interesting...
first motherfuckers..............that is hot
Oh My God! She's still ugly and scary!
BRING BACK SHAR JACKSON!!!!
Whateves
Didn't she used to be a famous singer or something?
That's pretty hott.
That's...weird.
LOL babyluv! Bitch has a bangin' body, but the clothes just ain't doin' it for me.
lol.. her left earring is defying gravity.
*Her* clothes remind me of Duran Duran's "Wild Boys" video.
Looks more like Tori Spelling than Britney Spears.
fuck her, she needs to go the fuck away (i'm such a lady today)
13th!
fuck her, she needs to go the fuck away (i'm such a lady today)
pageantgal | Homepage | 05.25.06 - 6:54 pm |
Weird contrast with your avatar, lol.
Blue Rose | 05.25.06 - 6:55 pm | #
Dammit, Blue, I KNOW Miss Bacall would say the same thing 
Shit, man. You're harshin' my mellow with that! lol
Bettie | Homepage | 05.25.06 - 6:59 pm | #
Hmm, did you watch the same thing I did yesterday? lol
Shar Jackson need crawl back to hole she came out of !
Tori is that you?!
That is pretty creepy, but fuck them. How about, BRING BACK MADAME TUSSAUDS's corpse and let's anally rape it with one of he own wax figures. Who the fuck are they to tell anyone what they should or should not look like. I mean Brit is a mess, but who the fuck are they to comment. They didn't even do that good of a job.
stop with the first shit. It's played out breathless
If they want to resusitate her "career," why diss her even more with that trashy US Weekly headline?
They should turn Britney into a Bodyworlds exhibit. That I'd pay to see!
stop with the first shit. It's played out breathless
dirk macaluway
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Almost as played out as people actually taking the time to open the comments box to tell other people what and what not to write.
Looks more like Tori Spelling than Britney Spears.
KellyGirl | 05.25.06 - 6:53 pm | #
THANK YOU! I kept thinking "wow her face is so loooong....who does that remind me of, certainly not Britney" - TORI SPELLING! (but the wax one is still prettier)
They should turn Britney into a Bodyworlds exhibit. That I'd pay to see!
Andrea | 05.25.06 - 7:04 pm | #
hell ya! rip off her flesh, and THEN we'd be ON to something!!!!!!!
Is anyone else weirded out by that little kid's hand on it's head?
.............um............
(still speechless)
I just noticed that they included mag covers of Britney dropping the baby - ?!?!?!?!
Is anyone else weirded out by that little kid's hand on it's head?
Blue Rose | 05.25.06 - 7:06 pm | #
you can totally picture that kid going "ooooh, purrrdy"
exactly Jen...Breathless
Who the hells hand is on her tits in that pic?
If you want to see something really weird, tilt your head and try to look at it upside down.
*Runs screaming into the night*
Who the hells hand is on her tits in that pic?
crystalspal | 05.25.06 - 7:13 pm | #
hoily hell, that's the hand of a friggin' WEREWOLF........
crystalspal | 05.25.06 - 7:13 pm | #
EWW! I didn't notice that one!
If you want to see something really weird, tilt your head and try to look at it upside down.
*Runs screaming into the night*
Blue Rose | 05.25.06 - 7:13 pm | #
once again you have made me laugh out loud *runs away with Blue Rose*
Um, no one wants her back. What the fuck are they smoking? She old, fat, ugly, and over.
It looks better than she does....
Someone should edit the first pic so that her mouth is flipped right side up. Anyone seen one of those illusions? It's wild; messes with your perception.
Britney is not coming back. She's done. Finished.
This looks like Tori Spelling.
Perez Hilto, aka Mario is a fat ugly beast that shits in his Mother's vagina, then sucks it out. It's true, ask him.
Yippee! Its Fleet Week!
why would we want her back? She's a marginal entertainer. She needs to go away and raise her babies!
Sorry, explain to me why we need to bring back a talentless hag who lysinced her way through concerts?The fuck do I care about her and her trashy husband.I say good riddance! One less worthless *artist* to sell to this public.Since J.Ho went the fuck away and is doing reality shows for MTV, the air is a lot clearer and I have hope guys, that talent will succeed looks, as it should have always been.
So Brit, get rid of that lowlife you married for the sake of your kids and the rest of the money you have left.As for coming back, please no!
J Lo has a reality show.........????
Gucci - you are right- but I think she's depressed as hell and needs help. I feel sorry for for her despite all her $$ and youth and beauty!
damn it! still waiting on the return of the super model/bus avatar - damn gravatar.com's SLOOOOOOW today, WTF!??!?!
(I guess I am a big softy)
I still like Britney but feel sorry for her. Kevin must have a schlong of gold, like Goldmember for all these vaginas wanting to birth his kids.
I am no fan of Shar Jackson, even though Kevin left her ass, she went ahead and had another kid with Kevin while having 3 other kids.
Suck my leaky tit Shar!
jenner I love youre gravatar- I used to watch that show- I just changed my to piss off a fellow D-lister!!!!!
J Lo has a reality show.........????
jenner | 05.25.06 - 7:35 pm | #
I love Jennifer!
KiTKat- you left a comment on the OTHER blog- like me...!!!!
which comment? on faded youth?
Who the hells hand is on her tits in that pic?
crystalspal | 05.25.06 - 7:13 pm | #
hoily hell, that's the hand of a friggin' WEREWOLF........
jenner | 05.25.06 - 7:14 pm | #
or the hand of Suri Cruise!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes!!!! KK
Yes i admit I watch GIRLS NEXT DOOR (runs and hides) (blushes)
jenner I love youre gravatar- I used to watch that show- I just changed my to piss off a fellow D-lister!!!!!
Cokemonkey | Homepage | 05.25.06 - 7:38 pm | #
I have another address so I can also use my super model one Scout made me - damn gravatar.com, DAMN THEM!
I needed 2 addresses, because I CANNOT get rid of MST3K - that would be BLASPHEMY!
BTW - have had an MST3K obsession for YEARS - watch it every night at bedtime - god bless the internet
ALSO BTW - I love the Pete avatar - BRILLIANCE
Yup!! it looks like tori spelling...
or the hand of Suri Cruise!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vanina | 05.25.06 - 7:41 pm | #
ooooh - THAT'S where they're hiding her - Madame Toussauds!
BTW - have had an MST3K obsession for YEARS - watch it every night at bedtime - god bless the internet
jenner | 05.25.06 - 7:42 pm | #
I gots 'em all on tape. Nyah! 
I liked the show *hiding*---I liked Holly. The other 2 were twats (my opinion only!!! They were as we saw them!!!
Who's hand is that on her chest? Looks freaking scary. Britney must cry herself to sleep everynight, she had a killer body now she has a killer whales body.
I like Holly too, she says in 5 years it will be just her & Hef and a baby...yeah she will be babying Hef in his Depends.
I hope Hef has them taken care of in his will, they deserve it to put up with his old crippled ass.
Jenner!!! Awwwwww I am getting rid of sickly Petie soon, thanks... I dont get that show on cable since I moved 2 counties down in Joisey!!!
I have a new one for Shell? Its great! As soon as grav gets to it. I am learning to do the photoshot thingy!!
I gots 'em all on tape. Nyah!
Blue Rose | 05.25.06 - 7:43 pm | #
all of them?!?!?!?! OMG do you do those tape exchange things they've set up on mst sites? No? Me neither - but now I think you should!
I have 2 box sets, and at least 60 or so episodes downloaded, but I still have nowhere NEAR all of them!
*drooling with jealousy of Blue Rose's MST collection*
Vanina Is A Stupid Cunt | 05.25.06 - 7:45 pm | #
????
Cokemonkey | Homepage | 05.25.06 - 7:47 pm | #
oh man if I had photoshop I'd never STOP making avvies - maybe it's good I don't have it
Vanina Is A Stupid Cunt | 05.25.06 - 7:45 pm | #
????
vanina | 05.25.06 - 7:48 pm | #
WTF.................??????? What's up with THAT?!?!?!?!??
