How long do you give these two? I'm starting to smell Mariah and Tommy all over again.
god she's teeny. and a little wasted to be sure!
meh, i cant believe aguilera is still alive...
too much wine with dinner, honey?
i feel your pain.
I'm pulling for them. At least 8 years
she looks like a drunk blow-up doll. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Wooooo! That's a really good deer-in-headlights stare.
I also match my lipstick to my sweater
I think she's been looking pretty hot lately, save this drunking pic.
Okay, so do you think that Christina is so clitnasty that only ugly men want to be with her OR is her husband EXTREMLEY lucky for Christina being with his ugly ass??
I think she looks like shit
I match my lipstick to my ensemble every day!
I love this bitch: whatever, peeps!
She can do no wrong in my eyes.
Loves her!
Hi Miz!
Christina...you are beautiful
*ahem*
someone just booted a 500 dollar bottle of vodka
no matter what they say, no words can bring you doownnn
well except for "im going to bathe in your blood" i think that would bring her down a notch.
just saying.
I like this bitch, too.
On that note, I'm off to the kid's school Book Fair! Later!!
I loves her too. Her body is SMOKIN!!!
So what, she had drinks with dinner- whatever......can't wait for her CD!
I dont dislike her but I dont like her either. Im neutral.
Hi Shondi - have fun with kids - how nice!
She might not be drunk. I bet you went and searched for all the pics where she was about to blink or blinking MK! =)))
I like this woman! She seems a bit "no wire hangers" but hey what ever right?
If you only weigh 90lbs, you can only drink but so much! How do you think Hohan parties all night! It's the coke, Xtina, you gotta do the coke! I hope she gains some weight just to beat Mimi's ass down. I like her so much more!
I heard she has banned any crew memeber from calling her wiggy!!!
We sure are seeing her drunk a lot lately. Guess (hope) that squelches any pregnancy rumors
I'd kill to have her figure!
sloppy booby alert! Hi all! NoAnjil, your gravatar! WTF??!!
she looks like a drunk blow-up doll.
Anonymous | 05.24.06 - 3:08 pm |
i know exactly what to get my bf for his birthday now!! thanks!
I'm rooting for her to surpass all other divas, pop stars and celebutantes... so don't screw this up Christina!!!
Bean - where the hell have you been? how are you?
MK! Where did you get a my picture from last weekend??!!
BEAN! Where you been, sweetums?
bitch oughta share!
Ever notice the mouth position stays the same when one is hammered?
well except for "im going to bathe in your blood" i think that would bring her down a notch.
Sammy-You are on FIRE!
BEANER!!!! You got your nerve leaving us like that!!!! Hope you are well love!!! Welcome Back! xo
HOLLA Mousie!!
Bean: you've been missed!
Scout: me too! I listen to her Stripped album every day!
He is one hairy bastard! Look at the arms on that boy-is he wearing a fur coat?
Its the only way she can stand to look at him.
Morticia, Mousie, NoAnjil,all my Dlisted friends, I am so happy to be joining you!! I've been just a bit under the weather, nothing too bad luckily!! I missed you all too! xoxoxo
hey yall... its been a busy and hellish day. so.... i came here for some good dlisted cheering up!
ON TOPIC: I really truely would kill just to BE her. she's awesome.
eeewwwwwwwwwww!
I still think she's hott.
I think mostly an act..
What's up with people doing things to get some sort of reputation??? It's like everybody wants to be a bad-ass. It's no secret that she hated her girl-next-door image way back when she first came out on the scene.
I think she's trying to get the reputation of a still partying girl albeit a calmer and more sophisticated one (ala old hollywood style).
Look at her makeup, would anyone end up with that freshly blotted skin, intact lipstick and still styled hair if she had REALLY been drinking all night long?? 
My hair would look like Goldie's (on previous post) for sure!
Drunkeness and Coco-esque attire aside, I think Christina looks really pretty. The hair and make - up work well and she pulls it off. But she does need to get some blood in her alcohol stream asap!
Christina is hawt.
Christina's music is a little too "pop" or whatever for my taste, but i like her. she's gorgeous, she's trashy (and doesn't pretend otherwise), and she actually does have talent.
