Finally! Let's get this over to see what their next move is!!
Hopefully, Anniston will go away and stop whining when the event is over! I'm so sick of her! Good for Pitt and Jolie--this should be a gorgeous kid!
YAY!
And placenta pudding for all!
I think we'll know when Jesus Pitt Jolie hits the World. The Earth will shake, doves will cry, angels will soar and Jennifer Aniston will spontaneously combust.
That's some funny shit!
Jesus,the longest pregnancy in history!
mann!!! i was hoping that brat come out on June 6th 2006... get it 06.06.06.... the fucking antichrist.... makes sense...
The Earth will shake, doves will cry, angels will soar and Jennifer Aniston will spontaneously combust.
So cruel and yet so funny.
i fucking LOVE Angelina!
wish her well and a tough stick to chew on throughout the labor!
Jennifer Aniston will spontaneously combust.
YOUR mouth to Gods ear!
Jennifer Aniston will spontaneously combust.
YOUR mouth to Gods ear!
I know I'm probably late with this thought but if the kid isn't born in the U.S. that means it won't be a U.S. citizen right? I mean how does that work exactly?
kitkat, your avie makes me horny!
Wow kitkatwoman, I'll I need to know about the birds and the bees I can learn from your gravatar. Sexy!
That picture is cracking me up MK! Hilarious.
I wonder what they will name the baby..... Maddox - Zahara - I'm going to go w/ "Adia" (meaning a gift) Pronounced AH-dee-Ah
Adia Pitt lol
"Angelina may opt for a home birth" She still is going to bite down on a stick than receive pain meds, right?? The Lions are still going to be at her side, right??
hopefully angelina wont die... i think shes hot... iwonder how bad her stretch marks are.... well atleast shes not opting for a c-section on her 8th month.. gotta respect her for that one... i hear celebs do that on purpose so that the extra weight on the 9th month dissipates... boy these cleb moms are such wankers!!! why bother having a kid if you are not going to do it right???
I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THE LIONS ARE GOING TO BE THERE!!
Can't wait for the baby (and spontaneous combustion)!!
And by YAY I mean boo...
ava is IPORN (giggles)
And placenta pudding for all!
jennifer | 05.19.06 - 1:27 pm | #
LMAO!!!!
(may i have a piece????)
KeLL-Happy Bday to FirstClass! | 05.19.06 - 1:34 pm | #
Yeah, lions will be there. As well as all the other barnyard animals in the manger.
KeLL-Happy Bday to FirstClass! | 05.19.06 - 1:34 pm | #
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRR
You mean this bitch hasn't popped YET?!
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
that pic w/ this story has me laughing my f*cking ass off
Reminds me of those commercials re: litter, with the Native American crying one solitary tear............
I will laugh my ass-off if their baby turns out to be ugly looking. Two good looking people don't always make a beautiful baby. That's what they'll get for being too damn good looking.
Sally Struthers was the 1970's Angelina, with Sally all fat walking thru hordes of starving children, what a walking contridiction.
Angelina is 1 million times HOTTER!
Love you Angie!
(may i have a piece????)
vanina | 05.19.06 - 1:36 pm |
By all means, sure! There's also bloody placenta mary's.
JENNER! Is that the short bus to hell?????????????
Who fucking cares when this spawn will appear?
The Da Vinci Code and Angelina 'opening' on the same day? Heaven Help Us its a SIGN..
It's a girl!!
Only one of the parents has to be a US citizen. This will be awesome! Manniston on fire...I wouldn't piss on her!
Mousie Wants to Lick Nick | 05.19.06 - 1:40 pm | #
it CAN be, it is expensive to rent a bus - so we might as well use this one here
Mrs. Smith | 05.19.06 - 1:40 pm | #
lol!
the savior is here!
Question for all Dlisted mothers who have given birth:
At the moment of truth when the contractions hit, do you start freaking out?
Vanina - Hey girl! This is a little off topic so I apologize to everyone else but where do you recommend I exchange my money in Argentina? The airport or a bank? I have heard conflicting stories...also, what do you think about the hotels on the North side of Buenos Aires. We were going to stay at Hotel Milan but my BF just changed it to something he said was nicer....I hear all sorts of crap about your stuff getting stolen from your hotel in BsAs if they know you are American. I think I am fine since I will be with BF but I wonder...I hear conflicting stories and he's been in the states for 5 years so maybe he doesn't know anymore...help!
Holy crap! If that painting is a true depiction of God, then God must rock the leather-bear scene in San Francisco.
wontingwitch | Homepage | 05.19.06 - 1:31 pm | #
Wontin, i think
maybe the kid will have double citinzenship or something?...i don't know well...
i do have that though, being born here but having an italian father gave me double citinzenship...
(gee, i'll have to do some research to know more!!!!)
Everything will stop and there will be Breaking News all over the place!
Jen will get get the 1st call from Brad now.Congratualte me Bitch,I'm a Daddy
jenner | Homepage | 05.19.06 - 1:41 pm | #
well what the hell happened HERE!?!?!? How'd I get a homepage & no avvie............. *shakes fist at too many columns in signature area*
| wontingwitch 05. 19.-06 1:31pm |
Since both parents are US citizens, the baby will be one too. It may have dual citzenship.
Fuck! YES! It's about time! Sorry I have to admit it, I can't wait for this baby to get here! 
GO YANKEES 
Hey vanina, kitkat Gave you a shout out on the Brit thread.
