WTF are they doing????
and where in the fuck is Suri??????
sorry...she still has dead eyes to me...
Who the hell plays lawn games past 12 years old?
There is no Suri! I am convinced of that! What kind of mom leaves her infant to go play fucking softball in the park?
Okay, I read a news release from the doctor at the hospital where Angie gave birth, telling how the delivery was normal and mom and baby are fine...why did we get no such notice with Suri? Because she doesn't fucking exist!!!
*rant*rant*rant*
so...the pillow theory is true!!!
If i just had a baby, i'd be with it 24 hours a day.
WTF??!!!
Worst Parents EVER!
Instead of bashing Brooke Shields, this idiot needs to take a course on parenting pronto!
I am just appalled...how long does this monster and his zombie think we are going to be fooled?
I'm sure Tom is forcing Katie to get out and get some exercise to lose the baby weight.
I think that pic of her with the wild hair would be gorgeous if she had some life in her eyes.
I remember when he and Nicole adopted the Connor and Isabelle...we saw pictures of them right away.
There is no Suri!!!
*still ranting*
Tom has a flabby old ladies butt
What in the fucking hell?!?!?! He's making her chase a ball like a dog?!?!? AARRRGHHHH!!!!!
Hi Blue Rose! 
Katie still looks like she's a robot. Those eyes are so medicated.
Why is she wearing a lace blouse to play ball in the park?? Teeshirts...hello?
You would think that he would be showing the world the baby by now.
Howdy Mousie!
It's only a matter of time before he causes Katie to snap completely.
Is this for REAL??!
She looks so incredibly high in the one picture.
I have three kids and believe me, the LAST thing I wanted to do after giving birth was to play BALL??!! ESPECIALLY after the birth of our first! We ate, slept and breathed for that baby when we first brought him home!!
I realize that a person needs to get out and have some alone time, but right after giving birth she's off to baseball games and traveling around the country with her "fiance" to his premiers and then running around a PARK??!!
I know celeb's are big on nannies, but WHERE IS THE BABY people??!!
They look so cute together!! I love Tom Cruise; because he doesn't care what other people think of him or neither he is afraid to speak his mind!! So i really respect him for that!!
Poor Katie. She really looks like he keeps her medicated to control her. And I still think Suri doesn't exist yet. I think they're trying to find an alien to adopt and pass that shit off as theirs.
You know what I bet it is? She has PPD, and this is some sort of deranged COS therapy. I hate that motherfucking midget.
"They look so cute together!! I love Tom Cruise; because he doesn't care what other people think of him or neither he is afraid to speak his mind!! So i really respect him for that!!" callisto
You have got to be kidding! All Tom Cruise cares about is public opinion! He freaks out if someone doesn't agree with his nuttiness, and he gauges every move for PR!
She's totally lobotomized.
And still wearing the same pair of jeans she's been wearing the past year. For all that shopping, she still hasn't found a new pair of pants.
Katie=Stepford Wives eyes w/o even being married...what a fucking shame.
Love how the little toad has to roll up his big-boy jeans when he's not wearing his high heels.
I was hoping she had gone home to Ohio - darn..
I think it is the fact that she's too big to be shown now - it would be obvious that she's more than a month old.
I can't get past the fact that NO ONE saw them at the hospital EVER.
....this big production to look like a "normal" couple ans she's wearing that lacy type thing...why not wear a T-shirt and faded jeans bring the baby in a stroller and your mutt....WTF am i talking about it's Tom Cruise ....he fucks up everything...
There is DEFINITELY no baby. What type of parents go to the park WITHOUT their baby. ALL THE TIME. I really can't stand them and it pisses me off that she sold her soul to the devil.
Why have they not taken that child out of the house if there is one. Does it have horns? A second head? A third eye?
Did Tom lose his strap-on somewhere on the front lawn or something?
Does it have horns? A second head? A third eye?
KellyGirl | 05.29.06 - 12:50 pm | #
Considering he just HAD to give her at-home sonagrams, I wouldn't doubt it.
Witchy Woman...
Your last statement is the kicker...why did NO ONE see them at the hospital? Why did NO DOCTOR come forward with a statement?
PS: How's the big O?
I never even thought of that! Not ONE person who was the hospital when she gave birth has come forward? Not even an orderly?
I love that last picture of her. She looks like she's about to have a total breakdown.
That is so strange to me, Mousie! Like I said, when Angie gave birth, the doctor issued a statement. Not one picture of them leaving the house, going to the hospital, and coming home...with hundreds of paps lurking everywhere.
It's a consipracy, I tell ya! The Scientologists beamed up every single person who knew they were having the baby! AAAAACK!
Seriously, that IS very odd.
How old does a baby have to be before people can't tell her age just by looking at it? I mean what if Katie really gave birth 3 months ago instead of 1 month ago?
This shit's really starting to freak me out.
Ruby - I don't have kids so I can't answer that, but this is freaking me out as well.
Okay, we have seen these babies:
Brooke's
Fishsticks'
Geri H's
Jen and Ben's
And we have heard of the deal that Brad and Angie have for $5 million with a mag...
but not one word or pic of Suri.
I think there is a Suri-I DON'T think it's Cruise's, though. I also think there is probably something wrong with it.
I agree Blue Rose. I don't think Tom's the father of Suri. Hells no.
I'm starting to believe that Kate had a baby, but that something is wrong with her. Cruise has been talking about how he's so good of a scientologist that he never gets sick bla bla. I guess if the baby had something wrong with it, like having CP or so, it wouldn't look to good... To me, that sounds quite likely.
At least she is looking bettre.
I too am beginning to doubt the existense of the Fringe on Top.
Also, to add fuel to my theory, is the fact that Tom just HAD to have a Scientology birth all the way, including not giving the baby any medical treatment after it was born.
Weirdness. I've tried to give 'em the benefit of a doubt, but their ongoing attempt to appear normal just make them seem stranger and stranger. WTF is up with this hidden, parentless baby?
She did NOT deliver in a hospital, no way!
I don't like TomKat, but i don't see anything wrong with them playing in the park...and as for not showing pics of the baby..well i for one think more of them for it! why the hell should celebs pimp out their children for our viewing pleasure! I have no desire to see pics of suri, shiloh, kingston or any other celeb kid...
*ranting cont'd*
and if we do see pics all they are going to show is a baby with fat cheeks, chubby arms and legs and a scrunched up little face...if they are going to show pics, i would rather see them in 6-9 months when you can really see something...