I want an avie of Tom 'must die' Cruise, putting a gun in his mouth and blowing his brains out...simple huh? LOL
KK- You are right. I dont think Holly is in it (God I HATE to say this) for the $$? she's a typical dumb blonde, but she seems really infatuatated (sp) with the old man. Forget the other 2. I like Holly. I dont know WHY I CARE!!
jenner | 05.25.06 - 7:47 pm | #
Yep, all of them. I haven't done the tape exchange thing. *Ponders* I'll check it out though.
Vanina Is A Stupid Cunt | 05.25.06 - 7:45 pm | #
Well, that's akward.
Everyday a regular poster is picked on
we care because we are friggin weirdos!
I care about my kids, cats, pepsi, dlisted, my Escalade and my stock options in Starbucks!
Blue Rose | 05.25.06 - 7:49 pm | #
I guess it wouldn't be of any use to you, since you have all the episodes, but if people PAY for borrowing tapes, you'd make a MINT!
I try to get all the Mike episodes - I want all the Joel ones to have them, but I prefer the Mike ones
Not only coz I find them funnier, but he's so cute *school girl gush*
jenner | 05.25.06 - 7:49 pm | #
wow!!! this is soooo cool!!!
somebody hates me!!!!
Everyday a regular poster is picked on
sloan | 05.25.06 - 7:50 pm | #
very true - I suppose it's a sort of "initiation"
jenner | 05.25.06 - 7:51 pm | #
See, that's where we differ. I am a Joel freak, lol. Mike is a cutie, though.
Oh Jeez, You are a Senior D-Lister now Vanina. You wear purple ribbons on your G-strings!!!
wow!!! this is soooo cool!!!
somebody hates me!!!!
vanina | 05.25.06 - 7:51 pm | #
you know you're a "regular" when
wow!!! this is soooo cool!!!
somebody hates me!!!!
vanina | 05.25.06 - 7:51 pm | #
You are now officially a cheeto-eating, dick-sucking, lesbian Dlister. MAZEL-TOV!
See, that's where we differ. I am a Joel freak, lol. Mike is a cutie, though.
Blue Rose | 05.25.06 - 7:52 pm | #
it's funny, NO ONE I have ever talked to likes them both equally - everyone's ALWAYS either Joel or Mike, never both!!!!
I think we talked about this before - Trace vs Bill Corbett? I ADORED Trace, but Bill COrbett as Crow is my frickin' favourite - so snotty, love it!
Vanina be proud...you have hit popularity
very true - I suppose it's a sort of "initiation"
jenner | 05.25.06 - 7:52 pm | #
so what's next??? bathing in cooter juice???, getting a joyride in the ratwagon???
weee!!!! i'm totally having a blast!!!
KitKatWoman | Homepage | 05.25.06 - 7:49 pm | #
just clicked on your homepage - you're a fellow gemini! *raises glass to kitkat*
(wait, who am I kidding - *raises plastic cup of pop to kitkat*
Its really cool when somebody tells you something you have said 6 months ago!!
jenner,
when is your bday
I think we talked about this before - Trace vs Bill Corbett? I ADORED Trace, but Bill COrbett as Crow is my frickin' favourite - so snotty, love it!
jenner | 05.25.06 - 7:54 pm | #
Trace, all the way, lol. He gave Crow just the right hint of nasal whine.
It's my man's Birthday today
vanina/the only stupid cunt | 05.25.06 - 7:54 pm | #
THE ONLY stupid cunt
(Like not nice stuff) something about your kids....
(wait, who am I kidding - *raises plastic cup of pop to kitkat*
jenner | 05.25.06 - 7:55 pm | #
when is your day? mine is the 12th and my sons is the 15th
Happy birthday to Sloan's man!
jenner,
when is your bday
sloan | 05.25.06 - 7:56 pm | #
tomorrow! Happy Birthday to your hubby! And congrats - most people I know say geminis are TERRIBLY difficult to deal with * EVIL LAUGH*
Brit lick my ball clean .
Trace, all the way, lol. He gave Crow just the right hint of nasal whine.
Blue Rose | 05.25.06 - 7:57 pm | #
and that weird goofy laugh he gave him, too, when pretending to be speaking as one of the characters inthe movie, priceless!
I like the fact that my birthday's in august. That way, I can say I'm a virgin with a straight face
I will tell him....thank you...I thought we were going out to celebrate but business came up.... I guess its a tv night
my Gemini twin is my other personality that comes out for 7 days a month and I spend the rest of the month apologizing for what 'the twin' said!
Gemini's are difficult but I am a libra so I can balance out the 2 personalites very well...hehehe
I like the fact that my birthday's in august. That way, I can say I'm a virgin with a straight face
Blue Rose | 05.25.06 - 7:59 pm | #
I JUST GOT THAT - My mom's in August so I naturally assumed "Leo" but then I rememberd "virgo"
TO SLOAN'S MAN:
MY GIFT: A BIG BLOWIE
TY
ER FROM ROCKSTAR PETE
I'll let him know...Pete says hello
KitKatWoman | Homepage | 05.25.06 - 8:00 pm | #
yeah, I'm a pretty typical gemini - luckily it doesn't come out in evil ways (much) - mostly just whatever personality aspect I have, I ALSO have the exact opposite aspect, and just as strong - it's EXHAUSTING
ER FROM ROCKSTAR PETE
Cokemonkey | Homepage | 05.25.06 - 8:02 pm | #
MMM, what man wouldn't want a hummer from that hot piece of man meat?
lol it looks more like tori spelling
its hard being pefect eh Jenner?
Brit lick my ball clean .
Hi Ya`ll | 05.25.06 - 7:59 pm | #
WTF?!?!?!
its hard being pefect eh Jenner?
KitKatWoman | Homepage | 05.25.06 - 8:03 pm | #
f*ck, I tell ya *hand to forehead*
Cokemonkey,
He is like who is Pete? He is so out of touch....business, business, business
Awwwww crap!!!
Im over and OUT!! Love you guys!!
C
ER FROM ROCKSTAR PETE
Cokemonkey | Homepage | 05.25.06 - 8:02 pm | #
good you clarified that - I was like "Wow, cokemonkey's pretty generous (and easy going)!!!!!!!"
'night cokemonkey!
Actually, I better go too - HOCKEY - GO OILERS!
Good night all!
Later Cokemonkey.
See ya later...Going to watch So you think you can Dance....I should have been out Bday partying...rrrrrggghhh
....And Jenner, lol.
Night Cokemonkey...thanks for the gift
thank you, thank you, people...
now that i'm officialy a senior D-lister, i'd like to thanks to all my fellow d-listers, the cheeto gang, the lesbo soccer moms, the crew in the hell bus and hell boat, the trailer people, all my beloved anons, and forgive me if i'm forgetting someone...
Many people contributed everyday to try to become a stupid cunt and they had succeded doing it...i'm so proud of them!!!!*starts crying while receiving the D-listed VIP card*
i love you alllllllllll!!!!
(party will be held on my favela-like house, bring some booze...and some meat)
vanina/THE ONLY stupid cunt | 05.25.06 - 8:07 pm | #
*Wipes tears* I'm so proud of you, honey.
http://www.bringbackbritney.com/
Congrats Vanina,
I could hope to be a stupid cunt. You are my hero...Love ya
I meant I could only hope to be a stupid cunt
I'm out for now too. Night Sloan and Vanina, ya big cunt, you!
I wonder if the night custodian fucks it at night.
Fancy stalking Prico's ManMeat | 05.25.06 - 8:13 pm | #
that is so fucking wrong yet SO FUCKING funny!
Welcome Vanina Welcome. Its a proud moment here people!! ****crying****
LOL!!!!!you gang are so sweet, i'm proud to be a real D-lister *hugs everyone*
Good night to all!!! and happy B-day to sloan hub!!!!
and Jenner!!!! tomorrow is your B-day!!!
weee!!!!
