WTF are they doing????
and where in the fuck is Suri??????
sorry...she still has dead eyes to me...
Who the hell plays lawn games past 12 years old?
There is no Suri! I am convinced of that! What kind of mom leaves her infant to go play fucking softball in the park?
Okay, I read a news release from the doctor at the hospital where Angie gave birth, telling how the delivery was normal and mom and baby are fine...why did we get no such notice with Suri? Because she doesn't fucking exist!!!
*rant*rant*rant*
so...the pillow theory is true!!!
If i just had a baby, i'd be with it 24 hours a day.
WTF??!!!
Worst Parents EVER!
Instead of bashing Brooke Shields, this idiot needs to take a course on parenting pronto!
I am just appalled...how long does this monster and his zombie think we are going to be fooled?
I'm sure Tom is forcing Katie to get out and get some exercise to lose the baby weight.
I think that pic of her with the wild hair would be gorgeous if she had some life in her eyes.
I remember when he and Nicole adopted the Connor and Isabelle...we saw pictures of them right away.
There is no Suri!!!
*still ranting*
Tom has a flabby old ladies butt
What in the fucking hell?!?!?! He's making her chase a ball like a dog?!?!? AARRRGHHHH!!!!!
Hi Blue Rose! 
Katie still looks like she's a robot. Those eyes are so medicated.
Why is she wearing a lace blouse to play ball in the park?? Teeshirts...hello?
You would think that he would be showing the world the baby by now.
Howdy Mousie!
It's only a matter of time before he causes Katie to snap completely.
Is this for REAL??!
She looks so incredibly high in the one picture.
I have three kids and believe me, the LAST thing I wanted to do after giving birth was to play BALL??!! ESPECIALLY after the birth of our first! We ate, slept and breathed for that baby when we first brought him home!!
I realize that a person needs to get out and have some alone time, but right after giving birth she's off to baseball games and traveling around the country with her "fiance" to his premiers and then running around a PARK??!!
I know celeb's are big on nannies, but WHERE IS THE BABY people??!!
They look so cute together!! I love Tom Cruise; because he doesn't care what other people think of him or neither he is afraid to speak his mind!! So i really respect him for that!!
Poor Katie. She really looks like he keeps her medicated to control her. And I still think Suri doesn't exist yet. I think they're trying to find an alien to adopt and pass that shit off as theirs.
You know what I bet it is? She has PPD, and this is some sort of deranged COS therapy. I hate that motherfucking midget.
"They look so cute together!! I love Tom Cruise; because he doesn't care what other people think of him or neither he is afraid to speak his mind!! So i really respect him for that!!" callisto
You have got to be kidding! All Tom Cruise cares about is public opinion! He freaks out if someone doesn't agree with his nuttiness, and he gauges every move for PR!
She's totally lobotomized.
And still wearing the same pair of jeans she's been wearing the past year. For all that shopping, she still hasn't found a new pair of pants.
Katie=Stepford Wives eyes w/o even being married...what a fucking shame.
Love how the little toad has to roll up his big-boy jeans when he's not wearing his high heels.
I was hoping she had gone home to Ohio - darn..
I think it is the fact that she's too big to be shown now - it would be obvious that she's more than a month old.
I can't get past the fact that NO ONE saw them at the hospital EVER.
....this big production to look like a "normal" couple ans she's wearing that lacy type thing...why not wear a T-shirt and faded jeans bring the baby in a stroller and your mutt....WTF am i talking about it's Tom Cruise ....he fucks up everything...
There is DEFINITELY no baby. What type of parents go to the park WITHOUT their baby. ALL THE TIME. I really can't stand them and it pisses me off that she sold her soul to the devil.
Why have they not taken that child out of the house if there is one. Does it have horns? A second head? A third eye?
Did Tom lose his strap-on somewhere on the front lawn or something?
Does it have horns? A second head? A third eye?
KellyGirl | 05.29.06 - 12:50 pm | #
Considering he just HAD to give her at-home sonagrams, I wouldn't doubt it.
Witchy Woman...
Your last statement is the kicker...why did NO ONE see them at the hospital? Why did NO DOCTOR come forward with a statement?
PS: How's the big O?
I never even thought of that! Not ONE person who was the hospital when she gave birth has come forward? Not even an orderly?
I love that last picture of her. She looks like she's about to have a total breakdown.
That is so strange to me, Mousie! Like I said, when Angie gave birth, the doctor issued a statement. Not one picture of them leaving the house, going to the hospital, and coming home...with hundreds of paps lurking everywhere.
It's a consipracy, I tell ya! The Scientologists beamed up every single person who knew they were having the baby! AAAAACK!
Seriously, that IS very odd.
How old does a baby have to be before people can't tell her age just by looking at it? I mean what if Katie really gave birth 3 months ago instead of 1 month ago?
This shit's really starting to freak me out.
Ruby - I don't have kids so I can't answer that, but this is freaking me out as well.
Okay, we have seen these babies:
Brooke's
Fishsticks'
Geri H's
Jen and Ben's
And we have heard of the deal that Brad and Angie have for $5 million with a mag...
but not one word or pic of Suri.
I think there is a Suri-I DON'T think it's Cruise's, though. I also think there is probably something wrong with it.
I agree Blue Rose. I don't think Tom's the father of Suri. Hells no.
I'm starting to believe that Kate had a baby, but that something is wrong with her. Cruise has been talking about how he's so good of a scientologist that he never gets sick bla bla. I guess if the baby had something wrong with it, like having CP or so, it wouldn't look to good... To me, that sounds quite likely.
At least she is looking bettre.
I too am beginning to doubt the existense of the Fringe on Top.
Also, to add fuel to my theory, is the fact that Tom just HAD to have a Scientology birth all the way, including not giving the baby any medical treatment after it was born.
Weirdness. I've tried to give 'em the benefit of a doubt, but their ongoing attempt to appear normal just make them seem stranger and stranger. WTF is up with this hidden, parentless baby?
She did NOT deliver in a hospital, no way!
I don't like TomKat, but i don't see anything wrong with them playing in the park...and as for not showing pics of the baby..well i for one think more of them for it! why the hell should celebs pimp out their children for our viewing pleasure! I have no desire to see pics of suri, shiloh, kingston or any other celeb kid...
*ranting cont'd*
and if we do see pics all they are going to show is a baby with fat cheeks, chubby arms and legs and a scrunched up little face...if they are going to show pics, i would rather see them in 6-9 months when you can really see something...
They have to produce the baby sometime. I'm not even talking about a photoshoot, I'm talking about taking her out into the world to watch her siblings baseball games and shit like that.
Hearts! It's too hot here for me - is it cooler out west ?
If they brought the kid out now, and put pics of that one next to Brooke's - and it's twice the size when they were supposedly born the same day ?
Babies just don't grow too fast at the very beginning - even Big-boy Pants can't make that happen.
There is no Suri. This whole thing is a setup as they show the world that she has post-partum depression (the dark circles under the dead eyes) and will be cured by vitamins and that Scientology really does work. * barf *
Ruby | 05.29.06 - 1:12 pm | #
Hi Ruby..why would you take out an infant to a game? besides i thought infants shouldn't go out into the public until they had vaccinations...besides if it were my child i wouldn't take him/her out so there could be a media frenzy...imo
God these two can't do anything right if they don't show their baby its " oh my god where's Suri? " " oh my god they didn't have a baby afterall" "oh my god she was never pregnant she just pretended for 9 whole months". I bet if they had already shown Suri all you people would of been bitching on how Tom is just using her for publicity.
there is no baby
She looks terrible! Her eyes are deader than disco. That baby is too big to show in public, that's the problem. So they're trying to pretend they're normal with these pics. Too bad just the opposite shines through.
Hi nia! *waves*
"and as for not showing pics of the baby..well i for one think more of them for it! why the hell should celebs pimp out their children for our viewing pleasure!"
But this is Tom Cruise. He & Katie pimped their entire relationship for our viewing pleasure. He bought a sonogram machine and told the world about it. When NY Magazine did a write up comparing the Pitts to the Cruises, they said that pictures of Tom & Katie were basically worth only about $2000 because they pimp themselves out so much. I guess my point is, why all the mystery now?
This is really starting to freak me out.
Hey, Witchy Woman! Way cooler here today...two tornadoes last night.
I really, really don't believe there is a Suri...if there is, she was born months and months ago (when the signs went up in the compound).
Cruisazy looks like he has a big ass in that pic.
No matter what the age of the baby they pass off as theirs, at a certain point, it will grow teeth. Even Scientologists can't control that. Unless of course, they get a cute 5 month old, pass it off as three months old and give it a tiny little baby mouthpiece like boxers wear to cover up its little rat teeth, which it no doubt got from daddy TomRat. Yeah, that could happen.
Now that he has taught her how to catch and fetch, then he will teach her how to roll over and play dead. THEN they can get married!
Hey callisto - did Xenu send you?
there is no Suri Cruise...
Vanina Argentinian Trash | 05.29.06 - 1:16 pm
So we'll just avoid the rush and bitch about YOU. STFO!
Ruby | 05.29.06 - 1:19 pm | #
I agree..they did ride the publicity train before the baby was born...so their reluctance to show off the baby does seem a bit strange, but I think Katie might be behind the latest move of keeping the kid under raps...i think her family has gotten through to her so maybe she is showing a little backbone now and is refusing to pimp out their kid for publicity for his new movie..or one could hope that is the case
Vanina Argentinian Trash | 05.29.06 - 1:16 pm |
You are SO not Vanina - but nice try.
I'm starting to get creepy feelings that something is going to happen to Katie. You know, sort of 'car accident off of a cliff'. I worry for her, I really do. She is going to have so many regrets for being such an asshole and not being an attentive Mother. Fuck knows what kind of experiments those Sci's are conducting on Suri.. if Suri exists. But, I think Tom will arrange for an accident anyway.. I totally believe he is capable.
i read somewhere that she was going to take the baby to meet her family...im sure tom gave into whatever her demads were to prevent this from happening as i believe that if she left she would NEVER return!
Naughty, I do, too. 
nia | 05.29.06 - 1:26 pm | #
It was also said that he was taking her there, and flying back to Ohio to pick them up. Tom, possessive? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm starting to get creepy feelings that something is going to happen to Katie. You know, sort of 'car accident off of a cliff'
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 1:25 pm | #
That gave me the willies.
Hearts, we're supposed to get storms later today - my hub and son are hoping it won't interrupt their golf - me, too, so I can have peace and quiet for awhile : )
What town are you in ?
*still laughing at Tom's rolled-up pants*
Nia,
He did prevent it from happening. She and Suri never made it to Toledo unless they were able to do so under the radar.
But I hope you're right that Katie is finally growing a backbone for Suri's sake.
fake vanina is in the house? HAHAHAHA.
Isn't it sad, Heartsflowers, that one day we'll hear it on the news and we won't be shocked at all? It's like you just expect this all to end horribly.. and Tom will still be around.
I know, Naughty, it just makes me sad looking at these pictures of Katie...even though she brought this on herself, I don't think she had any comprehension of what she was getting into.
Vanina i am loving your fan!!
But could he chill the fuck out!
Hey Nia! Welcome Back!
Hey Ruby!
This is really getting WIERD! No pictures of them going:
To the doctor's office.
Taking a walk in a stroller.
Connor's baseball games.
Going back to Ohio.
Going to lunch.
We saw Brooke and Grier at THE IVY, A PREMIERE, Cover of PEOPLE.
Like the earlier post said, we've seen:
Moses.
Grier
Bluebell Madonna
I bet we will see Kingston very soon.
And we all know were going so see Shiloh.
Maybe he is waiting to see what Brad/Angie will do next.......
As my grandmother once said: SOMETHING IN THE MILK IS NOT CLEAN!
GO YANKEES 
Vanina Argentinian Trash | 05.29.06 - 1:16 pm | #
I was sooooo waiting for you!!!!
LOL!!!!
and you know what?
Suri Cruise is in Altair-4!!!!
Witchy Woman...I am in Alliance...you might get the storms we had last night...wish my family would go golfing...instead they are going to hang around here, waiting for me to produce a cookout!
The last picture is gross!! 
So that is how a midgets ass looks like in jeans!!
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 1:25 pm
I never thought of that and he so totally capable of that!
Speaking of cooking, I must go "celebrate" the holiday with the fam! Have a great Memorial Day! *muah*
Bye Hearts! I have to go "celebrate" by cleaning the house.
I'm sure the church of Scientology has holed away the "baby" and won't let them near it.
Or it was a pillow. I'm 50/50
What kind of mom leaves her infant to go play fucking softball in the park?
heartsflowers | 05.29.06 - 12:34 pm | #
Does anyone know where these pictures were taken? If you've ever seen TC property (compound really) you would know he basically has a "park" in his backyard. Why go to a public place to play softball when you can do it in your own backyard? And no, I'm not saying they shouldn't leave their property but why go to a public park?
Hey Oakraiderfan
bottom line: The Scientologists haven't finished growing a decent baby yet. They're all coming out with tentacles or looking too much like Woody Allen.
who to fuck goes to play some outside games in that outfit? WTF?
Hi OakRaiderfan ..it's been a long time...
i see your shiloh was born this weekend..that must have made your day...
suri is probebly fine..just in seclusion..i don't worry about her now at such a young age..it's later on (age 2) that im concerned about...you know..when the conditioning starts
Tom is sterile....so, he can't be the father.
can these two ever be seen in public without looking like dipshits...
not normal.
They probably adopted (bought?) a child from outside the US that still has not been given to them and set up her "pregnancy" to coordinate with the baby's arrival.
i dont like tom but people Umm..
The Muffin | 05.29.06 - 12:39 pm
My thoughts exactly.
There is just something so off-kilter and fucked up about this...I was always skeptical of Katie's "pregnancy" (and Tom's role in it) and this is just reinforcing the hell out of my skepticism.
Either cough that fucking baby up or admit you didn't have one!
Will someone please wash her face, comb her hair and buy her some decent clothes?
Although her appearance is the least of her problems, I guess.
Poor thing.
It looks like a boy (tom) took his dog (kate) out to the park to play fetch.
What's with those dark circles around her eyes?
I have to say that, I too, believe that there is NO Suri or....
There is a Suri, but it's DEFINITELY not TC's baby.
When he was married to Nicole, who had the problem with having kids? Was it his or her medical problem?
Actually, I think Xenu has taken Suri to meet L Ron.
You guys do have me wondering if there is something wrong with the baby. That would be the only thing that could make the story of Katie Holmes more tragic. (Ya, that;s a bit melodramatic, but )
When I looked at these pictures, they felt staged. Like Tom and his people are trying to show the world that Kaite is happy/nondepressed.
Sad.
if I was a new mom, Id want to take my baby everywhere with me once she was old enough to go places. that's the fun, they are little buddies! you don't make them stay at home like a senile aunt.
Katie looks terrible! The dead look in her eyes is very frightening. She is just a shadow and a shell of her former self before she fell under the spell of TC.
Years, and I mean years, down the road the REAL story will come out and it will be explosive. Someone please hit the fast forward button....I want the skinny behind all the fallderall now!
I have lost all respect for Katie since she started this charade with Tom. Katie agreed to all of this and that makes her just as deceptive as as her little friend. I wonder how much she is getting paid. Was it worth it, Katie?
When I go to the park on Sundays with my boyfriend, to play softball, I don't wear tight jeans and WHITE LACE !!! This is obviously staged in order to refute rumors that she's depressed or that she left for Toledo.
Maybe this is some Scientology test. You know, they always have to take courses in order to "progress" to the next "level". Maybe playing ball in the park is just what she needs to do in order for "them" to actually let her raise (meet?) her own daughter. BTW, I love your avatar, heartsflowers. When I read your posts I hear Clive's voice. Thanks!
Well, it's sure not helping her acting career any. I'd rather have that go well, then get all this money from a crazy man!
ChrisX, 1:22, you Rock!
Maybethey had to sacrifice the first born....This chick is a LOSER!! I can't wait until the truth about everything comes out... ofthe closet as well!! TINY TOM CRUISE IS A HOMMO!!!!
i am highly confused...there hasnt even been a photo of them trying to hide the baby under a blanket or something?? maybe the dead look in katies eyes is from pain killers..i don't know..on another hand..i'm sure being in toms shadow drains all energy you have.
it makes no sense to me that katie has been photographed so many times without her NEWBORN...???
They're just like the rest of us people. I know when I have my first kid. First thing I want to do is play catch with my gay boyfriend.
you know his backyard is bigger than this park.
couldn't they play back there?
Now this is a couple I love. When crazies get together it can be beautiful.
He tried and couldn't have a child with Mimi, Nicole, or Penelope (well, maybe T and P weren't trying). Now, we are to believe that within weeks of meeting Katie she's pregnant with "his" offspring? Someone somewhere with the inside information will finally write a tell-all book so that we can get the "real" scoop on this man. He's just too strange for words!
Suri is probably under lock and key with Tom's mother and sister...Katie could have dark circles because babies don't sleep through the night...The whole think is strange though
Who the hell plays lawn games past 12 years old?
Anonymous | 05.29.06 - 12:34 pm | #
Every family member and friend of mine who's had their first child, have to practically be yanked at gunpoint away from their child's side. Even if the child is sleeping, they still want to be there. If it were me, I'd want to be there too. But so far these 2 are acting like a baby doesn't exist. What in the hell? And her face just screams "brainwash!"
I like how Tom cuffed his jeans and is romping barefoot in the grass.
*Sexy*
Nia | .05 .29. .06- 11:48 |
Yes, little Shiloh is finally here!
I'm just glad she is healthy and from everything what I've read, that everything went well. I can't wait to see THE RAINBOW FAMILY WITH THE NEW ADDITION!
I weep for Katie.........
GO YANKEES
grrr.
answer too quickly.
Anyway, I happen to play lawn games
Sure I don't look like I'm trying so hard but be damned, I play!
**Also, to add fuel to my theory, is the fact that Tom just HAD to have a Scientology birth all the way, including not giving the baby any medical treatment after it was born.**
Right. Lately I've begun to smell *conspiracy." As in: I think she DID have the baby months ago when those signs went up at the compound, but something tragic happened.
Either the birth went wrong and the baby was damaged or died, or the baby died during the enforced "week of solitude" or perhaps from that idiotic barley/cornsyrup *formula* the failed scifi writer...er...head of the CO$ "church" pulled out of his ass.
Now they have to wait for $cientology drone to deliver a replacement baby.
If Katie's child had died, it would explain the dead, haunted look in Katie's eyes. (I mean, other than the fact that she's living with the Cooze.) And why Katie's parents, the baby's GRANDPARENTS haven't been able to see "Suri" yet.
Like I said before, we get pictures of these two asswipes doing everything but taking a shit and the papparazzi still can't get a pic of them taking this baby to the doctor for her check up or even Katie goign to her doctor for her post baby exams.
TOOO Strange! And when is she gonna change those jeans!!
Come on people the baby doesn't even exist. Both of them think they have everyone fooled. Only fools would believe that the baby actually exists. I'm not one of those fools so excuse me while I laugh at Tommy Boy and Kate now.
Cruise is so damn controlling he probably staffs Scientologist M.D.'s and has them come to his house for check-ups.
I think that if something happened to Suri they would used it for PR or maybe not because of the fear that it would look bad for $cientology
Shouldn't their be an official birth record out there.
It would have to be certified by the state or hospital, and wouldn't it be 'public record' ?
If would be odd if Tom kept Suri with his family who lives with them and make "Kate" do other things considering how much he as shoved Connor and Isabella down her throat
**I think that if something happened to Suri they would used it for PR or maybe not because of the fear that it would look bad for $cientology
sloan**
No way. Tom said he hadn't even had a cold for years and also that he could cure a heroin addict in 3 days, because $cientology is so powerful. And he's supposedly at some superpower level where he can move matter with his mind and shit like that.
John Travolta's son is autistic and neither parent will acknowledge it or get him treatment. It's against the CO$ "rules."
If Suri is even alive and there is something wrong with her, they'll hide it. Which is why I think she's either damaged or dead.
And I agree with whoever it was who said Katie was likely to meet with an "accident." Maybe she and the "baby" will go out together in a fiery crash that will nothing for the forensic team to check out.
Then, poor, grieving Tom would get all our sympathy. NOT.
Its much safer to get the picture out there than not to. It reduces the chance of being driven off the road by the photogs trying to score the $$ shot. You'd think they of all people would know that. That is if there really is a Suri.
We've seen Brooke's baby..it's like the stars don't mind putting up a legit photo for the press...i would imagine katie is feeling left out seeing all the celebrity moms with their new borns.
Bug Spray,
Youv'e been watching to to much lifetime network.
How long ago did she give birth?
lol
joydivision...
then I have, too! Cuz none of this sounds too outlandish for The Midget.