They have to produce the baby sometime. I'm not even talking about a photoshoot, I'm talking about taking her out into the world to watch her siblings baseball games and shit like that.
Hearts! It's too hot here for me - is it cooler out west ?
If they brought the kid out now, and put pics of that one next to Brooke's - and it's twice the size when they were supposedly born the same day ?
Babies just don't grow too fast at the very beginning - even Big-boy Pants can't make that happen.
There is no Suri. This whole thing is a setup as they show the world that she has post-partum depression (the dark circles under the dead eyes) and will be cured by vitamins and that Scientology really does work. * barf *
Ruby | 05.29.06 - 1:12 pm | #
Hi Ruby..why would you take out an infant to a game? besides i thought infants shouldn't go out into the public until they had vaccinations...besides if it were my child i wouldn't take him/her out so there could be a media frenzy...imo
God these two can't do anything right if they don't show their baby its " oh my god where's Suri? " " oh my god they didn't have a baby afterall" "oh my god she was never pregnant she just pretended for 9 whole months". I bet if they had already shown Suri all you people would of been bitching on how Tom is just using her for publicity.
there is no baby
She looks terrible! Her eyes are deader than disco. That baby is too big to show in public, that's the problem. So they're trying to pretend they're normal with these pics. Too bad just the opposite shines through.
Hi nia! *waves*
"and as for not showing pics of the baby..well i for one think more of them for it! why the hell should celebs pimp out their children for our viewing pleasure!"
But this is Tom Cruise. He & Katie pimped their entire relationship for our viewing pleasure. He bought a sonogram machine and told the world about it. When NY Magazine did a write up comparing the Pitts to the Cruises, they said that pictures of Tom & Katie were basically worth only about $2000 because they pimp themselves out so much. I guess my point is, why all the mystery now?
This is really starting to freak me out.
Hey, Witchy Woman! Way cooler here today...two tornadoes last night.
I really, really don't believe there is a Suri...if there is, she was born months and months ago (when the signs went up in the compound).
Cruisazy looks like he has a big ass in that pic.
No matter what the age of the baby they pass off as theirs, at a certain point, it will grow teeth. Even Scientologists can't control that. Unless of course, they get a cute 5 month old, pass it off as three months old and give it a tiny little baby mouthpiece like boxers wear to cover up its little rat teeth, which it no doubt got from daddy TomRat. Yeah, that could happen.
Now that he has taught her how to catch and fetch, then he will teach her how to roll over and play dead. THEN they can get married!
Hey callisto - did Xenu send you?
there is no Suri Cruise...
Vanina Argentinian Trash | 05.29.06 - 1:16 pm
So we'll just avoid the rush and bitch about YOU. STFO!
Ruby | 05.29.06 - 1:19 pm | #
I agree..they did ride the publicity train before the baby was born...so their reluctance to show off the baby does seem a bit strange, but I think Katie might be behind the latest move of keeping the kid under raps...i think her family has gotten through to her so maybe she is showing a little backbone now and is refusing to pimp out their kid for publicity for his new movie..or one could hope that is the case
Vanina Argentinian Trash | 05.29.06 - 1:16 pm |
You are SO not Vanina - but nice try.
I'm starting to get creepy feelings that something is going to happen to Katie. You know, sort of 'car accident off of a cliff'. I worry for her, I really do. She is going to have so many regrets for being such an asshole and not being an attentive Mother. Fuck knows what kind of experiments those Sci's are conducting on Suri.. if Suri exists. But, I think Tom will arrange for an accident anyway.. I totally believe he is capable.
i read somewhere that she was going to take the baby to meet her family...im sure tom gave into whatever her demads were to prevent this from happening as i believe that if she left she would NEVER return!
Naughty, I do, too. 
nia | 05.29.06 - 1:26 pm | #
It was also said that he was taking her there, and flying back to Ohio to pick them up. Tom, possessive? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm starting to get creepy feelings that something is going to happen to Katie. You know, sort of 'car accident off of a cliff'
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 1:25 pm | #
That gave me the willies.
Hearts, we're supposed to get storms later today - my hub and son are hoping it won't interrupt their golf - me, too, so I can have peace and quiet for awhile : )
What town are you in ?
*still laughing at Tom's rolled-up pants*
Nia,
He did prevent it from happening. She and Suri never made it to Toledo unless they were able to do so under the radar.
But I hope you're right that Katie is finally growing a backbone for Suri's sake.
fake vanina is in the house? HAHAHAHA.
Isn't it sad, Heartsflowers, that one day we'll hear it on the news and we won't be shocked at all? It's like you just expect this all to end horribly.. and Tom will still be around.
I know, Naughty, it just makes me sad looking at these pictures of Katie...even though she brought this on herself, I don't think she had any comprehension of what she was getting into.
Vanina i am loving your fan!!
But could he chill the fuck out!
Hey Nia! Welcome Back!
Hey Ruby!
This is really getting WIERD! No pictures of them going:
To the doctor's office.
Taking a walk in a stroller.
Connor's baseball games.
Going back to Ohio.
Going to lunch.
We saw Brooke and Grier at THE IVY, A PREMIERE, Cover of PEOPLE.
Like the earlier post said, we've seen:
Moses.
Grier
Bluebell Madonna
I bet we will see Kingston very soon.
And we all know were going so see Shiloh.
Maybe he is waiting to see what Brad/Angie will do next.......
As my grandmother once said: SOMETHING IN THE MILK IS NOT CLEAN!
GO YANKEES 
Vanina Argentinian Trash | 05.29.06 - 1:16 pm | #
I was sooooo waiting for you!!!!
LOL!!!!
and you know what?
Suri Cruise is in Altair-4!!!!
Witchy Woman...I am in Alliance...you might get the storms we had last night...wish my family would go golfing...instead they are going to hang around here, waiting for me to produce a cookout!
The last picture is gross!! 
So that is how a midgets ass looks like in jeans!!
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 1:25 pm
I never thought of that and he so totally capable of that!
Speaking of cooking, I must go "celebrate" the holiday with the fam! Have a great Memorial Day! *muah*
Bye Hearts! I have to go "celebrate" by cleaning the house.
I'm sure the church of Scientology has holed away the "baby" and won't let them near it.
Or it was a pillow. I'm 50/50
What kind of mom leaves her infant to go play fucking softball in the park?
heartsflowers | 05.29.06 - 12:34 pm | #
Does anyone know where these pictures were taken? If you've ever seen TC property (compound really) you would know he basically has a "park" in his backyard. Why go to a public place to play softball when you can do it in your own backyard? And no, I'm not saying they shouldn't leave their property but why go to a public park?
