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Can't you have a Brangelina story where you don't slam Jennifer Aniston? She has moved on.. why don't you you lazy fag
Can't you have a Brangelina story where you don't slam Jennifer Aniston? She has moved on.. why don't you you lazy fag
Anonymous | 05.27.06 - 2:36 pm | #
Wow Jennifer. What big teeth you have.
without j aniston there would be no Brangelina
Um...sure people. Jennifer Aniston is irrelevant. Go look at the box office receipts of every movie where she's the lead.
Anonymous | 05.27.06 - 2:36 pm | #
I agree
...Reading Brangelina posts are like revisting high school. I guess the majority of their fans cannot grasp the fact that they can both like Brangelina AND Jen
..oh well, I for one will be seeing the Break Up as it looks very funny I won't however, be seeing ANY of Brad's or Angie's movies EVER AGAIN! But that's how I show my distaste for them and their actions.
I hope Angie and baby are well
" won't however, be seeing ANY of Brad's or Angie's movies EVER AGAIN! "
That is sad, Babel and Jesse James are meant to be fantastic as does the Good Shepherd. Shame for you I guess.
I thought the Anniston comment made the entire post. What has she EVER done? Sure she played a spoiled whiney brat on a TV show. Wow, that's acting. Hmmmp. If we're being honest, everything about celeb gossip sites is so highschool....and that is why I love it!!
I'm so tired of the rumors. 
I just hope she has a safe delivery and a HEALTHY baby!
GO YANKEES 
GO ANGIE!
give us our saviour...
if she's having it today...i'm so glad it isn't born on 6/6/06.
chins, inc. would have loved it. smug bitch.
go angie!
TEAM JOLIE!!!! i hope the baby and her are safe and happy
It's almost 9:00pm in Namibia. Sorry, MK, I'll believe it when I see it on:
AOL.
CNN.
RUETERS.
MSNBC.
ESPN.
GO YANKEES
Life & Style mag said that it was due the June 3 and they have a dilvery room set up in the Burning shore lodge.
Attention Angelina!
You really need to have Jesus already because the suspense is killing me.
OakRaiderfan | 05.27.06 - 2:59 pm
I wouldn't be surprised if news of the birth made ESPN.
I'm fortunate enough to be shallow...because regardless of who screwed who over, I'd fuck all three of them.
baby will look like a tribesman
angie is a slut bag
so is hen the jen
Hey Ruby!
The rumors are making me BUGGY! ITA! Let's have the baby NOW!
GO YANKEES
angie is a dirty whore
I'm fortunate enough to be shallow...because regardless of who screwed who over, I'd fuck all three of them.
Kats | 05.27.06 - 3:05 pm
That's why I like you Kats. You know where you stand on an issue.
Angie is a big slut and needs more dick to satisfy her.
she will be back in Hollywood within a week of this birth for more Hollywood dick.
truth hurts | 05.27.06 - 2:45 pm | #
i dont understand you people but i respect your choice.
i am starting to doubt vince. why did he cast jen for the break-up?
Why break-up?
it was also enough to stimulate people curiosity.it is good PR.
he is smart and i dont like him.
TEAM JOLIE.
oh, i love you mk, especially because i didn't even see the potential there... brill.
I'm fortunate enough to be shallow...because regardless of who screwed who over, I'd fuck all three of them.
Kats | 05.27.06 - 3:05 pm | #
ah Kats I love you
Well I was REALLY hoping Baby Jolie-Pitt would have been born yesterday on my b-day, but then Gwen Stefani had to go & have HER kid on my b-day
Geesh. Just can't catch a break over here
OH, I do like the name Kingston, though - I'd never choose it, but it's not as bad as it COULD have been!
She is the biggest slut in Africa
jenner | 05.27.06 - 3:13 pm |
Happy belated birthday! Are you hung over from the partying?
HURRY UP, BRANGIE!
Kats | 05. 27. 06 3:05pm |
Happy Late Bday, Jenner!
GO YANKEES
Yes, the suspense is too much, especially with all these rumours every day. Its too much.
Happy belated birthday! Are you hung over from the partying?
Ruby | 05.27.06 - 3:15 pm | #
thank you!
A little hung over, but nothing too bad!!!! We turned a pub patio into a dance club, that was kinda cool (and of course beer was the main reason for that happening)
R U as anxious for news - REAL news - about the brangelina baby as me??? I'm so lame - everyday I get all anxious - "is today the day?"
I wonder if the "minor complication" is the baby's little demon horns getting in the way of it sliding out easily.
OakRaiderfan
thank you! Same question to you - anxious re: "the baby"? I know you like Angelina as much as me & Ruby do
Lauren - exactly, it's KILLING me STOP TOYING WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!!
putsch | 05.27.06 - 3:20 pm | #
OUCH that would hurt *holds hands to womb*
Jennifer Anniston has a horseface.
Angie has big fat lips and an ugly nose
Brad is a smoking machine ass
Happy belated birthday Jenn and if it wasn't for the constant rummours I could handle the wait. Bah humbug.
This is a very stressful time for me waiting for the birth of this b'a'b'y'........
If I'm this excited about a baby I will never meet I can't imagine how I'm going to be about my own. I hope she gives birth on a weekend so I don't have to pretend to work at work. I can just spend the whole day praising our savior.
Jennifer Anniston is an old hag trying to look young but she smokes like a jackass and looks very old now.
I really hope she holds it in until June 5th when the box office estimates for The Break-Up come out and it will be the worst day of Jennifer Aniston's life!
the baby will be ugly
i can tell
Angie is known as a big whore
Brad is known as a dumbo
Jen is known as an ugly witch
Lauren | 05.27.06 - 3:22 pm | #
thanks Lauren!
This is a very stressful time for me waiting for the birth of this b'a'b'y'........
Jennifer | 05.27.06 - 3:24 pm | #
Jennifer - you, me, Lauren, Ruby & Oakraiderfan should all start some support group for people suffering from "waiting for the Brangelina Baby" stress
Shit! I'm so stressed my weave is falling out. Sign me up for Brangelina Anonymous.
Sign me up! When the baby eventually arrives I will literally weep tears of joy about somebody I have never met or will in most likelihood never meet.
Brangelina Anonymous
Does anyone still think Tom Cruise is waiting to eclipse that birth by unveiling pics of Suri? I do
What a jackass - "Dueling Babies"
It is ONE MORE REASON I'm convinced Suri is not his
If she was his, he'd be acting like a normal proud papa, taking the baby places, pics of him & baby, etc
As it is, she unfortunately is yet another publicity ploy
I no longer feel sad for Katie, just for Suri (of course, that is if there really IS a Suri........ 
I think she needs to be left alone and have the baby and get it over with. It's annoying me how long it's taken. Wonder if it is gonna be another suri incident.
R U as anxious for news - REAL news - about the brangelina baby as me??? I'm so lame - everyday I get all anxious - "is today the day?"
jenner | 05.27.06 - 3:19 pm | #
I feel you! I logged on today specifically to see if the baby would be born on MY birthday. Angie's got 2 1/2 hours to do the right thing.
