Is it just me, or does anyone else think Paves looks like a chimp?
Is she always with that aardvark Ken Paves???
I don't know about a chimp, but he looks like he's going bald and has a really bad comb-forward. How much would it suck to be a bald hairdresser?
I think there's something "Kato-ish" about this Paves thing.
He's not a good ad for his own 'hairdressing' skills is he? Not with that comb forward thing he has going on.
Typical that a hairdreser has bad hair! What an ugly fag, anyway....I hope bitch doesn't get the Dallas part. She doesn't hav enough talent to carry it off, even if it's a soap!
Does he not have other clients?
Grrr. Why do they have to put this fuckwad in Dallas. I loved that show.
something tells me it has to do with the Dallas connection... oh Lord help up all
This is the oddest trio out there- I just do not getit-
She doesn't hav enough talent to carry it off, even if it's a soap!
Anonymous | 05.22.06 - 11:41 am |
She doesn't have enough talent to SELL soap.
It's either something to do with Dallas***shrieking in dismay*** or a line of beauty products*harrumph**.
Whatever.
This bitch is O-VER! She's done all she can at this point.
Seriously, she can't act, she can't sing, and everyone is over her looks, which was the only reason she was famous in the first place (along with her stupidity).
And now we'll have to see Asslee all over the rags and on every red carpet. *hurls*
LOL! "butt raisins"
Why do they keep churning out these 70s and 80s remake movies?! What's next, "Small Wonder"? "Swan's Crossing"?
they both dated Andy Gibb?
sad, I know....
I thought she was trying to get the role of Lucy. I wish they would not make this movie at all.
GO YANKEES 
"butt raisins" . . . the imagery!!
Awww... I loved Andy Gibb, that sexy hedgehog...
Something is telling me that movie is going to flop, with or without her....Don't fuck with a good thing, Hollywood!!
I can't wait until Ashlee and Jessica show up with scratch marks and bruises at the same time and have to explain it off!
What are butt raisins? Is that like dingleberries? Please enlighten.
I did too Prico he and and his satin bulge in every dang pic... yummy...
Shadow Dancing....
I have visions of the fountain fight in Dynasty meets celb death match dancing in my head!!
My sister had pictures of Andy Gibb all over her wall, way back when. She even had a picture on her light-switch that was placed to look as though you turned the light on by flicking his schlong.
I wish these dumb startlets would get their flipping jeans hemmed! That whole dragging over and under the shoes look is stupid, *ask Britney Spears why her ass tripped and almost dropped her baby*
Victoria P. is the picture of elegance, though.
light-switch that was placed to look as though you turned the light on by flicking his schlong.
Blue Rose | 05.22.06 - 11:50 am |
Oh my god I'm on Ebay looking for that after reading that shit. TO fucking funny!!!
LOL, hehe... if you find it, firstclass, let me know.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Chestica MUST NOT be involved in the DALLAS remake AT ALL! NO! I have been anxiously awaiting the making of theis movie for eons!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I did not even see Dicks of Hazzard and the specific reason is that the previews showed how unfortunate of an actress Chestica was in the role of Daisy.
DO NOT LET HER RUIN ANOTHER 80'S ICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't forget one main thing... Victoria's husband is Dr. Harry Glassman, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon to the stars. Maybe Vicky is counseling Chestica on her next procedure.
Well if Papa Joe has anything to do with it (and of course he does) you can bet this piece of shit movie will happen. They could offer her five dollars and this bitch would do it.
LOL Prico I found some great young tiger beat days and older saterday night fever Iron ons of him.
IRON ONS!!!!!!
maybe Jess is using Victoria's plastic surgeon husband for some work?!?!
I bet they were planning their next QVC show together.
I am SO OVER Jessica Simpson. Does anyone ever care, really?
I think there's something "Kato-ish" about this Paves thing.
MJF
Indeed. Does he have any other clients or friends? Does she pay him 24/7? Weird.
The best is of the vintage 1970 I love Andy Gibb heart shapped nacklace and heartshapped pin with his picture in the middle with that crappy clear plastic coating over it.
Fucking pricless. I just buoght a bunch of iron ons though!!! Only one of the Andy circa tiger beat days cause found a bunch of great ones of other crap. 
My sister had pictures of Andy Gibb all over her wall, way back when. She even had a picture on her light-switch that was placed to look as though you turned the light on by flicking his schlong.
Blue Rose | 05.22.06 - 11:50 am | #
LMFAO!!!!!
this FUG ASSHAT will doom DALLS
DALLAS was GREAT! Putting her in is a bad move- her acting sucks
anna nicole could do better- thats not saying much
evidentially Producers overestimate this twit
don't they realise Jessica is laughing stock?
look at her pics- the only remotely good ones are CGI'd and airbrush
she is unfortunate foogly
Shit i'm off to the Dentist be back in a bit.
Ouch. Good luck, FirstClass.
Dallas is already fucked up. They cast J.Lo, end of discussion.
MJF - You nailed it. Kato. Perfect.
LA, hon -- that's exactly what I was thinking. Jessica is trying to suck up to Victoria because she and monkey-ugly Paves need plastic surgery, and Victoria's husband is one of Beverly Hills' most prolific plastic surgeons. Jesus, Victoria's face looks like Katherine Helmond's in "Brazil," Jessica is still bufu ugly, and Paves is the world's ugliest gay man. This is a scary crowd. If Chestica is indeed in "Dallas," the only role she could play (and I use that term loosely) is Lucy.
Paves does look like a chimp. He also looks like brow-beaten little skrawny wimp!