Hey Oakraiderfan
bottom line: The Scientologists haven't finished growing a decent baby yet. They're all coming out with tentacles or looking too much like Woody Allen.
who to fuck goes to play some outside games in that outfit? WTF?
Hi OakRaiderfan ..it's been a long time...
i see your shiloh was born this weekend..that must have made your day...
suri is probebly fine..just in seclusion..i don't worry about her now at such a young age..it's later on (age 2) that im concerned about...you know..when the conditioning starts
Tom is sterile....so, he can't be the father.
can these two ever be seen in public without looking like dipshits...
not normal.
They probably adopted (bought?) a child from outside the US that still has not been given to them and set up her "pregnancy" to coordinate with the baby's arrival.
i dont like tom but people Umm..
The Muffin | 05.29.06 - 12:39 pm
My thoughts exactly.
There is just something so off-kilter and fucked up about this...I was always skeptical of Katie's "pregnancy" (and Tom's role in it) and this is just reinforcing the hell out of my skepticism.
Either cough that fucking baby up or admit you didn't have one!
Will someone please wash her face, comb her hair and buy her some decent clothes?
Although her appearance is the least of her problems, I guess.
Poor thing.
It looks like a boy (tom) took his dog (kate) out to the park to play fetch.
What's with those dark circles around her eyes?
I have to say that, I too, believe that there is NO Suri or....
There is a Suri, but it's DEFINITELY not TC's baby.
When he was married to Nicole, who had the problem with having kids? Was it his or her medical problem?
Actually, I think Xenu has taken Suri to meet L Ron.
You guys do have me wondering if there is something wrong with the baby. That would be the only thing that could make the story of Katie Holmes more tragic. (Ya, that;s a bit melodramatic, but )
When I looked at these pictures, they felt staged. Like Tom and his people are trying to show the world that Kaite is happy/nondepressed.
Sad.
if I was a new mom, Id want to take my baby everywhere with me once she was old enough to go places. that's the fun, they are little buddies! you don't make them stay at home like a senile aunt.
Katie looks terrible! The dead look in her eyes is very frightening. She is just a shadow and a shell of her former self before she fell under the spell of TC.
Years, and I mean years, down the road the REAL story will come out and it will be explosive. Someone please hit the fast forward button....I want the skinny behind all the fallderall now!
I have lost all respect for Katie since she started this charade with Tom. Katie agreed to all of this and that makes her just as deceptive as as her little friend. I wonder how much she is getting paid. Was it worth it, Katie?
When I go to the park on Sundays with my boyfriend, to play softball, I don't wear tight jeans and WHITE LACE !!! This is obviously staged in order to refute rumors that she's depressed or that she left for Toledo.
Maybe this is some Scientology test. You know, they always have to take courses in order to "progress" to the next "level". Maybe playing ball in the park is just what she needs to do in order for "them" to actually let her raise (meet?) her own daughter. BTW, I love your avatar, heartsflowers. When I read your posts I hear Clive's voice. Thanks!
Well, it's sure not helping her acting career any. I'd rather have that go well, then get all this money from a crazy man!
ChrisX, 1:22, you Rock!
Maybethey had to sacrifice the first born....This chick is a LOSER!! I can't wait until the truth about everything comes out... ofthe closet as well!! TINY TOM CRUISE IS A HOMMO!!!!
i am highly confused...there hasnt even been a photo of them trying to hide the baby under a blanket or something?? maybe the dead look in katies eyes is from pain killers..i don't know..on another hand..i'm sure being in toms shadow drains all energy you have.
it makes no sense to me that katie has been photographed so many times without her NEWBORN...???
They're just like the rest of us people. I know when I have my first kid. First thing I want to do is play catch with my gay boyfriend.
you know his backyard is bigger than this park.
couldn't they play back there?
Now this is a couple I love. When crazies get together it can be beautiful.
He tried and couldn't have a child with Mimi, Nicole, or Penelope (well, maybe T and P weren't trying). Now, we are to believe that within weeks of meeting Katie she's pregnant with "his" offspring? Someone somewhere with the inside information will finally write a tell-all book so that we can get the "real" scoop on this man. He's just too strange for words!
Suri is probably under lock and key with Tom's mother and sister...Katie could have dark circles because babies don't sleep through the night...The whole think is strange though
Who the hell plays lawn games past 12 years old?
Anonymous | 05.29.06 - 12:34 pm | #
Every family member and friend of mine who's had their first child, have to practically be yanked at gunpoint away from their child's side. Even if the child is sleeping, they still want to be there. If it were me, I'd want to be there too. But so far these 2 are acting like a baby doesn't exist. What in the hell? And her face just screams "brainwash!"
I like how Tom cuffed his jeans and is romping barefoot in the grass.
*Sexy*
Nia | .05 .29. .06- 11:48 |
Yes, little Shiloh is finally here!
I'm just glad she is healthy and from everything what I've read, that everything went well. I can't wait to see THE RAINBOW FAMILY WITH THE NEW ADDITION!
I weep for Katie.........
GO YANKEES
grrr.
answer too quickly.
Anyway, I happen to play lawn games
Sure I don't look like I'm trying so hard but be damned, I play!
**Also, to add fuel to my theory, is the fact that Tom just HAD to have a Scientology birth all the way, including not giving the baby any medical treatment after it was born.**
Right. Lately I've begun to smell *conspiracy." As in: I think she DID have the baby months ago when those signs went up at the compound, but something tragic happened.
Either the birth went wrong and the baby was damaged or died, or the baby died during the enforced "week of solitude" or perhaps from that idiotic barley/cornsyrup *formula* the failed scifi writer...er...head of the CO$ "church" pulled out of his ass.
Now they have to wait for $cientology drone to deliver a replacement baby.
If Katie's child had died, it would explain the dead, haunted look in Katie's eyes. (I mean, other than the fact that she's living with the Cooze.) And why Katie's parents, the baby's GRANDPARENTS haven't been able to see "Suri" yet.
Like I said before, we get pictures of these two asswipes doing everything but taking a shit and the papparazzi still can't get a pic of them taking this baby to the doctor for her check up or even Katie goign to her doctor for her post baby exams.
TOOO Strange! And when is she gonna change those jeans!!