During the pregnancy, there was never any pics of her going to or leaving some medical'office. This convey to the pillow theory.
Also, People Magazine asked her to pose pregnant and she refused. And it's certainly not because they wanted to stay "discreet". So why ? Because it would have been too risky maybe ?
the baby should be just over a month now, right?
DID YOU SAY THAT KATIES FAMILY HAS NOT SEE THE BABY??!!!!!!!!
She sort of looks beautiful in that one pic...and it made me sad. It's like seeing a halo of what she used to be.
Maybe I just don't understand their relationship, but from what I've seen they're one of the strangest couples out there.
WTF, and ya'll talk about Miss. Britney being a bad mom. I know this heffer ain't in nobody's park playing some lame ass game of ball when she needs to be at home with her newborn pillow....baby.
I read about some old nun who revealed what an apparition of the Virgin Mary told her like 60 years ago, she said Mary told her about an invasion, beings from other planets and worlds will come to the earth and try to invade it.
Who's is crazier, the Scientologists or the nun?
It's weird, isn't it? Cruise is the kind of deluded asshole that would allow the fuckups in Scientology unlimited access to a child, to raise her in some immersive Scientology 'technique', or some shit. It's the beginning of the end for Cruise. How can he survive this?
it's all very strange. what if the baby is being kept under wraps till the wedding? i hate to be a bitch, but looks like katie won't be much of a buff bride.
I think he is taking "Kate" out like she is a dog and cheering her up by playing with her. She hasnt gone shopping in a while.
Fetch "Kate"!
Maybe this is part of the buff bride work out?
katie needs to sit on a blanket with suri and make tom fetch!!
Looks to me like Katie isn't the only one who got a big ass during her pregnancy..lol
** I think he is taking "Kate" out like she is a dog and cheering her up by playing with her. She hasnt gone shopping in a while.
Fetch "Kate"!
sloan **
LOL!! I'll bet the Cooze is making her eat Science Diet "Light" so she'll fit into the wedding dress that HE IS DESIGNING btw... no joke!
**Looks to me like Katie isn't the only one who got a big ass during her pregnancy..lol
kali**
She got a big ass all right. And she's marrying him!!
WTF? Don't these freaks have a backyard?
What's Tom's cure for postpartum depression? Exercise and vitamins....here he is making sure "Kate" gets her exercise. I bet she's got some depression or baby blues happening.
i'd rather have brit drop me on head with a drink in her hand than to have these two as parents...of course suri doesn't exist...but katie's big ole ass sure exists...
LOL @ BUG SPRAY..so true
sorry, i meant to say tom's big ole ass...i got to excited....
LOL at these comments!..but i have to disagree to a point...it doesn't make Katie a bad parent to want a couple of hours away from her kid..regardless of how young she is..my friend just had a baby and for the first week or so you couldn't pry her away..but after getting little or no sleep, house chores, etc...she needed a little time away..now granted it was only 2 hours max (that's all she could stand w/o falling apart and turning into a nervous wreck) but it helped to get her equilibrium back!
as i said before..im glad they arn't pimping out pics of suri to the media...we don't have a right to see what their baby looks like, just because we are curious! I say good for them!(and giving TomKat any praise takes alot from me as a general rule i don't like them)...
GO TO OPRAH, GO TO OPRAH!! LOL..j/k..
I'm betting she has post partum depression, and we know Tom knows that the solution is "just a little exercise!" She looks so depressed and lifeless.
(Just to repeat other people, lol.)
sERIOUSLY IN THE LAST ICTURE tOMS ASS LOOKS LIKE A 70 YEAR OLDS!!!SO NOT COOL!!!
hahaha @ val..
Conspiracy theories are sharp in here. I'm getting scared.
Can't her parents have her kidnapped and reprogrammed? Kind of like how they used to do when someone joined the Moonies?
they are so odd, especially katie she looks zombie like to me where is that baby?
She has zombie eyes especially in pic 3.
Careful what you wish for..................Katie oopps I mean Kate!
Ha ha ha ha!!! Tom has to roll up the cuffs of his jeans coz of his short ass legs!
I can't believe he's barefoot. He must be all of 4'8" feet now. Ha ha ha! Midget.
I agree with Bugspray's comment about John Travolta's son being autistic and the parents being in denial..
With regards to Tom Cruise not remembering the last time he had a cold, maybe with his ADD, he forgot that last year, he shut down filming on "War of the Worlds" costing Steven Spielberg quite a bit of money as he had the "flu". He probably doesn't get flu shots either.
Maybe there are no doctor visits, because I would highly doubt that TC would allow his child to be vaccinated. (Isabella and Connor may be because they were adopted and while in the adoption process, one needs to have proof of regular doctor visits. Also, since NK is a big supporter of UCLA (clearly not a Scientology facility) and she has the balls to stand up to him, his original kids at least have a shot at some normalcy)
Oh Katie... what happened to your youthful glow?
I forgot, I also agree with how staged this scenario looks. Who in their right mind goes to play in a park wearing a lace cover-up? Aren't the grounds of his "compound" large enough for them to play on PRIVATELY? This is just another PR event to show that they are still "together" and as "happy" as ever! I still can't get over what a difference a year makes with regards to KH. A year ago, she was so cute. Now, she looks like a depressed, soul-less, fatigued shadow of her former self....
More barefoot pics of Tom in the grass please!!!!!!
If you look closely it looks like Tom is a big dumpy baby trying to take his first unsteady steps.... ew.
This girl is a junkie, damn, she is f... up.
Big mistake taking him to the park. Next thong you know he will be jerking off under a tree or something.
*thing
Her HAIR in the second pic has more life to it than SHE has had in any picture since she became infected...er...involved with Midget Impossible.
MJF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scout has your dancing WB frog!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
In the last pic, Katie covers her eyes cuz she can't believe Cooze is skipping like a girl!
Mousie is Bored | 05.29.06 - 4:49 pm |
MOUSIEEEEEE!!! *air kisses* Are you kidding me? Is it the REAL frog?
Wow, if the opening of X-men (150 Million vs 30 Million weekend opener) does not tell TINY TOM TOM he is washed up.... I guess I will have to find his 5-1" ass and kick it myself. Go away you gay little man!!!
He kind of looks like he's doing the same jig Asslee did on SNL.
Stay home to play? Please. It's not like Tom lives in some mega-mansion with a backyard the size of several regulation sized football fields.
Wait a second..
It is the REAL froggie - high stepping little fucker!
I hope fireants bites his feet.
How do I get it? Have you seen it? Is it cool? How do I give Scout my e-mail without the entire D-Listed population showing up in my mailbox (not that I don't love you ALL)?
I hope fireants bites his feet.
Fancy | 05.29.06 - 4:53 pm |
...especially between all of his midget toes.
I just have to add, I used to love her. But now meh... my picture with her when she was normal: http://www.moviepicturefilm.com/....php?
itemid=197
there is no baby...i'm just waiting for the announcement that the baby died of SIDS.... poor katie, she looks like he took her soul..such a shame....
MJF-I have Scout's addy, she's posted it on here several times before-it's one she doesn't use much-, so I don't think she'd mind if I gave it.
this is two very fucked up people...
she looks like she is on drugs
Hello and Happy Memorial Day to all my D-Listed pals !!!!
I have her email addy, MJF, but Blue Rose is right. She can post it here and just put MJF in the subject line so she kniows it's you. I have nt seen it, no.
Should I just e-mail her and ask for it?
Yep, something definitely isn't right with this couple. I never understood why TC felt he needed to tell the media that him and katie had consimated their relationship. I mean who goes and tells the media...yea I took her virginity (remember Katie said she would not have sex until marriage, while she was Chris)even though we aren't married. Then came the announcements that were getting married and then the announcements she was pregnant.
This whole thing is fishy. It was a set-up to begin with. Poor Katie is just in to deep now to get out. All of TC's other victims uhm I mean girlfriends probably have a bunch of stories to share. TC has everyone so scared though that no one will speak because TC will black list them from everything and their careers would be over.
I thought TC had left Nicole because Nicole got pregnant and TC knew it could not be his because he was not able to have kids and that is why they had adopted in the first place.
Who knows? I do know that this is one F'd up couple and something just isn't right.
OK, here is scouts addy: sparkyl@charter.net
MJF - just email her to the above and she'll work it out with you!
Silly wogs. What are your crimes? Why are you against people being happy?
Prime-Level? Who the fuck are you calling a wog? Do yu even know what that means?
Okay...I just fired off an e-mail. I can't wait to see it! Yay!
http://video.google.com/
videopla...+is+scientology
We help everyday! Why would you want to suppress that?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:04 pm | #
Cult boy, we're not against people being happy. We do have a problem with Napoleonic midget's who try to brainwash people, though.
Frog....not wog!!! Silly people.
What are your crimes Mousie? Why are you so angry?
They know exactly what they're doing.
They know that babies picture is worth millions of dollars.
They're playing with the paparazzi minds.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:06 pm | #
Yeah, y'all helped the hell out of Lisa Mcpherson, didn't you?
Also about comments showing the baby...Everyone loves to show off their little one. That is why there is a pic taken of them in the hospital and they are sent out to everyone to see. Where I am from you also put the babies pic in the daily newspaper with a birth announcement. If TC was excited as he pretends to be I think he would be showing that girl off. He was all for announcing it to the world about everything else and the exact day she was concieved.
Yeah WTF is a wog??
Fancy, your avatar!! 
Fancy -
It's a derogatory term used by the British when they occupied India during the Raj. That's what they called the Indians. It's considered very derogatory.
Thanks Blue Rose!! Hot Hot Hot!!
What are your crimes Mousie? Why are you so angry?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:07 pm |
What, pray tell, are YOUR crimes, Prime-Level?
Mousie have you been out committing crimes again?? Dammit I told you to stop that shit!!
Mousie, you have a misunderstood word. Wog means non scientologist and this was penned by Hubbard himself. So please cease to put words in my mouth that do not exist.
I'll admit my crimes-I took a piece of butterscotch out of the Brachs bin at the grocery store. *Hangs head*
Fancy, MK gave me too much crank again, the bitch. Yeah, I committed several crimes and I'm proud of it, dammit. Hagface bankrupted me so I went out on a rampage and stole all of the beer nuts in Connecticut. What's the problem?
I do think Katie had a baby because she looks fat. I think the baby must be really ugly or deformed or something since she isn't allowing photos. Also Katie looks depressed and unkempt. I doubt if it is from late night feedings. These celebs have nannies to handle that, don't they.
We seek a world free of crimes, but SPs such as yourself desire to focus on breaking up a happy couple instead of focusing on real problems of the world. What about poverty? Why not speak out against war?
Mousie that is just wrong. Beernuts should not be stolen!! Stay off the Crank!
...Wog means non scientologist and this was penned by Hubbard himself....
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:11 pm |
It figures. That moron couldn't come up with a better word than "Wog"? No wonder he wasn't very successful as a sci-fi author.
omg. this crazy SOB is making her go out there and chase the ball only weeks after giving birth--all for the benefit of the photogs. I gave birth to two kids and I had NO desire/energy/strength to play ball in the park.. not that I'm criticizing her for going out (it's much needed) but you feel sore and tired all the time and going out to a restaurant or a movie makes much more sense. He's showing off for the photogs and Katie, poor zombie, is going along with it. I HATE his guts.
Blue Rose - McPherson was a tragedy but the church was nowhere to blame. She commited suicide
I rippped the tags off the mattress and pillows at my house....Please don't tell anyone
Prime-Level - Hubbard was a lunatic and he stole that word from the British. I think before you use words for which you do not know the real meaning, you should pray to Xenu and hope no one notices.
I think her eyes look empty. This is all very suspicious.
Well we do promote anal sex. Thats a good thing!!
Why not speak out against phoney cults that swindle money out of gullible rich people?
Hey Mousie....got any beernuts left? *sniffing pockets* c'mon....share.
I rippped the tags off the mattress and pillows at my house....Please don't tell anyone
sloan | 05.29.06 - 5:15 pm | #
You BITCH!
Damn it...Why did I type that?
I guess the guilt was killing me!
If there is a real "live" $cientologist in our midst, this could be a fun afternoon! *rolling up sleeves*
We seek a world free of crimes, but SPs such as yourself desire to focus on breaking up a happy couple instead of focusing on real problems of the world. What about poverty? Why not speak out against war?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:14 pm | #
Personally, I spend time and money helping out people with AIDS. Unlike certain members of your cult, I think it is a real disease, and not " state of mind".
Prime Level - What pray tell is SPs? And, what exactly makes you so much more holier than thou than any of us on here? Because you speak proper English? OOOHHHHHHH, so perfect.
Hello My Baby, Hello My Honey
Michigan....I think its time to put down the cane and rumble
MJF, you know you're really sniffing my dirt star!
*tossing packages of beer nuts to MJF*
Fancy - how else could I get them? Hagface spent my welfare check on snausages!
What pray tell is SPs?
CRAZYCAJUN | 05.29.06 - 5:18 pm | #
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "sane people", because they seem not to want to be associated with them.
Scientology is growing day by day! Under the leadership of Miscavige the planet will be clear of suppressive influences. No war, no crime. Wouldn't that be swell?
Hubbard is a wonderful being. A master composer, a war hero, a physicist, a poet.
Mousie you need to kick Hagface to the curb!!
He is just bringing you down.
I once put gum under my seat at the movies.. can't we all get along??
$cientology is for exceptionally weak-minded people who feel the need to spend large sums of money to believe they belong somewhere. The sad truth is, most of those naive souls probably turned to it as a last result because they didn't "belong" anywhere else. If it's all the same, I'd rather keep my money,my sanity and my ability to medically treat an illness. *reaching for meds*
Hubbard is a wonderful being. A master composer, a war hero, a physicist, a poet.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:21 pm | #
Prime Level - AGAIN, what is an SP.
And, Hubbard is dead stupid. In essence, he is nothing but a body with no soul. He is no longer a moron, a sci fi writer, or a bullshitter.....
Sorry Prime-level
He is a faker who said he was going to make up a religion to see how much money he could make.
It surprises me that people actually fall for this crap.
Everything you wanted to know about the co$ but was afraid to ask. http://www.xenu.net/ 
Fancy - his dick is too big to let go of!
Miscavige? WTF is that? Xenu's pronunciation of miscarriage?
Mousie is Bored | 05.29.06 - 5:24 pm | #
Twat running the CO$ now.
Ugh Prime Level I hate to break it to you
but SCIENTOLOGY SUCKS ASS
and I do know what I am speaking off.... so STFO.. go on their web site and spout shit or better yet take a PROZAC
Hubbard is a wonderful being. A master composer, a war hero, a physicist, a poet.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:21 pm |
The rotting flesh of his corpse is contributing more to the soil around his grave than that schlub ever contributed to society.
SP being suppressive persons. Those that try to suppress the truth and the postive aspects of the Church. Those that seek to undo the good works of Hubbard. Those that send forth venom and hatred. Only those with crimes are so fervent against the Church.
Why don't you stop by the nearest Org and see for yourself? We are not bad people and we seek to help you all.
Oh hell no. Im not visiting that freak circus!!
...if you do visit...DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID!!!!
Does anyone else see that Prime sounds a little too rehearsed? Methinks it is copying directly and pasting. Probably from Xenu's crotch papers.
help yourself to some fucking valium and go play in traffic this site is for gossip and masturbation
No thank you, I love my life, and the fact that I can talk to anyone I want to, take whatever medication I need, and spend my money on something that is not a scam to bilk people with low self worth out of their savings.
Hubbard is a wonderful being. A master composer, a war hero, a physicist, a poet.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:21 pm |
... and he's also dead.
WWRHD? What would Ron Hubbard do? $cientologies solution to WWJD!
its fucking hot as fuck here in Pennsylvania and i'm still super pissed I dont have my AVATAR that I uploaded over a week ago!
hint fucking hint LOL
can $cientology cure hemmoroids? let me know
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm | #
You DO have a new avatar.
Fancy can i ride your av???
Uhm. Hubbard is not dead. He left to continue his research. He will be back, you know.
Mousie is Bored | 05.29.06 - 5:27 pm |
....maybe it's Xenu, itself! *gasp* Maybe it's real after all! Maybe Xenu has come to save us and lead us to eternal salvation and bliss! ......Bwaaaahaaahahahaha...I'm kidding! I'm a kidder!
Probably mousie. He probably isnt even a scientologist.
Hubbard was a fertilizer salesman. Like Scott Peterson, only far more deadly.
can $cientology cure hemmoroids? let me know
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm |
I'm sure there are VITAMINS for that shit too!!!
Katie does look totally stoned. And Tom looks as manic as ever. It's only a matter of time before one of them completely goes off and stabs the other to death.
Scientology is for psychos.
yaaaaah i take back all my bad voodoo on the avatar gods
and his semen was used to inseminate Katie...
Uhm. Hubbard is not dead. He left to continue his research. He will be back, you know.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm |
Um, no. He's dead.
Uhm. Hubbard is not dead. He left to continue his research. He will be back, you know.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm |
anyone else think this sounds suspiciously like the "old Valerie"? Hmmm?
Sure KitKat just rub some snake oil on them. They will go away!
Actually using Touch Assists people have been brought back from the dead. And some of our volunteer ministers have cured blindness. Why is it so hard to believe?
he's a dandy!http://lisatrust.bogie.nl/images/Hubbard/
tomato.jpg
can $cientology cure hemmoroids? let me know
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm
Try some Prozac. It'll still hurt, but Xenu will leave yuo alone.
"We seek a world free of crimes, but SPs such as yourself desire to focus on breaking up a happy couple instead of focusing on real problems of the world. What about poverty? Why not speak out against war?"
Why not shut the fuck up CoS!!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm | #
wasn't that on the bible???
Touch asses you say??
Actually using Touch Assists people have been brought back from the dead. And some of our volunteer ministers have cured blindness. Why is it so hard to believe?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm | #
Because if it was true, John Travolta's son would no longer have autism. NOW WHAT?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm | #
can they cure you? if so I'll pay the postage
Why is it so hard to believe?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm |
...and if you believe this shit, please send an envelope full of money to:
P.O. Box LRH
Bullshit, USA
Actually using Touch Assists people have been brought back from the dead. And some of our volunteer ministers have cured blindness. Why is it so hard to believe?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm | #
Because it's fucking bullshit, and we have brains, so we won't join your little group.
Because if it was true, John Travolta's son would no longer have autism. NOW WHAT?
CRAZYCAJUN | 05.29.06 - 5:32 pm | #
VERY WELL SAID
http://www.scientology.org/html/...nder/
index.html
Here read this.
can Scientology cure hemmoroids? let me know
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm |
Hey if you're serious, those are a bitch! I've had those and Preparation H works wonders.
Why is it so hard to believe?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm |
Because it's never been done in public and in a controlled environment where you can't fake results. Why are you so gullible?
i'll have to get a tube for my ass since the tube of Prep H i use for my wrinkles on my face
NO ONE click on that! They get credits for it if you do and it just feeds them!
mousie can i use your cucumber as a weapon against all these bullshit i'm reading????
We have our own group anyways!! Dli$tology! It kicks scientology's ass!
Why is it so hard to believe?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm |
Because it's never been done in public and in a controlled environment where you can't fake results. Why are you so gullible?
Nasty Girl | 05.29.06 - 5:33 pm | #
where are the MYTHBUSTERS when you need them?
I have seen it work firsthand. My mother had a broken wrist that was cured.
I AM GAY AND I LOVE THE FEEL OF A BIG COCK IN MY ASS.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:33 pm | #
http://www.rickross.com/referenc...y/
scien269.html
Why don't YOU read THIS?
Actually using Touch Assists people have been brought back from the dead.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm |
Well, let's just see how effective they are at reviving TomThumb's career after the Midget Impossible debacle.
http://lisatrust.bogie.nl/scient...ogy/
hubbard.htm This man was a fraud1 Read this bio.
I find the suppository ones work better. Stick one of those up there and you're set.
...um...the m was for meds...
Tom Cruise | 05.29.06 - 5:35 pm | #
WORD!!!!!
My broken wrist was cured, too. By an orthopaedic surgeon.
vanina - no. They might give it to Xenu and I'll never see it again.
I have seen it work firsthand. My mother had a broken wrist that was cured.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:35 pm |
You do know that broken bones eventually heal themselves, right?
Tom We already fucking know that!! Damn.
I broke my foot once, and it healed on its own....In 6 weeks.
SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME.I DON'T LOVE TOM AND HE IS CONTROLLING ME.I WANT OUT BUT HE THREATENS ME AND MY FAMILY.
"Scientology is growing day by day! Under the leadership of Miscavige the planet will be clear of suppressive influences. No war, no crime. Wouldn't that be swell?
Hubbard is a wonderful being. A master composer, a war hero, a physicist, a poet."
Wow.. poor, poor Katie.