Good night Blue Rose!
KitKat
~ JENNER ~ Just trying to get a bath by Brit . Maybe if she wants i`ll let her lick the chocolate center...
Tori spelling?
god help everyone if Tori gets knocked up
is that a stripper pole wtf
I thought I heard Tori is pregnant or am I hearing shit again?
Tori and her temporary husband were pictured at the airport waiting for luggage w/BOTH their hands covering her stomach!
if you look at this upside down, the eyes look like Katie Holmes eyes~ completely empty!
Geez that a scary thought.
I'm feeling dizzy and light-headed.
Awww how cute Vagina oops I mean Vanina is officially part of the dlisted regulars brings tears to my eyes . Such an honor.
vanina, CONGRATS! Shit! I'm jealous!
I wonder when was the last time that Vadge spoke to Brit?
GO YANKEES 
Vanina Stupid Argentinian Tras | 05.25.06 - 8:40 pm | #
out of curiosity, what is an "argentinian tras"???
you know, i'm the stupid cunt, i do not understand...
barfney needs to go away! not to be brought back!
what and why? brit wasn't that great to begin with...why encourage her?.....
vanina/THE ONLY stupid cunt | 05.25.06 - 8:44 pm | #
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You forgot that you need to get fingerbanged by the cheeto clan before you are IN
Anonymous | 05.25.06 - 9:32 pm | #
I see the asswipes are starting shit again.
Be back later, bitch. Muahahaha!
On topic: Brit is looking scary there.
what are you talking about? DUH!
thank you, thank you, people...
now that i'm officialy a senior D-lister, i'd like to thanks to all my fellow d-listers, the cheeto gang, the lesbo soccer moms, the crew in the hell bus and hell boat, the trailer people, all my beloved anons, and forgive me if i'm forgetting someone...
Many people contributed everyday to try to become a stupid cunt and they had succeded doing it...i'm so proud of them!!!!*starts crying while receiving the D-listed VIP card*
i love you alllllllllll!!!!
(party will be held on my favela-like house, bring some booze...and some meat)
vanina/THE ONLY stupid cunt | 05.25.06 - 8:07 pm | #
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Its a joke sassyass.....
Hey, people! Is there some hate going around in here tonight?
This outfit was her special custom-made gold leather Roberto Cavalli zip-up jumpsuit she wore on tour.
It was hot on her...very Barbarella.
Dayum...she does need to be saved...desperately.
At least it's not that statue of her popping out the baby on the bearskin rug!
Britney wishes she can look that good
She has no talent.
Shondi,
No hate here...all smiles!
Mean Girls is on cable and I have to say Lindsay Lohan looked so good then...this is why SNL loves her.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12956016/
Updated: 2:53 p.m. CT May 24, 2006
NEW YORK - Britney Spears. She's so easy to make fun of. Even her song titles conspire to mock her: "Oops, She Did It Again!" But the latest headlines about America's most maligned mother are evoking a new sentiment from fellow moms.
Almost tripped and dropped a baby? PLEASE, they're saying. What mom hasn't? Give the girl a break!
When little Sean Preston entered the world last September, the blessed event only intensified Spears' fame, as celebrity births do nowadays. But unlike, say, Angelina Jolie or Gwyneth Paltrow, Spears had a way of appearing maternally challenged. First it was the sight of baby on Mom's lap in the driver's seat. (OK, that was bad.) Then, the accidental tumble as he was lifted off a high chair. Next, the car seat facing the wrong way in the convertible.
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Not good, the celebrity mommy patrol said. We'd never do that.
Until ... the almost-baby-dropping incident.
Suddenly — and there's nothing scientific about any of this, mind you — but suddenly, it seems fellow moms are doing something a bit surprising: defending Britney.
"The woman just can't get a break!" says Lenna Janick, a mother of two in Ijamsville, Md. "I mean, I'm not gonna say that I love her. I don't know if she's a good mother or not. But she's human."
No 24/7 scrutiny for most new moms
And as all moms know, "baby bobbles" happen all the time. Luckily, says Janick, news outlets weren't watching when she walked into a door years ago holding baby son Timmy, whose head hit the door jamb. Her other son, Alex, once fell off the bed as a baby. (Both are fine.)
The media also mysteriously missed the moment when Stacey Thaler, an actuary in New York, was sitting on the edge of the tub holding her 2-year-old son and fell in, with the toddler.
LIVE VOTE
What do you think of Britney's parenting skills?
"If someone was watching me 24/7, I'm sure they would find any number of things I've done that would be questionable," Thaler says. "Almost dropped my kids? Definitely. Raising kids is hard — no one can really stand in judgment unless they're much closer to the situation."
Thousands of mothers apparently agree. This weekend, the Web site parenting.com asked readers whether the media "has gone too far in its portrayal of Britney Spears as a bad mom." In a figure that surprised the editors, almost 10,000 people answered. The results: 75 percent said yes, 25 percent no.
"I think this last incident is the tipping point," says Janet Chan, editor in chief of Parenting magazine. "I'm not sure this means Britney Spears will be in every mom's Hall of Fame. But this one caused them to say, 'Hey, now we're picking on her.'"
The celebrity magazine US Weekly sensed a similar reaction. The photo of Spears nearly tripping (for the record, her very long jeans appeared to get caught in her espadrilles) elicited an unusually strong response on the magazine's blog, says editor Janice Min. Out of 700 responses, 60 percent were pro-Britney, she says.
Multiple situations in the news
"Anyone who has babies knows there are always near-misses," Min says. The problem with Spears, Min says, is that she got herself into multiple situations that didn't look good.
"Any one incident alone would not merit that much attention," she says. "But in the aggregate, they paint a picture that meets expectations the public already has." In other words, that Britney's a bad mom.
None of the mothers interviewed for this piece deny that Spears has shown questionable judgment, at best. But many noted that motherhood has long been subject to changing standards. Was it so long ago, for example, that kids roamed free in the car, unbelted? How long have kiddie bike helmets been around?
Some also noted that there's a silver lining to the various compromising photos of Spears: at least they show she's WITH the baby.
"Look, there are probably a number of celebrities who would have someone else caring for their baby while they went gallivanting around doing whatever," Thaler says. "So maybe we should give her credit for wanting to be with him so much."
So Britney, things may be looking up, just in time for your next baby. Your latest misstep — the one that almost had you and Sean sprawled on the ground — may have been a blessing in disguise.
"It may just be that it took tripping on the curb," Chan says, "for Britney to become part of the Mommy Club."
funny how easy it is to conduct a vapid gaze in wax.
in fact, she kind of looks *more* aware of what's going on, even though she's made entirely of wax.
in fact, she kind of looks *more* aware of what's going on, even though she's made entirely of wax.
-k | 05.25.06 - 10:49 pm | #
Very True!
I think the statue looks great. It looks exactly like she did in the "Oops I Did It Again Video". Remember when she was wearing the red jumpsuit and had her hair straightened. She looked exactly like that. She was very pretty, and in my opinion, she still is. Of course she doesn't look the same, but she has a baby and another on the way.
Its a joke sassyass.....
Anonymous | 05.25.06 - 9:39 pm | #
Ok, love.
Where is my, Sloan blonde hot bitch at? 
Hey Sassy,
I'm right here...We were supposed to go out for my man's Bday but he got stuck doing business and now I am watching Mean Girls....What's up Hot stuff?
Lohan was so cute back in Mean Girls
LALALA...Are those your legs in your Gravatar? If it is, you look hot! 
Hey, Sloan. Just got a drink and going to hit my hub soon.. Muahaha! That sucks that your man had to work. Thank God my man is Boss and can come home early and not work late nights or weekends.