Come on people the baby doesn't even exist. Both of them think they have everyone fooled. Only fools would believe that the baby actually exists. I'm not one of those fools so excuse me while I laugh at Tommy Boy and Kate now.
Cruise is so damn controlling he probably staffs Scientologist M.D.'s and has them come to his house for check-ups.
I think that if something happened to Suri they would used it for PR or maybe not because of the fear that it would look bad for $cientology
Shouldn't their be an official birth record out there.
It would have to be certified by the state or hospital, and wouldn't it be 'public record' ?
If would be odd if Tom kept Suri with his family who lives with them and make "Kate" do other things considering how much he as shoved Connor and Isabella down her throat
**I think that if something happened to Suri they would used it for PR or maybe not because of the fear that it would look bad for $cientology
sloan**
No way. Tom said he hadn't even had a cold for years and also that he could cure a heroin addict in 3 days, because $cientology is so powerful. And he's supposedly at some superpower level where he can move matter with his mind and shit like that.
John Travolta's son is autistic and neither parent will acknowledge it or get him treatment. It's against the CO$ "rules."
If Suri is even alive and there is something wrong with her, they'll hide it. Which is why I think she's either damaged or dead.
And I agree with whoever it was who said Katie was likely to meet with an "accident." Maybe she and the "baby" will go out together in a fiery crash that will nothing for the forensic team to check out.
Then, poor, grieving Tom would get all our sympathy. NOT.
Its much safer to get the picture out there than not to. It reduces the chance of being driven off the road by the photogs trying to score the $$ shot. You'd think they of all people would know that. That is if there really is a Suri.
We've seen Brooke's baby..it's like the stars don't mind putting up a legit photo for the press...i would imagine katie is feeling left out seeing all the celebrity moms with their new borns.
Bug Spray,
Youv'e been watching to to much lifetime network.
How long ago did she give birth?
lol
joydivision...
then I have, too! Cuz none of this sounds too outlandish for The Midget.
During the pregnancy, there was never any pics of her going to or leaving some medical'office. This convey to the pillow theory.
Also, People Magazine asked her to pose pregnant and she refused. And it's certainly not because they wanted to stay "discreet". So why ? Because it would have been too risky maybe ?
the baby should be just over a month now, right?
DID YOU SAY THAT KATIES FAMILY HAS NOT SEE THE BABY??!!!!!!!!
She sort of looks beautiful in that one pic...and it made me sad. It's like seeing a halo of what she used to be.
Maybe I just don't understand their relationship, but from what I've seen they're one of the strangest couples out there.
WTF, and ya'll talk about Miss. Britney being a bad mom. I know this heffer ain't in nobody's park playing some lame ass game of ball when she needs to be at home with her newborn pillow....baby.
I read about some old nun who revealed what an apparition of the Virgin Mary told her like 60 years ago, she said Mary told her about an invasion, beings from other planets and worlds will come to the earth and try to invade it.
Who's is crazier, the Scientologists or the nun?
It's weird, isn't it? Cruise is the kind of deluded asshole that would allow the fuckups in Scientology unlimited access to a child, to raise her in some immersive Scientology 'technique', or some shit. It's the beginning of the end for Cruise. How can he survive this?
it's all very strange. what if the baby is being kept under wraps till the wedding? i hate to be a bitch, but looks like katie won't be much of a buff bride.
I think he is taking "Kate" out like she is a dog and cheering her up by playing with her. She hasnt gone shopping in a while.
Fetch "Kate"!
Maybe this is part of the buff bride work out?
katie needs to sit on a blanket with suri and make tom fetch!!
Looks to me like Katie isn't the only one who got a big ass during her pregnancy..lol
** I think he is taking "Kate" out like she is a dog and cheering her up by playing with her. She hasnt gone shopping in a while.
Fetch "Kate"!
sloan **
LOL!! I'll bet the Cooze is making her eat Science Diet "Light" so she'll fit into the wedding dress that HE IS DESIGNING btw... no joke!
**Looks to me like Katie isn't the only one who got a big ass during her pregnancy..lol
kali**
She got a big ass all right. And she's marrying him!!
WTF? Don't these freaks have a backyard?
What's Tom's cure for postpartum depression? Exercise and vitamins....here he is making sure "Kate" gets her exercise. I bet she's got some depression or baby blues happening.
i'd rather have brit drop me on head with a drink in her hand than to have these two as parents...of course suri doesn't exist...but katie's big ole ass sure exists...
LOL @ BUG SPRAY..so true
sorry, i meant to say tom's big ole ass...i got to excited....
LOL at these comments!..but i have to disagree to a point...it doesn't make Katie a bad parent to want a couple of hours away from her kid..regardless of how young she is..my friend just had a baby and for the first week or so you couldn't pry her away..but after getting little or no sleep, house chores, etc...she needed a little time away..now granted it was only 2 hours max (that's all she could stand w/o falling apart and turning into a nervous wreck) but it helped to get her equilibrium back!
as i said before..im glad they arn't pimping out pics of suri to the media...we don't have a right to see what their baby looks like, just because we are curious! I say good for them!(and giving TomKat any praise takes alot from me as a general rule i don't like them)...
GO TO OPRAH, GO TO OPRAH!! LOL..j/k..
I'm betting she has post partum depression, and we know Tom knows that the solution is "just a little exercise!" She looks so depressed and lifeless.
(Just to repeat other people, lol.)
sERIOUSLY IN THE LAST ICTURE tOMS ASS LOOKS LIKE A 70 YEAR OLDS!!!SO NOT COOL!!!
hahaha @ val..
Conspiracy theories are sharp in here. I'm getting scared.
Can't her parents have her kidnapped and reprogrammed? Kind of like how they used to do when someone joined the Moonies?
they are so odd, especially katie she looks zombie like to me where is that baby?
She has zombie eyes especially in pic 3.
Careful what you wish for..................Katie oopps I mean Kate!
Ha ha ha ha!!! Tom has to roll up the cuffs of his jeans coz of his short ass legs!
I can't believe he's barefoot. He must be all of 4'8" feet now. Ha ha ha! Midget.
I agree with Bugspray's comment about John Travolta's son being autistic and the parents being in denial..
With regards to Tom Cruise not remembering the last time he had a cold, maybe with his ADD, he forgot that last year, he shut down filming on "War of the Worlds" costing Steven Spielberg quite a bit of money as he had the "flu". He probably doesn't get flu shots either.