I do not need medication. I am well balanced through excercise and vitamins. I will not fall victim to psychological quackery. Do you know that there is a growing trend of rape by psyciatrists? The victims tend not to remember due to getting shock treatment by the frauds but we have proof!
I hate to even raise this as a possibility, but maybe there's something wrong with the baby.
I broke my foot once, and it healed on its own....In 6 weeks.
Blue Rose Takes Pills | 05.29.06 - 5:37 pm |
No it didn't ...it was Xenu!!!!
I have seen it work firsthand. My mother had a broken wrist that was cured.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:35 pm | #
Well, then WHY hasn't John Travolta cured his son from autism? You are refusing to answer that question cause you ARE FULL OF SHIT!
ALL OF YOU BETTER STOP TRASHING ME AND KATE BECAUSE MARK MY WORDS, A BIG FLYING SAUCER WILL COME DOWN AND THE ALIENS WILL KILL ALL NON-SCIENTOLOGISTS.
P.S. I HATE PROZAC!
There is nothing wrong with Suri
KATE HOLMES | 05.29.06 - 5:37 pm | #
Katie!!!! hold on!!! i'm coming for you!!!!!
*dons her superhero costume*
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV-PPPPPPPPPPoweRRRRRRRR!!!!!
No it didn't ...it was Xenu!!!!
MJF thinks Prime-Level needs m | 05.29.06 - 5:38 pm | #
That's just great. *Saws own foot off*
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:39 pm | #
because there is no suri!!!!!!!!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:38 pm |
Whatever. I don't like shrinks and psychiatrists and their drugs either but you people are are no better. You just don't like them because they're your biggest competition.
Do you know that there is a growing trend of rape by psyciatrists?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:38 pm |
Did it ever occur to you that maybe it's the best lay some of us are getting and we'd like to keep it under wraps? Hmmm?
Oh my GOD, I just figured it out.
Prime-Level is actually Tom Cruise the GAY PSYCHO MIDGET himself!!!!!
There is nothing wrong with Suri
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:39 pm | #
Yeah, I'm sure she's fine. Constant doses of radiation are so healthy for a fetus. I bet she glows in the dark.
There is nothing wrong with Suri
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:39 pm
Thats cuz she doesn't exist, bozo.
ROFL Sorry if I laugh at this, but calling other people "wogs" is as funny as Harry Potter wizards and witches calling non-magic folks "muggles". It's rather childish, if you ask me.
Also, sorry to break it up to you but scientology is not really helping anyone. It was invented by a sci-fi writter, so that's more than enough to make you think it's really phony. People should have logical independent thinking, damn it. If older organized religions sound silly most of the times, just imagine how this cult sounds with its claims of aliens and spaceships, hating on real science, silent births and whatnot. Indeed it's for weak minds.
Why are you all spreading the filth about Xenu? There was no Xenu. I believe the critics have gotten confused with the Greek philosopher Zenu and twisted it out of proportion.
There is nothing wrong with Suri
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:39 pm |
How the fuck would you know? Was it addressed in the newsletter?
what about Travolta's kid?????
can you cure him????
TCLTC!!!
I LIKE TO MAKE KATE USE THE STRAP-ON TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS. I ALSO MAKE HER DRESS LIKE A MAN SOMETIMES WHEN SHE GIVES ME HEAD.
You still won't answer me huh, bitch?
Do you know that there is a growing trend of rape by psyciatrists? The victims tend not to remember due to getting shock treatment by the frauds but we have proof!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:38 pm | #
Maybe that's because you and yours are so loony you require shock treatment, but I don't, so no rape for me. DAMMIT!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:41 pm |
Why are you spreading filth?
Okay...I'm finding this boring now. Perhaps, if we all ignore it, it'll go away on it's own. Like a herpes sore.
Scientology cured me....I used to steal beer nuts and put gum under movie seats but it's all under control now.....and that mattress thing was years ago....yeah thats the ticket
TOM CRUISE | 05.29.06 - 5:42 pm | #
Well,DUH!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:41 pm | #
XENU is coming and HE is pissed!!!!!
Grrrr....it's foookin' hot outside! Where did Spring go???
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:41 pm | #
SURI IS IN ALTAIR-4
MJF - Let us move on. Ignore the troll who is bound for the rubber room.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:41 pm | #
HEY MIDGET!!!! WHERE DID YOU DO????
COME BACK!!!!
ok help out ppl, i posted on the pitt baby post, and my site addy was up, but i deleted it and it still comes up, i dont want ppl going to my site from here! im not a celeb site for crying out loud how do i make my addy stay outa the comments?
i meant "GO?"
LOL!!!!
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 5:45 pm | #
What state are you in, MJF? I'm in Texas, aka the 6th ring of hell. It's hotter that the blazes of hell and damnation down here.
It really is fucked up that people believe this Co$ tripe!!
can scientology cure my hangover? THAT would be useful.
http://www.xenu.net/archive/info.../infopack/
1.htm
SP= an enemy of scientology
Scoentology is a cult. End of story.
Mousie is Snoring | 05.29.06 - 5:46 pm |
*moving on* I'm impressed that MK kept up with the posting over the weekend! I have a lot of catch-up to do!
Can scientology tighten up Tom Cruise's stretched out culo?
SP= sort of like an "infidel", eh? This sounds so stupid, it's quite entertaining.
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 5:47 pm |
MN...we're not used to that hot shit around here. A bunch of our roads (including a large section of I94) blew up yesterday from the heat. The road just heaves and crumbles because it was literally 130 degrees colder 5 months ago!!!
bluepaintred - I think youi need to toss your cookies. That should do it.
it's scary to think that what would appear to be otherwise normal everyday people are secretly members of some weird-ass cult.
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 5:51 pm | #
Damn!!
"For those unfamiliar with this term, SP stands for "Suppressive Person." Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard was always fighting hidden "enemies" and once he decided they were "bad" (usually because they thought differently than he did, or disagreed with him or his policies) he would literally "declare" them SP. A declaration was officially written by top executives, put on a goldenrod-colored piece of paper and distributed throughout Scientology."
http://www.xenu.net/archive/info.../infopack/
1.htm
MJF - here in COnnecticut it is HAWT! Dayum!
MK wasn't going away this weekend, which is why he was able to post. But when he went on vaca last year, there were no new posts and DListers turned on each other in frustration!
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 5:52 pm |
They're everywhere! They're everywhere! AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
No kidding mpcmike. Those fruit loops could be anywhere!!
once he decided they were "bad" (usually because they thought differently than he did, or disagreed with him or his policies) he would literally "declare" them SP.
pookie | 05.29.06 - 5:53 pm | #
Well, that's not psychotic. PFFFT!
mpcmike - We are everywhere. We are your bakers, your teachers, your neighbors. We are not a cult but a religion of mental health and universal clarity. Our numbers are only going to grow.
Travolta is in the process of curing his son. Watch the news. It will make headlines!
DListers turned on each other in frustration!
Mousie is Snoring | 05.29.06 - 5:53 pm |
Gossip cannibalism?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:54 pm | #
ZZZZZZ You're boring me. SHOO! Go now!
...is there a bug in here?
Blue Rose have you read the article in rollingstone where Hubbards son was interviewed?? Its some f-ed up crazy shit!
not just scientology, but other fanatics as well.
this prime level shit is HIGHLARIOUS! you all are so entertaining
Suri and her brother Luke are spread about the galaxy, keeping a low profile because they are never to know that their father is the evil machine, Darth......oh shit, I'm sorry...I've got the wrong sci-fi person....Or do I?
Fancy flashing her dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 5:55 pm | #
Yes'm I did, and I believe it.
haven't read all the posts yet - whassa goin' on y'all!!!!!!
it's scary to think that what would appear to be otherwise normal everyday people are secretly members of some weird-ass cult.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 5:52 pm |
It's me, mpcmike. BWAHAHAHAH! I see you!
I was sooooo disapointed when I read that Leah Remini was a member of this crazy assed cult! I love the King of Queens.
Supressive person, eh? I think Hubbard himself really needed to be under psyquiatric supervision. Maybe a little prozac would´ve helped him a bit, tho seems like he really had major issues here. Maybe his mother didn't boob-fed him so he developed a stupid personality later in his life. Who knows.
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 5:56 pm | #
Heya Jenner, the Scientology nut is back.
His son is an SP, he made falsities about Hubbard. All you need to do is read the inconsistancies in his story. In short, he lied his ass off.
Suri and her brother Luke are spread about the galaxy, keeping a low profile because they are never to know that their father is the evil machine, Darth......oh shit, I'm sorry...I've got the wrong sci-fi person....Or do I?
Michie | 05.29.06 - 5:56 pm | #
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 5:56 pm |
Hiya, jenner!
MOUSIEEEE!!! Avie is not good!!!!
Me too Blue Rose!! Crazy I tell you!!
Mousie you better be glad foo is gone!!
Blue Rose have you read the article in rollingstone where Hubbards son was interviewed?? Its some f-ed up crazy shit!
Fancy flashing her dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 5:55 pm
I have that link if anyone wants to read it. Scary scary stuff. Hubbard was so far beyond batshit crazy!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:54 pm |
Do you know Travolta is a practising homosexual who cheats on his wife with her knowledge on a regular basis? Is this a part of your "church" teachings that it's ok to lie and deceive? Of course it is, your whole cult is a lie and a deception.
*reaching for the Off* I swear I hear a bug in here.
Hi Jenner!
Fancy, I'll tie that hare's ears together. *runs and hides behind still*
Heya Jenner, the Scientology nut is back.
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 5:57 pm | #
oh lord...er.....Xenu.......er...... ah whatever........
Travolta is in the process of curing his son. Watch the news. It will make headlines!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:54 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHA - You FINALLY answered me! Isn't his son like 5 years old or something? Why so long to cure it?
Thanks for bringin' back the cuke, Mousie.
Mousie is Snoring | 05.29.06 - 5:56 pm | #
seriously, that article said that if were're sp's, they're not supposed to talk to us.
hey Mousie, MJF!
you guys having a great day off?
next level:
whatever you say...
*looking in morror* "and I see Fancy and mpcmike and crazycajun and..."
Hi Jenner!!!
*mirror* "and I see Vanina and........"
Travolta's son was trying to fly (without a plane) when he was in NO before Katrina hit. He'd better do something PDQ.
you guys having a great day off?
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:00 pm |
I'm just glad to have air conditioning today. I can't imagine having no air when it's 95 degrees.
Oh, yeah, NastyGirl, he did hit on a male trainer I worked with on that same visit to NO.
Jenner My Love!!!!!
can anyone tell me what the hell show I was "impersonating" there - was it romper room? Coz I'm tired & I just don't remember......slept in till 1:00 today - mmmmmmmmmmmmmzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Fancy - who is in yer avvie? same Q for you, mpcmike...........
MJF check your email!
What's going on in here?!!!!
prime level, why don't a bunch of you guys get together for that assisted touch thing and squeeze off a few inches of growth for tommy boy so he doesn't need those lifts anymore....
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 6:03 pm | #
Funny!!! i just ran out to get a sweater...it's getting colder here
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:54 pm |
Do you know Travolta is a practising homosexual who cheats on his wife with her knowledge on a regular basis? Is this a part of your "church" teachings that it's ok to lie and deceive? Of course it is, your whole cult is a lie and a deception.
Nasty Girl | 05.29.06 - 5:59 pm
Not to mention Tom was butt boinking Rob Thomas!!
I do not think Hubbard was crazy at all, he was a better than average con man who got a bunch of easily swayed sheep to join his fake religion so he could make money!
tina fey. i heart her.
I'm just glad to have air conditioning today. I can't imagine having no air when it's 95 degrees.
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 6:03 pm | #
my supervisor GAVE me an air conditioner last year - THANK KEERIST - bcs before she did that I was walking around in my gitch & showering every half hour
They ended up getting central air, so I got this here a/c, to which I pray daily in the summer *ooooooommmmmmmm*
Jenner Prico said he saw him in Playgirl but I dont know his name!!
I thinkl Revolta's son is more like 10yo. And if he does cure Jett, I'll eat MK's pubes.
tina fey. i heart her.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 6:05 pm | #
wow, I couldn't even tell that was her! I GOTTA SAY, I love your taste in chicks - Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey - I have almost DAILY arguments with my ex re: Paris Hilton - he thinks she's the hottest thing out there - ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Scout!!!! i still can't see your av!!!!
maybe i'm getting punished by XENU...
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:04 pm |
Thx Scout!
I'm gonna go get in line at gravatar now. BRB
Jenner Prico said he saw him in Playgirl but I dont know his name!!
Fancy flashing her dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 6:06 pm | #
him? HIS name?..........jenner confused........*scratches head*
vanina! *mousie runs in with foil sheet to shield you from Xenu's rays*
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:08 pm | #
Are you seeing Longhoria too?
I'm gonna go get in line at gravatar now. BRB
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 6:08 pm | #
that reminds me - lemme try my other address, see if model bus is up yet.......
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 6:05 pm | #
i thought it was Rachel Weisz...
I'm afraid to clear my cache or tell you to clear yours vanina for fear it's down and we won't see anyone's...
Jenner
tell your ex to take a look at Parasites bloody vag down below!!
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:07 pm | #
not only is she beautiful, she's smart and funny just like you all.
Is my new one showing up?? Its Longwhoria and it says Asslister
Are you seeing Longhoria too?
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:09 pm | #
is that who it is? I think I may still be too groggy to understand much yet *rubs eyes*
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:09 pm | #
we better wait 'till Xenu's spell is over...
I see LongWHORIA
Jenner
tell your ex to take a look at Parasites bloody vag down below!!
Fancy flashing her dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 6:09 pm | #
I SAW THAT!!!!!!!! that first pic from behind - THAT HAS GOT to be a weiner! For a skinny girl she sure has a chunky vadge!!!!
AND THEN the white gitch/bikini pic - that HAD to have been a tampon string, right? RIGHT? EVEN if you're near the tailend of your period, who the hell wants to risk wearing white?!?!?!?!?!
WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!?! *runs screaming*
not only is she beautiful, she's smart and funny just like you all.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 6:10 pm | #
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OH SHIT - I think I just made the comments section go wide - MY BAD, PLEASE DON'T HIT ME
definitely tampon string.
I cleared my cache vanina. All is good. I see Longwhoria too.
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:13 pm | #
DAMMIT! You made my box all big!
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 6:10 pm | #
you just earned a place on my so called D-listers male crushes...
*stats daydreaming about mpcmike...*
Travolta needed some more training. He had some personal issues he needed to work out. This delayed his progress. But after extensive retraining, he is back to where he should be, it will not be long.
Do you know that there is a growing trend of rape by psyciatrists? The victims tend not to remember due to getting shock treatment by the frauds but we have proof!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:38 pm | #
*sigh*. You're probably not even a scientologist, just a blog-moron with too much time on his/her hands.
NO the comments went wide on me too!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:14 pm | #
then i think i'll need to clear mine!!!
DAMMIT! You made my box all big!
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:15 pm | #
my friend used to work for Purolator, and one day a woman ran in, with her hands held open, and yelled "I HAVE A BOX THIS BIG!!!!!!!!!"
He had to excuse himself to the backroom
jenner you have power over the comment box?!!!
testing
NO the comments went wide on me too!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:15 pm | #
IT WAS MY FAULT - prico pointed it out a week or 2 ago - when I made one long something or other -
*bends over for flogging*
Theres my parasite one!!
testing
Fancy flashing dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 6:17 pm | #
AH I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
fuck!!! i'm having a problem with the space comment!!!!!
Oh NO! Fancy!!!
checking Longwhoria
jenner, dammit, bitch! I hate having to expand my comments box! But I like having my box expanded!
jenner you have power over the comment box?!!!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:17 pm | #
Jenner's the gal that runs the internets, doncha know?
*giving jenner the stink-eye* Thanks for the plus-sized box.
Fancy, i see it!!!!
Darn asslister didnt show up I will have to change it!
Larilee - Watch this if you do not believe me.
http://video.google.com/videopla...6740&
q=Axiom+10
Documenting rape of patients. Think again before accusing me of being something else.
jenner you have power over the comment box?!!!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:17 pm | #
*EVIL LAUGH* all this time I've made you all believe I'm a nice gal just lookin' for some dlisted laughs, when REALLY I'm THE LORD XENU and I CONTROL THE COMMENT BOX *EVIL LAUGH*
But, um, that's ALL I control, so......
Watch this if you do not believe me.
Documenting rape of patients.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:19 pm | #
Ya fucking pervert.
i kinda like the big box- no, that's too easy.
It may enlighten you. See how evil psyches really are!
Oh NO! Fancy!!!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:18 pm
What did I do??
*reapplying Off* Damn...the bugs in here are terrible!
What did I do??
Fancy flashing dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 6:21 pm | #
Winking at her with your dirtstar again? SHAME!
Prime - you may get off on the rape and degradation of other people, but we do not. Take your show on someone else's road, you fucking freak of nature.
Jenner: *slap*
Parasite Fancy!
Jenner: *slap*
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:21 pm | #
I KNOW I KNOW, I forgot your teachings from last week!
But since you're here now - *bends over again for more flogging*
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:21 pm | #
Thanks Prico! Jenner, that's what you get for manipulating MY box!!
Like my mom used to beat me...
How *slap* Many *slap* Times *slap* Do I *slap* Have *slap* To Tell *slap* You *slap* Not *slap* To *slap* Do *slap* THAT!! *slap* *slap* *slap*
my hands are getting pruney from all this box stretching.............
Parasite Fancy!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:22 pm |
My next one might be her bloody vag!!
I've been away so long, I missed the second coming...
My next one might be her bloody vag!!
Fancy flashing dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 6:24 pm | #
you should do a composite (composite?) shot - Paris & Mischa: A Study in Bloody Vadge
Okay everyone...toss your cookies and get a load of me now!!!! I *heart* Scout!
of course, none of us will ever be convinced to join scientology, but i don't mind if he talks about it, hell, i find it entertaining. i'm not gonna watch that video, though.
Fancy, you do that and you will receive no more cheetos, meth or beer nuts, bitch!
Hi prico!
I've been away so long, I missed the second coming...
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:24 pm | #
A recap of the comments for you:"Angelina's a whore" "Aniston's a man" "Blah,blah,blah"
Jenner good idea hahahah!!
Paris & Mischa: A Study in Bloody Vadge
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:25 pm |
More blood than both Kill Bill volumes combined... coming soon...
I've been away so long, I missed the second coming...
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:24 pm | #
I've already set up a shrine
She was born ONE DAY after my b-day -EVERYONE KNOWS I was hoping it was may 26th - BUT NO, no, she had to go & schedule a c-section MAY 27TH - what a bitch........
Blue Rose - It is proof of abuses by doctors. And I am reluctant to even call them that.
http://video.google.com/videopla...4392&
q=Axiom+10
How Schizophrenia is made up by quacks!
http://video.google.com/videopla...0680&
q=Axiom+10
Abuse of the elderly by psychs.
http://video.google.com/videopla...7200&
q=Axiom+10
More quackery
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:25 pm | #
AWESOME! He looks like he's having an episode!
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:25 pm | #
awesome!
Mousie why you wanna do me like that??
Okay everyone...toss your cookies and get a load of me now!!!! I *heart* Scout!
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:25 pm | #
I SEE IT! I SEE IT! teehee! *kick kick kick*
hi there Prico!!!!
*dimples*
Hi Mousie and all!
Thanks Blue Rose, now I'm caught up.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:26 pm | #
who is this person & why is he still talking?
Mousie - We are against abuses by quackery. People must be told that psychiatrists are an ill influence and do many such abuses.
prime-level, you asked us to view your links now would you take the time to please check out this site and read the info there? http://www.xenu.net/
MJF! Dance with me!
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:26 pm | #
welcome Prico, did you enjoy your trip?
He's gonna have to sing really fast to keep up with his leg!
Does anyone hear a prime housefly in here? It keeps buzzing in my ear. Anyone got some Raid?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:26 pm | #
Ahem. I. DON'T. CARE!
Ha ha!!!! I just fucked with you all and wasted an hour of your time on stupid bullshit that I don't even believe in.
You people are so simple-minded you just got drawn right in.
Fucking retards.
Hee hee. Froggie looks like his foot's asleep and he's trying to wake it up!
I HATE abuse by quackery - I was attack by a duck once, ugh NIGHTMARES *shudders*
Blue Rose - You do not care about people being abused? You are without heart.
I did, mpcmike, it was awesome. I had more fun and did more in 4 days than my usual week and a half trips.
Prime-Level
Quack Quack
I knew it that bitch from the quacker factory is a scientologist right?? She makes those sweaters and sells them for the cult.
Who posted as me? Do not speak for me. I do believe
Ha ha!!!! I just fucked with you all and wasted an hour of your time on stupid bullshit that I don't even believe in.
