Worse than Apple.
Oh gag! Didn't anyone tell her you have to be a real celeb to give your baby a goofy celeb name?
Let me get this straight... she walks and sees bluebells everywhere but then her mother comments that they are rare... WTF?
Moses can be their manager. And Moonbeam Zappa can be their mentor.
Who the HELL thinks of these names?
No one else has that name for a reason.
wow. bluebell madonna?
in other news, never work in an office with all boys.
they are throwing cockroaches at each other. and just placed one in the estimators desk for a nice little present when he gets to the office.
I like the name Apple. *Hides* But Bluebell Madonna?!
Who the fuck names their kid after Vadge??
You. Have. To . Be. Fucking. Kidding me.
Bluebell? so, if you give your kid some horrible,fucked up name, what does that say about your love for the child? you don't love it enough to give it a proper name? gag me.
with a jack hammer.
Is that an edible flower? I'm thinking about making a summer salad right now...
and an apple MARTINI
SCARRED.
FOR.
LIFE.
oooohhhh you dumb bitch.
That's it... I'm naming my next baby Snapdragon
Well, Bluebell can't have my avatar.
hahaha cock roaches? wtf?
This is all because we talked about Blue Bell fucking Ice Cream yesterday. I had no idea we had so much power.
haha. Bluebell. *points finger at innocent baby and laughs*
sammy | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 12:08 pm | #
i guess one of them found one in their office so he went and threw it at his brother. it escalated from there
She can grow up and marry Pilot Inspektor.
Before people start naming their kids, they need to think if it may scar them in some way. Most kids are mean to begin with, but having a weird disgusting name, just adds to it.
I was gonna name mine snapper trapper. Is that too much like snapdragon? I dont want people confusing them.
The name sounds like it'd be a brand of ice cream. Some program was talking about celeb baby names and one Hollywood watcher commented that these celebs are most likely thinking, "Look at how clever and cute I can be by coming up with this name." You know these parents aren't thinking about the kids first when they come up with these names.
It's lucky she wasn't walking in my local park, otherwise the poor kid would probably be called "Dog Shit" or "Used Needle".
What a stupid twat.
Oh Lord...........imagine the teasing. Kids can be cruel, even in upscale private schools. Poor kid.
It's lucky she wasn't walking in my local park, otherwise the poor kid would probably be called "Dog Shit" or "Used Needle".
4Queen&Country | 05.23.06 - 12:10 pm | #
I guess I'll name my next child Cherry Garcia if we're going with an ice cream theme. It works out, because I'm going after Andy Garcia to be the father, lol.
what a bunch of hungry bitches, naming kids after food.
apple, cocoa, bluebell, jesus, what next? cheeto? corn? banana?
She said: "If it's a boy, I think Leonardo, and for a girl, Stella"
what happened to STELLA?!!
he's dead... 
so it's Mooooooo Vadge?
what happened to STELLA?!!
Opinionatedwon | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 12:12 pm | #
STELLAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I see that name and I have to do that.
silly FO SHO, it IS a brand of ice cream!
Oh Lord, thank God she didn't see the dog crap or the squirrels fucking in the park... could you imagine...
brand of ice cream
it is in texas!!!
Sammy
Corn Tortilla
has a nice ring to it.
thats right. cause texas owns ur asses.
Well. This is one area where the oldies but goodies are worth recyling. Poor child.
pricolatino
why do you ask, chicken shitting?
*old grade school joke*
nah, f that, im allergic to corn.
they could name the kid Flour, hahahah
Prico
Squirrel Fucker!!
silly FO SHO, it IS a brand of ice cream!
Tami | 05.23.06 - 12:13 pm |
Oh shit, it is? fo reals? I was thinking blue bunny or blue bonnet or something.
how about Cheetos Velveeta?
he's dead...
sammy | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 12:12 pm | #
Who's dead?
A newborn screaming her head off? How unusual.
We totally have Blue Bell Ice Cream in TN
flour tortilla!
she named her kid after southern icecream company.
that's cause tennessee wishes it was as cool as tejas
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 05.23.06 - 12:15 pm | #
Used to, you could only get it in Tx, but now I think it's all over the south.
a bluebell is a flower as well...
how about Cheetos Velveeta?
spin sycle
flour tortilla!
sammy
Perfect
Uh, TX ain't cool Sammy....
At least we got the music.
I'm gonna name my kid Egg. I think it's a unisex name so works for a boy or girl.
