what a shame people like her are allowed to breed
Shit how is she this incompetent! 13 yr. old girls who were not properly raised themselves can do a better job. Ridiculous!
MK that is really scary and upsetting allready
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! I can't take it anymore.
Why does she always have to hold him? Stroller? I am at a loss
OMG, look at that poor child. Brit's too stupid to multi-task (hold a drink and SPF). She is going to KILL that baby!
Britney is like a joke that isn't funny anymore. this sh@#! is ridiculous
She should not be a mother to one let alone having another - well no wonders her brain have gone to mush - she was stabbed with the KFed dumb stick!
Can you imagine what goes on that we don't see??? She has people to help her mind her child yet she still puts him in danger... now she's going to do it to yet another innocent victim of sex between two imbeciles.
This is at the point where its getting scary. She just can't get it right.
seriously-where the fuck is family services when you need them. I really don't understand how this bitch is any different from a crack head mother-he really needs to be taken away from her.
She didn't even drop the drink to save spf?
where's Long Island Irish? she's gonna go postal when she sees this! 
All I keep thinking oh my god I know why she is having another baby it's going to be a baby on deck for whenever she hurts SPF to the point he needs a transplant for somthing cause damn 8 months old and already he's a master of pain.
The drink, MK! What about the drink? Is it okay? Did she save it?
can i just adopt him already? (of course, brit would have to pay for him, there's no way i could afford him)
thank god for mustached-potn-star body guard.
Brit Brit, please put the drink down and concentrate on your baby. Buy yourself an umbrella stroller--they're lightweight and easy to maneuver and cost only $20, bitch.
would someone hire this poor kid an au pair? For ther love of GOD!
that should read: "mustached-porn-star"
way too many cold pills today
where's Long Island Irish? she's gonna go postal when she sees this!
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 6:43 pm | #
totally what I was gonna say!!!! NO ONE LET LONG ISLAND IRISH SEE THIS, it'll just be too much for her 
I think we at Dlisted should get a collection started to buy that baby. You know she's so trashy that she'd sell him for a bag of Cheetos.
can't take the trailerpark out of the girl.
She's a young mother with a lot to learn. I'm really surprised her mother isn't around helping her. She should carry the baby in one of those things Angelina carried her little girl in when she was that age.
poor baby
a drink and a 20 lb baby. not that hard. i'm a terribly clumsy person, and even I can manage to carry my 3 year old and 4 year old at the same time, one in each arm.
for some reason this made me LOL.
Hey, mistakes happen....apparently alot where Britney's concerned!!! The nanny needs to stop letting her hold the baby!
seriously, I know she's a first time mom, and you learn from mistakes & stuff, but I am now 100% convinced this "woman" is mentally challenged - I'm not kidding.
Anyone notice how the dude's face is WAAAAAAAAY more concerned than Britney's?????????
BTW...lovin' the black bra with a white halter top....maternity no less!
WTF ? Is somebody gonna take this kid from that garbage disposal already ? By the time CPS takes him he`ll be dead !
I love the look of her face, looks like she doesn't care, hilarious!!!
And she's got another one on the way, folks!
*Gunshot*
I'm serious, let me adopt him... Brit can visit, as long as she doesn't touch him. But they'll have to put me in some kind of protection prorgram, cuz korn-fed ain't coming near my place.
Way to support his head there, Brit. Nice job.
ROTFLMAO@U M.K TOO FUNNY!
Oh, no Brit!!!! not again...
this is too much, i can't handle it anymore...
*getting the superhero outfit off the closet to try to save poor SPF*
What a fucking fuckface
seriously, I know she's a first time mom, and you learn from mistakes & stuff, but I am now 100% convinced this "woman" is mentally challenged - I'm not kidding.
Anyone notice how the dude's face is WAAAAAAAAY more concerned than Britney's?????????
jenner | 05.18.06 - 6:46 pm | #
you are totally right!!!
I hate to say it, but maybe little Sean would be better off with dad. Didn't Shar say he was an awesome father?
People please, what is your problem. He had a accident that was not her fault even the nanny said her self after she was fired!! SPF and Britney are fine, she triped, I guess none of you have triped. Don't be jelous haters.
cuz korn-fed ain't coming near my place.
The Graduated Muffin | 05.18.06 - 6:48 pm |
He doesn't give a fuck about his kids, he won't even notice he's gone!
hell, i think being in the same room and standing six feet apart from kornfed can get a chick pregnant.
Down To Earth | 05.18.06 - 6:49 pm |
She's been "trippin" WAY too frequently of late, dear.
Down To Earth | 05.18.06 - 6:49 pm
Triped?
DID SHE SAVE HER FUCKING FRAPPUCHINO???
Hey, have you guys noticed KFED and Brit have not been photographed together in a few weeks?
Down To Earth | 05.18.06 - 6:49 pm | #
Jealous of what, precisely?
All I know is, I was 22 when I had my daughter, younger than Brit was, and I knew nothing about babies, but I learned thatfast. She just won't, or doesn't care. Probably both.
a baby is not a fucking accessory
i never thought i'd say christina aguilera was 10x classier than britney spears. good lord
Long Island Irish!!!!!
Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
LA | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 6:51 pm | #
absolutely, L.A.! i think he's big pimpin' in malibu while she's in new york.
I had my son at a young age too. And I knew enough to know NOT TO FUCKIN' DROP HIM!!!
Down To Earth | 05.18.06 - 6:49 pm | #
no, I can honestly say I never have triped..........
And I AM jealous of Britney, you're right there, I too wanna be married to K-Fed, have to bone his wifebetaer skanky ass, spawn 2 of his kids, and drop them everywhere I go........
the baby is reaching for that guy! trying to get away from his fucktard mom probably
That's cuz you're not a butt-munch MJF 
I think mustache pornstar man was just trying to cop a feel on the maternity boob.
Britney: "Oh shit mah baby, yall."
http://
www.associatedcontent.com...hed_pounds.Html
when i saw britney on letterman recently, it appeared to me that she has the i.q. of a bag of hammers.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! I can't take it anymore.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 6:39 pm | #
Easy with the language there,Blue Rose.
Some of us are believers and are offended by the use of the lord's name in vain. (And I'm not a religous conservative,believe me)
Now,back to our regularly scheduled program...Brit is making some serious errors in judgement as of late;I hope it stops soon before her baby is seriously hurt.
Hey Down-to-Earth - Spellcheck is your friend. Use it. A lot.
DID SHE SAVE HER FUCKING FRAPPUCHINO???
Noni | 05.18.06 - 6:50 pm | #
that IS the most important thing, you're right 
SAVE SPF AND THE FRAPPUCINO
Down To Earth | 05.18.06 - 6:49 pm | #
umm she keeps doing shit like every day....
You know this is really sad. It just proves she's an incompetent hick!
Damnnnnn!!! That kid's going to have some serious whiplash... You know Britney would've dropped SPF on his head in front of a million paparazzi before she dropped her precious cheeto-redbull-whipped cream frappuccino.
can you just imagine the photo - if that man had not been near her?
seriously. it gives me chills at the thought of what would have been.
yes, mistakes can happen. but you should always use your brain to try and avoid mistakes.
when you are obviously pregnant (belly showing)...dont carry a child and a drink thru a crowd w/ the paparzi cameras flashing, probably wearing some type of "fashionable" not reasonable shoes...
you THINK and you put the child in a stroller, or dont carry the drink, or wear proper clothing that wont get in the way, or have someone help you.
ugggg
MJF, you know damn well you dropped your kid on the head, fed it meth and cheetos, and then put Schlitz in it's bottle! Fess up, hookah!
at first I felt bad for her being a first-time mother and all but this is just ridiculous.
get a stroller! poor baby
Britney: "Oh shit mah baby, yall."
http:// www.associatedcontent.com...hed_pounds.Html
Johnny Digital | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 6:54 pm | #
LMAO, I love when people imitate her and say yall 
poor little cheeto...
BRIT you Bitch ! Im gonna drop you on your head and see how you like it !!!!!Watch bitch that bullshit. Thats your ass trashbag. Does anybody know where this WHORE live`s ???
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 6:51 pm | #
totally my case, Blue, and also i am an only child!!! no siblings around to practise or anything!!!
What's so scary is that she seems not to give a f*** about Sean Preston!!!!
Brit!!! get a grip, hide a full time nurse, put Sean on a stroller or carry him in those baby holders, c'mon it's not that hard!!!
*long, despairing sigh*
Canadian_Black | 05.18.06 - 6:54 pm | #
Sorry, shejustmakesmesomad!
aahhhhhhhhhhh. i leave work. come home, and already a new britney fuck up. what is next?!!
she tripped because SHE NEVER HEMS HER FUCKIN JEANS.....
motherfucker!!!! that baby's life spam is like what.....3 years?
alice/malice | 05.18.06 - 6:56 pm | #
love that avvie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she needs to stop going out in public
She makes my eyelid twitch....
Britney and Jordan can do an "OK" photo shoot with their brain-addled children, while their brain-addled husbands jerk each other off in the background and argue over whose music sucks more. Fo' Shizzle!
"PLEASE DOES ANYBODY NO WHERE THIS BITCH LIVES " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Easy with the labels there, Canadian Rose. Some of us actually have the few brain cells left to not be seduced into worshipping misogynistic dogma written by money-hungry fore-FATHERS.
I'm offended by Christians, conservative or not. Take your goddamn censorship somewhere else.
This is so sad. Someone help her, please!
thanks jenner- i'm floating between my chris martin avatar and this one. even named one of my cats Max!
Mousie Loves First Class | 05.18.06 - 6:55 pm
...don't forget the heroin, Mousie. Nothin' but the best for my boy! And even then, I knew enough to support his head when he was all trippy and shit!
Jesus, this is becoming a fucking daily event! I can't believe how trashy this bitch is. Are we keeping a tally? I've totally lost track of how many times little SPF has been in a life-threatening situation...
He's be better off left in the woods to be raised by wolves.
I can definately make room for one more. It's even ok if he's been dropped on his head a few times, really. Hell him and Kate will get along great.
I guess her momma's too busy whoring out Jamie Lynn to help out
i'm a mom of 3 kids all born within 33 months of each other, I have multitasked many times with 1 walking, 1 in a stroller and 1 in a baby carrier and its not easy let alone being in the public eye...
I really feel sorry for her
OMMG we have to watch our language in here shit! I am going to hell for sure..
That's tripey MJF not trippy
BEN DOVER | 05.18.06 - 6:59 pm | #
she lives in malibu, but go see k-fed first, please!
Scout I think when you made that avvie it set things into motion in the cosmos.
HAHA! MJF! Kick that shit!
but she has ONE kid. and she screws up at least once a week.
i'm a mom of 3 kids all born within 33 months of each other, I have multitasked many times with 1 walking, 1 in a stroller and 1 in a baby carrier and its not easy let alone being in the public eye...
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 7:01 pm | #
And she can't handle it with one, I truly fear for SPF and the other one when she's got 2.
ROFLMAO! What an idiot! Thank God she didn't drop her friggin' drink!
can you just imagine the photo - if that man had not been near her?
jeep chic | 05.18.06 - 6:55 pm | #
OMG!!! thinking about that is making me physically ill right now...
so terribly sad...
That's tripey MJF not trippy
The Graduated Muffin | 05.18.06 - 7:01 pm |
Only if you're butt-munchin'!
BEN DOVER | 05.18.06 - 6:59 pm | #
SOMEONE HELP BEN DOVER PLEASE he's about to have a heart attack (as upset as I was with that pic of Ryan Seacrest next to the Stanley Cup)
Vivalashameless, you rock!
OMG!!! thinking about that is making me physically ill right now...
so terribly sad...
vanina | 05.18.06 - 7:03 pm | #
i agree
as her husband plays pinball machines at
7-11...............................
Canadian_Black | 05.18.06 - 6:54 pm | #
Sorry, shejustmakesmesomad!
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 6:57 pm | #
No,prob..
Man,when the tabloids get a hold of this pic !! What would have happened if that security guard wasn't right there at that very moment !!
can you just imagine the photo - if that man had not been near her?
jeep chic | 05.18.06 - 6:55 pm | #
OK that really HAS scared me now, I don't wanna picture that shit
*shudders*
Oh yeah...she's pregnant. Someone better teach her how to juggle and FAST.
i have had many a time a kid JERK BACK like that, whether or not i have tripped or the baby JERKED and its REALLY SCAREY to say the least.
I have dropped countless purses, groceries, you name it I dropped it when my baby did 'the jerk'.
not to be a twat, but maybe if there werent elevnty billion people following her around and chasing her, then these things might not happen? i dunno.
can you just imagine the photo - if that man had not been near her?
jeep chic | 05.18.06 - 6:55 pm | #
Oh God, that literally makes me ill.
Come on! How many people in this 'chat room' even have kids?
If you did have kids, you'd have more sympathy and be grateful you aren't followed by paps all the time.
Oh wait...if we get her one of those hats that holds beer cans on the side, she can put her Moolatte in there and still have both hands free for dropping babies.
I checked out all the pics on TMZ. There is one worse than this where SPF looks as if he's going head first on the pavement yet Britney's expression never changes.
Where's her Manny? SPF looked safe in his arms.
Come on! How many people in this 'chat room' even have kids?
If you did have kids, you'd have more sympathy and be grateful you aren't followed by paps all the time.
moi | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 7:06 pm | #
we have had that discussion before on that subject. Either leave the kids at home, dont have kids, or dont be in the public eye.
I have made mucho mistakes and grateful no one follows me around.
I Have 2 kids! and I never drove with a kid on my lap or with the top down with a kid slumped over nor did I almost drop a kid! and my kids wore hats in the sun,,shall I go on?
phenonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:06 pm | #
i actually thought that too, but i think britney wants the attention most of the time.
THANKS {MPCMIKE} THIS BITCH AND K - SLOB ARE GOING DOWN !!! TWO NEW VOODOO DOLLS TO MY SHELF !
i don't have kids, but i used to carry my little bro a lot, even when he was spf's age. i loved helping out with him. yes, he always tried to do the jerk-back too, but i made sure i either had him with both arms, OR, dropped whatever the hell else was in my other hand.
Her face doesn't even look scared! She's like, "Eh. This kid falls all the time. He'll be alright."
Why is it that stupid white trash are the most fertile people on the planet?????
do you know how hard it is to hold a baby AND carry a Frappacino?
Well?
moi | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 7:06 pm |
*raising hand* I've raised 3 of the little varmits and I have yet to drop a one on it's head. And as far as distractions go, I managed not to drop them while wrangling horses, german shepards AND my BLACK COFFEE simultaneously!
Come on! How many people in this 'chat room' even have kids?
moi | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 7:06 pm | #
I have a diabetic daughter, and I've almost lost her-literally- so I really have to watch her. Brit is negligent and self-centered, and gets no sympathy for me. SPF does.
i can only imagine what its like to be carrying your child, while people are grabbing at you, yelling things at you, and 1000 lightbubls are flashing in your face. and to tell someone not to be in the public eye is retarded, because if they werent we'd all have nothing to do all day. cant bite the hand that feeds you.
^And when I say "Lost" I don't mean my CPS.
I'm offended by Christians, conservative or not. Take your goddamn censorship somewhere else.
Noni | 05.18.06 - 6:59 pm | #
Ok,Noni..I will because you told me to.
Noni,you learn to love us liberals,
because we believe in gay marriage,ordaining women as priests,full and totally reproductive choice for
women (pro-life).
We would love to see Pat Roberston,
Jimmy Swaggart and the rest of their kind to disappear just as much as you do.
Bye
this is fun bashing Britney as always, but I gotta go - good night all!!!! Sorry, goodnight Y'ALL
moi | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 7:06 pm | #
i do have a child...
and no, i don't have any sympathy for her...
Please buy this idiot a stroller with a drink holder, or at least a Baby Bjorn to carry her baby. How is it that this chick wasn't seen without her bodyguard Big Bubba or whatever before she had this baby, but now she has NO ONE to help her carry her crap!?
Night Jenner!
phenonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:10 pm |
Yeah...you wanna explain that "we'd have nothing to do all day" line? 'cause I KNOW you didn't mean us.
bite the hand that feeds us? she's not really providing anything other than 'entertainment' to us. i think it would have been smarter of her to not carry a drink with her. what kind of drink is she carrying anyway? i can't see it in the pic. it's probably a latte or some shit. i don't think prego women are supposed to drink caffeine are they?
Aw man! It was getting fun! Oh well...G'night Jenner! Don't let the K-fugs bite.
What is she feeding that poor baby? That dumb bitch is going to kill him before he hits his first birthday!
here is a good point to ponder.. other celebs have babies.. she is NOT the only one.. how do THEY manage not to fuck up so bad in the public eye?
she needs full time help.. that's all
I see other celeb moms manage very well in public...
who's the helpful hand? cute if he'd lose the stach.
MJF i definitely meant us
God, how is she going to handle two? Let the nanny hold him, you moron. Poor kid. I think he's already retarded.
At least she didn't leave him in the taxi last night, I guess.
because if they werent we'd all have nothing to do all day. cant bite the hand that feeds you.
phenonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:10 pm | #
Do you think we want a child to die so we can be bitchy about someone? And I don't know anyone who's here all day.
Good Night Jenner!!!!!
*kisses goodbye to jenner*
I've wondered how she hasn't dropped him yet or stumbled since she wears heels a lot. I never dared. Holding a drink, holding her son, and walking through a crowd of people, I wonder now if she's depressed as hell. She seems so empty-headed sometimes.
Add me to the list of non-dropping-baby-moms. Plus, do you really think being followed by the "paps" makes her make these constant bad decisions?
im not saying shes smart or stupid, i think we can all fill in blanks in regards to that. but lets be real, if she werent being photographed by a million people then we wouldnt have anything to talk about right now.
At least she didn't leave him in the taxi last night, I guess.
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:14 pm | #
reminds me of Sharon Stone who left her 1st kid in the limo w/the sitter/handler/wtf-ever and she got shit for it.
why even bring the kid if your not taking him in and just go out alone and see him when your done?
how many of us that have kids walk around with 3 bodyguards? if they hadn't been there, sheesh!
Jeeezus Christ----where is the new manny???????? WTF??
As a good DLi$tologist, i suggest that we the flock contribute to charity, all chip in fifty cents, a copy of "What to Expect The 1st Year" and a bag of goddamn Cheetos and send them to this dumb whore before she seriously injures this baby.
why even bring the kid if your not taking him in and just go out alone and see him when your done?
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 7:15 pm | #
THANK YOU!
he's already mentally challenged, right? i mean with those parents he isn't going to be the smartest kid. but really she is a completely incompetent tard. when is the paparazi excuse coming?
blue rose, why even ask a question that stupid, you know i dont think anyone wants to child to die. dramarama.
dramarama.
phenonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:16 pm | #
Why, them's fighting words!
Look at her face! She's probably more concerned about spilling that drink in her hand. The guy behind her who is trying to not have a baby die on the sidewalk looks more worried than the kids OWN MOTHER.
Why oh WHY hasn't protective services taken this kid away? He can go live with Shar and K-Fed's other kids. Hey, its sorta like family!
my last Brit comment.. I have said this before she is not very bright..
look who she married
design_officer | 05.18.06 - 7:16 pm |
maybe, maybe not, but i don't care what anybody says, he's a lil cutiepie
a few days back i had to carry my 9year old daughter into the ER b/c she was having severe abdomen pain (thought appendicitus) and this 9yo was kicking and screaming in pain and I managed to keep her up and off the floor.
but that goes back to my earlier comment on when babies do 'the jerk' w/o warning.
again i feel sorry for Britney
MJF i definitely meant us
phenonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:14 pm |
Maybe YOU'D have nothing better to do all day, but some of US do. And, quite frankly, that hand hasn't fed me anything but cheeto dust. I'm getting tired of this. People who defend baby-dropping are officially not worth responding to. *turning to follow Jenner out* Good night everyone! Hope she doesn't attempt any more carries tonight!