KellKell you are seriously cracking my shit up with the lions.....
Ruby - I didn't. But then again I have a very HIGH tolerance for pain. I'm talking freaky tolerance. Doctors have told me I'm like a freak of nature or something. Not to say that it didn't hurt - because IT DID but I didn't scream or yell or anything. It's like your worst cramps ever times 100. Sorry!
That's funny We did OK when alien-Cruise was born though. I have faith we will survive and all will be well in the world.
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur | Homepage |
but are you SURE?!?!?!?
::shakes and cries::
HAHA @ KellKell. I wonder if they'll lick her face lovingly and purr in her ear when Jesus Pitt Jolie emerges from her magic vag
Reminds me of those commercials re: litter, with the Native American crying one solitary tear............
jenner | 05.19.06 - 1:38 pm |
*solitary tear, remembering him & Tootsie Roll owl*
I think we'll know when Jesus Pitt Jolie hits the World. The Earth will shake, doves will cry, angels will soar and Jennifer Aniston will spontaneously combust
I think you are right, vanina...double citizenship....and on topic: *yawn* and having two attractive parents does not guarantee the child will be attractive! Get over it!
I wonder if when the baby is born, they'll make white smoke come out of a chimney to signal its birth?
::shakes and cries::
_sugarfree_ | 05.19.06 - 1:44 pm
You're so silly Hang in tight, sugarfee Hey, are you aspartame??
KeLL,
GO YANKEES
Thanks LBFF,
I have a high tolerance for pain too but I'm pretty sure I'm going to freak out.
Anona Matronic | 05.19.06 - 1:41 pm |
I think you're right!
However, I would like to add, seeing Jennifer spontaneously combust would be THE shit!
Little Bunny Foo Foo 05.19.06 - 1:43 pm
Damn Foo....that's just wrong! and fucking scary!
and it proves what we already knew....you're one Baaaad Bitch!
Ruby - Well don't get yourself all worked up. After I had the epidural, I couldn't feel a damn thing! I didn't even know when to push. The doctor had to tell me. It was like I was completely paralyzed.
YSW- I know right? ha ha ha...I know it's weird but I just kind of wimpered a little bit and closed my eyes. I did end up getting an epidural but that is ONLY because the dr. said he was going to do an episiotomy. Gross.
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur | Homepage | 05.19.06 - 1:45 pm | #
i'm actually splenda xD!!!
Well since I'm not even pregnant, I'll put my fears on the backburner. However, I plan to have an epidural the moment the 1st contraction hits.
Foo, you are superhuman. My epidural wore off right in the middle of the blessed event, so I unfortunately felt his skull passing through my bagina. Like the other half said:
"It's beautiful, but it AIN'T pretty!".
On topic: I wonder if Ol' Dirty Pitt will take a shower in honor of the coming of the Savior????
better off exchanging at a bank...hubby travels around the world and his experience is the banks give better rates.
heartsflowers | 05.19.06 - 1:45 pm | #
Get over it??? What r u talking about, oh....... I get it you must the product of two good looking parents, right?
DAMN IT WHERE IS NOANJIL??!!
I've chased that hoe through four threads now LOLOL
Got your B-Day shout out YYEEEHAAA!!!
OKay I'm going to be gone for a few hours in a bit here cause just got my first Present from my Boss!!
It's a day at the Spa downstairs!!!!
Baby Massage Mannie and Peddie.
Oh yeah yeah hate me I don't care.
And on Topic.....Great the Rapture is Opon us!!!! I'm screwed.
how does one predict that she will give birth in the next 48 hours? is extra her ob/gyn? did they get a her cervix measurements?
bzbeeheartsrockstars | 05.19.06 - 1:52 pm | #
aaaaaaaah! now im convinced.. im NEVER EeeeeeeeeeeVER going to procreate :::pops birthcontrol pills in mouth:::
My best friend was scared to death and the pain *shudders* whew!
She suffered.
They finally gave her an epidural but she scared the crap out of me!
They were going on about the Lions protecting them...they better be there!!
Ruby, I was one of those chicks who had Braxton-Hicks contractions for many weeks before I went into the hospital to be induced(I was overdue). So the contractions never just "hit", it was just a gradual worsening.
Foo, admit it. You didn't scream cuz you were rolling.
even with and epidural I felt when i had to get an EPISIOTOMY, it was like a fucking burning hot poker seized my who-ha skin and didnt let go.
Drugs never really take all the pain away no matter what a fucking man says.
Hey Ruby!
God, I hope she gives birth soon! I just hope she has a safe delivery and a HEALTHY baby. Brad is ALREADY a daddy! This is his THIRD child. I wonder what Jen has planned for the weekend?
Is JLO preggars?
GO YANKEES
I wonder if when the baby is born, they'll make white smoke come out of a chimney to signal its birth?
fo sho | 05.19.06 - 1:45 pm | #
How exactly do they have it pinned down to "48 hours"?
Um I gave birth to a 9 pound 6 ounce boy 20 years ago.Back then you were a champ for not taking any drugs with a birth.So dumbshit me didnt.
His big ass weighed more then a set of twins born that same day.I had a big Seanie the natural way.Maybe thats why today I enjoy Vicodin WAY too much.
Go for the epidural girls.Prepare to scream it LOUD and get it ASAP.
Good luck.
I hope they have a girl.
