Skank. Whore. Trollop.
i don't want to hear her crap!
OH MY GOD!!!!! Look at Perez!!! 
Hussy. Tramp. Slag.
Morning bitches.
I hope her crotch catches on fire and burns her and her diseases up
paris will always be to me parisite herpes hilton, shes a whore for life!
Nice fucking suit, Perez.
...and are you fucking kidding me with that pic of PEREZ in a PINK SUIT???? What the fuck is that?????
Paris actually looks good for once. Perez however looks like a bloated ball sack.
Look at the fatass with her! Ew!
ok ppl u all need to stop h8n on paris she is hot sxy talented she got it all so stop h8n on her her album iz gonna b hot shit and u all kno it ur just jealus cuz u cant sing or act 4 shit so knock it off already!!!!!!!!1
she keeps having it pushed back b/c she knows everyone knows she's a whore. once her album is released, she knows everyone will realize that she's a NO-TALENT whore.
She's A.Pink.Nightmare. (I meant perez)
Not only is the suit pink, look how tight the pants are on his fat ass!!!! Oh yeah...and don't even get me started on the shoes.
Oh and if that bitch got implants then she needs to get her money back.
PARISLUVA4LYF!!! | 05.22.06 - 1:33 pm | #
Go back to posting your porno pics on my space stupid little child whore.
I watched House of Wax yesterday. The scariest thing about the movie was how much I enjoyed seeing Paris get whacked.
PARISLUVA4LYF!!! Please write in better constructed and spelled sentences. We don't speak 9th grade text message.
Um, are you being serious Paris Luva? Perhaps mentally challenged? Whom are you regarding to about being a good actor and singer? I know you're not talking about yeast infested Paris
PARISLUVA4LYF!!! | 05.22.06 - 1:33 pm |
That's right. We're all just jealous that we don't have a talentless existence based solely on our inherited last name and an infestation in our crotches.
I will not be buying her album, but I can't wait for it to come out just so I can see it BOMB!!!!! Get the word out - do NOT buy her album - she needs a good wake up call !!!! She needs a good slap in the face, too. Man, her feet are huge - doesn't she wear size 10 or 11????
PARISLUVA4LYF!!! | 05.22.06 - 1:33 pm | #
I'd respond to that if it made one iota of sense.
Perez, could you look any more like a bowl of srobet, you fucking asshat? And the name on the back? Kee-rist!
Paris is checking to see if those zits she calls boobs are still glued on with Clearasil.
Perez looks like a blowsy old trailer park queen who will blow you for a Dunkin Donuts coupon.
Paris is starting to resemble the crabs that scuttle around her putrid poon.
MK, your powers of restraint must be off the hook! There's a huge pink elephant in the room and didn't say one thing about him!
Why is she there? Why is she anywhere? When will she go away? Why do fools fall in love?
Perez seems to be soooooo thrilled about being near the Hilton slut that he doesn't even realise she is not even looking at him or paying him any attention!!!hehehe!!!
(and don't get me started on that "outfit" of him...yuck!!!)
she's going to butcher gnarls barkley song? that bitch needs to die!
Can't decide which one of these whores look worse! Seriously, Perez is such a star fucking-wannabe dork.
And that suit makes him look like one of the 3 little pigs meets Laverne & Shirley.
I meant sorbet.
fuck
OH MY GOD!!!!! Look at Perez!!!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 05.22.06 - 1:32 pm | #
that;s the first thing I noticed, too!
MK, your powers of restraint must be off the hook! There's a huge pink elephant in the room and didn't say one thing about him!
fo sho | 05.22.06 - 1:38 pm | #
that is one of the funniest things I read EVER
There's a huge pink elephant in the room and didn't say one thing about him!
fo sho | 05.22.06 - 1:38 pm |
Perfect!!!!!
Paris, don't post under a synomym. You're incredibly poor language skills give you away. Go suck off Perez and leave us alone!
God Perez has some serious child bearing hips.
dude perez is pretty fuckin fug.
and gurrrlll i hate fatty queens who try to act like twinks. you are not funny, nor are you cool perez. i hope you choke on your sugar daddy's sperm and die.
the end.
PARISLUVA4LYF!!! | 05.22.06 - 1:33 pm | #
WTF did you just try and say. Do you think Paris can sing? lmao Honestly that bitch can't act or sing so there for we have nothing to be jealous of. She even fucked up in a porn so I would hate to see her in any other film.
Hey look, it's Pinky "Tusk"adero from Happy Days!
MK, your powers of restraint must be off the hook! There's a huge pink elephant in the room and didn't say one thing about him!
fo sho | 05.22.06 - 1:38 pm | #
Perfect!
He looks like a trannie pink lady from Grease.
Omg! Perez looks like a BIG bottle of Pepto Bismol. After looking at him and that ugly suit I will need some pepto. How sad to think that "he thinks" he is looking good! Gag!
Paris Luva is an example of her fan base. We shouldn't have anything to worry about.
I couln't help but laugh @ Perez! That guy needs to get a clue.
On the plus side, I want her purse!
Hey look, it's Pinky "Tusk"adero from Happy Days!
MJF | 05.22.06 - 1:41 pm | #
OMG!
I dislike this "person" but her clothes are usually on point! WHORE! I love the dress. One of the things that I "admire" (I know gag) about this strumpet is that she does not appear to have implants (though i think she does now) As a fellow A cup, its nice to see a woman who knows that you can be cute/sexy/feminine without large breast.
CeeLo and Danger Mouse will never give their consent to cover Crazy. Nasty fucking piece of talentless shit. A shart has more talent.
It's OK, everyone, I can understand PARISLUVA4LYF and will now respond in its language:
kdjhfgpi9quywe9-85yr3204u502uoifn9wn
bored-
i actually think the bitch needs implants. it would take your eyes off her fug face!!
why is she standing out in the sidewalk? Who are those people she is watching walk by? They're not even paying attention to that skank. God she stinks!
Perez also looks like a weirdo Benny Hill!!!!
and sorry, pink isn't becoming to his hips...and ass 
jenner | 05.22.06 - 1:43 pm |
LMAO!!!
BoredinNYC | 05.22.06 - 1:42 pm
If by "cute/sexy/feminine" you mean, "skanky/whorish/tranny" then I'm sure we all agree.
pageantgal | Homepage | 05.22.06 - 1:35 pm | #
Hello Gorgeousness! Love your new avatar, I'm working three at the moment!
If Pissflaps Hilton even DARES make a version of "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley, then I won't be responsible for my actions!
That song is the best record released in the last 2 years, who the fuck does she think she is?
She is so fucking stupid. I still don't know why people even bother with her....why does she need to remake of Gnarls Barkley's song, and a song that just come out at that..by the time she was to get a remake done that song will be sooooo played out and everyone will be tired of hearing that shit.
And no one would give a shit anyways, so why is she trying to mess with a good thing, "Just let it go Paris let it go, it's not HOT!"
i think the bitch bought boobs. small ones.