Her daughter's increasingly rare?
sammy | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 12:16 pm | #
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 05.23.06 - 12:17 pm | #
Now, now kids.
nah man, texas country is actually good. nashville country is just craptastic pop songs with a bit of twang.
we got robert earl keen, pat green, cory morrow, etc...
austin- live music capital of the world.
She's a complete numbskull that one - here's hoping the baby doesn't look like either of it's fug parents
Oh.My.Fucking.Gawd.!!! That's it. Why didn't she called her Ishouldhave Swallowed? We know she doesn't give a damn about that poor girl, but calling her Bluebell Madonna?! Come on!
actually i spent half my childhood in knoxville
OMG!!!! tell me it's not true!!!!!
i thought she was naming her baby some spanish name or something...but Bluebell Madonna....
Poor poor child!!!!
it's like "blueballs"...??
the kid should just lie about her name.
every person she meets she could tell a different flavor to. the possibilities are endless!
Hmm living in Chicago I see bums and trash every where.
Maybe instead of Dane I should call my son Litter Hobo Cooper. Yes that's it! Because of the signs!!!!
Whatever Sammy you whore! I'm in Memphis...hello! Sun Studios, Elvis, BB King, Jeff Buckley....
hahaha that made me laugh outloud. little hobo cooper, thats way better than dane. unless hes dane cooke. that guy rocks.
She should've named her Trixie Firecracker.
ok, West Tennesee is scary. Yeah you got some good musac there. I was just doggin ya bud. I dont mind Tennesee, its fucking Oklahoma you gotta watch out for.
And Kansas. Buncha crazy people.
It's not just Bluebell, it's
Bluebell Halliwell
Say it--you have got to be kidding.
What a horrible thing to do to your own child.
Potato Biscuit
Anon2/Fancy | 05.23.06 - 12:22 pm | #
Whisker Biscuit.
anyone who was every anyone recorded in memphis sammy.
She should've named her Trixie Firecracker.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.23.06 - 12:21 pm | #
Firecracker or Firecrotch?
I told you fuckers what I'm naming my kids. If you don't like it you can suck my dick.
Oomfoofoo
Shanaynay
Rodrico
Boogie
Billy Bob
Dirk
Q'Tisha
and
Cheeto Tater Tot
why didn't she name it spice or cinammon?
Ginger & Spice or Ginger & Cinammon
oh yeah sammy. it's fucking scary, no doubt. we have like three murders a day here.
Too bad she wasn't a Charmed fan. I would have gone with Pru, Piper, Phoebe or Paige. 
FirstClass and KeLL - you're having babies. Any chance you'd let dlisted name your kids?
They may as well have named her Donkey Punch!
Who the fuck names their kid after Vadge??
Anon2/Fancy | 05.23.06 - 12:07 pm |
Oh you are gonne piss of the christians. You better hide in your panic room 
I didn't think it got any worse then Apple. but the baby is very cute
i can't say i'm that shocked.
This goes in my "useful things learned today" file.
gerri didn it because in reality she hates children.
Anon2/Fancy | 05.23.06 - 12:22 pm | #
Whisker Biscuit.
Blue Rose | 05.23.06 - 12:23 pm |
Foo don't forget Shalala Glitter Ball.
The only child that when getting yelled at people will break into song.
Oh you are gonne piss of the christians. You better hide in your panic room
Youri | 05.23.06 - 12:24 pm |
Uh oh what did I miss??
and when moo madge & apple make their group it must called super evil evil fun time!
because i said so!
I think First Class should name her kid Little Bunny Foo Foo. HONK!
amen fo sho. nice one!!
i woulda gone for piper, cause she can blow shit up. or paige.
i like jambalaya pepercorn for my child's name. sounds spicey.
I forgot about Shalala Glitter Ball!
FirstClass and KeLL - you're having babies. Any chance you'd let dlisted name your kids?
fo sho | 05.23.06 - 12:24 pm |
To late and Yes he IS named after Dane Cook
Shit I mean if that's who your named after it could be worse. Dated a guy named Shane who was named after the damn movie. Man was he bitter about that shit.
Besides Cooper is the hardest white bread fucking name to match up with a nice name.
*grummbles why couldn't husband take his mothers maiden name Scarpone*
I'm gonna name my kid Egg. I think it's a unisex name so works for a boy or girl.
