Now I want a sno-cone so bad!
she looks grotesque.
That sno-cone is going straight to your ass Nicole...
she is SICK!!!
Photo-Op!!
I want a sno cone, too! Coconut with cream...yummy
God...She's gonna need to cover Everest with blueberry syrup and get to chowin' down before she even begins to make up for that weight deficit.
Is it possible to binge and purge a sno-cone?
mmmm.. nothing says nutrition like colored ice.
I sure flavored ice is a full course meal for Nicole...
I think she just worked out so the calories wont count....yeah, calories in a snow cone
Is it possible to binge and purge a sno-cone?
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 2:00 pm |
I betcha it feels kind of nice to yak up a sno-cone on a hot day.
It's probably sugar-free. And who is that queen prancing around in the last picture?
Holy Shit!!!! she's seriously SICK!!!!!
Bitch!!!! go eat some real food!!!!
Okay, now wasn't she JUST quoted as saying she is eating healthier and stuff?
Shit makes your tongue blue, too, which on a Pez Head is downright terrifying.
Is it possible to binge and purge a sno-cone?
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 2:00 pm
Talk about a technicolour yawn!
Is it possible to binge and purge a sno-cone?
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 2:00 pm | #
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In case it doesn't work, she took 6 laxitives and has a ready to use enema on stand-by...
she keeps looking skinnier and skinnier. gawd, she's destined to go out like karen carpenter.
I want her to mate with flavor flav.
Ugh, big old clunky "athletic" shoes on an anorexic toothpast... *shudder*
She looks like a concentration camp victim. Not a sexy look. How about you go eat something with some actual nutritional value?
she seriously looks thinner than she's ever looked. she needs help big time
man... this is sad...
well!!! i have to go to the gym now!!!
see ya later!!!! 
Bye vanina!!! work that ass!
It's almost getting to the point where I feel bad making fun of her. I think she looks really sick and she needs help.
She has beanpoleitis.
aww, leave her alone, we always all up in her business. Damn, cant even buy a snowcone without somebody talking stuff.
I've seen WAY skinnier anorexics on Extra. Nicole, you're slackin' honey.
Nicole just because you actually have proof that you're "eating" won't get your man back!!
bye vanina! God, I wish I could work out! Shit is killing me not being able to!
Have you seen those anorexics on talk shows that they give makeovers to? SCARY!!!
dude in the last pic's high fiving her: "way to make them think you eat, honey!" *smack*
Wait?? Am I in the wrong place?? This is a celebrity bashing gossip website, right??
I can't believe you didn't say you'd "hit that".
I just don't understand how anyone can stop eating...I am thin but I could lose 2 lbs and the moment my stomach growls...well, get away from the refrigerator...I want some food
i love his super gay high-five
MJF, I just posted a story all for yuo on the Kristin thread!
I've seen bigger skeletons in a science class.
Bye, vanina.
from Angie Must Sit on My Face 
i'm a blue whale compared to that ass.... a coconut snow cone sounds good... syrup and ice... yummy
MJF, I just posted a story all for yuo on the Kristin thread!
Mousie Starts to Waltz with No | 05.26.06 - 2:12 pm |
Okay...you've forced me to bring out the heavy artillery...BRB.
I'm thinking a vodka lemonade slushy sounds better at the moment...Happy Memorial Day...Woo Hooo
I'm thinking a vodka lemonade slushy sounds better at the moment...Happy Memorial Day...Woo Hooo
BonZNMe | 05.26.06 - 2:18 pm | #
Sounds GREAT and same to you!!!!!
in the last pic it looks like the guy's saying, 'no, i'm gay, sweetheart, but thanks anyway'.
dude, the story is that she borrowed 20 $ from a paparazzi to buy the snow cone for 2 bucks and instead of returning the cchange to the guy she handed it to her friend.
Ooooohh Mousie.......Go to Cavallari thread.
What if Mike Tyson tries to finger Nicole? what do you think would happen......
*stares at ceiling.
she should've made a t-shirt that says, "look! i'm eating!"
it would be a little less subtle than posing for these pictures.
Of course, it goes without saying that a snowcone is 99 percent water.
does she have nappy roots?
from Angie Must Sit on My Face
Happy B-Day, Jenner!!!!! | 05.26.06 - 2:15 pm | #
thanks, love!!!!!!!!!
I like Nicole Rithcie a lot, but she is starting to become like Pete Doherty to me - this will sound HORRIBLE, but both are so busy trying to kill themselves, you almost wish they'd get on with it
Get some help, or get out of the way, you know? Sorry, I'm not usually so heartless, but I've had this same discussion with my alcoholic brother many times, it's TOO frustrating.
BonZNMe - mmmmmmmmmmmmm
MK closing down the blog early today, folks. He's off early. 
That's not a statement. If she had pulled a chair up to a Brownie Buster Parfait or a side of beef...THAT would have been a statement. This is piffle.
I'm thinking a vodka lemonade slushy sounds better at the moment...Happy Memorial Day...Woo Hooo
BonZNMe | 05.26.06 - 2:18 pm |
I make those with Crystal Light and Absolut.