If LL has a firecrotch what do you think this hoe has? a hell crotch? crab salad crotch?
We don't speak 9th grade text message.
jennifer | 05.22.06 - 1:36 pm | #
SNAP!! hahahahahahahhahahahahah!!
Perez is a short fat bastard, isn't it?
Dee | Homepage | 05.22.06 - 1:45 pm |
Cajun Crab Cakes comes to mind.
ugly, fugly, mugly... both of them
crab salad crotch?
Who's that with her? Is that Elvis? I smell fried peanut-butter and banana sandwiches!
does that moron actually have his name on the back of his jacket? lmao Like people didn't notice his ass when he walked in the room with a pussy pink suit on and those shoes.
Perez needs to lay off the mayo and the bacon. Jeebus.
And Paris? She can bite me. Nice extensions this time. We can see the weave, you dumb bitch.
Can she and Oil Slick Brandon Davis just die already?
Didn't Perez used to be skinny? I recall seeing pictures of him and he never looked this chunky. He's as big as that oily Brandon Davis too...with a woman's body (big legs, hips, etc.). It's strange.
what is brandon davis know for exactly? other than being the biggest douche on earth?
perez looks even greasier than usual.
Who's that with her? Is that Elvis? I smell fried peanut-butter and banana sandwiches!
Francine | 05.22.06 - 1:47 pm | #
Oh no you DI-ENT!!!! Bitch!
I must be drunk 'cause I'm seeing a pink elephant on my screen.
Anyone else notice the Herculean effort she's made to cover her wonked out eye with her greasy hair in EVERY pic?
pepto bizmol...he DOES look like that!!!
umm fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches sound so fuckin amazing right now... lunch time!
Please let this album never see the light of day. It will be used as a torture device im sure.
http://celebreligion.com
WHAT THE FUCK is Perez thinking?
He's so pitiful.
is that a feather roach clip in her hair?
Thank god it's not coming out, who knows what we would be exposed to by hearing any of it (besides bleeding ears). I seriously have a thing for "musicians" like that. You have no talent, don't waste my time.
Sbeetle | 05.22.06 - 1:48 pm | #
don't let Paris bite you! OMG you're ASKING for disaster!!!!!!!!!!
Tabatha - yeah, it's a roach clip. Those went out in the 80s.
Did no one notice Perez's shoes? UGH!
OMG I have the Pepto-Bismol commercial in my head: The one with those tools doing the upset stomach, diarrhea, etc. dance.
yeah checkerboard chucks are not cool, especially on a giant pink queeny bottom!
Why is Perez dressed like a Pop Tart with Good and Plenty shoes on? What kind of fag is he?
Disgrazia!!!
omg god u ppl sicken me ur so jealus and hatefilled over this wonderful beautiful gurl!!! god get lives all of u paris did nuthin 2 u ppl shes just doin her thing and shes doin it well she is talented and beautiful so lay off al of u jeez!!!!
hey man i dont claim her ass. we should limp perez in the tranny category. them bitches can have her.
angie must sit on my face | 05.22.06 - 1:54 pm | #
The kind that worships Parisite:that should tell you enough, lol.
Aren't those shoes the orginal Van's from way back?
PARISLUVA4LYF!!! | 05.22.06 - 1:55 pm | #
Yeah, I'm jealous. I want a scorching case of herpes to call my very own.
FUCK MARRY or KILL:
PARIS
PEREZ
BRANDON DAVIS
i would kill myself personally
Perez has a mighty set of balls. OMG.
I thought we told you we don't speak text message PARISLUVA4LYF!!!?
What are you, like, twelve? (and if you are older, SHAME ON YOU, idiot!)
hmm...
why is this bitch's skin so flawless?
oh well... she has herpes...
kitkatwoman | 05.22.06 - 1:57 pm | #
Kill Paris, then myself so that I could die happy.
PARISLUVblahblahbullplot are you playing hookie? Isn't 3rd period about to start or some shit? Why don't you and Bobby Johnson go get ready for prom night? It'll be magical time of cheesy music by Paris and Crazytown or some shit, a bit of booze, some slow dancing, a nice date rape. Don't waste your time on here with us cynical fuckers.
PARISLUVA4LYF!!! Go back to your English class, study hall is over. Nobody is even bothering to read your illiterate babble.
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 05.22.06 - 1:57 pm | #
I guess school is out already in some places. Sigh.
Can't think of enough words that accurately describe the amount that I wish she would disappear from this planet.
Abhor.
PARISLUVA4LYF!!! | 05.22.06 - 1:55 pm | # uh uh uh uh uh SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
OMG! my eyes my eyes!!
Tight pink pants, fucking 80's vans and a fat troll body.
I bet that walking herpes totally told me that he looked "hot" to make her look better. She is one of 'those' bitches.
FUCK MARRY or KILL:
PARIS
PEREZ
BRANDON DAVIS
i would kill myself personally
kitkatwoman | 05.22.06 - 1:57 pm |
KILL
KILL
KILL
Self-defense. I'm a germophobe.
she has freakish orangutang hands. Seriously. they are really long and weird like a witch.
She looks like a low rent blonde version of Melania Trump,
Aww missing, I love your gravatar!!
Eww... Trannysite Hilton & P-Chan look quite "Special" here.
Nice going Perez ruin one of my fav. Sneakers, you prick.
Why those this Bi*tch even think she can cover Gnarls Barkley? Or any real musican's alife or undead. From "hearing" 1-2 of her "Songs" she couldn't sing to save her useless life...
Use your nasty mouth for what it's made for, Paris slurp those nuts!!
kitkatwoman | 05.22.06 - 1:57 pm | #
FUCK MARRY or KILL:
PARIS: Kill, no explanation needed
PEREZ: Fuck, 'cause I know he'd never get it up
BRANDON DAVIS: Marry, take his fucking money and destroy him
err him not me
Soemone stick a pool cue in his ass like they did Vito last night.
i know what perez looks like! a big pink piggy bank.....only there's nothing inside....
and that's a lovley tablecloth that paris is wearing.
i'd kill this ho for those shoes.
and i don't know a thing about perez, but he looks like a fuckin ape.
of course JAY, you know she (Perez) is a big ol bottom
Later chilluns', I'm out!
bye blue rose!
Paris4luvya is writing Leet short for elite.
^^^^^ is either a teenager or a pedophile.
Does she honestly want to cover "Crazy"? Ugh, I hope not. That seems like a joke.
He's a Grape Ape
perez looks like miss piggy LOL
i love how he's trying to cop madonna's "mrs. ritchie" blazer
and i espec love how perez is so delusional when he thinks US wkly & Blender mention him. if you read what blender wrote it made fun of him for being a minion to paris. it says a blogger who goes by "perez hilton" LOL get a clue! next thing you know she'll be dissing your fat ass on TMZ WITH la lohan!
or Magilla Gorilla
I cant believe what I am seeing!! Is that asskisser Perez?? What a dumbass. I love the way he put his name in his jacket. Dirt-star kisser!!