Maybe there are no doctor visits, because I would highly doubt that TC would allow his child to be vaccinated. (Isabella and Connor may be because they were adopted and while in the adoption process, one needs to have proof of regular doctor visits. Also, since NK is a big supporter of UCLA (clearly not a Scientology facility) and she has the balls to stand up to him, his original kids at least have a shot at some normalcy)
Oh Katie... what happened to your youthful glow?
I forgot, I also agree with how staged this scenario looks. Who in their right mind goes to play in a park wearing a lace cover-up? Aren't the grounds of his "compound" large enough for them to play on PRIVATELY? This is just another PR event to show that they are still "together" and as "happy" as ever! I still can't get over what a difference a year makes with regards to KH. A year ago, she was so cute. Now, she looks like a depressed, soul-less, fatigued shadow of her former self....
More barefoot pics of Tom in the grass please!!!!!!
If you look closely it looks like Tom is a big dumpy baby trying to take his first unsteady steps.... ew.
This girl is a junkie, damn, she is f... up.
Big mistake taking him to the park. Next thong you know he will be jerking off under a tree or something.
*thing
Her HAIR in the second pic has more life to it than SHE has had in any picture since she became infected...er...involved with Midget Impossible.
MJF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scout has your dancing WB frog!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
In the last pic, Katie covers her eyes cuz she can't believe Cooze is skipping like a girl!
Mousie is Bored | 05.29.06 - 4:49 pm |
MOUSIEEEEEE!!! *air kisses* Are you kidding me? Is it the REAL frog?
Wow, if the opening of X-men (150 Million vs 30 Million weekend opener) does not tell TINY TOM TOM he is washed up.... I guess I will have to find his 5-1" ass and kick it myself. Go away you gay little man!!!
He kind of looks like he's doing the same jig Asslee did on SNL.
Stay home to play? Please. It's not like Tom lives in some mega-mansion with a backyard the size of several regulation sized football fields.
Wait a second..
It is the REAL froggie - high stepping little fucker!
I hope fireants bites his feet.
How do I get it? Have you seen it? Is it cool? How do I give Scout my e-mail without the entire D-Listed population showing up in my mailbox (not that I don't love you ALL)?
I hope fireants bites his feet.
Fancy | 05.29.06 - 4:53 pm |
...especially between all of his midget toes.
I just have to add, I used to love her. But now meh... my picture with her when she was normal: http://www.moviepicturefilm.com/....php?
itemid=197
there is no baby...i'm just waiting for the announcement that the baby died of SIDS.... poor katie, she looks like he took her soul..such a shame....
MJF-I have Scout's addy, she's posted it on here several times before-it's one she doesn't use much-, so I don't think she'd mind if I gave it.
this is two very fucked up people...
she looks like she is on drugs
Hello and Happy Memorial Day to all my D-Listed pals !!!!
I have her email addy, MJF, but Blue Rose is right. She can post it here and just put MJF in the subject line so she kniows it's you. I have nt seen it, no.
Should I just e-mail her and ask for it?
Yep, something definitely isn't right with this couple. I never understood why TC felt he needed to tell the media that him and katie had consimated their relationship. I mean who goes and tells the media...yea I took her virginity (remember Katie said she would not have sex until marriage, while she was Chris)even though we aren't married. Then came the announcements that were getting married and then the announcements she was pregnant.
This whole thing is fishy. It was a set-up to begin with. Poor Katie is just in to deep now to get out. All of TC's other victims uhm I mean girlfriends probably have a bunch of stories to share. TC has everyone so scared though that no one will speak because TC will black list them from everything and their careers would be over.
I thought TC had left Nicole because Nicole got pregnant and TC knew it could not be his because he was not able to have kids and that is why they had adopted in the first place.
Who knows? I do know that this is one F'd up couple and something just isn't right.
OK, here is scouts addy: sparkyl@charter.net
MJF - just email her to the above and she'll work it out with you!
Silly wogs. What are your crimes? Why are you against people being happy?
Prime-Level? Who the fuck are you calling a wog? Do yu even know what that means?
Okay...I just fired off an e-mail. I can't wait to see it! Yay!
http://video.google.com/
videopla...+is+scientology
We help everyday! Why would you want to suppress that?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:04 pm | #
Cult boy, we're not against people being happy. We do have a problem with Napoleonic midget's who try to brainwash people, though.
Frog....not wog!!! Silly people.
What are your crimes Mousie? Why are you so angry?
They know exactly what they're doing.
They know that babies picture is worth millions of dollars.
They're playing with the paparazzi minds.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:06 pm | #
Yeah, y'all helped the hell out of Lisa Mcpherson, didn't you?
Also about comments showing the baby...Everyone loves to show off their little one. That is why there is a pic taken of them in the hospital and they are sent out to everyone to see. Where I am from you also put the babies pic in the daily newspaper with a birth announcement. If TC was excited as he pretends to be I think he would be showing that girl off. He was all for announcing it to the world about everything else and the exact day she was concieved.
Yeah WTF is a wog??
Fancy, your avatar!! 
Fancy -
It's a derogatory term used by the British when they occupied India during the Raj. That's what they called the Indians. It's considered very derogatory.
Thanks Blue Rose!! Hot Hot Hot!!
What are your crimes Mousie? Why are you so angry?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:07 pm |
What, pray tell, are YOUR crimes, Prime-Level?
Mousie have you been out committing crimes again?? Dammit I told you to stop that shit!!
Mousie, you have a misunderstood word. Wog means non scientologist and this was penned by Hubbard himself. So please cease to put words in my mouth that do not exist.
I'll admit my crimes-I took a piece of butterscotch out of the Brachs bin at the grocery store. *Hangs head*
Fancy, MK gave me too much crank again, the bitch. Yeah, I committed several crimes and I'm proud of it, dammit. Hagface bankrupted me so I went out on a rampage and stole all of the beer nuts in Connecticut. What's the problem?
I do think Katie had a baby because she looks fat. I think the baby must be really ugly or deformed or something since she isn't allowing photos. Also Katie looks depressed and unkempt. I doubt if it is from late night feedings. These celebs have nannies to handle that, don't they.
We seek a world free of crimes, but SPs such as yourself desire to focus on breaking up a happy couple instead of focusing on real problems of the world. What about poverty? Why not speak out against war?
Mousie that is just wrong. Beernuts should not be stolen!! Stay off the Crank!
...Wog means non scientologist and this was penned by Hubbard himself....