....think I read it somewhere too...
Wonting witch, if you are under 18 with at least one US citizen parent, then you are immediately eligible for citizenship as long as the parents file a petition. Its not automatic though. If they forget to file and say baby commits a crime, it can deported to Namibia, LOL.
God, I can't wait til she drops this load then I don't have hear about it anymore. Unless she's one of those celebs who act like they are the first woman to give birth. Then I'm sending an assassin.
Maybe her water broke... they like to get the kid out one way or the other within a certain amount of time after the water breaks.
Naw, it's a false alarm like their supposed wedding in Italy a couple of months ago. I hope the baby is born when The Break-up is gonna open "worldwide" LOL!!
All I know is that it's gonna be madness when they go back to their home in Malibu. They gotta go back because Brad starts filming
Ocean's 42,813 in June or July. I think they'll keep a low profile in this country.
i tell it likes it is...
No, the poor things were blessedly unattractive!
The Earth will shake, doves will cry, angels will soar and Jennifer Aniston will spontaneously combust.
wow MK! i'd pay $$$$ even to see that!
Foo, admit it. You didn't scream cuz you were rolling.
Mousie Wants to Lick Nick | 05.19.06 - 1:54 pm | #
To quote the eloquent Fred Durst:
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'!
Dietcoke:
Birth was NOTHING after putting up with being pregnant for 9 months. For a girl who luvs to pah-tee, it nearly killed me!
Mrs. Smith | 05.19.06 - 1:55 pm | #
i gave birth to my 3rd at 10# 13oz and there were twins born the day before that didnt equal 10# together, mind you to this day this 10#13oz is the skinniest kid on the block
I can't wait for my saviour, my religion to come to this earth!!!
Im starting the church of jesus jolie-pitt!!!
bzbeeheartsrockstars&x | 05.19.06 - 1:57 pm | #
no f*ing way! i'd die without my dosis of ciggies and tequila for 9 months... artificial insemination (SP?! -dont bother correcting me... i do not give a shit ) sounds WAY better
Oh hell no i should never see Fred Durst lines coming out of Betty Boop? EVER!!!!
Nornnisiiima | 05.19.06 - 1:58 pm | #
oooo! can i join?!?!
would we have to go to church every day? can the church be dlisted?!?!?
Lemure: Maybe assassin is a bit harsh, perhaps we can just have her lips deflated (both sets)HAHAHAHAH~!
Im starting the church of jesus jolie-pitt!!!
sign me up!!!
How exactly do they have it pinned down to "48 hours"?
scout | 05.19.06 - 1:54 pm | #
scout - I'd say she's either already had it or she's in labor now, and they're just building in a day or two to give themselves some breathing room.
Ok, all you moms are scaring the hell out of me.
I doubt she's really in labor. They're just saying that because the Jolie-Pitts have been MIA for the last week.
Lastly, I think its a boy.
forgive me if this has been brought up - but WTF with the airplane on standby? If girlfriend has complications and needs to get to a medical facility and needs a plane to get there she'll be SOL.
oh - and for the contractions question - you'll make it to the hospital where first class pain meds await, no problem. just don't let them break your water until *after* the epidural is in. Your world of hurt kicks up a notch when the water breaks. :-(
i was so hoping it would be 6/6/06....i wanted to share my wedding anniversary with the baby!!!!
LBFF!!!!!!
hola linda!!!!
ok, here are some tips:
(sorry ya'll if this off topic conversation annoys you)
*change your money at the bank, not at the airport nor the street,when you do that, put the money in a pocket or similar, never in a purse or bag!!! one dollar equals 3 pesos!!!!
* stick on the north side of buenos aires most of the time,is less dangerous!!!!
* try not acting like a tourist (that is: wearing argentinian t-shirts, taking pictures on the streets like a madwoman, etc.
*ALWAYS keep an eye on your belongings
* negociate prices and look before you buy, vendors will rise their prices the minute they notice your're american!!!!
* try NOT to wear a purse!!!!(or anything that hangs!!) please, i don't want you to get robbed, put your money on a pocket!!!!
* avoid walking alone at nights!!!! it's kind of a very bad idea, stay in well lighted streets
* let your Boyfriend do the talking, since he talks spanish i'll be hard to get screwed up!!!
i know all the above sounded harsh, but Argentina is the land of contradictions, just be a little careful, i have to admit that probably all the crappy stories you've heard are true 
Mouse - you fucked Fred Durst! What the fuck is that avatar? It's giving me a headache and we can't have that now can we?
**Shudders** And people ask me why I don't have kids yet. Hooray for all you brave mothers.
pats, if your water breaks and you don't deliver within 24 hours they enduce you right away...or thats what told me...
no f*ing way! i'd die without my dosis of ciggies and tequila for 9 months... artificial insemination (SP?! -dont bother correcting me... i do not give a shit ) sounds WAY better
_sugarfree_///_dietcoke_ | 05.19.06 - 1:59 pm | #
Girl, I tell ya---I was like WOO HOO! when my water broke!
Sounds reasonable LA and like you I think it's already born...
bzwantsbradtobathe | 05.19.06 - 2:00 pm |
Which set of lips?
Jessucka | 05.19.06 - 2:03 pm
Story of my fucking life.....that's all I hear!