OMFG!!!!!!!
Perez looks like 10 pounds of shit stuffed into a 5 pound bag and covered in pepto....
Fancy!!! Where have you been? Missed you!
Perez looks like a huge bagina.
Scorpio Minx Sharper | 05.22.06 - 1:45 pm | #
Hi sweetness...don't get worked up in a tizzy over Paris and her crotch rot. It's bad for one's complexion!
If LL has a firecrotch what do you think this hoe has? a hell crotch? crab salad crotch?
Dee | Homepage | 05.22.06 - 1:45 pm | #
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Lmao.. Paris Hilton fans are so fucking crazy. They're all fucking whores! HAHA!
Hello Fancy, my sweet!
As much as it pains me, I have to say that I actually want Paris' shoes AND purse.
Perez can keep the Spicoli Vans, though...
Perez reminds me of that purple haired chick who is in love with Anna Nicole.
Fancy, where you been? Where's your avatar?
jennifer/bzbee Hi Loves!! I have missed you too. Been busy lately!!
Paris has a crusty dried up bagina!
Perez is such a tool.
Hi mousie!! Been busy. I can see my avatar. Is it not showing up?
I'm also busy, but sooo motivationally-challenged lately.
*whining*
Why can't I be a trust-fund baby?!?!?
Whatever.... It’s obvious the delay has something to do with her best buddy Nicole, she's also supposed to have an album out this summer. Boo whoo!
I breathlessly await the day that brings her "fame" to a crashing, burning halt!
It is sad and disturbing that little girls want to emulate this racist, disease-ridden, whore.
Parisite is a two-bit hussy, not to mention a complete hose-bag. Perez is a total twat who needs to be strapped down and force fed Parisite's whisker-biscuit salad. We'll see how much he kisses her ass after that shit. Asshat.
Paris has a crusty dried up bagina!
Anon2/Fancy | 05.22.06 - 2:14 pm |
I thought that said lasagna. Her cooter is so played out, it probably resembles a lasagna: All rippled, oozing cheese and clumps of brown herpes pustules.
its official: Paris got implants. she suddenly has magic cleavage, even without a bra, and this is at least the 20th pic of her smilingly lovingly at her boobs.
NOBODY wants to hear that funcking CD anyway!
Fancy, now I see it! Jakey.
LBFF - I'd shove my cuke up her twat byut it would just get lost and she wouldn't even feel it.
perez has a stain on his butt ha ha
Hi guys how can you get these pix so fast , where do you get them from ?
I just would like to understand 'cause i can't find them myself ...
whisker-biscuit salad.
HAHA Luvs it foo foo!!
I thought that said lasagna. Her cooter is so played out, it probably resembles a lasagna: All rippled, oozing cheese and clumps of brown herpes pustules.
jennifer
I know Jennifer and her cooter lips are all wrinkley like noodles!!
Oh hell to the yeah that stupid slut got a boob job! It takes a boob job to know one and I can spot implants from a mile away. She's such a troll.
Is that really Perez is the faggy pink suit?! EW!
hey foo!
perez needs a little curly tail on the back of that jacket instead of his name...
and everytime i see parisite these days i think of the new passat commercial:
"because the more guys notice me, the more i love myself...."
Mouse don't be exposing your cucumber to anyone's cooch, let alone Parasite's. You'll never see it again.
Whaaaaaaaaat? I'd love to hear her butchering "Crazy" and I'd like to see someone butcher Perez.
Mousie Wants Hagface | 05.22.06 - 2:22 pm |
Remember, hot dog in a hallway. Besides, what did your poor cuke do to you to deserve that kind of punishment?
Ennis - re: pool cue, I actually gasped out loud last night @ that shit!
I love Miss Perez Hilton, but did he have to wear that pink suit?! Oh, honey.........
Hey Spin! I'm still jealous of your avatar!
Anon2 - Short story behind whisker biscuit salad: I was waiting tables at a restaurant in college and we had a board with the specials written on it each day. I come in one fine Saturday morning stoned, hung-over and half asleep. Someone decided to be a prankster and wrote that the daily specials were "whisker biscuit salad and Salmon fetal pasta." My dumb-ass proceeds to let all my tables know exactly what the specials were. Some old woman said the whisker biscuit salad sounded yummy and to find out what was in it. So I cruise back to the kitchen all slitty-eyed and holler at the cooks "HEY! What the hell is in a whisker biscuit salad?" I can still hear the howls of laughter. Needless to say....I got made fun of for the entire year I worked there. Snort.
Anon2/Fancy | 05.22.06 - 2:22 pm |
Perez looks like an A-1 jackhole.
parasite can't keep her mitts off her new implants.
Perez is fatass fag
LBFF, that just had me howling.
Perez needs to do pilates.
SHe looks like a awning with legs and if that's Perez, he looks like a tranny Mary Kay.
HOw cute he and parasite colour coordinate. What a bunch of wankers
In that 2nd to last pic, Paris looks really high to me.
jennifer - truly! My poor cuke!
She should get plastic surgery on her feet... they are hidious.
One of the Go Go's produced this piece of shit.
Jennifer, yeah it is pretty funny now. I was mortified at the time! At least I got a new dirty word out of it.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.22.06 - 2:28 pm | #
not only is that one of the funniest stories ever, but I have also learned a new word today "whisker biscuit"
PARISLUV
I hope her CD does very well along with K-FEDs CD I'll in line waiting for those 2 releases fuck work I MUST to go and wait in line now just to make sure I get the 1ST COPY of the GREATEST CD to ever come out! plus I have to buy the GREATEST movie ever made "house of wax"! Thanks for showing me how wrong I was about PARIS you are SO right I'm so jealous of her that I cry myself to sleep everynight sniffle sniffle "I wish I was just like PARIS......LOOSE"!! whatever ass face you can't even have a damn comeback you just keeping posting how great she is
LBFF - you dumb bunny!
Well, we know Parisite gets frequent camel toe, what do you want to bet she got hammertoes, too?
Yeah it is a good word isn't it? Let's use it in a sentence: I need to shave my whisker biscuit. Snort.
Anonymous | 05.22.06 - 2:39 pm | #
damn cookies.........that was me
I am fucking stoopid. I'm posting on wrong threads. Need to change my Depends.
I am sick and tired of this imp!!!
FUCK MARRY or KILL:
PARIS--- KILL!
I am more scared of herpes than any other STD, including HIV. Irrational, I know, but still...
PEREZ--- FUCK!
It wouldn't be the first time I've slept with a gay man, but it would surely be the last.
BRANDON DAVIS---MARRY!
& get pregnant with twins immediately, thus securing my financial future before this cunt blows throughs his inheritance.
BTW, Is Paris really rumored to have herpes or is that just something MK made up as a joke (as I always assumed)?