You people are so simple-minded you just got drawn right in.
Fucking retards.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:30 pm | #
aaaah the lament of the one who failed to convince..........
MJF! Dance with me!
Mousie is Snoring | 05.29.06 - 6:28 pm |
Okay...but you'll have to forgive any kicks that land due to my involuntary leg spasms. *turning up RPMs on record player to keep time with kicks*
I FUCKED FRED DURST!
Ha ha retards!!! Gotcha again!
Oh great now Prime Level is arguing with himself. The evil side is trying to take over.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:30 pm | #
Of course I care about abused people, but I don't want someone who's in a cult trying to put the meccaleccahimeccahineyho on me.
BLUE ROSE - do you notice any similarities between that one prime-roast post,
and a
few others we have
read recently????
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:31 pm | #
your av is killing me!!!!!!
Mousie who hasnt!!
Okay...but you'll have to forgive any kicks that land due to my involuntary leg spasms. *turning up RPMs on record player to keep time with kicks*
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:31 pm
You sound bipolar... you should see a shrink.
Okay...my left leg is exhausted after watching my avie for just a few minutes. *rubbing out cramps in hip*
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:33 pm | #
Mmhmm.
I
Did
Jenner.
Fancy - um...........wait.
*scratches head*
There is another posting as me. Probably to distract from my message. Why are you doing this false "Prime-Level"? What are your crimes?
MJF I think you're hooked up to some shock therapy! Between you and Mousie somebody's gonna have a seizure!
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:30 pm | #
i would love to visit Puerto Rico, and my visit to South Beach is in the works!
MJF, that fast foward shit is hilarious! I keep giggling like a lunatic.
hahahaha...I love how the dancing stopped and you got all serious, Mousie!
Go fuck yourselves Jenner and Blue Angel.
prico, let's get to it here. Stop messing with us and turn over, dammit!
prime-roast and prime-rib are arguing with themselves (since I'm pretty sure everyone has long since stopped paying attention)
"Now the movie's turned into a play *munches popcorn* still good though"
Go fuck yourselves Jenner and Blue Angel.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:36 pm | #
When did I join the Air force?
Go fuck yourselves Jenner and Blue Angel.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:36 pm | #
told you, Blue Rose!
MJF, your froggie wore my cuke out. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
aw look, jenner and Blue Angel, you got yourselves a troll. How very assinine.
Do you know what a Blue Angel is? Of course you do.
Crazy people give me a headache!
*munches from jenner's popcorn*
Hey...maybe my new avie can kick Prime-A-hole right on outta here! Really fast. Repeatedly.
Fine. There will be more on this board soon. Your religious intorelance will not be unchallenged. To the false poster posing as me. Please stop by the Org and get your life turned around.
er... an angel painted with the blue colour?????
OHHHH - look at all the dancing !
I'm so sad that Prime Loser is a fake - I wanted to know why Old Mother Hubbard locked Suri in the cupboard.......
*reaching for jenner's popcorn, but accidentally kicking it everywhere*
SOmeone pass me the jujubees.
Aw the prime meats are leaving? BYE!
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:38 pm | #
This is what I hear in my head now:Hellomyhoneyhellomybabyhellomyragtimegal-that fast,too!
aw look, jenner and Blue Angel, you got yourselves a troll. How very assinine.
Mousie Dances with MJF | 05.29.06 - 6:37 pm | #
it's the same person who posted under a BILLION different names, I do believe on an Angelina post (surprise)
they always
change names but they
always type the exact same way
seems I've touched a nerve pointing this out..........
I propose that all pregnant scientology women (victims) should be forced to undergo an abortion.Better yet, sterilize all male scientologists.Cut off their pee-pee.But in Tom Cruise's case there isn't much to cut off.
Witchy - I am not a fake. There is someone posing as me though to distract from my message. He/she is the fake.
OH PLEASE let him/her explain a blue angel - I just wanna hear them say "fart"
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:35 pm | #
i just said that it's o.k. with me if you talk about scientology,(although i can't speak for everyone here), and now you go and get all mean-spirited on me! damn!
To false Prime-level. Stop your actions now.
- I just wanna hear them say "fart"
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:41 pm | #
Just know that you will all burn for your sins unless you embrace our religion. Some day, judgement day will come.
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:38 pm | #
This is what I hear in my head now:Hellomyhoneyhellomybabyhellomyragtimegal-that fast,too!
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:40 pm | #
That's what I'm hearing... but really, really FAST!
*reaching for jenner's popcorn, but accidentally kicking it everywhere*
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:39 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Witchy - I am not a fake. There is someone posing as me though to distract from my message. He/she is the fake.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:40 pm
Nice try Ass-Lister.
False Prime-level, why are you doing this?
I am leaving now for good. Any further posts under my name are false.
This is what I hear in my head now:Hellomyhoneyhellomybabyhellomyragtimegal-that fast,too!
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:40 pm |
I keep hearing "Michigan Rag" REALLY fast.
"burn for your sins" - shit this is a PRIEST, not a scientologist! Either that, or this weirdo is too stupid to keep religions straight and keep up his/her "ruse"
Does anyone else feel luminous today?
What pray-tell is an ass-lister?
Just know that you will all burn for your sins unless you embrace our religion. Some day, judgement day will come.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:42 pm | #
We're already taking a bus to hell. You can't ride it either. NYAH!
Yeah, I don't think Scientologists use the word "sins", or "judgment day"...
Blue Rose, but there's room on the death plane!
I have always wanted to suck Tom Cruise's cock. I, too, am a closet homosexual. My father used to make me wear girls clothes. My mother made me take ballet.
I feel quite luminous today Mousie!
Ok its turning into the twilight zone in here.
Jenner - I have had only one message. The "Prime-Level" posing as me is trying to distract and tarnish it. I am indeed a scientologist. We do not believe in Burning for Sins.
PRIME-LOSER - you don't have permission to address me DIRECTLY !!!
For your crime, you must start using contractions IMMEDIATELY - no more typing in C3PO language !!!!
Prime-Level = Tom Cruise
The Midget-meister looks like he's trying to pull off a jig of some sort in that last pic. And Katie is trying to hide behind her hands. Katie, we can still see you and yes...that is your future dancing a jig in front of you.
The imposter needs an intervention. You are making me angry.
Prime-level
XENU IS PISSED AND HE IS COMING!!!!!!
Scout - you are correct. We would not use "Sins" and "Judgement day", the person posing as me is using them.
PRIME-LOSER - you don't have permission to address me DIRECTLY !!!
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 6:45 pm | #
Smite him! DO IT! DO IT!
Prime-Level Real | 05.29.06 - 6:45 pm
Thought you were vamoosing. Don't let the cyper door hit you on the way out!
Nice try again to he/she switching to my names. You are making it difficult to be here but I am sure that is your intention.
$cientologists just use the word "money"...
This all needs to stop. I am for real. Scientology is the future and if you don't adopt its philosophies then you are not worthy of our religion.
IfeellikeIshouldbetypingreallyfastnow.
hey joliepittme!!!
STOP. This is your last warning.
Witchy - You said I was false, I was correcting you. Therefore I can address you.
It's as real as the Da Vinci Code.
Wow...we got a real scientologist? Quick bag it and put it in quarantine.
I'm exhausted from all the dancing. I'm outta here! Thanks again, Scout! Love you kiddies! Not Prime-A-Hole, though. Him, I smite.
c3po? Haahaa good one!
I repeat:
Prime-Level Real | 05.29.06 - 6:45 pm
Thought you were vamoosing. Don't let the cyper door hit you on the way out!
Mousie is Luminous | 05.29.06 - 6:46 pm | #
It's not NICE to fuck with Witchy Woman.
*still snickering over it answering to the name Prime Loser*
Perhaps some of these fabulous D-Listers could defend me against this troll? You claim to dislike trolls so much, now is your chance to stand up to one.
bye MJF! Rest that leg!
STOP. This is your last warning.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 6:48 pm | #
What do you think you're going to do? Henstly I want to know.
well, i was going to be nice, but i cannot be responsible if the Dlisters rip you a new asshole
*honestly.
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:48 pm | #
'night MJF! put an icepack on that knee, more dancing tomorrow!!!!!!!!
What motivates her parents to go along with this baby hoax? Money? Love for their daughter?
ALTAIR-4
Bye MJF! *watches MJF dance away really fast*
Very immature people you are. Not worth my time and energy.
Bye MJF! Rest up that foot!
Hi Blue Rose!
Very immature people you are. Not worth my time and energy.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 6:51 pm | #
ALTAIR-4
*pulling trigger*
*click!*
fuck it's talking like yoda again
that darth comment may not have been too far off............
I can tell you I honestly HATE TOM CRUISE!! I don't have to know this guy to know HE MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL. What a short little gay man hiding behind a fake religion. I think I am going to make Harry Potter into the next big fad. The owl will be my ICON!! WTF!!!! ANYONE want to join? I hear you get a good tax write off.
Hi sweetie,Please call me. Your job here is done.
It's your turn to wear the strap-on and I want to suck your cock.
TCLTC!!! TCLTC!!
Very immature people you are. Not worth my time and energy.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 6:51 pm | #
Oh whatever. *Flicks a booger on Tone*
Do you think you're hurting me?
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 6:52 pm | #
absolutely! i'd much rather be a wizard than a brainwashed scientologist!
*mousie begs vanina to have a turn*
LMFAO!
Yes, this is what I've been talking about!
Oh whatever. *Flicks a booger on Tone*
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:54 pm | #
LMFAO!
What the hell is going on in here?
MJF...love the dancing frog. SO cute. Is it the vocodin I took or are there trolls lurking?
What's TCLTC? Tom Cruise Loves Thick Cocks?
I just laughed so hard I farted!!!
I would join just for the invisible cloak
tom cruise loves the cock!
Prico...
I think you hit the nail on the head.
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 6:52 pm | #
Shit, sign me up! I wanna be a wizard!
Did you see the pics on another site of Big-Boy-Pants and Katie coming out of the bathroom together at the kid's baseball game? He was shielding his face - GREAT DISGUISE - WTF do they have to go pottie together?
And are they playing in the park alone ? I love how she's trying to play hide and seek in the last picture
*damn, he's still there*
Cool. at least they have better costumes than those SCIENCULTERS. Oh.. nice movie with John Travolta by the way. Does Independence day scare the SCIENCULTERS????
Oh whatever. *Flicks a booger on Tone*
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:54 pm
The other day we were flinging blood clots, so I guess this is an improvement.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 6:54 pm | #
wait....i have to take a leak...
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:55 pm | #
"tom cruise loves the cock" a phrase originated on "the superficial" website, i believe.
oic...
By the way, south beach is overrated, mpcmike. Don't expect too much.
Did you see the pics on another site of Big-Boy-Pants and Katie coming out of the bathroom together at the kid's baseball game?
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 6:57 pm | #
Why do the words "Glory hole" spring to mind?
MPC...now that's creative. Tell me something I don't know. btw, do I get serenaded today? It is a holiday.
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone....well of course. That's one reason we all love each other.
Cool, I will set up a sign in sheet and we can all pick our roles. I hope you know that whoever is the most famous will have to be the head dude/dudette though... how we will get our word out? Oh shit, hopefully you won't turn out gay and than we have to have a HUGE CONSPIRACY to keep it under wraps..
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm | #
Yes, we talk this way in our real lives all the time. Imbecile.
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm | #
I've been called that before
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm | #
I'm scared that you know me so well
Sorry How would we get our word out. Forgot to reread before posting!!!! This thread is fast!!
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm
I thought we weren't worth your time. So why are you still here?
does anyone else want to yell out "Funky Cold Medina" everytime they see "Tone" post?
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm | #
my fingers are still sore from last night. everyone said they loved my version of 'ventura highway' though. so here goes...wishin' on a fallin' star.....
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 7:03 pm | #
Can I be hermione? My grandmother actually wanted that to be my name so in her memory, that would be cool. Since my parents we smart and didn't listen to her.
is it just me?
What is UP, my peeps? Hope you all had a wonderful holiday weekend... I'm back from a long weekend of abusing myself...I see the savior was hatched over the weekend.
OT: Where the hell is their kid??? I'm seriously starting to think major conspiracy theory...
Hey scout love the FUDDER smokin... little chub chub.
MPC...
I'll fix those sore finger for ya
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:03 pm | #
I was thinking of Tony Toni Tone, or however that was spelled.lol
TAK!
(watching Desperation)
Bonnie Blue.. you get first pick!!!
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:59 pm | #
i've dreamed of south beach so much, it could be a dump and i'd still love it.
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm
AD MAJOREM DEI GLORIAM
I can't be part of the Harry Potter cul....er, religion - I've never read any of the books, nor have I ever seen any of the movies - but I suppose I can be a random minion?
Shit---It cut my new name off.....had to shorten.
I think you scared the Scientologist away guys! GOOD JOB!!!
Jenner...I never saw/read them either. I just know about Hermione.
$cientologi$t bzbee | 05.29.06 - 7:06 pm | #
I was wondering, lol. BTW-your avatar is freaking my ass out!
Hello everyone. katie looks like she had a couple hits off a bong. Do those scientolgist freaks do that?
Thanks, bzbee... I was like who da hell...?
$cientologi$t bzbee | 05.29.06 - 7:06 pm | #
that's a scary av!!!!!
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 7:04 pm | #
i did 'sister golden hair' last night too, that might be a little old for some of you youngsters.
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:05 pm | #
I saw the movies, but I can't remember anyone besides Harry, Ron and Hermoine. Damn brain cells.
Hi bzbee!
prico - TAK? Go to the other place and look. Really.
Hey Jenner, do you think half the Scienculters read LRON'S FICTION book? Nope they just dropped some cash to be the GRANDPOOBAS!!
You are welcome even if you did not read the book,or see the movies!! It will be simple really... if you see an white owl.. DON'T SHOOT!!! Anyone else want to write the rules with me?
mpcmike - I loved South Beach but I went with my ex BF and I'm a girl, so...............
i did 'sister golden hair' last night too, that might be a little old for some of you youngsters.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 7:08 pm
Are you a fellow 70s child too ?! YAY !
saw the movies, but I can't remember anyone besides Harry, Ron and Hermoine. Damn brain cells.
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:08 pm | #
well, every cult/religion needs minions, so you can be a minion with me if you like! NO PRESSURE, no decisions, just hard labour and degredation!
Witchy - I am too.
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 7:10 pm | #
*wiping tear* thanks 92122girl!!!! It feels so good to belong *wiping second tear*
Mousie is Luminous | 05.29.06 - 7:10 pm | #
i can't wait. but, f*ck! delta airlines is expensive as hell when you're po' like me.
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:11 pm | #
Degradation? WOO-HOO!
Are you a fellow 70s child too ?! YAY !
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 7:11 pm | #
what age do you have to be to qualify? I was born in 1975 - does that count????
sorry, I'm just trying to worm my way into ALL the groups tonight.....I'm just reeeeeally lonely.............
oh...i need some coffee...
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 7:11 pm | #
oh, yeah, i've been really blessed that i may not look (or act ) my age, but i've been around for a while now.
What the heck happened to the comments screen?
On topic: TC looks a little downsy in the last picture.
Ohhh, Jenner, you're a youngun - but that's *sigh* fine too.
I was a teenager in the 70s !
jenner, why are you lonely?
What the heck happened to the comments screen?
Ruby | 05.29.06 - 7:14 pm | #
*Glare at Jenner*
Glad you all like the "Vacant Scientologist Stare" avvie. It is pretty creepy, though----might be short lived. I've been missing my rainbow heels.
Back later----just doing a drive-by right now!!!
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:12 pm | #
so was my girlfriend- i'm considerably older than that though.
i can't wait. but, f*ck! delta airlines is expensive as hell when you're po' like me.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 7:12 pm
Delta sucks to begin with! UGH!
what happend to Tone?
*Glare at Jenner*
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:15 pm | #
Aaah...Jenner...should have known.
she used to be soo pretty
damn, looks like i missed a lot!
Where art thou Tone???
On topic: TC looks a little downsy in the last picture.
Ruby | 05.29.06 - 7:14 pm
HEEEEEE - is that why she's covering her face ?
*MY EYES! MY EYES!*
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:15 pm | #
i know, but they've pretty much taken over cincinnati, where i'm leaving from.
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:15 pm | #
i know, but they've pretty much taken over cincinnati, where i'm leaving from.
BZBEE!!
You are skeering me!!
Witchy - I was a teen then, too.
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 7:18 pm
*Glare at Jenner*
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:15 pm | #
Mousie - I'm not lonely, just trying to make people feel pity for me, so I can get an all access/backstage pass for ALL the various groups we're forming..........
Fancy - who is dat in your av? It finally updated!
jenner - you silly!
Never mind, Fancy. I can smell the cooter rot. It's Parisuck.
so was my girlfriend- i'm considerably older than that though.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 7:15 pm | #
YOU DIRTY PIG
how much is considerably? 10 years?15 years? Or are you like, 83?
Oh shit I come back and its War of the Worlds up in here!!!!!
K testing 2nd address avvie....
Mousie you see Paris right?? Thats my avatar. It says skank Ho.
damn it damn it damn it
That's it, I'm leading a gravatar.com protest, just lemme make up some placards and we're OFF
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:21 pm | #
10 yrs, *hangs head in shame*
10 yrs, *hangs head in shame*
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 7:24 pm
mpcmike - my BF is 15 years younger than I am. Don't hand your head.
testing
what up bitches!
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:25 pm | #
15 YEARS?! You RAWK Mousie!!
Mousie you cradle robber!! HAHA!!
speaking of whom, she's telling me to get my big ass off the computer. big hugs to all, even the scientology guy - wait, that might be the hangover medicine talking...
Come on, most of you guys knew that already! My hawt young Latino lover who is STILL in the fucking hammock in the yard as we speak!!
Fancy, keep your distance with that av!
Hi spin!
10 yrs, *hangs head in shame*
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 7:24 pm | #
OK that's OK, not nearly as creepy as it COULD have been
*picturing mpcmike with polyester pants, unbuttoned shirt with mad chest hair & gold chains, slicked back hair, giving finger guns*
Hey Spin, you missed the crazy scientologist. I know you want to just cry, don't ya? lol
There is nothing wrong with Suri
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:39 pm |
How the fuck would you know? Was it addressed in the newsletter?
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 5:42 pm | #
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
what up bitches!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:26 pm | #
wassup spineroo!
'night mpcmike! *watches mpcmike hobble away with walker*
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:29 pm | #
Mousie you cradle robber!! HAHA!!
Fancy flashing dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 7:27 pm
We met at Home Depot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bye MPC!
*picturing mpcmike with polyester pants, unbuttoned shirt with mad chest hair & gold chains, slicked back hair, giving finger guns*
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:29 pm | #
MPC is Mr Furley???
MPC is Mr Furley???
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:30 pm | #
if he IS I'm goin' after him!!!!!!!!
now i'm fucked up... i can't see no avatars!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xenu is coming for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs screaming*
We met at Home Depot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:30 pm | #
"Young man, could you help me with a screw?"
Mousie...you have just become my idol. Though, if I dated a guy 15 years younger...he'd be 15 and my ass would be in jail.
Everyone...just put some peach cobbler in the oven....you coming over to share so I dont eat the whole thing?
We met at Home Depot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:30 pm |
Was he in the parking lot looking for work?
SORRY! SORRY! LOL
"Young man, could you help me with a screw?"
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:32 pm | #
"oooh, that's a big drill you're holding...."
Such mental imbalance here. I live for the day humankind will be free of such problems. Stop making up conspiracies there is nothing spooky or criminal about Scientology. I beg you all, please keep an open mind and at least check out the Church before casting dispersion where none need to be.
And yes, Suri is doing very well.
Oh, damn, peach cobbler... I'm turning over.
Mousie if he is in the Hammock why are you not out there swinging him??
Prico....I got some vanilla ice cream too...
Bonnie Blue - yeah, he's be 16 if it were me -I'm not sure but I think I too would be headed for the slammer (mmmm......slammer.......slamming...young nubile boys......) oooops *shakes head* sorry 'bout that......
*Stampedes to Bonnie Blues house*
really...how come i can't see any avatars???
( and no, i'm not blind yet..)
hey guys... anyone still on?
gaaaaaagggghh *homer noises*
vanina - I don't want to alarm you, but I too can longer see your avatar
Vanina they say too much playing with yourself makes you go blind!! HAHAHAH!
Ok, I have kept my mouth shut long enough about the COS. Or as my phychiatrist friend likes to call them, fucking scientologists. Anyway...it's a bit creepy that the questionaire that is on the COS website and that the administer is the same as a questionaire that shrinks use to determine mental illness. The so called "church" preys on the mentally ill which is so not cool. I have more...but I will refrain for now.
