - 8:32 pm | #
my father lives in Australia - thank god you guys got that electricity, I've JUST RECENTLY been able to phone him at last 
For those who don't understand the commercial, it’s a parody of Paris's stupidity. They are making fun of the fact that she is such a HO. It is medical proven that cranberries are the best natural detox for your Vagina. That's why they picked the BLISTER SISTERS for this commercial. Cranberries cleanse the system, but Paris is so stupid in the commercial she doesn't under stand the difference between detox and colonic. They are making fun of the fact that the REAL Paris probably would hope the cranberry juice would cure her anal herpes.
all due respect mel, but were people SERIOUSLY confused about this commercial???? 
Jenner, Im sure paris hilton fans would b confused by the add
Shell | 05.18.06 - 9:28 pm | #
oh, Paris Hilton FANS, sure, no doubt
paris hilton's famous in australia, but im not sure everyone would know about her colonic cleansing pictures..i live in australia and i get the ad, but if you didnt follow the gossip rags im not sure you'd understand..?
Yeh true Kerry although I think it was in might of been in NW a little while ago!! Cant remeber though
even is some aussies didnt see paris' colonic photos they would still understand that is mock of paris and her circle of friends!! LOL i hate that add though, its always played through big brother!! .. as for milsy (aka paris' fling while in australia) well 2 C grade stars do make a match dont they? LOL word on the inside is they NEVER actually slept together though ... it was all a big publicity stunt - though they did share a hotel room and "hang out"
Most stupid commercial ever!
Lohan Roberto, why is it the stupidest commercial ever?
And as others have mentioned, the commercial that airs on Australian tv (i'm australian) is different. After the Nicky Hilton impersonator says "You drink it" the Paris on goes "Shut up!" as if to imply that drinking something will make her gain weight so she doesn't want to drink it.
hey guys! we aren't dumbasses down here you know?! we know who parasite is, and we've seen that commercial...
i'm a down under d-listed regular. Cheers.
oh and Paris was down here a two years ago? for our Melbourne cup and fucked some australian idol drop out, it was all in the papers. can you get any lamer?
When she asks "where does it go?" She picks up the tubing and looks confused. It is a rectal tube that goes in the anus and liquid is pushed through your bowels (a colonic). The other girl tells her you're supposed to drink it. She takes the rectal tube and uses it as a straw, drinking the cranberry juice. Now that's a PARIS kind of dumb.
I still don't understand where the confusion was........I don't care if you're American, Australian, or Canadian like me, that has no relevance here - I didn't find A SINGLE aspect of that commercial "confusing" and I'm not sure why people keep "explaining" it
Hey, jenner!
hey jennifer - sorry, was over ranting AGAIN in the britney thread
Me, too! I'm sick of all of these vapid whores!
oh I LOVE the vapid whores, who else would I make fun of? But there are exceptions - Paris, Britney, Lohan - still room on that Death Plane? (I know the Short Bus to hell is getting full, not sure about the seating situation on the Death Plane........)
We can put them on the Plane of Death. They aren't allowed on the Short Bus to Hell. I'll run them over, though Shitney may damage the under carriage.
Her sex tape's bad, she can't do anything good, even her dick-sucking skills sucks, so why is she so famous?!
This bitch only knows cranberry juice as something to mix vodka with.
The fact that Paris Hilton is iconic enough now to be parodied in commercials, television and movies is severely depressing.
Sebastian | 05.18.06 - 6:18 pm | #
No kidding. I know that there have been plenty of "famous for being famous" folk before her, but Parasite takes the cake. At least the others were attractive, witty, or starred in a few decent movies. This chick ain't did squat but get on my last nerve.
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