Hey OakRaider-- Did you see the Yankee game last night? I was there, right through to the end, rain be damned! Can't believe they let KC break that thirteen game losing streak, though. As always, I blame A-Rod.
Gotta go take a nap now to prepare for tonight's drinkfest. I was born at 10:42pm, so every year we try to be drunk by then and then stay out dancing & partying until 10:42 the next day. Thank the lord I was born so close to a holiday. It takes days to recover.
Go Yankees!!! C'mon Angie-- give us our messiah before midnight!!!
oh, "angie must sit on my face" will no doubt want to join Brangelina Anonymous - I don't think I need to explain, the name probably says it all
THERE YOU ARE! I didn't even know you were posting
angie must sit on my face - THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S YOUR B-DAY TODAY! YAY! HAPPY B-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*high fives*
Gotta go take a nap now to prepare for tonight's drinkfest. I was born at 10:42pm, so every year we try to be drunk by then and then stay out dancing & partying until 10:42 the next day.
Angie Must Sit on My Face | 05.27.06 - 3:35 pm | #
hehehe I never really feel like it's my ACTUAL b-day until 1:26pm, for the same reason!
HAVE A BLAST TONIGHT! REST UP!
Happy B-day to Angie must sit on my face. Dlist is overrun with Geminis.
PLEASE { MK } KEEP THE TRANISTON BASHING GOING I FREAKIN HATE THAT MAN !
Angie Must Sit on My Face | 05.27.06 - 3:35 pm | #
Happy B-day to you!!!! have fun tonight!!!!!
Ruby - am I mistaken or isn't your b-day early June?
THE WORLD is overrun with geminis - just as it should be *activates 'evil world domination' plan*
No, I was born in February under the sign of Aquarius but my first love was/is a Gemini. Both Aquarians and Geminis are free spirits and I dig that.
jenner | 05.27.06 - 3:41 pm | #
I like Gemini!!!! they're fun to be with!!!!!
(hope you had a good time yesterday night!!!)
Angelina is a big slut that will have a C-section so she can start screwing the Africans the next day.
Jennifer Anniston is an ugly big long haired big chinned witch.
She is very mean to do this to Angelina.
Quick question-- Has anyone ever seen a picture of either crazy (Tom or Katie) WITH the baby? Why don't they take her for a walk or something?
Okay; nighty night!
jenner | 05. .27 .06 -3:20pm |
VERY anxious! I loved them both for a very long time, BEFORE they hooked up!
GO YANKEES
TRANISTON ONLY GOT ON FRIENDS CUASE THE FUG DOG FUCKED HER WAY TO THE SORRY ASS SHOW .
Ok so MSNBC.com is covering the story but have no new news.
vanina/RealArgiTrashStupidCunt | 05.27.06 - 3:43 pm | #
we had a really good time - at one point most of the wait staff came & stared at us for a few minutes - clear indication of a good time being had!
Ruby - I don't know why I thought that was U in early June - my bro is an aquarius - aquariuses (sp?) are pretty cool too!
I haven't seen a single pic of Suri with ANYONE
I understand and respect the parents' right to privacy, but you'd think there'd be at least ONE pic of them with the baby!!!???!?!?!??!
No, I was born in February under the sign of Aquarius but my first love was/is a Gemini. Both Aquarians and Geminis are free spirits and I dig that.
Ruby | 05.27.06 - 3:43 pm | #
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me too
Goddammit I'm all hopped up on this Brangie baby thing; I can't log off.
Jenner***Ruby***Vanina
Thanks, Dolls!
OakRaiderfan | 05.27.06 - 3:45 pm | #
me too - esp. Angelina
Even all the creepy "blood in a vial" stories - I thought "this chick is fucked up, and different from most celebs, I LIKE HER"
Now, I'm not one to carry anyone's blood in a vial but I like that she's not a typical celeb. AND she's HOT HOT HOT
Ruby | 05. 27. 06 - 3:30pm |
angie | 05. 27. 06 - 3:35pm |
You lucky bitch! I LOVE YANKEE STADIUM! I know! I can't believe that they lost to KC. But my man DEREK got his 2000th hit!!! 
GO YANKEES
well I must be off - have a GREAT night angie must sit on my face!!!!!!!!!
See ya, Ruby, Vanina, Oakraider fan, Lauren et al - hopefully by the time I come back on "The Savior" will have been born
Bye jenner.
Bye Jenner! Don't forget to sign me up to for BA!
GO YANKEES
Ok, by the end of this weekend I need to see...
1. Angie has actually given birth.
2. Pictures of Suri
3. Britney divorce papers.
oh...and maybe a Kingston picture...?
GO YANKEES
OakRaiderfan | 05.27.06 - 3:53 pm | #
HOLLA!!!!
Yeah Jeets tipped his hat twice when he got the standing o. I think he looks like an ugly old man but he's a shortstopping motherfucker. Cat can play some ball.
BTW--- The Hindustan Times just published that Angie had a baby girl!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In more pressing news: The Hindustan
Jenner, i love when people stares at you while getting fun!!!! i'm usually very calm and shy, but when that happens i just totally flip into a "fun person" (that must be the rebel part in me...)
Ruby, acuarious are fantastic for planning fun stuff and going out, i like them even that they usully find me boring!!!!
Regarding Suri...
i guess she's "not ready"...(?)
The talk about blood in a vial makes me ask: are they doing anything weird with the placenta?
Oh!!!! i found that InTouch were saying that Angelina would be having a C-sec today... and was having a girl...
Ok, by the end of this weekend I need to see...
1. Angie has actually given birth.
2. Pictures of Suri
3. Britney divorce papers.
oh...and maybe a Kingston picture...?
Suri Xenu-Cruise | 05.27.06 - 3:58 pm | #
that'd be so cool news!!!!
Jennifer Anniston will not be in town due to the birth of Brad's child.
I hope she has/had a natural delivery (to preserve the tats alone, although the pregnancy probably has those tattoos looking like a billboard by now).
Angelina has HERPES and/or HPV thats why she's not having the baby naturally. Ewwww, that would mean BRAD has it too.
vanina/RealArgiTrashStupidCunt | 05.27.06 - 3:59 pm
I do love a good party. In high school I was voted "Life of the Party." That was a long time ago.
And I hope she keeps a little bit of the weight on. Her face looks great with a little weight (from pregnancy).
Angelina is a big slut
Jennifer the horseface Anniston will be in hiding today.
Brad sucks
I hope she gains 300 pounds and has to pulled out by a crane
Ruby | 05.27.06 - 4:08 pm | #
I know what you mean!!! one of my best friend was acuarius and even that we made an odd pair we used to have a lot of fun!!!!
wonder what ever happened to her???
Minor complication?
It's got her forehead and his jaw and it won't fit through the birth canal.
I hope she delivers today!!!!
WTF is HPV.
It could be that she isn't big enough in the pelvis for the baby to pass through........
Who cares, you'd think Angie was the first woman ever to give birth! and slamming Jen's pic, what mean spirted people! Jen has more class in her pinky then angie and brad put together. And she wouldn't be giving birth in frigging Africa either. Good thing Jen found Vince, he's normal and seems like a lot of fun, unlike the whipped, with a capital W, Pitt.