I'm going back to thoughts of cobbler.
bonjour Tabatha!
we're ALL "on" tonight! *bah dum dum*
holy shit!!!! what did i touch??????????????
the gravatars are her just way out to the right...
hey all... how was logn weekend? BF is sleeping right now so thought I would drop in.. and Shiloh was born
I hear Neil Diamond
Vanina...i see your av. I see everyone's av. I dont see all new ones but that happens all the time.
Jenner...want to hit up the local high school with me to go guy hunting? We can teach them a thing or two
Howdeee Tabatha!!
Fancy shooter on the cooter | 05.29.06 - 7:36 pm | #
and makes your hands hairy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no, really, i somehow fucked myself...i'll try to fix it...
(fuck!!!!)
Jenner...want to hit up the local high school with me to go guy hunting? We can teach them a thing or two
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 7:38 pm | #
be right there! *slipping on shoes*
no, really, i somehow fucked myself
vanina | 05.29.06 - 7:38 pm | #
Uh..No, it's too easy
Howdy Blue!
TAK!
OMG! Okay listen up, bitches -
He didn't work there, he was there buying wood.
I'm not out in the hammock because that bitch is immune to mosquitos and I am not.
prico - play nice.
Peach cobbler sounds great. I'll bring the Meloni tapes and schlitz.
Hi Tabatha!
no, really, i somehow fucked myself
vanina | 05.29.06 - 7:38 pm | #
Uh..No, it's too easy
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:39 pm |
Yeah I kept my mouth shut about that one!! (too lazy to make a smiley face!)
Bad joke, Mousie, I know... I couldn't resist.
i fell off the chair with the mouse in my hand...
and a dictionary fell off my coot...
Home Depot ! I like to go in there just to smell all the testosterone in the air.......
My youngest dalliance was only 8 years younger : (
she looks exhausted.
He didn't work there, he was there buying wood.
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:40 pm | #
wood................
i fell off the chair with the mouse in my hand...
and a dictionary fell off my coot...
vanina | 05.29.06 - 7:41 pm | #
What in the HELL are you DOING?!?!?!
Meloni and Peach Cobbler AND Schlitz! I think that is what heaven looks like. Too bad I'll never see it since I'll be in hell with you guys.
Vanina - all avs are there, you just need to expand your box.
Damn, that's two openings in my posts that no one jumped on. Slipping, people!
http://www.scientology.org/
http://www.scientology.org/en_US...bard/
index.html
http://www.religioustolerance.or...rg/
scientol.htm
http://www.volunteerministers.org/
i fucked myself...
why are you bitches playing at night?
oh, and fucking yourself is always good.
Mousie
buying wood?
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:42 pm | #
Mousie,i know, but i think i touched something...and suddenly i fell off the chair!!!!
karma is a bitch!!!!
is that toney? or sammy? is sammy fucking with us again?
Hi Daya!!
Mousie...I saw those openings, I'm just trying to be nice. I'm focusing all my negative energy on the fucking scientologists.
People are yelling TAK and I'm so confused!
Bonnie Blue, we are ALL on the shrt bus to hell!
Hi Daya! Welcome to the second shift.
FUNKY COLD MEDINA!!!!!!!!
Hi fancy! nice skank ho
fucking scientologists
aren't those the best kind? i wouldn't want one that doesn't fuck!!
Hey all you sexy bitches! Hope you all are having a hell of a memorial day!
Sorry, Mousie... I'm watching "Desperation" and the kid just shot the dog.
*sobs*
oh, hi prico!! sorry i'm late.
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:45 pm | #
I wouldn't fuck a scientologist with Parisites expanded box!
vanina, what did I tell yuo about touching yourself in cyber public?
And when I think of you I touch myself............. *humming*
I'm watching Back to the Future. I love this movie.
I know we're all on the short bus to hell. I hope there's air conditioning.
hi prico!
i see there's been much fun! i think we broke the 700 mark!
Hey Pookie, and welcome back Daya.
it's fucking HOT in the great white north!!! yes, we are boiling!! it's not even summer yet!!
Damnit Mouse...
Now I have that song stuck in my head. Fuck!
Blue, you wouldn't be able to fit them all in there therefore it wouldn't be any fun for you.
My Pookie | 05.29.06 - 7:45 pm | #
bonjour!!!!
I wouldn't fuck a scientologist with Parisites expanded box!
Blue Rose
i dunno....if i had her box i think i'd be more than happy to spread disease to them!
I'm watching Deadliest Catch.
prico - I think they combined Desperation with The Regulators. Is the possessed kid called Seth and is Tak still a raw meat-eating demon who hates poo?
I'm working double shift today it seems.
'when i think about you i touch myself
ooooh...'
it's fucking HOT in the great white north!!! yes, we are boiling!! it's not even summer yet!!
Dayanara | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:47 pm | #
I haven't even left the house today - had the day off, been sittin' here with the a/c cranked!
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:47 pm | #
don't worry, i'm at home, alone...
(and i hate that song!!
LOL!!!
So what's the hot topic today? I went to Area 51 (well, as close as you can get that is) and there are no aliens today.
WTF is Desperation ? (besides my life)
I dont want anybody else oh no, oh no
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 7:49 pm | #
Stephen King book, recently a tv movie.
I won a free mani and pedi at the spa! HAHAHAHHA, I'm a hot pussy.
Stephen King novel, Witchy Woman. Made into a tv movie.
Now I have that song stuck in my head. Fuck!
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 7:47 pm
Sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Not.
jenner - you didn't even leave the house for smokes? Or did you stock up yesterday?
I've never been in here at this time of evening. You bitches are even crazier now than in the daytime!
I think we need to take off on a cruise on the Hell Boat!!
Can't he find some guys to play catch with? Nawh.. they would clobber him.
How old does a baby have to be before people can't tell her age just by looking at it? I mean what if Katie really gave birth 3 months ago instead of 1 month ago?
This shit's really starting to freak me out.
Ruby | 05.29.06 - 1:00 pm | #
Ruby - Spot on. Katie's baby (father unknown) is probably 3-5 months old, so they are waiting until "Suri" is a little older when age is more ambiguous before they reveal her. I predict we see her towards the end of summer.
And I bet Tom's spokeswhores are reading every word we write.
that song's in my head now too!
hey mousie.. sorry left briefly to go to attic.. not sure why.. it's only 150 degrees up there
jenner: lucky you fucker...I had to go to work you know.
And I bet Tom's spokeswhores are reading every word we write.
LA
goood! i'll give them something to read! *rubs hands together*
Fancy shooter on the cooter | 05.29.06 - 7:51 pm | #
Hell, exiting and new
Come aboard
We're expecting you!!
jenner - you didn't even leave the house for smokes? Or did you stock up yesterday?
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:51 pm | #
stocked up yesterday - when me & Blue Rose sent mpcmike out for smokes, made him buy me a carton.
that's so cool Daya... I'm jealous... I want a massage soooo bad and a pedi and mani
Stephen King novel, Witchy Woman. Made into a tv movie.
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 7:51 pm
Sure. Answer Witchy but not Mousie. Pfft!
Tabatha - they lock you in the attic AGAIN?
Hell, exiting and new
Come aboard
We're expecting you!!
Blue Rose
the HELLL BOAT!
Was it here that I read the theory that Suri is actually Chris Klein's baby???
Hell, exiting and new
Come aboard
We're expecting you!!
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:53 pm |
On the Hell Boat (sung to the tune of Love Boat)
jenner: lucky you fucker...I had to go to work you know.
Dayanara | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:52 pm | #
hehehe sorry
good thing I was off - I didn't even know there was a TTC strike until about an hour ago!!!!!!
AHHH - Stephen King - thanks
I'll just have to find the time to go now. HAHAHA.
my right tit hurts.
Was it here that I read the theory that Suri is actually Chris Klein's baby???
My Pookie | 05.29.06 - 7:54 pm |
She also dated Josh Hartnett in between Chris and Cooze.
My Pookie
that's one theory....another is that katie was in vetro fertilized
Sorry Mousie, I thought you knew what it was.
soon we'll be making another ruuuun
the hell boat..............
something suh something...lots of fun........
i forget the rest of the words....
my BF locks me in the attic... I get out to eat some rice
Where are we cruising to? W're already going to hell on the short bus, so let's go somewhere HAWT on the boat!
"Watch this if you do not believe me.
Documenting rape of patients.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:19 pm | # "
That video was made by the Church of Scientology. Dumbass.
what does TAK mean?
Josh Hartnet? Boy, I missed that one. I just find it bizarre that there hasn't even been a sighting of either of them carrying a bundle that looks remotely like a baby. ANYWHERE.
Someone answer Mousie ! Does the demon hate poo? (or whatever her question was)
A hawt cruise to Hades!
if they're only recognized as a not-for-profit group, why does C of $ have the word/term CHURCH in it?
Sorry Mousie, I thought you knew what it was.
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 7:55 pm
prico. I was asking you about certain characters in my 7:38 post.
Tabatha - I lock mine in there just because I can.
Well, as much as it has pleased me to be here today to try to enlighten some of you, I see that I have not been convincing. I'm actually not a Scientologist. I was trying to present the other side; playing devil's advocate, so to speak. I'm a Mormon, but that's not my point.
The crazy cop in Desperation keeps repeating it every now and then. It's like part of an ancient evil language.
brb.. there's a naked Colombian man dancing in my kitchen
Does the demon hate poo?
i don't know!!!
*to the tune of 'let's all go to the lobby*
let's all go to hades
let's all go to hades
let's all go to hades
and have ourselves some fun!
Cruise...I dunno...
I just saw Poseidon on Saturday night.
prico. I was asking you about certain characters in my 7:38 post.
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:58 pm | #
Can't find your 7:38 post...
EEEEECK!! a mormon! are you a polygamist?
they're about as whack as C of $!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 7:58 pm | #
why the hell is Prime-Rib or Tone-Loc or whatever the hell its name is still HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 7:58 pm | #
you're a Mormon and a Moron...
woohooo Tabatha!
Prico...What is Desperation about? I don't want to read 700 comments....if you don't mine you sexy thing you....
(I'm kissing up you know)
there's a naked Colombian man dancing in my kitchen
Tabatha
oh! i want naked Columbian men dancing in my kitchen!
if they're only recognized as a not-for-profit group, why does C of $ have the word/term CHURCH in it?
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:58 pm
HHubbard decided to call it a church so the government would leave him alon.
Tak is actually from the novel The Regulators originally. All of the characters in both books intertwine.
For the love of God, is Tak still a poo-hating raw meat-eating demon? AAAGH!
Fancy shooter on the cooter
oh cool...or to make it sound more legit maybe?
brb.. there's a naked Colombian man dancing in my kitchen
Tabatha | 05.29.06 - 7:59 pm | #
I've never noticed before now just how much cheeto dust is IN that ass crack *stares, mesmorized*
There's a crazy cop in a small town called Desperation. Whomever drives close to it, he stops them and either kills them or incarcerates them. He's creepy as hell...
OHHHH - I thought TAK was Tom-And-Katie.....
OHHHH - I thought TAK was Tom-And-Katie.....
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:58 pm
LRH actually said once that he knew the best way to get rich was to start a new religion. He was right.
Geez, at least mormon is a religion. COS is a cult.
Thanks Prico!!!!
There's a little stone gargoyle thing, Mousie, and the cop seems to invoke it, but it hasn't become a demon yet.
oh cool...or to make it sound more legit maybe?
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:02 pm
Yes I think there was something about it in the Rollingstone article.
oh! i want naked Columbian men dancing in my kitchen!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:01 pm
I've got a naked drunken Latino dancing on the terrace. Does that count? He's finally out of the hammock and wants cooter stew.
I'm a naked colombian woman dancing in the living room.
OHHHH - I thought TAK was Tom-And-Katie.....
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 8:03 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!
false alarm.. he was getting some shorts from the dryer....
Ok, all latin people must get dressed now!! What are people gonna think?
I can get naked & dance, but I'm not Columbian, or Hispanic at all - can I still do it?
*dances naked Irish jig*
i've fix it...now i can see everybody's avs!!!!!
weeeeeee!!!!!
i like being naked! it's too fucking hot.
TAK also means something else but the dancing Latino is distracting me. Good thing his house is on four acres and the neighbours can't see! Nothing like a free show. I'm sure his housekeeper is loving it, though.
Well, the COS has a lot of valid points, though. Any of you who take medication are truly sick. What more do you need than vitamins anyway?
LRH actually said once that he knew the best way to get rich was to start a new religion. He was right.
My Pookie
yeah, i read the interview with one of the writers who was present when Lron came up with the whole insane thing...he came up with it in one scant weekend!
is the mormon a polygamist? c'mon! there's some whack shit about them!
http://www.cultnews.com/
http://www.cultnews.com/index.ph...ounce-polygamy/
my BF put the Cheeto plug in the ass... it's supposed to be farting and blowing cheeto dust but it's not working
I wanna see some naked people!!
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 8:06 pm | #
funny, while you get naked i keep putting clothes on....it's so cold here!!!!!!
nekked is goood!
*strips down and dances*
nekked nekked neeeked!
Well, I'm a scotch-Irish Indian...I'll get naked and dance. ???? Not sure how appealing that might be but it's not a latina!!!
Well, the COS has a lot of valid points, though. Any of you who take medication are truly sick. What more do you need than vitamins anyway?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:07 pm |
You keep threatening to leave but you're like a housefly - you just won't go away!
You keep threatening to leave but you're like a housefly - you just won't go away!
Mousie
annoying gnat or a flea!
I did not threaten anything. I have a point to prove and you are all too blind to see that.
Ok, I am not Mormon. I just wanted you fools to see past what you think Scientology is and learn.
good night you second shift!! time for me to go hooking on the streets.
what a beautiful thing it is....
My Pookie | 05.29.06 - 8:08 pm | #
i'm a latina and i'm hot as a dry cucumber...
*still dancing around nekked*
nite hooker, uh, I mean Daya
later daya! be careful peddling your ass on the street at night!
Well, the COS has a lot of valid points, though. Any of you who take medication are truly sick. What more do you need than vitamins anyway?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:07 pm |
I dont think you are a scientologist. You are just here talking shit. You want your d-listed card right??
doing a jig is PAINFUL while naked *holds sore DDs*
Bye Daya!!
all i need is 'Trapped in the Closet!!!'
scientology!?? pffft, I rather stick a red jalapeño up my ass! thaks but no thanks.
The nerve.
Peach Cobbler is done guys. Come on over. But I'm not gonna be nekkid, sorry. I'll provide the dessert but not the cooch.
will the real Prime-Roast please go away
please go away
please go away
vanina - a cuke joke? *glares sideways at vanina*
OMFG! The fool just danced too close to the edge of the terrace and fell into the hydrangea bushes! HAHAHAHAH!
Tabatha - I want cheeto dust in my crack!
Jenner - you're going to end up with 2 black eyes !
Tom trying to prove he's heterosexual by "spawning" is as believable as when Jacko did it.
Well, the COS has a lot of valid points, though. Any of you who take medication are truly sick. What more do you need than vitamins anyway?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:07 pm | #
I'm sure if you or one of your kids gets cancer you'll be pumping them full of vitamins right?
doing a jig is PAINFUL while naked *holds sore DDs*
jenner
here! *holds jenner's hands to do jig*
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:10 pm | #
GNOTHI SEAUTON
OR
NOSCE TE IPSUM
Prime-level... how can you expect people to take you seriously? Look at your spokesman. Maybe you should get rid of him. You are what you eat right? Tom Cruise is a DICK!!!
Jenner - you're going to end up with 2 black eyes !
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 8:13 pm | #
what? I can't read what you wrote, my eyes are too bruised & swollen.........
OMFG! The fool just danced too close to the edge of the terrace and fell into the hydrangea bushes! HAHAHAHAH!
that's FUNNY! wish you had video!
gosh mousie, it's bad on the plumbing....
ha ha ha... take a pic of the fool in the bushes... I would have peed myself
**Holding Jenners DD's so she can dance*****
STOP SAYING THAT STUFF ABOUT TOM. You all misunderstand him. If you were more spiritual beings then you'd get it. I offer you video and real explanations, but you make jokes about people's privates and call names. HOW LOW.
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 8:13 pm | #
Amen to that.
here! *holds jenner's hands to do jig*
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:13 pm | #
ONE of us is gonna have to hold my boobs..........hmm? HMM? *ogles Spin*
these long weekends just don't last long enough....wish i had them all the time!
**Holding Jenners DD's so she can dance*****
Fancy shooter on the cooter | 05.29.06 - 8:14 pm | #
THEEEERE we go *jig jig jig*
oh, sorry jenner!
*holds one of jenner's boobs*
SOOOO sick of scientology - can't Old Mother Hubbard go back to his shoe for a while........
Who says I didn't pee myself? He did the classic jumping up and went "I'm good. Walking it off." Then he staggered into the house to take a shower. *giggling like a motherfucker*
Fancy's holding jenner's horns? HUH? Wait for me!
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 8:12 pm | #
GEE!!!!!i'm not having a good day!!!!
nevermind about that, it was a bad translation of a very lousy spanish joke...
i'm such a stupid cunt!!!!
IMO i think you're cuc is the most beautiful cuc i've ever seen!!!!!
nekked nekked neeeeked!
nekked nekked neeeeked!
nekked nekked neeeeked!
And what are you "Witchy Woman"? A sorceress??
Well guys I'm outta here. Talk to you later!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:15 pm | #
then AGAIN I ask you - WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?!?!?!?!??! MAN it's like the loser in high school who just wouldn't go away........
SOOOO sick of scientology - can't Old Mother Hubbard go back to his shoe for a while........
Witchy Woman
they're too hopped up on 'vitamins' to know when to quit!
you make jokes about people's privates and call names. HOW LOW.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:15 pm |
UMMM Hello how long have you been coming here?? Thats our favorite thing to do!
bye My Pookie!!!!
My Pookie
later!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:15 pm | #
IGNOTI NULLA CUPIDO
TAK A LAK!
TAK A WAN!
Bye My Pookie!!
And what are you "Witchy Woman"? A sorceress??
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:17 pm
Seriously. You have said you're leaving a dozen times and you haven't. No one wants you here so why stay? You like being unpopular? You can't sell your snake oil here.
vanina - no worries. You are not a CUNextTuesday. Prime is, but you're nt.
we are rude and crude but not deluded!
we won't change just to please someone else!
this is how we are! you don't ahve to be here!
Is there a reason I should not be here other than you disagree with what I am saying? Are you insecure?
Do you think that celebrities never look online? Do you think that IF they did they try to help you understand when misinformed? You clearly don't know anything about Scientology or those whom you talk about so negatively.
Kate and Tom are fine people and their baby is doing what the baby should be doing: resting and growing. People treat babies like they are different than adults and they are NOT. They are adults, but just not fully grown.
why am i thinking of that simpsons episode when mr. burns got his shots & ended up wandering out in the woods all radioactive saying "i bring you peace! i bring you love!"
yeah, that's what this is like
Bye my pookie! Can't you take this asshat with you?
we're not gonna change for you! we're not gonna change for you!
and you don't matter!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:19 pm | #
EGO SUM QUI SUM
OMG !!! OMG!! Did you all hear? Angelina has her baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!
They are adults, but just not fully grown.
Prime-Level
so that makes it okay to rape little boys and ass fuck little girls, right?
STOP SAYING THAT STUFF ABOUT TOM. You all misunderstand him. If you were more spiritual beings then you'd get it. I offer you video and real explanations, but you make jokes about people's privates and call names. HOW LOW.
How old are you? No REALLY?? There is no way you are an adult!!!
Oh, what is there to misunderstand about TC? TC thinks he is above everyone.. actually his is under like what 5 feet!!! LOSER!! The day TC takes a college coarse than he can TALK ABOUT SOMETHING!! Last I checked he BARLEY MADE IT THROUGH HS!! Paying people to agree with you does not make you smart. No matter what TC thinks!!! REALITY.. mabe you should try to join us all there!!
OMG !!! OMG!! Did you all hear? Angelina has her baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Ewok
um yeah...yesterday
Maximus Prime - a week or 2 ago another Scientologist was on here(or perhaps it was just you, who knows) - ANYWAY I asked that person some serious questions, kept an open mind, and was VERY respectful to them. They didn't answer ANY of my questions. NONE. NOTHING comes out of your mouths except "we are right, you are wrong" - it's Nazi propaganda, nothing more.
Now go away. I'm sure your fellow Scientologists have far better things lined up for you than polluting a gossip blog.
so is suri being 'indoctrinated' aka ass fucked right now? is that why there aren't any photos yet?
has she learned her place yet?
Try I heard it on Saturday. Where the hell have YOU been?
Prime-Level
Why is it so important for you to explain scientology to us? Are we really the kind of people you want in your cult??