Nobody got Brit a baby bjorn? SPF would benefit from that purchase. Not that there aren't a thousand other problems with her parenting.
well you know that was a dramatic reply, i really do understand your point. i think shes a grade a idiot, but thats based more on things shes said in public before.
i just think its a valid point to consider the circumstances of her walking down the street. theres much more going on than any of us will ever have to deal with. as for that lil one in the car, well, everything has already been said about that.
Where the hell is Long Island Irish? She's gonna shit a solid gold brick when she sees this.
MJF | 05.18.06 - 7:19 pm | #
my bad, thats why ive seen you reply to every post today. silly me. and me not being worth responding to is exactly why you did such a thing right?
phenonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:19 pm | #
I can imagine that it's more difficult with the paps following you, but she should just leave him with someone-who'll take care of him-instead of carting him everywhere.
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that she's actually knocked up again, and not just fat. Still, she looks fug in this picture. But at least she's wearing a bra. This time.
shes probably thinking that by being seen carrying him and 'bonding' that people wont accuse her of being the typical hollywood mom who lets the nannies raise the children while theyre out having fun. which is admirable, but obviously in her case she needs the help.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 7:20 pm | #
C'mon Blue, let's shout together, maybe she can hear us!!!!
Loooong Isslannnnndddddd!!!!!!!!
i still wanna adopt him
Night MJF.
M-M-M-Mishy | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 7:23 pm | #
Yeah, and it doesn't mathc, either.
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 6:54 pm
THANKFUCKINGYOU!!!!!!!
ME TOOO!!!!
THIS BITCH IS AS DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS......whew...sigh..
Methinks....to her the kid is just an accessory like a fucking bag or her mini cooper...and since everyone has two...she went out and got herself another one!
This is not funny anymore?And to think she will have another baby?WTF!She needs help!
God, even I know that you're supposed to support the back of the baby's head as much as possible! Has she not seen "Terms of Endearment" where Jeff Daniels is running after Deb Winger with their baby in a papoose against his chest? He is holding that kid's head at all times. Of course, because Jeff in real life was a father of at least four kids by then (1983) and he knew how to hold one!
i work three days and off 4, then vice-versa, so sometimes i'm on here all day, especially a rainy day like today. *hangs head in shame*
i think SPF is gorgeous, reminded me of my son, very cuddly (not fat). My son is now 11 was a chunky baby and now is skin and bones and eats double what his dad & I eat!
*match
it's not a Frappucino; it was a gin & tonic
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 7:24 pm | #
what did i say? NEVER apolgize on Dlisted!
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 7:24 pm | #
Oh, raise your head back up! Pfft.
It cannot be easy to try and walk with a baby, a drink and paparazzi all over you. Just waiting for you to screw up. One of them probably tripped her just to get that picture.
I had my first child at 19 and I learned pretty damn quickly! Being young and a first time mother is no excuse. Not to mention that she has all the money in the world. Why in the hell doesn't she put the poor child in a nice comfy stroller when she knows there will be a bunch of paparazzi after her? Why would you ever try to carry a wiggly baby in one hand and a drink in the other though a massive crowd of people? Normal people just DO NOT DO THINGS LIKE THAT! She makes me insane. I want to shake her!
MPC...quit ripping on Brit and get out that guitar. I thought I was promised some Pearl Jam.
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 7:26 pm | #
you're right. i've got skills!
I want to shake her!
Dammit! | 05.18.06 - 7:27 pm | #
Don't give her any ideas. *Shudder*
Me | 05.18.06 - 7:27 pm | #
funny but sadly possibly true
Bonnie Blue | 05.18.06 - 7:27 pm | #
i'm kinda wary- it's storming like a bitch here.
HELLO....WHAT KIND OF SHOES IS THE BITCH WEARING?
JENNER LOL . This bitch is gonna make me pop a nerve already. I think i will stay off my meds, for two days then pay this slut a visit !
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 7:29 pm | #
Fine. I'll remember that.
Bonnie Blue | 05.18.06 - 7:31 pm | #
i'll pull out the old flat top.
I just went to TMZ and looked at the pics.. she tripped and never let go of the drink to grab her son.. I am sorry she is a fucking idiot
vanina | 05.18.06 - 7:23 pm | #
ARE YOU A "REAL"WITCH?
after this I hope Britney just goes into hiding or leaves SPF at home
is it tripping anyone else out that Bonnie Blue's avatar is a Blue Rose
i keep looking at it then being confused as to who is replying. oooo irony.
phenonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:33 pm | #
LOL
that moustache guy reminds me of someone, i just can't put my finger on it.
Can't somebody in Child Protective Services do something?! This is beginning to happen on a daily to weekly basis. What a stupid bitch. She doesn't deserve to have 1 kid, let alone 2!
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 7:32 pm | #
YAY!
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 7:32 pm | #
YEah, saw tha at TMZ. She is just too stupid for words.
Go to the TMZ link -- there are 5 pics, and yes that looks like a gin and tonic. Even after the save, her facial expression never registers concern. She's messed up.
that moustache guy reminds me of someone, i just can't put my finger on it.
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 7:34 pm | #
Me too, i's been bugging me since I saw him on here yesterday.
phenonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:33 pm | #
LOL
Sorry for the confusion. I'll admit it...I've been lazy and I can't find an avatar I really like so I went for that as a cop out.
No offense blue rose.
Oh my God! Tom Cruise is trying to steal SPF!
he should win some kind of bodyguard award or something.
is it tripping anyone else out that Bonnie Blue's avatar is a Blue Rose
not me.. me and Bonnie go waay back she had hearts are of of the few that have not changed their avatars
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 7:34 pm | #
im thinking aging 70s porn star?
reminds me of ANCHORMAN w/the flaming stashe
I meant she AND hearts sorry
No offense blue rose.
Bonnie Blue | 05.18.06 - 7:36 pm | #
Hell no, you've had that rose avatar long than I've been posting here.
Daaaaamn!!
That baby is tossed around like a rag doll.
*longer
katie i was semi joking, although for a split second i have avatar/username dislexia. im just a lazy bastard who doesnt have one at all.
Stupid cunt.
the bodyguard looks like a young Dan
Akyroyd from SNL days
henonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:36 pm
there's that, but maybe a young dan akroyd?
i did have*
the bodyguard looks like a young Dan
Akyroyd from SNL days
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 7:37 pm | #
i think your on track!
vanina | 05.18.06 - 7:23 pm | #
ARE YOU A "REAL"WITCH?
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:32 pm | #
what do you mean????
a young dan akroyd being fluffed for his next scene? if so, then im sold! hehe
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 7:37 pm | #
that's about the 10th time we've said the same thing!
Left hand...right hand...isn't SPF in her left hand and not a drink?
omg ITS BORAT
ita hard to keep up with everyone changing avatars all the time.. I had the same one for a long time,, I decided to keep this one just so people would know who I was! I love all the great ones though !!
Me too, i's been bugging me since I saw him on here yesterday.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 7:35 pm | #
he looks like some Village people guy...or a porn star!!!
(
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 7:40 pm |
#
looks like my neighbors dog w/o the toy! LOL
mike we watch the same TV shows
phenonymous | 05.18.06 - 7:37 pm | #
Well, the truth is....Blue Rose and I are just fucking with your head. Total mind fuck!
the bodyguard looks like a young Dan
Akyroyd from SNL days
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 7:37 pm | #
THAT'S IT! Britney, you ignorant slut!
great minds think alike
Ok, I have a problem when it comes to the car seat issues, but I feel bad for her here. It's got to be hard to walk when there are always people around you, trying to get close and taking your picture. Besides, I had the WORST balance when I was pregnant. I fell ALL THE TIME!! It's not like she was TRYING to fall. Geesh, people!
i'll be on Dlisted tonight since 'hubby' is out of town and its almost kiddies bedtime.
takes her vodka & allergy pills!
i always like a good fucking! carry on.
he's a good bodyguard, better than kevin costner.
Looking at the MXZ website it says she said "this is why I need a gun" after she almost dropped her kid. Noooooo, you need a brain and a Bugaboo, beyotch.
i wish MK could have worked that chat thingy on his main page to work better!
what did we do before D listed?
thank the heavens for MK and trashy celebs
britney should kick k-fed out and start dating the bodyguard.
NYCMami | 05.18.06 - 7:44 pm | #
Do what now? Stable Mabel would blow that child's head off if she had a gun.
NYCMami | 05.18.06 - 7:44 pm | #
no she needs her cooter sewn shut
I heard Brit-Brit said"this is why I need a gun" read it on another site...
"Britney Spears and Dan Ackroyd in The Bodyguard"
And IIIIIIIIIIIIII
Will always
Love yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuu
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 7:45 pm | #
totally!!! he even looks more concerned than Brit!!!
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 7:47 pm | #
i have that soundtrack in my car I am ashamed to admit!
Katiescarlett
That too. And I love the word 'cooter'. Giggle inducing everytime.
takes her vodka & allergy pills!
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 7:43 pm | #
Sends Vicodin and xanax ... lol
And you know there was alcohol in that drink.............................................
..........
yeah.. i wish there was one big forum we just post in ...
no she needs her cooter sewn shut
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 7:46 pm | #
Now that would be interesting.
anyone else a texas holdem poker slut like me?
Is she drunk, oh gosh Brit
ya'll catch maah kid I can't drop maah drink.......
vanina | 05.18.06 - 7:47 pm | #
how romantic would that be 
I think the bodyguard looks like John Oates back in the day...
shit......... no Survivor tonight... ( sorry hanging head in shame)
scout | 05.18.06 - 7:49 pm | #
i fucking hated Hall & Oates
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 7:49 pm | #
LOL!!! at this point, anything will be better than K-Fed...
I on the other hand luuuuuv Hall & Oates.
I'll still be friends with you kitkat. No one oooooh oooh ooohs like Hall&Oates
me too,k they are from Phila.. where I live....
I'll still be friends with you kitkat. No one oooooh oooh ooohs like Hall&Oates
scout | 05.18.06 - 7:52 pm | #
dont make me cry and spill my vodka!
I feel a tragedy coming on God bless this poor child.
dont make me cry and spill my vodka!
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 7:53 pm | #
If you have to choose, drop the baby instead, lol.
Michael K. has said that he doesn't care how much you post, as long as it's somewhat close to the topic.
topic... Brit is an idiot who needs to stop procreating.. she also needs a nanny full time..please
God... could it be possible that the baby might be in better hands with Michael Jackson???? I know... that was mean.
vodka, pills, babies, prayers all on topic! forgive us for the Hall & Oates part LOL
I'm wondering if it really was the nanny with the highchair now, and not Brit herself.
She should only be allowed to hold him while sitting on the floor surrounded by giant pillows.
I think that if Brit holed up with Chubaka she'd be better off. Well, pretty much anyone or anything is better than KFuck.
count me as loves hall & oates, yeah the guy does kinda look like him so that's on topic.
i never have pity for celebrities but I have lots of PITY for Britney
On topic-Brit needs to have a cattle prod shoved in her poon.
Off topic-I now have "Private Eyes" stuck in my head
OMG! Does she do this shit on purpose, for our entertainment? Poor SPF. She is a walking nightmare.
*shrugs* still down with Hall & Oates
Off topic-I now have "Private Eyes" stuck in my head
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 7:58 pm | #
FUCK so do i now!>/b>
tries to cram "material girl" back into my brain
ok on TOPIC, any fav Britney videos?(or is that not on topic?) lol
TOXIC for me
FUCK so do i now!
tries to cram "material girl" back into my brain
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 7:59 pm | #
"stronger"
oh stronger was a good one too!
i'm a closet britney fan but will cut her down if I feel the need
'rich girl' stuck. in. head...
did it occur to anyone that the drink might have been his bottle and that sometimes people trip especially when paparazzi are hounding them.
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 8:01 pm | #
ok, then... pass me the knife...
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 8:03 pm | #
Look at the pics on TMZ. It's not a bottle, it looks like booze.
as I said before,,,, if you look at other sites.... her jeans are so damn long ...asshole trips on them holding a friggin drink... while carrying a baby,, hello?..... girl is missin a few cards here... put the drink down honey...
she really needs to cut Kfag out for life and retreat to quiet life
She needs to cut Kfed, period. "Don't make me cut a bitch!"
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 8:05 pm | #
or don't take the baby when you know there'll be hell of people out there...
The pathologically stupid one is at it again. It's funny no longer. She's carrying him like a sack of potatoes, his head is flailing about, she almost tripped and dropped him -- where does it end? And the whore, with her tits hanging out, looks as wasted as ever. Her twat should be sewn shut.
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 8:03 pm | #
it's a fucking GLASS - which begs another question - what the hell is she doing walking outdoors with a GLASS?>!?!?!?!?!??!
she is clearly holding a glass anoymous not a baby bottle and it is a bar glass
TMZ is on the money w/all their reporting
O.K., I fell down one step with my kid, and I broke my ankle to keep him from getting hurt (I think I over-compensated and fell the wrong way). I was in a cast for months and took care of two babies. She can't even walk down the street. She is more worried about her drink. Dumbass.
sorry jenner
jenner | 05.18.06 - 8:07 pm | #
"Kev used up all mah plastic cups for his kegger to celebrate our newest lil' cheeto"
Hmm, you know...why didn't the cops get her on the open container laws? That would've been cool. This aint Vagas y'all.
And what I really want to know is, when they are BOTH wasted, who is carrying SPF then? Jamie Lynn? That boy will be lucky if he makes it to his first b-day.
Tang Wei Dong | 05.18.06 - 8:08 pm | #
Story: my MIL(mother in law) called a few months back. Her friend who was walking down the stairs w/her grandson slipped on a step, protected her grandson w/her arms and ended up hitting her head on a step.
She died 10 days later.
I would do anything to protect my kids/grandkids(future).
OMG!!!! a glass!!!WTF!!!....and look at her... doesn't she look...well... a little...drunk???
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 8:10 pm | #
Oh God, that is so sad.
They do have bras out that accomadate halter tops.
OFF TOPIC
waiting for Angelina to drop!
I think she keeps those tabloids in business ... that poor baby.. where the hell is her MOM?
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 8:08 pm | #
BEER!
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 8:09 pm | #
you know, probably not far off
psst - did I offend Mousie in the runaway bride thread??? Making jokes about that movie
BTW - if U haven't noticed, I'm back (temporarily)
seriously I know we are not teens but would anyone buy her music anymore.. knowing what you know?
who is going to buy her shit?
Tang Wei Dong | 05.18.06 - 8:08 pm | #
my mom did the same with me... she fell down the stairs and because she tried to soften the impact she ended up with a broken arm...
but my dad was there so he helped out!!!!
Jenner-I don't think so, I think she was just being goofy.
WHATEVER she was holding, she's a dumb shithead bitch who clearly proves time and time and time again that she's incapable of being a mother.... she should be dropped on her head then run over a few times back and forth... im so sick of seeing her in the media with her BLOG BODY.... EATING like a FaT PiG.... neglicting her kid
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 8:14 pm | #
I'll be completely honest - I know that "oops I did it again" song, and that first single she had, something about beating her up one more time, but that's all I know
*sighs in relief*
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 8:10 pm | #
i'm so sorry, that's really sad
we can only hope that TARA REID never has a child
my mouth to Gods ear
who is going to buy her shit?
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 8:14 pm | #
The same people who pay to see Tom Cruise's movies.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 8:15 pm | #
OK cool - cause I actually forgot a bit to that story, just that they kept telling them "no, it really is Ottawa" and they were like "YA WHATEVER" - it WAS really funny - so I realized after oops without the rest of that story it might just sound like I was like 'what dumb bastards' when it wasn't that at all
It's not booze, she's pregnant. She had a firm grip on him. It's not like this is the first time a multi-tasking mother has stumbled while holding her baby! It's just the first time its happened in front of 20 people taking a photo.
Hi bitches. I've never come on at night after work but I saw this and had to see what my dlist family had to say.
This is too sad. Where's Long Island?
Anyway, go to britney's official website. She's got a "kid friendly" picture up and one of her dumbass poems.
http://www.britneyspears.com/
Fo Sho-Your avatar.
my daughter did at one time... she was 12 then.. she is 17.... now her audience has grown up.. they are gone she is ove.. I am afraid.. she was all
studio made anyways . she had no voice .. we saw her in concert.. she lip synced her way through the entire thing
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 8:10 pm | #
and THAT'S the instinct Britney seems to lack, unfortunately (for SPF and K-Fetus)
hi, fo sho!!!!
welcome to the jungle...
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 8:19 pm | #
i told her it just needs sound to hear Carlton!
fo sho | 05.18.06 - 8:18 pm | #
'mother of the year'
That poem of hers sounds like something you'd write in the 7th grade or something.
Fo Sho -- welcome to the family fold! I love your avatar -- who is that dancing?
fo sho | 05.18.06 - 8:18 pm | #
I'm guessing she wrote that "poem"?????? My god.........I wrote shit like that when I was 11........
ANOTHER beer, Blue Rose
man, I'm gettin' drunk.........
jenner | 05.18.06 - 8:23 pm | #
JINX!
jenner | 05.18.06 - 8:23 pm | #
SHIT!
my poem:
my iq equals my tire pressure
my money is bleeding by my husband
my hair is done by Bit Bit
my songs are written by crazy Swedes
my life, my card ...Mastercard
and yet ANOTHER beer *hic*
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 8:25 pm | #
LOL!!!!!
Wow, it's kind of a different world "after hours"
Moist, you don't know Carlton Banks from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
Moist- that is the one and only Carlton Banks. *Sigh*
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 8:25 pm | #
*wipes tear from eye*
That was beautiful, man *sniff*
Jenner, i'm FED'EX'ing a box of Kleenex your way!
*takes kleenex from kitkat*
thank you
*sniff*
Maybe this has already been said and if so, I apologize. But if this is the way she treats her first born... Oh my fucking god... he will be dead within weeks of his sibling birth and his sibling will be dead (or severly brain damaged within 3 months)! In fact, I wonder if there is an over/under regarding each of their survival....I may have to make a bet.
I saw HallOates a LONG time ago in concert. They were the shit, way back then.
On Topic: I weep for SPF and his future sibling.
GO YANKEES!
Marla Singer | 05.18.06 - 8:29 pm | #
survival of the fittest OR in this case survival WITH a decent mother
Screw Brit and the baby, I wanna hear more about Mr. Stache. I'd so hit it.
Off-topic-Tombstone is on. I love Val Kilmer in that. I'm actually related to Doc Holliday on my dad's side. I guess that tells you what kind of stock I come from, lol.
Anyway......
WAY OFF TOPIC: being subjected to SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH
HELP!
WAIT WAIT WAIT...RELAX.
"I DIDN'T SPILL ANY OF THE DRINK YA'LL"
I can't really judge her on this one. I was walking out of the post office once, holding my son. He was about 2 and I tripped over the curb. He went flying, I literally caught him by his feet and he almost smacked his head into the ground. I still freak out when I think about it. And with people crowding her, I imagine it would be even easier to trip. I guess they'll have to require a body harness to strap them to their momma's That body thing Angelina had would be perfect Invest in one now BRIT!!
Blue Rose - your avatar is so funny. I can't remember but was it really like that in the game? If so, that kind of makes me sad.
fo sho | 05.18.06 - 8:35 pm | #
Yep, lol, he'd punch him like that to get him to eat the enemies.
Kitkat...
That was hilarious!
As for Brit's music. I'll I'm going to say is that Toxic can be fun to dance to when incredibly drunk.
Blue Rose - OMG! I was afraid that I remembered correctly. I was so sheltered as a child!
ok I have officially lost any right I once possessed to make fun of Britney - I just gave myself a splinter with a f*cking match........