Suri | .05 .27 .06 -3:58pm |
I couldn't agree with you
more!
GO YANKEES
HPV is Human Papillomavirus.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/HPV/STDFa...STDFact-
HPV.htm
a site i read, the post chronicle...was saying it would be june 4th, to coincide with angelina's b-day.....
i want her to wait til june 6th dammit!
I agree Mk you fucker this is so not funny anymore why the fuck cant you and some people just move the fuck on!I mean will you mention Jennifer in every post about Brangelina for the next 10 or 100 years????
I am so bored with this shit!
And i love them all!I really do its just getting old!
and supposedly the baby is a girl!
Oh really?I wanted to be a boy.So when i will be 100 years old i will have Brads offspring to droll over!
please don't let her have it on memorial day. my little sister was born that day and she's evil as hell. i sure hope it's 06/06/06, i got good vibes about that day.
She must have heard about the bitches wanting the boby to get stuck in her twat, sio she's having the C-section. Go BAMZ+1 coming hewre soon!
angie is the biggest whore in the world
salut
The fucking adulterous whore can't have it vaginally because her kootch lips are all infected with genital herpes, so they have to do a C-section.
So the bastard spawn will be delivered on a different date than it was supposed to be delivered......the date it was due was 06/06/06, but Angie didn't want the true identity of the Anti-christ revealed........
her crotch his too big for the baby
she is another hollywood whore bag
Brad Pitt is a ball-less, man-slave, pussywhipped, fucking pussy!
I heard that the docs know the baby will be 8 - 9 pounds. who the hell would want to push an 8-9 pound baby out the natural way?
I'd Go for the c-section too.
There is nothing worse than a herpe-riddled kootch when it is within a week of your due-date.
"I aint never birthed no babies in a herpe cootch before, Ms. Scarlett!"
Jennifer Anniston is a bitch and so is Angeline.
she has to have a c-section because her crotch is used up
Bullshit! My sister is of medium build and she pushed a 10 lb baby out of her kootch, and it was her first one.
I never thought Angie would wimp out like this, she always portrays herself as such a hard-ass tough chick! She is afraid of the pain and we all know it, she is wimping out just like Britney.
Lara Croft my ass! She is a WIMP!!!!
MICHAEL K, YOU HAVE AN INATE TALENT FOR CRUEL JOKES!!!!!!!!!
I LIKE ANGELINA AND HER GOOD WORKS BUT SHE'S STILL SKANKY AND CUNT LIKE. ALL HERE EX HUSBANDS WERE STOLEN FROM WOMEN WHOM THEY HAD
SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS WITH
ANGELINA HAS THE PRETTY FACE, JENNIFER HAS THE HOTTEST BODY
JENNIFER SEEMS UPTIGHT, CLOSE MINDED
ANGELINA IS MORE OPEN TO OTHER CULTURES AND ETHNICITY
HOWEVER, 10 YEARS FROM NOW, JENIFER WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH.
Nurse Ratchet | 05.27.06 - 6:25 pm | #
If you squat down (and practice squatting during your pregnancy) you can get your pelvis to open up 30% more.
Hey Preggo,
Can I squat down and sit on your face?
Just curious......
I am so sick of hearing people slam Jennifer - damn YOU ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WON'T LET IT GO! Talk about Brad & Angelina WITHOUT spewing off at Jen for a change. The shit gets old already. And I'm sure she could give a rats ass about some computer nerds talking crap when she's got millions in the bank and ready to enjoy the rest of her life. Please let it go.
I hope the pregnancy goes well, regardless of the mother and her talent for going out of her way to steal other women's men...
However...those men had minds of their own, so they should be held accountable for being asswipes and dropping the ladies they were with.
Oh, yeah - the Anniston joke was evil, but I laughed my ass off. I hope she's doing okay - Vaughn seems to be quite a catch, so I bet she'll be all right.
"The actress' doctors convinced her to give birth by Caesarean section yesterday due to a minor complication"
the clap?
when is this little BITCH going to be born?
.....
Jennifer is the biggest cigarette smoking bitch on two feet.
Watch out if she doesn't have her smokes.
She'll bite your head off
Angelina has a used crotch that is infected with bugs
EEWWW
I'm sure this baby will be slut like her mother.
I can only see this ugly thing now.
this baby girl will be as ugly as HELL
I'm sorry but it will be one ugly dude looking girl
i hope they release pictures as soon as the baby's born. then everyone will be like 'suri who?'.
baby will be ugly and I'll laugh my head off
Someone may have said this before, but I think it would be great if the baby was born black.
of course it will be a girl. brad's weak sperm isnt manly and strong enough to produce a male child. brad looks like a girl himself anyway.
the baby look like Zahara.
yuck
One word to describe all of you. VAPID!
Stuff it up your VAPID BLOW HOLE Maria Conchita...........
Better yet, bend over, and I will do you like you were born to be done, bitch!
OH!
I just hope they name that Mangelina bastard spawn something better than Bluebell...
I am so going to kill my whore mother for naming me that...as soon as I am old enough.
I know what you mean Bluebell Madonna.....man, and I thought I had a gay name.........Bluebell yours beats me by a mile!
I wish she could hold off until Maniston's bomb premires Anyhow, I can not wait for this super-baby to be born!! I just love their family : )
zahara is gross looking
just bring us the new king already!
MSNBC reports that Brad Pitt's publicist says the baby was born, but they haven't said whether it's a boy or girl.
I think I may be the father!
Yahoo says she had a girl today.
Oh, the baby's name is Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
I think it's name will be Arm Tres Jolie Pitt.
it's a girl and her name is shiloh nouvel jolie pitt... how boring... why couldn't it be a boy named hotty hot hotness jolie pitt?
what the fuck is a Shiloh???
Isn't Shiloh a place where there was a bad civil war battle?
who knows...to the western world it'll just sound like 'shitload'
I Googled Shiloh and yep it was a bloody awful Civil War battle. Quote: "The final number of dead or missing was 13,000 on the Union side and 10,500 on the Confederate side".
How domestic of her, no Africano name for the poor infant?
Very un-jolie of her to not name it kola-nut or yam-yam or something maddoxy zaharia ebola malaria jolie-pitt...
Pats..
Shiloh means "His Gift" in Hebrew and Nouvel means "new" in French
I'm digging the meaning of the names
oh i forgot that is's pronouced Shy-Lo
She ain't hebrew, neither is Crazy Cruise so what's with the new trend of 'it's hebrew'.
Wasn't Shiloh a dog in a children's book?
clebs have no clue when it comes to baby names, e.g. Suri, Bluebell Madonna, Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily, Moses, Apple, SPF, Grier, all of Demi's kids, Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Lourdes...
I can't recall any more, I suddenly have a raging headache.
Boy, that's some future generation of rehab candidates we can look forward to....
oh It also means "Peaceful"
aboout the Hebrew thing.
I'm not hebrew and My name orgin comes from a Hebrew word. In Fact all of my family have done that. They have every right to name their child whatever they want. At least it's better than Apple and BlueBelle
My new gravatar is up! woohoo!