Happy Birthday Jenner!
jenner | 05.26.06 - 2:26 pm
"Thin the heard". "Shit or get off the can". I totally agree.
in the last pic it looks like the guy's saying, 'no, i'm gay, sweetheart, but thanks anyway'.
mpcmike | 05.26.06 - 2:19 pm |
Happy Birthday Jenner!
sloan | 05.26.06 - 2:28 pm | #
Thanks Sloan! Did hubby end up getting home in time for any b-day celebrations last night?
I make those with Crystal Light and Absolut.
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 2:28 pm | #
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You have to try this new lemonade called Simply Lemonade...it's sold in the produce section....great with vodka
I think she's still cute. I would much rather look like her than MOO-riah Carey with her fat thighs trying to talk people into thinking she's lost weight and looks good! At least Richie looks good when she dresses up.
He was home but he was working the whole night. I got to watch tv....woo hoo...We will celebrate this weekend. If your lucky cokemonkey may have a special gift fot you too.
Trader Joe's has a slamming sparkling pink lemonade and if I still drank, I'd so mix it with Grey Goose!
Who is that HOT young man in the first 3 photos.
YUMMY!
She woke up and said, "I want to poop blue today." Gal with a plan.
I'm surprised she can even hold up that sno cone.
MK closing down the blog early today, folks. He's off early.
Mousie Rocks Boogers | 05.26.06 - 2:27 pm |
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots head*
Of course his high-five is a weak one -- her wrist will be sprained if he touches her hand too hard.
Also, look at her legs! He's not that big -- she's really that small, the little shitter!
Stoney: motherfucker! don't do that !!!!!!!!!* 100 times, you'd screw the screen.
*sighing*
I say we grab MK, tie his ass up and make him post all weekend for our amusement.
I make those with Crystal Light and Absolut.
jennifer | 05.26.06 - 2:28 pm | #
Thats some mighty fine shit...do you make them the slushy way or on the rocks?
son of beetch!
If your lucky cokemonkey may have a special gift fot you too.
sloan | 05.26.06 - 2:31 pm | #
if I'm lucky, indeed!
somebody e-mail m.k and tell him to feed our habit!
Thats some mighty fine shit...do you make them the slushy way or on the rocks?
BonZNMe | 05.26.06 - 2:42 pm |
Both! Any flavor works, too!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
My fascist bosses are leaving and I have to stay. The fucking phone hasn't run in hours, and all my clients are gone for the day.
I'm glad I have the few of you, that, like me, are forced to remain
*brushing pubes.
*brushing pubes.
Dayanara | Homepage | 05.26.06 - 2:47 pm | #
I'm running fucking around because everyone else is gone... building permits, payroll, contracts... i'm soooooo pissed.. i've been resting for 15 minutes..
She looks like she is dying... how very sad
jenner and jennifer - go to Kristin thread and tell us your stories.
jenner and jennifer - go to Kristin thread and tell us your stories.
Mousie Waltzes with NoAnjl | 05.26.06 - 2:51 pm | #
wha...........? OK, going now.......
*cowers in corner sobbing hysterically*
I'm sorry Daya!
-Mother fucker out!
Do snow cones even count as "food"? Do they even have calories?
This shit don't count! 
she's killing herself
She borrowed my hoop earings for her bracelets!
sno cones have calories but it's all carbs, breaks down in the mouth. She can barf all she wants but it's already absorbed. Like she cares...
How much longer can she last? And the camera adds ten pounds..
mmmm... blue rasberry sno-cones on the boardwalk....
Yah Nicole...explain to me AGAIN how you don't have an eating disorder and were just small to begin with.
I wonder if she's lost more weight since the breakup. "the stress".
snow cones are the best. just a few weeks ago, a business called 'Snozone" opened down the road. all snowcones. probably 50 flavors or so. has anyone else heard of those? it might just be a local thing. wow. snowcones are way more interesting than nicole.
i dont think she gave him the change back either!
Geez I didn't realize how small she was until that first picture. Eeek - I want to feed her a cupcake!
She may be just PETITE y'all. We can't really tell from these pics. She looks thin but maybe not rail thin.
Her head is looking a little too big for her body though... I hope she is ok.
hope that high 5 doesnt knock her down
ahhh, I think she is so pretty.....I think she's in trouble again though- she was looking a little more filled out, but now that she and AM are over- she has obviously lost her appetite again....poor thing.
At this point I have to say her physical condition is scary and sad.
OMG! She looks terrible - worse than ever I believe. I'm not saying that to be mean spirited, it's just so shocking to see her like that. Man. Her parents need to get her to a hospital for treatment ASAP. She doesn't look like she has time to waste. Poor girlie.
I just came out of my crack induced haze. I bet everyone is gone now huh??
Why didnt she just get plain ice. No calories.
Fancy - go to the Kristin thread. We are telling stories...........
sno cones have calories but it's all carbs, breaks down in the mouth. She can barf all she wants but it's already absorbed. Like she cares...
scout | 05.26.06 - 2:59 pm | #
Scout you have no fucking clue what you are talking about, retard.