Yall need to get a fucking life that could happen to anyone and when you have assholes up in your face with a fucking camera you can lose you balance shit she didnt fucking drop him you dumb fucks
Bonnie Blue | 05.18.06 - 8:38 pm | #
OK I have to download that song, I've heard people talk about it but I've never actually heard the song
(BTW I just heard that "Lady Lumps" song for the first time like a week ago, so........
My daughter liked her music when she was in 3rd grade, when she first came out. She was a fad that was over way before even her last album, whenever that was.
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 8:42 pm | #
I JUST FUCKING SAID my right to bash Britney has been taken away, GEESH
In the DMZ pics, SPF actually looks almost animated in the first one, before the whiplash. Pretty cute, actually.
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 8:42 pm | #
can you explain yourself any clearer?
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 8:43 pm | #
I noticed that. He 'Almost' looks like he's smiling.
Jenner...
Get with the program
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 8:42 pm | #
Jesus, who shit in your oatmeal?
Sorry jenner that splinter was meant to go elsewhere! hehehehehe(giggles)adjusts her Jenner voodoo doll!
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 8:43 pm | #
sorry, can you explain it again???
OMG Blue Rose- just yesterday I commented on you avatar. Now that fo sho mentioned the game, it jogged my memory. I thought that looked familiar! LMAO
It's even funnier now! (I'm slow on the uptake....)
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 8:45 pm | #
DAMN YOU KITKAT
*looking up exorcists in yellow pages*
Bonnie Blue | 05.18.06 - 8:44 pm | #
for real - I LIVE & BREATHE music, but I rarely know any of the "popular" stuff the kids are listening to
www.exorcist.com is NOT taken and is for sale!
jenner | 05.18.06 - 8:49 pm | #
Todays youngsters, and their hippity-hop and devil music!
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 8:49 pm | #
WTF?!?!?
jenner | 05.18.06 - 8:42 pm | #
ever hear a 9yo girl sing MY HUMPS? its too funny and too scarey!
trust me on this!
Look, it's non-sequiter woman!
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 8:50 pm | #
that TOTALLY reminds me of Abe Simpsons shaking his fist as the clouds - ever see that one? It's his driver's license pic too
well, my right to bash her hasn't been taken away, and i believe that neither her nor her 'ghetto fabulous' fuckwad of a husband have any business being parents, period. 
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 8:51 pm | #
I've got the funniest visual in my head
I admit, it's a catchy lil' diddy
but let me ask you this Jenner, did you see the pic of Fergie singing in concert w/her crotch wet b/c she peed herself?
yeah way off fucking topic
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 8:51 pm | #
yeah, I took out one of those wooden matches to light a cig (can't find my lighter) and yeah, WHAM, splinter right in there
SO ya, I have given up all rights to call others stupid
SO YA YOU GOTTA DO IT FOR ME
that TOTALLY reminds me of Abe Simpsons shaking his fist as the clouds - ever see that one? It's his driver's license pic too
LOL, I love Abe!
kitkat - I DID SEE THAT - f*cking grossed me out - "oh I drank water before tHe show then I was jumping around and well you know teehee"
WTF!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Except for that one time I have not pissed myself since I was a baby!!!!!!
jenner | 05.18.06 - 8:53 pm | #
LMAO, that's the real danger of smoking!
i must admit to 'tinkling' myself while pregnant and sneezing!
IT CAN NOT BE HELD IN PEOPLE!
Over on cityrag, apparently Brit has given Kfucktard an ultimatum (the details of which are still being worked out). Either he respects her and SPF, or he's out.
I thought you figured out an ultimatum first, then delivered it. At least it's good news. The fuck is 27 and has already had 4 accidental kids. He should be castrated.
Except for that one time I have not pissed myself since I was a baby!!!!!!
jenner | 05.18.06 - 8:54 pm | #
Did you think I wouldn't catch that? lol What happened?
i must admit to 'tinkling' myself while pregnant and sneezing!
Sneezing, coughing, lauging, BLINKING.
jenner | 05.18.06 - 8:53 pm | #
she'd gain major points from me if she'd lose the wigga, first of all.
yeah, cut her losses
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 8:56 pm | #
ahhh I just fancy myself funny, that's all, didn't REALLY pee myself
I love it when people get all pissed off on here and yell at us
OH MY GOD!!! I LEAVE FOR A FEW HOURS AND COME BACK TO...THIS?!?!?
OKAY! NO ONE DEFEND HER EVER AGAIN! THIS IS NOT OKAY! TAKE THE KID AWAY NOW!!!!
SHE IS GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!
i just recieved word that i must abandon the computer and watch the finale of 'will & grace' or else! *being dragged away...*
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 8:59 pm | #
again??? Who this time? Or do you just mean anonymous?
And yeah, cracks me up too, it's like "well you just told me to fuck off, but I obviously hit a nerve, so ROUND 1 ME!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!! LII is here! Don't have a stroke now, honey.
That poor kid. Whether or not he "jerked" like that, if you're going out into a storm of paparazzi, why the HELL would you be carrying a drink in your other hand?? SP DEFINITELY got the short end of the stick when his parents were chosen. And that “this is why I need a gun” comment—THAT is part of the reason people doubt her competence. It’s not the paparazzi’s fault she can’t keep a good grip on her own kid.
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 9:00 pm | #
lol get yourself a DVR
my favorite Will & Grace was with Jennifer Lopez!
where's Long Island Irish? she's gonna go postal when she sees this!
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 6:43 pm | #
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 9:00 pm | #
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU (and I've been secretly hoping you wouldn't read this
Goodnight mpcmike! Enjoy Will & Grace *cough LOSER cough*
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 8:43 pm | #
I noticed that. He 'Almost' looks like he's smiling.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 8:44 pm | #
he was probably really excited about something:
"wow, the bitch hasn't dropped me once toda-...oh shit!!"
I love it when people get all pissed off on here and yell at us
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 8:59 pm |
It IS pretty funny. Well, I for one don't want Brit to get rid of K-Fed but if he does go, I hope it will reveal that Brit was the trashier one.
Oh my lord, that really bad cause that bitch looks drunk as hell...but isn't she preggers...what is she drinking? Looks like an afternno coctail, doesn't it. Poor little SPF!
he was probably really excited about something:
"wow, the bitch hasn't dropped me once toda-...oh shit!!"
Kat... | 05.18.06 - 9:01 pm | #
ryo_girl | 05.18.06 - 9:01 pm | #
yeah, I can TOTALLY see Britney in a crowd, carrying a drink, a gun, and SPF....... oh jesus, I really CAN see it
DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huzzah! Long Island - we've been waiting for you!
It IS pretty funny. Well, I for one don't want Brit to get rid of K-Fed but if he does go, I hope it will reveal that Brit was the trashier one.
fo sho | 05.18.06 - 9:02 pm | #
So dam true...just like how they did Bobby Brown, and come to find out Whitney was the true CRACKHEAD!!!
DAMMMM!
he was probably really excited about something:
"wow, the bitch hasn't dropped me once toda-...oh shit!!"
Kat... | 05.18.06 - 9:01 pm | #
HOLY F*CK LMFAO
Kids ugly anyway
doesn't matter
LII must be typing up a storm, lol.
Broo | 05.18.06 - 9:05 pm | #
ahh i see a condom that didnt work is typing!
Fo Sho -- I thought it was Carlton Banks, but wanted to make sure -- he's moving so fast like the dancing fool he is -- love him!
Someone let a "fatfuck" out of the day prison and forgot to bring it back for the night.
Broo | 05.18.06 - 9:05 pm | #
*yawn*
LII must be typing up a storm, lol.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 9:05 pm |
I think so too. I suspect it's gonna be the mutha of all rants.
Fo Sho, why can't I see Carlton Dancing?
Blue Rose, Am I supposed to see yours moving too?
The animated avatars aren't working for me
sees Carlton dancing
my goodness.
now.
on her website she has some poem that she wrote... it looks like a fourteen yr old wrote it... AND the entering website pic is of her and ppl flipping us off. how lovely
Bonnie Blue - try clearing your cookies.
Bonnie Blue-Yep, mine is animated.
Long Island Irish,
I know you said you don't want kids but can you change your mind and save this one, pleeeeeease? Come on. Just make sure F-Fed doesn't get visiting rights.
Is Brit drinking some of Paula Abdul's cocktails? WTF???
100% Beverly Hillbilly.
you know, I was just reminded of an incident *leans back in Laz-E-Boy, lights pipe* - a few years back I was carrying one of my cats down the stairs and I tripped - so I INSTINCTIVELY dropped my cat, KNOWING she'd be safer landing on her own (cats being cats & all) than she would be if I let her tumble down the stairs with me (and she did, she was MUCH better off than I was)
So, QUESTION: If I possess this instinct to protect my CAT, why does Britney not have this instinct for her FREAKING CHILD?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Perez Hilton has two add'l pics of this and in the second and third SPF is literally almost hitting the ground.
Seriously, the kid almost cracked its itty bitty skull. I like SPF and want a new home for him. Aguilera has no kids - can she take him?
*leans back in Laz-E-Boy, lights pipe*
jenner | 05.18.06 - 9:16 pm | #
Love those details, lol. Does she still have that little dog she used to carry around everywhere? And if not, what the hell did she DO to it?
Does she still have that little dog she used to carry around everywhere? And if not, what the hell did she DO to it?
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 9:19 pm | #
my cat?
why does Britney not have this instinct for her FREAKING CHILD?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!
jenner | 05.18.06 - 9:16 pm |
That's quite a loaded question but the answer must have something to do with the fact that she is, as Moist so perfectly called her, pathologically stupid.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 9:19 pm | #
sorry, I'm a total jackass at heart, couldn't resist
And that dog is probably wandering the alleyways with Tinkerbell......
jenner | 05.18.06 - 9:20 pm | #
No, that dog that Britney used to take everywhere. Haven't seen it in a looong time.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off TOPIC:
The buzz is flying from Namibia to Hollywood that “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” co-stars, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, could be new parents any minute!
Sources tell “Extra” that Angelina could already be in labor. We were the first to show you the latest pictures of Angelina in Africa earlier this week, looking more pregnant than ever.
the answer must have something to do with the fact that she is, as Moist so perfectly called her, pathologically stupid.
fo sho | 05.18.06 - 9:20 pm | #
you're absolutely right - I keep expending energy trying to figure out what is wrong with Britney, but you're right, it's plain old fashioned stupidity, I really shouldn't keep pullin' out my hair about this when the answer is RIGHT THERE
Tossed the cookies....
Still no animation. Damnit
and now my avatar is missing. grrrr.
kitkatwoman | 05.18.06 - 9:22 pm | #
Wonder if she's biting down on a stick yet, lol.
lol
I'm betting Angelina has a boy
Is that poem on her site to her hubby? Sure sounds like it. Check out his website -- latest news last updated 1/12/06.
Guys,
I am watching TV now and breathing very slowly and very CALMLY!!!!!
*pant pant pant*
Now I will be on at 10 and I will write my MCOMMENT ABOUT THIS FUCKING DISGRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please tune in at 10:30. That is all for now.
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 9:25 pm | #
Aw shit, it's gonna be a doozy. I wonder if it's possible to Tivo LII? I don't know if I'll be on then, lol.
KitKat-I think it'll be a girl. We should really get a pool going or something.
We poor mothers who live on $30,000 a year learn to maneuver a child, grocery bags and other things all at once. However, if I am about to trip, my groeceries I don't care how expensive are the first to go. Besides, I put my baby in a stroller if I have other things to carry. A woman this rich has NO EXCUSE for being that ignorant about simple things that a mother MUST learn once you have a baby.
Carrying a baby properly is MY JOB so I do it well - and it is my priority. No more excuses for this woman. She is too rich to not know.
The perezhilton site shows her shoes -- dumb-looking no doubt heels and her jeans about 4" too long. No wonder she tripped. Drink was ok, though.
The perezhilton site shows her shoes -- dumb-looking no doubt heels and her jeans about 4" too long. No wonder she tripped. Drink was ok, though.
I think Brangelina baby is a girl. Wow, can't wait! Where's Ruby? Ruby, where are you?????
Stupid bitch looks drunk to me!
Look at the expression on her White Trash face.........if you check in that drink-cup you will probably find a Jack Daniels and Coke.....oh, right, that is what is in SPF's bottle......she has Southern Comfort in hers.....
On Perez Hilton, you see SPF hat falling on the ground, etc. Seriously folks, it was almost a real serious fall.
Megan Heart: Right on. I agree with you totally.
Megan Heart | 05.18.06 - 9:28 pm | #
*Applauds* You got it.
ok i'm off to bed!
nighty all!
GOOD LUCK ANGELINA!
I just noticed on of the other headlines on TMZ- Steve Carell on Posing for Playgirl
Night KitKat!
KitKat-I think it'll be a girl. We should really get a pool going or something.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 9:27 pm | #
that's a great idea - using dlisted dollars
I too have always thought girl - don't know why
Wouldn't that be a kick in the teeth for Aniston? Not only is Brad getting the biological child he always wanted, but he also made it very clear he wanted daughters
I don't dislike Aniston (much) but that would be weird (& therefore kinda funny)
'night Kitkat!
FUNNY STORY HAVE TO SHARE - was just getting laundry out of dryer and the woman beside me bent down to dig out her laundry & as she bent down she farted really loud
It was just her & I, no hiding who dealt it
aaaaahhhhhh I'm so immature
that's a great idea - using dlisted dollars
With little cucumbers on them instead of presidents, lol.
Okay, biotches I'm out too. I'll be back to join the bashing tomorrow!
I hate, therefore I dlist. 
jenner | 05.18.06 - 9:38 pm | #
I'm mature too, lol-I read that and just snorted really loudly
Shitney is a dumbass child abuser.
Night Fo Sho, Carlton dance on out of here!
I hate, therefore I dlist.
fo sho | 05.18.06 - 9:39 pm | #
oooh so philosophical I love it!
Goodnight Fo "Descartes" Sho
I just can't her stupidity. I baby sat when I was very young, at 13 years old. I took care of infants. Never dropped them. I use to defend Britt, now I think she is a dumb bitch.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 9:39 pm | #
I always say no matter how old you get fart stories & jokes will always be funny (again, sign of maturity level)
Where oh where is my Av???
Missing: A Blue Rose
If found, send it on over.
Just a question; as someone who hasn't been around babies much, does their hair often grow in a spiral like SPFs?
oh, there it is. bastard.
Klynne | 05.18.06 - 9:42 pm | #
same here, have babysat...damn, too many kids to count..and nope, not a single one was dropped
And I KNOW accidents happen, but this kid's been through more near misses in his short little life than most people will go through in their entire lives, or at least in many years..........
I went to TMZ and looked at the series of pictures ....she never let go of that glass! Not even to steady herself and get a hold of her 'religion'...then she made a remark like...'this is why I need a gun'. Who's she gonna shoot? Kevin? Herself? She is so damn disgusting!
piggyback | 05.18.06 - 9:44 pm | #
yep, that's normal
Babies can get some SERIOUSLY funny hairdos
piggyback | 05.18.06 - 9:44 pm | #
Yes, most babies-the ones I've seen, anyway-have hair like that.
Bonnie Blue-I see your avatar now.
Bonnie Blue | 05.18.06 - 9:45 pm | #
little bastard took off again, eh? Lil' bastard.........
My sister tried to unplug the dryer-it was lightning real bad and we had a pool which equals KAPOW-with a screwdriver when she was pregnant (yeah, she's no genius, lmfao). For the first 4 years of my nephew's life, his hair stood straight up!
(yeah, she's no genius, lmfao
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 9:48 pm | #
using a screwdriver to unplug a dryer during a thunderstorm WHILE PREGNANT
I think brit's trying to kill him unconciously....maybe......or she's a really clumsy drinker
jenner | 05.18.06 - 9:52 pm | #
I'm serious! I've never heard my voice get so high, "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?"
if you hit defamer, they have a really good slideshow of the whole thing.....her drink and all of it
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 9:54 pm | #
I thought standing behind my friend, arms open & ready, while she put up borders in the nursery while 8.5 months pregnant was bad
I just posted this on the Brandon Davis link, but it's too good not to post here too - gofugyourself.com is one of my fave sites, not just for the celeb bashing but for the quality of the writing - this is BEEE-autiful
http://
gofugyourself.typepad.com...don_fuggis.html
Jenner!!!!LOL!!
that was hilarious!!!! even my hub who was passing by saw the picture and laughed his ass off!!!!
"I find it divine that he's insisting certain foul things about La Lohan's private parts when his are almost certainly so greasy that if you wrung them out, you could deep-fry a turkey."
*Bookmarks*
it's just not fair that she gets to make SPF as retarded as she is.
vanina | 05.18.06 - 10:02 pm | #
isn't it brilliant?
Those chicks at gofugyourself can rip someone apart like no other - ESPECIALLY someone who SOOOO deserves it like this twat
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 10:02 pm | #
yeah gofugyourself is required reading
OH BUT NOT AS REQUIRED AS DLISTED OF COURSE (damn forgot I was on another site
Jenner-hahahaha- I love fart stories, and I am middle-aged. I am so immature. I think I'd rather fart loudly than stinky.
ok. so. this blows my mind. SHE TRIPPED! people fucking trip. there were 10 photographers in front of her. there were three big men standing around her. what?? she's supposed to drop the glass and walk through glass? yeah, that's safer. and a stroller? please! she'd never be able to get through. you motherf*ckers wanted your photo-op, you got it. she didn't drop him. and i'm sure she's used to carrying and balancing. her. NONE OF YOU ARE MOMS. babysitters? kiss my ass. 80% of americans have carseats improperly installed. grow up.
I think I'd rather fart loudly than stinky.
Tang Wei Dong | 05.18.06 - 10:05 pm | #
Loud and proud vs. silent but violent, lol.
Jenner
Thanks for the link. This is my favorite part:
"I find it divine that he's insisting certain foul things about La Lohan's private parts when his are almost certainly so greasy that if you wrung them out, you could deep-fry a turkey."
Mpc, Jenner, Vanina, Blue Rose, Fo' Sho' and Bee Girl plus any other Britney haters. I'm baaaack!!!!!!!!!!
Please stand by for bashing.
The picture doesn't match the story. SPF is on her left, not her right
jenner | 05.18.06 - 10:03 pm | #
i found that site like two weeks ago and i spent hours there looking through the archives unable to control myself, i just coulnd't stop laughing!!!!
it's a good site!!!!
(but this one totally rocks!!!! I love MK!!!!!)
ProudMomma,
Are you just being ironic with that ridiculous statement you made???
a proud momma | 05.18.06 - 10:06 pm | #
The majority of people in the post ARE mothers, that's WHY we are bashing her. She should get a stroller or leave him at home if she's afraid of the Paps. Plus the fact that it damn well looked like she would have let him drop before anything happened to her or that damn drink. And as for walking through glass- YOU'RE COMPARING DROPPING A GLASS WITH DROPPING A BABY?!
Blue Rose I hate when it gets trapped in your underwear, too.
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 10:07 pm | #
Girl!!! i've been calling you with my mind since this new incident was posted!!!
(didn't you hear me????*frowning harder*)
Britney has just had too many oops' the last couple of months to be forgiven. Everyone does stupid things every now and then, but come on. Maybe it's the preggers hormones combined with the helter skelter of being married to k-fug. I think anxiety medication is in order here. And she has been a dancer most of her life, shouldn't she have good balance?
Oh and- Yes,she could get through with a damn stroller, or she could get a papoose carrier. JAYSUS!
vanina | 05.18.06 - 10:12 pm | #
Use the Force, Vanina!
a proud momma | 05.18.06 - 10:06 pm | #
I'm not a mom, but almost every single other person who posted here is
However, I don't have to be a mother to know that if my kid is falling, I should grab him, or that if I'm driving, he should not be on my lap, or that if he - GASP - actually DOES make it into a car seat, he should be strapped in properly & facing the right way
but I see this may be a losing battle after I read THIS gem:
babysitters? kiss my ass. 80% of americans have carseats improperly installed. grow up.