OK I looked for this for like, 15 minutes so y'all better appreciate it 
It's re: 2 beautiful children reproducing - a "formula" if you will, courtesy of lainey:
Hot + hot = Ugly
Hot + average = Fairly attractive
Average + Average = Hot
Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute
Hot + Ugly = Ugly
Average + Ugly = Uglier
Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace
ie Baby Pitt may not be the genetic lottery we all think it will be
But I'm still DYING for her to birth that baby
(note to self: seek help for Angie obsession)
(note to self: seek help for Angie obsession)
jenner | Homepage | 05.19.06 - 2:07 pm | #
there is no help for the obsession, and I know this all too well!
LOVE ME SOME ANGELINA!
Baby Pitt may not be the genetic lottery we all think it will be
jenner | Homepage | 05.19.06 - 2:07 pm | #
let us pray the child gets angie's skin...
Thanks Vanina! Besos!
I am sure I will be fine but even with him being from Argentina, he seems a little green sometimes. Hell, we live in Chicago so I am used to watching my back in certain situations but I am still a little apprehensive. I promise I won't be by myself at all and I'll have him do the talking and handle the money when we go shopping. Your comments about tourists made me laugh since we have that same shit here - People walking around with a camera, video camera, always looking up at the buildings, and wearing hideous t-shirts that say "I love Chicago" on them.
One more question - Am I going to stick out like a sore thumb? I have really blonde hair, blue eyes etc.
let us pray the child gets angie's skin...
just me aka ivanna humpalot | 05.19.06 - 2:08 pm | #
true dat
LOVE ME SOME ANGELINA!
kitkatwoman80% | 05.19.06 - 2:08 pm | #
you & me both
*sigh & swoon*
I bet she can feed 400 hungry kids with her placenta...
KeLL-Happy Bday to FirstClass! | 05.19.06 - 2:09 pm | #
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAH!!! too damned funny
uh oh. Foo's unhappy. TOO FUCKING BAD! IT'S EITHER THIS OR THE GREEN FUCKING EYE, HAREBALL! Loves me some Foo.
bzbeeheartsrockstars - "It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up! Everything is fucked and everybody sucks! You don't really know why, but you wanna justify RIPPING SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF!"
Yeah, the red menace has landed and Mousie is dangerous!
I bet she can feed 400 hungry kids with her placenta...
KeLL-Happy Bday to FirstClass! | 05.19.06 - 2:09 pm |
Just spread it on some Ritz crackers. yummy.
Mouse if that green eye comes out I will kick your fucking ass. There will be no meth, cheetos or visits with Hagface for a MONTH. Don't test me. I'll feed Hagface rat poison and you'll never see the father of your imaginary white trash kids ever again. Snort.
also, who is that man that looks like a yogi staring down at the earth in the pic MK put up?
"It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up! Everything is fucked and everybody sucks! You don't really know why, but you wanna justify RIPPING SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF!"
Mousie Wants to Lick Nick | 05.19.06 - 2:11 pm | #
I fucking HATE Limp Biscuit but lawd howdy do i love that song - especially if I'm in a pissy mood - I blare that & take finger gun shots at random people.....
LOL I remember the tourist conversation. Like fucking wild kingdom. Travel in packs the fuckers. Keep walking with your face pointed to the sky.
Jenner - even better is Linkin Park's "SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU - SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.19.06 - 2:18 pm | #
oh I don't know that one, best download - er, purchase CD - to add to my "angry music" folder............
Mousie:
My girlie went ran with my pay
When fellas came to play
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
Ah...pure poetry!
Seriously, is he the biggest tool ever or WHAT???? I am totally staying out of whatever you and Foo are battling about. I'm skeered of Foo's raw power, and what would I do without meth for a month? Shit.
But...but why do they have a plane on standby? does that mean they're getting the hell out of there as soon as she gives birth?
Just spread it on some Ritz crackers. yummy.
jennifer
Throw in some cheese whiz in there...and top it off with some ginger-ale... it would be a FEAST for those kids!! Of course they would be fighting off the lions... Lions love Ritz crackers...
I'm loopy! sympathy alcohol for lunch... wooooo hoooooo
pass the pills Mousie & LBFF
Lions love Ritz crackers...
KeLL-Happy Bday to FirstClass! | 05.19.06 - 2:19 pm | #
It's true, I read it in National Geographic.
this kid is going to be fug.
what about animal crackers? elephants and monkeys and lions oh my!
KeLL-Happy Bday to FirstClass! | 05.19.06 - 2:19 pm | #
WTF?! Lions love Ritz crackers?! hahahahaha thats f*ckd up ! lol
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.19.06 - 2:09 pm | #
LMAO!!!!!
if you live in Chicago(which is a big lively city) i think you'll be fine!!!!
you know about the tourist syndrome and how to act in those "hard situations", that's good and makes me feel somewhat relieved.
just have common sense and be wary that's all!!!
and yes, Bunny darling, you sound like the girl- next- door+ all- american -girl so you'll probably stand out!!!
Tabatha, I slipped you oxy under the desk this morning, you bitch! What the hell do you want now???????
ahhhh bzbee.. maybe it wore off... maybe.. perhaps...
I'm stockpiling for weekend... shhhhhhh
Foo's raw power makes my nipples tingle LOLOLOL
Shit a stiff breeze does that to but damn it I'm giving Foo credit on this one.
I'm usually not a mean-spirited person, but I hope with all my might that this baby will be the FUGLIEST baby the celebrity world has ever seen! Then I will know that there is karmatic balance in the world afterall.