Hasn't she been reportedly "giving birth" for like a week now?
Most common names are derived from ancient hebrew, that's not the point.
What is, is why the recent trend of announcing that it's hebrew ala Cruise especially when he's of another faith (if you can call loonytology that).
Is her name Missile Shiloh?
Hebrew must be the new 'buddhist' thing in la-la land.
I wonder, what will it be next year?
She is here!!!!
The Baby has been born!!!
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt
Yeah, I agree Wyclef. I wonder if there are any tradional scientology names out there?
Anonymous 10:15, we are already know that information!! We've posted it already!
Then will call her "Lo" for short.
nanu nanu, xenu, pluto
I guess crazycruise didn't like those.
What name is Hebrew for:
Bastard spawn or adulterous parents?
Angie could have come up with a nice french name instead.
Nouvel sound like a brand of dishwashers or tampons...
All I can say is let's hope that the girl takes after her mom in looks!!
Brad kinda looks like a monkey.
Angelina and Brad had a baby girl named Shiloh.
or here's a thought they could have just called her Angelina
since she wanted the child to be born on or near her own birthday so that she could have a nother version of her self, so why not name her the same as well?? Duh
The rest of the chosen wonky names would suffice as middle names.
Yes we are aware it's Shiloh, we've known for a while, care to scroll up before comment?
Nouvel IS French
Shiloh is a BEAUTIFUL name - I knew a Shiloh in hihg school
If the baby had been born a boy, and they named him David, would people be freaking out "WHY DID THEY CHOOSE A HEBREW NAME?!?!?!"
geesh.
My name is Welsh, but I'm not Welsh - I suppose I should have it legally changed then.....
I'm just thrilled they had the girl Brad always wanted, and that the Saviour is here
At least they didn't name the kid Brangie. I hate when couples name their kids like that.
Maddox must be freaking out by now, no longer Angie's pride and joy.
Bite me Mad!
Bambi, I knew a couple like that. They named all their kids some variation of their name. They named one kid Jaylie (their names were Jayson and Julie).
oh, and "angie must sit on my face" - DAMN YOU for having the babs born on your b-day instead of mine, you bastard
The baby is here!
I am here!
Babe, what is the baby's name? Nobody knows--Please fill us in!!! LOL
One of my cousin is named Shiloh so I'm excited too woohoo!!!
I'm so sick and tired of people picking on innocent children. What kind of human being are you make fun or little kids and call them spawn and devil's child. That's sick and disgusting. Hate the parents but please leave the kids alone. Especially to you people out there making fun of Maddox and Zahara. What did they do to you to say some of the things that I've read on here. I know that this is Dlisted but picking on kids is a low even for some of you guys.
She had a baby Girl TODAY
Congrats
SHILOH NOUVEL
msserious should stop being so serious
Get a grip Ms Serious,
I'm the chosen one and I say it's Ok to make fun of Maddox and Z, I will too, as soon as I can speak.
MsSerious | 05.27.06 - 10:32 pm | #
I don't think people realize Shiloh is a much more common name than they think - I agree, it's beautiful!
As for making fun of the kids, I'm sure you've noticed that on EVERY Brangelina post there are ALWAYS idiots who post racist shit about Maddox & Zahara - it's inevitable on this site, sadly
I am Mommy & Daddy's first child for reals!
I think Shiloh is the MOST PERFECT name because so many people were referring to this baby as Jesus... It just so happens that the name Shiloh is from the Bible, where it is a veiled name for the coming of the Messiah... HEHEHEHE too funny
Bklyn | 05.27.06 - 10:11 pm | #
I posted this in another spot but it is worth saying again
Thanks Lala for breaking the news!
clebs have no clue when it comes to baby names, e.g. Suri, Bluebell Madonna, Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily, Moses, Apple, SPF, Grier, all of Demi's kids, Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Lourdes...
At least a couple of them are actual normal names, whether they're your taste or not. Unfortunately, Maddox seems to have made a spark, as a lot of people are naming their kids that now.
Shiloh Nouvel isn't as bad as it could have been I guess. I think they really could have found a nicer name to use than Nouvel that had a nice meaning as well though. It does sound like a brand of toilet paper. Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. Poor kid, that's a mouthful.
That's just sick
I meant about the Messiah meaning
I meant about the Messiah meaning
Wyclef | 05.27.06 - 10:40 pm | #
I was wondering what the hell you were referring to
The post were too fast LOL
It's almost 9:00pm in Namibia. Sorry, MK, I'll believe it when I see it on:
AOL.
OakRaiderfan | 05.27.06 - 2:59 pm | #
I love how it's splashed across the top of the AOL celebrities page with a huge "breaking news" banner. Because of course, that's the most important thing I needed to know today. They're two people who had a baby. Big freaking deal.
stupid awful name
i hate it
All jokes aside, let's hope the baby is well.
Don't like the name...but im glad mom and baby are doing well
Well she's here:
http://people.aol.com/people/
art...1184497,00.html
SHIT! IN TOUCH WAS RIGHT!!!!
GO YANKEES
the whore had a slut
The post were too fast LOL
Wyclef | 05.27.06 - 10:41 pm | #
tilly | 05.27.06 - 10:44 pm | #
Well aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine?
she is a bitch and she had a bitch
it is ugly, i'm sure
The scepter shall not depart from Judah, Nor a lawgiver from between his feet, Until Shiloh comes; And to Him shall be the obedience of the people. Genesis 49:10
LMAO
MsSerious | 05.27.06 - 10:32 pm |
Oh fuck off. If it was Jennifer Aniston's baby you would be the first to make fun of it.
Hypocrite bamz freaks.
Angie is a big slut and she had this child to show the world she can do something other than screw day and night.
the big bitch.
i hope she gains 304 pounds now.
God, the Brangelina posts are just gonna get uglier and uglier now.
I don't care if people don't like Angelina, but I'm seriously confused why people refer to HER as the whore, when she wasn't married to Jen, Brad was
Just takes responsibility away from the man, AGAIN
HE left Jen, he's the whore, if you want to make one of them the whore
I don't much care for Pitt, and although I like Angie, hooking up wiht that dolt kind of lowered her from the pedestol - in my eyes at least, but I just hope all the craze calmes down soon. I can't bear the thought of endless magazine covers in the coming weeks...
And the Jolie-manufactured Ann Curry interviews, and photo spreads and so on, and on and on...
God help us all.
Angelina is a big Hollywood slut and now her slutiness will continue with this horrid child.
I can't wait to see how ugly it is.
probably looks like shit
HE left Jen, he's the whore, if you want to make one of them the whore
jenner | 05.27.06 - 10:46 pm | #
THANK YOU! I'm not even a fan of any of them, but GOD enough with the "Angie's a whore". He had a big ass part in the whole thing.
I'm sure the baby and mom are doing quite well. They are heavily guarded and treated like royalty there. It's the average woman in Namibia that is being raped and tortured on a daily basis (if you dont believe me, go look it up)...and the government does nothing to protect them. Angelina should be ashamed to have her kids there or even be there. Or even have anything to do with their hypocritical government.