SO I'll make sure when I DO have kids I won't install the car seat properly, because obviously by your logic I'd be immature to do so......
Oh, enough about the baby. For the love of Pete, was her drink saved??
vanina | 05.18.06 - 10:08 pm | #
I know, one time I was reading it at work & I was laughing SO hard at one of the things they wrote that I had to leave my desk & go to the washroom
Yep, ol Brit needs a few more kids to endanger.
Ruby | 05.18.06 - 10:06 pm | #
that line seems to be the unanimous favourite
roxie | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 10:15 pm | #
"Fuck SPF, how's my gin?!"
Tang Wei Dong | 05.18.06 - 10:05 pm | #
Shit is going to hit the fan at 10:30pm, when Long Island Irish post HER thoughts regarding Brit.
Let's see:
Driving a SUV with SPF sitting on her lap.
SPF "mysteriously" falling out of his high chair.
SPF rolling around in the backseat of her convertible MINI COOPER.
Nearly dropping SPF on his head.
What is the bitch going to do NEXT? Set him on fire?
I WEEP FOR SPF AND HIS FUTURE SIBLING!
Somebody, anybody, SAVE SPF NOW!
GO YANKEES
Off Topic: I hope Angie has a boy, and soon! Like, NOW!
But if she gets a papoose, the strap will "accidentally" break and he will fall out of it, I'm sure. And he probably already fell out of his faulty stroller, but we just didn't hear about it. Her and K-fed were probably getting high one night, and he was like "Yo yo, baby mama- I gots a great idea yo- let's say that SPF has fallen out of every baby thing we have so we can sue and keep our income coming in, yo."
Well! What do I have to say to this?
Let me first explain. I left the house today in a good mood. I thought cheeto might actually be alright today, you know, I thought he might survive. I left the house, I went to the park and I fed the geese. I was happy, I was MERRY then I came home to find THIS DISGRACE!!!!
Now I saw the K-Fed post below, dispecable, then I see this. Now let me evaluate the scene shall I?
Shiney goes to NY so she can walk around in an orange towel while dropping SPF. Previously she has driven with him wrecklessly and the other night a large gash was spotted in his leg. As if this wasn't bad enough she has left the brain damaged due to high chair disater kid out in the hot sun for hours. So here we are in NY! Shitney's face looked better, she was trying to clean up her act...then she goes and fucking drops her kid!!!!!
Meanwhile K-Fed is at home sniffing coke with his friends. So basically little SPF is going to be dropped in NY and (if he survives) will go home to California to find a crack house.
I care what no one says THIS CUNT NEEDS THAT KID TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM HER!
Let me explain....THE BABY IS GOING TO DIE!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? DIE!!! D--I--E!!!! DIE!!!!!!!
If anyone says it's wrong to take the kid because Shitney will be crushed look at all this bullshit! She is going to CRUSH HIS SKULL if someone doesn't get him the fuck away from her and Kevin!
This IS NOT FUNNY--he can't even go with mama Lynn becasue she is fucking nuts too, how could she just leave the scene like this???!
Speaking of my day earlier the geese in the pond had babies and I had an idea--LET'S ALLOW THE FUCKING GEESE TO RAISE SEAN!!!! Geese are good parents, they look after their young, defend them, teach them how to live, I'm serious! Slap a few feathers onto SPF and set him lose in the pond! Hell he'll be happier!
We are watching the slow death of a baby. I hope child services is destroyed due to all this.
I do not want to hear anything about Paris or TOmkat or Jordan or Lohan or anything else until that baby is out of that fucking house!!!!!!
Hopefully he'll learn to honk fast!!!!
jenner | 05.18.06 - 10:15 pm | #
Don'tcha hate that? Trying to laugh queitly and by holding it in, you end up snorting like a pig? It reminds me of that Seinfeld when Jerry put a pez dispenser on Elaine's leg during a piano recital, lmao.
You don't carry a kid of that size with one arm and a drink in the other. She's thinking he's still a tiny lightweight newborn. I have two kids and it's shock when you realize they are bigger and not quite as portable. Well, she's better fucking get used to it--stupid ho.
Driving a SUV with SPF sitting on her lap.
SPF "mysteriously" falling out of his high chair.
SPF rolling around in the backseat of her convertible MINI COOPER.
Nearly dropping SPF on his head.
What is the bitch going to do NEXT? Set him on fire?
Oakraiderfan
Okay you know what?! I think we should take SPF to the fucking zoo and he can choose who to raise him!!! This is fucking crazy! He needs really parents. A fucking flamengo would do the trick at this point or a god damned squirrel!
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 10:18 pm | #
"That laugh! THAT'S THE LAUGH!"
The more you try & stop it the harder you laugh
Seriously, people at work were like "WTF is wrong with you?!?!?!?" And my response went like this:
"oh man this site, they were talking about this chick and her dress and bbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think at this point Janice Dickinson would do a better job raising him- she has a grown son, so she must have been o.k., right? And he likes her, too, I think.
OakRaiderFan, i left a post(?) answering you (should i say that or thread???) in Angelina's post, thanks for the information!!!!
Tang Wei Dong | 05.18.06 - 10:23 pm | #
maybe that will be Janice's next rant against Britney - "I should raise this baby!!!!!!"
And then she does..........
Maybe she dropped a cheeto and was trying to get SPF to pick it up for her.
I heard she is trying to continue singing, while prego and trying to care for a baby. And of course, she's dealing with the antics of her husband, who seems absent all the time. Britney has to come to the realization that she's no Madonna when it comes to doing it all. Britney needs to concentrate on doing one thing. If she's going to continue her career, then by all means hire nannies galore so all these "mistakes" don't keep on happening. Right now, she reminds me of those stupid idiots who are so busy and harried that they forget that their baby is still strapped in the back seat of the car when they go to work in the morning.
Do you think when tater's binky falls on the floor, she puts in in her mouth to rinse it off?
Long Island Irish, hon, check this out:
http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/
b...518175009990001
Not once does this white trash slut lose grip of the fucking glass in her hand, even though SPF is ready to fly out of her stumpy arms. Anyone notice that curlicue swirl of hair on the back of SPF's scalp? Sort of looks like one of the 6's on the scalp of Damien, spawn of Satan. I kid about SPF's scalp, but not about his whore of a mother.
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 10:18 pm | #
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 10:21 pm | #
Adding to these two post above.....
K-Fed is going to go to jail, I hope he gets his balls ripped off and shoved down his throat there by some guy named Jamal with a plastic dildo. I hope he gets fucking raped up the ass every night six times as the guards laugh at him, I hope he gets dropped on his head! Let him see what SPF felt like.
Britney should be raped by some guy in a Barney outfit who is obsessed with bondage in the ballpit at MacDonalds. When she tries to report it she is considered insane and locked in an asylum where she is raped more until they bring back the lomtomby and cut her fucking brian open! Could do the bitch some good. Maybe bring back some of the early ways to get rid of madness like hanging her cunt ass form the ceiling and locking her in a big box.
I hope she does fucking kill herself. I hope she gets gassed by a neo nazi and eaten by a rabid racoon. I hope she is tortured by Stalins ghost and shot in the arm with a needle full of an AIDS patients blood so we can watch her die here on Dlisted every day and fucking laugh!
SAVE SPF SAVE SPF!!!!!
bambi | 05.18.06 - 10:26 pm | #
OMG I hate those stories - you know it was an accident, but jesus it was SO unnecessary & ugh *shudders*
That just happened somewhere around my parts (Toronto) a few months ago -and yes, baby died.........
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 10:28 pm | #
That was me. You can tell by the gravtar.
OMG! bambi, you just reminded me- a few years back there was a lady here who put her baby seat on top of her car while she was strapping her other two children in. She forgot the baby was on top of the car and left the mall and got onto the expressway, where the baby seat fell, and by a miracle did not get hit by another car. The baby suffered some cuts and bruises, but was o.k. The "mother" is in jail. And some other lady went shopping in the mall and left her child and the child's friend in the car because they were sleeping (four and five years old). The friend died, and her child suffered permanent brain damage because it was a hot day. 
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 10:28 pm | #
JESUS KEEERIST, LONG ISLAND IRISH
Moist,
That fucking bitch was drunk! God damn it she was drunk!!! Look at her. Take the kid away! Please!!! He IS GOING TO BE KILLED! This isn't a joke!
Jenner,
I fucking meant it! I'm just sorry I didn't notice that my name wasn't typed in.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 10:18 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!!! the thing with me is that since i have a cough whenever i start laughing too hard i finish having a fist, so my hubs keeps telling me i look like Homer Simpson when he's making fun of Ned Flanders...
Tang Wei Dong | 05.18.06 - 10:30 pm | #
you realize when you read that stuff it happens more than we think
SPF needs his own bodyguard to protect him from his fucking mother. He'd be safer in the orphanage Angie rescued Zahara from.
should be interesting to see when she needs to handle 2 of these.. this is sick
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 10:31 pm | #
oh I know you meant it
Do you think that if the bodyguard wasn't there, she would have dropped him? She looks drunk coming out of that hotel, and I don't think that is soda in that glass.
SPF needs his own bodyguard to protect him from his fucking mother. He'd be safer in the orphanage Angie rescued Zahara from.
angie must sit on my face| 05.18.06 - 10:32 pm | #
I am not anonymous, dammit...
Tang Wei Dong,
I'm not kidding. If the gaurd wasn't there I think SPF would be dead now. Brains all over the sidewalk.
Jesus, someone go over and snip that vein in LII's forehead-I think it's fixing to blow sky high!
its funny how everybody is going on and on about how brit takes care of her baby. there are real people in the world who are just like brit. they are famous so this goes on everywhere in the world we just dont know because they are just people not famous
I am not anonymous, dammit...
angie must sit on my face | 05.18.06 - 10:34 pm | #
THAT'S IT, YOU DEMAND AN IDENTITY!
Someone needs to talk to the bartender and ask them what she had. And who walks out in the street with a glass from a hotel? God! I can't even take a towel without them posting a sign in my room that says: we have your license plate number, so don't take anything.
I can't wait to have children while I'm drunk
angie must sit on my face | 05.18.06 - 10:34 pm | #
Don't worry hon that happens to us all. Stupid name plate.
Okay everyone,
I know I was really harsh up there but I AM REALLY UPSET. This kid needs to be taken away! The longer he stays the more hurt he will get.
Okay so maybe I don't REALLY want to see Britney raped but I wouldn't cry for her if she DID kill herself and I would laugh if Federshit was sent to Rikers. and I do think the geese idea is a better one than leaving him in the house.
This poor little kid.
meme | 05.18.06 - 10:35 pm | #
I'm sure there are a TON of them just like Britney, I don't think there's any doubt about THAT
meme | 05.18.06 - 10:35 pm | #
Yes, but famous or not, when we hear about those people, we are not any less bitchy about it.
I'm a mom. A great mom. I've nearly slipped holding my baby, too. It happens people. My son is now 10 and is in fine shape.
People scrutinize her every move and while I am no Britney fan, she can juat do NOTHING without getting criticism.
ALL MOMS screw up sometimes. Really, was this a huge frickin deal?
Get a life, people.
Britney is so gross.. Why can't Tom Crugly send some aliens to take her off our planet and do some fucked up shit to her? Maybe if I donate some bucks to his cause he'll do it.
Blue Rose,
I got it out. I think I'm okay...
we have your license plate number, so don't take anything.
Tang Wei Dong | 05.18.06 - 10:36 pm | #
"We know where you live" , lol.
can't wait to have children while I'm drunk
Jayne | 05.18.06 - 10:36 pm | #
OK; pals, my hubs is waiting for the computer so i must go now!!!!!
good night to all of you!!!!!!
have sweet dreams and Long Island don't get too much carried away!!!!LOL!!!
i'll see you tomorrow!!!
*kisses goodnight to all of you*
meme- if I had handled my kids this way, my mom would have slapped me upside my head. Everyone makes mistakes in parenting, but these are just stupid, careless, unnecessary mistakes. I think her and k-fugs lifestyle choices are putting their innocent kids in jeopardy.
vanina,
I'm okay now dear. I got it out. Have a good nights sleep.
did anyone take notice she didn't drop the drink she tried to catch him with that one arm.
LET'S ALLOW THE FUCKING GEESE TO RAISE SEAN!!!!
Long Island Irish you slay me
Night Vanina!
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 10:37 pm | #
it's been said over & over (but hey what's one more time) - I KNOW people make mistakes, and babies can be squirmy as all hell - but if this was just one incident, OK fine, it happens, scary, but forgiveable, etc
But as someone above said, there have been MANY MANY of these "oopsy" moments with this baby. WAAAAAAAAY too many.
And I'm going to assume that unlike Britney, you don't have the mental capacity of an 8 year old, thus your child turned out just fine.
Question for you - if your child was a baby, would you leave it alone with Britney Spears?
kId is fat so a fall wouldn't have hurt him.
Dayum, we're up to 500 comments.
Bee Girl! Where ya at?
Long Island Irish - you are on fire tonight!
good night Vanina!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous, 10:37p.m., Jamie Lynn is NOT your kid, she is your sister. I know deep in the woods sometimes families work this way, but you are in L.A. now; completely different. You should NOT have been drinking while holding your kid. And did you actually bring him into the bar with you? tacky.
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 10:39 pm | #
Yes I did notice that. It is the reason for these rants:
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 10:18 pm | #
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 10:21 pm | #
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 10:28 pm | # (This was me but the name plate hates me.)
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 10:36 pm | #
I think I've gone a bit nutso here tonight...
Kid is a chubster.
One fall wouldn't mean a thing to that chunker. He wouldn't have felt a thing.
.
Wow.. the count is almost as high as Britney's fat ass on a Friday night!
LII, when Cheetwo is born, they're gonna have to fit you with a straight-jacket, lol.
angie must sit on my face,
Hey geese are good parents. Sean might like to swim. He can learn to eat bread, it's healthier than fucking cheetos and he'll only have to fight off pigeons not daddy's high ass friends!
Ruby,
How are you?! Did you read them all, I'm been angry.
Blue Rose,
All joking aside I'm hoping that child services is waiting until both kids are born so they can nab them both.
Since when did clear liquid equal alcohol. Isn't water clear, too?
how many times must i say this? when you are a multimillionaire, world-famous pop star, you live your life under the microscope, like it or not. and rest assured, the gossip bloggers will have a say on everything that you do. that's the deal that you made, that's the money that we paid, now deal with it.
Britney wanted Sean to be a girl so this is okay
Since when did clear liquid equal alcohol. Isn't water clear, too?
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 10:45 pm | #
I honestly do not think it was alcohol. I'm just perplexed as to WHY she's carrying a frickin' DRINKING GLASS outdoors - get an Evian bottle for krissakes
Hwy MPC, how was Will and Grace? *Snicker*
Bye Vanina, bye everyone! South Park is on; gotta go! Let's send good vibes to SPF and little sister so that they make it through life o.k.
mpcmike,
LOL have you seen my rants? You were asking for them before, you got more than you bargained for I am afraid.
I should say, though - I have taken glasses outdoors, too - but that was while drunk at someone's backyard BBQ
jenner | 05.18.06 - 10:47 pm | #
The only time I go outside with a glass is if we're having a BBQ.
Tang Wei Dong - goodnight!!!!!
"Screw you guys, I'm going home" *points right, points left*
O plz.. The only water britney drinks is the water coming from the shower head when Kfag is doing her up the ass in the shower.
Jenner, I'll have Bud, thanks.
OK Blue Rose, I think we're up to about 6 beers now
make that 7
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 10:47 pm | #
i'm checking that out, sweetie. i still say brit should hook up with the bodyguard.
Night Tang Wei Dong!
Why doesn't she ever let him walk?
WTF?
I think I may need an epidolral....
me thinks mpcmike has a crush on Britney's mustachioed baby saver.....
Who carries water in a hotel drinking glass outside? Unless she just finished brushing her teeth (which I HIGHLY doubt she does even that anymore). It looks like the glasses you get from a hotel bar. And her eyes look all glassy; she just looks loopy. Anonymous, if you are Brit just tell us- so we can bash you directly.
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 10:47 pm | #
i never was much of a fan, but it was touching.
mpcmike,
Tell me what you think. The first one is:
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 10:18 pm | #
I was a mad bitch tonight!
WTF | 05.18.06 - 10:51 pm | #
Are you fucking serious? The kid's like 6 months old!
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 10:52 pm | #
haven't watched the show in years - but tell me what happened please!
jenner | 05.18.06 - 10:51 pm | #
not me, but i was thinking you guys would be all emotional.
Night Blue Rose! Jenner that word mustachioed just made me snot.
Good night Tang Wei Dong.
that word mustachioed just made me snot.
Tang Wei Dong | 05.18.06 - 10:53 pm | #
ahhh farts & snot - CLASSICS
i can't type. will and grace ended with all of them doing shots to the future.
"Why doesn't she ever let him walk?
WTF?
WTF | 05.18.06 - 10:51 pm | # "
Uh. Kids don't walk until between at least a year old.. usually quite a bit older.
Yeah, that's what I mean. The only time anyone brings a clear glass outside is when there is alchy in it. If you carry water, you carry it in an Evian bottle (if your rich) or Poland Springs (if your poor like Blohan).
not me, but i was thinking you guys would be all emotional.
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 10:53 pm | #
wha..........??????????
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 10:52 pm | #
i love the 'britney watch', cause girl, you know this only the beginning.
Personally, if I were her I would not be traveling and doing all this shit with paparazzi following me, while I have my baby in tow. I know she's trying to be like Angelina Jolie (pregnant while holding twelve babies) but she's putting her baby at risk with her carelessness. Not to mention all the paparazzi following her and the kid around.
mpcmike,
Just remember the goose option.
"That laugh! THAT'S THE LAUGH!"
The more you try & stop it the harder you laugh
jenner | 05.18.06 - 10:21 pm | #
Do you watch tat BBC show Coupling? I know its canceled now, but I love that show. They called that phenomenon "The Giggle Loop."
Night Long Island! How much trouble do you think Brits, Lindsay, Brandon, Parasite, Denise R., Heather L. and the gang could get into overnight? See ya kids!
they all had visions of the future, and finally realized (apparently) that they loved the way things are right now.
I just noticed-is that her wedding ring in that picture? It looks like something you get out of a machine at the Piggly Wiggly.
OMG - just read the craziest thing on lainey - not on topic, but like the Brandon thing, effin' worth it - it's regarding Heather Mills:
Just on a tangent for a moment, for the benefit of us non Brits who don’t have
every detail of Heather’s life memorised up and down: Did you know that her
mother has only one leg as well??? Also lost in an accident??? What are the
chances of a mother and a daughter BOTH LOSING ONE LIMB??? Now that’s some crazy
sh*t right there y’all.
when I wake up tomorrow you guys better have this thread up to 1000 post! go on! you can do it! if I can't sleep I will be back
Arashi-Kishu | 05.18.06 - 10:58 pm | #
I never have actually seen it, but I've bought my mom many of the Couplings DVDs!!!!!! "The Giggle Loop" sounds VERY apprpriate
jenner | 05.18.06 - 10:59 pm | #
Shit, they must be fun to watch in a 3-legged race.
Has that bus for hell left yet?
oh..... and stick to the topic or you get deleted!
i can't type, so i can't keep up. that's also why i can't argue with like, haters and stuff. not that there's any here tonight. i'm just sayin'.
Tang Wei Dong,
I couldn't care less as long as Sean isn't being held hostage by a jointed out K-Fed or something.
katiescarlett | 05.18.06 - 11:02 pm | #
Yeah, like we ever go off-topic. Cha right! lol
I know LOL but sometimes the MOD comes and chops it all off......
When I first saw this pic, I thought someone took a shot at the little baby and the bodyguard was trying to take the bullet. Okay, I'm wasted!!!