FirstClass aka B-DAY BITCH!!!! | 05.19.06 - 2:24 pm | #
damn girl and you won't even reach your sexual peak for 10 years........I hesitate to even finish that thought
what about animal crackers? elephants and monkeys and lions oh my!
Tabatha/Freckled Fuck | 05.19.06 - 2:20 pm
What?? This is a feast, not some tacky party...damn!
It's true, I read it in National Geographic.
jenner
LOL it's okay Jenner it might have to do with the metal shoved through them that nobody knows about LOLOLOLOL
And like i said that's why i know on Midnight of that year my head and heart and crotch will explode all at once in a BLAZE of glory.
But now i'm off to go get touched in many diffrent wonderful ways LOL.
Sea Breeze | 05.19.06 - 2:25 pm |
Oh it won't matter how beautiful the baby is, you know you will still think it's fug.
Fuck, y'all making me hungry again.
First Class - LMFAO! I have a boob job and was fine the next day. I went to the store and everything. I heard most people feel like an elephant is standing on their chest. Snort. Sucks to be other people. Just kidding.
Vanina - Thanks again! I leave one week from today and I will maybe try to post while I am there. We'll see what my days are filled with.
FirstClass aka B-DAY BITCH!!!! | 05.19.06 - 2:29 pm | #
oh man I totally have that Bon Jovi song in my head, but, you know, with the lyrics slightly altered
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.19.06 - 2:13 pm OMG, I can't stop laughing!
bzbee - Foo knows I love her but she's on my last fucking nerve. She needs to trim her damn whiskers. And since I am the one who supplies her with crank, she needs to STFO or the Hummer will leave Chicago out of it's next run and Sassy will get it all!
AND NOW SHE'S STUCK WITH MY HOMIES THAT SHE FUCKED!
uh, just a question here.. but my sexual peak has been since 20's... man... I'm a fuckoholic
i guess that's not a question, but a statement.....
hang in there girl... 30's a cumming!
jeez...at last...explains why left nipple was itching.....
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.19.06 - 2:30 pm | #
you'll be able to find Internet conexion everywhere!!! look for the telephone cabins that are called "Locutorios", they're really cheap!!!!
bzbee, were you the one that had a preschooler graduating yesterday? How did it go? Our preschool doesn't do cool shit like that.
vanina, you need to call your version of Homeland Security and tell them to close the borders. You do NOT want Foofey in your country. She will mess with everyone's heads and take a lot of names. You will all feel like you snarfed a tonne of crank if you let her near your borders! Save yourselves!
MOUSE - !!@#@!$%^&*!!??$@!#$$!!!!!$?**%%$#@@##$!!*(&$#@!??
DAMMIT!!!!!!!
Vanina - Cool. Thanks! I appreciate it very much!
aregentina is close enough to peru and colombia for foo to score som yayo for herself and the rest of us bitches
Viva Perico!
*argentina* and *some*
Mouse - What is that idiot dance your fucking green dildo is doing?
P.S. Hagface just got fed cheetos laced with arsenic.
Mousie Wants to Lick Nick | 05.19.06 - 2:41 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!!
Tabatha - I'll have my Colombian druglord hook you up.
yea, cause my Colombia BF.. says no way... party pooper
Mouse-Is that cuke dancing, or do I need to adjust my dosage?
Mouse - What is that idiot dance your fucking green dildo is doing?
P.S. Hagface just got fed cheetos laced with arsenic.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.19.06 - 2:45 pm
YOU ASSHOLE! I needed me some damn dick tonight and you went and fucked it up, you fucking hairy creep!
Blue Rose - yeah, it's dancing and it's gonna dance right up Foo's dirt star in a minute.
dead hagface dick... bop bop bwahhhh
limp ... thump thump limp
bzbee, were you the one that had a preschooler graduating yesterday? How did it go? Our preschool doesn't do cool shit like that.
pats | Homepage | 05.19.06 - 2:36 pm | #
OMG! Thank you for asking---it was THE cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. The school went all out-personlized yearbooks for each kid, ceremony program, school decorated to the hilt, diploma, cap/gown, each student got a special recognition (mine was Super Student---totally bragging, but seriously, he is going to be president someday), cake, dancing after (Jake was getting funky to "Who Let the Dogs Out--woo woo". Sorry, I'm gushing, but damn, I am one proud mommy! My daughter can't wait until SHE gets to do it next year. Luvs my babies more than anything, could go on for days....
I love this crazy btch, I can't wait to see what the spawn looks like.
Nice....I'm going on about my kids and signed it bzbeheartspills...nice...I'm as bad as Britney! HAHAHA! In reality, I'm not a drug addict (really)...
Tabatha, Foo is dead rarebit meat. I swear.
I know I'm probably late with this thought but if the kid isn't born in the U.S. that means it won't be a U.S. citizen right? I mean how does that work exactly?
wontingwitch | Homepage | 05.19.06 - 1:31 pm | #
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The kid will have BOTH...Namibian and U.S. Citizenship. Unless the U.S. doesn't accept double citizenship (some countries don't) then he will be all U.S. but probably the Namibian gov. would give him and honorary citizenship.
I've had rabbit stew before... tastes like chicken.... perhaps it was a Foo relative?
both parents are US citizens.. automatically a US citizen
I think this baby will be ugly as hell, both of them have extreme features. Its just too much!