"Oh, what is there to misunderstand about TC? TC thinks he is above everyone.. actually his is under like what 5 feet!!! LOSER!! The day TC takes a college coarse than he can TALK ABOUT SOMETHING!! Last I checked he BARLEY MADE IT THROUGH HS!! Paying people to agree with you does not make you smart. No matter what TC thinks!!! REALITY.. mabe you should try to join us all there!!
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 8:22 pm | # "
It is "course" and not "coarse." Coarse means a rough texture.
Also, it is "barely" and not "barley." Barley is a grain that people eat.
Obviously, you've never taken any college courses. If you had, perhaps you'd be more open minded to the reality that stares you in the face. It's like you are empty.
Is that twat still here?
we don't rape little babies and don't fuck children.
maybe you should try some priests or some pedophilia group.
you are not welcome here as far as i'm concerned.
OMFG!! Gwen Stefani had a baby, too! I didn't even know she was pregnant! OMG and I follow this stuff every day. Whoa.
Do you think that celebrities never look online? Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:19 pm
I hope they do! Maybe some of them will get a clue and stop acting like their dirt stars don't stank!
Ewok | 05.29.06 - 8:25 pm | #
Are you serious?
My height is considered just fine for a Thetan.
I'm done with this.
heh, babies are just small adults. right.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:19 pm | # I hope Celebs do read these blogs.. or at least pay people to read them. Maybe you can go back and tell him his acting SUCKS in movies and in the real life.I will let you know if I am being chased by a guy with a gun in a helicopter.. than TC can spring into action. Other than that EVERYTHING IS SUSPECT WITH HIM!! Give me a break guy....
prime meat won't answer about raping children
c'mon, its' what you do, right?
they're little adults, right?
so it's okay
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:24 pm | #
OMNIS HOMO MENDAX
Ok, I think that someone needs to go into the COS undercover or several of us go undercover and we destroy them from the inside out.
Who's with me? There's cobbler in it for you.
"Are you serious?
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 8:26 pm | # "
OMG, yes!!!! And Brooke Shields had one, too!!
I heard that Katie Holmes had a baby, too, but I'm not so sure.
Rape is always wrong.
And insulting someone's acting and career is a false way to win a debate.
I'm done with this.
Prime-Level
gotta go fuck some children?
don't let us stop you.
didn't TOM CRUISE once try to study for the catholic priesthood?
he must like to fuck little boys
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:26 pm | #
STUITORUM INFINITUS EST NUMERUS
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 8:27 pm | #
Ok, but I want some ice cream with it.
Blue Rose - this is a troll. Leave it alone, it's messing with you.
Bonnie - I'm in.
"Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:26 pm | #
STUITORUM INFINITUS EST NUMERUS
vanina | 05.29.06 - 8:28 pm | # "
Your knowledge amazes me. This is ridiculous.
Sorry Prime-dumbass... yeah I am typing fast and not wasting my time re reading or even really thinking. I have to get to a RETARDS level so you could follow me. However seeing how you follow everyone in life this S H O U L D be EASY. EASY..EASY... What is your degree in sir?
Vanina, you're scaring me. It's too close to 6/6/6.
Prime-Level
you don't know how to debate...you're only trying to win
and you lose
and sex with children is always wrong.
they are children, they do not understand you stupid stupid
pedophlia FUCK
Yes. I am a troll. LOLOL!! Not even the same "Prime-Level" that started this. But it was too much fun to let it go so easily. Pwaahaha!!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:28 pm | #
ULTIMA RATIO REGUM
I'm done with this.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:26 pm | #
AGAIN?!?!?!?!? Does that mean this time you actually ARE going away?!!?!?!?
This dude says "goodbye" and then stays more than ass-lister does!!!!!!!!!
Look, Prime-Shovel, I like all these people on dlisted, too - but there comes a time when you just have to say "I'm leaving, goodnight!" and then STAY AWAY
My degree is in chemistry. So, I do know the evil of medications.
And whoever keeps posting as me should stop being so malicious.
TOM CRUISE IS A GAY LITTLE MAN.
vanina - I'm afraid to ask you for a translation!
OMFG! BDBF asked me to make black bean soup and I did. He must have snuck in and eaten all of the chorizo out of it while I wasn't looking cuz now there isn't any in the pot! WTF?
Prime- Level is holding out for his D-listed card. Thats why he wont go away!!
Blue Rose...you may have cream...iced and whipped.
Mousie and Blue Rose...ok....lets do this but we can't desert each other...we must stuck together at all times.
Prico...you in too?
Prime-Level
your degree means you know shit. you can make LSD and you are obviously on it.
What is a Dlisted card?
Vanina - I thought I had forgotten all my high school Latin - but I'm starting to understand it - I'm scared !
C of $ is full of pedophiles who fuck little kids.
truth hurts.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:29 pm | #
TIMEO HOMINEM UNIUS LIBRI
And insulting someone's acting and career is a false way to win a debate.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:28 pm | #
"debate"???????? there's a debate going on???? ALl I've seen is some jackass who may or may not be a scientologist, who is in all likelihood a 15 yr old pimply kid jacking off in it's parents' basement, telling people "I'M RIGHT! NAH NAH NAH ! I'M RIGHT!"
Take your pic of Paris Hilton and your Oxy Clear & fuck ooooofffffffff already!!!!!!!
I think it's past someone's bed time...
The comments about Kate's eyes looking vacant are particularly unnecessary.
Again, what is a Dlisted card?
Bonnie Im in what is my job??
poo
spin, we could use Prime Shovel in the lab but I'd have to cut it up in pieces and put it in a vat of lime. That's the only way it'll STFO.
Sure, Bonnie. prico is in Desperation with Tak right now.
Oh my god, yeah... if it's got sugar, I'm there
Hi Gary!!!!!!!
yep, another verbal masturbator has found its trolly little way to dlisted!
must be spanking it hard right now
""debate"???????? there's a debate going on???? ALl I've seen is some jackass who may or may not be a scientologist, who is in all likelihood a 15 yr old pimply kid jacking off in it's parents' basement, telling people "I'M RIGHT! NAH NAH NAH ! I'M RIGHT!"
Take your pic of Paris Hilton and your Oxy Clear & fuck ooooofffffffff already!!!!!!!
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:33 pm | # "
Wrong. 27-year-old female biochemist who is a Pagan and single mom of one and is getting a total kick out of how gullible people are.
Not sure who the original Prime Rib guy was, but this has been a blast.
And Tom... where is his degree from SIR??? Tom graduated in the town next to mine so I know alittle sometim sometim about the gay little guy who got his ASSED kicked DAILY!!!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:34 pm | #
ACTA EST FABULA
Hi Gary!!!!!!!
Fancy shooter on the cooter | 05.29.06 - 8:35 pm | #
You got it. DINg! Ding! Ding!
Hey Gary, talk about dirtstars, this Prime dork is getting on my nerves.
I'm in the Pirin Oh.
Pagan! LOL! Gullllibleee!!!!!
Female.. hehe..
Ok, bye guys!! It's been fun.
spin, we could use Prime Shovel in the lab but I'd have to cut it up in pieces and put it in a vat of lime. That's the only way it'll STFO.
it's just a bot here to respond in annoying and robotic tones
Fancy....you can be on lookout. Know how to use firearms?
prime testicle has to go fuck some little kids now.
Can anyone tell me how long it usually takes to get an avatar approved?
LOSER PAGAN.. no wonder why you are SINGLE!!!!
Bonnie Blue
*raises hand*
oh me!! meeeeeee!
i live in tex-ass after all
PRIME LEVEL has given me diaherra , thanks fuckwad
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:36 pm | #
VADE IN PACE
You know - there isn't a ball in any of those pictures. Are they trying to catch a squirrel?
Again, what is a Dlisted card?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:34 pm
SOmething you'll never have.
wow...it thinks its smart like we won't notice if it changes its name.
fucktard.
This is retarded.
if its a real C of $ then it knows it is being watched and monitored by its people....
even while it fucks little kids
i always love ending a holiday with diaherra...if i cant share this with Dlisted, I cant share it with ANYBODY!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:35 pm | #
there's no way you're a pagan - being well versed in Wicca myself, there is no way a TRUE pagan would try to manipulate people and spew lies and jack off on the keyboard about shit it knows nothing about
Whatever you are, you're an idiot and very confused, and I suggest you pump yourself full of some SERIOUS vitamins
At the very least ask your mom & dad for some literature on the shit you pretend to be so knowledgeable about.
Bonnie - I can fire a weapon. From slingshots to Howizers to anything in between. I'm an angry rodent right now.
so $cienTOMogist
do you make the little boys lick your balls?
Spin...nice. we'll need your firearm knowledge. We can storm the COS palace. They will go down!
Shit, I just realized that with their power, it's probably worse to threaten them then to threaten the life of the Pres.
Hi Gary!!!!!!!
Fancy shooter on the cooter | 05.29.06 - 8:35 pm | #
You got it. DINg! Ding! Ding!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 8:36 pm |
huh??
go mousie, it's your birthday
go mousie, it's your birthday
go mousie, it's your birthday
go mousie, it's your birthday
Deal or No Deal?
Bonnie I can and will use firearms!!
Gravatars take hours to even a week to the person who asked.
Ok, we need to start an anti COS training camp and then we can come up with a plan. Someone needs to teach me how to shoot.
the $cien'alien's name is gary apparently
Oh here comes kitkatwoman with that big gas guzzler... lol
Gary Marshall? He's a member of COS? Damnit.
53 more comments and we break 1000!
spin
*looking for gun cleaning kit*
gravatar won't even load on my computer right now, let alone gimme my damn avatar!!!!!! WTF!?!?!?!?
Bastards.
Bonnie Blue
well there is the Xenu group on tribe.net!
Bonnie-My dad had a sawed-off shotgun when I was a kid (He used to be a cop, and he got shot with it, so they let him keep it years later) that I fired once. If I can shoot that thing, I figure I can handle anything.
some peopel huh? Please give me someone who really likes TC.. I am in a ripping mood!!!
post! post!
break 1000!!!!
*cough, cough--- getting out of the twilight zone---*
so!!! may i have some ice cream????
"the $cien'alien's name is gary apparently
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:42 pm | # "
Yeah. Ok, so sorry for all the trouble. I'm Gary. I'm 32. I'm here for the first time about halfway through this thread. Bored and felt like screwing around.
I'll leave. See ya.
the $cien'alien's name is gary apparently
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:42 pm |
Please dont tell me That Prime level is Gary our dirtstar friend!!
Blue - you can flick more boogers - they HATE that !
Seriously, where is the "ball" they're playing with ?????????
gravatar won't even load on my computer right now, let alone gimme my damn avatar!!!!!! WTF!?!?!?!?
Bastards.
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:43 pm
That happened to me a few times. You just have to be patient.
I'm afraid I can't help on the weapon front.........Canadian, you understand.......ALTHOUGH the gangs find guns, maybe I can infiltrate some gangs and get some guns - how hard can it be?
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:43 pm | #
i'm having troubles with my avs too!!!!!
oooh, this is coming together nicely. I feel like I'm the only one with no firearm knowledge. Damnit.
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 8:43 pm | #
$88.14 today to fill up , my pimpride may cause me to hit more corners during the day or take the kids out of school to sell more X...tough choices!
I HATE TOME CRUISE!!!
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:45 pm | #
You can squirt them with maple syrup, make them all sticky so they can't move.
oh! somebody has to be the poo flinger!
that's always good!
That happened to me a few times. You just have to be patient.
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 8:45 pm | #
not my strong suit, "patience"
jesuschrist... I just put $25 on mine
This cobbler is good. Is there any more Ripple? *chewing vigorously*
$88.14 today to fill up , my pimpride may cause me to hit more corners during the day or take the kids out of school to sell more X...tough choices!
KitKatWoman
no kidding!
gotta expand the drug sale territory!
You can squirt them with maple syrup, make them all sticky so they can't move.
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 8:46 pm | #
goooooooood idea.........also, those maple leaves are quite pointy, I can use them like NINJA STARS whhhhhhhaaap! Maple leaf right in the trachea!!!!!!!!!
how about boone's farm strawberry hill?
maybe?
or dr. mckillocutty's?
maple syrup smell makes me vomit
KitKatWoman - I was on empty. Mine was US$97.18 to fill today.
Bonnie - we need to wait for Foo to get home. That hareball will take tonnes of names and then break out the AK-47!
Jenner... where in Canada I lived in Montreal, near Dorval, for a few months while hubby was training!! LOVED IT!!! Miss it tons, a little cold but the people ROCK!!!
canadian ninjas!!
She looks like a cave woman and Tom just clubbed her.
Did we lose Prime-Dumbass?
i'm having serious buyers remorse on this vehicle but when I drive it...it goes awayyyyyyyyyyyyy.(giggles)
Heartsflowers, can I have sex with your gravatar?
Mousie....we totally need Foo. She'll scare the shit out of those fuckers.
she looks reaaaaalllllly tired
Stephen King uses the "portal to another dimension" a lot in some of his novels...
TAK!
Jenner... where in Canada I lived in Montreal, near Dorval, for a few months while hubby was training!! LOVED IT!!! Miss it tons, a little cold but the people ROCK!!!
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 8:48 pm | #
I'm in Toronto - LOVE Montreal, but haven't been in ages!!!!
Quebec gets WAY colder than Ontario, so I imagine it WAS a tad chilly
Foo scares the shit out of me!
KitKatWoman - mine was a present so I save on car payments. *giggling in a creepy manner*
We can shoot clots at them too!!
Mousie's a kept woman ! Lucky mouse....
jenner- the coupla times i went to toronto was for this little thing called the peace games
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 8:51 pm | #
its ok i would GLOAT too! lol
oh, lucky lucky mousie!
Witchy - nah. A B-day present from an ex.
Does anyone know if we broke 1000? Even if I close my browser it's stuck on 947, dammit!
canadian ninjas!!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:48 pm | #
I can picture what a Canadian ninja might look like - wrapped head to toe in a Maple Leafs jersey instead of the standard ninja black - might stand out a bit, but before anyone is on to me I'll have already punctured a major artery with my Maple Leaves of Doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The great love of my life called me Mousie - I miss him........
*sad witchy*
YAY, we broke 1000!!
Stephen King uses the "portal to another dimension" a lot in some of his novels...
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 8:51 pm | #
believe me, Prico, for a moment i felt i was going to cross that portal...
todo bien bombon de licor???
Mousie want a good chuckle? I joined the Sierra Club! They are over zealous enviromentalists! Lord help me if/when I pull up to meet the local chapter! LOL...joined mainly for kids (the things I do)rolls eyes
jenner- the coupla times i went to toronto was for this little thing called the peace games
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:52 pm | #
not sure I know what that is? When was the last time you were here? Did you get to see the city at all?
1000 comments?? is the wack job still here?
*sad witchy*
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 8:54 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWWW. No chance of reconciliation?
kitkatwoman - even I don't have grapes THAT big!
Yesterday, it was $55 to fill up my car. And I dont drive a monster truck. Damnit.
Jenner...I love the Canadian Ninja idea. I dont know if you ever saw Eddie Murphy's Delirious but I picture the part where he talks about his mother using her shoe as a boomerang when you are tlaking about the maple leaves. HA ha ha
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:55 pm | #
i liked to go to canada wonderland... also to the exhibition place!!!!
and to the lake...
I wonder who the 1000th poster was? They should get a prize, like "YOU'RE THE MILLIONTH CUSTOMER!", that type of thing (especially if I was the 1000th poster, then I WANT A PRIZE
I've never been to Canada But I have in my possession,-and I don't know how I got it-a Canadian flag. Full sized too.
ME ME Raises hand!!! I want a prize!!
hubby is still telling people that I turned down a BMW to get this monster truck, and I dont CARE...i said Like I care if they think I'm a bitch? PFFT yeah right ok...
thank god everyone goes to work & school tomorrow
ME ME Raises hand!!! I want a prize!!
Fancy shooter on the cooter | 05.29.06 - 8:57 pm | #
*Throws confetti on fancy and her dirtstar*
Jenner...I love the Canadian Ninja idea. I dont know if you ever saw Eddie Murphy's Delirious but I picture the part where he talks about his mother using her shoe as a boomerang when you are tlaking about the maple leaves. HA ha ha
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 8:56 pm | #
oh man, it's been YEARS since I've seen Delerious, or Raw for that matter! I think I might have to download them, because when I watched them oh so long ago I'd LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
Jenner...
I'll give you some cobbler. Is that a good prize? I just had a piece...it came out good. Always does....foolproof recipe.
Delerious is the best. We used to watch it in college ALL the time. It went out of print and it FINALLY came out on DVD. I so have to buy it.
YAY shaking confetti off of dirtstar!!
not sure I know what that is? When was the last time you were here? Did you get to see the city at all?
jenner
not really, it's like a mini-olympics that they share with indianapolis, indiana
that was like 20 years ago....i played badminton
we broke 1000?
WOO HOO!!!
*mousie tosses free cheetos and crank at jenner and Fancy*
i liked to go to canada wonderland... also to the exhibition place!!!!
and to the lake...
vanina | 05.29.06 - 8:56 pm | #
haven't been to Wonderland in AGES!
Blue Rose - you have a full sized Cnd flag, but you have no idea how you got it???? That's kind of ODD
Delerious is the best. We used to watch it in college ALL the time. It went out of print and it FINALLY came out on DVD. I so have to buy it.
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 8:59 pm | #
I'm buying THE 1st season of THE OFFICE (NBC version) tomorrow...i fucking love that show! Steve Carell ROCKS!
I watched Delirious not long ago. I think my favorite is "You don't have no ice cream, cuz' you are on the welfare"
yes! we broke 1000!!!!
Snorts crank and Sticks a big cheeto in dirtstar!!
I'll give you some cobbler. Is that a good prize? I just had a piece...it came out good. Always does....foolproof recipe.
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 8:58 pm | #
BAKED GOODS ARE ALWAYS AN ACCEPTABLE PRIZE!!!!!! (might be why I find myself unable to fit into all my clothes lately
BUT I'LL TAKE 'EM ANYWAY!
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 9:00 pm | #
I've had it for YEARS, I just don't remember where in hell it came from, lol.
oh yeah and of course i've been to windsor a coupla times
and niagra falls, both sides *yawn*
I am from Ontario Canada but I now live in North carolina and love it but I miss home
Mousie...wtf? Where's my fucking cheetoes? and crank for that matter...
Hi all!
I'll give you some cobbler. Is that a good prize? I just had a piece...it came out good. Always does....foolproof recipe.
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 8:58 pm |
send recipe to: pricolatino at hotmail dot com
I was to Toronto once. Yes I did the tourist thing when I went to that really high needle building. What is that called?
Anyway I still have my glass from it 3 years ago...Good times in Canada. Only time I could really validate a shot of Teq. in the afternoon to warm up!!!:}
*hands jenner some cobbler*
enjoy!
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 9:01 pm | #
here jenner, sip at my coffee...then i'll look for some fancy prize...
yeah, i want cheetos and some meth!
Hi lil'misscan'tbewrong!!
not really, it's like a mini-olympics that they share with indianapolis, indiana
that was like 20 years ago....i played badminton
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 9:00 pm | #
well you just have to come back, then! Badminton, eh? *lobs shuttlecock in air*
O.K., first off, you know this poor baby is with Scientolonanny, all the time. They don't want it bonding with KATE. Second, she wears the same damn jeans everyday! I know you got paid well, KATE, you should be able to get some new pants.
i know! i need to see the city!
Hi Lilmiss!
I SAID COCK
Hey are there any Tom Crusie fans on this thread? Probably not.. the ones that are being paid are probably on holiday!!! That could get costly with holiday pay!!!
SOrry Bonnie! Here ya go *tossing*
oh man, it's been YEARS since I've seen Delerious, or Raw for that matter! I think I might have to download them, because when I watched them oh so long ago I'd LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 8:58 pm
Eddie Murphy? OMG! I LOVED these shows! When he does the you don't got no ice cream and it falls out of his hand (the microphone) I nearly got a hernia laughing. That red leather suit was soooooooo 80s!
I SAID COCK
jenner
*points and laughs*
i haven't seen squirrels in ages...
wow, over 1000 comments, It will take all night to read them but I just might have to give it a go!
I am from Ontario Canada but I now live in North carolina and love it but I miss home
lil'misscan'tbewrong | 05.29.06 - 9:02 pm | #
I lived in Australia for a very short time - LOOOOVED Sydney, but yeah, nothing like home
Bet you don't miss the winters, though, eh?
MOUSIE - did I hear you're tossing cheetos around? *stand with mouth open, a la catching snowflakes*
COCK!!!!
*Mousie returns jenner's serve*
Okay, everyone who wants the cheetos and crank, out your hands out. Just don't tell Foo when she gets back or I'm a dead rodent.
*tossing in all directions*
holy shit on a stick!!!! 1000+ comments.