Sassy,
My man retired from being CEO to Chairman of the Board and I wish it were a private company...rrrrrrrrgggghhh
They had some problems with the SEC today and some filings.... No Bday celebrations tonight
So I am on my 2nd glass of wine...boooohooooo
Sorry to hear that, Sloan. Make it a special weekend with your man and give him alot of sex!
Wine is cool but is doesn't get me drunk for some reason? And I don't do the hard stuff. I am a Champange (sp)? bitch.
But of course.... I sent you some emails and I may have some good news for you Re: Chris Daugherty...My friend one of the 2 owners of Radioactive records....they manage Live and I talked to him today
I love champagne... At one point in my life I was the store manager for Louis Vuitton... LVMH...Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy....There was always great champagne flowing
Sorry I am just back. Had to email Damien. That HOT little bitch. I want his hot ass!
Sloan..Did you get to talk to Chris?
I so love Louis Vuitton hand bags!
Where are the rest of the HOT Dlisted, bitches?
No, but I talked to the owner of RadioActive Records. Live works for them and Talking Heads and the Ramones. I can tell you more about what happened in an email. Pretty cool though!
Is it just me..or is it even more hilarious that SPF's drama is played out on the tube in the background..
when i saw her crying last week...i got really upset...she is ...even though white trash..a person after all...facintating to watch..like a train wreak..but sad all at the same time...i hated her when she was "cool" now that is all i want for her again..to be "cool"... again...
Sloan...Email about that hot stuff. Hub just came from his office and I am so going to spank his ass with a black spanking paddle. Muahahaha! That bitch is mine. Time to play.
Night hot bitch.
OMFG.
Did anybody else hear about Jared Leto outing himself in an AOL chat thing? Is that a joke or is he Tooty Tile?
night Sassy!
This wax figure has a more interesting personality than the real Britney!
yes the only reason she cried was to get her way like a spoiled brat. she cried to get people to feel sorry for that bitch. then she wrote that poem to her fans like that. like the snotty prep getting back at her ex that she knew for 1 hour and some cheerleader took him away kinda bull shit. britn wont come back in "full glory" shes just gonna appeal to the washed up "fans" (brain drained teens that were mass media lead morons) who bought her cds and were so stupid to fall for her sugarpop bull shit.
sassy is sloan
sassy is sloan
tulip | 05.26.06 - 1:05 am
Yes, I love to talk to myself. Keep your 2lips quiet if you don't know what you are talking about.
sassy is sloan
tulip | 05.26.06 - 1:05 am | #
Ok. You are such a smart bitch, huh?
Sloan... Love you, hot bitch. Night love. *hugs*
Whatever you say...Sybil, I mean Sassy, I mean Sloan..don't mix your drinks with meds. At least try to make it a little less obvious with your postings. I'm praying for you girl.
i dont think that figure is that scary- its pretty good. and britney is human and i love her. so f*ck off!
Have a great night 2lips...thanks for praying for us....I am on dial a prayer now for you....You will be alright...It's ok to hear voices
Why didn't you say goodnight to Sassy? Oh, that's right...now go look in the mirror and say 'night Sassy'! Things will look brighter in the morning.
Isn't your husband home yet? Oh, that's right, you got done tappin' that ass an hours ago. You're not fooling anyone.
this is my last post to the 2lips that keep on flapping...my hubby has been home and working...sassy is lucky and her hubby stopped working and gave her some good loving....She is lucky and has gotten some tonight...I may later....Yes, later...indeed I will....You seem pretty focused on us so I assume that you are lonely and no one touches your 2lips.... sorry about your love life.... Good Night 2lips on no organ...I have better things to do
FUCK FUCK FUCK! I was just about to turn out the lights and go to bed but I just HAD to log on... Now I have seen this ghastly image and there is no way I will be sleeping. I can just picture that thing coming alive and roaming around at night picking up babies and dropping them on their heads... MUST PURGE THIS IMAGE
Sybil/sloan/sassy: People who brag about their sexlife, jobs, friends(Chris Daughtry's so and so) on the a gossip blog are quite pathetic..
See ya, attention WHORE!
Goodnight tulip,
I am sorry...I never meant to come off as bragging...this is my life....I have a lot of crappy things in my life too...there are some really cool things and again some crappy things.... I hope I get to meet Chris...I have been fortunate meeting with some other artists...I am not bragging but I have been lucky...I am sure that there are many things in your life that I would hope for. Stop being mean! Life is too short!
Oh great, I see we have another one...
Goodnight Sloan, I'm sorry I can be bit harsh. Thank you for the nice post. You are right, life is too short.
she's in perfect deep-throat position.
In other news...X-Men was fan-fucking-tastic. You heard it here first...
Put a hole in it, I would fuck it.
Didn't you guys expect this much with Brit? I mean, she was a Disney club bitch... just a nobody, no good voice, hanging on to NSYNC and fucking JT to get ahead in the pop biz... come on, we knew she was only capable of popping out a few hits and strutting her slutty stuff.
I never hated the girl... think she's always got a smile on her face and doesn't seem that mean, but we all know she's a step away from trailer trash.
Let's just be happy for the few bucks she made and the 15 (okay, 20) minutes of fame she had and leave her alone.
She'll be on Surreal life in 6 years and we can go back to bashing her.
what have they done to her tits?
It's just so ironic to have that TV screen next to a statue of Britney's starry past.
wow who shit in Tulips dinner last night?
Good morning everybody! Wow, Vanina has a hater! I'm jealous, I only got called a honky slut and you get to be the stupid cunt! Feel the love!
Harley Bitch Honkey Slut | 05.26.06 - 8:14 am | #
First of all Good Morning Harley and KitKat!!!!
*kissing you and showing off my new D-listed VIP card*
it was a funny thing!!!!at least made laugh a good deal!!!
i think all the nuts get to come out at night!!!!
Good morning everyone!
hey, can I be a stupid cunt too?
christine | Homepage | 05.26.06 - 8:28 am | #
Hi there Christine!!!!
Being a stupid cunt was a really hard task to achieve, but i'll share some tips with you if you lend me your cat!!!!
No Christine, Vanina is THE ONLY stupid cunt, but we can be dumb fucking cunts if you'd like! Hey KitKat and Vanina!
Thanks Vania, harley.
ok, I'll settle for dumb ho, how's that? you can borrow my cat!
Good morning, all!
Jesus, DListed is a no man's land at night, huh...
I got called stupid cunt before, because I am an Angelina fan!
Pity the fools who think they are hurting your feelings! This is entertainment FUCKERS!
(rocks back & forth in the corner clutching her Angelina picture oblivious to her surroundings)
p.s. will be back later in morning, getting a windshield ding fixed on my pimp ride.
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cat...arch/linus/
1408
here, kitty kitty!
so what did I miss last night?
Not the Escalade, kitkat!!
Buen dia Prico
Why is one hand touching the Britney wax figure checking for a pulse, while the other checks where the sternum is before starting CPR??
Kitkat, nobody can say that Angelina is not drop-dead gorgeous or a good actress!
KitKat, Angelina is gorgeous!!!
It's a rainy morning in Bs. As...
it's always the same, weather gets spoiled when weekend's coming...
(fuck!!!)
raining in cleveland, ohio, pouring, dammit.
seems the weather Gods got pissed and decided to ruin the weekend everywhere...
shit!!! i'm listening to some lame music..wait, i'll change it...
I'm listening to Amanda Miguel...
Mi buen corazon,
yo quiero saber por que
te vuelves a enamorar,
si siempre te han hecho mal...
Prico a.k.a "bonbom de licor"
i'm listening Erasure...
(no, don't ask!!!!)
I'm so not gonna ask...
Chains of Love? Blue Savannah Song?
I'm enjoying the silence of the kids at school..
so , this thing of Shittney? ok, whatever, but why is it posed so awkwardly? i don't get it, can't it just stand there? it is so weird to me.
Dammit! I asked...
always
I'm guessing they want to project the dynamic force of nature that was Britney. Wait, you can't portray what never was...
