ya right and I'm the pope
i hope so god fucking damn and I'm still leaking
Ew. How can she even look at Federfuckface von Drool?
She'll take him back. She has no spine or self-respect left.
I'm in the top 10!
Why would you lay down and get TWO babies with a man that you knew after you had the first one, wasn't shit?!
I think time #2 was a drunken mistake. We've all had them!
AW, if those two sweet kids can't make it in this crazy world, what's there for the rest of us, huh?
that's not a trustworthy source!!
Will someone please hit on Britney so she'll gain some self-confidence!
What a hideous mess she's made of her life. Here's hoping it's not to late for her to get her shit together.
Maybe she'll end up with Justin after all.
good for her&spf. but The sun suck!
uh-huh, right. All he'll have to do to get back in there would be to just stand outside her window grabbing his crotch, yelling, "You need this, baby!" and she'll go unlock the door. Something trashy like that.
I kinda feel sorry for her. I know what's it's like to be in love with someone who isn't good for you. I hope she gets her shit together and doesn't have to support him.
Well it's about fuckin' time! It took her long enough. (if it's even true)
I definitely think that they are separated but it is too early for her to wise up...she has to go through having a couple more kids, going broke, and catching him with prostitutes and drug dealers before this movie is a wrap.
MJF, I asked Scout about your froggie! 
Mousie | 05.26.06 - 3:50 pm |
Well....don't keep me waiting!!!!
I'll believe it when I see it. Brit and K Fed are perfectly matched. She deserves to be stuck with him forever.
Will he dance? Will he dance?
what difference would it make? she's lost any respect she might have had a long time ago, imo. 
Has anyone read her "poems" on her website? Hillarious. She has no talent
she is soo dickmatized.....she will never leave him....eventually he will find a newer, skinnier, richer version of her and he will end up DUMPING her!!!!!!
It's going to end up being a Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston saga before it's over. (Minus the talent BB and WH used to have - cause Brit and K-Fed have no talent)
He's just shopping at the Galleria.
This is a standard white trash relationship, she'll take him back at least 15 more times. Also maybe she wouldn't drop the kid if she held him with two hands.
I can't believe this twit is 24 yrs. old. My oldest is the same age and I would lock her in a box in the attic if her life was anywhere near as f'd up as this at her age.
MJF - firstly, do you know if he's supposed to dance? If not, we need to find a version of him that does. Secondly, if not, she can make you a dancing froggie but it won't be him.
Well what does she expect?! It's not like he's interested anymore now that's she's preggers with the second baby. A dangerous cycle Shitster!
I think he is supposed to dance. He was when I first saved him a while back. I'll have to check the format that he's originally saved in. BRB.
She's gonna beg for him to let her suck his dick soon, I just know it.
KFed still has not said ANYTHING about her pregnancy...........
It's a major holiday weekend, I have a strange feeling that someone is going to drop some big news, and I'm not talking about Jesus Jolie Pitt...........
GO YANKEES 
that fat baby is SOOOO cute!
i want to mush him!!!!
squeeze him until his ribs crack.
kidding!
but, he is really darling!
The best part is she's paying child support for his fist two mistakes.
She is SO that mother that I hate. The one who flings the baby around, carries it with one hand, and picks it up by grabbing on to it's poor little arms. *grits teeth*
Okay...it was originally saved as a 14.5 KB bitmap file. Does that help? I'm not ditchin' the frog for a poser just 'cuz it can dance, though. I only want my MJF!
She's gonna beg for him to let her suck his dick soon, I just know it.
Dayanara
Who, K-Fag or SPF?
Stoney, my neighbour picked her son up that way yesterday and I almost fainted. Poor little guy just wailed.
(sorry, that was BAD)
Has ANYONE gotten a picture of him smiling yet? Anyone?
Those mothers are fucking retards. Just imagining how much that probably hurts makes my blood boil. Guess she'll be sorry when she pulls his arms out of their sockets.
OMg jennifer!!
Burn in hell!!!
*throws holy water at Jennifer's crotch.
Oh, I hope this is true. But, sadly, I think there is nothing she can do to rehab her reputation. Her best bet is to focus on her children and maybe in twenty years the public will forgive her.
This is what, the 300th time she's kicked him out?? I pray she made him sign a pre-nup.
www.wrestlingbeltworld.com
I like how she's made a lovely frock from a bed skirt for herself. And how she's got SPF all street-thugged out with his cap. All that money and she can't spare a few bucks for a stylist....or an honest friend.
“Things have suddenly turned very sour
UMMMMMMM--when WEREN'T they sour? 
Burn in hell!!!
*throws holy water at Jennifer's crotch.
Dayanara
I'm already on the Bus To Hell.