Look at her makeup, would anyone end up with that freshly blotted skin, intact lipstick and still styled hair if she had REALLY been drinking all night long??
My hair would look like Goldie's (on previous post) for sure!
ninna | 05.24.06 - 3:23 pm |
And now you have just stumbled upon the reason for a Posse. Someone's got to be there to freshin up your hit face after drinking.
The best thing about Christina is that her menstral pulp has more talent than the likes of Hohan, Duff, Hilton, combined.
P.S. Boobies!!!
The best thing about Christina is that her menstral pulp has more talent than the likes of Hohan, Duff, Hilton, combined.
P.S. Boobies!!!
OMG! Anyone watch Deadliest Catch? I just found out someone died on the Cornelia Marie and it'll be on next week!
Christina's music is a little too "pop" or whatever for my taste, but i like her. she's gorgeous, she's trashy (and doesn't pretend otherwise), and she actually does have talent.
Morticia | Homepage | 05.24.06 - 3:28 pm | #
And she looks "hawt"---to quote Mouse, even in a drunken stupor. I tend to look like a younger Melanie Griffith after a bender!!! 
Geez, Stalin... Indelicately put, but true!
She is just gorgeous, I think.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.24.06 - 3:29 pm | #
Someone should tell Tara Reid about that posse, but she probably can't afford one 
I tend to look like a younger Melanie Griffith after a bender!!!
bzbee | 05.24.06 - 3:30 pm |
i know, right! you start out all thinking your gorgeous shit, you get all fucked up and look in the mirror and are like "where the hell did this five dollar hooker come from?!"
Hey girls just wanna have fun=sings to her computer,cats running for their life everywhere!You go girl,damn shes waisted!
Bwahahahah! Word.
Hey Bean! Missed you! JoeStalin is absolutely right and First Class I wish I had a posse Monday night!
I tend to look like a younger Melanie Griffith after a bender!!!
bzbee | 05.24.06 - 3:30 pm
Ugh. When I drank I looked like my face was melting off sideways!
hmmmm, and she said Mariah was the drunk. Way too many pics of her ass drunk and stumbling out the door. I wouldn't root for that bish for a second. As kooky as Mariah is she at least is nice to her fans unlike Gaguilera
Christina is cool people, sure she has issues....Jordy is no Federtrash.
menstrual pulp? Bleck. Quite a visual. True. But bleck!
She is beautiful, has a smoking body, and actual talent. The visible bra is hot. I also match my lipstick to what I'm wearing, what's wrong with that.
dontgothere, Mimi is a whore! Aguilerra sings better, dresses better and comports herself better than that buttaface Mimi! We don't like that bitch here! Read the old posts.
I hope it got the point across, because I 'poopy' just didn't seem to have enough emphasis on it.
Mouse, wheere'd you get that info on the deadliest catch?
buttaface! 
singing ****Should I be quiet, just cause I'm a woman, Sorry that I speak my mind, sorry I don't do what I'm told,****
Can't bitch about them. They seem to be really sweet together.
Hey Harley Bitch, I missed you too! Is that Emma Peel?!
Mousie Hearts Hagface | 05.24.06 - 3:30 pm |
I do! Shit! Overboard?
singing ****Should I be quiet, just cause I'm a woman, Sorry that I speak my mind, sorry I don't do what I'm told,****
MizRo | 05.24.06 - 3:45 pm |
Good Song!!
vodka very much my drunky!
oh my god Mousie!! I totally watch Deadiest Catch!!! *kisses*
I hope it's not Sid Hansen, I love that bitch! (is he on the Cornelia Marie?)
I don't give a fuck who yall like. I've met both and one was cool as hell, and the other I wouldn't pay to come across again. I don't like Mariah's music but she's at least nice w/ her crazy ass. I set up Meet and Greets for both of them and Christina is nasty as shit to her fans. I don't give a fuck if she does dress better or sing better. My girl Rachelle Ferrell is better than both their asses. W/ that said, you yourself can continue being a Christina Aguilera clitflea. I hate the bish. Her and Stephanie Mills are two of the most evil bishes I've come across in my life.
yeah Bean, the one and only! You missed some great haters! I think we've been called every dreadful name there is! So much fun!