Swept away, I was swept away,
Swept away, I was swept away with you...
so i changed to "la Portuaria"
"ya caminamos
10000 km de amor
y seguiremos hasta que
el rio llegue al mar
y nadaremos
sobre la rompiente"
the lack of wrinkles, facial aspects makes it fucking creepy. hold me, i'm scared. enjoying your singing, btw.
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Life in plastic, is fantastic...
Damn, I wish I could speak Spanish! I'm a quarter Puerto Rican and can't speak it. My mother never did either. Today is going to be 95 with severe thunderstorms early evening. Then we clear out and hold 80-85 for the rest of the weekend. Tomorrow, I'm going to have breakfast on the bay with heavy screwdrivers...should be a glorious weekend!
Christine, it's very creepy indeed, i just saw it on the news and i didn't catch what the reporters were saying but they were laughing their asses off... i felt bad for no reason, i guess
Brit has become the laughingstock of the world...
It's gonna be muggy and cloudy and rainy all holiday weekend in Miami... ugh.
oh, no, wasn't that Aqua???
let's try some Depeche Mode...
(man, i had the biggest crush on earth on Martin Gore... i still do *hides in shame*)
Vania, I agree, she's a world wide joke. I always remember my WTF moment, when I heard she was going with that loser Kfuck who already had two children! I was like, wait, can't she have just about anyone???
other celebs manage to marry well.
rainy, muggy in cleveland too. it's across the whole country, I think. ugh.
OH
I'm taking a ride with my best friend..
I hope he never lets me down again.
Yes, Aqua.
Sorry I never told you
all I wanted to say
now it's too late to hold you
'cause you've flown away...
so far away...
Morning all-
K, I have a favor to ask of someone. Anyone. I recently posted a question about avies and how to get 1 and some1 was kind enough to to send me to gravatar.com. I registered and all but now am at a loss as to how to proceed. Am I missing something there? I've finally come to terms with being a dumbass broad and now ask for help.
Morning all!!
Yeah, my feelings for Brit are so mixed up, first i just want to kick her hard in her big ass for being such an asshole but then i remember she's human after all and i pitied her, but then she screws up again...and i just want her to dissapear...
Dumbfuck, once you get your avatar approved by Gravatar, you come here and type your email (the one you used to register at Gravatar) in the email field, and it should attach your avatar to every post.
hear, hear. pity/hate. that awful line we tread.
Every time I think of you,
I always catch my breath
and still I'm standing here,
and you're miles away
and I'm wondering why you left...
You are not a Dumbfuck, dear...
Gravater will eventually send an email saying your avatar has been rated... but don't wait for that.
Delete your cookies and files thru the Internet Option while online.
Come back here, enter your "Name" and the email you provided gravatar and voila, eventually you will see your avatar.
GOOD MORNING All my SUGAR PIES!!!!
christine | Homepage | 05.26.06 - 9:04 am | #
LOL!!! we used to listen to that when we went on crazy errands with one of my best friend's car!!!
(i actually crashed his car on that song...he wanted soooo to kill me, gee!!!)
Dumbfuck (isn't that a little harsh?), you need to pick a picture crop it to either 80x80 or 100x100 pixels and download it onto gravatar. They will then rate it, so if it's not appropriate for some websites, it will not appear, and voila!
And if I can't reach this distance,
Stop this heartbreak overload,
I ain't missing you at all...
My son graduates today! Woo woo!!!
I hope I get called a cunt today.
Prico and all
"if you walk out of me
i'm walking after you..."
Hi Miz, Fancy, Dumbfuck!!!
Congrats Scout!! Thats so cool!
good morning all, happy friday and congrats to your son, scout... mine just graduated elementary school....it was cute
"since you've been gone
away"
Congrats, scout! My niece graduated yesterday, I hope my mom videotaped it.
My niece just graduated from Kindergarten. We told her she was first in her class, gets a full ride to First grade!
I heard a joke yesterday and I can't remember where I heard it...
A guy gets a $5 whore. The next day he has crabs. He goes back to the whore and says "you gave me crabs." She says "What'd you expect for $5 - lobster?" *slapping knee*
Morning Scout (congrats!!!),Tabatha!!!
kisses everyone
to Fancy: you're a fucking cunt
Awww...you guys are the best....ty ty
Fan-Fucking-tastic Friday to all!
Scout: Yeah, baby!!! Congrats!
Fancy: You cunt! Anything to make your day, my love!
HI EVERYBODY!!!!! HAPPY FRIDAY AND LONG WEEKEND!!!! I'm only gonna work a half day so come on noon! Then it's twisted iced teas at the Bimbo's house!
Funny, Tabatha, lol.
Hey Harley: I'm working till 1:30!!! Woo HOOO!!!!!
Hi there Miz!!!!
Tabatha | 05.26.06 - 9:15 am | #
LOL!!!!
everyone has an alias.. i need one, hmmmmmm
I love you guys thanks!!
gosh dangit that was me ^
congrats to the graduates and happy friday, whooooo hoooo!!!!!
Fancy,
we love you too
*smoooch!!!*
Vanina!! Hola, querida!
I love Erasure... too bad you changed it:
"How can I explain
When there are few words I can choose
How can I explain
When words get broken
Do you remember
There was a time ahaha
When people on the street
Were walking hand in hand in hand
They used to talk about the weather
Making plans together
Days would last forever
Come to me, cover me, hold me
Together well break these chains of love
Dont give up, dont give up
Together with me and my baby
Break the chains of love"
Memories of good times, Vanina!
American Life, I live the American dream
you are the best thing I've seen
you are not just a dream...
Miz!!!! wait...i'll change it again!!!!
Someone wanna call my boss and tell him I should only work a 1/2 day too?
Good Morning Everyone!
Prico, enjoy your 'singing' to us.
I don't know what colour your eyes are, baby
But your hair is long and brown
Your legs are strong, and you're so, so long
And you don't come from this town
My head is full of magic, baby
And I can share this with you
The feel I'm on a cross again, lately
But it's nothing to do with you
I'm alive
Oh Oh, so alive
I'm alive
Oh Oh, so alive
I will call him BonZNMe.
Vanina dahling? why are you the ONLY stupid cunt???? that's not true..
BonZNMe, I'll make an emergency phone call at noon, if you'd like!
Sorry he said hell no!
Good Morning, my lovelies.
Congrats, Scout!
Vanina. what's with the stupid cunt? I know there was someone yesterday afternoon using that, when I asked WTF and why, there was no reply.
Miz!!! holy!!! i used to dance like a madwoman with those songs...
(i still do...doing these ridiculous choreography steps...)
(but only when i'm alone!!!)
Ok, my kid saw me once and she ran to tell my hub "mom's gone mad!!!"
All you other stupid cunts are just imitating
so won't the real stupid cunt please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
Tabby, Vanina had an awesome hater, read the previous posts!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
savannah song.....
Ooooh Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue...
Savannah song...
*as all d-listed whores stand*
Prico
get a brush and paint me blue...
mornin' everyone *moonwalks into dlisted*
Some interesting birthdays today, hmm...
LOL, jenner, I'm listening to Jacko singing "Heaven Can Wait".
Didn't sing it because I figured no one would know it...
Vanina: I dance EVERYWHERE for shits and giggles!
At the market, the gym, anywhere I hear music. It's like I'm programmed to bust moves at the slightest indication of music!
Jennifer Top of the morning to you, my apple-muffin!
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 9:26 am | #
Morning Jennifer!!!
I discovered my stalker only attacked me after i posted about Suri so she/he/it/shim had to be a Cruise fan, a sciento nutso or both...
*still moonwalking in honour of MJ*
*grabs crotch*
HOO!
*spins*
Grew up in a small town
and when the rain would fall down
I'd just stare out my window...
Dreaming of what could be
and would I end up happy
I would pray...
Out of the darkness and into the sun
but I won't forget all the ones that I love, I'll
take a risk, take a chance, make a change
and Breakaway...