Meth once a month? Shit, once a week will keep you NY slim and trim. Its called the Jenny Crank diet, LOL.
Honestly, I took piece of an oxy (literally, a bit of dust) that my bf gave me. I was nodding out all day! Deeply disturbing. If only I could smoke trees at work.
Sea Breeze | 05.19.06 - 2:25 pm |
You are a mean-spirited person bitch.
The baby will definetely be good-looking but not as much as either parent.That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.If it's a girl I hope she looks like Angelina and has Brad's butt because Angie doesn't have any.If it's a boy I hope it looks like Brad and has Angie's skin since he has pock marks.Whatever it is, I hope she'll have a safe delivery or you know that lions will eat all the damn papparazzis for pissing off St. Angie.
i'm way late on the birthing, but i did it med-free and it really wasn't terrible. there's about 20 minutes (they call it transition) where you think you can't take it anymore. by the time it's passed and you're ready to push, it's really not bad at all.
bzbee that sounds so fun. Glad you had such a great time! If our preschool had a graduation, I would probably get all choked up and weep through the whole thing like a total sap.
lemure
You people are talking like the Fansitons....all superficial and shyt!
WHO THE HELL CARES WHAT THE KID LOOKS LIKE OR WILL LOOK LIKE? We won't know for at good 12 years at least. Angelina didn't start looking like her dad until she hit her early 20's Brad didn't and still doesn't look like any of his parents, but he has a brother whose like a twin, they look so much alike.
The main point is that Angelina is having Brad's baby. After all these years and after Paltrow, & the ex, it's Angelina of all women who is the number 1 baby momma. Who the hell cares about what the kid looks like?
aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Plus Angelina is gonna have more kids for Brad (you can bet on that) so are we gonna go through all this "ooh that baby is gonna be gorgeous, blah, blah" every fuking time?
blah blah woof woof
but i did it med-free and it really wasn't terrible. there's about 20 minutes (they call it transition) where you think you can't take it anymore.
Anonymous | 05.19.06 - 3:14 pm | #
I applaud you for doing it med-free but when I have a baby not only am I getting the epidural but I plan on contacting Foo's Columbian drug lord for the hardcore shit.
Angelina is a home wrecking whore. She's fat and nasty and has tramp stamps all over her stretched marked up body.
Who wants to make a wager that the kid will come out black???
As I recall her ex hubby said she was lousy in bed and a "dead fuck"
yea, angelina is soooooo fat
whatever
Hey everybody scatter. The first nutjob has arrived. Yipee!!!
um...Angie didn't start looking like Angie until the visit(s) to the Beverly Hills plastic surgeon.
hey, bourgie, the homewrecking ho (LMAO) said she hates being pregnant and is never going to be pregnant again. she ain't making anymore Brad babies, but no doubt she will continue purchasing them.
Trust me, at least 3 more babies then they will adopt the rest. Brad wants to put Pitt babies in every continent like the Rothchilds LOL!!!! Angelina was already on that tip so they match.
and I doubt Angie is bad in bed.. maybe it was her fucking partner
Yeah Billy Bob didn't say anything like that. People are "hearing" things from thin air. Billy Bob (the original buck toothed Skeletor) was damn lucky to get Angelina. The Billy Bob years made me sick.
No way she's having 4 biological kids - she's much too vain. They're lousy parents and shouldn't have any kids. The two they have live in isolation from the entire world. Maddox has NO friends. That's very sad.
I luuuuurve big, large families. Not the bullshyt 2.1 children. I hope they have a baker's dozen. Here's to Brand and Angelina Von Trapp!
Skinny Fat:
um...Angie didn't start looking like Angie until the visit(s) to the Beverly Hills plastic surgeon.
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I beg to differ with you on that one. Perhaps she had something minor done but it was so minor, I can't tell.....if you look at her pictures from her teenage years, she looks just the same as she does today!
crazycajun, nope. she's definately had work done. i've seen pics of her as a teen and she ain't all that.
I mean Brad LOL!!! But maybe they should brand "Brangelina". I can see the "Bragelina" line of goods sold at hipt ethnocentric places like Pier 1 imports or like ABC Carpet & Home or Barney's.
Gotta go. See ya. Loves & kisses to the homewrecking slut and Angelina as well. LOL!!!!!
Skinny Fat, wasn't it her nose she got done??
Wow, tell Extra to send their "sources" my way so they can predict when I'm going to give birth. I'm due in two weeks but ready NOW!!!!!!!!!
Mouse - BLAH, BLAH, WOOF, WOOF!
Nose, boobs and maybe cheekbones.
I'm just waiting for CHINiston to spontaneously combust. That would be great for pay-per-view -- they'd make millions, plus it would be good publicity for that shitty movie she made with Vince Vaughn. They're running the commercials for "The Break-Up" round-the-clock here in Chicago -- probably because it was filmed here. I hope it tanks.
"I think we'll know when Jesus Pitt Jolie hits the World. The Earth will shake, doves will cry, angels will soar and Jennifer Aniston will spontaneously combust..."
Michael K, you have done it again...you are fucking hilarious...a classic...someone should put together a book or site just devoted to your best quotes and commentary through the years...
Skinny Fat - I've seen pictures of her side by side from when she was a teenager versus right now and I didn't notice any difference at all. It just seems it would be obvious. Of course, I don't really give a shit. I think she's hot either way.
Fuck off, Foofey. Unless you want your damn weekend delivery!