Bonnie Blue | 05.23.06 - 12:18 pm | #
LMAO!!!
for a girl: Egg Strawberrytart Bactericide
for a boy: Egg Appaloosa Gazetteer
ok you bitches are makin me laugh.
shalala glitter ball is genius.
super evil evil fun time sounds like a party i wanna go to!
I don't know why...but I always liked ol' Ginger Spice. Who is the baby's father? Isn't he some screenwriter dude from Hollywood?
First Class I suggest
Whisker Biscuit Dirtstar Cox Donkey Punch!!
I know its long but it sounds prestigious.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.23.06 - 12:28 pm | #
It took me forever to come up with a name for my daughter, I finally settled on Harper, and people give me crap about it from time to time.
i still like little hobo cooper... im not gonna budge.
but dane cook is a bad ass.
I keep telling him that when someone says my name Mrs. Cooper and I walk in they're going to look around asking where the hell is the white girl?
i woulda gone for piper, cause she can blow shit up. or paige.
sammy | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 12:27 pm |
yeah, Phoebe's power was weak. Good choice with Piper. Pru's power was awesome but she died.
i like harper.
if i wasnt a fag and had kids, i would name my son or daughter bailey ryan (would prefer a boy).
his dogginess is named buster though. hes my child.
Why would they give you crap for it? Just hand them a Harp lager and that will shut them up!
at my brother's high school, there was a girl named (I f-ing swear) Chewbacca.
bluebell seems really sweet in comparison.
Bluebell's profession has already been chosen. She must hook up with Apple Martin and start a Japanese pop group.LOL
I like bluebell but admittedly I am odd that way. I don't like it combined with Madonna. They really just don't mix well.
since we're on fucked up names..a couple i'm friends with had a baby last week and named her " Luna Kira" wtf for i don't know
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.23.06 - 12:31 pm | #
The little girl told me I should change her name. I said "I'll keep that in mind, LULU"
shit in middle school i knew a girl named Yeasta Shonton. I am not kidding.
^The little girl next door.
I like the name Luna too.
at my brother's high school, there was a girl named (I f-ing swear) Chewbacca.
bluebell seems really sweet in comparison.
Kat... | 05.23.06 - 12:31 pm |
I just fell out my damn chair laughing so hard and farted to!!!!!
Yeasta Shonton.
sammy | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 12:32 pm |
Oh noes! How unfortunate!
Little Bunny Foo Foo
mine will be
Cheetos Velveeta
chandalier
Candleabra Jones
at my brother's high school, there was a girl named (I f-ing swear) Chewbacca.
bluebell seems really sweet in comparison.
Kat... | 05.23.06 - 12:31 pm | #
exqueeze me?
Oh yes. That bitch was crazy!
at my brother's high school, there was a girl named (I f-ing swear) Chewbacca.
bluebell seems really sweet in comparison.
Kat... | 05.23.06 - 12:31 pm | #
Land sakes.
I have honest to god met a Lexus and a Noxima.
My eyelid was twitching I was trying so hard not to laugh.
Im still laughing over Little Hobo Cooper. I want to buy him toys.
Blue Rose | 05.23.06 - 12:29 pm | #
I think Harper is beautiful!!!!
Candleabra Jones
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 12:33 pm | #
Sounds like a blaxploitation character.
She seems to think the baby came out of her "tummy." Hmm.
i think that was the point blue. harper should be in a girl indie rock band. it would be appropriate
i heard about twin boys named
orangejello and yellowjello
Foo I will have a girl just to nick name her Shalala Glitter Ball!!!
I will be the envy of the playground mothers!!!
As for the boy he shall hence forth be known as Litter Hobo Milo Butt Cooper!!!!
She should've called it Turmeric, or Cinnamon, to honour her Spice Girl days.
I am especially in love with calling my first born Wanker, because I see them everywhere ALL THE TIME (but not here of course).
Thank you Vanina. My mom is a nurse, and they gave this hillbilly woman who had twins a pamphlet on STDs. The woman named her kids-hand over my heart-Syphillis and Gonorrah!
Shalala Glitter Ball and Little Hobo Cooper will be the coolest fucking kids in school.
Im still laughing over Little Hobo Cooper. I want to buy him toys.
sammy | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 12:34 pm |
Buy him a tallie in a paperbag! and some fingerless gloves.
Bluebell sounds like a cow's name.
Poor kid.
^ That is the actual spelling that she used, too.
your ass is gonna get me fired!