God, the Brangelina posts are just gonna get uglier and uglier now.
Blue Rose | 05.27.06 - 10:46 pm | #
I have offered my meds to people more on Brangelina posts than ANY other post
You can't blame Brad because he's a dickless fool with no mind of his own. That's why they call Angie a whore. She knew he was married.
so the big slutbag had a baby.
You act like she is the only one in the world to have a baby.
She is a bitch and her child is probably going to be a bitch and whore like her.
.the bitch whore slut
I don't know if it's because i got a good buzz going or what But I LOVE that name.
I hope you choke on one ilil
Anyways.. This is great news. I'll have some great things to discuss with my friend who works for the UNHCR and who knows Angelina pretty.
I'm going to join her(my friend) in Liberia this summer to work on one of the programs out there because there's some civil unrest sturring up that way with the blood diamonds things.
That's why I'm such a fan of Angelina because she actually do a lot of work and not just the ones that people know about and I wish her and Brad and all of their family a big Congrats.
I saw Brad in Legends of the Fall today and he has an ape face. He probably acts like his character Early in Kalifornia.
Anonymous | 05.27.06 - 10:50 pm | #
That usually makes things a whole lot better no matter what, lol.
Jennifer Anniston is an old hag trying to look young but she smokes like a jackass and looks very old now.
Tulia | 05.27.06 - 3:25 pm | #
I don't know why but this comment made me LMAO!!!!!!!
How do you smoke like a jackass???
Brad is a manwhore with man boobs.
Angie is the number one Hollywood whore and would be NOTHING if she wasn't related to anyone.
remember that
the big home wrecking whore bag
Shiloh. Is that like "Shylock"?
Is the baby black?
I hope they stay there for a long while.
If they come back to Malibu, there'll be no end to this story.
Man some people are SEETHING over this...calling Angelina and her daughter vile names...WTF is wrong with you?????????
Talk about JEALOUSY!!!BWAHhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MsSerious, I commend you more than Angelina because you will be going there without the support of the government and without body guards.
I think Angelina likes it there because she is treated like royalty, while here she isnt. The difference is we treat our citizens a whole lot better, while there they only treat celebrities well.
you can choke on one too Whatever.
I have no problems with Jennifer Aniston or anyone else for that matter. I make a point not to have negative feeling about people that I dont know. but dumb ass people like you are making it very hard to do so.
Brad has an ape face and the baby does too.
I'm sure of this!!!
This bitch will have her slutty new daughter in pornos soon.
slug bag
MsSerious | 05.27.06 - 10:50 pm |
No one cares about your boring plans and why you like angelina.
Fuck off back to justjared. No one else cares.
I hope the bitch stays in Africa.
She probably has AIDS & crickets anyway.
This baby has em too.
msserious,
what does angelina really do? She's holed up with Brad Pitt in a resort. That's not work. She goes to UN meetings. She points out things and goes "oh, isn't that horrible?"
Yey. That's not work. She's not even close to a real volunteer.
Oh God you bitches are nuts but......I bet Maniston's doing the same thing you are doing right now... ... ...
This baby is probably black like Zahara. That is why she is in Africa.
I will NEVER go to Africa.
MsSerious | 05.27.06 - 10:53 pm |
You're a lying sack of shit. You're an AJ fan and all AJ fans hate Aniston with a passion.
Choke on that.
You can't blame Brad because he's a dickless fool with no mind of his own. That's why they call Angie a whore. She knew he was married.
whatever | 05.27.06 - 10:49 pm | #
you can't blame Brad..............??? Well, by that *ahem* "logic" you can't feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston, either then.
If she married a dickless fool with no mind of his own, she either coerced him into marrying her since he has no mind of his own, OR at the very least she can't feel bad at ALL for her hubby leaving her, since he was bound to, being a dickless fool with no mind of his own.
YSW!!? | 05.27.06 - 10:56 pm | #
Hell, who do you think is posting those?
yawn..
My plans are not boring. It's better than just lounging on the beach and spending my money on frivolous things. There's nothing wrong with wanting to help out others.
tunee | 05.27.06 - 10:54 pm | #
how many names have you gone through tonight already?
You all that go to Africa are wasting your time.
This new child is evil like Angie and Brad.
She will be a huge home wrecking bug type woman soon.
.
how many names have you gone through tonight already?
jenner | 05.27.06 - 10:58 pm | #
Damn, I thought it was a whole bunch of people who were all
Posting
Like
This.
No Whatever. Not all of AJ fans.
You'd be surprised at the number of AJ fans who hate Brad Pitt and love Jennifer Aniston.
Like I said. I have nothing against the woman. I dont know her so why would I? That's stupid to hate on someone that you know absolutely nothing about.
Blue Rose | 05.27.06 - 10:57 pm
MsSerious, people have the right to slam Angelina as much as you have the right to praise her here. You're doing the same thing as them---forming an opinion about someone you dont even know.
It's a girl!!
LOS ANGELES (May 27) - The baby has arrived _ and no, they didn't name her Brangelina.
Thousands of miles from Hollywood but still within easy reach of celebrity hype, Angelina Jolie gave birth to Brad Pitt 's daughter Saturday in Africa, Pitt's publicist announced.
"The night of May 27, 2006 in Namibia, Africa, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No further information is being given," publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a statement.
No photographs were being released, she added.
Today I'm making cupcakes and plain popcorn to munch on to celebrate Angie's departure to Africa for good.
Bye Bye Bitch..
MsSerious | 05.27.06 - 10:57 pm |
It's boring when you drone on telling us about it just like your idol AJ always advertising all the "good" she's doing in the world.
Have some humility.
jenner happy late birth day i wasn't feeling well yesterday. I hope u had fun.
Blue Rose | 05.27.06 - 10:59 pm | #
I know
Isn't it
weird?
MsSerious | 05.27.06 - 10:59 pm |
Nice try but you're lying. Give it up. I don't even care.
I bet the rain water would be good on them - so natural and all.
missing my soldier | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 11:01 pm | #
thank you! And yes, we had a lot of fun, much to the chagrin of the fellow pub patrons
I hope you're feeling better!
You know they arre just two little monkies. They look like they sure have fun together and will keep each other company when they are gone.
Did brangelina have here baby yet? Was it a girl? What's its name???
Did brangelina have here baby yet? Was it a girl? What's its name???
anon | 05.27.06 - 11:04 pm | #
jenner | 05.27.06 - 11:03 pm | #
OH SHIT,SHIT,SHIT!!!!! I wasn't on yesterday, so I didn't get to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Soooooo, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, lol.
The DNA results came in: it's a girl
jenner | 05.27.06 - 10:57 pm |
Even if Jennifer did coerce Brad into marrying her the fact is they were married and AJ should have stayed away knowing that.
Just because Brad has no mind of his own doesn't then suddenly make it OK for a woman to seduce him away from his wife.
The Real Mimi
actually I based my opinions on her basically from what my friend told me. Im hoping that she's been telling me the truth about her all this time.
But like I said, I have nothing againts any of them. I wasnt there to witness what went down and I'm not about to pass judgment on any of them.