I heard a joke yesterday and I can't remember where I heard it...
A guy gets a $5 whore. The next day he has crabs. He goes back to the whore and says "you gave me crabs." She says "What'd you expect for $5 - lobster?" *slapping knee*
Tabatha | 05.26.06 - 9:15 am | #
~~~
Need to get in on it too. 3/4 of you have probably heard it tho but was new to me. Caught it while driving to work this morning on the radio and nearly peed myself...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Give up?
A lickalotapus...ha
jenner | 05.26.06 - 9:32 am | #
LMFAO!!!!
i love the grabbing crotch part!!!!
"been caught stealin'
once
when i was 5.....
well it's just a simple fact
when I want something & I don't wanna
pay for IT"
sorry, I know it's not as dancey as the other songs, but it's what happens to be on RIGHT NOW
BonzNMe - that was funny
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Give up?
A lickalotapus...ha
BonZNMe | 05.26.06 - 9:33 am | #
aaaah, that & the lobster joke, LMAO, good times
...i'm begging youuuuuuuuuuuuuu....
don't go wasting your emotions
lay all your love on me...
Tabatha: I have to remember that one ; it's hard at my age!
Jenner: Don't forget the pelvic thrust that accompanies the crotch grab!
BonZ, LOL!!!!
thanks Miz!
*thrusts pelvis TWICE to make up for oversight*
britneys gettin rid of K-fed!!!in all the UK papers today!!and because we are awake before you USA people i thought i'd let you know. her publicist isn't denying it, which means its probably true!
Miz honey, we're the same age... no excuses
Shommon!
Vanina, it was probably the douchebag himself! You know they have eyes and ears everywhere and I am sure this is their oh not so favorite website! Especially since we're calling brangelina's baby Jesus!
UKchristina | 05.26.06 - 9:39 am | #
Hello there UKchristina!!!!
HOly!!! it was about time!!!!
vanina - saw your "acceptance speech" long after you posted it last night - hehehe got a good laugh over that! I felt like I was in an audience watching you on stage - I even shed a solitary tear
k here's part 2....
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A tyranasoreass...
Oh and thanx to all who are gonna call my boss man!
Jane says
Im done with Sergio
He treats me like a ragdoll
She hides the television
Says I dont owe him nothing
A tyranasoreass...
Don't I know it... man.
Last night it was rimming, now everyone is a cunt?!!! I can't keep up.......
Good Morning to everyone, especially lovely, funny, could- never-be -a -cunt Vanina!
Oh shit which one? The Sun?
Sassy,
My man retired from being CEO to Chairman of the Board and I wish it were a private company...rrrrrrrrgggghhh
They had some problems with the SEC today and some filings.... No Bday celebrations tonight
sloan | 05.25.06 - 11:24 pm | #
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RETIRED FROM CHAIRMAN='s DEMOTED
PROBLEMS WITH SEC= HOT AFFAIR
Harley Bitch Honkey Slut | 05.26.06 - 9:40 am | #
Totally!!!!
Well, too bad if they don't like what we say...
(that Emma Peele av rocks!!! i wish i was like her so i could kick some asses in such ellegant way!!!)
vanina/THE ONLY stupid cunt | 05.26.06 - 9:40
morning people :D and i agree-totally about time!!! all he ever contributed to her was his sperm and she doesnt need that anymore
Go Jenner its your Birfday!!
Fancy | 05.26.06 - 9:41 am | #
Gimmie that!
Gimmie that - your automobile,
Turn off that smokestack
And that goddamn radio
Hum... along with me...
Hum along with the t.v.
No one's
Gonna
Stop!
Harley Bitch Honkey Slut | 05.26.06 - 9:41 am | #
the sun and the mirror
they are such trashy papers but they are normally pretty accurate- notice 'normally'
Happy Birthday, Jenner!!
Tabatha: Damn, can't get over with shit on you!
On topic:
Do you know HOW embarassed Spears must be?
This has NEVER been done before: a public chastisement and dress down!
**raising arms and swaying**
Let's dance: **the look of love*** It's the look, it's the look***
Whoa, ABC...
Go Jenner its your Birfday!!
Fancy | 05.26.06 - 9:44 am | #
that ALWAYS makes me think of Simpsons:
Lisa it's your birthday!
Happy Birthday Lisa! with *ahem* "Michael Jackson"
thanks Fancy!
Good Morning all and more importantly Happy Friday!!!!
KitKat - I've been called a racist cunt because I was ranting about Hurricane Katrina victims!
Scout - Congratulations! It's such a major accomplishment in a young person's life!
Happy Birthday, Jenner!!!
Happy Birthday, Jenner!!
pricolatino (Salad Tosser) | 05.26.06 - 9:45 am | #
merci, prico!
damn, I wish I knew the stuff you guys were singin' so I could sing along
*shuffles away with indie CDs*
Scorpio Minx Sharper | 05.26.06 - 9:41 am | #
Hello there Scorpio!!!!
actually if i had to pass for a cunt i think i'll be a very lousy one, my looks aren't that good...i have no tits...little ass...short and slim...i don't i'd be making that much money on that!!!
and about the fucking...
that's a hard one!!!!
Happy Birthday, Jenner!!!
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 9:47 am | #
thank you! we've already started the dancin' (in general, not for the b-day , and I'm surrounded by balloons (mostly black ballons, WTF?!?!!?) so it's already a festive mood!!!!!!!!
Happy BDay everyone! Shitney gave y'all a present! He has been hanging out with his 'homeys' (ugh) lately. I hope this time it's for real and she takes the car and credit cards so that fucktard might have to work at McDonald's in East LA!
Feliz Cumple Jenner!!!!!
Felicidades!!!
*grabbing Jenner to do some tango dance*
Having the time of my life
somewhere something's waiting to start
'cause I learned how to pick up the pieces
of my broken heart...
Fuck, the troll, I mean boss, pulled my attention away. She's being a fucking hemmorhoid (sp?)!
Congrats to all the grads!!!
Morning everyone...happy burfday Jenner!!
Feliz Cumpleanos Jenner!!
"May the road rise up to you meet your feet!"
Happy BIRFDAY!!! *kisses* Jenner!!
Kick the troll in the Ass Jenn!
*shuffles away with indie CDs*
jenner
What do you have in there?
I KNEW she was a pole dancing whore...it looks like the people that made her wax figure think so too.
www.thesun.co.uk
www.mirror.co.uk
sources people sources
Happy Birthday suit day Jenner - be free... run naked....
Fancy, I'm tempted to drown her in her super expensive tub that she don't use. Dirty, greasy haired troll.
With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride,
You're toxic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of your poison paradise
I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic...
thanks all for b-day wishes!
Luvs you all!
*tangoes with vanina*
Jenner! You slut! Happy Birthday!!
XXOO
Fancy, I'm tempted to drown her in her super expensive tub that she don't use. Dirty, greasy haired troll.
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 9:52 am |
HAHAHHAH!! Nasty.
What do you have in there?
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 9:50 am | #
right this second I have The Knife
not sure if it actually qualifies as "indie" but that's the generic blanket thrown over it
I am OBSESSED with this band & can't get enough *breaks into sweat*
^ by nasty I meant her hair!!
OK, if they put a plastic tube in her mouth and throat, she could teabag some paying customers. The funds could go to the SAVE SPF fund.
I've heard people say that
Too much of anything is not good for you, baby
Oh no
But I don't know about that
There's many times that we've loved
We've shared love and made love
It doesn't seem to me like it's enough
There's just not enough of it
There's just not enough
Oh oh, babe...
As I was walkin’ by
Saw you standin’ there
With a smile
Lookin' shy
You caught my eye
Thought you'd want to hang
For a while
Well I'd like to be with you
And you know it's Friday too
I hope you can find the time
This weekend to relax and unwind
My mind's tired
I've worked so hard all week
Cashed my check
I'm ready to go
I promise you
I'll show you such a good time
Come on baby let's get away
Let's save your troubles for another day
Come go with me we've got it made
Let me take you on an escapade (let's go)
Jenner! You slut! Happy Birthday!!