-
yeah, and a broken pocket watch and always acts like hes late for something when he checks the time.
I have honest to god met a Lexus and a Noxima.
My eyelid was twitching I was trying so hard not to laugh.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.23.06 - 12:34 pm | #
those sound good!!! i like them!!!
the weird name i heard was one of my girlclassmates. it was Xeni, but i foud it kinda cute!!!
Oh my God Blue i wish you were joking. BUt I have to say this is not uncommen. My mother is a nurse to and she would come home and tell us the "intresting" names sher had met that day. STD's are a commen one. Fucked up.
The woman named her kids-hand over my heart-Syphillis and Gonorrah!
Blue Rose | 05.23.06 - 12:36 pm
No f-ing way!!
I'm calling mine Seven Costanza
I'm still fucked up from Chewbaca. I can make the noise and oh my god i would have pushed that girl to the LIMIT!!!!
Every damn day I would have walked by her making that noise until she snapped!!!
BRING IT CHEWBACA!!!!
dude, anyone seen the video on my homepage of the little black kid? thats the kid id want.
id call him, Quintile Pharmaco
Shalala Glitter Ball and Little Hobo Cooper will be the coolest fucking kids in school.
sammy | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 12:36 pm | #
DAMN STRAIGHT!!!
Im gonna name mine Sleestack!
If anyone remembers the Land Of the Lost they made this hissing sound. So cool.
Nerf Herder has a song about sleestacks
i loved that show
Nerf Herder has a song about sleestacks
sammy |
No way. I love fucking sleestacks!!
Lord, Fancy I hope it doesn't look like one!
Blue Rose | 05.23.06 - 12:36 pm
Holy Cow!!! that's so awful, when my daughter was born i decided to choose a spanish name since her last name is spanish...so she'll have a "balanced" full name!!!!
Harper is so cool, i think your kid 'd be a really cool one!!!
yeah its on the how to meet girls album titled she's a sleestak
other songs include courtney (courtney love sit on my face)
and pantera fans in love.
The infamous Hogg sisters in Texas -
Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg
All TRUE STORIES-----I fucking swear!!!!
I went to high school with the ugliest set of twins on the face of the earth and their names were BRIDGET and GIDGET. They dressed alike too. Their mother must of been bat-shit insane.
I also knew a girl who had twin cousins named Pen and Pencil.
I also went to school with your usual redneck names - had THREE Bobbi Jo's in my class. There was also a Billie Jo. All of them GIRLS!
Ya know those couples in high school that made everyone want to barf because they were always dry humping in the locker area? Well we had this fat, zit-covered couple named RODNEY and RHONDA! Like the reindeers! BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
SNORT!!!!!! I LOVE WHITE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lord, Fancy I hope it doesn't look like one!
Blue Rose | 05.23.06 - 12:42 pm |
If it did then everyone would call me a Sleestack fucker!!
Blue Rose
and the girl shall be Chlymidia!
yet another child who will feel the stings of teasing from others ...
I also went to school with your usual redneck names - had THREE Bobbi Jo's in my class. There was also a Billie Jo. All of them GIRLS!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.23.06 - 12:44 pm |
Ugh it's always those girls that have the cold sores by like 6th grade.
Ya know those couples in high school that made everyone want to barf because they were always dry humping in the locker area?
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.23.06 - 12:44 pm |
Hangs head....that was me.
Vanina - BF told me that in Argentina you have to pick names from a list and if you want to name your kid something that is not on the list, you have to pay a lot of money to do it. He said that's why everyone from Argentina is named Javier, Adrian, Mattias, etc.
Hangs head....that was me.
Anon2/Fancy
*points and laughs*
My buddy Butch was really named Butch by his parents. And hes a fag. I think it's funny. (well hes a bear and is very redneck/masculine) but still.
HAAAAAAAAAAA -- she will never truly feel the sting of teasing from others because Bluebell's gonna be FILTHY RICH. Geri Halliwell (and all the Spice Girls) made an ENORMOUS amount of $$$ in a very short time... Bluebell will be rolling in it!
THE TRASH HEAP HAS SPOKEN!
eat stool.
that's kinda nasty, not really into tha scat myself.
The infamous Hogg sisters in Texas -
Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg
Tabatha | 05.23.06 - 12:44 pm | #
LMAO! The park in my town is named after their patriarch.