*I said I was sorry.*
SHORT bus, jennifer, SHORT bus. *slaps her upside the head*
Maybe she is with the Manny now
*ouch*
She's on the bus to hell too!!!
I actually think this is it. I guess I'm in the minority, though. We'll see. Maybe it's just hopeful thinking.
heartsflowers, love your avatar (sp?)
I dont think Kevin being "hold up in a flat with pals" means he's kicked out. I think it means he's smoking up for three days straight and "forgetting" to come home.
Same pattern as with the star chick (yawn).
Yeah, he's holed up in a flat for three days because he scored big time! No reason to come home!
Everyone have a fanfuckingtastic weekend, especially my fellow Americans who get a 3-day hall pass! We are going to the Cape, so Mousie is out of da housie, unless I need to beat down my BDBF after we get there! Then I be back! HAHAHAHA!
Maybe she is with the Manny now
sloan | 05.26.06 - 4:12 pm |
Over my dead body! (well, and Prico's too, I guess since he's allowed the leftovers)
Bye Mousie! *blows kisses*
Bye Mousie!!! Have a good one! *air kisses like Madge*
Love ya, Mousie. I said I was sorry!
i feel bad for her in the same way i felt bad for monica lewinsky.
however i do think monica pulled her life together and was much more intelligent than britney.
everyone exploited poor britney and the first thing she got to do on her own, she totally fucked up.
Maybe she is with the Manny now
sloan | 05.26.06 - 4:12 pm |
Manny won't touch her filthy stink cave or rank dirtstar.
Maybe he wants a sugar mama....look how she treated that yucky kevin
Have a good weekend Mousie!
Maybe she wanted another kid as cute as that one and now there's no reason to keep the sperm donor around. After all, she's probably broken the first kid.
I wouldn't want the manny to touch her either but at least he is a step up....I mean staircase up from Kfed
She will take him back as soon as she needs some weed or manlove. Ew.
Bye Mousie! 
He's set for life, with or without her. It doesn't matter to him whether they are married or not!
her kid is absolutely adorable. : )
Tim, your comments always make my day...keep it up!!!
Little Sean is so damn cute!!!!! I hope Britney follows through, the kids will be much better off.
She won't get rid of him. It will be HIS idea after he finds out that he can get millions of dollars from her first. They deserve each other. They are both trash with no talent. The onoly difference between them is that she needs to have the kid taken away from her.
Has Foo Foo already left for her trip? I need that bitch to fuck up this whore in my office.
She left this morning, Stoney. Stopped by to say goodbye first.
at least he is a step up....I mean staircase up from Kfed
sloan | 05.26.06 - 4:23 pm |
Buwahahahahahaha!
Bitch should take a tip from Whitney and grind down some dildos.
damn.
Jennifer:
Ya know guys, she's young and wanted so very badly to be in love and have that type of relationship that she just about MADE it happen for herself, but even she can't control fate & love and reality. Something we ALL learn the hard way with alot of heartbreak included, but for Brit it's all right out there for everyone to see. Something tells me she realizes she has hit her rock bottom and I believe she has the spunk and attitude to turn it around for herself. Sometimes it takes knocking your head against a brick wall to finally "get it" - she's no different really. She needs support instead of more ridicule.
gives new meaning to the term beggin for bacon.
brit's pig fat wont stand a chance.
i'M TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING HER FAT. Damn she's pregger's and plus u can't have a bod like she has previously after kids unless u starve yourself like 99% of hollywood
I wonder what Shar Jackson thinks about all of this?
Why do I keep picturing these two asswipes as the new Stella and Stanley from Streetcar named Desire?
Brit will throw him out then take him back once he gets all contrite like. Sure, they are headed for the scrap heap at some point but that will be after 8ooo more frapps and another dozen or so kids.
Did anyone go to her website and check out the new "poem" that she wrote.
Shakespeare weeps, believe me.
Here is is:
Adding to the strangeness, Spin.com reports that the poem was posted a few days earlier, taken down and reposted.
Brit closes with "You trick me one, twice, now it's three. Look who's smiling now Damn, it's good to be me!" Is she talking to K-Fed, the press, her fans? Complete poem Remembrance of Who I Am below...
Enough of the pain
Now I'm craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night
No more chains
That you gave me.
Enough of pain
Now I’m craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?
Silly patterns that we follow
You pull me in
I'm being swallowed.
By the ones you think you love
They pull you down
You can't see up above.
Manipulation is the key
They screw it in
Because you're naive.
You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible
The sins of the Father.
What you do
You pass down
No wonder why
I lost my crown.
You don't see me now
You ask yourself why
My crown is back
And it's way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I've only just begun.
The guilt you fed me
Made me weak.
The voodoo you did
I couldn't speak.
You're awakening
The phone is ringing.
Resurrection of my soul
The fear I'm bringing.
What will you say
And what will you do?