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:11 pm |
It figures. That moron couldn't come up with a better word than "Wog"? No wonder he wasn't very successful as a sci-fi author.
omg. this crazy SOB is making her go out there and chase the ball only weeks after giving birth--all for the benefit of the photogs. I gave birth to two kids and I had NO desire/energy/strength to play ball in the park.. not that I'm criticizing her for going out (it's much needed) but you feel sore and tired all the time and going out to a restaurant or a movie makes much more sense. He's showing off for the photogs and Katie, poor zombie, is going along with it. I HATE his guts.
Blue Rose - McPherson was a tragedy but the church was nowhere to blame. She commited suicide
I rippped the tags off the mattress and pillows at my house....Please don't tell anyone
Prime-Level - Hubbard was a lunatic and he stole that word from the British. I think before you use words for which you do not know the real meaning, you should pray to Xenu and hope no one notices.
I think her eyes look empty. This is all very suspicious.
Well we do promote anal sex. Thats a good thing!!
Why not speak out against phoney cults that swindle money out of gullible rich people?
Hey Mousie....got any beernuts left? *sniffing pockets* c'mon....share.
I rippped the tags off the mattress and pillows at my house....Please don't tell anyone
sloan | 05.29.06 - 5:15 pm | #
You BITCH!
Damn it...Why did I type that?
I guess the guilt was killing me!
If there is a real "live" $cientologist in our midst, this could be a fun afternoon! *rolling up sleeves*
We seek a world free of crimes, but SPs such as yourself desire to focus on breaking up a happy couple instead of focusing on real problems of the world. What about poverty? Why not speak out against war?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:14 pm | #
Personally, I spend time and money helping out people with AIDS. Unlike certain members of your cult, I think it is a real disease, and not " state of mind".
Prime Level - What pray tell is SPs? And, what exactly makes you so much more holier than thou than any of us on here? Because you speak proper English? OOOHHHHHHH, so perfect.
Hello My Baby, Hello My Honey
Michigan....I think its time to put down the cane and rumble
MJF, you know you're really sniffing my dirt star!
*tossing packages of beer nuts to MJF*
Fancy - how else could I get them? Hagface spent my welfare check on snausages!
What pray tell is SPs?
CRAZYCAJUN | 05.29.06 - 5:18 pm | #
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "sane people", because they seem not to want to be associated with them.
Scientology is growing day by day! Under the leadership of Miscavige the planet will be clear of suppressive influences. No war, no crime. Wouldn't that be swell?
Hubbard is a wonderful being. A master composer, a war hero, a physicist, a poet.
Mousie you need to kick Hagface to the curb!!
He is just bringing you down.
I once put gum under my seat at the movies.. can't we all get along??
$cientology is for exceptionally weak-minded people who feel the need to spend large sums of money to believe they belong somewhere. The sad truth is, most of those naive souls probably turned to it as a last result because they didn't "belong" anywhere else. If it's all the same, I'd rather keep my money,my sanity and my ability to medically treat an illness. *reaching for meds*
Hubbard is a wonderful being. A master composer, a war hero, a physicist, a poet.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:21 pm | #
Prime Level - AGAIN, what is an SP.
And, Hubbard is dead stupid. In essence, he is nothing but a body with no soul. He is no longer a moron, a sci fi writer, or a bullshitter.....
Sorry Prime-level
He is a faker who said he was going to make up a religion to see how much money he could make.
It surprises me that people actually fall for this crap.
Everything you wanted to know about the co$ but was afraid to ask. http://www.xenu.net/ 
Fancy - his dick is too big to let go of!
Miscavige? WTF is that? Xenu's pronunciation of miscarriage?
Mousie is Bored | 05.29.06 - 5:24 pm | #
Twat running the CO$ now.
Ugh Prime Level I hate to break it to you
but SCIENTOLOGY SUCKS ASS
and I do know what I am speaking off.... so STFO.. go on their web site and spout shit or better yet take a PROZAC
Hubbard is a wonderful being. A master composer, a war hero, a physicist, a poet.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:21 pm |
The rotting flesh of his corpse is contributing more to the soil around his grave than that schlub ever contributed to society.
SP being suppressive persons. Those that try to suppress the truth and the postive aspects of the Church. Those that seek to undo the good works of Hubbard. Those that send forth venom and hatred. Only those with crimes are so fervent against the Church.
Why don't you stop by the nearest Org and see for yourself? We are not bad people and we seek to help you all.
Oh hell no. Im not visiting that freak circus!!
...if you do visit...DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID!!!!
Does anyone else see that Prime sounds a little too rehearsed? Methinks it is copying directly and pasting. Probably from Xenu's crotch papers.
help yourself to some fucking valium and go play in traffic this site is for gossip and masturbation
No thank you, I love my life, and the fact that I can talk to anyone I want to, take whatever medication I need, and spend my money on something that is not a scam to bilk people with low self worth out of their savings.
Hubbard is a wonderful being. A master composer, a war hero, a physicist, a poet.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:21 pm |
... and he's also dead.
WWRHD? What would Ron Hubbard do? $cientologies solution to WWJD!
its fucking hot as fuck here in Pennsylvania and i'm still super pissed I dont have my AVATAR that I uploaded over a week ago!
hint fucking hint LOL
can $cientology cure hemmoroids? let me know
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm | #
You DO have a new avatar.
Fancy can i ride your av???
Uhm. Hubbard is not dead. He left to continue his research. He will be back, you know.
Mousie is Bored | 05.29.06 - 5:27 pm |
....maybe it's Xenu, itself! *gasp* Maybe it's real after all! Maybe Xenu has come to save us and lead us to eternal salvation and bliss! ......Bwaaaahaaahahahaha...I'm kidding! I'm a kidder!
Probably mousie. He probably isnt even a scientologist.
Hubbard was a fertilizer salesman. Like Scott Peterson, only far more deadly.
can $cientology cure hemmoroids? let me know
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm |
I'm sure there are VITAMINS for that shit too!!!
Katie does look totally stoned. And Tom looks as manic as ever. It's only a matter of time before one of them completely goes off and stabs the other to death.
Scientology is for psychos.
yaaaaah i take back all my bad voodoo on the avatar gods
and his semen was used to inseminate Katie...
Uhm. Hubbard is not dead. He left to continue his research. He will be back, you know.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm |
Um, no. He's dead.
Uhm. Hubbard is not dead. He left to continue his research. He will be back, you know.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm |
anyone else think this sounds suspiciously like the "old Valerie"? Hmmm?
