I heard Big Gay Al has his sights set on Vin Diesel.
Oh poor Star, her life is falling apart. I really feel bad for h-
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
All we need is for Star is to kill herself and our Star plan will be complete!!!
karma is a bitch, as are star and her gay hub.
OMG HE HAS TO BE CAUGHT WITH A MAN! THIS IS NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!!
It's possible that she HAS caught him with a man, but her ego is so massive she'd never tell anyone. But then again, she DOES love to talk about herself....
Who says he HASN'T been caught? Maybe that's exactly what happened...hmmmm........
when i was in high school (and new to the area) i had a best guy friend who had rumors circulating around him that he was gay. he is/was gorgeous and very flirtatious and i didn't think he was gay because i was 13 and dumb...but the rumor was that he had given a guy a blowjob in 7th grade...and he didn't deny it...he just said "i was on drugs and it was a mistake." he is now 100% out of the closet.
my point is, do you think he told star shit like that? "yea, I suck dick...but only when i'm very drunk and i think it's just your clit, baby"
Come on, I mean, COME ON... that picture. Jeez,WTF?!?! Why don't Star just admit it? The guy can't be any more gay. I know she married just because she was desperate, but can't she control him just a bit? There's no need to go all "Village People" every time they go out. Hell, if I'm going to be your beard, AT LEAST let me have my dignity. Don't go out proclaiming you are "oh so hetero" while looking like that!
Four monkeys in a cage, where they belong. Return the wedding presents, you big ugly gorilla.
who is going to lick her gastric bypass scars nows?
Now THIS will complete my weekend!
GO YANKEES 
nah, AL is the one seenig a divorce lawyer since his sugarmomma can't provide no mo'!
Gee, I wonder what this is going to do for the sales of her book (snicker).
I have pure Schadenfreud (or however you spell it) when I see bad things happen to this cow. I know that I'm gonna burn in hell for that or something, but...whatever.
I forgot which day, but Star was on The View one day this week and very subdued and said "bad allergy day". She looked like she'd been crying her eyes out.
If the stupid bitch hadn't been so high and mighty about finding her "soulmate" (gag) and thinking she was capable of giving advice on love and marriage, it would be (a tiny bit) less funny to see her fall on her scary face.
I too want to know if she'll have to pay back all the sponsors who paid for her wedding? I know you don't have to give backs gifts when you divorce, but in THOSE situations the bride and/or groom paid for the actual WEDDING themselves - if sponsors paid for their wedding, do you think there was some sort of contract, like "if you split in less than such & such years, any payments our company made for your wedding are null & void"???
THAT to me would be funny as hell....
I wish this marriage would end in horrible publicity and tawdry pictures of GAL spread all over the newspapers...I wish Star the most humiliating, unbearable, drawn-out divorce ever, with a tell-all book written by GAL about how awful it was to be married to Star and how excruciating it was to have to actually have sex with her.
And that's all.
And that's all.
heartsflowers | 05.28.06 - 1:10 pm | #
Well, I personally don't think that's too much to ask, lol.
When GAL comes out, it's gong to be amid a huge explosion of fairy dust and glitter. I can't fricken wait.
"4 Monkeys"???? Fuck you, BITCH!!!
When GAL comes out, it's gong to be amid a huge explosion of fairy dust and glitter. I can't fricken wait.
LA | Homepage | 05.28.06 - 1:24 pm | #
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LOL!
Oh poor Star, her life is falling apart. I really feel bad for h-
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Blue Rose | 05.28.06 - 11:56 am |
That shit made me laugh so hard I almost choked on my pizza LOLOLOLOL
"4 Monkeys"???? Fuck you, BITCH!!!
Anonymous | 05.28.06 - 1:32 pm | #
I agree. VERY offensive. 
i have no sympathy for her. she knew he was gay--hell EVERYONE knew he was gay. it's a shame she's ending it that way though. i would have liked an arrest in a park bathroom stall to force the divorce.
Nice weave, Al
Very Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation.
Did anyone notice the seating arrangement?
But if only they would both just go away...
far, far away...
Possibly to an empty island where we would never have to see or hear from them again...they can bring paris hilton, Tara reid and every other low life in hollywood with them too 
Wow, What a stupid bitch, after seeing him with that hair-do she didn't think he might be gay!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
she could swap stories with terry mcmillan now.
"Four monkeys in a cage, where they belong. Return the wedding presents, you big ugly gorilla."
Get the fuck out of here you ignorant twat.
I wonder if the divorce will cause her to eat, eat, eat?