OMFG that picture is ALL kind of wrong- dem bitches never had a kid. dumb shits!
And after 3 30 packs of bud light this weekend, this was the most enjoybale way to end the long weekend....that prime fuck is NUTSO
it can correct my spelling- drunk bitches dont use spellcehck dammit!!!
hi tang!
I SAID COCK
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 9:05 pm | #
*Laughs like Beavis*
Prico...I sent the recipe.
*scrambles to get cheetos and crank*
COCK!!!
I was to Toronto once. Yes I did the tourist thing when I went to that really high needle building. What is that called?
Anyway I still have my glass from it 3 years ago...Good times in Canada. Only time I could really validate a shot of Teq. in the afternoon to warm up!!!:}
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 9:03 pm | #
CN Tower - I haven't been up there since I was a wee lass - DON'T LIKE HEIGHTS, and with that glass elevator on the OUTSIDE of the building *shudder*
Cold weather is one of MANY excuses to drink in Canada! *chugs beer*
a cheeto fell on my mouth!!!!
(what happened to the cocks???)
mmmmmmmmmmm
beer
I've read all your posts and I'm PISSED OFF!!!!
Waaa ha ha haaaa!!!
Thanks, Bonnie Blue! I'll let you know how it comes out.
THanks Mousie. I needed my fix.
COCK!!!
*stuffs face with cheetos and crank*
haven't seen squirrels in ages...
vanina | 05.29.06 - 9:06 pm
At my old house, I had them trained to come right up to me when I called them. Their reward was peanuts. I miss them.
FANCYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!. Jake's people got back to Hagface's people and guess what? He's coming to the party! Now if only that hareball LBFF will get the list together!
15 million for the role of TC's beard..not a bad paycheck for a chick who can't act!! Problem though... we are not buying it, do you think he will take the money back because we don't buy it? HOPE SO!! Love to see that hit the GOSSIP PAGES!!!
*Laughs like Beavis*
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 9:07 pm | #
aw dude, I've been watching old Beavis & Butthead episodes for about 3 days straight.......memories of university *sniff sniff*
*swats shuttleCOCK back to Mousie while simultaneously shoving cheetos in mouth*
Okay, no. It's really me, Suzie.
Uh.......
Okay.
Ya'll go take your meds.
Anytime Prico.
I am a closet chef. I love it. One of my good friends is a chef and I tell him tha tI live vicariously through him.
I'll give him a little plug too...he just won Top Chef on Bravo. I'm so proud of him.
Hi Jenner & Vanina!!!
But didn't Tom Cruise show pics of the baby on Ellen Degeneres' show? I thought I saw a YouTube here (on DListed)
nope no suri pics yet
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 9:09 pm | #
all i see here are homeless cats and dogs...
haven't seen squirrels in ages...
vanina | 05.29.06 - 9:06 pm
there's a squirrel in my neighbourhood whom I have MAD respect for - he's missing ALL his fur from his head to his waist, and he ALWAYS has his little peen sticking out - I'm a loser so I like to talk to all the animals, so I always make little noises at him, and he comes RIGHT up to me, ALL attitude, like "what do YOU want, BITCH???" I LOVE HIM.
Angie...no he didn't. He was just being an asshole and had pictures of a bunch of kids and said...her nose looks like this and she has these lips...etc. Stupid fuck.
How ironic that it is Tom who is wearing the MOM JEANS!
I've read all your posts and I'm PISSED OFF!!!!
Waaa ha ha haaaa!!!
XENU | 05.29.06 - 9:09 pm
I toally missed that last shuttleCOCK, jenner. Had to shove Hagface back into the outhouse. Bitch keeps trying to escape.
Hi there Angie!!!!
Jenner....that is such a sad squirrel. Awwww. I once had a sqirrel in my bedroom. THat was NOT cool.
he has to for that wide ass he's getting!
FUCK! I went to let the dogs in, and I stepped on Lily's-the lab/shepherd mix-paw,she yelped, it startled me, I dropped the beagle and hit my knee on the metal door jam of the sliding glass door. Then when I sat back doen, I hit it AGAIN on the desk! SHIT!
angie must sit on my face - hey you! Still mad at you for having Shiloh born on YOUR birthday instead of mine - ONE DAY SOONER, THAT'S ALL I ASKED
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 9:12 pm | #
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
we had squirrels at our old house...pretty bold!
they would come right up to our back glass door and knock on it to get food!
beggars!
i for one can wait to see pics of Suri, Kingston and Shiloh...these celebs are overhyped and frankly unless they are going to lower the price of gas, make housing more affordable(in CA where i live), make high paying jobs more plentiful, house the homeless, feed the hungry, educate our youth and make this world a better place, then i have no use for them or their children....
oh..and i've never been to Canada but i would love to go someday! i saw pics recently from a friend who visited and i must say that it is a beautiful country!
Blue Rose
ow! but funny!
ya know it's funny but I miss the snow on Christmas. I don't think I will get used to it being in the eighties and people having those fake snowmen on thier green lawns.
Thanks for that circus act Gary. Now I know who you are.
Thanks for that circus act Gary. Now I know who you are.
canada has the coolest squirrels....pretty black squirrels!
Jenner....that is such a sad squirrel. Awwww. I once had a sqirrel in my bedroom. THat was NOT cool.
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 9:13 pm | #
I used to work for a wildlife control place - I have spoken to MANY a hysterical person with a squirrle in the house
I'm INSANELY sensitive re: animals, but this lil' guy doesn't make me sad at all, because he's TOUGH man, you can tell he KICKS SOME ASS on a daily basis!
*picks shuttleCOCK off ground, lobs to Mousie AGAIN*
all i see here are homeless cats and dogs...
vanina | 05.29.06 - 9:12 pm
AW, I hate that!
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 9:12 pm
That's HAWT! Squirrels rule unless they're in your house or garden.
How ironic that it is Tom who is wearing the MOM JEANS!
Christy | 05.29.06 - 9:13 pm |
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA!! He is such a Dildo!!
poor poor critters! wish i cuold give them all a home!
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 9:14 pm | #
you sound about as graceful as I am
*puts rubbing alcohol on various cuts & bruises*
For better or for worse is based out of canada my fav cartoon/comic
i should go, my dealer is pouting at me...
later!
When I had the squirrel in my bedroom, I just closed the door and waited till it left. It was all good. Now, having the pigeons almost in the room, that was bad. They got caught between the storm window and the inside window.
FANCYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!. Jake's people got back to Hagface's people and guess what? He's coming to the party! Now if only that hareball LBFF will get the list together!
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 9:09 pm |
Mousie dont toy with me!!!!
*mousie lobs it back while drinking some Boone's Farm*
Fancy - did you see what I said about Jakey?
*belch*
sorry for the rant..im feeling a little bit pissy..cause i have to go to work tomorrow and i don't wanna
Bye spin!
Jenner....that is such a sad squirrel. Awwww. I once had a sqirrel in my bedroom. THat was NOT cool.
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 9:13 pm | #
i once had a BAT in my bedroom...it was horrible, the damn thing kept flying and hitting the walls and i kept screaming at the top of my lung...i woke up all the neighbours, who were pouring into my house to see what was going on...
lil'misscan'tbewrong | 05.29.06 - 9:16 pm | #
my brother actually lived in Australia for a LOT longer than I did (me, 4 months, him, 12 years) - he said while it was cool spending Xmas on the beach, he DID miss the snow & the Xmas lights & stuff
Can't make a snowman out of sand, I imagine
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 9:15 pm | #
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 9:18 pm | #
To make matters worse, my daughter heard me yell out "FUCK!" and she said "Mom, you said a bad word!"
Night Spin!
'night Spin!!!!!!
Vanina - yep, received MANY calls re: bats, too
Vanina...I hear that...when I was in camp, we had a bat in our bunk. To this day, I remember it so clearly. We thought it was a bird.....um, no. We were SO wrong.
Night Spin.
Did Prico go to bake cobbler now? LOL
Fancy - truly. He is excited.
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 9:14 pm
Darling, remember how I hurt my shoulder a few weeks ago? I stumbled going into my BDBF's sun room this morning and hit the door jamb with all my weight on THAT shoulder.
To make matters worse, my daughter heard me yell out "FUCK!" and she said "Mom, you said a bad word!"
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 9:20 pm | #
that's it, you've scarred her for life!!!!!!!!
I don't know WHAT I'm gonna do when I have kids, I swear like a trucker AND a sailor - I swear like a truckin' sailor.......
Now. I am willing to look at any criticism of the Church you have. Something happened a few minutes ago that is making me question. And I am worried...
Mousie if he is coming I hope Sassy has a "private room in her trailor!! You people will not see much of me that night!!
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 9:22 pm | #
i still have dream about it...
*starts looking the ceiling*
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 9:22 pm | #
OUCH!!!
Did Prico go to bake cobbler now? LOL
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 9:22 pm |
HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Not yet, lol, I'm still here. Reheating soup.
SHE ALWAYS HAS THOSE DUMB ASS JEANS ON. Isnt she warm wearing them running around? I think its all an act for the cameras. They know they'll be found by the paparazzi. Her hair is too much for her face. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fancy....
who was in your last avatar? The half nekkid yummy guy?
I apologize for calling you Wogs earlier. I searched for the word to clear it and discovered that it wasn't what I was told. I did not mean to demean any of you.
Darling, remember how I hurt my shoulder a few weeks ago? I stumbled going into my BDBF's sun room this morning and hit the door jamb with all my weight on THAT shoulder.
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 9:22 pm | #
oh Mousie, no!
Prico, I was kidding
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 9:24 pm | #
i'm having soup too!!!!!
I dont know his name but Prico saw him in Playgirl before.
oh..so now were talking about squirrls...heres my squirrl story..
when i was living in NY i went with some guy friends to Union Square Park, at night, so they could smoke some weed...i sat on a park bench and a squirrl started giving me the evil eye! now...im from CA and i generally like all animals but i started to get a little nervous cause in CA the squirrls are cute and shy..this fucker looked tore up (missing patches of hair, chewed up face)..anyway i put my backpack on the bench beside me and the little shit jumped up on the bench and then onto my bag..needless to say i started screeching (like a girl)..my guy friends thought that it was hillarious and started blowing weed smoke in its face trying to get it high..while i'm yelling for them to get the little fucker off my bag...
awww....i miss NY im so tired of CA
hubby's home I got to go! This site's peeps are the best! catch y'all later.
Mousie...be careful. I dont want to have to give you some of my vicodin stash.
Fancy - I thought the party was at FMouie's b.c of his hot tub? Did Foo change it and not tell me?
Okay. Did everyone who wanted it get the crank and cheetos? Cuz my arm is tired.
She has the same pants because he keeps her locked up!!!
The oddest thing I've ever seen animal wise was years ago, when I was working at a school, and I heard this "CLOP,CLOP,CLOP" sound. I looked around, and there was a skunk walking around with a yogurt container stuck on it's head. They had to call animal control.
she is a big elephant now
I really though Hubbard was a hero. That he was something special to us all. But seeing your reactions and reading the links you gave me. I managed to get some access time away from org members and I am seeing a side of things I had never seen.
Nia, that's pretty funny and yes, sounds like a valid description of our NY Squirrels.
nia | 05.29.06 - 9:26 pm | #
that's what the squirrles here are like! I now have visions of T.O. squirrels and NT squirrles facing off a la West Side Story *cue music*
Mousie I thought she moved it to Sassy's cause we havent seen Fmouie around!! She needs to calrify so we go to the right place.
Hmmm...FMouie...where has he been?
Angie...no he didn't. He was just being an asshole and had pictures of a bunch of kids and said...her nose looks like this and she has these lips...etc. Stupid fuck.
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 9:12 pm | #
Thanks Bonnie Blue
I didn't realize that! I think there's a strong chance that the baby is just ugly, and Tom is waiting for her to be more presentable. Joan Crawford wouldn't show the faces of her adopted twins until "they are prettier, like their real mommy joan crawford."
tom cruise and madonna are definitely the new joan crawford.
sorry, NY squirrels, not NT!!!! Same music applies, though *squirrels tossing knife from paw to paw*
good night lil'misscan'tbewrong!!!
I really though Hubbard was a hero. That he was something special to us all. But seeing your reactions and reading the links you gave me. I managed to get some access time away from org members and I am seeing a side of things I had never seen.
Toney | 05.29.06 - 9:28 pm |
Good for you Toney if its true.
ooooh fancy...ignore it so it goes away.
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 9:30 pm | #
I'm picturing a squirell singing Maria in a little chipmunk voice, lol.
i'm out for now!!!!!
good night to all...nevermind my latin...and i'll see you tomorrow!!!!!!!!!
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 9:27 pm | #
the FUNNIEST calls we used to get where I worked were about skunks
People assume if skunks (and raccoons, for that matter) are out in daylight it means they're rabid -PEOPLE WOULD BE FREAKING OUT on the phone
(BTW - 99.9999% of the time if you see a skunk or raccooon out in daylight it's a mom, and she's out getting food while the babies sleep)
Bonnie - I gots my own vicodin.
Fancy - I'm confused.
i'm having soup too!!!!!
vanina | 05.29.06 - 9:26 pm
I was too but stupid ate all the chorizo out of it earlier. NOw he's asleep. Lay down for a minutes after his shower and out he went. What a hard day he had - reclining in a hammock while his housekeeper served him margaritas. *glaring*
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 9:27 pm | #
on holloween after partying the night before, i woke up slightly drunk and still a little high and stumbled into my dorm rooms living room and saw a small fuzzy thing hooked on one of the room dividers...i figured it was some rubber spider one of my idiot guy friends put up to scare my friends and i..so i walk up to it and took a swipe and the goddamn thing MOVED! It was a REAL BAT! some idiot let it loose for holloween and it flew into our living room by way of our deck (we left the patio doors open)...again i screamed like a banchee
oops sorry!!
"All men fear the Black Cock!"
I'm watching Minoriteam... one of the evil guys just said that.
*pissing*
'night Vanina!
Good for you Toney if its true.
Fancy shooter on the cooter | 05.29.06 - 9:30 pm | #
don't believe Tone-Loc - one of MANY just trying to fuck around
Night Vanina!
Jenner Darling,
I was ELATED that the christ child was born on my birthday!!!!!
***Vanina***
Any ideas yet for cheap hotels in BA?
Bye Vanina!!
Mousie Im confused too!!
Prico...
I forgot an ingredient so I sent you an amendment.
Night Vanina
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 9:33 pm | #
you're watching what?!?!?! I wanna see a movie where someone says "All men fear the Black Cock!"
Ok, will make sure to get the revised version.
Fancy Shooter - No jest. Against my orders I looked at the links you all provided. It shook me deeply at first but then it started to make sense from things I had seen. It was hard for me to understand at first.
Bonnie Blue and jenner-
what's really funny is that the little shit just sat there on my bag like it had found a big, nylon nut! and it was totally getting high and it looked like it liked it
Minoriteam, jenner. It's a very wrong, very racist cartoon, but it's hilarious.
I was ELATED that the christ child was born on my birthday!!!!!
angie must sit on my face | 05.29.06 - 9:33 pm | #
I BET YOU WERE *mutters* bitch.......
Bye Vanina!
prico - what happened to Desperation? Did it suck and yuo bailed for black dick?
what's really funny is that the little shit just sat there on my bag like it had found a big, nylon nut! and it was totally getting high and it looked like it liked it
nia | 05.29.06 - 9:35 pm | #
One of MANY reasons I love squirrels..........
Nia...the sqirrel probably loved getting high. Come on...it was hanging out in the park. Not a stupid animal. As for the big nylon nut...he had the munchies.
anyone else see Xmen3 this w/e?
Jenner - I assure you this is true. While there were people posing on the forum earlier as me, I suppose to take advantage of the scenario, I am not false in this statement. My faith has been shaken and I worry about my family members still in.
Minoriteam, jenner. It's a very wrong, very racist cartoon, but it's hilarious.
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 9:36 pm | #
sounds like my kind of thing! Like I said before, you're the only other person I know who also likes Drawn Together, so I can imagine I'd like this "Minoriteam"
No, I finished watching Desperation.
And I saw X-Men 3 last Thursday.
I did KitKatwoman
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 9:37 pm | #
i saw it!..it was ok..not at good as the first two (IMO) but worth seeing
WELL it's time for me to jet, I'll see you peeps later!
nia, NY squirrels have serious game!
Oh Jenner, you have to watch Cartoon Network late at night... Minoriteam, Moral Orel...
hey Prico/Fancy..did you guys like it?
Night Jenner.
Truth be told. I was ordered to come here at first. They wanted me to keep an eye on gossip sites to see what the latest stories were. After a while they wanted me to start intervening on the forums.
Bye Jenner!!!!!!!!!
Night Jenner! Say hi to your bald squirell friend for me!
Bye jenner! Nia, did you stay til after the credits?
by Jenner!..see you in the morning..
Who knew cartoon network was the place to be at night. As I sit here watching Back to the Future.
So they could spin the appropriate stories in response
Don't upset the $cientologists, kids. They might start polluting your neighborhood with their whacko Christ-less pack of filthy lies.
I did Nia.
Oh Jenner, you have to watch Cartoon Network late at night... Minoriteam, Moral Orel...
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 9:40 pm | #
DAMN if only I had cable.........WELL, at least there's the internet! *off to download*
had a couple of comic book geeks behind us who kept saying FUCK & PUSSY, I turned around and whispered to the guy and said "if you dont shut your mouth I'm going to rip your cock off and shove it in your mouth" while smiling sweetly...he dribbled coke out of his mouth and didnt say a word he was VERY embarrassed
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 9:40 pm | #
yeah..and it seemed to me they were leaving it open to do another one...
Ian McKellen(sp) is so HAWT to me..i could look at him all day as magneto!..in fact im watching XMEN2 right now
You Go KitKatwoman!!! I hate bitches who fucking talk during a movie!!
Bye jenner! CYA tomorrow.
Truth be told. I was ordered to come here at first. They wanted me to keep an eye on gossip sites to see what the latest stories were. After a while they wanted me to start intervening on the forums.
Toney | 05.29.06 - 9:40 pm | #
Who are you trying to kid? What are you, a cyborg?
DAMN if only I had cable.........WELL, at least there's the internet! *off to download*
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 9:41 pm | #
Ya big felon,you! I noticed that you can download X-men 3, but with my luck, whoever held the camcorder in the movie theater would have palsy or something, and it would be all shaky, lol.
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 9:41 pm | #
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 9:43 pm | #
you have to see it on the big screen..if you're planning to see it at all...the visual effects are GREAT!
another rule of going to the movies w/me, is GO TO THE BATHROOM before the movie starts because MOMMY isnt going to take you! I am such a cruel mistress (hehehehehe)
i wanted to rub my cooch all over Wolverines porkchop sideburns ( blushes)
kitkatwoman is my kinda peeps!
G'night all. The vicodin is starting to work and I need to lie down. Cy'all tomorrow. *hugs with one paw*
nia | 05.29.06 - 9:45 pm | #
Oh, if I see it, I'll go to the theater.
Night Mousie!!
Bye Mousie
Talking in the movies is so wrong. I saw Poseidon on Sat night and these 2 chicks behind my friend and I wouldnt shut up so my friend asked them nicely to be quiet. The girl was like...I'll try....pffft. So, they ket talking and I asked them to stop then the chick got in my face and told me to stop listening to her convo. Fucktards. I had to get the movie usher. I was afraid these 2 girls would sit on me and I'd die.
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 9:46 pm | #
...me too *blushes*
night Mousie
Night Mousie.
night Mousie!!
I will trouble you all no more. It may be odd of me to say I thank you for putting up with me and giving me the links that changed my mind. You did more than you can ever know. I just hope that I do not have serious trouble to myself over this.
I am sorry for all the trouble I have caused you. I came here thinking I could help. Thinking I was right. But I couldn't be more incorrect.
Thank you all and farewell. I do not know if another will come in my place but please be vigilant, they will send another in my stead. I hope that you can get through to him/her and they too will find out the truth.
asked them nicely to be quiet.
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 9:47 pm | #
That's the flaw in your thinking right there. You have to act like you're crazy to scare the bejesus out of them. They'll shut up if you do, trust me, lol.
I was afraid these 2 girls would sit on me and I'd die.
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 9:47 pm | #
im a raging bitch when i go to the movies....i can't stand when people talk on their cell phones or when they talk period (usually high school kids)....
i wanted to rub my cooch all over Wolverines porkchop sideburns ( blushes)
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 9:46 pm |
HAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!
Toney | 05.29.06 - 9:49 pm | #
quit drinking toilet water
Blue Rose...I'm not scared of many people but these chicks. I was scared. I thought they were going to sit on us. They were about 400 lbs each.
damn...1186 posts..and the night is still young
Nia, it may be young by you. Here it's nearing bed time.