She's not the same person that you're used to.
You trick me one, twice, now it's three.
Look who's smiling now
Damn, it's good to be me!
*This is for everyone who thinks they know me...
Her career is still over. Who cares? She's got two kids. She's old, fat, lazy, ugly, and untalented. She's over.
This is probably another false alarm. They'll be seen out clubbing in a couple days to prove us all wrong. She got pregnant to show that things are all great between them.
Let's just hope this isn't a false alarm!!!!
"Something sweet, so delight"
Um, hon, delight is not an adjective, it's a noun...
You Know Who, thanks for posting that poem. Hmmmm, who knows who she is talking about. Sounds like Kevin, but she's strange so it could be about Justin...just kidding.
"heartsflowers, love your avatar (sp?)" Anonymous
Thanks, I have been in the mood for some Clive and I thought this picture of him was perfection!
Maybe I'll watch "Closer" again this weekend...
Woohoo! My first scoop. ;D
prico, I love it when we do a double Clive!
Or maybe we should just double up ON Clive?
why doesn't her father or brother kill K-Fed?
A pal said: “Things have suddenly turned very sour. It looks bad.”
When did things ever look GOOD for them?!?!!?
This is what she is trying to avoid for cutie-tot, and baby girl..
http://www.startribune.com/467/s...ory/
457348.html
Oh please! This lipsynching, soap dodging, child neglecting, dim witted, sartorially challenged, publicity craving, total and utter waste of space needs to wake up to herself.
Her teenage fanbase has grown up and moved on and her career options are limited. Kevin isn't going to go quietly and things will get beyond ugly if it all goes to court.
Being a twentysomething, twice divorced mother of two with no career is not going to be fun. Unless she actively wants a future that involves working in porn or marrying a dirty old man for money, Britney needs to find a way to make her marriage work.
I think her family has given up on her. Obviously, she's not going to listen to anyone but herself, the skanky bitch. Maybe once he starts beating her fat ass she'll get the point.
same old story, seen it a million times...
young chick gets overwhelmed by life, thinks a baby/motherhood is the answer to her problems/loneliness.
hooks up with the first dude to come along, blindly convinces herself that he's wonderful and that she's in love.
get pregnant, fast, before relationship sours.
have baby(ies).
relationship sours.
divorce, ugly-style.
repeat as necessary.
every time she's "thrown" him out. not "threw". *rolls eyes*
whatever! she'll be taking his ass back in two weeks and have yet another kid with him within 1-2 years from now.
she'll take him back over and over. Maybe she'll wise up when he bankrupts her and beats her up a few times. But then she'll probably think he beats her because he cares.. If she dumps him now she still has a chance to resurrect her career but she's probably too far gone to see it.
do we care anymore? at least I don't..News to me would go like this
"Britney Spears took a shower today
" and so on
Maybe she will do it this time--that male nanny is pretty darn cute
and that's punishment for who?
Brit..I don't believe your ass. Your little bitch will say he will change and that shit won't happen. He is going to spend all of your money and your ass will be in the poor house.
Nothing new about this news at all. I'm sure she did toss him out, but he'll be back. I'm just waiting for a divorce announcements so the five fans she has left can celebrate together, and then she can totally destroy her fanbase by taking him back again. People talk a lot of crap about K-Fed, and he is a sleaze, but Britney puts up with it. She's as much, if not more, to blame as he is for this mess they call their life together.
Britt,is more hot preg, then most of the ugly stupid sluts around,Dont get to envy you stupid loser girls,who dont know where your kid ever cummed from.
Time to pout.
Someone stole my name!!! =====8`o
He's a cute little Tater Tot! She's, well, let's just say a picture speaks a thousand words.
"...I'd be as fat as her ass!"
LOL!
Please Britney, throw him out once and for all!
I think maybe this time it's true. Whenever she's 'kicked' him out before he's landed up in a 5 star hotel - this time he's at a mate's apartment. And I think half the reason it's final this time is because he's lost interest. She probably would take him back, but I think he's decided he preferred the hot Britney he married and it's time to move on. So much for 'til death do us part ...
Damn, that was me! That's what I get for clearing cookies!
Isnt this like dejavu all over again...first he dumped Shar expecting baby #2, now Britney is going the same way!
Honey,with the right vibrator,you really dont need his sorry ass.
they said that she saw a lawyer with her mum... you need a lawyer for a million things if your britney but it sould be for a divorce. her poem was pertty confident, if she took him back she's look stupid...so britney, move on, shape up and get JT back off cameron :P
Who says she doesn't?
again, good riddance to bad rubbish...
i hope this is true. this would be some funny stuff, the look on kevins face when divorce papers come. He'd be so screwed, no more money.
Kevin was a loser from the start. Britney would be pathetic to take kevin back... again.
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