I had heard J.Lo refused to work in this movie if Jessica Simpson was cast. Either way they both SUCK at acting-and also singing.. They both just SUCK!
"such class and elegance?" R U serious? VP is rumored to have been a call girl and got her start as Bernie Cornfeld's special lady friend.
LMAO
Man... Dukes of Hazzard was on the 1.99 PPV so I finally watched it last night. All I can say is the best cating in the movie was from WIllie Nelson.
Jessica's accent was pathetic and she still sounded low class Lawng Island
Oh, she can totally play Loosey in Dallas.
Aw Bob. You could've put that $1.99 to better use, and got yourself a medium sized Coffee of the Day from Star*major*Bucks, Coolata from Dunkin D's, or a nip from your local liquor store. 
Prico EVEN LUCY has 1000 more times talent than fishlips so I don't think she's fit to even play her....poor Dallas...poor, poor Dallas 
Well at least the chimp touched up her roots, finally
Jesus, Victoria's face looks like Katherine Helmond's in "Brazil,"
If Chestica is indeed in "Dallas," the only role she could play (and I use that term loosely) is Lucy.
Moist for Meloni | 05.22.06 - 12:14 pm | #
Moist for Meloni - 
is CORNFELD (Victorias former pimp) the dude tht was with Heidi Fleiss?
who si he ? I forget??
I don't care who Jessica is hanging with. Victoria is old enough to decide who she is aquaintances with. I'm sure she's with Jess for a very good reason. I do have one question, however... WHY are the jeans on these young girls sooooo long? No one they are falling and dropping their babies all over the place!
woops... meant to say:
No *wonder* they are falling and dropping their babies all over the place!
Why don't Jessica stop hanging with her homo fag friends and start getting a life of her own. I like Jessica she is very talented and she is pretty, but she needs to contact one of her many straight new male friends by speeddial and set up some dinner dates out or in. Nick is moving on, I think she should do the same. He never respected her, move on Jessica please!
They probably met up to compare all of their plastic surgery procedures.
me thinks chestica fucks him to get her hair done for free..now I truly believe in you get what you pay for..apparantly her performance is worth THOSE kinds of hairdos.
does ken paves have a job besides shopping with jessica...
oh wait, i see he's also the official paper bag holder....
never mind
Aren't they both spokeswhores for Proactive?
Hey, LA, hon!
LALOCAL -- you're restoring my memory. I read a gazillion years ago that Victoria was a prostitute and that's how she got where she's at. My bf, though, met her years ago while doing "Dallas" and he said she was very sweet, which I do believe. Chestica is just a dumb fuck. And could you imagine Jello and Chestica in the same movie? I'd actually see it to see how bad it really was -- bawwwwwahhhh!
Actually, I don't know how I know this, but Ken Paves is Victoria Principal's hair stylist. She discovered him and made him famous. Many many years ago, I was watching some talk show or morning show, or maybe it was QVC, anyways, and she brought Ken with her for some hairstyling demo. I never liked Victoria's bob, and I remember thinking that the guy looked too trendy to be doing bobs. But now he's Jessica's stylist as well, and lo and behold, you have one big happy family.
Uh, I like their handbags...
I got nothin...
I actually always liked Victoria Principal. Yes, she was Bernie's girlfriend and she has an interesting past. But, she's still really beautiful (in spite of the excessive plastic surgery) and is a reasonably competent TV actress (love all of her Lifetime movies).
maybe jesfuckup is paying the LADY for elegance lessons but you know Victoria Principal is just laughing at her & takin her lunch $$$
Does Jessica have any friends. I mean she needs to fork out and pay someone to pretend to be her friend because it just doesn't look right with her hanging with her hairdresser all the time.
I hope she isn't in "Dallas". I wanted to watch it but not if LL or Chestica is in it. They are going to destroy what use to be a great soap.
they both do infomercials awww
Maybe she had a consultation with Victoria's husband, the plastic surgeon.
I wonder if Ken will be Messica's new assistant???? Since she fired Cacee, or whatever the Fug, no-neck chic's name is.
She is a grasshopper and Victoria is the plastic surgery lying master.
I'm really starting to develop an unhealthy hatred for Ken Paves.
Don't they both push Proactiv on infomercials?
If Jessica is getting a nose job, good for her. I'm certain Jess will admit it, unlike her still ugly ass sister Asslee!
If jess doesn't stop fucking with her face, she'll wind up looking like Victoria.
It's sad that her only friend now is Ken....
It definitly looks like jess has had something done to her eyes in that...sixth picture, I believe. Damn and she's only 26
Jessica Simpleton is a midget. She says she's 5'2"- no frickin way! Her legs and arms are stumps!
IIRC, Victoria Principal fucked anything that walked or crawled or still had breath left. She was her generation's Paris Hilton/Brandon Davis. And then, she found PLASTIC SURGERY and GOD. I think, in that order. So she's mangled and reborn in plastic. She's probably Chestica's idol.
Madrid -- you're right about Chestica. I didn't know she's only 5'2", but her legs are especially stumpy. When she did that dumbass Dukes of Hazard movie her legs looked stumpy even with 4" heels on. Yeck.
And Durga, yeah, I guess Victoria got around in her day, but not as bad as Paris or Chestica, though, do ya think? I still remember when she was dating Andy Gibb -- she was SO much older -- and then he died; so sad.
Please lord, am I the last person on earth who fails to comprehend what a butt raisin might be? I have a feeling I'm going to regret this, but please, illuminate me.
Victoria has a very shady past and is now over 60 plus she looks like an Alien with her plastic surgery facelifts.
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