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 9:51 pm | #
Ahh, I see. That makes me thing of this woman I see around town: about 450 pounds, and a permanent scowl on her face. Her husband looks like he weighs 90 lbs.
i'm tired as hell but my LOWER G.I. tract has decided to be 'fussy' (grim face)
*Think, not thing.
Im out of here too. You guys have a good night!!
Hey Guys, It's me - Suri.
I was born an old lady like Mork and Mindy's kid. I'm just gathering my strength and soon I'll make my big debut. My album with K-Fed and Rappin' Granny is going to be Bee Eye Gee, BIG!!!
Xenu to you all,
Suri.
Toney- you are a fucking idiot
*gets another beer*
I'm out too. See you kids tommorrow!!
Bye Fancy
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 9:51 pm | #
at least they didn't fall on you
i had someone fall on me once from the row above mine..although to be fair i had just gotten up from my seat, to leave, and i guess she tripped and landed in my seat...unfortunetly she kicked the guy in the head who sat two seats down from me....on the up side though, she had on KILLER KICK ASS SHOES..they were Celine, i think...alligator, 3 1/2 heels...GOD i loved those shoes
Bye Blue Rose
Later Wogs. I hope you all get help soon.
Bye fancy, bye blue rose
Night Fancy and Blue Rose
Nia, you should have grabbed the shoes while the bitch was down.
All's fair in love and shoes.
shiggety shiggety schwa
THE BLOO ROZ LOOKS LIKE IT FELL OFF A CAK AND I WANT TO EAT IT I LOVE SUGAR YUMMM
KATIE HOMES IS SCARY NOW TOM KROOZ HAS RUINED HER HE IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 9:57 pm | #
i thought about it, but she was 5'3" and probebly wore a size 7..im 5'10" and wear a 10....but trust me if there had been ANY chance that i could have fit them i would have grabed them and run
I WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME IA AM BORRRRED
I NO LIKE TOMM KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ
Nia...that's my size. Next time....grab em for me.
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 10:03 pm | #
Deal!
and Hi Geen Welcome!
THANK YOU NIA YOU ARE NICE I AM SAD FOR KATIE HOMES
HOW DO YOU GET PRETTY PICTURES LIKE THE BLOO ROZ AND THE SMURFET
Night everyone. Gotta watch apprentice and go to bed.
Night Bonnie
these fools aren't worth 1233 comments!!!
geen | 05.29.06 - 10:07 pm | #
go to gravatar.com
register
upload pic/or select one from the site
wait until it is approved
when you get email from them..put your email addy in the Email optional section then...voila!
Night Bonnie!
and Scout I agree! that's why i havn't been on topic for a while
where is the baby, fuck buckets?
straight to the point christine. And why is your picture your homepage?
"Hey Guys, It's me - Suri.
I was born an old lady like Mork and Mindy's kid. I'm just gathering my strength and soon I'll make my big debut. My album with K-Fed and Rappin' Granny is going to be Bee Eye Gee, BIG!!!
Xenu to you all,
Suri.
Suri Cruise | 05.29.06 - 9:54 pm |"
LOL!
(does I'm-not-worthy bow)
1250 comments??? this has gone too far!
Interesting
How was everyone's Holiday?
..wow 1250
christine | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 10:22 pm | #
you need to put your email addy in the Email optional section not the URL..that way your avatar will show up
ps. i luvs the bunny
YSW!!? | 05.29.06 - 10:53 pm | #
it was great..just wished it lasted for another couple of days...holidays always seem so long at the begining but so short at the end....
how was yours?
Ah it was okay...had a cook out with friends.....and too many martinis
normal mothers and fathers bring their babys to the park in a stroller.
fresh air is good.
WTF?!!! 1244 posts? Are you kidding me?
Hope everyone had a nice holiday!
And still no SURI.........
GO YANKEES
These MoFos are not normal
I'm not sure who Toney is, but I don't understand why people cannot just post in their own names. I wasn't going to post again, but really, this is too much.
Whoever stretched out the comments box ruined my day
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 11:06 pm | #
arent you dead yet? I flushed you down the toilet a few hours ago with my Pearl Tampax
you know the baby looks like hell
that's why they don't want you to see it.
OK, These two are starting to really scare me **takes deep breath, becomes pensive, sighs** Ok, well I guess the word "starting" is not really accurate but I can't quibble over semantics right now. WTF is up with them posing for pictures and horsing around outside like they didn't just have a fucking alien baby?? I mean they fucking advertised it enough with her nursing bra showing and her stretch marks hanging out. I don't fucking get it.
I think Tom got over zealous when he tried to eat the placenta and ate the whole fucking kid. Now he's all like, "What the fuck do I do now? Maybe everyone will just forget about it if I bring my robo-wife out and pose for pictures like nothing ever happened.... Yeah, that's what I'll do!!"
FUCKING WHACK JOB!
I think they are just filming a pantene commercial or something.
"I'm not sure who Toney is, but I don't understand why people cannot just post in their own names. I wasn't going to post again, but really, this is too much.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 11:06 pm"
oh, so your real name is actually Prime Level? Don't tell me, lemme guess. Your mom's name is Sea and your pop is Ground. You even have a baby sister named College, right?
Kiss my furry queer ass, you homophobic $cientologist whacko.
They ate Suri already? I thought that was supposed to happen as a sacrifice in the third Xenu cycle of Pandorian?!
No, they did not eat Suri. Suri is fine. The placenta rumor was taken out of context from an interview.
You bitches still at it?
I think I left 7 hours ago and there was fighting....Settle down!
No, they did not eat Suri. Suri is fine. The placenta rumor was taken out of context from an interview.
Hubbardisagreatman | 05.30.06 - 12:10 am | #
How do you know Xenu, I mean Suri is fine? Enquiring minds want to know!!
Um..to lazy to read all the comment...but didn't she have a C-section? Can you get up and exercise this early after one? Seems to me you could maybe take power walks...but playing football in the park?
Someone who has had one pleeeaassse answer me!
She looks dreadful..wiped out, exhausted, miserable.
I know pregnancy and childbirth are draining, but she looks ready for postpartum depression...wonder if Tom is dumping the meds as we speak?
She isn't depressed
Suri Xenu-Cruise | 05.30.06 - 12:21 am | #
It depends everyone is different but I was out and about a week later.
She isn't depressed
Hubbardisagreatman | 05.30.06 - 12:26 am | #
OK, again I ask... How do you know that?
She isn't depressed
Hubbardisagreatman | 05.30.06 - 12:26 am | #
You are right...She is on vitamins!
She isn't depressed
Hubbardisagreatman | 05.30.06 - 12:26 am | #
You are right...She is on vitamins!
Is anyone reading this???
testing! testing!
seriously has this post broken a record on comments for a blog> 1270????
way to funkin go!
Those around her say she is always cheerful. She is tired after the birth, but not depressed. Tom and Katie are happy and there is nothing wrong with them. I was in Washington when Tom cruise visited for the MI3 promotion tour and they both looked vibrant and happy as can be.
vibrant=high, right?
They aren't ready to show Suri to the public yet. She is fine.
They aren't ready to show her to the public yet?? WTF are they doing? Having her vestigial alien organs removed first?
im still awake!!
she wears a size 19 shoe
oh my god... 1271 comments!! this is crazy....im jelous...someone leave comment on my sorry excuse for a blog : www.oyehoy.com
jesus fucking christ. how many times do we still have to say this shit? get a fucking life and have your conversations somewhere else. you people drive me insane and are destroying mk's blog. think about that next time you decide to chat about your idle shit that no one gives a fuck about.
now, as for the picture of kate, she is from valley of the dolls. she has no life in her eyes whatsoever. so sad, poor joey.
you people? what do you mean?
It would help if the blog did not spread falsity about Tom and Katie and just let them be happy.
When did Scientologists take over gossip websites??
Katie still looks worn out.
Suri does exist! But Tom gave her to Hubbard!
What's up with all the creepy $cientologists tonight?
What's up with all the creepy $cientologists tonight?
Suri could not be in Hubbard's care. He is offplanet currently
We are not creepy
one thousand two hundred and seventy fifth!!!!!!!!!!!
IF she went to see her family with her baby, how did she do it with out any paparazzi? Even britney was seen all over with her baby (face covered) in the very beginning (you know, before she was paid for the photos)-and she's not the most attentive mom-the cruise/holmes family is a very strange one-and there is no suri...so sad. Can we sue?? I would LOVE to hear a convresation in that house-lol!
Easy. Suri is not ready to be seen yet.
What's up with all the creepy $cientologists tonight?
X5 | 05.30.06 - 1:26 am | #
We are not creepy
Anonymous | 05.30.06 - 1:33 am | #
REALLY? oh yeah thats right we forgot you are normal. And Paris' who-ha is as tight as a bulls ass.
Interesting from one who yearns for other men when your husband is away. Let me guess that your crime is infidelity, why else would you speak out against me?
Anonymous | 05.30.06 - 2:39 am | #
what are u talking about. Not all military wives are like that myself being one of them. So until u know me and baout me don't speak of that again. It is stupid fucks like u that make us look bad. You dumb cunt.
ABOUT~~~baout
The only thing wrong with Suri is that she is probably about 5 months old and looks a lot like Chris Klein.
Just Another Sarah | 05.30.06 - 2:50 am | # That would be great. lol I would think after all the damn hype they would show her ass off. I am waiting for the day they all jump on oprahs couch.
So what are your crimes then?
I don't have crimes. I think u people are fucking out of your mind to pay for a bullshit religion. And for tom cruise to be a "spokeswhore" for it just goes to show that it is a joke.
http://www.scientology.org/ Go here, it will keep you faithful on those long times away from your husband. Scientology does wonders.
Anonymous | 05.30.06 - 3:14 am | #
thanks but no thanks. I am faithful to my husband I don't need some crack whores telling me how to live. Also if it works wonder what the fuck is wrong with you freaks. Must take years to take full effect. huh? do you have to make the payment in full before the miracles start working.
This post just makes me laugh. Of course their is no Suri. The COS probably sacrificed her or something. I'd join the Harry Potter religion just so I could Avada Kedavra Tom Cruise and the rest of the COS nuts.
do you have to make the payment in full before the miracles start working?
missing my soldier
bwahahah, apparently making the payment in full hasn't worked for Tom or Katie yet.....
@ Anonymous | 05.30.06 - 3:14 am
Thanks for posting the link. I'm always open to learning even if I don't get into Scientology, there is nothing wrong with learning and exploring different topics. Again thanks for the link.
@ Anonymous | 05.30.06 - 3:14 am
Ok I've checked it out briefly but i am far from finished. I've got to really research this well before I can form an opinion. Still I want to throw a question your way. One particular line that grabbed me was a similar belief that I have,
"Man is an immortal, spiritual being." If they truly believe this then they must be understanding of the fact that there is a supreme being that is the source of immortality and spirituality. They are saying the Church of Scientology but on that first page there is no mention of God? I am a firm believer in a human having endless immortal capabilites but I also acknowledge that it comes through God. Just stating what i realized... Anyay back to Scientology.
1,305 th.....
Fuck scientology.
where's the poor baby? what kind of sick fuck new parents go out all the time without their new baby?
thanks! I did put my bunny in my avatar, for some retarded reason, it done'snt show up.
everyone have a good memorial day?
I'm convinced Suri doesn't exist...
Bwahahaha, Come on. Haven't you people figured out yet that the "scientology" people posting here are just some dorks yanking your chains?
Tell em you've alerted the internet police and they're are gonna come get them for crimes of stupidity.
LOL!
that was funny.
still trying to get my avatar up!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 11:06 pm | #
arent you dead yet? I flushed you down the toilet a few hours ago with my Pearl Tampax
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 11:22 pm | #
comment 1313, playing those in the lottery today!~
I have never heard of a woman who has just recently given birth to take a break. Where is the baby. At least Britney never puts her baby down! Katie should be with her baby! Oh I forgot they're rich and just throw the baby off to a nanny...Tom Cruise is a religious FLOP! Go back to your baby and quit acting like children!
Scientology isn't a religion it's a cult!
Of all people I thought they would be showing off the baby 24/7! Whatever happened to Tom Cruise!? He's so wierd now! He's sooooooooo damned brainwashed by that cult!
I am going to be sick in my cheerios!
KitKatWoman - how you feeling today? I saw after I left last night that you werent feeling too well.
marci | 05.30.06 - 8:30 am | #
my only break when I had my 3 kids was when I went to the bathroom, that was the ONLY break for the first 4/5 months
Damn, that Katie looks all ragged-out. Eyes look dead.
Even if she's not on meds, can you IMAGINE how draining it would be to be married to that twat? He's mannic.
Mousie | 05.30.06 - 8:34 am | #
thanks for asking Mousie, I think I ate too much and my lower GI decided to retalitate, violently! But i am better today, its quiet and I am going back to bed in a little bit.
have to get my gossip in before I go back to dreaming
Good morning everyone!
Hope we all had a lovely holiday!
IMAGINE how draining it would be to be married to that twat? He's mannic.
Bettie | Homepage | 05.30.06 - 8:38 am | #
its DRAINING reading anything about him, because he bring such strong emotions of hate & loathing!
Mariah was just on the Today Show. What a fucking egotistic asshat. She kept saying how today is Katie's last day (it's tomorrow) and she kept playing with her hair like a 12 y/o and looked horrendous!
1320 comments?????? WTF!
lol Poor Mariah, always 1 step behind , Katie has annoyed me the past few years, I usually watch Fox & Friends in the morning.
I get on my girls about twirling/fooling w/their hair and they are 9 & 10!
Hi Shondi. Please take asshat Perez's face away. It's too early to have to bleach my eyes.
its ALWAYS to early for Fatfuck/Perez
Oh,Mousie you love him, admit it! No really, I can't help myself...I love to gross people out with my avvies!
Perez is an assbucket of scum.
pleasant morning to all, btw, LOL!
Well, you succeeded. God!
*dry heaves*
ok i'm off to become one with my bed...I shall return with NEW Dlisted postings (HINT HINT) and please have nothing related to Valtrex aka Paris, please, thank you have a nice day!
See you bitches later!
Hi Christine!
Bye KitKatWoman!
HI! how's it going? I'm watching south park on youtube. LOL!
I'm watching The Today Show and drinking iced coffee.
HellomybabyHellomyhoneyHellomyragtimegal...
Mornin'everyone.Gottakeepkicking.
Jesus MJF, your avvie do an 8 ball this morning?
Holyfuckbuckets!!!Lookatalltheseposts!
HAHAHAHA! MJF! My first laugh of the day!
IloveStarbucks.Betchacouldn'ttellhuh?
MOUSIE!!!!
AreyoustillgoingtowatchtheTodayShowwhenKatie'
sgone?
Damn, MJF you been on here two minutes and I'm already exhausted watching your froggie but I love it!
It's too damned early for that much fuckin' energy!
What a fucking egotistic asshat.
Mousie | 05.30.06 - 8:40 am | #
~~~
An asshat! Love it
Um, what exactly is an asshat?
Shondi, your avie makes Perez look like Will Ferrel (sp?)!
Well, lucky for all of us, he has his name on his jacket so we won't confuse him with anyone else...he sucks!!!
There is no baby!!!
BonZNMe | 05.30.06 - 9:13 am - it's worse than an asshole, I can tell ya that!
MJF - I stopped liking Katie years ago som yeah, I'll keep watching. They just had a fashion show about leggings. Every one of those outfits was soooooooooooo fug!
hahahaha, Hasselhoff crying is finally up!
Mousie Hotpants | 05.30.06 - 9:18 am |
They did the same thing on yesterday's show...I don't care how hard they try, that's one trend that was left in the '80's for a reason!!!
MJF - or unless you're Lindsay Lohan! HAHAHAHAHA!
fuck
wontingwitch, that's a great avvie!
My belated two cents worth...it's OK to leave your newborn with a sitter for a little bit, it helps lift your spirits when you're exhausted and hormonally challenged. Wasn't Katie kind of athletic? She probably wants to move around a bit. But if it were me I'd be taking a nap. As for Katie's white top and jeans, they are probably a baby-fat outfit.
hahahaha, Hasselhoff crying is finally up!
wontingwitch | Homepage | 05.30.06 - 9:18 am
Where?!
MJF - you taking a dance break?
Thanks Shondi. I put it up the day after A.I. I'm not sure why it took so long to go up but I'm happy to see it. I'm going to laugh everytime I post something, lol.
*givin' Jane Fonda a run for her money*
I physically get exhausted watching my own avie! We had to relive Katie Couric's colonoscopy this morning...before coffee (thank you very much). I'm not sure I'd keep watching if Matt Lauer left. He's my daily piece of breakfast meat.
Good morning! Holy crap, 1355 comments. I mean 1366...
For a second there, Shondi, I thought Perez was here...
Good morning! Holy crap, 1355 comments. I mean 1366...
For a second there, Shondi, I thought Perez was here...
I think we should all petetion to let us see suri!!! this is going to far!
that's a funny pic of hasselhoff!
Katie looks like she's been beamed up for experiments, had her brain taken out and implanted with some kind of spy aliens' brain, and put back into society. That poor girl does NOT look happy and it's more than just being tired. She looks scary.
They aren't ready to show Suri to the public yet. She is fine.
Anonymous | 05.30.06 - 12:59 am | #
Those around her say she is always cheerful. She is tired after the birth, but not depressed. Tom and Katie are happy and there is nothing wrong with them. I was in Washington when Tom cruise visited for the MI3 promotion tour and they both looked vibrant and happy as can be.
Anonymous | 05.30.06 - 12:54 am | #
nteresting from one who yearns for other men when your husband is away. Let me guess that your crime is infidelity, why else would you speak out against me?
Anonymous | 05.30.06 - 2:39 am | #
Looks like Tommy Boy has been up all night posting!!! He's such a busy little bee, ain't he?
Don't these mega celebs have their own mega mansion with their own mega backyard in which to play football? Why go out to a public park, sans baby, which is all anyone wants to see?
Wierd. Mental. Strange.
Sorry to dissapoint, Prico...it is only me!!
Hey Prico! How goes it?
WTF?! over 1300 comments and the box is all fucked up...what the hell have yall been doin in here?
good morning motherfuckers!!! I'm gonna be working like a slave today. I hate this comment box, who the fuck did it?
My math is off, and I'm double posting... ugh... it's Monday for me. Got my pastries and french vanilla coffee ready, though. Bring it on!
Who is here?? If its Xenu then I am leaving.
Hi all! MJF, Daya, Mort, Mousie, Shondi, kitkat, et al.
Jenner screamed at a $cientologist poser. Now our box is big. She appologized emphatically, though, and let everyone spank her! That was fun.
Mornin' All....
How was your Holiday?
Good Morning Everyone.
I see I missed the asshole $cientologist, again.
Today is Mel Blanc's birthday. Woohoo!
And a day like today, in 1998, Geri Halliwell left the Spice Girls... A Moment of Silence.
Katie's a gonner. She looks like a drugged-up lost soul. her parents should have locked her ass in the basement so she could mentally detox from Tom and his cult bosom-buddies
Shit that was me up there!!
Mariah is on Today.....Skinny jeans. Not working on her. The woman can sing but damn, she always looks like a ho.
...doing another movie.
Morning All!!
Love the pic of Tom skipping across the lawn...I wonder what length his jeans are? I'm guessing about a 22"
good morning everybody.....
this post takes for ever to come up..
need a new one
Shondi dont you love the way he has to roll them up!!
Love the pic of Tom skipping across the lawn...I wonder what length his jeans are? I'm guessing about a 22"
Shondi/Perez smells like ass | 05.30.06 - 9:39 am |
They're a size 6 from Gap Kids.
Good morning to everyone who has arrived!!
need a new one
Tabatha | 05.30.06 - 9:40 am |
agreed!
yea, he does look a little Leave-It-To-Beaverish in those jeans. I guess that explains why he wears a jacket. His ass is u-g-l-y
Hi everyone...
Shondi/Perez smells like ass
...your pic!
I guess he had to roll them up since he doesn't have his man-heels on.
Hi prico, jennifer, Tabatha, Fancy and Morticia!
Mel Blanc's B-Day???? How did I not know? The man was genius...er..."Sooooooooper Genius"! (anyone know who said that one?)
We could move down to the Crumbs....
Guys, I had a brainstorm last night. A joke to play on LBFF when she returns...
we all switch names...
prico becomes daya, mousie and i exchange, etc.... everything else stays the same
Morning, KeLL
ea, he does look a little Leave-It-To-Beaverish in those jeans. I guess that explains why he wears a jacket. His ass is u-g-l-y
Tabatha | 05.30.06 - 9:43 am |
Golly.
Good mornin' to everyone strolling in!
That's cruel Tabatha... I'm game. LOL
Good morning everyone.