Sure KitKat just rub some snake oil on them. They will go away!
Actually using Touch Assists people have been brought back from the dead. And some of our volunteer ministers have cured blindness. Why is it so hard to believe?
he's a dandy!http://lisatrust.bogie.nl/images/Hubbard/
tomato.jpg
can $cientology cure hemmoroids? let me know
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm
Try some Prozac. It'll still hurt, but Xenu will leave yuo alone.
"We seek a world free of crimes, but SPs such as yourself desire to focus on breaking up a happy couple instead of focusing on real problems of the world. What about poverty? Why not speak out against war?"
Why not shut the fuck up CoS!!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm | #
wasn't that on the bible???
Touch asses you say??
Actually using Touch Assists people have been brought back from the dead. And some of our volunteer ministers have cured blindness. Why is it so hard to believe?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm | #
Because if it was true, John Travolta's son would no longer have autism. NOW WHAT?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm | #
can they cure you? if so I'll pay the postage
Why is it so hard to believe?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm |
...and if you believe this shit, please send an envelope full of money to:
P.O. Box LRH
Bullshit, USA
Actually using Touch Assists people have been brought back from the dead. And some of our volunteer ministers have cured blindness. Why is it so hard to believe?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm | #
Because it's fucking bullshit, and we have brains, so we won't join your little group.
Because if it was true, John Travolta's son would no longer have autism. NOW WHAT?
CRAZYCAJUN | 05.29.06 - 5:32 pm | #
VERY WELL SAID
http://www.scientology.org/html/...nder/
index.html
Here read this.
can Scientology cure hemmoroids? let me know
KitKatWoman | 05.29.06 - 5:28 pm |
Hey if you're serious, those are a bitch! I've had those and Preparation H works wonders.
Why is it so hard to believe?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm |
Because it's never been done in public and in a controlled environment where you can't fake results. Why are you so gullible?
i'll have to get a tube for my ass since the tube of Prep H i use for my wrinkles on my face
NO ONE click on that! They get credits for it if you do and it just feeds them!
mousie can i use your cucumber as a weapon against all these bullshit i'm reading????
We have our own group anyways!! Dli$tology! It kicks scientology's ass!
Why is it so hard to believe?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm |
Because it's never been done in public and in a controlled environment where you can't fake results. Why are you so gullible?
Nasty Girl | 05.29.06 - 5:33 pm | #
where are the MYTHBUSTERS when you need them?
I have seen it work firsthand. My mother had a broken wrist that was cured.
I AM GAY AND I LOVE THE FEEL OF A BIG COCK IN MY ASS.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:33 pm | #
http://www.rickross.com/referenc...y/
scien269.html
Why don't YOU read THIS?
Actually using Touch Assists people have been brought back from the dead.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:31 pm |
Well, let's just see how effective they are at reviving TomThumb's career after the Midget Impossible debacle.
http://lisatrust.bogie.nl/scient...ogy/
hubbard.htm This man was a fraud1 Read this bio.
I find the suppository ones work better. Stick one of those up there and you're set.
...um...the m was for meds...
Tom Cruise | 05.29.06 - 5:35 pm | #
WORD!!!!!
My broken wrist was cured, too. By an orthopaedic surgeon.
vanina - no. They might give it to Xenu and I'll never see it again.
I have seen it work firsthand. My mother had a broken wrist that was cured.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:35 pm |
You do know that broken bones eventually heal themselves, right?
Tom We already fucking know that!! Damn.
I broke my foot once, and it healed on its own....In 6 weeks.
SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME.I DON'T LOVE TOM AND HE IS CONTROLLING ME.I WANT OUT BUT HE THREATENS ME AND MY FAMILY.
"Scientology is growing day by day! Under the leadership of Miscavige the planet will be clear of suppressive influences. No war, no crime. Wouldn't that be swell?
Hubbard is a wonderful being. A master composer, a war hero, a physicist, a poet."
Wow.. poor, poor Katie.
I do not need medication. I am well balanced through excercise and vitamins. I will not fall victim to psychological quackery. Do you know that there is a growing trend of rape by psyciatrists? The victims tend not to remember due to getting shock treatment by the frauds but we have proof!
I hate to even raise this as a possibility, but maybe there's something wrong with the baby.
I broke my foot once, and it healed on its own....In 6 weeks.
Blue Rose Takes Pills | 05.29.06 - 5:37 pm |
No it didn't ...it was Xenu!!!!
I have seen it work firsthand. My mother had a broken wrist that was cured.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:35 pm | #
Well, then WHY hasn't John Travolta cured his son from autism? You are refusing to answer that question cause you ARE FULL OF SHIT!
ALL OF YOU BETTER STOP TRASHING ME AND KATE BECAUSE MARK MY WORDS, A BIG FLYING SAUCER WILL COME DOWN AND THE ALIENS WILL KILL ALL NON-SCIENTOLOGISTS.
P.S. I HATE PROZAC!
There is nothing wrong with Suri
KATE HOLMES | 05.29.06 - 5:37 pm | #
Katie!!!! hold on!!! i'm coming for you!!!!!
*dons her superhero costume*
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV-PPPPPPPPPPoweRRRRRRRR!!!!!
No it didn't ...it was Xenu!!!!
MJF thinks Prime-Level needs m | 05.29.06 - 5:38 pm | #
That's just great. *Saws own foot off*
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:39 pm | #
because there is no suri!!!!!!!!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:38 pm |
Whatever. I don't like shrinks and psychiatrists and their drugs either but you people are are no better. You just don't like them because they're your biggest competition.
Do you know that there is a growing trend of rape by psyciatrists?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:38 pm |
Did it ever occur to you that maybe it's the best lay some of us are getting and we'd like to keep it under wraps? Hmmm?
Oh my GOD, I just figured it out.
Prime-Level is actually Tom Cruise the GAY PSYCHO MIDGET himself!!!!!
There is nothing wrong with Suri
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:39 pm | #
Yeah, I'm sure she's fine. Constant doses of radiation are so healthy for a fetus. I bet she glows in the dark.
There is nothing wrong with Suri
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:39 pm
Thats cuz she doesn't exist, bozo.
ROFL Sorry if I laugh at this, but calling other people "wogs" is as funny as Harry Potter wizards and witches calling non-magic folks "muggles". It's rather childish, if you ask me.