It's B I T C H, dontgothere!
Stoney and NoAnjl - it's someone on the Cornelia Marie (Phil's vessel), not the Northwestern (Sig's vessel). They aren't saying but I THINK it's from sickness! The Maverick is no fun anymore since Blake left. That dude was so fucking hawt!
She is beautiful..
no matter what they say...
Words won't bring her down...
She is beautiful..
In every single way...
So don't you bring her down today...
Oh my god! I bet it's Nygil! That drunk fuck!!
(I have no idea which boat he's on, lol)
Fancy: I love that track!
see my post earlier about that song.
dang - xtina has a killer body, but there is like 5 inches of separation between her boobs. Looks like the implants were spaced too far apart.
Okay, it says the death is due to "severe weather and icing". So maybe he went overboard. Ew. I think Sig is gross. Eric and Andy are hawt.
just me, she does have implants. Anything that tiny, it's hard to grow boobies. I have a friend that's her size w/ gazongas and everybody thinks they're fake!
Sig is gross, but he's one of the only names I can remember,
That one smokey dude's kid was kinda hot...
Harley, she definitely has implants. Doesn't hide the fact.
Man I bet that’s some good pussy!
I say bish, and you continue thinking stumbling drunk is a great way to comport oneself.
is that permanent lacquer paint on her lips?
Harley, I LOVE Emma Peel!! Loved the Avengers, used to watch it in the morning years ago... I'm pissed I missed the haters! Damn, they can't be hating on Emma! GRRRrrr!
That's why I like her. She's pretty much up front about her life and she's not an attention whore like the rest of those cunts. And she's gorgeous!
Mousie, do you watch Going Tribal too? I was freaking out last night when those tribesmen were trying to invert dude's dick!!!
I fucking LOVE the Discovery Channel! 
oh yeah - there is no question on the implants - just it looks like it may have been botched...
Arggghhh! Just got an email from my husband...he is in NY for Fleet Week...his command got to see Xmen 3 last night...I don't think he even went to see it, the ASSHOLE (he's a chick flick type!). He got to meet Hugh Jackman today, said he was very nice (LOL, he said, a bit gay if you ask me...my husband is clueless!), not that great looking (hah!), and he saw Hallie Berry...said, that woman is absolutely GORGEOUS!! I hate my husband!
Stoney, Sig has a great sense of humour but he looks like the "Bumble" in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!
Never even heard of Going Tribal!
The smokey dude is Captain Phil of the Cornelia Marie! I hope it isn't his kid who went over! The first season when the Big Valley sank, it was so sad!
She is so talented- and still looks pretty when drunk. I have trouble pulling that off myself...
No Bean, they weren't hating Emma, they were hating us d-listers..Stoney, Jennifer, NoAnjil and Foo even got stalked. And, dontgothere, if you're not drunk maybe you should be. That's pretty piss poor English.
Bean | 05.24.06 - 4:02 pm |
oh to be a single girl in the midst of fleet week. 
i can understand you hating your hubby for getting to do that shit, but i hope those hard workin sailors have a goodass time!
LOL, it was a hate fest, I guess! Asshats...I miss all the fun!
Bean, the only person they didn't hate on was ME! How did THAT happen? Usually I get it the worst!
harley you left me out of your list, they were stalkin my ass too. not the first time, i had that lala bitch all up on me a while ago as well.
know, right! you start out all thinking your gorgeous shit, you get all fucked up and look in the mirror and are like "where the hell did this five dollar hooker come from?!"
Morticia | Homepage | 05.24.06 - 3:33 pm | #
Ugh. When I drank I looked like my face was melting off sideways!
Mousie Hearts Hagface | 05.24.06 - 3:37 pm | #
You know! Broken heel, fucked up hair, smeary eyes and lips, smelling like Otis the Town Drunk, thinkin' "I can sing as well as any of those bitches!"...oh shit, it AIN'T a pretty sight! Ahhh...makes me look forward to a long weekend!
dontgothere | 05.24.06 - 3:59 pm | #
sssssssssssssssssoooooooooo, THIS is who Anon ALister is......I see, I see.