There used to be a Bluebell at my son's school. Her siblings were Milo and Mimi, I kid you not.
I actually quite like the name, but Bluebell Halliwell just sounds ugly!
I went to middle school with a Lesby Winda. It always made me think of a good witch, for some reason.
I thought, if I ever have a girl, I'm calling her Lesby Anna.
Anon2- NUH UH. That was you? Dammit. I knew you were weird. Snort.
Fist Class - Oh yeah! One of the Bobbi Jo's was on a mission to get pregnant by the time we were sophomores. She would go up to bat during softball in P.E. class and start screaming that the pitcher was aiming for her womb. She would start screaming and yelling "HEY BITCH! I AIN'T PREGNANT YET - BUT YET IS THE WORD!!!!!!!!!!"
Damn Sammy I thought that was destened in the stars if your named Butch, Bruce or 50/50 if Danny.
Was told this by my best friend Danny!
What is with all the fecal freaks lately?!
Cow Patti... that's purty
O_o
Oh my god Bunny that's fucking priceless! Shit I would try to take out her breeding abilites from that moment on. Because she had shown she had no RIGHT to continue her line.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.23.06 - 12:39 pm | #
ERRRRRRMMMMMM! Good times!
why not just name the poor thing "placenta"
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.23.06 - 12:47 pm | #
Bunny, that's totally true, it was my case!!! Dad wanted an italian name for me (since i have an italian last name) but it wasn't allowed, they just gave him a book and told him to choose one name from there...
Now it's not that hard to get the name you want, if it's not in the list, you have to bring "proof" such name exists and that it doesn't mean anything offensive,and then of course you have to pay for it because they have to open a new register of such name!!!(ha!! another excuse to get money!!!LOL!!!
How about "My Mom's a Dumbass Halliwell." Somewhere Posh is laughing her non-existent ass off.
That's messed up, Vanina.
I met an L-bany once. That's how she spelled it. With a dash. I should've slapped her.
pricolatino aka King Dicksucke | 05.23.06 - 12:57 pm | #
i know Prico, when i was born, there wans't democracy in the country yet and you just couldn't discuss about a name for fear of losing your life... those were really hard times...anyway!!!
i actually surprised they let my dad name me Vanina!!!
Vanina - Wow! I totally thought he was full of shit!
Foo, we need you up in the Paris thread, stat. Stalker fucktard loose.
She waited for a baby for years, finally get knocked up and this is the best name she could think of. She better enroll that baby in the Academy of Kung Fu Fighting from now
I want to know what some of you bitches first names really are...come on. Somebody spill it!
I'm coming Stoney!!!!!!!
This is maybe even worse than Jason Lee's baby's name, Inspektor Fuckcake, or whatever it is.
Little Bunny, you already know mine!!!!
VANINA!!!!!
If you go to the poem on Daya's page, you'll see my name in the comments.
bluebell? i swear i thought she named her daughter after the ice cream she gourged on while pregnant.
as for madonna...that's actually my aunt's name. to say that no one other than the virgin mary and the singer have that name is almost as retarded as naming your child 'bluebell.'
Mine's Jamie. I hate it.
I like the name Bluebell.
what Paris thread?
J names are key fag names too.
John, Jim, Joe, Jeff. Lotsa gays with J names.
Prico, up top. Some dink impersonating damn near everyone.
I'm a Junior, does that count?
and of course misspellings like Jon or Jayson.
I can't get to it, my top thread is this one... dammit.
J names are key fag names too.
John, Jim, Joe, Jeff. Lotsa gays with J names.
sammy | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 1:07 pm | #
Does that mean I really am a lesbian?
LBFF :I am katie slutlett
Blue Rose - I like the name Jamie!
Katie - hahahahaha! Sorry! I didn't mean for that to continue. I see people still use it from time to time. Could be worse! SNORT!
pricolatino (King Dicksucker) | 05.23.06 - 1:03 pm | #
Prico, the spanish poem????
Thanks LBFF.
LBFF you have to tell now!!! i don't want to be screaming LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO in the streets of Buenos Aires!!!!
LOL!!!
Vanina - My real name is Little Bunny Foo Foo. Really. My mom was a hippie who did too much LSD in the 70's. Snort!
And i think your names, my soccer moms are beautiful!!!
Jamie and Katie are really sweet!!!(and short, i like that!!!)
all the bad name stories are reminding me of more bad names. I worked in an orthodontist office for a while, and we had a new patient who I needed to call whose chart had the name "takeylae" or something similar with accent marks over the a. so I went around asking everyone what it said.
it was pronounced tequilla.