Okay - There are almost 600 people who posted a comment on this particlular blog article. How many of you are going to once and for all call CPS?
Enough is enough. This bitch is trash and her husband is a pathetic piece of shit.
Shit, they must be fun to watch in a 3-legged race.
Has that bus for hell left yet?
Blue Rose | 05.18.06 - 11:01 pm | #
LMFAO
ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh f*ck man I'm tired - SPENT, if you will - I better go (for reals this time, yo)
GOODNIGHT mes amies, talk to ya later!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL night Jenner.
jenner
That's some fucked up shit. Also from Lainey, the celeb who's getting beat down by her husband is NOT:
Paul & Heather
Becks & Posh
Brad & Angie
Now who really thought it was one of these three couples?! My vote is still for Guy and Madonna.
Night Jenner!
i guess she's the only parent, mother even, to have almost lose control of their child
wow..so many perfect mothers here...
Ruby | 05.18.06 - 11:09 pm | #
oooh before I go - I emailed her & said "it HAS to be Madge & Guy" - no response DAMMIT
OK out for real FOR REAL
Hi Ruby!!!
How are you tonight?
Dang... the dumb keep breeding.
http://wtfwhoknew.blogspot.com/
jessica | 05.18.06 - 11:11 pm | #
Yes, we're all perfect, and we pee Chanel #5. Seriously, if this was all that had happened, we wouldn't be on her like this, but it's just one thing in A LONG SERIES of incidents, so yes, we will bash her.
Applauds Blue Rose.
You and me think the same!
um, shouldn't a child of his age at least be able to hold his neck up at this point? do you think he just lays in his crib all day and eats? i mean, he IS the child of brit brit, i wonder if she's adding pureed cheetos to his bottle with the budweiser?
Long Island Irish,
Not bad. How are you?
Jenner,
I know you've already left but the fact that Lainey did NOT reply is proof enough for me. Guy is a fucker and should be flogged.
Jessica - you ignorant slut.
I'm going to assume you are a child abuser.
once again, if i could be a millionaire and sell my image to the public, you guys could judge me all you want.
soup | 05.18.06 - 11:14 pm | #
He should, but with all the hits he's taken, he might not be able to.
mpcmike | 05.18.06 - 11:16 pm | #
Me too, I'd comfort myself by going to sleep at night on my mountain of cash like Scrooge Mcduck, lol.
I'm fine Ruby, calming down finally. I think you missed tonights insane ranting.
and i would try my best to maintain at least SOME modicum of respectability, unlike britney and the piece of trash that she's married to.
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 11:19 pm
Ranting is never insane when its justified.
LOL Ruby,
so the goose theory works for you too?
pretty much.
you're going to assume that because i realize that not every mother can get things one hundred percent perfect each time?
if you're a parent, you've made mistakes..it happens. britney makes mistakes..
btw, if you're a parent, i hope you don't teach your kids to use such foul language such as that....SEE? mistake!
Ruby,
LOL hey he might be hapy with them. Think I went to far on the anonymous one?
you're going to assume that because i realize that not every mother can get things one hundred percent perfect each time?
jessica | 05.18.06 - 11:22 pm | #
What?
Yes, I'm sure we all talk to our kids like we do on a gossip blog.
we need to save her hairline as well!!!!
britney makes mistakes..
jessica | 05.18.06 - 11:22 pm | #
yeah, she made a really big one named k-fed.
*shrugs* i'm sure many people feel that way about who they ended up marrying....what's the point?
Anyone still here?
1.she has enough $$$ to buy a fucking stroller
2.its funny that she didn't drop the 'drink'
This just goes to show that having money doesn't mean shit
mrs michael vartan,
Exactly.
I am, barely. I should probably get my kid: she's out playing in the street, and I need to go cuss her out
I am, barely. I should probably get my kid: she's out playing in the street, and I need to go cuss her out
as i'm sure you probably do
There`s a tear in my beer for this baby SPF . A moment of silents please... May a ANGEL be with you SPF .
ummmm why is it always about what Britney is doing wrong? there are people on the other side of the cameras folks, hate to break the news. I can't imagine being literally chased around like that, especially with a baby. If anyone of you know what that is like, then by all means, bash away, but I get the distinct impression that none of you have a clue.
Blue Rose,
Don't joke about cussing your kid out--do what Britney does and drop her on her head! Also maybe take her for a wee "car ride".
it's may AN angel be with you
Hey Ruby!
What do you think of the latest Angie rumor? Sounds like another "Lake Como" to me. I'll belive it when I see it on AOL,CNN,AP OR DLISTED!
Long Island Irish:
The geese would make better parents!
I can't belive this bitch is pregnant again! WTF?!
GO YANKEES
as i'm sure you probably do
jessica | 05.18.06 - 11:39 pm | #
Do YOU have a child with life altering illnesses? If no, then STFO!
Sorry..... ~ Jessica ~ just really sad for SPF !
what does that have to do with anything i replied about?
Damn I posted too soon. I come here to relax and get away from my stress, so if I want to bash Britney and her lousy parenting, then I will. If you don't like it, then tough.
i have no doubt that even the staunchest britney supporters and the most dedicated britney-bashers can agree on one thing- her reign as America's pop princess is effectively over. my question is, where, or who, is the next big thing?
Skank whore.. and I was being polite and demure.
what does that have to do with anything i replied about?
jessica | 05.18.06 - 11:45 pm | #
You are making comments about me, not to mention others here.That's what.
sure it's sad...and i'm in no way defending britney..personally i don't like her...but i don't think we should spend so much time nitpicking on everything the girl does to the baby...
we spend so much time reading about the latest mishap with britney and her son, while the next-door neighbor is screwing your kid. (i.e. just leave her alone for a minute)
i.e didn't really fit, i was going to say something else and changed my mind...lol, sorry
OakRaiderfan,
Geese are actually good parents. they really guard their chicks. SPF would benifit. LOL a lot of peopel liked that comment.
Mpc,
The next big thing will be the court case on SPF wrongful death.
britney will take her place on the cover of tabloid scandals for years to come, but i seriously doubt if she'll be back on the music charts.
Stephanie, If I was being chased around like that, I wouldn't have my baby around with me.
Don't feel bad for her. She likes this attention. That's why the baby has his cap sideways so he looks cute for the photogs.
Look, again, if this was the ONLY thing she's done, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. As it is, while so many of us bust are butts for our kids to make sure they have everything, or a reasonable facsimle, lol, and worry ourselves to death about them, she has more money than I personally would know what to do with, and she is ALWAYS doing stuff that is dangerous for that child.
*Fumes*
I cannot spell today, dammit.
yeah..cause money keeps you from tripping...
and money keeps you from hiring a nanny that lets the child fall out of the high chair...
and money keeps you from letting your child's head drop down as he sleeps
money can do EVERYTHING!
Just curious--Is Britney ever photographed with her mom?
Also, when was the last time she was photographed with her husband?
OakRaiderfan | 05.18.06 - 11:43 pm | #
Nah...I think its just a rumor. I don't think baby Pitt is coming this weekend.
Stephanie and Jessica are just like their hero Britney...Child abusers!
i hope she's happy, i really do. she's made a decision to be a mom to k-shit's children, but she's not really doing a great job, imo. and he's not exactly ward cleaver, either.
Jessica, it would be one thing if this was a normal person making these mistakes. But we are talking about the same person who married a loser named Kevin Federline. That was no accident!!
Hi Jessica,
Okay listen I'm not trying to fight okay? We all agree it's a sad case. I have a sick sense of humor so I make fun of it, don't mind me on my rants. LOL it's kind of in the blood to fly up the wall in temper once in awhile.
Anyway just let me tell you why so many people get pissed when you defend Britney okay?
You have a right to be here with your opionion but give Blue Rose a break okay? She's my friend. Blue Rose call a truce yourself okay? That way we are all happy. No fighting.
Anyway Jessica just think about this for a minute okay? Again I'm not trying to fight. Most of the people here on Dlisted are regulars. For months they've been coming on here (I've only been here about a month) and seeing one disater after another involving SPF. Some are VERY serious. Here's the list of those I know of:
SPF falls off the bed
SPF left near pool in Vegas with no sun tan lotion until the employees come to his rescue
SPF falls out of the high chair and is not taken to a hospital for six days, possible brain damage
SPF is almost taken to the ear peircing palor before he has his tecnues shot. In this incident it was K-Feds fault. Britney actually saved her baby here so that was good.
SPF driven wrecklessly in a car in his moms lap
SPF crawls around backseat of moving car
SPF driven in car placed in the car seat wrong
SPF nearly dropped on the street when mom was holding a glass (todays incident)
SPF gets mysterious cut on his leg, pretty big too
SPF in house when Kevin's "friends" are running amuck.
SPF living in a house where there's no gate around the pool
Again I do not want to fight with you, please trust me when I say I am not trying too. I just want to explain that we here on Dlisted have been seeing these headlines left, right and center and it's really disturbing.
No, there's something not right here. Her reaction is not normal for a woman whose baby nearly fell on concrete head-first. She didn't drop the drink, she appears drunk, not horrified and scared. She doesn't look at the poor baby even once! Then she just keeps walking (see the pics on tmz) -- it didn't even faze her! It's like she doesn't care about him! Weird!I think there's vodka in that drink. Who walks out of a hotel with a tiny glass of water on the rocks, about 1/4 full?
She is just hellbent on permanently smashing poor lil tator tots noggin.
Wish her momma would step in and take that child off her hands.
this bitch is really starting to upset me... spf needs to be taken from her and fuckfed.
Ugh, I'm not in the mood for a fued.(hey I made a little rhyme, lol)
Long Island Irish | 05.18.06 - 11:59 pm | #
that's what i'm talkin' bout, girl! don't forget k-thug's second hand "smoke".
Brit's out of it,
That's the whole point. She is out of it and now the baby needs to be atken out of it.
I don't think Brit is trying to kill the child, I think she loves him as best she can but she's just to immatute to take care of a child. Here's what should be done: take Sean away from the house but let Britney have vistation rights until she has straightened herself up and taken parenting classes. Once she seems better give ehr the baby back under the constant watch of a good nanny. That might work out well for everyone if the child services will enforce it!
Oh my gracious...All you young mothers commenting upon the poor Britney Spears, oh good heavens. Dear children do you not realize that it is societie's fault that Britney is a lousy mother. Now if she would hit ol' Mr. Buddha like her husband I do believe she would be in a much more relaxed state and thus take better care of the little SPF...Oh...what an angel.
Kid is fat so a little fall wouldn't kill him.
This is disgusting.... She should not be a mother..
mpcmike,
Trust me that has been well noted. Actually you can defend Brit a bit here. Okay she nearly drunkenly dropped the kid to his death today but atleast he's not home with Daddy and friends!
i'm a regular..and i know all those incidents (with the exception of a couple actually)
but my gosh, it's getting insane now! people complaining about him not having on sunblock when there's no way to confirm that. i put my daughter's sunblock on right before i go out (it's actually supposed to be an hour before going out but..who actually does that) and you can't tell aside from a faint glitter.
and again, i'll say, these episodes are made to look ten times worse because a)we all think britney is stupid for marrying k-fed and b)she's in the public eye all the time, with or without her actually wanting to..seh really has no choice in the matter.
trust me, there are parents who do much worse and are still looked at as decent parents. why? because they're not on the front page of every magazine
I was a horrible mom & my kids are still alive.
Believe me, they had lots of accidents that I caused because I had a tendency to drink a little too much.
Enough said.
btw, i find it disgusting so many of you making jokes about child abuse
if you want to insult me, do so..but saying i abuse my child is nothing to laugh about...that's ignorant
trust me, there are parents who do much worse and are still looked at as decent parents. why? because they're not on the front page of every magazine
jessica | 05.19.06 - 12:07 am | #
On that, I have to agree. And it's more enraging.
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploa.../
1a6a7f62c7.jpg
where's the bottle anon? good try at saving britney. golf clap for you.
^^More enraging than Britney, not that I agree with you, lol.
Jessica,
I know what you mean, the world is full of bad parents but that's why the service exists. Now, no one is saying the servcie is perfect--look at the recent NixMary Brown fiasco--but at least they are there.
What is going on with Britney is beyond "public eye." Seriously, if this is what we know is going on what the hell is really happening inside that house?
This kid shows signs of bad stuff. I think his head was damaged that one time.
By the way, sorry, I didn't know you were a regular. There's so many people here I haven't talked to everyone yet.
Baby is accident prone
Face the facts.
for the record, i'm a father (only once, i'm sure ) and i never left my son's side except to go to work,(i'm an R.N., insert joke here), but it really seems like k-fug couldn't care less about this child or britney, for that matter. and it seems like britney is too stupid to care.
Baby is clumsy.
He is always getting hurt.
.....He is too chubby to control his actions.....
I am not anonymous, dammit...
angie must sit on my face | 05.18.06 - 10:34 pm | #
THAT'S IT, YOU DEMAND AN IDENTITY!
jenner | 05.18.06 - 10:36 pm | #
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HOLLA. my darling!
seriously, I know she's a first time mom, and you learn from mistakes & stuff, but I am now 100% convinced this "woman" is mentally challenged - I'm not kidding.
Anyone notice how the dude's face is WAAAAAAAAY more concerned than Britney's?????????
jenner | 05.18.06 - 6:46 pm | #
you are totally right!!!
Maggie | 05.18.06 - 6:49 pm | #
My thoughts exactly when I saw this pic!
trust me, there are parents who do much worse and are still looked at as decent parents. why? because they're not on the front page of every magazine
jessica | 05.19.06 - 12:07 am | #
This is true. You would think when this stuff is documented they would do something right?
This just shows you how bad this really is: the police never go after stars. Sean is only eight months old and the services has been called FIVE TIMES.
They know how serious this is, they need to do something.
i agree k-fed doesn't seem to be the type of person to really care..or to seem involved much with any of his kids..let alone sean...but as far as britney being too stupid to care...that's a bit harsh..and i think there might be some tension going on..they've been apart more than they've been together here recently
anon y moose | 05.19.06 - 12:11 am | #
whoa, no she din't!
(i'm an R.N., insert joke here),
mpcmike | 05.19.06 - 12:13 am | #
Why would someone joke about that?
*Scratches head*
Not kidding Jessica, I don't think Kevin loves Sean. I think Britney does in her own avasive little way but not Kevin.
jessica | 05.19.06 - 12:16 am | #
you're right.
I think the only thing Kevin loves is money. You see him at the ATM more than you see him with his kids.
let's just say that my name is not 'gaylord'.
LOL how many posts do we have here now? It's been saying 617 for two hours and we've been going full blast since then.
WoW 600+ posts! I guess Brit is such a fucked up twat that we all had to get a shot in (or two or three...)!
LII- Loved your rant. Well stated and to the point! I like the geese idea as well (though in an earlier post on this thread I suggested wolves... they are very good parents too)
mpcmike | 05.19.06 - 12:20 am | #
What because you're a male RN? PFFFT! I know alot of male RNs and LVNs for that matter, and they are all awesome guys.
Blue Rose,
OOO did you hear about the time that his card was rejected at Blockbuster because Britney put a lock on it? He couldn't rent a four dollar movie and had to leave in shame. I bet it was a porno.
676 posts (I just refreshed)
there are alot of celebrity moms out there that carry their children in stroller...why...because they are being chased by the paparazzi and it could be dangerous...common sense
Thank God SPF has hired himself a body guard to protect himself from Britney. Damn! That was another close one!
Long Island Irish | 05.19.06 - 12:22 am | #
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! If it was $4 it probably was porn, lmao.
i think that...if i were in the public eye constantly..and just had a baby..and was pregnant again (and obviously didn't believe in abortion *rolls eyes*)..and my husband was hardly around..and i kept reading or seeing terrible things written about me, some that are even about how ugly my child is..i would be a nervous wreck..and i would make plenty of mistakes
you gotta put yourself in her shoes for a moment...if she were wearing any
(btw, mentioned earlier, that whole falling off the bed bit...many parents have that happen, but i don't give much pity...i'm not a big supporter of co-sleeping anyways)
Hello X5!!!
LOL I have a few rants on here, the geese one is only the beginning. Did you come to the Barney one up there? Find it by my gravtar, I was so hysterical I didn't notice my name wasn't typed in and posted under anonymous.
Blue Rose | 05.19.06 - 12:22 am | #
thanks, sweetie. i really enjoy what i do.
but i still say that i could spend britney's money in a much more classy way than k-fug!
LOL Blue Rose,
It was hilarious.
Cammie,
How are you? LOL good observation.
Jessica,
There is one thing Britney and I could get along with. Atleast she didn't have an abortion, I'm not a believer in it myself so there's something I can say that is ncie about her. I believe in adoption though--that's where those kdis should go.
Long Island Irish | 05.19.06 - 12:24 am | #
deep breaths, maybe a cocktail?
mpcmike,
Sorry sweetie I can't drink. With my blood it would make me kill someone. Deep breaths work though.
LII- I read all of them. I was at work when you made the announcement that 10:30 would be rant time and I knew I would be commuting home so I would miss the fun but I had to log on and check things out. Better late than never!
LOL don't be scared X5 I went totally banas on the Barney one.
Bananas* lol sorry.
Yeah that was a bit freaky (in a fun DLISTED kind of way though). I know you had to get that out of you. I hope you feel better after letting off some steam!
won't get into the abortion topic...if you don't want one...good for you but, others will disagree..and that's good because, who wants to force you to have one? and vice versa
you gotta put yourself in her shoes for a moment...if she were wearing any
jessica | 05.19.06 - 12:24 am | #
LOL X5 I do. It was all in good fun. I apoligized a bit a few posts down.
I like your line of thinking Jessica.
Long Island Irish | 05.19.06 - 12:28 am | #
sorry, i forgot. my girlfriend's Irish too, two pints of guiness and i'm a good listener!
I had to throw gin on the fire, but if she is drinking alcohol while she is pregnant then she is endangering two children. (And who said she could not do two things at the same time?)
Seriously, she is a train wreck.
Hi Blue Rose,
How are you tonight....I hope all went well at the Dr. today...mpcmike, my mother was an administator at a hospital and I have a huge respect for nurses because of it....she started off as an RN and then worked her way up to running the hospital...Be proud...u work hard
mpcmike,
LOL mpc what county is she from? Or her family from?
Oh my God sloan! Your gravatar! I was OBSESSED with those books when I was a wee one!
No need to apologize LII, I think everyone understands where you are coming from (well, except Brittany)...
right off the boat - Foley.
heheh...I debated between her and Mr. tickles...They just make you want to smile...you know
i have no idea what part of the country she's from, but her grandparents are direct from Ireland.
X5,
LOL yeah I would never wnat someoen to thin I was that violent! I just have weird humor.
mpcmike,
Foley? That's a last name assiocated a lot with Clare. Is that where she's from? Is there a town anmed Foley in clare? LOL soudns right.
Hey Sloan. Yep, Doctor's visit was fine, thanks.
I meant administrator...sorry wrong word, mpcmike
Sloan,
I had every single one of those books, both the Mr and Mrs. Remember Little Miss Chatterbox? LOL brillant!
Britney Spears in the New Courtney Love!
That was PhotoShopped.
I have been on this website for over a year and just started commenting and Sassy yelled at me to get an avatar....so I finally did...I am a libra and libras take forever to make a decision..... so i finally made a choice with Little Miss Naughty...and I love her
She never does look at the little spud, does she?
I wonder what Shitney got for Mother's Day. She deserves a lump of coal.
Ya know, they make strollers nowadays with two cupholders, one for the baby's bottle/sippy cup and one for the mom's gin and tonic.
Good night Dlisters.
LII,
Young lady, get your ass to bed you have school tomorrow.
mpcmike,
I work for a wonderful hospital in Boston and respect every nurse in the joint. We have a few male nurses but would love to recruit more. Let me know if you're looking for a job.