I do want my weekend delivery bizznitch. Quit fucking around.
that dancing pickle is HOT!
CRAZYCAJUN, I've read she has had a nose job and a lower lip reduction.
Lower lip reduction?????? It used to be bigger? Jesus, what a freak.
Skinny Fat - Scout authored my dancing cuke.
LBFF - *sigh* If you let Hagface out of the privy, I'll bring you your shit.
Wow, I'm stunned. First, Angelina is not fat. And as far as plastic surgery goes, maybe breast implants. Her facial features are pretty much the same as when she was 13 years old. Also, I have seen two absolutely beautiful people have fug children. Who knows, DNA may go back way way far. Kid may look like Angelina's great great gerat great great great great grandmother. I'm glad to see that Bradangelina are not racist people. I hope their relationship last.
CrazCajun, I agree with you. I've seen pictures of her when she was a teenager and she was gorgeous back then also.She may have something minor done like her nose, but other than that that's just plain crazy talk.I don't give a shit since she's hot either way, I am annoyed at people who come up with all this BS just because they don't like her.It's obvious she looks like her mom and has Jon's lips, duh.And her brother looks exactly like her,unless he went to a plastic surgeon also.
She said in one of her interviews that she plans to adopt more and have a few so my guess is that she'll pop more baby Jesus-es in the future.Maniston and her fans can just suck on that.
Moist for Meloni, I am sick already of the Break Up commercials.They're everywhere and I hear the movie got bad reviews at a test screening.
Mouse - Fine. I'll give him a conjugal visit. It will only take five minutes anyway. Dammit.
Jessucka - Holy shit,a lip REDUCTION?!?!? Damn, what did she have for lips before the reduction....speed bumps?
Gucci - Sometimes I find the urge to take up for her because she didn't handcuff Brad to the bed and FORCE herself on him. That old famous saying rings true: it takes two to tango. With regard to her looks, I think people are really jealous of her and just don't want to accept the fact that she IS gorgeous....end of story. No matter if she was born that way, had a breast job, or not....
"just plain crazy talk" I didn't say Angelina had major surgery but she's definately been tweaked and has had her boobs done.
As for having/buying more kids, how many under 5 year olds can two adults properly care for and nurture? there's only so many hours in a day and 8 are for sleeping.
Brandgelina are idiots.
LBFF... someone's after you in mcdonald thread
Angelina was doing ok with Maddox. Then she got on the haters radar and now all of a sudden she's not a good mother. WTF? What's freakier, having a baby every year like the old days, or taking fertility shots and having sextuplets like they do in the flyover states? Or having a surrogate carry your child? These people are too vain to adopt children musch less a child of a different race. And those of you who call adoption, purchasing, really are disgusting.
Skinny Fat....go back to sleep. You are an idiot. Your vulgar & vile posts don't impress anyone. At least come up with something original & witty.
Gucci Girl, hey, hon, those "Break-Up" commercials are driving me fooking crazy, too. You just know it's going to bomb -- look who's in it. I'm sure the Chicago area will do decent box office -- we're quite loyal to our city and practically see any movie made here, but it looks like it blows. I can't watch anything CHINiston does, but from commercials alone, it seems like she plays the same character all the time. Poor Vince Vaughn -- he used to be so hot.
MK, YOU ARE A FUNNY MOFO!
Hey gucci girl! Hey Moist!
Angie's boobs and lips are real, she did have a nose job. And yes, of all the women in Hollywood: It's fuckin Angelina Jolie that is having Brad's child! I will continue to love these bitches. Can't wait for the new bitch to get here. I hope she has a girl!
SUBWAY SERIES: METS vs YANKEES!
GO YANKEES
Anon: I agree with you 100%. It seems as if when she adopted a black child the hateration began. This racist world will forever be racist. I hate to see some of these people when they finally meet their Maker. I wonder what racist comment they will make when they see Jesus with copper skin and curly hair.
far be it from be to get in the way of the Crazies who come out when there's an Angelina post, but I refer you to my previous post re: Celebrity Baby Theory:
Hot + hot = Ugly
Hot + average = Fairly attractive
Average + Average = Hot
Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute
Hot + Ugly = Ugly
Average + Ugly = Uglier
Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace
Not scientific of course, but something to ponder
OakRaiderfan | 05.19.06 - 5:38 pm
I totally agree. Nose job? Yes. Rest of the package is all hers. Brad is one lucky SOB.
Skinny Fat | 05.19.06 - 4:49 pm |
"how many under 5 year olds can two adults properly care for and nurture? there's only so many hours in a day and 8 are for sleeping.
Brandgelina are idiots."
My maternal & paternal grandparents both did very well nurturing, loving, feeding & educating 10 & 8 children respectively just like a whole lot of other people have in the past, in the present, and will do in the future. Angelina & Brad aren't idiots at all, and I'm sure they'll do just fine no matter how many babies come into their lives.
Baby Pitt will have beautiful brown eyes and big fat Pete Burns lips.
Poor witto ting
You know what this means, Jesus Pitt will have to take on Suri Cruise! Winner claims all of our souls!
Baby Pitt will have beautiful brown eyes and big fat Pete Burns lips.
Poor witto ting
mabster60 | Homepage | 05.19.06 - 9:14 pm | # ---------------------------
Baby will look better than any TROLl you ever give birth to.
That baby will be perfect. Perfect.