I thought, if I ever have a girl, I'm calling her Lesby Anna.
NICE!
Prico, the spanish poem????
vanina | 05.23.06 - 1:15 pm |
Si.
Mine is Jessica. How exotic. We have the Renee thrown in for the middle name to give it that European flair.
Foo, there was a Bobbi Jo at my HS. She always tried to kick my ass. I was still in 4th grade and she was in th 9th. I hated that bitch. True trash. She had six siblings with six different fathers.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.23.06 - 1:18 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!!
what does your BF calls you???
pichi, bichi,mami, gordi, etc?????
and I think Bluebell is a very cute, pretty name but once the baby gets past the age of 5 it will seem too cutesy and inappropriate.
Okay. I lied. Really my name is Cheeto Vagina Dick Licker. Honk! If you guess my name I will tell you. hahahahahaha. I have to get some shit for my trip but I'll be back later. Ciao!
Ooops, it was a previous poem, Vanina. But I just posted again.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.23.06 - 1:18 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!!
what does your BF calls you???
pichi, bichi,mami, gordi, etc?????
vanina | 05.23.06 - 1:20 pm | #
Conchi
mine is Sam.
Jessucka - I believe it! All Bobbi Jo's are trash! Snort.
Vanina - He calls me "linda" or "bonbon" sometimes.
If she had a son would she have named him Blueball?
i heard about twin boys named
orangejello and yellowjello
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 12:35 pm | #
I've heard that too! It was told to me by someone. They were from Louisianna I think...Please tell me it's an urban legend!
Okay have to jump back in after I went out to lunch.
Mine is Bianca. I don't want to hear ANY Jagger jokes or someone gets fucking CUT!!!!!
Bianca is hot!
dude, thats the name of the lesbefriends on all my children.
you go erica kanes lesbo daughter!
I like the name Bianca.
I like the name Bianca.
Conchi
pricolatino (King Dicksucker) | 05.23.06 - 1:21 pm | #
Prico!!! you made me spit all the coffee!!! that was a good one!!!
Funny, my granddad's name was the same as yours!!! i think it's beautiful and a little unusual (at least here, now)
Vanina - He calls me "linda" or "bonbon" sometimes.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.23.06 - 1:21 pm | #
I call my kid "linda", my hub calls me "mi amor" all the time... once i forgot my keys and he ran down the streets screaming like a madman "MI AMOOOOR" "MI AMOOOOR" and half the neighbours staring at him!!! it was really funny!!!
AAAAaaaa i forgot about that shit Sammy!
Dosn't help that I like girls too. Husband gets down on his knees and thanks God everyday for that.
MMMmm Bunny when a Latin guy says the word Bonbon with an accent it's like he just drizzled chocalate all over your tits and licked it off!!!!!!
"MI AMOOOOR" "MI AMOOOOR" and half the neighbours staring at him!!! it was really funny!!!
vanina | 05.23.06 - 1:32 pm |
Thats like a scene out of a novella
I wish I was Little Hobo Cooper. Id become a fucking rock star.
LOL We do have Five guitars and 2 Bass in our art room. Instead of bitching about Piano practice he will bitch about power chord practice
Dude. Seriously. You sound like the greatest family ever.
When Shalala Glitter Ball is born, we are making a reality show about you. And of course Little Hobo Cooper will be the star.
FirstClass aka CandyCoxx | 05.23.06 - 1:34 pm | #
Bianca= Blanche= Blanca
That name is very beautiful and another one banned to my family when my cousin was born, she was supposed to be named Bianca but it wasn't on the list so my aunt had to change it...
My cousin told me if she ever had a baby girl she'll name her Bianca!!!
My hub is a very shy man, so when i heard him and saw him like that i got scared at first, then i couldn't stop laughing!!!!
That's very sweet, Vanina. I'd love a man who'd run after me yelling "Mi Amor" in public, even though I'd freak the hell up.
Thanks Vanina! I love your name though. So pretty.
Can't stand to be called Blanche though. Pycho French teacher would always scream that when I wasn't paying attention LOL
BLANCHE BLANCHE tu es ADD!!??
ugh yeah, blanche is a whore.
someone should have informed her that Bluebell is also a brand of ICE CREAM HAHAHA! Poor Child
Bluebell Halliwell.