Peace out all.
yeah, she can totally trace her roots right back to Ireland. i'm somewhat of an enigma myself, though.
X5,
LOL yeah I would never wnat someoen to thin I was that violent! I just have weird humor.
LII- JOIN THE CLUB!
BTW, I think this thread has broken the record for posts... I thought it was somewhere in the 600's and we are above 700 now.
OMG! I hate her. She never had any talent to begin with and now she has resorted to abusing babies. I have a 7 month old and if that had been me, my baby would have been taken from me in a minute. All that "hard earned" money she got from being a role model to 14 year olds is really paying off.
Ruby | 05.19.06 - 12:44 am | #
'bye Ruby, thanks!
X5 | 05.19.06 - 12:44 am | #
nope, dude, on new years eve it was over 1600!
Holy Shit! I guess whoever told me that was WAY off! I stand corrected!
X5, back on New Years the posts were up to over 1500. The goal was to get to 2006 posts but we didn't have enough people to keep it going. I think the post was about Tori Spelling's ass.
there is a new Ted blind item
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/
Aw...ind.060519.html
it was amazing, everyone forgot what the hell we were talking about!
pats | Homepage | 05.19.06 - 12:49 am | #
I'm surprised that having her as a topic of discussion didn't make the fucking server didn't explode!
Ooops I meant didn't make the server explode... duh
don't tell me that perez hobag is right and ted c. is referring to mike meyers?
Give me a break. This isn't the first time, second time or even third time this fucktard has been seen putting her child's welfare (and sometimes very life!) in danger. So no one is "picking" on Britney...yes, everyone has tripped but that's not the issue. She is putting this kid's well being in danger consistently. What IS going on that isn't caught on camera. She's too stupid to be a mother.
Ruby,
I'm homeschooled, I go onto the website at whatever time I like so I can stay up as late as I want. Plus I'm way ahead in my class. It's cool.
sloan,
It was a great choice. Sassy is rea;ly cool.
X5,
Yes, many people here do have sick senses of humor which is good!
Mpc--So can I. Is your grilfriend pureblood?
I dont think it is about Mike Meyers...nothing against him but to say "his body isn't what it used to be"...sorry but when was Mike Meyers body great??? If you go to fanchitchat.com and go to blind items there are items that he cheated on his wife with girls and then there are items that he is gay.....I just dont think this is him
Oh for fuck's sake, people...
I am guessing that a lot of you arent parents, because if you were, you'd realise that accidents DO happen.
I am *not* defending her stupidity, but Jesus H. Christ, surely the girl can TRIP whilst being photographed and it not turn into calls for her child ot be apprehended?
As a former Child Protection worker I find it kinda offensive, because there are kids that are truly abused, and dont get help.
What a joke this is becoming.
look at the who it is not...when was Malcolm's body something to talk about??? Forgot his real name...sorry
And Noni, I'm offended by YOU.
What a piece of white trash shit! Give me a fucking break - she couldn't even put down her drink to make sure she didn't drop the poor kid. What the fuck does she have 15 bodyguards for? The baby? He needs them more than she does nowadays - primarily for protection from his own retarded parents. Oh, and back to the drink, isn't she supposed to be pregnant? AND, if you look for other pics of this event, you'll see that the glass was totally unharmed, the contents weren't even spilled.....too bad SPF now has a mild case of shaken baby syndrome. Goddammit, they're actually going to let her spawn again? Isn't that the 7th sign of the apocalypse?
I agree. She should have had her child taken away from her when pictures surfaced of her driving with the poor thing in her lap. She really is too stupid to be having children. It truly infuriates me that she still has that poor child. I don't feel sorry for her being a new mother. I am a new mother and know better than to do a lot of the things that she has done to this child in the public eye let alone when she is behind closed doors. I fear for SPF's life.
POOR SPF!! I feel bad for her too though...
how much do people want to pretend? here's a link;http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/
1a6a7f62c7.jpg to a picture of britney holding what appears to be an alcoholic drink in one hand, spf in the other arm, pregnant, drunk as hell, and without the quick movement of the bodyguard, would have dropped his ass on the pavement. what does anyone have to say about this? the bottom line. (i'm talkin' about you, Irish ).
In response to Tea's posting above, I AM a parent and even I know to put a fucking glass down when carrying my kid. Yes accidents happen, but for Christ's Sake, think ahead a little. Try to be proactive and put the fucking cup down or let a bodyguard hold it rather than reactive by trying to catch a falling kid.
FUCK BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
IM DURKN AS FUCK
This child hasn't been abused? Someone is slacking somewhere. Kids can be starved to death and brainwashed into believing that it is okay to be treated in an ill manner and reports are made but nothing is done about it until it is too late. This happens in cities all over the country. Newspapers and news broadcasts report of child abuse that has gone too far. Where was child services then?
Well Tea, Britney is the one who is making the statement "I would do anything to protect him!!" Seems to me setting down a drink before you carry him into a crowded and hectic area is not a lot to ask.
And yes, one son, one daughter thank you.
mpcmike | 05.19.06 - 1:07 am | #
She is a goddamned disgrace, that is the bottom line. This is not okay. How many people think fetal alcohol symdrome is funny?
SAVE SPF NOW
http://www.cafepress.com/savespf
What is going to happen when K-Fed spends all of her money and she can't afford bodyguards anymore? What is going to happen to poor SPF then?
Anon-No one is saying that worse abuse does not happen. We do however recognize that this child is legitimately being mistreated, over and over and over. Can you not see this? Perhaps we should just wait until little SPF is dead... THEN Child Protective Services will swoop in?
Sad.....
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploa.../
1a6a7f62c7.jpg
YOu know what the sad fact is? California is so fucked up. Yes, it's sad that this poor kid is being raised by retards, and careless retards at that, but my daughter is in California with her mother (who has been on welfare out there for 2 years) and I just found out that my ex has become a meth addict AND THE STATE DOESN'T THINK SHE'S IN DANGER!!! Stupid fucks. I'm going to get my daughter and they better not fucking try and stop me....
LETS SAVE SPF!!!
http://www.cafepress.com/savespf
X5 tat is exactly what is going to happen.
I am drooling on my keyboard, so I'm gonna get my little butt to bed.
Night all!
Long Island Irish | 05.19.06 - 1:13 am | #
did you see this?
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploa.../
1a6a7f62c7.jpg
Doesn't look like ice tea does it?
SPF must have nine lives, he's used up about four of them already. They need to start doubling up on his Luck Charms for breakfast. At this rate he's going to need all the luck he can conjure up just to make it to age one.
mpcmike | 05.19.06 - 1:19 am | #
The guard looks totally fet up with the entire situation.
What I meant was that it is going to take that child getting hurt severely before anyone steps in. It is very upsetting that she gets away with it and if it were any other average Joe-Blow their kids would have been taken away 6 months ago. It is disgusting that because of her public status, she can get away with it. I cannot stand her and believe that she should have never had children to begin with. That baby didn't ask for his mom to be a trailer trash hick who just happened to have lip-synched her way into millions.
mpcmike | 05.19.06 - 1:20 am | #
I did, horrid.
Good night blue Rose.
Cammie--Despite it all he is lucky if you look at it through the "he's still alive!" eyes yet soon his luck will run out I fear.
I just had a sick thought. What if Michael Jackson and Britney Spears opened a day care center??
(mind tripping out over a visual)
Why do we have child protective services to begin with if they can't determine what is safe for a child? She is obviously putting this kid in danger and where is CPS?
Good night Blue Rose!
Hey Long, you would think that Britney would realize that she could have lost him when his skull was fractured and take additional care while holding him.
I mean if she were normal...
Has the bitch never heard of birth control?
I think she was too lazy to get up and get a condom.
Anon- I am sorry to hear that. I agree that your situation is a totally sad state of affairs. No one is trying to diminish that. On the contrary, we are saying the same thing. Brit is a drunk and god knows KFED is bringing all sorts of drugs into the picture. On top of that, the whole world has seen evidence of this child's mistreatment, but all is good! It's all very fucked up.
i'm one of the worst 'Dlisters' and i love to snark on celebrities and crack jokes, but look at all of those pictures - it's not really funny anymore, is it?
G'Nite Blue Rose!
Cammie,
LOL Jackson and Spears child care! LOL ROTF!!!
Mpc,
No it's really not funny anymore.
I don't think Long Island Irish should comment on this one...Considering the fact that she was proably weened on Bushmills.
Sorry- I use humor with a barb as an attempt to bring levity to a really disturbing situation. The thing I find so frightening is the socio-pathic expression on Britney.
No emotion, my face would have looked like Jim Carey's if I had that kind of a close call while holding one of my own. But she was just zoned out. Business as usual. Let the help pick up the pieces.
OMG Michael Jackson and Brittany Spears day care center??? What a thought! SPF would go from booze and crack to butplugs and Astroglide...
I am thinking of a really sick place with a train rides with no seatbelts, high chairs that drop you to the floor, and animals that wander around crapping everywhere...I won't even mention the fruit juices.
Ok, ok it's late...my bad!!
The thing I find so frightening is the socio-pathic expression on Britney.
Cammie | 05.19.06 - 1:35 am | #
i'm pretty sure that's drunkeness.
Why doesn't she leave SPF at home or out of the public eye? I dont remember other high profile celebrities (such as Madonna and Princess Diana) schlepping their babies around like this when there was paparazzi everywhere. It just causes these kind of mishaps. I understand that she wants to look like the caring mom who doesn't rely on nannies, but she needs to put her ego and other people's opinions on the backburner and do what is safe for her kid.
It seems she prepped SPF for the pic, since his hat is tilted.
Does anyone know what she was doing in NY anyways?
Your probably right mp. One will end up impaired by fetal alcohol syndrome the other by head trama.
The thing I find so frightening is the socio-pathic expression on Britney.
Cammie | 05.19.06 - 1:35 am | #
i'm pretty sure that's drunkeness.
mpcmike | 05.19.06 - 1:45 am | #
Or dementia due to late stage syphilis...
Bambi if she thinks that all of this exposure is doing her career any good then she has really lost it. I agree, keep the baby at home. She claims she doesn't want the media to 'hurt' or endanger SPF yet she still keeps dragging him EVERYWHERE.
Ironicly it may be the ultimate O Henry twist. She blames the media for endangering SPF but it may be the media that utimately saves him by exposing how grossly negligent she is.
Brit and her mother were tighter than a crab's ass underwater at one time. Brit was always blabbering on about how her mom was a supermom and that she (Brit) wanted to be just like her when. Where is her Momma now???
Brit parades around with that little boy as if he were a bigger version of her dog. More shame on the mother, I think.
It is largely speculated that her mother is off "grooming" Jamie Lynn as Britney's replacement. I bet mother Spears misses the VIP attention and parties and wants to insure that Britney's younger sister picks up the show biz baton.
Got to go catch some zzzs. I need to think of Lassie or something to get that image out of my head before I go to bed thou. (shudders) Nite all.
it just looks to me like she's smashed and almost dropped her baby. pretty simple.
Cammie | 05.19.06 - 1:59 am | #
'night, i'm out too, all. thanks for letting me rant about something i know nothing about.
i'm not really a b.spears fan, but i don't think this scrutiny is fair - being a young mother is difficult for anybody. lots of them make a lot of mistakes. we just get to watch her make every mistake and then harshly judge her afterwards. she isn't a worse mother than most unexperienced young mothers with their first child in his first year.
it just looks to me like she's smashed and almost dropped her baby. pretty simple.
mpcmike | 05.19.06 - 2:00 am | #
That's a perfect way to sum this all up! On that note, I am going to sign out for the night.
Later Peeps! Have a good night.
Oh and LII- don't burst any blood vessels over Shitney; she isn't worth it!
When the thread had about 400 posts, someone said she was trying to be like Angie: Carrying 2 babies when your having twelve
http://justjared.blogspot.com/20...-baby-
bump.html
Brit, your not capable of multitasking.
SAVE SPF.
GO YANKEES
Isn't it weird that Angelina Jolie has cameras in her face and she doesn't have as many mishaps as Britney?
So now Britney should try to be like Angelina.
They are different people. Angelina is older, more adult (mostly), and cameras are not "in her face" often at all now. She keeps competent body guards around at all times and speaks her mind. Brit just needs to grow up some. Angelina has also never had a newborn before. She adopted, remember? Sure, Zahara was like 6-9 months old, but the circumstances and the personalities of these two women and their lifestyles are totally different. Unfair comparison, I think.
"Why doesn't she leave SPF at home or out of the public eye?
Bambi | 05.19.06 - 1:46 am | # "
Because then everyone would rip on her for neglecting the baby or ignoring him.
"What I meant was that it is going to take that child getting hurt severely before anyone steps in. It is very upsetting that she gets away with it and if it were any other average Joe-Blow their kids would have been taken away 6 months ago."
Riiiight. Get real. LOL. Do you live under a rock??
Anonymous 2:16 a.m.: Why doesn't she think of her kid first rather than what the fucking public thinks?
OMG, what's fucking next with this broad? The series of photos on TMZ actually brought tears to my eyes. I know shit happens and moms do trip but Britney looks completely unphased that she nearly dropped SPF on his head on a fucking street in NYC. Yet she sure kept on tight grip on that... what is it? vodka tonic? gin & tonic? Hmm, I dunno—whatever it is seems to me to be in a bar glass. *shakes head* That poor baby!
Anonymous 2:14 a.m.: I'm hoping she doesn't try to be Angelina. But I think she is trying to be. Why else would she be walking around pregnant with a baby when the paparazzi is around? If she can't handle doing the right thing with her kid (holding him properly and putting down the drink, strapping him in a car seat properly and not driving with a baby on your lap--DUH) she needs to keep the kid at home!!!! Seriously, did you see Madonna or Princess Di walking around like this with their babies??? No one would say Princess Di was a bad mom and she left her babies at home!! She thought about their safety.
and what makes her more of a moron is that she keeps on making a jackass of herself and she (oops) does it again and again and again
get a clue brit and get some help!
Long Island Irish, I knew once you showed up in this thread, it'd be full force. I love that you care so much for the welfare of that sweet baby.
However, I'm sorry but I must say one (and only one!) of your rants really bothered me:
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 10:28 pm | #
Seriously, girl! That is some sick shit. Please tell me you don't seriously think/hope for/wish for all that stuff. I mean, I know you get passionate on these Britney threads but yeesh...
Wow! Almost 800 comments for this post!
How difficult could it be for this fucktard to keep Sean in an attached baby back (or front) pack? Assuming she could attach it properly (maybe the assistant could do that).
And the fucktard looks like she's in a mental daze. Good thing mustachioed porno-man assistant was there to save Sean's head from splitting open like a melon on that cement sidewalk.
That was PhotoShopped.
Erin | 05.19.06 - 12:42 am | #
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHA
Are you for real?
DIE BABY! DIE!
Maybe Brit suffers from post natal (?) depression and therefore doesn't feel as motherly as she should for her child? I seriously haven't seen a single pic of her looking at her child let alone cuddling or kissing him. She didn't even CONSOLE him after he almost fell! Which mother would act like that?
She is such a piece of shit. Howard Stern said two days ago, afte the driving incident, this kid is going to be taken away from her.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
AFTER COCAINE KATE MOSS....
COCAINE BRITNEY ??????
Tonton Ravachol the french fool
Who's the hottie helping save the baby?
IS THIS THE MOST COMMENTS YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN ON ONE POST? HAHAAHA.
SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THIS MARRIAGE WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED OUT WHEN SHE HAD TO BUY HER OWN RING.
leave him at home, why does she have to take him everywhere? Oh well...poor thing
809 posts? holy shit!
I think so many posts because people are just appauled and scared for that kid, a poster was right, I wonder what we dont see???
Damn Brit, Brit, girl I know you going through changes with that bomb,get rid of him. Go to church, ask for help GIRL
I'm sure, once gain, she was wearing ridiculously high-heeled shoes.
812 posts? what the fuck can people say that hasn't been said before?
Brit makes no sense. At times she makes no effort towards her appearance. I think she should stop wearing high heels. Focus your priorities! Two babies and dodging papparatzi (however ya spell that!)- She needs to give up on looking good - she almost has anyways.
I have never been a fan of Britney Spears, and in all honesty it would be so easy to bash her right now but seriously think about it people. For those of you with kids, if someone followed you around all the time or knew (and cared) about your kid's every Dr. visit, every meal and snack you gave your child, every bump, scrape or bruise, every trip and fall, the public would rip you to shreds and you would be labeled an awful parent who didn't deserve to have custody of your children. They would find fault with the way you did EVERYTHING. We are all able to sit back and judge because we know that no one is watching our every move. Come on now, I know bashing can be fun but don't be a hypocrite.
Get a life you people. Just looks like she is passing the baby to the guy on her right. And can't you people tell your right from your left. He's in her left arm and I don't see a drink. Leave her alone.
Good Morning Bitches & Ho's (LOL)
T.G.I.F.
TLo: I have to agree with you on this one, except for the fact that she is carrying a drink glass in the street. That's just not right!!!
Good Morning and Happy Penis Friday!!! *credit NoAnjl*
What's left to say of this fucking tragedy? What's left to say of her skills? What's left to say of this pic? Touchdown!
Good morning pass the sugar!!!!
Good morning all. Heard this on the radio this morning and needed to see the pick......
I'm scared for him.
Supposedly she was overheard saying "that's why I need a gun."
Leave her alone.
Anonymous | 05.19.06 - 8:43 am |
NO!
Hi, Jennifer!!!!*searching around for some penis*
Good morning!! Couldn't Britney get like a pet hamster instead?? Jesus.
Supposedly she was overheard saying "that's why I need a gun."
Tabatha | 05.19.06 - 8:52 am |
Killing K-Fag won't make her a better mother. THAT'S why she needs CPS.
Sorry but I just can't let go of this. She could always leave SPF over at "Uncle" Michael's when she is out. Then he could put a black mask on his face and hold up upside down by legs on a balcony.
As for being harsh on Britney, if she can't master a carseat, and properly holding her child at this stage, then wait until the poor kid starts walking. She'll have to be 'more' alert and have to use more common sense then.
The children are doomed.
Tabatha, good morning!!!!
i'm scared for him too, really scared!!!!
(oh, and i think freckles are the most beautiful things in the world!!!! my BF is a redhead and has them everywhere and he's too much hot for his own sake!!!!
Hola, Dayanara! A pet rock suits her better.
buen dia Daya!!! BTW, i thought Brit had a chihuahua dog or something... where is it????
Tabatha, oh yeah, that's all the general population needs right now is the thought of Britney Spears with a gun.
"Well ah thought the hangy down thing was a finger rest....umm sorry, where's my drink?"
Good morning Cammie!!!!
Brit with a gun....
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
There is another picture of her that shows her holding drink in a plastic cup, in her other hand. Sure, go ahead and drop the baby but don't let go of a drink. IDIOT! And these people who defend her--please, you only make yourself look stupid and trashy as well. As someone said upthread--a lot of us are mothers so we cannot believe our eyes. It's like watching a car accident in slow motion.
Greetings, Tabatha, vanina, Daya, Cammie & pass the sugar!
thank you vanina.. my colombian bf loves them and i suppose that is all that matters
I don't understand...I guess being a movie-star and all you are not allowed to be normal. Have none of yall never tripped. I wish yall would all try to be a bit more understanding. Atleast she seems to be trying to do a little better--havent noticed K-Fed being around lately
i think she either needs a minder to carry her baby, but then she'll look like vicotria beckham. she obviously cant cope. i feel bad for her
a gun-toting child endangerment mother...
run everybody
When did she become a movie star?
come on, between ALL the cameras and traffic and onlookers, this was bound to happen - and if she had passed spf off the nannies - you'd crucify her for that too - leave the girl alone. she's a new mother, already preggos with #2 - doesn't she have enough trouble without all this crap?! listen, she should only have to put up with k-fed, not everyone else...