Oh my god! I think that drunk dude is totally on Phil's ship, isn't he? (Nygil???) You know, the dude would got all pissed when he didn't get breakfast and then everyone forced him to eat a hotpocket??! He speaks like your average 50 year-old whiskey addict. Bet HE goes overboard!
Going Tribal comes on after Deadliest Catch on Tuesday nights. It's a GREAT show. It's like Angelina Jolie meets Survivorman.
oh to be a single girl in the midst of fleet week.
Agree 1000% Morticia! As for the sailors having fun, they get treated royally while they are in NY for Fleet Week...and you know it, they totally deserve the royal treatment! My husband's command is involved with a lot of the logistics and planning, so for him, it will be more work than fun, but it will all be good as long as he gets to go to a Yankees game!
you know the Dugout is full of hot beefy sailor men right now, cause the navy is filled with a bunch of fags. (trust me i know!)
Mousie, how in the world did THAT happen??!! Something's not right in the world, that's for sure!
You know! Broken heel, fucked up hair, smeary eyes and lips, smelling like Otis the Town Drunk, thinkin' "I can sing as well as any of those bitches!"...oh shit, it AIN'T a pretty sight! Ahhh...makes me look forward to a long weekend!
bzbee | 05.24.06 - 4:06 pm | #
OH JEEEESUZZZ!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA! I'm not the only one! *slaps knee*
It could be that she is trying to keep herself in a drunken state at all the time so she would forget that she married his fugly mug. Really, she's been looking like she's out of it.
She is beautiful..I love her skin
Wow, she's not attention whore. That wasn't her skanky ass up on stage doing the three way smooch w/ those other two attention whores. Oh, and whining and bitching about every other female artist on the planet: Pink, Spears, Beyonce, Avril, Madonna, and Mariah to any major publication that will listen is certainly not being an attention whore. Let us not forget when the dumb whore even likened herself to Van Gogh. That Christina is an attention whore/ professional whiner/ schizo/ comedienne all in one. Who knew?
bzbee, are you my alter ego? Or did you see me Monday night? Sammy baby, I'm sorry!!!!!!!!! So many of us were being stalked and I was in and out all day. But that was some funny shit. Btw, I talk like dontgothere types when I'm drunk! LOL!
Dayum. She looks so much better when she's not all posing, controlled and self-conscious. Kinda disheveled sexy.
(funny. same thing doesn't work for the husband though).
Like the way she's got his arm too.
(Yeah. Not being very snarky am I? Oh, well. Can't be mean if it isn't there.)
dontgothere | 05.24.06 - 4:14 pm | #
Damn, girl! Put the claws back in---we get it-you don't like her.
bzbee, are you my alter ego?
Harley Bitch Honkey Slut | 05.24.06 - 4:14 pm | #
Kindred spirits, Harley! I've got a Mem. Day weekend of full-tilt debachery ahead of me, and I'm counting the minutes 'till noon on Friday!
Like the way she's got his arm too.
brent | 05.24.06 - 4:15 pm |
yah, i have to hold onto that anchor too when i'm bombed out of my gord!
Sorry----misspelled debauchery...
Stoney - you'rer thinking of Hiram. He's on the Maverick. Always sounds drunk.
dontgothere - take a valium, dear!
im goin to the gay rodeo in oklahoma city. some big ol burly cowboys that are into each other. i cant wait!
hehehe, the OKC one is bigger than the DFW one, so Im excited.
No, dontgothere, that was me with the other 2 attention whores! Mimi is a cow!
You guys going to Hooters to torment the straights?!?!? Still laughing...
I don't care for her, but I want her hair. I wonder what would happen if I bleach it..hhmm. I want a posse too! That husband of hers sure looks ... ordinary... what does he do for a living??
i get all turned on cause of all those big ol bubbas.
there is nothing better than baseball games and hooters for great eye candy, and im not talkin bout the players!
plus the waitresses are all kindsa fabulous in their little slutty outfits and their all tryin to get tips by rubbing their boobies on me "accidentally"
Sammy, that would be mad fun! I love my gays! They are such wickedly bitchy queens! My fav one is a retired Marine gunny. He's the one that runs the pageants in this area. He's always chasing my boyfriend, he loves his long red hair!
mmm marine eh? is a big ol bear?
my bf fears i'm going to "dyke out on him" b/c i check out chicks more than guys. ESPECIALLY in hooters. i think it's a natural thing though...regardless - their food blows the big one.