It's safe to say she didn't bother to say that out loud before writing it on the birth certificate.
This kid is gonna have to go to school with that moniker...poor thing.
it was bad enough being the daughter of a spice girl no less
She'll be alright... She'll be going to a private school with Apple, Moses, Brooklyn, Romeo, Rocco, Pilot Inspektor and Moxie Crimefighter.
Pretty much. And when your not subject to the rules of commen people then names don't really matter either.
well, Poor kid can try to be nicknamed just Blue...
HEY AT LEAST IT'S NOT BLUEBALL!
I see dog shit in my yard. Should I name my child Dog Shit?
My sons name is Stinkpiggy Pongosqongo Smith,i'm not a celeb either!!
Why didn't she name her
Blue Bell Halliwell then....
Bluebell Madonna - wtf
I'm in the minority, but i think Bluebell isn't so bad. It sure as hell beats the millions of Madisons, Katelyns, Ashleys, Britneys, and "Makaylas."
And what is up with Americans that they HAVE to make fun of people's names? There's absolutely no tolerance in your society for something unique. Are your lives that boring that bullying people is all you're good at? Or has the fat around your stomachs eaten away your brains? But what do you expect from a country that shops at Walmart...
Bluebell I think is cute, but when coupled with Madonna? Ugh.
Can't think of any weird names of kids I went to school with. All the weird names are in the younger grades below me. I work at a children's library and I've heard a lot of wannabe prep names. Madison, Boyd, Grey, Jasper, Cooper (for a girl!), Dante... I've also seen Caitlin and Catherine spelled so much different ways I've lost count.
I believe that the child's father is some big time Hollywood guy.
Brit Brit, in my old neighborhood nearly all of us had unique names. I like to shop at Wal-mart! I also like to shop at Louis Vuitton, Neiman Marcus, Chanel, etc...
yea, brit brit, i'm sorry to peeps out there, but i hate the name mckayla, makenzie and madison (something very unattractive to me about those names.) has anybody mentioned the fact that people will probably call her blueballs when she's in high school?
I'm all for unique names but BLUEBALLS?
hahaha. I love the Japanese pop group thing!
Bluebell Madonna...
Geri must get the best LSD.
Never name your child after you've dropped 5 hits of sunshine.
idiot. i swear does she wanther kid to be normal? ever met a lawyer or doctor called bluebell??!! doom her to b an artiste- coz its ok 4 them 2 have wierd names
Haha, the poor thing was screaming because she heard her ridiculous name!
First, you have to be OFF the drugs for a set period of time before they let you sign the birth certificate - wasn't anyone watching the clock !
Maybe she could go by Bell, like in Beauty and the Beast?
Poor little girl........
And STFU, Brit Brit
Here's a picture of the father for anyone who doesn't know what he looks like:
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/
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Apparently he wrote the screenplay for that Tom Hanks film 'The Terminal'.
blue bell tastes just like the good ol' days
bluebell - meh, could be worse!
I'm called Nidaa and I got the piss taken out of me at school, as did my brother Z - honest.
I'm gonna name my child Crotch McDiggity.
BLUEBELL HALLIWELL??????
Poor kid, I'd rather have Britney as a mother.
OMG you guys and girls, I was in verry bad mood before I read all the comments. I ROFLed a few times reading all the post.
I sure love the name Shalala Glitter Ball lol
I like it. They could call her Blue. Ooh, maybe I'll name my kid Teal.
i heard about twin boys named
orangejello and yellowjello
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 12:35 pm | #
I've heard that too! It was told to me by someone. They were from Louisianna I think...Please tell me it's an urban legend!
hellokitty | 05.23.06 - 1:26 pm | #
oranjello and lemonjello.
ooh there's another renee. at least i got the lower case thing working for me.
Renee, I know a girl named Teal. Said her father had a dream where his daughter was named Teal, so that's where it came from LOL.
Lol! Why do they have to give their children such lousy names?!
That kid was lucky that mom didn't see stinkhorn mushrooms in the park, and that she prefered Madonna over P. Diddy, otherwise she'll be called "Stinkhorn Diddy" by now.
I think she got this name from Tiny Tim.
the only people i see picking on this kid so far is you lot, oh and why havnt any of you put your real names down? mmm, maybe because your all called sarah, or dave or paul or sue... get the pic?
how boring and pathetic...
you go geri, theyre only jealous.x
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