So, while Stella got her groove back.
Starr will get her Mooo-ve back.
hehe in that pic, Al looks like he belongs in the Windowlicker video..
Four monkeys in a cage, where they belong. Return the wedding presents, you big ugly gorilla."
Get the fuck out of here you ignorant twat.
hell to the no | 05.28.06 - 3:45 pm | #
Again, I totally agree. Whoever wrote that is a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Al is dressed like the Good Humor man!
YIKES!
Al, Lionel Ritchie called, he's doing a remake of "Dancing on the Ceiling," so he wants his hair back.
Actually, I take it back, Terry MacMillan called, and she wants her hair back!
No-Sideshow Bob called. HE wants his hair back!
When I first saw the picture, I thought Star was wearing a huge hat, but it's that fence thing......
Anonymous | 05.28.06 - 4:23 pm
LMFAO!!!
She called it his 'Dred Fantasy'....she's blind & desperate
EVERYTHING about him screams BIG GAY AL!!!
Hi Blue Rose!
Four monkeys in a cage, where they belong. Return the wedding presents, you big ugly gorilla.
kirstie alley | 05.28.06 - 12:16 pm | #
Hmmnnn.....
If you google "Star Jones and husband Al Reynolds" the first thing comes up is a product search for "Horror Classics - 50 Movie Pack"!! *dies laughing* Don't forget to put the "and" in there (you don't have to when googling) because if you leave it out it does a regular search for these morons.
Horror Classics! HAHAHA!
I hope someone catches him on camera sucking dick so its on every newsstand and Star is humiliated.
What goes around, comes around.
This greedy, nasty bitch is getting her payback. I couldn't be more thrilled.
All that self-righteousness she spewed on the view is coming back to kick her in the ass!!!
She is so full of shit.
Is Star going to have her Kathie Lee Gifford moment?
Frank this....Frank (the Love Machine that)
Uh your husband is kissing some whore on the cover of the National Enquirer,Maam.
Talk too much about your perfect life...then it becomes painfully UN perfect.Star is learning the hard way.
who's going to take dumps on Stars Chest NOW give golden showers and rusty fishhooks...... awwwwwwwww
ANY TAKERS.........
no one's cock is bigger than star's....
If all else fails, she could always go back to being a lawyer. Star Jones will be just fine.
star needs to choke on a chicken bone and go away already, it's played out already
Big Gay Al could make big bucks if they divorce! He could, finally, come out of the closet (which is very difficult in African-American culture) and he could write a dishy tell all on that grotesque, stomach clipped, plastic surgeried fake ass she-devil Starzilla!
Team Big Gay Al!
Sooooooo....I see most of you seem to either tolerate or ignore racially tinged comments here (re: Kirstie Alley). So disappointing. Oh, and Kirstie, I should probably have a minutae of sympathy for a lonely, pimply-faced, inbred idiot-dude with a greasy keyboard, or maybe you're a lonely, pimply-faced inbred idiot-c*nt with an overused dildo.
Oh, and that goes for you too, cock-block.
Four monkeys in a cage, where they belong. Return the wedding presents, you big ugly gorilla.
kirstie alley | 05.28.06 - 12:16 pm | #
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@"kirstie": (i bet you are some fat ass white woman in real life)
You need to go some where...back to your trialer park where you belong.
See if you were secure in your whiteness and your priviledge in society. You would not make statements like this. Looks like you are jealous and your white priviledge hasnt served you well.
Maybe wealthy whites look down on you for bing fat and poor, hence the need to put others down that you feel are beneath you? I am certain I would if I saw your fat ass.
Four monkeys in a cage, where they belong. Return the wedding presents, you big ugly gorilla.
kirstie alley | 05.28.06 - 12:16 pm | #
Kristy wanna be alley is a f*kin c*nt
Star is a LAWYER, remember. That pre-nup is iron-clad. No tell-all books, no talk abot Star, their marriage, anytime, anywhere.
This picture of GAL is all the proof anyone should need that he is gay-fierce!
Star is just another fag hag.
She wants a marriage because she doesn't want to be alone for the rest of the life. She's the type of woman who would give up sex for any sort of companionship. She's also the type of woman no real man would ever have sex with. Unless when it comes to blackmail.
Star knows he's gay.
The bitch allows him to sneak in as many men possible so she can make him happy enough to stick around.
The marriage is probably coming to an end because he gave her syphillus or something.
Star looks ROUGH after her weight loss. She looked better before her wedding, before she lost ALL the weight. But how could she NOT know Al is straight QUEER? OMG...
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