I'm seriously getting a complex - can anyone see my comments & avvie??????????
I Heart Perez. 
BTW, Is Paris really rumored to have herpes or is that just something MK made up as a joke (as I always assumed)?
angie must sit on my face | 05.22.06 - 2:47 pm | #
remember the dude who got a restraining order against her? A club owner or some shit - anyway she was LIVID because she overheard him warning Nachos that Paris had herpes - don't know if it's the truth of course, but it was widely reported, AND of course it IS Parasite Hilton so it's bloody likely!!!!!!
Yeah it is a good word isn't it? Let's use it in a sentence: I need to shave my whisker biscuit. Snort.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.22.06 - 2:42 pm |
My whisker biscuit needs some man meat!
Thank you for improving my vocab. Who's coming out with the DListed Dictionary?
jenner, sweets... Calm down: I see your comments and your avatar.
jenner, don't get your panties in a knot. I can see you.
i love paris! i think she does what she wants, wears what she wants and she doesnt care if you like it or hate it.. she knows that at the end of the day alot of you wont make as much in a lifetime that she has in her bank account. i think all of you know that as well thats why your so insecure and have to write all kinds of hate about her just to validate your life and make you feel better. you all need to grow up and get lives. leave paris alone. shes beautiful
Perez looks cheap for real!! OMG that boy is up there with Brit Brit. He's so low class and looks like complete shit!! He is nasty. Paris looks okay though, she does most the time but thats all I can say positive about that slut.
Jenner - I see you!
Look at her right thumb in the last pic. EW!
Thanks Jenner, and I see your avatar.
xoxo
paris is god | 05.22.06 - 2:51 pm |
No, I won't leave her alone. And who's going to make me?
perez is the new tinkerbell...what a couple of douche bags
Hey Spin! I'm still jealous of your avatar!
i have the tshirt too! HONK!
'because the more guys notice me, the more i love myself!'
-parasite
jennifer | 05.22.06 - 2:57 pm | #
you should be real proud of yourself- LOSER
thank you all for confirming you can see my comments and avvie - I swear, I was about to book a flight to NY & knock down MK's door, be all up in his face "WHAT THE F*CK, YO??!?!?! NOT GOO ENOUGH FOR YOUR SITE ANYMORE?!?!?!!?!?"
OK, anyone who reads my usual comments knows I'm FAR too lazy & easy going for that, but I was gettin' close....................
you should be real proud of yourself- LOSER
paris is god | 05.22.06 - 3:00 pm | #
OOOOOOH JENNIFER - THAT WAS HARSH CRITICISM - I hope you can recover from THAT tongue lashing!
'because the more guys notice me, the more i love myself!'
-parasite
'because the more guys notice me, the more i love myself!'
-parasite
'because the more guys notice me, the more i love myself!'
-parasite
nope...it's stuck in my head now...every time i see that commercial, i shall see parisite saying that
Now now, Paris IS a god, people. The God of all STDs and malicious behaviour.
paris is god - Don't make me spit out my drink from laughing!
Gee, I had to take a moment to cry. Wow, you got me.
Go away you fucking twat. This is not, and I repeat NOT a fan club for vapid, vacant, irrelevant, herpes encrusted, self-absorbed cunts. So I would suggest you take your vapid, vacant, irrelevant, herpes encrusted, self-absorbed cunt elsewhere.
Ha ha ha! Oh look, it's Parisite with her pet whale! (I didn't know there were pink ones) The only person left in the universe who'll still hang out with her.
(*sniff sniff* What's that I smell? Roast pork?)
paris is god | 05.22.06 - 2:51 pm | #
why do people always use the $$$ thing as "proof" that us posters are "jealous" & shit? I am not rich, but I don't have herpes, nor do I flash my cooter at everyone who walks within my range of vision, nor am I as dumb as a pubic hair, NOR am I a racist, shallow, egomaniacle douche who has no real point of existence
When it comes down to it, she can have her money, I can be me, and I get a FAR better deal out of the whole thing.
its sad how all of you come on here to bash people. expecially celebs. i meen honestly grow up! if i was that insecure id kill myself. and unless you actually got herpes from paris i would keep your mouth shut. because karmas a bitch
big fat fart bubbles
jenner just reading your replys to my post and how enthusiastic your getting over hating paris, shows how much you need to honestly step outside and get a life....
gosh is it just me or is this monday work day looooooooooooooooonger than usual
paris is god | 05.22.06 - 3:11 pm | #
and you really need to get some original material. You're boring.
way way longer, E.
Jenner and Jennifer - LMFAO! HONK!
Paris is God - You're delusional. Paris Hilton is butt-ass ugly. I'm fucking Frau America compared to her fugly mug! I am definitely not jealous of her yarn hair, huge beak, lazy eye, giant feet and flat ass. She has crack-head butt!
its sad how all of you come on here to bash people. expecially celebs. i meen honestly grow up! if i was that insecure id kill myself. and unless you actually got herpes from paris i would keep your mouth shut. because karmas a bitch
paris is god | 05.22.06 - 3:06 pm | #
why is bashing celebs "expecially" sad? I think bashing people who don't live for being photographed is sadder.
and please make up your mind on whether we should kill ourselves over insecurity or "get a life"
you all need to grow up and get lives.
paris is god | 05.22.06 - 2:51 pm |
You might want to take a long look in the mirror. You're wasting your life trying to defend this cunt. You can't win. Try telling us something that she has done that is remotely relevant. Try telling us something that she has said that is remotely relevant.
paris is god - go away. Seriously. Why do I think you're a certain Ass-Lister?
Heeeeeeeeeeere it comes............
kat you can decide what you want to do with yourself its up to you , i just hope you wake up and realize that you going on a gossip site and proclaiming your hatred for a celeb. is lame and childish
Mousie McFartsicle | 05.22.06 - 3:15 pm | #
I kinda thought that too, but Paris is God can (somewhat) string a sentence together (albeit a STUPID sentence, but I digress) so it CAN'T be Parasite.........
paris is god
is the biggest loser for actually taking time to post all this to tell us how we are all losers!
go back to your momma's basement where all you do is suck up food & heat, typing with one hand while you stroke off with the other....your momma shoulda swallowed
I hope that pink suit was a gift. Yes Paris does have herpes. Someone in court said so.
paris is god
what do you think you are? a parish priest? you are nothing, have nothing interesting to say and will always be nothing.
'nothing from nothing brings nothing....'
I'm still waiting for Paris is God to come up with something relevant Parisite has done..............................................
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........yeah. That's what I thought.
'nothing from nothing brings nothing....'
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.22.06 - 3:18 pm | #
ooooooooh I'm not so good at the math *takes off socks to count toes*
ok all the paris lovers...this is our proof that schools are out on summer vacation...all the pre-teens are here talking about their ditzy cock-eyed stank ass ho.
i just hope you wake up and realize that you going on a gossip site and proclaiming your hatred for a celeb. is lame and childish
paris is god | 05.22.06 - 3:16 pm |
And what are you for going on a gossip site and proclaiming your love for a celeb? Do me a favour and re-read my post from 3:14. Is that too much to ask?