Even lushed out as she is here, she still looks phenomenal and put-together. Chestica and Terror Reid should take notes!
i like the wings. and the beer. but sherlocks is cheaper. but all the work people go to sherlocks. and i dont want to drink with work people. id rather drink with other gay people or slutty ass hooters girls, ok?!
sammy | Homepage | 05.24.06 - 4:20 pm |
oooo the rodeo. nothing gets me hot and bothered like cowboys and men in uniform.
sherlocks is a fuckin meat market. i like caves or bentley's myself. though i don't think those are real conducive to watching the games...so nevermind.
yup, its fun. and they have 2 gay hotels in oklahoma city (i shit you not!)
its gonna be one big ol man fest. you know you're jealous.
Harley, Sammy: If you two EVA find yourself near Toledo, OH you MUST come play with me. I am extending an open invite to both of you bitches as of this moment!
the receptionists boyfriend is the manager of sherlocks, thats where all the people i work with go and most of em dont know im a big fag cause it is an oil company, so i avoid them.
totally my hubby does work there a lot.
i am gettin thirsty for a beer with all this talk about bars and slutty hooters boobies
Shit, you too Morticia. Come on up-pile in car and get your asses up here! I'll be in Cincinnati this weekend, but any other time...I mean it. Ah...the trouble we could find!
is this where everyon is hiding out?
Hey Tabatha!
yeah welcome tabatha. were talking about me going to hooters in arlington
bzbee, I'll will take you up on that. Sammy, he's about 6 ft, very trim, keeps the flattop crew and has beautiful blue eyes and dresses to the nines. He's just a gorgeous man and so funny. I love him to death!
how fun.... it's so far for me... 
bzbee - i'm sure we could raise all kinds of hell!
nah im into the big ol bear men
I need a damn freezing teeth hurting cold one.. yummy there's a Tavern in PLano that has them at 36 degrees.. yummy
plano? isnt that in oklahoma??
no, McKinney is
hehehe
hey bzbee... I've been jumping from thread to thread.... how are ya baby cakes?
Then you'd love alot of the bikers I know! Unfortunately they wouldn't be kind...definitely homophobes and some are racist. They don't say anything around me 'cause I'll go to their asses. Oh and only one of my lesbos were at the bar Monday night and she's too nice to be a bitch too. The other one who is a bitch only stayed 2 seconds when she saw the look in my eye. Can't stand that cunt sucker and she knows it. Last time I got drunk and hyper, I told her I'd straighten her teeth for free!
I'm actually letting the ol' liver have a breather until Friday night. Then, all bets are off. Unless of course I decide a celebration cocktail is in order after the Idol finale tonight---I realize I'm a total dork for watching it (as I'm told repeatedly by most that know me), but I love that stupid-ass show!
Mousie....yes, HIRAM!! I bet his drunk ass goes overboard!
you guys shoulda seen me in line for the movie last night
i was bein all kindsa bitchy, key comments were:
"what is this, the i dont believe in birth control line,"
and
"oh look at the guy in the mullet and the giant bald spot on top..."
"oh be nice" some cunt
"what? by going out in public he completely warrants my scrutiny!"
i like clean cut more, the shaggy bears dont turn me on, but trust me girl ive had PLENTY of bikers
Got it on Tivo in case I get sidetracked or fall asleep. That way I don't have to listen to all the bullshit!
I would have busted out laughing and believe me ... you can hear my laugh for miles... it's a deep gut wrenching throw back your head mouth wide open laugh...
Sorry I missed it
hey bzbee... I've been jumping from thread to thread.... how are ya baby cakes?