Who is the cutie in the first three pictures?
Oh my GOD! The whore in my office just screamed fuck you to me!
What did you do to her stoney??
Fancy go to the Kristin thread. I wanna tell all those bitches in there too.
She needs to gain 25 pounds and she would look good.
The flavor syrup has sugar and sugar is carbs.
brushing pubes.
Dayanara | Homepage | 05.26.06 - 2:47 pm | #
Damn,Daya. How long are your pubes?
Look at her ankles compared to the guy in the last pic. Ewwww. She seroudly looks like she is seven - or seventy - I can't tell!
Icky. Icky-ick-icky.
She looks like a real live bobble head.
There is an informercial on for the Magic Bullet. I think if she had one of those she would want to make food and eat it.
she looks like a lollipoop!
they should ban her from all gyms. why does she always wear all those damn bracelets oh wait they are hair bands that just look like bracelets on her. What kinda mirror does she have? No wonder DJ AM left her again, id say left her ass but that has already left her.
oops ,meant *lollipop*
its amazing how everytime there is a picture of her eating something, it is either water-based, or extremely low calorie. she's not fooling anyone by pretending to eat on camera.
she is such a fucking rat.
I'm gonna hang her on my front door at Halloween this year instead of the glow-in-the-dark skeleton that is usually there. Same thing.
this is L.A.....she can excercise outside most days of the year.....gyms forbidding her to come in won't matter....when there's a will there's a way.
Everytime I see a picture of her she is eating something! How funny. Like she has a stomach as big as that snow cone. Please.
Those guys are fags!
She looks so bad. Why isn't anyone getting this girl help?
That bastard is one krazy Blatino!!
Will she just up and die already??
Mmmm.
Nothing says "natural" and "healthy" like blue food.
Wow, looking at these pics of Nicole's emaciated frame, I suddenly feel famished. I'm going to go make a sandwich... I'll be back.
I feel bad for her. She's destroying herself. I knew she had a problem all along, but these pictures are more shocking than anything I've seen recently. I seriously can't believe she's not in a hospital getting fed through a tube. What are her doctors doing for her?
I really didn't care about how skinny she was until I looked at the last picture. She is definately anorexic no matter whatever excuse she makes for being thin. And about her eating the snowcone, she'll either shit or purge that out later in her hotel room when no one is looking, or she'll probably not have to do any of that since snowcones are like 80% water which is fatless, carbless and calorie-less.
I wonder how often she has a bowel movement?
I just want to force-feed this bitch...she looks really ill
You people say she has an eating disorder but here father, Lionel Ritchie, says she has lost weight simpply because of nerves and her busy schedule. Someone is lying here!
this must be nicole 1 meal for the day....
hey y'all...how many of you smoke too much weed..drink a little too much...eat too many cupcakes/hamburgers/steaks/whatever...talk to much...buy just a tiny bit more than you can afford...gamble because you know you are a lucy ass!!
dang.
Grotesque. The Walking Dead. Time to add her to the Celebrity DeathWatch lists...
stating the obvious here but she's like skin and bones...
She loves the fructose rush. But the come down is a bitch.
how about getting her on A&E's Intervention? Hello??? Lionel???
Wow.... that snowcone is fucking bigger than her. I'll bet the anorexic ho couldn't finish it.
She is probably mad at the snow cone for the water weight it will give her..hehehe
That child is one step away from a Karen Carpenter death. A snowcone can't possibly nourish her - frozen water and a little bit of colored sugar water with flavoring? She needs an intervention. This is the worst I've seen her look.
Hi 2Pink...you are up late too
Yep, sloan. Moving day - bought a new house today...I should be in bed...I've got about four more days worth of moving! How did I accumulate all this sh**? I should call Goodwill!
Congrats on the new house...that's awesome!
Thanx, sloan . I'm outta here for tonight. Have a good one!
I wish I could convert that snow cone into mountain of chicken salad.
The guy in the last picture looks ghey.
The last thing she needs is that snowcone, those things are loaded with sugar. She really needs to drop another ten pounds...they are the hardest to lose.
IN L.A. it is 12 $ for a sno cone,at least this i know.
why is she exercising for gods sake!!?? she needs to be fattening up by sitting in front of the tv and eating full fat icecream not sum snow cone thingy!! she needs haagendaaz
Holy God!! She looks close to invisable!!
read the vanity fair article about her. in it, nicole claims that she and her doctors are trying to figure out what her problem is.
then she made her doctors talk to the interviewer! i guess they were VERY uncomfortable, and wouldn't say anything of substance, but they say "if" they discover it's anorexia, she will have help.
she's also a heroin addict.
ice and syrup? does that really constitute a nutritious meal...there's at most 100 calories and 0 grams of fat in that "snack"...way to go Nicole, you're looking fatter already...she'll probably puke it up afterwards...
With all that money from The Simple Life you'd think she'd have some extra spending cash. Is anyone watching Nicole and Paris's show tonight on E?
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