Anyways.. OakRaider Fan.. are you the same RaiderFan from the EA board?
anon | 05.27.06 - 11:04 pm | #
wow are u on planet earth or is this suri?
yes jenner much better. thank you
They must itch terribly with the crikets and all but they're not old enough to do much about it yet.
Now we just need to come up with a name. Any suggestions?
whatever | 05.27.06 - 11:06 pm | #
SO by your logic, any man who cheats isn't culpable? It's always the womans fault? Please.
Now we just need to come up with a name. Any suggestions?
Grouch | 05.27.06 - 11:07 pm | #
How about Shiloh Nouvel?
You know Angie was lonely and wanted a penis so she went after Brad like a shark after blood. Brad did not have a chance to escape.
She should have stayed away and chased another man that wasn't married.
This is why she is a slut.
Agreed whatever, but Angelina did that with Laura Dern when she was with Billy Bob. She even checked herself into a hospital until Billy Bob came to her. Funny thing is, she doesn't talk to her dad for doing the same thing to her mom!
Oh well, this has been said time and time before...
she had it yay!!
welcome shiloh!
Blue Rose | 05.27.06 - 11:07 pm |
No, not ANY man (read the posts). Only the dickless fool Brad Pitt who has no mind of his own. I don't say it's ok even for him but he's less culpable and AJ is more so in this case.
Men are easily led astray anyway. All women know this.
toothy | 05.27.06 - 10:55 pm | #
No!! not the crickets!!! lol
Jennifer Anniston and Brad use to swing with couples all the time in the hills. Brad is not use to being with one woman and this is why Angie took him to Africa. To control him.
When he gets back to the states, he will be on the prowl.
Here's the thing about Africa,
Nobody really cares about Africa, every government is corrupt, and a rich white person is treated like Royalty.
You got money? You can buy anything AND anyone.
I know, I've lived there, and this is the sad truth.
Someone like Jolie or Pitt can do anything, buy pretty much any official to the highest level.
Hence the extreme security we have witnessed so far.
It is how things work there and all those acting like they want to save the continent are just playing a part, like miss Jolie. Most aid money never actually makes it to the poor people who need it most, the money gets spread between corrupt governments and militia. Whatever reaches the starving people is miniscule.
So when she goes there to give birth as the high profile star with a UN Pass and loads of cash, do not be surprised of the royal treatment.
That is how things are done over there. Sad? Yes. Outright disgusting? Hell yes!
But money talks - unfortunately for many who get nothing but the odd bag of rice that drops from the sky.
She could not buy the same security and privacy in the States. That is why she had chosen this place, and not sentimental bullshit like they would have you believe.
Ask any white foreigner who has lived & worked there. Money is the key.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Oscar-winning actress Angelina Jolie gave birth to a daughter fathered by Hollywood movie star Brad Pitt, People magazine said late on Saturday.
A representative for the couple said Jolie, 30, gave birth to their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt, in Namibia, Africa. There were no further details available, People reported.
Pitt, 42, and Jolie met in 2004 while working together on the film "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," in which they played married assassins ordered to kill each other. The movie ends with the two still alive and happily married.
Jolie already has two adopted children -- son Maddox, 4, and daughter Zahara, who is about 15 months old.
!!!
OH SHIT,SHIT,SHIT!!!!! I wasn't on yesterday, so I didn't get to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Soooooo, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, lol.
Blue Rose | 05.27.06 - 11:05 pm | #
thank you!!!!
whatever - you're OBVIOUSLY totally entitled to your opinion, but that kind of logic just makes it WAY too easy for any man to cheat & escape blame
Sure, people should never go after married people, BUT it is the responsibility of the person IN the marriage to remain faithful to their spouse and their vows
Angie could have tried to swallow Brad with her vadge a la Mr Slave & Paris Hilton on South Park, but if he was happy in the marriage & wanted to be with Jen & Jen only , the vadge couldn't have swallowed him
Like my analogy abilities?
Great post Africa. The people (especially women) in Namibia get no protection from their government, yet they want to proclaim a national holiday there for Angelina
I have been trying to discourage Brad's breeding his sleeping time, reorganizing his bed, taking him outside etc. Everything was going well until this year.
Jen
Great post Africa. The people (especially women) in Namibia get no protection from their government, yet they want to proclaim a national holiday there for queen Angelina. I havent heard anything from her about the despicable treatment of women over there.
sorry i posted twice!
When Brad gets back to California, we will have some banana nut muffin to celebrate and I got him a whole box of new foot toys about 2 weeks ago.
Yes Bambi, that wouldn't look so picture perfect on the Ann Curry interviews now would it?
What a stupid stupid name.
It sucks big time.
All these names suck.
I think they should have called it Monkey. I like that name.
I totally agree Jenner.
Sparky | 05.27.06 - 11:17 pm | #
WTF???
I wonder what kiss-ass script will they hand Curry for the next instalment of 'Where in the World is Angelina looking pretty?'
Sparky | 05.27.06 - 11:17 pm | #
WTF???
Blue Rose | 05.27.06 - 11:19 pm | #
I thought it was just me.............????????
jenner | 05.27.06 - 11:13 pm |
It's funny but you're not blaming Brad either. You're blaming Jennifer. I find your logic twisted.
The idea that if Brad was happy with Jen then he would not have cheated is naive and puts the blame on Jennifer. All couples at some point are less than happy with each other but these moments pass.
You must not be married. All marriages have their ups and downs and there is such a thing as temptation. AJ provided the temptation and Brad is a dickless fool with no mind of his own.
I was reading Brad's bio and was happy to know he is potty trained.
How did he do it?
africa, so true!!! LOL
Angelina has been going thru this funky phase..could be hormones. It could be she just has a bitchy personality. She wants to step on EVERYBODY like she did with Jen...she'll go to Africa and back with no problem and run back to Hollywood. She will bite the hand that feeds her.
I don't understand!
Brad had dick for brains and Jen the cigar cigarette smoking snake did not put up a fight to save her man.
I blame Brad, Jen and Angie equally.
But especially that smoking snake, Jen for letting Brad leave her clutches.
CONGRATULATIONS TO BRAD & ANGELINA AND WELCOME TO THE WORLD BABY SHILOH. God I love that name! Brad always said he wanted girls any by goodness Angelina delivered. Damn Angelina gave Brad everything he wanted in less that a year!!!
Blessings to the entire family
CONGRATULATIONS TO BRAD & ANGELINA AND WELCOME TO THE WORLD BABY SHILOH. God I love that name! Brad always said he wanted girls any by goodness Angelina delivered. Damn Angelina gave Brad everything he wanted in less that a year!!!
Blessings to the entire family
These comments are over the top
Damn...it's just a baby..like any other..I seriously almost fall out my chair everytime someone says that Shiloh is the new Messiah..I for one feel kind of sad for her..she is going to have a lot to live up to..for her sake I hope she excells in everything cause no one is going to cut this kid a break EVER! And GOD forbid she isn't a beautiful as everyone expects
who cares that Brad wanted girls.
He got what he got. He didn't have a say.
Big Ass
Oh...and I don't like the name Shiloh!