Foo thats some funny shit!!
My whisker biscuit needs a pounding!!
Paris stop posting for yourself everyone knows you are a whore!!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.22.06 - 3:20 pm | #
well, I think providing endless examples of how much of a bad person she is is pretty relevant.............relevant in that it will cement her passing into obscurity in 3 years *crosses fingers*
What's up Foo Bitch? Miss me??
Dont get mad at me for disagreeing with you and telling you the truth that acting like your better then paris isnt normal and really lame. I meen comon i garantee that 99% of you posters dont look like abercrombie models. You all oviously have built up anger towards your own lives that you have to pick apart other people. its really sad
kat you can decide what you want to do with yourself its up to you , i just hope you wake up and realize that you going on a gossip site and proclaiming your hatred for a celeb. is lame and childish
paris is god | 05.22.06 - 3:16 pm | #
I dont *hate* paris hilton...ok I do. but it's not any lamer or more childish than loving her.
I think if you like this site youre entitiled to your opinion (even-gag-liking paris hilton), but I hate it when people come onto gossip sites and mock people for "having no lives" etc. we (including you) are all on this site. we're all posting.
no one on here is being super grown up when they come here (nope, not even you). we're doing it to kill time. so are you. so get over it. enjoy your stay.
paris is god is obviously big fat perez ha ha
and paris hilton sure as HELL dont look like an abercrombie model. on a good day, maybe Hustler.
paris is god
it's really sad that the best part of you ran down your momma's ass!
if you can't handle it run home!
we're not going to change to please you!
i'll bet you're about 250 at 5ft tall! you're a coffee table! come here, i need to put my drink on something
"I meen comon i garantee"
Fuck off until you can answer my valid questions/concerns. Fucking 13 year olds. Go read Harriet The Spy, it's more age appropriate.
Toodles and salutations commoners! Just popped on for a bit to let you know how luminous I am today and about the fabulus party I am going to later on this evening at the cheteau Marmont;hotel where all alisters will be present. I am ready and getting my make up in a few hours and have the moust gorgeous dress you have ever seen or make that you will never see it! My shoes are Jimmy Choo and my dress is Dior. I hope you are doing well and not being jealous. Its extremely bad for your complexions! Goodbye commoners!
'because the more guys notice me, the more i love myself'
-parisite
ugh, Paris is God has officially bored me. Has yet to say anything original, or even remotely interesting
Going to other threads.
Hm, Is that Perez hovering in the background, looking like a big, puffy, tooty, pile of cotton candy?
If the listening public is lucky, they'll only break out Paris's album to ward off terrorists.
Why the fuck does she wanna cover a RECENT song? I hope Gnarls Barkley'll answer her request w/ a resounding, "HELL TO THE NAW!"
paris is god - your spelling is atrocious, you are delusional and you are also obsequious. Then too, you are out of your league when engaging me. Step off or I will make you look like an even bigger ashhat than you're doing yourself. And if you don't believe that, ask jenner, kitkatwoman and Jennifer. They know how I can get. You will go crying home to your mommy.
Paris is God needs to go read some judy blume!
eat dog shit
Asslister you cant spell worth a shit. Eva take your Jimmy Choo's and stick them in your dirt star.
Even A listers should know how to spell.
Fancy!!
You are entitled to your opinion like saying you dont think she has talent or she is wearing something ugly, put to go into so much detail and say how she has "herpes" is re-entering junior high school, i meen there comes a point in ones life were you can tell if you legitimatly dont like someone or your just being immature.
Jenner, I know our arguments are futile but it's still fun to make fun of this little twat-head Paris lover! SNORT! HONK!
Paris is God - Paris is butt fucking ugly so suck on it!
Hi Jessucka!!
eat dog shit
E | 05.22.06 - 3:29 pm | #
that was to a-lister
Mousie, Foo Bitch snort a valium. Geez dont let mindless people get you down.
That's "toothy" pile of cotton candy, not "tooty" pile. hahahahaha
I'm jealous because Paris can use her man hands to molest herself and pretend they belong to whichever male she likes.
Mousie...are you honestly threatening in a message board?? Ya your real tuff!
Mousie I love the cuke!! I like my cukes to dance and do tricks!
paris is god
i know you are but what am i!!!!
it doesn't change the fact that you're just wrong.
I'm jealous because Paris can use her man hands to molest herself and pretend they belong to whichever male she likes.
Jessucka
I bet she wears gloves before she will even touch her own nasty rotten cooter lips!!
Paris is God - Not that you will understand this at all but here goes:
The root of our hatred of Paris is that she is a racist, scum-sucking piece of shit who became famous for making an amateur porn video. She is uneducated, stupid and a bad example for young girls everywhere. She gloats about her money, doesn't give to charity, fucks everyone's boyfriends and laughs at the misfortunes of others. She has no concept of anything beyoned parties, clothes and acting dumb. She is trash and a complete embarrassment to this country. Even Paris Latsis' dad was mortified his son was dating her. She was banned from the Sundance Film Festival if that tells you anything. That being said, the more petty issues such as her looks, her alleged herpes - well that's just the icing on the cake. If Paris is going to act like such a mega-bitch and talk trash about every other celeb out there because SHE is actually the jealous one - then we are going to bash her sorry ass on this site. If you don't like it then get the fuck out!
paris is god and you just sit there hiding behind your moonitor & keyboard.....yeah typing away like you know anything! that's all you got!
NOTHING!!!
oh and you're still wrong.
Hey Putas! You sexy hooker!
Perez looks like a giant vulva in that suit!!! LOL
let's not forget some of the lawsuits brought against her and the restraining orders!
her parents must be so proud!!
Your picking apart Someones life like your is so much better. Dont act like youve never done something wrong. Saying that you hate paris because she is a slut is a lame excuse. Your oviously fishing for ways to put down others and make yourself feel better. And dont get mad at me for pointing it out to you.
Thanks Fancy!
Hi Putas and spin! I hear crickets coming from paris is god's puter.
paris is god, I've fucking asked you three times, now: Read my post from 3:14. Is that too much to ask?
paris is god
at least i'm not a WHORE!!!
sex tape = whore
mousie... your really making my life a living hell.. pls stop it. You all are way too funny. trust me when i was reading your posts i was laughing bcause you all seem so into hating paris. i didnt know people could be that angry over someone they never met.
truth hurts!
SEX TAPE = WHORE
paris is god, I've fucking asked you three times, now: Read my post from 3:14. Is that too much to ask?
Anonymous | 05.22.06 - 3:45 pm |
That was me.
Paris is God - It's annoying how stupid you are. You just don't get it.