Tabatha | 05.19.06 - 9:06 am | #
(gee!!!! i meant to say my best friend!!!!, sorry, it's still too early for me!!!)
LOL!!!!
any ordinary person would have their child taken away from them after the high chair incident........JESUS!
we've all tripped and most likely have all been dropped but... we don't carry our children around in 4" heels/wedges with jeans hems dragging the ground while balancing a toddler and holding on to our drink
wear flats, hemmed jeans and hold your infant with both hands, especially with paparazzi around.
Anonymous | 05.19.06 - 9:06 am | #
I can't be understanding when that baby's head was this close to being smashed on the pavement. And this isn't the first "accident". That would be understandable and forgiveable. This is one in MANY "accidents". AND if she'd just LOOKED like she gave a goddamn shit about almost dropping the kid, I could feel for her a bit more. But either she's f*cking stoned out of her head, or she has some disease that does not allow her face to show any emotion OR she is, as someone said, PATHOLOGICALLY STUPID.
I've said this in about 60 posts above already. But it OBVIOUSLY bears repeating.
Bitch is gonna seriously harm that child one day.
the guy with her was going to try to save SPF if he fell. Lord have mercy...
Good morning all, a glorious morning to everyone. Ummm, 9:06, sorry but claiming that we should simply allow Britney to be "normal" is like expecting a sack full of hammers to design your new home for you.
She doesn't have the ability to think normally. That's the problem.
BTW good morning everyone! Sorry for my "introductory rant" - was in this thing last night, and it seems to have carried over
*waves dildo in air for Penis Friday*
jenner | 05.19.06 - 9:10 am | #
OH, Jenner!!!! your av is killing me!!!!!
LMAO!!!!
She wanted a baby for the attention and she thought it would be like having a doll. She still wants to party and have girls' nights and just drag the kid around with her. It's goddamned hard work being a mother--totally worth it, but still hard. But she still thinks she's the pop princess who can just do what the hell she wants and the child is an appendage to her life. Wrong. And please, enough with the "give her a break" shit. She has the money and resources to care really well for this child.
Universal peace offering jenner. The waving dildo lol!!
I'm not a girl, not yet a mother.
Universal peace offering jenner. The waving dildo lol!!
Cammie | 05.19.06 - 9:14 am | #
it's on all the new United Nations trucks, a hand waving a dildo
it's too early for this...
And please, enough with the "give her a break" shit. She has the money and resources to care really well for this child.
toots | 05.19.06 - 9:14 am | #
vanina | 05.19.06 - 9:13 am | #
I HAD to have it after that model thread
that was me ^.. damn cookie tossing...
Happy Friday! Dildo's???? Margs? Hell, it's 5:00 somewhere, right?
there r two christina's!!!! no way
i will now b UKchristina...obvious reasons
Tabatha | 05.19.06 - 9:17 am | #
I finally came prepared for Dildo Friday this time (much to the chagrin of my coworkers I'm sure)
it's 10:16 am down there...
oops!!! i meant down HERE!!!!
Well, if you look at the pic again, SPF is bustin a move and just caught everyone by surprise....
He wanted to dance.
Just a technicality-but isn't SPF in Brit-Wit's LEFT hand, and the drink in her right?
it's 8:17 in Dallas Texas..Vanina.. I dated an Argentinian a year ago... wild man
2.18pm in london
'Mornin sistas! I love "Penis Friday"!! It always puts me in a good mood for "Weenis Weekend". I can't believe that this particular topic (britney's inability to muster up one ounce of maternal instinct) has evoked this many comments (and arguments!). It's so tiring. I wish Angelina would just call the bitch up and offer her a baby carrying clinic - shit...SHE NEVER puts her kids down, let alone drops them!
aw I'm cushioned between you both - 9:19 here
Tabatha - you may be right - he probably heard "Popozao" comin' out of someone's car..........
okay the, it's settled we can drink to UK time.. it's after noon
What the hell???? 850 comments? I'm speechless.
i will now b UKchristina...obvious reasons
UKchristina | 05.19.06 - 9:18 am | #
Listen Britney is a classic narcissisist she see's the baby as an extention of herself.They can't think seperate when it comes to their children. So no thought goes into the safty of the child. It is about how the child looks with them. They are notorios for putting the children in danger from lack of ability to think of anyone but themselves. I have a parent that is one also I am lucky I made it past my childhood. Her mother made her one.Lynn Spears harmed this girl big time
Tabatha!!! tell me about it....LOL!!!
i've been up since 6 am...i NEED to get more coffee!!!!
(ohhhhh... beautiful Texas....*runs out to get a ticket plane*)
this thread is over 850... wow... what's the record?
Oops forgot: Good morning, you beautiful bitches! 9:21 in OH...rough night last night...
she didn't spill one drop of her gin and tonic, though! atta girl!
Vanina: there's a whole group of those sexy boys right here in Dallas. I think he was from Cordoba.. They have all been here a while but their English is not so good.
Morning everyone!!! Happy Friday
I finally have a day where I can play on Dlisted and it feels so GOOD!
Tabatha-
I knew there was a reason I liked you besides the fact you're a funny bitch, I spent my whole childhood in Dallas! Although I haven't lived there since I was 11, a ton of my family is there, big hair and all.
morning all.
Brittnay, get a fucking clue. or a stroller.
All of this could have been prevented if Britney has reached for the dildo instead of KFed...(sighs)
Hey, Jay! I'm on the run all day today, but I hope to be checkin' in on and off to see if she's managed to seriously hurt SPF yet.
UKchristina | 05.19.06 - 9:23 am | #
London rocks!!!!!
I've been lucky enough to visit London when i was 17 as a B-day gift, and i totally felt it like home!!!!
(i had to go with my mom, though, and even that she spent the whole trip going to the bathroom (she always get sick when she travels)i never let her ruin such wonderful trip!!!!!
Oh guys I had the most horrible mountain bike crash last night... all my right side of body is road rash and elbow busted... i'm waiting for some pain pills i tell ya
been here my whole life with the exception of 4 years in San Diego
Whoa sorry to hear that Tabatha. Hope the pain med fairy visits you shorty.
One word for most of you…
Schadenfreude: Joy taken from someone else's misfortune
Schadenfreude is the most superb kind of joy
(since it comes directly from the heart)
erhalten Sie ein Leben
mornin' MJF! I too am "on the run" all day, will be popping in & out - just in case someone misses me
MORNING ALL
MJF | 05.19.06 - 9:24 am | #
hello MJF!!!!
(froggie singing "hello my lady, hello my dahling...")
All of this could have been prevented if Britney has reached for the dildo instead of KFed...(sighs)
Cammie | 05.19.06 - 9:31 am |
AMEN!
Tabatha, that's horrible! *passes vicodin stash*
Tabatha | 05.19.06 - 9:32 am | #
So sorry to hear that! Where's Mousie and LBFF with a stash when you need them?
Grew up in University Park, right by SMU.
Tabatha | 05.19.06 - 9:32 am | #
Holy shit!!!! i hope you'll get all right soon!!!!!
*putting you some ice cubes to help soothe the pain*
I know that with an amazing 850 comments no is really going to read mine but I just have to say that we all give britney way too hard of a time. I am NOT a fn of hers, don't enjoy any plastic pop music period... but come on, any one here ever hold a an infant when they are feeling excitable? They will literally fling themselves backwards and throw them selves around and even the best mom wil come wayyy too close to dropping their babies this way!
The last "big incident" with her driving with him in a front facing car seat. Its not illegal in most of the states and lots of people put their children in that way.. So what if his head was hanging down a bit.. damn you people are hard on her. I just think we should all be very thankful the first year of our first child weren't constantly recorded because I think we would all have a few things that doesn't look so good...
MJF!! I think we should place bets on how long this kid is going to make it before she accidently hits him with her car
This photo reminds me of the movie, The Jerk. Instead of Cat Juggling, Baby Juggling.
my wonderful BF took care of me... he's the bestest!
Gigi we will all be friggin estastic if the poor child is placed in the hands of a competent child care provide. Then you'll see Schadenfreude out the wazoo!!
By the way, I love that Blind Melon CD, another fucking singer who loved drugs just a little too much . . .
ha ha.. I used to work at Allie Beth... heard of that?... I grew up in Richardson actually.
I'm okay guys, just terribly sore.. I mean it's literally from back, shoulders, and down to calves....I'm at work, but hopefully will get to leave once payroll is done.. hey, that's more important
Way to support his head there, Brit. Nice job.
MJF | 05.18.06 - 6:48 pm |
you don't have to always support the head at his age, shit do any of you actually have children?
Cammie
When was the last time you walked on water? I bet you look just as ugly under a microscope as she does.
It's just shameful.
I've got to go and look busy. Be back in a bit! *kisses*
Poor MK. You he has like 1000 emails about this!
ebs I think most of us would be inclined to cutting her some slack if she just looked like she gave a rat's ass. All of her 'incidents' seem to stem from the same theme over and over again.
She is thinking of herself first. She won't deprive herself of the drink to carry her (very heavy young child) with both arms. Even after he is recovering from a fracture skull from a previous injury. She places him in front of a steering wheel ok, not good, but she doesn't learn from this. She hap hazardly, (and incorrectly) places the child in the backseat of a convertible with the wind blowing on him. Most moms would keep the window up, AND place a sun shade on the window. They think of the child's comfort and safty first.
She just isn't into the kid.
Good Morning everyone....Damn over 800 posts??
FINALLY, FRIDAY!!!!
This was one long, exhausting week!
Good Morning EVERYONE!!
Tabatha: OUCH!! Feel better **sending you mental Vicodins and Somas**
Shithead does it again: I, a childless woman, know that children SHOULD ALWAYS be held in 2 arms.
The depth of my loathing knows no bounds.
To all the people who said Britney should die - you are fucking psycho. Because that would be better for little SPF right?
Everyone trips and loses their balance, especially pregnant women whose equilibrium is a little off.
I'll be back later too.. this thread is taking too long to come up with all the comments now... until later dolls
What's up Bitches!!!!!
Good morning I get to play on here while stuffing my belly with french toast. Yum. GOT two new pairs of super cute shoes and damn I feel so good I got to slap someone's ass! Hope that cute intern dosn't walk by in a few until this feeling passes!
Why ya all arguing about it? You ain't gonna win! You're right, she's right, he's right, blah blah blah. Don't get so worked up about it! It's just the internet!
Kell, LOVE your avatars! You crack me up!
If she's going out in public and knows she's going to be swamped, why not put the baby in a front knapsack?
i had that with my kid.
Everyone trips and loses their balance, especially pregnant women whose equilibrium is a little off.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.19.06 - 9:45 am |
Got to back ya up on this one. I look like I'm into self beating I got so many cuts on my hands and arms. Shit I turned to fast the other day and slammed my face into the door frame. Damn that's lame.
Gigi whoa, so hostile. I wasn't being rude to you, but hey. I guess life is hard. I stand by my opinion. It really pisses me off to see children who are injured due to ignorant parents but it obviously doesn't bother some people.
FirstClass aka B-DAY BITCH!!!! | 05.19.06 - 9:48 am | #
If I didn't know any better I would swear we are related.
FirstClass aka B-DAY BITCH!!!! | 05.19.06 - 9:48 am | #
BTW Happy Birthday? If so, Happy Birthday!
I do agree that her choices aren’t the best but our judgment of her says something indigent about ourselves, hence Schadenfreude.
I think everyone needs to calm down.. Yes Brit may not be the best mother in the world but, at least she spends time with her child. I hate to break it to everyone but, I am sure we were all dropped or came close to being dropped when we were babies.. If you have someone constantly watching over you you are sure to find at least one fault. Give her a break.
FCD!! Girl, I just bought some cute sandals too!! Woo-hoo!! **hugs and slugs, baby**
My only concern is that her face never changes when he is falling....my thoughts?
Has her depression become so massive that she has lost the ability to register emotion. You know that semi soulless pit that deep deppresion can send a person into that cause them to feel nothing. If so i hope K-Fed gets hit by a car.
That way everybody wins. She won't have to go through the hell of a divorce that he will put her through. Cause you know that ass is going to try and bleed her dryer then ANY golddigger we have seen tus far. And he would be remembered a bit better cause he would have been hit by a car.
michelle | 05.19.06 - 9:47 am
Haha Tyrone Biggums is sexy!!
First Class - Hey beeotch!
but come on, look at all the pap harrassing her ass. she fucking tripped. you would fucking trip if all those people were crowding your space trying to take your stupid fucking photo. give the girl a break.
FirstClass aka B-DAY BITCH!!!! | 05.19.06 - 9:48 am | #
It's your birthday??!?
FirstClass aka B-DAY BITCH!!!! | 05.19.06 - 9:48 am | #
Happy Birfday, Babe!
Tabatha, Feel better!
*slippin oxy under desk*
Holy fucking lots of comments!
SPF must be saved! Brit's totally hopeless!
People judging her are assholes. You try getting through everyday life with people following you and taking your pitcures ALL THE TIME! Dumb ASS!
Mother of God! Massive computer problems this morning!!!!!! Good morning my lovely bitches!!!!! It's Friday and once again that stupid whore has made record posts occur. I have to disagree. I had my first child at 19. It was the blind leading the blind. NEVER....NEVER did I ever endanger my child like this stupid cunt has! This bitch knows the paparazzi are going to push her around whenever she appears in public, and still she risks her childs welfare! Just like when he was in the back of herr convertible, slumped over like Paris Hilton on her best night and facing the wrong way. That bitch is unfit!!!!!!!!1
FUck YA MIZRO!!!! Lets hear it for shoes!!!!
Hell ya it's my BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!!! 24 years older!!!
Ten more years till my 34th B Day
Why am I looking forward to that B-Day you ask because that's when a woman reaches her SEXUAL PEAK BABY!!!
I fully expect my head and heart to explode at Midnight of that year.
Happy Birthday Firstclass!! yey!! Hows my baby boy!!?? I get to find out next tuesday!!
I think she's a fine mom..Everyone one us have our bad days..Sh*t, how many times have your child fallen off your lap or off the bed when you thought you had a hold of him or her. I'm pretty sure at that time you felt like absolute crap. Well, the chick is surrounded by papparazi's who are only out to make a buck, and catch you at the worst possible moment. Heck, her shoes screw up..she should not be wearing those shoes anyway...I feel sorry for her..Hey Brit, buy some condoms and stop letting everyone consider you to be trailer trash..You f*ck up! marrying that guy, at least your mama was smart and had him sign a prenup. Have your second kid, then tie your tubes for the next ten years, until you find the right guy and get some good parenting skills under your belt..Because, honey, your star is fading, quickly..Oh, and get to to gym after this one and become a star again..One more thing, GET A Nanny! Good Luck
FirstClass aka B-DAY BITCH!!!! | 05.19.06 - 9:57 am | #
Happy B-day Firstclass!!!!!!
*expecting some cake...*
First of all, how funny is it that theres 916 comments. Secondly, thank god for Baba Booey or that kid would have a face full of concrete.
Natural instick for a women would be to drop the glass of water quickly then grab ahold of the infant with BOTH hands.
Happy, Fun, Present-filled Birthday sweets!!
um.........where is Britney's mother? Shouldn't an adult step in?
Thanks everybody!!!
My one and only complaint....DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS I WAITED FOR MY BIRTHDAY TO FALL ON A FRIDAY AND I'M PREGGERS??!!!!
But other then that it's good shit YEAH!!!!!
Kell Awsome!!!! Do have any idea what it might be?
Memo to Britney:
1) Buy a baby sling.
http://www.newnativebaby.com/ord...s_large/
122.jpg
2) Wear non-skid shoes. You are pregnant and carrying a child.
http://www.zappos.com/images/726...34-312965-
p.jpg
If you cannot manage either of the above, please have a professional carry the baby, especially thru crowds!
p.s. halters with black bras are kind of tacky in 50 degree NYC weather.
....sadly thats y the porn man with the tash was there- to catch SPF
is he employed by britney? why did she chose him, say over a much bigger guy who cud actually protect her and her baby from being swamped by photographers. mayb he isnt employed and just a psycho stalker? or maybe even her new bf?
Natural instick for a women would be to drop the glass of water quickly then grab ahold of the infant with BOTH hands.
E | 05.19.06 - 10:01 am | #
What exactly is instick???
Hahahahaha!!!
Oh damn it's front page on the New York Post. Yikes.
Read this:
http://www.nypost.com/news/natio...lnews/
63949.htm
"this is why i need a gun"?!?!?!?!?
she needs a sanity check
Morning bitches!
FirstClass - Happy Birthday, you slut!
And on topic: Boo frickin' hoo! I will give Britney a break when she gives me one and takes herself and her trashy family out of the business and hightails it back to Kentwood, never to be heard from again - no press releases, no perfumes, no surprise appearances to announce her 9th pregnancy, nothing.
FirstClass aka B-DAY BITCH!!!!
o snap!!!
To all the people who said Britney should die - you are fucking psycho. Because that would be better for little SPF right?
Everyone trips and loses their balance, especially pregnant women whose equilibrium is a little off.
Little Bunny Foo Foo
I agree Foo Foo. I think its kinda harsh to slam her on this one. He didnt fall luckily.
****running away before people think I am being nice*******
Hi everyone I have missed you all and have been really busy!!
New york post 'he grabbed the baby before it hit the ground...' anyone else have a visual of a rubgy/american football match
hey Prico, if you can log on from PR, notice she still has the 80's porn star bodyguard!
Fo Sho That avvie is fucking awsome!!! I still do that dance when I'm too happy for words but not happy enough to dry hump!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I too, had my first kid and i didn't have a clue, but I never endangered her!
I'm gonna post my 2 cents..
There has been times where all moms almost drop they're kids. Either, the mother trips or stumbles, or the kid decides to throw himself back, whatever the situation may be. In Brits case, it sucks to be under a microscope but some of the crap she pulls just proves she doesn't have commen sense. If you know you're going to be swarmed by photographers, have your assistants hold your drink and firmly hold your child until you get some place calm and safe.
Leave poor Britney alone, imagine how horrible she is feeling right now. She nearly dropped her baby, everyone is watching her, she has a sad excuse for a husband, she is still a child herself, give the kid a break. Everyone that says they have never endangered their childs life is a lying SOB. Stop judging her, you all are not God.
And no I am not a Britney fan.
I just feel for the girl
If you look at all the pictures, you can see she held onto that drink.
Mama's gotta have her drink in the limo!
http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/
b...518175009990001
FirstClass - Carlton is gonna dance all day for your birthday! Too bad I couldn't get a gif of his strip dance when he and Wil were trying to earn enough money to buy back Aunt Viv's bracelet.
Good Lord! Can we get a nanny or stroller or carrier? SOMETHING??? ANYTHING???
As heavy as he looks, why would anyone in their right mind be holding him with ONE hand? She's always trying to balance him in and out of cars, with her clunky ass shoes, tight pants, and other objects.
And I hate to say it, Trailer Park looks like she's three sheets to the wind. Are we sure it wasn't vodka in that glass? F*ck!
She might be a first time mom and all that, but common sense should tell that B that she shouldn't be juggling her kid around with multi-tasking. He isn't a toy. His head has been flopped around like a ragdoll one too many times.
No one's jealous, no one's hating. The crap she's been doing lately is serious and dangerous. And like someone mentioned, imagine what we DON'T see.
i think its a case of britney doing too much wrong, every day theres a picture of her doing soemthing to SPF that she shouldnt and shes been lucky so far that nothing bad (other than k fed being his dad)has happened to him. i get it that everyone makes mistakes and normally we get to make them in private but where is her support? her mum? her husband? anyone? except that 80s porn guy
i love her i truely do i cant help it but she need some help or something
ha, yah she did! that drink is very safe, LOL!
Do have any idea what it might be?
FirstClass aka B-DAY BITCH!!!! | 05.19.06 - 10:05 am
I don't.. everyone saying it's going to be a girl though!!