XXOO
Kats | 05.26.06 - 9:53 am | #
"slut" is fitting, I was JUST in the middle of getting naked, as per Tabatha's advice........I hear screaming coworkers in the background...
"Shut up you fools, you know you want some of THIS" *grinds against photocopier*
OMG!! They're playing YAZ on KTU!!!
***"Can't stop now, don't you know, I'll never let you go, Don't go!!***
Shit, Loozer, now I'm doing the choreography! AAAARGH!
Hi kats, hi kell!!!!!
(join the party, have some cake!!)
pricolatino (Salad Tosser
Every time I hear “Temperature” by Sean Paul it reminds me of you for some reason...you sang it one morning and it just stuck with me..
Jenn you have got to tape a sign on her back that says teabag me!
LOL, that's my groove, KeLL. I hear it almost every time I'm driving, it's my driving song.
***"Can't stop now, don't you know, I'll never let you go, Don't go!!***
MizRo | 05.26.06 - 9:56 am | #
OMG I LOVE THAT SONG
*doing weird jerky dance a la Yaz video*
Imdb have the Britney story too
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/20...n/2006-05-26/
#2
Happy Birthday Jenner!
pricolatino (Salad Tosser) | 05.26.06 - 9:57 am | #
you have a driving song, too?!?!?!!? I thought I was the only one
STILL BRITNEY? I think MK took the long weekend off already...
I'll be back soon!! **dancing away***
right this second I have The Knife
jenner
I'll have to check them out. My new flavour of the week has been The Guillemots.
^ by nasty I meant her hair!!
Fancy | 05.26.06 - 9:54 am |
Everytime I see Crisco, when I grocery shop, I think of her. It's really not THAT bad, but bad enough when it's obvious it hasn't been washed in 3 days and the dandruff flakes are glued to the clumps.
thanks Scorpio! The big 3-1 today!
Oh, and KeLL - don't think I thanked you yet, i could NEVER forget KeLL!!!!!! *smooch*
Sloan we'll celebrate today w/ Jenner! Commence the drinking and dancing!
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 9:58 am |
*projectile vomits minute maid orange juice*
jenner | 05.26.06 - 9:58 am | #
gee!!! Jenner, that must be universal, i don't drive but when someone drives for me we get in such fights about what are we going to listen on the way!!!!
The Guillemots.
I like them, too!
Haven't heard enough to know all the songs or anything, but the few songs I've heard are very good!
JENNER, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUU, YOU LIVE IN A ZOOOOOOOOOOO....IF YOU KEEP HAVING BIRTHDAYS....YOU'LL LOOK LIKE ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
my saucey picture for you!
http://re2.mm-c1.yimg.com/image/...mage/
1080419643
OMG!! They're playing YAZ on KTU!!!
***"Can't stop now, don't you know, I'll never let you go, Don't go!!***
MizRo
Love that song. Oh, memories.
Oh, NOBODY can touch the radio in my car. NOBODY.
ON TOPIC: i am a secret Britney fan...runs and hides so she isnt called a cunt.......AGAIN!
my saucey picture for you!
http://re2.mm-c1.yimg.com/image/...mage/ 1080419643
KitKatWoman | Homepage | 05.26.06 - 10:00 am | #
that's some disturbing stuff, Kitkat!
Nice song, though - very catchy
*projectile vomits minute maid orange juice*
pricolatino
Ooooh, sorry, that burns!
Yes that's the shit I like to come on to!!!!!!
THat's right Federjerk take it like a REAL man.....UP THE ASS!!!!!
But anyway I'll calm down and say good morning to you all LOL.
Happy Birthday, Jenner! Hope it's a good one for you!
pricolatino (Salad Tosser) | 05.26.06 - 9:57
Yup I hear it and I start thinking "Awww Prico" and then your hot ass avatar and then I start thinking "mmmm Prico and his grade A fine ass...mmm..." and then I start dancing like Jenner, humping everything...
KitKatWoman | Homepage | 05.26.06 - 10:01 am | #
LMFAO!!!!!
Ok, gonna go whet my whistle... There better be some birthday bitches when I come back!
Oh, NOBODY can touch the radio in my car. NOBODY.
pricolatino (Salad Tosser) | 05.26.06 - 10:00 am | #
I've slapped more hands than I can count - hands that reach over for MY radio - WTF are they thinking?!!!?!?!?
Prico - tell me this - when you buy a CD (back in the days when people still BOUGHT CDs hehe) did you ever let people open the cellophane around it? I FREAKED on a friend once because they opened the CD THAT I just bought!!!!!!!!! total pet peeve
Yup I hear it and I start thinking "Awww Prico" and then your hot ass avatar and then I start thinking "mmmm Prico and his grade A fine ass...mmm..." and then I start dancing like Jenner, humping everything...
KeLL | 05.26.06 - 10:02 am |
HOLY CRAP!!! LOL!!!
now i'm in the mood for serious birthday cake and icecream........(drools like Homer Simpson...........)
jenner, this is my favourite link to indie music:
http://www.stereogum.com/
I still buy cd's. And nobody opens them for me, I'm too fast for that... I actually open them for other people. I'm fierce removing sticky labels, no residue at all.
KeLL | 05.26.06 - 10:02 am | #
i know how you feel Kell...
that's why i keep it Platonic with Prico...
You people are too funny... LOL
Making my lonely ass in Miami happy...
and then I start dancing like Jenner, humping everything...
KeLL | 05.26.06 - 10:02 am | #
that's the ONLY way to dance *grinds agaisnt coworker's shoulder*
thanks Crazy! It's pouring rain here, but it's a good day nonetheless!
*throws leg over water cooler, grinds away*
Shalala got a gun....
Im still stalking Prico's manmeat but Im being secretive about it so I can catch him off guard.
I FREAKED on a friend once because they opened the CD THAT I just bought!!!!!!!!! total pet peeve
jenner
I've got a touch of OCD, so the answer is NO. Nobody else does it the right way and leaves the sticky crap on.
anyone read on OH NO THEY DIDNT that Britneys reps are NOT denying a split?
http://community.livejournal.com...nt/
6899348.html
DIE KEVIN DIE!
pricolatino (Salad Tosser) | 05.26.06 - 10:05 am | #
getting on a plane to get part in Prico's happyness...
vanina/THE ONLY stupid cunt | 05.26.06 - 10:04
It's hard...I know... *sigh* we should gang up on him one of these days...
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 10:04 am | #
I LOVE stereogum!
You've probably already checked these ones out, but if not these are good too
http://pitchforkmedia.com/
http://gorillavsbear.blogspot.com/
Harley Bitch Honkey Slut | 05.26.06 - 10:06 am | #
that's sooooooo Aerosmith!!!!
LOL!!!!
I've got a touch of OCD, so the answer is NO. Nobody else does it the right way and leaves the sticky crap on.
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 10:06 am |
Oh my god, I'm the same way... MY pet peeve is grabbing someone else's cd, and realizing it has sticky crap and bits of label still stuck to it...
I've got a touch of OCD, so the answer is NO. Nobody else does it the right way and leaves the sticky crap on.
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 10:06 am | #
I got a touch of the ol' OCD myself - I suspected that our friend Dwayne who likes to talk about pushing feces through his teeth might have also been touched with the OCD stick so I tried to reach out to him, but no go
jenner | 05.26.06 - 10:09 am |
*VOMMMMMM*
KeLL | 05.26.06 - 10:07 am | #
It's a deal Kell, you tie him up to the bed while i get some jam to put all over him...
LOL!!!!
you know, i like to share so everybody that's interested...just come by!!!
Jam?!?!? Oh god, what are you gonna do... wait, I don't wanna know.
pricolatino (Salad Tosser) | 05.26.06 - 10:10 am | #
yeah, I can honestly say my OCD doesn't extend to any Fecal Fun but hey, it hits people differently, you know?