Also, Paris isn't just a slut. She's a herpes-ridden, cum-guzzling, boyfriend stealing, porno-making, tag-teaming, dick-sucking, cowboy riding, ass-licking, bed-hopping, adulterous (Chad Michael Murray anyone?, lying, whoring, conniving, jealous, fucked-up, cracked-out floozy who is good for nothing but being a cum dumpster. I am so fucking jealous. SNORT!
SEX TAPE = WHORE!!!!
Little Bunny Foo Foo
you forgot drugged out myopic hooker!
sperm recepticle even!
SEX TAPE = WHORE
paris is god - what are you? New?
oh and little bunny foo foo you know what paris ate for lunch today too??? your consuming too much of your life with what paris has done.. Get a Life!
Didn't Vadge have a white suit with MRS RITCHIE on the back of it at one time?
Those SHOES! I had shoes like that back in junior high! Sorry. That is not retro!
I see a future avatar. May be SCOUT can do something real good with this pic.
GO YANKEES
My vote is .......WHORE!!
Paris is God, I have a great life. Quit being a twat.
im sure your life is great, stalking and getting mad over what paris does seems like a bunch of fun!
Little bunny foo foo ripped paris is god's head off
paris is god - You are the one concuming too much of your life with US. Most of us here are at work right now contributing to society while you sit in your shack picking your nose and eating Beer Nuts. If you do not like what we do here then leave. Simple as that. Your juvenile, imbecilic comments are serving to do no more than make us laugh at you.
funny how paris is god has nothing for the
SEX TAPE = WHORE
because the truth hurts.
paris is god
go get a job a mcdonald's & serve us some fries like a good bitch.
Mouse - BEER NUTS! Bwaaaaaaa!!! Snort! You need to give some of those to Hagface. Put them in his dog dish.
What the hell is Perez wearing?
Are feather clips back in style?
I'm sorry all I am nothing but a dumb whore.. my bad.
so she had sex on tape.. comon that doesnt make her a bad person....to hate her for doing something in her personal life is childish and loserish. which shows in your last post about mcdonalds. That was just retarded.
stop pretending to be me. i feel like im typeing to a bunch of 8 year olds.
I'm sorry all I am nothing but a dumb whore.. my bad.
paris is god | 05.22.06 - 3:59 pm | #
Looks like you ladies have finally gotten thru to her - she is beginning to see the truth.
Also, I can't bring myself to type that stupid ass name, so I will just be referring to her as PIG.
Hey Paris is God,
Please get off of this board. No one here **knows** her, much less **hates** her. It's a ball-busting site, bitch; it's jokes. You must get off by seeming "provocative."
That said, if you really are some rabid Paris fan then you are simply tragic. There is little to nothing redeeming about Paris Hilton. If anyone is misguided, it's you.
Now stop wasting our time and go on a Paris fan site (i.e. PerezHilton.com)
um i dont think god would like that trash slut bein compared to his ass, you might be struck down or smited or some shit, so watch out fuckbag
paris is god: You have no retort for my questions? Go back to reading your Teen People, imagining that you're married to Nick Lachey and have two kids, apply your zit cream and leave the grown-ups alone.
Foo, he has to eat his fucking kibble before he gets any beer nuts. Bitch is hungover from too much Schlitz and I had to lock him with MK in Sassy's outhouse again. BTW, The MouseMobile will be about an hour early today. I need to drive to LA and fucking hook up Meth Haed because he dumped his down the toilet in McArthur Park by mistake.
here's what i get from paris is god
'verbally masturbating on dlisted gets me hot'
and yes, having a sex tape makes you a WHORE
you can't get around it
paris is god
you're still wrong
mikki | 05.22.06 - 4:01 pm |
alrite well you all have a nice day. im leaving work now and i hope that you all one day will realize that paris is not your life there is reality out there and i hope you can find it soon, before you become bitter and lifeless. Mwaaa now that hot
paris is god: stfo already.
Pariste is nasty, diseased, manipulative, and well-hated by anyone over 20.
To The Parisitic Cunt and Her Sycophant(s):
You can't string a viable sentence together, you give nothing to charities, you suck dick in public, you betray friends and you have no modesty. You're barely a high-school graduate, you're illiterate, and you have done NOTHING with your life that is not sex-related.
paris is god
oh, time to get off the computer at best buy already? yeah the boss might get mad
actually, i thought prais quit high school....never even graduated....THAT'S someone to emulate!
prais, paris, whatever, it all spells WHORE
I meant Meth Head up above, Foo.
fuck
Spin sycle: 
Paris did not graduate highschool.
And what, in the name of all gayness, is that fucktard with her wearing. He seriously put that on, looked at himself in a mirror, thought "yeah, I look GOOD" and went out in public...
This is hot. Sir Elton dissing all the people who don't belong in Cannes!
http://us.video.aol.com/video.in...&
pmmsid=1651703
The only reason people record albums that get pushed back over and over and over again is because the album is a piece of shit. The people who worked on this with her are trying to keep their jobs longer by not releasing the piece of shit. Cause they know once it hits the airwaves it will cause mass deafness and an airbourne form of herpes will destroy the earth.
wtf is up with Perez Hilton? The bigest drama queen looks like a cheap knockoff of Elton John.
The things that people will do for attention is ridiculous. I've never met him before but I bet he is one of those totally over-the-top queens who begs for attention.
Paris is Paris as usual.
muhammedwithbombonhead
no kidding!
alrite well you all have a nice day. im leaving work now and i hope that you all one day will realize that paris is not your life there is reality out there and i hope you can find it soon, before you become bitter and lifeless. Mwaaa now that hot
paris is god | 05.22.06 - 4:05 pm | #
OK I'm back
Can someone who calls him/herself "Pairs is God" JUSTIFIABLY state:
i hope that you all one day will realize that paris is not your
just asking.............
Paris - ooops
As Spin said, Paris, Pairs, it all still spells "whore"
I think it was Perez. Big, Pink, sycophant...
You know she totally talks about him when he's not around!
So transparent.
HERPES WHORE!
Mouse- Cool. I could use my delivery early today. Tell Hagface to simmer down. I can hear him howling all the way from here.
He, MizRo, how's your Mom?
of course the whore talks about her whore perez when he's not around!
she talks about everybody behind their backs!!!
can't wait til she turns 30....or even 40, that will be FUNNYYYY!
Foo, that's not Hagface you hear. He's too busy hoarding his beer nuts and corn likker. That's MK. I forgot to toss him a pork chop.
jennifer: she's waiting to have surgery... it's pissing me off that they are taking their sweet time about it!
If use arrow down on this pic and stop it right at the top of her purse (the last pic) her boobs look so flat, her front looks like her back!
Speaking of pork chops...my hair looks like I used one for a comb. Damn. I need to remember to shower more often. Snort.
Mine is standing straight up. Too much product. Or maybe just tearing it out trying to keep Sassy from molesting her dog.