Fancy: I missed you!!!
What more can be said? I agree with Fo Sho, 1000%. Word.
Wow, I never knew people could get so het up over someone tripping up! Lucky you guys never see me tripping about - I'd be dead of shame in an hour.
There are many things that Brit Brit should do to better herself. One of the FIRST things she needs to do is BUY SOME JEANS THAT FIT! I think it's pathetic that she almost dropped her child on his head simply because she REFUSES to purchase clothes that fit!
And, she is under the microscope which is all the more reason to TRY and not act like such a DUMBASS!
Nadine | 05.19.06 - 10:13 am
What?? Britney is an adult, she isn't a child...
JELLO confirmed she is pregnant.
Thanks Anon2. I just think it's ironic how some of the people wanting the best for SPF have no problems with saying Britney should "die" or "commit suicide"...WTF?? I am a total asshole and I wouldn't even say something that horrid. Whatevs. I guess some people just didn't take their meds today.
First Class - I had no idea it was your b-day AND that you were preggers! Happy B-Day beeotch! I have probably seen your hot ass walking around this city!
How many people think she is going to "lose it"? I mean clinically...
LOL you guys Socialite's Life is saying that Brits' Bodyguard was a 70's porn star.. they have pics.. of him..... who knows?
MizRo - Much love! *pounds chest twice with fist, then throws up a peace sign*
someone called that..... way up in this long thread last night LOL
How many people think she is going to "lose it"? I mean clinically...
Duh Hickey! | 05.19.06 - 10:20 am |
She already has. HAve you seen the photo on her website and her "poem"? Plus, she thinks a gun will HELP her!
Nadine - I agree with you. Britney is a child because she never had a childhood. She grew up differently than the rest of us. Also, I am a mom and I didn't know I couldn't put her in the front seat of my car (in her carseat) when she was a baby. I was 24 and nobody told me. Am I a bad mother? No. I was learning! Sheesh.
Hi everyone I have missed you all and have been really busy!!
Anon2/Fancy | 05.19.06 - 10:09 am | #
*slobbery kisses*
Missed you 2! Welcome home!
First Class, i didn't know you were expecting either!!!! congratulations!!!
do you already know what it will be???
oh and Happy Birthday to who's evers'B-Day it it.. I can't read all of these posts
naw, she was a made for breeding, look at her. i'm sure Cheeto dust's not toxic.
b-day sluts are here!
JELLO confirmed she is pregnant.
E | 05.19.06 - 10:19 am | #
Seriously? Where did you see it? I can't find anything in the usual haunts...
Hell ya Foo. You probably have seen my walking around LOL. Look for the brasilian preggers lady in high heels. They will have to pry those bitches off my feet in the delivery room cause I am not taking them off!!!!
Can't beleave I'm saying this but got to agree with ya Foo. Don't say a mother shold die because she's clueless for god sake.
SO many others deserve that saying. How about the people that wipe out an entire people because they arn't on the same family tree. Now those people are deserving of the "should die" title.
Foo I'm telling you hotness I'm waiting for the 34th birthday baby!! A woman reaches her sexual peak then!!! Only ten more years to go!!
I expect my heart and head to explode at midnight of that year.
you people are all freakin idiots..i certainly am not a fan of brittney..but she is walking through a crowd...of photographers i am sure...i'm sure she can't see where whats at her feet from the throng of people and she stumbled...get over it. i think she is an loser, but certainly not b/c of THAT!
Child Welfare services need to take that damn baby away from her already. Cause had that been a ordinary person they would have been taken the baby by now especially with all the visits she gets. It just seems a little double standardish (I know that's not a real word but it works LOL). And OH LORD she's pregnant again??? She get's my nomination for parent of the year. WHATEVER!!!!
*popping in quickly*
Hey anon2!!!!!!!! Long time no "see"!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIRST CLASS! Mine's NEXT Friday - SO YA, HAPPY B-DAY TO A FELLOW MAY-BABY!!!!!!!!!
*popping out*
jenner! Drive-by posting!
fo sho | 05.19.06 - 10:36 am | #
I'm wearing a balaclava & everything
To the person who said Jello confirmed she's PG, where did you see that?
KeLL-Happy Bday to FirstClassH | 05.19.06 - 10:18 am
Happy birthday!!
I know that at 24 she is supposed to be an adult, but she never had a childhood/normal childhood and neither did she have a normal puberty. She was slung into adulthood at 16 and that is why I still call her a child, she never got the opportunity to grow up normally.
this is really sad. the fact that shes shitney is whats keeping her out of trouble with cps. if it was shar, she would have had her kids taken away from her. shitney was proven time and time again that she is unfit. i predict that kevin, he will get custody, go back to shar and they will raise those children. she has fucked up royally. im so happy that she is shitney spears. she deserves all the attention, good or bad that she gets. bravo!!!
I heard j- Lo pregnant also..... on TV last night on the news ....I looked on the net nothing yet also heard it on GMA this AM....
Brit needs to stay home for a year or two so we can try to get over all the things she has done the past couple months,,, she needs to just stay home.
First Class - Shit do NOT take those heels off! Let me know what happens with that! ha ha ha. Do you know if you are having a boy or girl? I didn't know. You are the same age I was when I had my daugther. I am 32 now so only two more years until the sexual peak!!! YES!!!! It's TRUE though, it is sooooooooo much better now than in my 20's. Honk!
Check this out, she must be feeling lousy.
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/page/3/
Anonymous | 05.19.06 - 10:40 am
You cannot get your baby taken away from you for tripping, using a carseat improperly, accidentally dropping them or even for being a moron. Get a clue.
Oh my Gawd. I cannot believe people are still defending this useless piece of shit fat cow whoring greasy skanky poor excuse for a mother. Look at her track record, people. This is not the first, nor the second incident. With me you get three chances. She has already passed that. And yes, life is rough with the papparazi following you everywhere, but leave the child at home. Put down your mother fucking precious frappachino and buy a baby carrier or a stroller. I don't buy the new mother shit anymore. Educate yourself, bitch.
Nadine - Thank you so much for posting that link! I am sorry but I am human and have a heart and I officially feel sorry for this girl. We have no idea what she goes through. All the people saying that she should die are heartless and cruel. She loves that baby.
Nadine
I don't think that’s a good enough excuse to cut her some slack. She made the conscientious decision that she could take on the responsibly by becoming a mother. I mean she's almost 25, when she's 28+ and doing the same stunts with her children, are you still going to lable her as a child just becuase she didn't have a "childhood"?
Jessucka - No offense, but celebs carry their babies because if they don't, people run up and touch them while they are sitting in the stroller. I would freak if some stranger touched my baby. I just think it's wrong to judge this girl when we don't walk in her shoes. That's not to say that we can't trash her clothes, her accent, her hair etc. That is fine, but I draw the line at this. It's making me sick some of the things people are saying. I don't think I will comment on any Britney posts anymore.
LOL Damn straight Foo!!
I'm having myself a little tatter tot boy. Had to return some of the dresses I had bought.
SO much for instinct right!!!!
Girl you better fill out your will at 33 cause you know you're hearts just going to fucking shatter come 34.
If she's so overwhelmed with the papparazzi and the media, then she should get the fuck away from the public eye and concentrate on her family.
Foo, I wouldn't want random people touching my baby either; that's why I would leave it at home. I think she just takes him out like that to get more publicity.
This is what I get for spending the day at Children's with my youngest! And no, I didn't drop her!
I am so sick of this shit, if this were any other person fucking up this frequently with pictures to back it up that baby would be gone in no time. But no, it's Dumbass Spears and she's untouchable.
I tripped walking down the stairs with my middle daughter, I protected her to the point she was laughing and thought it was a "fun ride". I ended up with a torn ligament in my knee and a dislocated elbow, but she was fine. This bitch can't even drop her drink.....
Parenting for dummies, she needs parenting for dummies....
ok people.. I am a first time mother...give Brit a break
Cut the bitch some slack..... If you lived your life in the public eye like she does I am sure we'd catch all you finger pointers fucking up left and right....... people that live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones
Jessucka, I respect your opinion but I don't think she wants to be photographed. I think she just wants to go shopping and take her baby with her. All she has done in the public eye since having the baby is launch her new perfume and an episode of Will & Grace.
Oh well, we agree to disagree. I am out of this post now!
First Class - Congrats on your baby boy! Good luck. Keep us informed!
Over on cityrag, apparently Brit has given Kfucktard an ultimatum (the details of which are still being worked out). Either he respects her and SPF, or he's out.
I thought you figured out an ultimatum first, then delivered it. At least it's good news. The fuck is 27 and has already had 4 accidental kids. He should be castrated.
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 8:55 pm | #
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*** That is funny! He didn't respect his first family, so why should he treat her any different? I know that she can't be serious.
Foo, no love lost. I have read elsewhere that she tips the photogs off on her location. I think she likes getting her picture taken. It keeps her has been ass in the public eye. Later.
Nadine
Thanks for the link. Now I feel bad too. Brit Brit makes some dumb ass mistakes but she loves little Cheeto.
Over on cityrag, apparently Brit has given Kfucktard an ultimatum (the details of which are still being worked out). Either he respects her and SPF, or he's out.
I thought you figured out an ultimatum first, then delivered it. At least it's good news. The fuck is 27 and has already had 4 accidental kids. He should be castrated.
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 8:55 pm | #
*** Is she serious with quote? Kevin didn't respect the first family, why in the world would she think that she would be treated differently?
Morning all you guys!
X5,
LOL no I'm trying not to pop a blood vessel but if I do hey I went out with passion.
Mama Roux,
Hi, I'm glad you liked my posts. Don't worry about the Barney one, I was just blowing off steam, I actually aplogized for it a few posts down knowing I'd gone too far. I wouldn't wish suicide on Britney in real life, like if she did it I wouldn't cry or anything but I wouldn't party either, you know?
The suicide humor comes from my family. Most of us come from the hills of Ireland and I have no idea why but for some reason we find suicide humor to be very funny "hill humor" it's been dubbed by some back in the old country. Like if someone annoys us our responce is to humorously think of ways they could die or kill themselves. It's astree realiver. Wish ill on another person so you don't ACT ill on another person. Hillers have infamous tempers.
Please do not take offense to my humor, I am really not that violent and let's admit it, the Barney idea was pretty funny.
It's all a joke, I'd never hurt anyone unless it was in self defense in which case I think we'd all make an exception.
Now as to all of you here--We are up to 996 post here according to my chart! Come on everyone! Four more!!!
1000!
ooops!!! almost...
If you look at the pics on the link, Brit is walking out with her son and his hat is tilted sideways (ala KFeD). You dont do that if you want privacy for your kids. You do that when you know he's going to be photographed. Seriously, she's the only celebrity mom that welcomes the paparazzi taking pictures of her baby. Most celebrities shield their kid from photographers as much as possible.
Secondly, why is she in New York? Something to do with her career?? If so, leave the kid at home. People say "oh, but if she's photographed without her kid, they'd think she was a bad mother". Let them think what they want!!! Britney can respond back by saying she wants her kid to be raised with privacy!! Many stars with children before her did that and people eventually got bored of them and left them alone.
Sorry, but the girl is a celebrity and unfortunately she has to follow different rules than you and I when it comes to walking around with her child. She is putting him at risk because she is a overwhelmed and not focusing.
Thelma, I totally agree. I knew a guy like KFED who had like six or seven children with different women by the time he was 27. He walked away from every relationship when a better situation or a new person came along. But every new woman that he hooked up with thought she'd be different and that she was the one who can change him!!! Then they were irritated that the guy didn't change at all!!
You know yesterday looking at K-Fed I felt sorry for her but if this bitch does not get a snuggly I'm going to fucking kill her. How hard is it to concentrate on the little life in your arms? You have bodyguards and shit, let them carry, your purse drink or whatever else you have with you and CONCENTRATE! I have a headache...
Stephanie and Jessica are just like their hero Britney...Child abusers!
Anonymous | 05.18.06 - 11:57 pm | #
lol I don't even know where to start. I'm 19, so no kids...and I'm a deadhead, about as far as you can get from a Britney Spears fan (although I did buy her cd in the 6th grade, 1998 ) . It's not that I feel bad for Britney Spears, I feel bad because I see a human being trying to be a new mother and getting completely ripped apart for just walking down the street. She has done some dumb shit before, we all know that. Everyone is acting like they are so genuinely concerned for Sean Preston, but we all know its just an opportunity to make jokes about his mom. It's easy I know, but come on, three people could've been hurt by the fall, 2 in particular, being Sean and Brit's unborn child. How tripping equates to negligence is beyond me, but the point is that everyone is okay.
Stephanie your 19 and much wiser than most of the people on this site.They are probably old enough to be YOUR mother.LOL
Long Island Irish | 05.19.06 - 11:20 am | #
Yeah, LII, I'm sorry I made that post. I didn't mean to put you on the spot or anything, but it seems I did. I would've apologized sooner but I had to go to bed. I was just like "Whoa!" when I read your Anon post. I saw your later posts about how you were just blowing off steam. Guess you just got really into it, huh? lol I totally understand. There are only so many of Britney's "mishaps" a girl can take.
Seriously, though... I admire how much passion and concern you have for SPF. Good on ya, LII.
At least she didn't drop him. Why should she have to leave her baby at home? Then everyone would say "why do we never see her with SPF?".
Do the places you live sell glass pop bottles? I take glass outside with me all the time. I think those comments were pretty dumb. No offense.
If she were just a regular person, NO, the baby would not get taken away! No one in this world would keep their kids!
Also, some people jump to so many conclusions! I think it's gross to assume she's drinking liquor while pregnant.
Mama Roux,
No need to apolgize. I went so nuts on todays shitney thread that someone actually screamed "Shut up Bitch!!!" when I looked back at what I wrote I was horried. Really, I need my wings clipped from time to time which is weird because in real life I don't say boo to a goose. I feed them actually because they are cute.
dammit, i'm on this post too late...
LOL letinstar,
It's okay. You're helping us get to 1000 posts by posting.
After looking thru these Britney pics and MK's comments the whole situation is funny, then kinda sad. Seeing the pics of Britney very genuinely crying I feel sorry for her having to learn the tough role of new mommy under such fierce media scrutiny. She knows that with the publication of these photos she's gonna get trashed in the media again. But then again in that last picure of her sitting there with her g-string hanging out and her stupid white baby doll shirt with black bra and thinking of the previous post pics of K-Fed and his tools im reminded again that stupid people shouldnt breed.
1014 post!!!! Oh My god 1014!!!!!!!
This girl was doomed from the start. First who would ever want a guy who leavs his pregnant girlfriend. Yeah that really shows he is a honorable guy. Second, he didnt have a job and after a few months of dating she askes K Fed to marry her. That's weird. Third, she had to buy her own wedding ring, how embarrassing. Four, who drives on the highway with an infant on our lap, thats ridiculous. Last but not least, why would you carry a baby when ur already pregnant again with high heels on, long jeans and a drink in your hand? I dont think Spears is all there!
What is Lainey and where is the beat down post? I wouldn't be surprised about Madonna & Guy; Sean Penn had to slap a bitch around too. She's a dirtly little masochistic whore. Sooo unlike her image when it comes to her punk positioning with men. She deserves Guy. They're both cunts.
Hey rocket scientist, the baby is in her left hand and the drink in her right....
WHAT A MORON! She can't blame that SHIT on the PAPARAZZI. They weren't in her way
Was she wearing heels? Did she trip?
"Ya'll" should save your sympathy for people (mothers) who deserve it.
Be careful what you ask for you just might get it: She wanted to be famous (she got it!) -- you can't pick and choose which part of fame you want and don't want that comes w/all that money. She wanted Kevin Federline, even though his girlfriend was pregnant with his child. She got it! She wanted a baby with this dumbass. She got that too!
You should feel sorry for mothers who don't have the resources that she has at her disposal to raise their children. There are people in this world to feel sorry for her and a dumb white trash bimbo millionairre is not one of them! Safe your sympathy for SPF!
i think all yall are real stupid and why are they spending so much time in HER buisness there are plenty of celeb mothers out there to be stalked besides the media makes no sense or the reporter must not have kids and if they did there spending more time on brittany than there own kids so they dont know when a child is sleep in there car seat they tend to slouch over NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES U FIX THEM and if u trip and have a 16 oz drink in one hand and a 25lb baby in the other which one do u think will slip more use ur damn brain thier is nothing wrong with her being a mother ask ur mother how many accident she had when u was born im pretty sure u have rolled off a couch or two does that make ur mom a bad mother dont think so use ur brain before u talk about some one being a mother because ur words could really hurt a new mother who is trying her best
They DO stalk other moms. Why don't the other celeb moms get in trouble? It's because they are smart women who know how to take care of babies. Angelina Jolie has been seen carrying TWO tots at once, but somehow managed not to almost kill either!
Oh and my mom didn't have me getting into any accidents, because she was a PhD. Britney probably thinks that's a shoe line.
Holy shit!! 1022 posts!
honestly, i feel sorry for britney.....the paps need to back the fuck up when a mom is with her young child, jeeeez, its just common sense. i love making fun of britney just like the rest of us....but now i only feel sorry for her, those r real tears she's crying!
Come on! How many people in this 'chat room' even have kids?
If you did have kids, you'd have more sympathy and be grateful you aren't followed by paps all the time.
moi | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 7:06 pm | #
UMMMMMMM WHY RU SNAKING MY NIC? I'M 'MOI'!
I don't know who this other moi is. I haven't posted since my comments to Long Island the other day. wtf?
and whats worse is people are saying she will be the next diana, and birt knows that they say it, but she’s just making one more nail in the coffin for herself. She fears all this and that but she never pro-activly helps prevent it.
She should be able to afford the best baby safety gear and she should be knowledgable at it, you can go to the local cops or firestation and they will train you for free, and install your child saftey seats! So there should be no excuse why her or any other mother should not know how to propery restrain and protect thier child from any harm.
Also wearing “clumsy shoes” when you are holding a baby is just stupid. I never wear my sandals If I’m moving furniture, or carrying computer gear becuase I KNOW damn well I might trip and fall and damage the computer or furniture!!! anybody should know that!!!
She is just a MORON Plain and simple!!! We all need to stop obbessing about her, and mabye she will go away and never get back to making those HORRIBLE “SONGS” of hers, and people will move on to better things to pay for, like helping the planet, or using that 14 dollars you might have spent on a cd of hers, to buy a cheap shirt at the mall, or buy a cookbook, or buy some blank dvds, or to rent a couple good movies, or treat yourself to dinner. or use it to buy 3 at the supermarket. I cna think of lots to do with 14 bucks and if we didnt buy any of the crappy music we hear then we would have alot more money in our pockets and we would all be happy and peaceful and we cna all walk under a rainbow....
there my rant is done I’m thirsty and hungry,
[grabs a sprite and a nice salad]
OH MY GOD - people act as if they are perfect parents we all know we have done something to fuck up our kids one way or another .... I feel sorry for her being watched 24/7 people waitting to see her fuck up again. Its a shame that is what our world has come down to. How many of you tried to carry a heavy baby when u where PG???? Shit happens the kid didnt fall and all is fine it would so suck to be her.
Just as a point, how do people know that she didnt console him?
With the angenda of the paps to expose her as a rotten parent lately, surely you can't believe this photo narrative as fact automatically?
I am not saying its a conspiracy per se, but how do we know she didnt console Sean? All I think when I see those pictures is how pathetic and soulless the paps are, and I am actually starting to think that reading gossip sites is a nasty thing to do.
They are sitting there, waiting for Britney to fuck up. Its their new "thing". What interest wuld any of them have in showing her being a loving mother? ABSOLUTELY NONE.
I think people should b more critical about what they read/see. And yes, maybe be nice to people rather than nasty...
Brit is nasty. She is NO good mother like Angelina Jolie. Brit should let someone adopt Preston, and give him a good life. Brit will kill the poor baby.
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