I said it before, but it bares repeating!
It's funny but you're not blaming Brad either. You're blaming Jennifer. I find your logic twisted.
whatever | 05.27.06 - 11:22 pm | #
.............????????? How on earth am I blaming Jennifer Aniston? By saying he wasn't happy in the marriage? That statement in no way means SHE was responsible, it means HE would have stayed in the marriage if HE wanted to
You're probably right, he probably IS a dickless fool with no mind of his own
But he's still the one responsible for breaking his marriage vows to Jen
and Brad better watch where he spreads his seeds or he will be the next Steve Garvey.
Big Rat!!!
AJ provided the temptation and Brad is a dickless fool with no mind of his own.
whatever | 05.27.06 - 11:22 pm | #
and again, she could have provided ENDLESS amounts of temptation, and HE could have said "no thanks"
Bourgie it's a good thing Angelina delivered what Brad wanted as soon as Brad wanted. Because it's all about Brad and what he wants ya know!
Brad has no brain and was not in the right state of mind when he screwed around.
Are we sure this is even his baby?
Bah humbug Bourgie!!!
Her relationship track record speaks for itself.
Baby or no baby, people like her do not change.
that's a very empathetic comment, truth hurts. There are a lot of not so generous comments on this board. What a cynical world this baby is being born into ...
Congrats! I think I like Gwens baby's name Kingston James a little better than Shiloh Nouvel, but who cares. I hope they are happy and should start on another one in about 6 months or so.
One or the other will get bored and want their egos stroked elsewhere. Just you wait.
The big bug eyed baby will be ugly as sin and people will still say it's cute.
congrats Brad and Angie =)
peace all, go smoke the Brangelina crackpipe.
One or the other will get bored and want their egos stroked elsewhere. Just you wait.
Music | 05.27.06 - 11:35 pm | #
I don't doubt that for a second.
I LOOOVE Angelina Jolie. But I think most if not all celebs have HUGE egos (sorry for the most obvious statement of the evening hehe) Angelina included, hence why most hollywood marriages/couples don't last
Brad's dick is small and that is why he will have one child.
Of course, he can't cut the mustard any more. This will be his only child.
This Brad & Angelina will not be welcome to stay in Africa for long. I'm sure they have outdone their stay.
Time for them to find another planet to live.
Big Deal! Another monster is born.
Anyone know if Aunties ever help out with baby-rearing?
Well, I am not volunteering.
jenner | 05.27.06 - 11:29 pm |
Yes Brad is the one responsible for breaking his vows but AJ was the reason he did and therefore she shares a part of the responsibility. She was the person he broke those vows with. She could have stayed away.
Buggy whippet--They are considering proclaiming a national holiday there for the birth of this baby!!! It is true!!! When I read that I almost choked!!! And it made me realize why Angelina loves being there
OMG there an online champagne toasts going on for BAMZS! go to the fansites! See y'all later. ***Running to get my glass of Dom P***
whatever | 05.27.06 - 11:42 pm | #
COMPLETELY agree Angelina shares part of the responsibility - ABSOLUTELY
My only "issue" with the earlier statements was just the absolution of any responsibility on Brad's part, that's all
jenner | 05.27.06 - 11:31 pm |
AJ could also have provided no temptation at all seeing he was a married man.
I don't think Brad should have fell into temptation of another woman.
Afterall, him and Jen smoked cigarettes like rodents after cheese.
They made a better couple.
AJ could also have provided no temptation at all seeing he was a married man.
whatever | 05.27.06 - 11:45 pm | #
like I said, I agree she shares part of the responsibility
Afterall, him and Jen smoked cigarettes like rodents after cheese.
They made a better couple.
Uncle Ted | 05.27.06 - 11:45 pm | #
nothing bonds a couple closer together than sharing a pack of smokes
peace all | 05.27.06 - 11:34 pm | #
I don't know your age, but I can remember Brook Sheids when she was a child and voted most Beautiful "Woman" in the World!and something in me felt so queasy and sick..i mean this was a CHILD!
My point being that history seems to be repeating itself and that gives me cause for concern...This child will live her life under incredible scrutney and I for one feel sorry for her...I don't particularly care for Brad or Angie, but I wish them well for the childrens sake..I have a feeling those three kids (for now) will grow up under unbelievable pressure..I hope they can measure up!
I think they found two more tummy ticks on Brad but he didn't seem stressed or upset when he got home to Hollywood the last time.
He went back to playing house in Africa and had to make dinner for himself is what I heard.
Is this progress?
Didn't Brad say in an interview when he was married to Chin that he wanted a little girl? Thank god he waited until he hooked up with a better gene pool. Bet Maniston gets shit-faced tonight somewhere.
Well Brooke Shields is ugly now.
I needed to express my opinion about her. Big huge Groucho Marx eyebrows and crows foot.
Heather | 05.27.06 - 11:49 pm | #
O...k.
jenner | 05.27.06 - 11:45 pm |
Yes and AJ shares a large part of the blame because Brad is a dickless fool with no mind of his own.
Anyway. I think we understand each other.
Let us proclaim it unto the world!
and that Scarlett Johanson has a cauliflower nose and beady eyes.
Cute, my ass!!!
Yawn..the new IT couple in 20 years, Kingston James Rossdale and Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie Pitt.
Looking to get my drink on somewhere.
Didn't Brad say in an interview when he was married to Chin that he wanted a little girl?
toots | 05.27.06 - 11:50 pm | #
I thought about that, too (baby girl thing) - not a huge Jennifer Aniston fan, but I do feel badly for her, that she has to keep living her break up over & over - Brand & Angelina hooking up, Angie gets pregnant, and then not only do they have the baby & the news will be EVERYWHERE, but they also have THE BABY GIRL he has always said he wanted
How much salt can possibly be POURED in her wound?
whatever | 05.27.06 - 11:51 pm | #
Proclaimed it is then!
We need some pics of these new celeb babies so that we can have another round of DListed Ugly Baby Contest. I think Heidi Klum's baby won the last round.
I heard that spraying a man with a mixture of half aloe vera juice & half water will stop his womanizing ways. You just have to make sure to keep it out of the eyes. I got some in the health food dept and I am going to try it if I ever see Brad.
Just wondering if anyone else has tried this and if so, any comments.
Barbara
I gotta go. Night Jenner and a note for you:
GO OILERS!!!!!!!!!!!
So she's an African citizen? That baby's gonna need a worker's permit if she's coming to the US.
jk
I gotta go. Night Jenner and a note for you:
GO OILERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue Rose | 05.27.06 - 11:55 pm | #
thanks Blue Rose!
Good night!
I heard that spraying a man with a mixture of half aloe vera juice & half water will stop his womanizing ways. You just have to make sure to keep it out of the eyes. I got some in the health food dept and I am going to try it if I ever see Brad.
Barbara | 05.27.06 - 11:55 pm | #
what the...........
Do you think Angie is pulling the wool over my eyes. I am a mother of 4 (2 all grown up) I have had the wool tried before and was usually pretty good at figuring it out but Angie has not stumped me.