MizRo, that sucks! I'm sorry 
I'll continue to think good thoughts.
can't wait til she turns 30....or even 40, that will be FUNNYYYY!
spin sycle
By that time, how many frequent rider miles do you think she'll have accumulated? Her cooter is going to look like roast beef left out in the hot summer heat.
alister....nice of you to drop in in between your spelling lessons...
Speaking of Sassy where is that slut? Is she at the 4-H Cowboy Rodeo redneck's cookout again? Tell her to bring me some friend chicken and a brewskie.
Perez has women's thighs, and those pants don't flatter them a'tall...
Man I just saw a police funeral. It was one of M's coworkers. That was some sad shit.
Makes Paris is God getting all worked up look like poop in comparison.
jennifer
*barf*
alister....nice of you to drop in in between your spelling lessons...
imapepper | 05.22.06 - 4:37 pm | #
ass-lister is here????!?!?!?! I didn't see that!!!!!!!!!!
FRIEND chicken? WTF? Foo, maybe I better skip tonight's delivery!
Sassy is MIA. No clue why.
Jennifer, she won't make it to 30. She'll either be murdered or die of and evil STD grown especially for her way before that!
Mousie, I concur!
ass-lister is here????!?!?!?! I didn't see that!!!!!!!!!!
jenner | 05.22.06 - 4:43 pm
I think someone just saw me call it ass lister and thought it really was. If Ass Lister was here, you know we'd be all over that shit!
I mean fried chicken asswipe. The spelling errors are due to lack of cheetos and the bad crack you scored in Reggie Joe Tyrone Malone's basement.
Mousie McFartsicle | 05.22.06 - 4:49 pm | #
I was GONNA SAY
I know what you meant, hareball. BRB, Hagface just got the door halfway open.
Where's my fucking hammer?
Yes, Paris totally talks shit about Perez. I'm surprised she keeps him around.
they are like jude&sienna:
Perfect for each other.
Quit feeding Hagface steroids and he wouldn't be fucking with the door. Just put him back in the muzzle and kick him in the crotch. He'll settle down.
Asslister posted once but Im not sure if that was really her or not. Might have been that dumb ass PIG.
Who the fuck is HagFace? I am not asking you again or I am taking your stash away Mousie AND Foo the Bunny
Muzzle yes, crotch no. I need me some dick after making the crank/crack run tonight!
Fancy, you missed a whole lot of Ass Lister last week. I so outted it as the fake it is when it fucked up and said it was going to a party for Tom Hanks in Cannes when Hanks was in NEw York.
Mousie Im tired of that dumbass. Good for you.
Putas, are you new? Hagface is Nick!! Meth Head is Aaron.
Remember when I married Hagface?
Fancy, we all were. But it'll be back. I found holes in every single thing it posted. I had fun! Oh and then it changed IDs and came on as Ass Lister's agent or some shit. THAT was hilarious!
she looks down and comments.. "Oh yes my wonky toes do represent all the time zones.."
So THIS is where everyone is at! Hello daaaaahlinks!
Hi MJF!!
Toodles and salutations commoners! Just popped on for a bit to let you know how luminous I am today and about the fabulus party I am going to later on this evening at the cheteau Marmont;hotel where all alisters will be present. I am ready and getting my make up in a few hours and have the moust gorgeous dress you have ever seen or make that you will never see it! My shoes are Jimmy Choo and my dress is Dior. I hope you are doing well and not being jealous. Its extremely bad for your complexions! Goodbye commoners!
Anonymous A-Lister | 05.22.06 - 3:27 pm |
Mousie this was from earlier.
oh man this was quite the after lunch treat.
Oh whatEVER! Yawn. Too bad most of the real A-List stars are in Cannes.
Aw, that's so cute...Paris has her big-girl panties on, and is trying to defend herself!
Hiya Fancypants!!! Ass-lister gives me a rash.
...and what's a "cheteau"?
Mousie did you just ask if I, Queen Putas Del Fuego, was new? Queen of the Cheeto Vagina Squad, new? That's it, I am taking your meth away for a whole week.
NO!! NO BUTS!!! THAT'S IT!! Go to your corner
Putas, I was kidding! You remember when I married Hagface and got all sorts of howling laughter from the peanut gallery!
HI MJF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mousie when you gonna have those babies??
Hola, Mousie in da housie!
Maybe a "Cheteau" is like French Cheeto?
Fancy, surely you jest! He can't even take care of himself or his hound dog, Bubba! If you think about his real-life behaviour, be very afraid for any kids that thing fathers!
Perez. Oh no. Oh no Perez.
Mousie McFartsicle | 05.22.06 - 5:20 pm
No I dont remember, sorry.
I can't go on.
Everyone hates my Paris so much it makes me cry.
So goodbye. I am taking a bottle of tylenol now, the pain is two much to life with i want to remember my angel the way she is now so beautiful. See you all on the other side. I will be dead when you reed this.
YSL, hon, is there a low-rent version of Melania Trump? Melania's as fucking low rent as you can go, well, I guess, except for Parasite and BLO/HOhan.
LBFF, Jenner, Mousie, et al. -- doesn't Paris is God remind you of someone from last night -- hint, hint? The one I went to war with? What the hell is going on? Paris is a troll, but looks better than usual, believe it or not. I've never seen such freakishly large feet, though -- check out those ginormous tendons -- yeck!
Moist, her claws aren't exactly feminine, either!
LBFF 3:46 -- you rock, you sexy bunny! That is the best description of a whore if I ever read one -- I think it applies equally to Parasite and BLO/HOhan, though. LBFF, where were you yesterday when I needed your help?
Mikki, hon, quick -- mix up some margaritas and refer to the hater as PIG -- how appropos!
Moist for Meloni | 05.22.06 - 5:59 pm | #
I saw you mentioned something about a Patty Cake, but I didn't actually see any of the comments - do tell!
Oh, and P.I.G. is just a 12 year old with an unhealthy admiration for the actual Paris - I feel for her, in a way.
Anonymous A-Lister | 05.22.06 - 3:27 pm
Toodles mean goodbye, stupid.
i see i missed all the fun again.
“It's just Paris's latest idea and because she shares a label with Gnarls, she thinks that it will all be a piece of cake."
They actually meant to say "a piece of shit".
Okay. I don't know if anyone has mentioned this already or if anyone will know the reference, but I SWEAR, Perez looks JUST like Jiggly Puff from Pokemon!!!
Perez looks like a fricken Easter "PEEP" in that suit!
It fits like shit- and the shoes w/ the suit don't get me started!
Are we too believe he went to Canne w/ Paris and hung out? He looks like a self promoting stalker in that photos.
It's OK, everyone, I can understand PARISLUVA4LYF and will now respond in its language:
kdjhfgpi9quywe9-85yr3204u502uoifn9wn
jenner | 05.22.06 - 1:43 pm | #
Holy Shit your a funny one! haha
Paris is god, look at that twat shots of Paris and I dare you to come back her and talk about how wonderful she is.