Tabatha | 05.24.06 - 4:41 pm | #
You know---work piling up around my eyeballs while I post away waiting for the weekend *feeling slightly guilty*. I should get a bit of work done, I suppose... till later kids.
i got two hours left til my ass can go
Harley: do you guys participate in rides? We don't have a Harley, but we have a Honda VTX... we can't find any Honda rides and Harley doesn't like us
i love taking credit for ass postings just to piss off the people who really did it. im a dick.
Tab, we don't care what kind of sled you've got. A ride is a ride! I want a BMW because it doesn't piss oil and break as much as a Harley (as she ducks and runs from Ernie the guru!)
*dancing back in forth with arms to side* Sammy's a dick, Sammy's a dick, Sammy's a dick.... la la la la la laaaa
my brother just got a BMW.... it's so freakin quiet though... i like the noise
I'm out in 10 minutes and I've done nothing for 3 hours except post! And I'm the no.2 salesperson and the only female!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
alcohol
Morticia 05.24.06 - 4:18 pm
Bombed out of your gourd? A level-headed, soon to be married girl like you? Say it isn't so!
Oh wait. Ex-Coast Guard.
Never mind.
Tab, he can put louder pipes on it. Loud pipes save lives! Now I'm gonna have to knock back a couple of bourbons. Oh well, there goes dinner! Love you all...see you tomorrow!
mmm dinnner..alcohol...
brent
okay. i won't say it.
g' nite Harley
*wanders in eat frozen yogurt*
fuckin a, wheres ur bro little hobo cooper?
mmm dinnner..alcohol...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
liquid dinner..........
LOL I figured it was time for a change LOL
But damn a girl leaves for some frozen yogurt and shit starts on every damn thread except the Christina thread.
Are people stuck on perma-pms today? LOL
xxxtina should just sing.
hate those celebrities being themselves.
i want music...nothing more.
Harley, I feel bad for you now. Not only are you Crustina clitflea you also have delusions of grandeur. I'm pretty sure that wasn't you w/ the hoetastic weave on stage w/ Madonna and Spears. Security doesn't let nobodies on stage. Unless, you were Crustina's slut double. Maybe, that's why MTV totally panned away from the Madonna/Christina kiss. Wow, once again who knew. And, that thing about Mariah being a cow totally didn't know that either. So, do you two graze the same pasture and sniff the same poop, as well?
Shalala Glitter Ball
She's no Tara Reid, she just looks tired.
doesn't she care that she looks like a blowup doll?
anybody know where i can buy knockers like those?
I agree with Brent. Christina does have a certain disheveled sexiness in these pics.
But, man... Does this girl ever NOT wear 5 pounds of makeup?
ha ha ha...
And that's not to say she looks bad here (or in general, nowadays)... Naw. She just lays it on awfully thick. Always has.
*shrugs* Just sayin'.
These pics are really old bitch! These are not from last night! Check my blog retard!
what? she drunk but her makeups still FA_LAWLESS! now THATS her real talent...
I like her, too.
She is so friggin' hot. Yummmy. Look at those titties!
her man is ugly... But that must be a turn on to her because he makes her look really pretty!
I saw this chick without makeup a couple of years ago and it was bizarre! She is like 12 years old. Cute as a button, but TWELVE!
I wish I EVER looked this hot.
She actually had the audacity to talk trash about Mariah, as many times as she has been photographed drunk in public.
She must leave rings around her man
aren't these old?
Unless this is the second time she's been staggering out of a restuarant or club.
Bitch is ugly.
I wonder if he has a huge cock...what else could she see in him?!
Why is it that I think she looks quite hot in the second picture?!
Christina is a drunken mess. I am so sick of her platinum blonde hair, pale white skin, blood red lips!! The look was cute for a minute, now it's tired, old, and so yesterday...like her husband.
Xtina looks tore up, in that first pic especially. hahahaha.
No wonder she got married... she needed someone to hold her up after she boozes it up.
I know the feeling though. I've had that glassy, heavy eye-lidded look on many occasions. lol.
Big deal, she is a bit tipsy - er, dont we all drink every now and then?
at least she is not passed out on the floor with puke all over her clothes and hair, then maybe we could say she had a problem.
She needs to stop constantly wearing bright red lipstick and dying her hair an unnatural shade of blonde.
I kinda like her. I think she looks as classy as one can while still looking trashy.
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