Jenner: You are so wrong.
Look at Angelina's parents. They were both gorgeous. Reese Witherspoon and her spawn. Will Smith and his. Beautiful people have beautiful kids. Look at Madonna and her daughter. Come on.
This baby has 99.99% chance of being more beautiful than any kids we can ever have ..EVER!. That said, I find her kids now are already gorgeous. I was told that Zahara in person is stunning. Maddox is cute so not fair to say how cute her bio kid will be when she has two beautiful kids already. Anyway, I think Madonna's daughter is the most beautiful celeb child. Don't know if Jesus Jolie-Pitt will be able to beat that! Can't wait for the second coming!
This child will be ugly.
Look at Zahara.
This child will be ugly.
Look at Zahara.
Tufu | 05.19.06 - 10:44 pm | #
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Yes, Tufu and Zahara is richer, more well connected, more well off than your own Momma will ever dream of being.
Ugly or not, she is the inheritor of both the Jolie and Pitt fortune. I bet her bedroom is bigger than your whole Trailer Park house.
Good for you Zahara! You are a pretty angel just like your Mommie. The haters may say what they like while you travel the globe in your private planes, live in mansions, with servants and assistants.
You go girl!
Zahara is one of the ugliest children I've seen. OMG!!!
Please
Sean PReston is no prize either.
Baby will have Zahara's big huge lips.
Jesus better not have curly black hair or I'm going to leave heaven
It doesn't matter what the child looks like on the outside, it will be batshit crazy like momma and dumb as rocks like daddy on the inside. These two idiots had to reproduce though, because they were running out of pictures to sell to the tabloids of Maddox and Zahara.
I predict that the baby will be born on 6/6/06.
it's the begining of the apocalypse...it's gonna rock! That child will rule the earth!
Hey raskl-That would be a long time for a lady to be in labor. AJ will give birth before tomorrow night. You need to learn dates. 6-6-06 is way off. I know that is probably your childs BD. Sorry Angelina is due NOW.
Hey, this baby will be a Star.
Mk, I love the part about Aniston blowing up. Maybe now she can move on.
Kenny
Aniston moved on. The one who didn't is you and many others
THE MOST FAMOUS FAMILY IN THE WORLD.
LOVE YOU BRANGELINA - SO DO YOUR MILLIONS OF FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!
6:49.....you are a fool if you think that. Wait until this beautiful baby is born. JA will never get over Brad, just like you will never get over dumping the un-wanted bitch.
IRINA-YOU NEED TO DO SOME READING ON JEN. SHE IS A CRAZY BITCH WITH NO MORALS, JUST LIKE YOU.
BRANGELINA ARE VERY HAPPY-GET USE TO IT
Go away TAMMY from VA. You're the batshit crazy one here. You can't spell either.
JENNIFER ANISTON ROX!!!
high time angelina squats and shits out that bastard somewhere in the desert! it'll be a dirty, std infested skank without a soul or conscience just like it's mother.
she's a homewrecker / incest promoter / drug user. face the facts. nothing good can come of her.
for every one of her crazy fans there are two of us that despise her!!!!
she'll NEVER have a career again. get used to it!
Hey Vanina Iīm also from Argentina, do you live in Bs. As?, I live in Salta.
Love Angie and Brad, and thier children !!!. I canīt wait for the baby to be born. Who cares if he/she is not as pretty as their parents?, the important thing is the babyīs health, and also the health of the mother.
Reading your posts I donīt know if Iīll be able to have kids...I like kids a lot, but the pain is what Iīm thinking about...
I donīt think Angie is fat... and why the haters keep writing ant talking about Angie if they donīt like her?, if you hate her, then donīt write about her, and conīt read about her...is as simple as that and youīllbe happy.
Little bunny foo foo I always read your comments, you make me laugh !!, Youīll love Argentina, if you come, visit the north of the country is also beatiful.
"CrazCajun, I agree with you. I've seen pictures of her when she was a teenager and she was gorgeous back then also.She may have something minor done like her nose, but other than that that's just plain crazy talk.I don't give a shit since she's hot either way, I am annoyed at people who come up with all this BS just because they don't like her.It's obvious she looks like her mom and has Jon's lips, duh.And her brother looks exactly like her,unless he went to a plastic surgeon also.
She said in one of her interviews that she plans to adopt more and have a few so my guess is that she'll pop more baby Jesus-es in the future.Maniston and her fans can just suck on that.
Moist for Meloni, I am sick already of the Break Up commercials.They're everywhere and I hear the movie got bad reviews at a test screening.
gucci girl | 05.19.06 - 4:40 pm | #"
I agree! The Angie haters can keep it comin' on, but it doesn't matter.
^ YOU HAVE THAT MUCH RIGHT. NOBODY HATES JOLIE, BUT THE FEW FANS ANISTON HAS LEFT. ANGELINA IS A BEAUTIFUL LADY WITH A GORGEOUS FAMILY, AND A NEW BABY DUE AT ANY TIME. CONGRATS TO THE FAMILY OF THE YEAR.
Rumor has it, the baby will be born by tonight. This child will have great parents that will love him, like nobody else could. They love Maddox and Zahara with all their hearts. I love these guys.
1:44-anon-You sound like a dumbass. Everybody knows you're the freak who hates beauty. I bet your old man puts a bag over your head to f*ck you.
You remind me of JA, crazy and ugly as shit.
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