Anyone who intentionally doesn't wear underwear and spread her legs getting out of a car when she knows she's getting her picture taken is a pig.
What a two-faced move MK!!
It's obvious you wanted to diss Perez when picking those pictures of him, but you did not have the courage to. Why?
Just speak your mind for once and you'll feel better for it. Like if P pisses you off, say it as other bloggers have and don't worry about what people will think of you.
Don't just leave it up to your commenters to do your dirty job for you.
i see fuckin' perez in the background... he almost makes paris look presentable.
dude nino shut your hole, the same pics are on perez's site, so he obviously wants people to see them.
Jenner, hon, Patty Cake was briefly disturbing, sort of like PIG is today. However, late last night, I was attacked (no other word for it) by something called Charasmatic (yes, misspelled like the fucktard that posted it). I've been trying to figure out why now are weirdos crawling out of the woodwork -- whaddya think?
1. a lunar eclipse?
2. full moons?
3. schools letting out for summer?
4. the disciples of Satan are coming out in advance for 6/6/6?
5. the beginning of the Cannes Film Festival?
6. the opening of a BLO/HOhan movie?
I think MK didn't comment on Perez because Perez is quite obviously not worth commenting on! MK need say nothing when Perez looks as shit as that!
...and besides if he didn't have his own spastic name on his fug-fag suit no-one would even know who it was and just think it's some 'tard on day release.
What a two-faced move MK!!
It's obvious you wanted to diss Perez when picking those pictures of him, but you did not have the courage to. Why?
Just speak your mind for once and you'll feel better for it. Like if P pisses you off, say it as other bloggers have and don't worry about what people will think of you.
Don't just leave it up to your commenters to do your dirty job for you.
nino | 05.22.06 - 7:04 pm | #
I don't think it would matter what site posted those picture - Perez looks like a fool. MK doesn't need to say shit the picture speaks for itself does it not? And I posted a shitty comment on Perez's site personally.... lol
Haha! I figured I would see that same pick of perez and bitchface on that fat fucks website,he is so self-promoting, I just knew it would eb there and of course it was. So I try to comment on it,and how typical that I can comment on every picture EXCEPT the one with Perez and that disease infested cunt Paris. What's wrong Perez? Too many people were saying you looked like a bloated pig in that disgusting pink suit...the best part of that emsemble is how the pants are wedged right up your stinky, loose ass. Hope you know you looked like a fool! Sorry for the long comment, adn yes I know going to his site gave him a hit, which only helps him, but I just had to know!
Parasite's only way not to look like an ugly hook-nosed bigfoot asshat--stand next to Perez.
Perez looks like Patrick the Starfish from Spongebob.
Damn, now I have gone and offended Patrick (and I love him).
THAT'S HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao.:x
WAIT WAIT WAIT... why is that "two pigs in a blanket.. wrestling" Pepto Mo in Cannes?! somebody PLEASE tell me! that knocks the validity and level of prestige of Cannes down about 500 levels. next thing you know they'll be letting Hugh Grant's prostitute in.
second, Paris already had a wonky eye and now she's got wonky fake tits! already sporting the infamous "double bubble" underneath the left boob. NICE PLASTIC SURGERY, AGAIN, WHORE!
third, please don't insult the 1337 kids by pawning that PARISLUVA retard off on them. 47 |3457 1337 m4k35 50m3 fu(k1n6 53n53!
I'm not criticizing MK for printing out this pics..au contraire!!
Perez has been stealing stuff from Dlisted (and vice-Versa probably) so it HAD to have pissed MK off. But instead of saying how he feels he prints an article about *PARIS HILTON* in Cannes, and picks the only two that include Perez.. yet he doesn't mention him!! how is that possible? did he not see him? or recognize him?? why print these then?
would ANYONE care to tell me why that choad is in Cannes?
You know in the last pic she's probably thinking, "So this is what my breasts look like not covered in man juice."
Seriously, if you listen real carefully, you can actually hear that tacky-ass pink suit weeping as its stretched across pigboy Perez's fat ass...
Perez looks like Patrick the Starfish from Spongebob.
muhammedwithbombonhead | 05.22.06 - 7:59 pm | #
RIGHT ON!
Cee-Lo would NEVER EVER let that moron cover anything of his.I sure hope at least...
shes trying to hide her wonky eye with the bang. lol. dumb slut. we know its still there.
Can we organize a HUGE Peris Bashing...one weekend we do nothing other than go to the clubs where she'll be at and just call her everyname in the book..I want the EXACT same thing that Happen to Brandon Davis to happen to Paris...PLEASE someone..Lets being a "www.IhateParishilton.com" stuff...PLEASE...I honestly would love to Throw eggs and tomatoes at her but I'm afraid of going to Jail..YES I HATE her that much.
I went to a party and they played some of that shit. It was a hot steaming pile of turds. Almost as bad as "Baby Woman"
Patrick the Starfish - HA
You fucking nailed it.
Paris is so pathetic! And her little lap dog Perez...don't get me started...
Loved the pink elephant comments--way to go MK for being so awesome to not even mention him! That is why I love you and your site!
useless....
why do people even care about what she does
My GOD, how I hate them both!
This post and all the comments make me want to have a celebratory martini and luxuriate in a delightful bubblebath...things are becoming so right with the world! Good is triumphing over evil and sluttiness!!!
Parasite spots her favourite pet-crab mr itchy
Patrick star! fucking hilarious, but one problem, Patrick's hotter than perez. and cleaner. LOL!
I hope that just when she wants to publish her album, a fire razes all the studio down and destroys all the recordings and CDs.
And LOL at your comment on the last picture MK!
Hey, you guys ive really acted like a jerk and i honestly am a paris hilton fan... you guys are all such idiots leave paris alone and get on with your actual lives.. if you have a life..... I LOVE PARIS!
i love paris too.. shes gorgeous talented and absoulutly beautiful!!!! you all are losers for bashing her grow up!
Mousie McFartsicle | 05.23.06 - 9:20 am | #
jenner | 05.23.06 - 9:22 am | #
It is too early in the morning for you fucktards to start. Do not even try to impersonate the regulars - we all know their avatars and their attitudes.
Now go eat your Fruity Pebbles and leave the grown ups alone.
dont be mad because you are jealous of paris mikki you need to grow up and get a life.
I so never downloading her album if it comes out. So not worth it!
just playing. im deff gonnna get it i love her. shes beautiful you all are just haters
Paris looks AMAZING in these photos im not her biggest fan but wow shes gorgeous
PARIS IS SOOO BEAUTIFUL- I WISH I COULD BE HER
I see a pink pig.
i was looking in the mirror...but paris wow she is beautiful
Sounds like Paris' publicists are back again!
You stupid whores. Paris is a fugly beast. The only people who think otherwise are hideous themselves so they don't have much to compare her to.
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