Congrats to the family! I'm just glad that she had a safe delivery and they were blessed with a HEALTHY child!
Ms Serious | 05. 27. 06 - 11:06pm |
Yes! That's me!
Allright. Who will we see FIRST? Shiloh or Suri?
GO YANKEES!
If a baby is born to American parents overseas, she is an American citizen as well.
ok...first off it's really a boy's name. yes technically its unisex like ashley but its really just used for boys the same way ashley is really only used for girls. second it is the name of a dog in that stupid movie from 10 years ago and a bloody civil war battle. third..i thought they wanted an AFRICAN name. that's freakin jewish... dumbasses. fourth...the whole name translates to new messiah? how goddamn arrogant is that? seriously i used to like angelina...but that bitch;s head is just so inflated it's ridiculous..first she's too good to have her baby in the states..it has to have a SPECIAL birth...its still going to be a spoiled celebrity brat no matter where she pops it out. and now she names the kid new messiah. someone stick a pin in her ego already!
what the...........
jenner | 05.27.06 - 11:58 pm | #
Thanks and I look forward to getting some advice.
"So she's an African citizen? That baby's gonna need a worker's permit if she's coming to the US.
jk
Christy | 05.27.06 - 11:55 pm | # "
Africa is a continent, it has no citizens, countries of Africa have citizens such as Namibia, the country in which they are currently staying...
No Barbara, you heard it wrong. You're supposed to let your man spray his jizz on your face. That will stop his womanizing ways.
Thanks and I look forward to getting some advice.
Barbara | 05.28.06 - 12:01 am | #
well, I look forward to the results of this experiment - please make sure & let us know if it works!
No Barbara, you heard it wrong. You're supposed to let your man spray his jizz on your face. That will stop his womanizing ways.
pats | Homepage | 05.28.06 - 12:02 am | #
LMAO so many marriages could have been saved if only............
Shiloh's parents are American so that makes her an American citizen automatically.
I've read somewhere that Brad never walks or steps backwards during the early day…
This always lasts at least a few minutes. When he is ready to be awake, he comes to the door and waits to be picked up and put on his toilet to do his morning poop.
Some of you people are sick!This is a baby and you are making vile comments and still ragging on that Brad cheated.How pathetic,If the Jen is still living in the past like her so-called fan's she must be in bad shape.You can sit here till the cows come home it won't change the fact that Brad has made a family with Angelina.WTF what are you going to do when Angelina is pregnant again,because she will be,I give them less than 2 years.
Hey paula, you can't use the name paula. That's my name and you can't have it. NONONO.
This Jennifer Anniston is certainly no prize. She stays thin by smoking heavy cigarettes. Now she has got this Vince fellow to start smoking with her.
I'm convinced she introduced cigarettes to Brad and that is why he is hooked now.
It's a shame!
I'm sure the Namibian government received adequate amounts of "donations" from the Jolie-Pitt camp, pretty sure an Honorary Namibian Citizenship gift to the whole clan is included in the goodie-bag of their Namibian Adventure.
The Cambodians gave her one too, so it's implied.
Adopt or deliver in the 3rd world as a rich superstar and bypass all immigration laws instantly. It's almost an insult otherwise.
Well Brad certainly made himself the center of attention!!
Silly man whore!
Jennifer Anniston was happily married until Angelina came in like gang busters and took Brad away.
Jen did not have a chance with this predator in sight.
Thanks and I look forward to getting some advice.
Barbara | 05.28.06 - 12:01 am | #
Thanks for the tip.
leave maniston alone. it's bad enough she's a horrible actress...its not her fault her ex is a dog. i always hate how women take one of the two women's sides in these situations. seriously..who did the cheating>? who violated the vows? yes it wasnt cool for angie to steal a married man but it's not like brad was held at gunpoint. seriously..this is an epidemic. we women need to band together in these situations and hate the true asshole...not hate on each other. that aside..the kid's name is still arrogant as all hell.
I'm sure this baby is ugly as sin and has a face only a mother could love.
what a stupid stupid name.
it sucks
it sucks
i hate it.
Usely
It's not YOUR baby, so why would you care what it looks like and what her name is? Silly
They had a baby. Good luck to them. Jennifer Anniston has moved on as well. Haters get over yourselves.
so the whore had a kid
big deal
I wonder what name is Hebrew for:
Bastard spawn of adulterous parents?
LOL anon
No-no...the name is Swahili for shite. Quite appropriate don't you think? I just hope the kid doesn't inherit her slutty mother's psychosis and man-eating vagina traits.
Looks like all of Brad's dreams are coming true..........
GO YANKEES
Congratulations to the beautiful family Jolie-Pitt for their new child!
In especial to Brad for HIS GIFT Shiloh Nouvel. Felicidades!!!!
OakRaiderfan | 05.28.06 - 1:03 am | #
And of course that's what REALLY matters! What Brad WANTS!
How people can support an ASSHOLE like brad who supposedly left his wife because he wanted kids is beyond me...If he wanted a kid so badly he should have adopted a child ON HIS OWN! but no Brad wanted more than just a kid or out of a failing marriage..he wanted a younger woman, someone sexier than Jen and what Brad wants Brad gets!
I don't really have anything against Angie..She's a good actress and she does a lot of good with her humanitarian work...but Brad is a cheating, egotistical Sycophant and I hope his career, his personal friendships and business relationships SUFFER!
Brads an ASS! |
Watch Babel win the grand prize in Cannes tonight.
By the way do you know Brad personally? Cause you talk like you do. At least I hope you do and not basing you comments on reading *gasp* tabloids! Naw you're way too sane for that. You must be a relative of his.
By the way do you know Brad personally? Cause you talk like you do. At least I hope you do and not basing you comments on reading *gasp* tabloids! Naw you're way too sane for that. You must be a relative of his.
anon | 05.28.06 - 1:39 am | #
Are You?!...NOPE, Didn't think so!
And until Babel translates into success at the box office..*yawn*
I predict Chin will go the way of Fabrice from Milli Vanilli within five years - Fabrice was the dude that committed suicide after his life spun out of control in the aftermath of the media scandal that was Milli Vanilli - in comparison, Brangelina is like hurricane Katrina to Milli Vanilli's two tears in a bucket.
jenner | 05.27.06 - 10:24 pm | #
She's here!!!!! The Hindustan Times called it (toldja)...
Drunk in an after hours mob joint in New York
HO HO HO
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JESUS OF AFRICA IS BORN!
Can't you have a Brangelina story where you don't slam Jennifer Aniston? She has moved on.. why don't you you lazy fag
Anonymous | 05.27.06 - 2:36 pm | #
You like Jen that much you'd come on someone's website and criticize them for their own views? You've got issues really bad, seek help now CLOWN!
Fug,
Jesus of Africa is born - yeah a bastared .......to a dirty, vile, unmarried, adulterous whore......maybe YOUR Jesus.......but not the world's.
MAYBE ANGELINA NAMED THE ABY AFTER SHILOH THE DOG SHE SLEPT WITH, AFTER ALL SHE AINT THAT PICKY ABOUT GENDER WHWEN SHE NEEDS HE ITCH SCRATCHED
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