Crap...today better go fast, work sucks my ass...I'm ready for the weekend...
Where has Dwayne been? That is definitely one sick ticket!
jam and peanut butter prico sandwich
MMMMM PB&J sammie - oh, I mean PB&J&P sammie
And where's Daya?!?
Eartha Kitt is singing "My Heart Belongs to Daddy". LOL
Prico
do you prefer the argentinian way???
with dulce de leche???
ok!!!!
*runs to get some*
damn it, work beckons - I'll talk to y'all soon I hope, grrrr....
Im in yall we can make it a 4 way. Ill bring the candles.
Candles. candles? candles!?!
Prico
How do you feel about hot wax on your ass?
Mind you, I don't want a full brazilian.
Dwayne is beyond OCD.
jenner:
http://www.youaintnopicasso.com/
there's some really good stuff on there now!
Prico, I get so pissed when people leave sticky bits on the cases! I have to pick them off.
Happy freaking birthday, Jenner! All the hail the birthday queen!
vanina
jam... we should provide a condiment stand..so people can have their favorite substance to lick off Prico... Like honey, whip cream, chocolate sauce, mustard..you know whatever floats everyone's boat...
No hot wax. No no no no no.
If I feel so much as slight pain, I'm done.
whatever you want Prico...
Mayhaw jam. mmmm
Kell relish too so we can make hot dogs wink wink
Ill bring my own buns
KeLL | 05.26.06 - 10:15 am | #
That's an excellent idea Kell!!!
Let's do it!!!
Kell relish too so we can make hot dogs wink wink
Ill bring my own buns
Fancy | 05.26.06 - 10:16 am |
LOL, I laughed out loud!
We need to do the same thing to Jenner since its her birthday and all...along with some spankings..
Kell relish too so we can make hot dogs wink wink
Ill bring my own buns
Fancy | 05.26.06 - 10:16 am |
That's no hotdog, that's a chorizo!
We need to do the same thing to Jenner since its her birthday and all...along with some spankings..
KeLL-Happy Bday Jenner! | 05.26.06 - 10:17 am |
Ahm sayin'! I don't wanna be the center of attention!
i could never hurt you, Prico...
*slaps him hard on his butt*
We can make Jenner a birthday cake thong for her to wear. Yummy!
Dont be bashful Prico.
Ahhh Relish!! Perhaps some ketchup and some sauerkraut. I would mention cheese but I got plenty of that!! I kid, I kid!!
I've got the Ready-Whip, come over here, jenner!
Fancy | 05.26.06 - 10:18 am | #
and we have to decide who's gonna give the first bite!!!!!
Oh I already miss Jenner...we need to slap her ass!!
Hey maybe they are on to something. Scare Britney into thinking that if she stays with KFed she'll end up looking like Tori Spelling. That just might work.
Someone is touching Brit's bood in the second picture
It ain't... the clothes that you wear
it ain't the things that you buy
it ain't... your house on the hill
it ain't the plane that you fly...
Kell you can take the first bite.
Ok, I've had the birthday bitches ready for an hour now...
Anybody else think that was Tori Spelling at first?!?!
someone's black hand is feeling her up in the second pic
Fuck, I'm going to have to bow out for a bit. The troll is looking for me. Be back soon, I hope...
Geneiveve
I did. I love your avatar by the way!
mmm..a Pricodog...mmm...after this we will have a Jenner sundae...
Bye Jenn
Fry some fish on her head while you are with her.
I've got a touch of OCD, so the answer is NO. Nobody else does it the right way and leaves the sticky crap on.
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 10:06 am | #
I know what you mean. Back in the day of vinyl albums, I would leave the cellophane on the album to protect the cover. I would gently slit the cellophane at the jacket opening to get the record out. I did that with VHS movies too. People borrow them and want to know why I never opened them. But the ones that took it upon themselves to open it for me - well, let's just say the bodies still haven't been found.
Woohoo!
She wakes up early every morning
just to do her hear now
because she cares, y'all
her day wouldn't be right
without her makeup
she's never out of makeup
she's just like you and me
but she's homeless, she's homeless
and she stands there, singing for money
la da dee, la dee da, la da dee, la de daa...
HEY SLUTS! I am off to Argentina! I will miss posting with you hookers. I might try to pop in once or twice while I am there!
Vanina - Thanks for all your help. Stick close to dlisted so I can post and tell you what I am doing.
Until I get back, keep your cooters clean and your traps shut!
Bye Bitches! Loves ya!
Prico, my next avie will be Eartha Kitt as Catwoman! Work beckons me too. Be back.
BYE FOO!! Have a great time!! Enjoy the hot boyfriend and dont forget to join the mile high club!!
Buen viaje, Foo!!!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.26.06 - 10:28 am | #
Good luck girl!!!!!Linda!!!
i just know you'll enjoy it here!!!
besitos!!!!!
Shit, I've been here since 8, I need more coffee...
Fancy - I will! Thanks! Try not to catch too many STD's while I am gone. Make sure to feed Hagface and don't start any shit with anyone. Snort.
la da dee, la dee da, la da dee, la de daa...
pricolatino (Salad Tosser) | 05.26.06 - 10:27 am | #
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't get that song in my head this early in the morning
Vanina - Gracias! Tu es muey caliente! Besitos! Ciao!
But the ones that took it upon themselves to open it for me - well, let's just say the bodies still haven't been found.
Loozer | 05.26.06 - 10:26 am | #
Thats some hardcore OCD shit right there....but I'm hearin ya
Everywhere I go, every smile I see
I know you are there smiling back at me
dancing in moonlight, I know you are free
'cause I can see your star shining down on me
I will try not to Foo but I am such a ho you never know!!
I will be good and feed that fatty hagface cause you know Mousie forgets sometimes.
"Stood the test of time
Though I treated you rough you were always kind
I let my head rule my heart now I'm feeling so lonely
And I feel it's the deal
You're letting me go gonna go
Breathe and I breathe
Hollow without you I can't live without you
And I'm in love with you..."
FOO FOO pick up some good morphine demarol and some nice X for all us bitches back home!
i think i'll get some coffee...
I like going to Madame Tussauds though it's bloody expensive.
Do you yanks have them.
And Hugs to Jennifer & Fo Sho.
Howz it going?
Kitkatwoman - I will! Snort!
Adios Amigos y Amigas!
Its Fo Shos birfday too??
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE FOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will miss you!!!!!!!!!
Little Bunny
Chau!!!!
Jean! How are you? Haven't seen you in a while!
LB FOO FOO! I know many have probably already said it but have good trip, you bitch!
Fancy | 05.26.06 - 10:42 am |
Huh? I wish but it's not my birthday. My birthday is in October. I think Jenner's birthday is today or tomorrow though!
Sorry Fo Sho hahahhah!
Why thank you Fancy. I love your avatar of my boyfriend
forever immortalized swinging on a pole! fitting
@ Droppin' Kids Off in the Pool...
Love the gravatar, love the screenname. lol.
Wow. It really does look lile her... well, when she used to look good.
Oops... meant to say "like her."
Wax museums creep me out. The eyes are always following you no matter where you walk.
yes, we have a madame tusseaud's in Times Square.
I find that pretty amazing.
you guys need to get your own fucking message board.
Losers.
That is severely horrifying. I thought it was Tori Spelling at first, but knowing that it is Fatney Spears doesn't make it any less so.
I wanna see it!
I wanna see it!
Maybe even touch it a few times and pray to it.
That thing is scary. I bet it's really freaky with the animatronic breast thingy going.
It's gross that anybody wants to touch that thing period, but the fact that anybody, let alone a woman finds those fake heaving breats interesting enough to touch truly frightens me. I really expected the first picture of that to be a man.
That looks more like Tori Spelling than Brittany Spears. I never saw the resemblance before!
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