Also, sorry to break it up to you but scientology is not really helping anyone. It was invented by a sci-fi writter, so that's more than enough to make you think it's really phony. People should have logical independent thinking, damn it. If older organized religions sound silly most of the times, just imagine how this cult sounds with its claims of aliens and spaceships, hating on real science, silent births and whatnot. Indeed it's for weak minds.
Why are you all spreading the filth about Xenu? There was no Xenu. I believe the critics have gotten confused with the Greek philosopher Zenu and twisted it out of proportion.
There is nothing wrong with Suri
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:39 pm |
How the fuck would you know? Was it addressed in the newsletter?
what about Travolta's kid?????
can you cure him????
TCLTC!!!
I LIKE TO MAKE KATE USE THE STRAP-ON TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS. I ALSO MAKE HER DRESS LIKE A MAN SOMETIMES WHEN SHE GIVES ME HEAD.
You still won't answer me huh, bitch?
Do you know that there is a growing trend of rape by psyciatrists? The victims tend not to remember due to getting shock treatment by the frauds but we have proof!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:38 pm | #
Maybe that's because you and yours are so loony you require shock treatment, but I don't, so no rape for me. DAMMIT!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:41 pm |
Why are you spreading filth?
Okay...I'm finding this boring now. Perhaps, if we all ignore it, it'll go away on it's own. Like a herpes sore.
Scientology cured me....I used to steal beer nuts and put gum under movie seats but it's all under control now.....and that mattress thing was years ago....yeah thats the ticket
TOM CRUISE | 05.29.06 - 5:42 pm | #
Well,DUH!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:41 pm | #
XENU is coming and HE is pissed!!!!!
Grrrr....it's foookin' hot outside! Where did Spring go???
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:41 pm | #
SURI IS IN ALTAIR-4
MJF - Let us move on. Ignore the troll who is bound for the rubber room.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:41 pm | #
HEY MIDGET!!!! WHERE DID YOU DO????
COME BACK!!!!
ok help out ppl, i posted on the pitt baby post, and my site addy was up, but i deleted it and it still comes up, i dont want ppl going to my site from here! im not a celeb site for crying out loud how do i make my addy stay outa the comments?
i meant "GO?"
LOL!!!!
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 5:45 pm | #
What state are you in, MJF? I'm in Texas, aka the 6th ring of hell. It's hotter that the blazes of hell and damnation down here.
It really is fucked up that people believe this Co$ tripe!!
can scientology cure my hangover? THAT would be useful.
http://www.xenu.net/archive/info.../infopack/
1.htm
SP= an enemy of scientology
Scoentology is a cult. End of story.
Mousie is Snoring | 05.29.06 - 5:46 pm |
*moving on* I'm impressed that MK kept up with the posting over the weekend! I have a lot of catch-up to do!
Can scientology tighten up Tom Cruise's stretched out culo?
SP= sort of like an "infidel", eh? This sounds so stupid, it's quite entertaining.
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 5:47 pm |
MN...we're not used to that hot shit around here. A bunch of our roads (including a large section of I94) blew up yesterday from the heat. The road just heaves and crumbles because it was literally 130 degrees colder 5 months ago!!!
bluepaintred - I think youi need to toss your cookies. That should do it.
it's scary to think that what would appear to be otherwise normal everyday people are secretly members of some weird-ass cult.
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 5:51 pm | #
Damn!!
"For those unfamiliar with this term, SP stands for "Suppressive Person." Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard was always fighting hidden "enemies" and once he decided they were "bad" (usually because they thought differently than he did, or disagreed with him or his policies) he would literally "declare" them SP. A declaration was officially written by top executives, put on a goldenrod-colored piece of paper and distributed throughout Scientology."
http://www.xenu.net/archive/info.../infopack/
1.htm
MJF - here in COnnecticut it is HAWT! Dayum!
MK wasn't going away this weekend, which is why he was able to post. But when he went on vaca last year, there were no new posts and DListers turned on each other in frustration!
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 5:52 pm |
They're everywhere! They're everywhere! AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
No kidding mpcmike. Those fruit loops could be anywhere!!
once he decided they were "bad" (usually because they thought differently than he did, or disagreed with him or his policies) he would literally "declare" them SP.
pookie | 05.29.06 - 5:53 pm | #
Well, that's not psychotic. PFFFT!
mpcmike - We are everywhere. We are your bakers, your teachers, your neighbors. We are not a cult but a religion of mental health and universal clarity. Our numbers are only going to grow.
Travolta is in the process of curing his son. Watch the news. It will make headlines!
DListers turned on each other in frustration!
Mousie is Snoring | 05.29.06 - 5:53 pm |
Gossip cannibalism?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:54 pm | #
ZZZZZZ You're boring me. SHOO! Go now!
...is there a bug in here?
Blue Rose have you read the article in rollingstone where Hubbards son was interviewed?? Its some f-ed up crazy shit!
not just scientology, but other fanatics as well.
this prime level shit is HIGHLARIOUS! you all are so entertaining
Suri and her brother Luke are spread about the galaxy, keeping a low profile because they are never to know that their father is the evil machine, Darth......oh shit, I'm sorry...I've got the wrong sci-fi person....Or do I?
Fancy flashing her dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 5:55 pm | #
Yes'm I did, and I believe it.
haven't read all the posts yet - whassa goin' on y'all!!!!!!
it's scary to think that what would appear to be otherwise normal everyday people are secretly members of some weird-ass cult.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 5:52 pm |
It's me, mpcmike. BWAHAHAHAH! I see you!
I was sooooo disapointed when I read that Leah Remini was a member of this crazy assed cult! I love the King of Queens.
Supressive person, eh? I think Hubbard himself really needed to be under psyquiatric supervision. Maybe a little prozac would´ve helped him a bit, tho seems like he really had major issues here. Maybe his mother didn't boob-fed him so he developed a stupid personality later in his life. Who knows.
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 5:56 pm | #
Heya Jenner, the Scientology nut is back.
His son is an SP, he made falsities about Hubbard. All you need to do is read the inconsistancies in his story. In short, he lied his ass off.
Suri and her brother Luke are spread about the galaxy, keeping a low profile because they are never to know that their father is the evil machine, Darth......oh shit, I'm sorry...I've got the wrong sci-fi person....Or do I?
Michie | 05.29.06 - 5:56 pm | #
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 5:56 pm |
Hiya, jenner!
MOUSIEEEE!!! Avie is not good!!!!
Me too Blue Rose!! Crazy I tell you!!
Mousie you better be glad foo is gone!!
Blue Rose have you read the article in rollingstone where Hubbards son was interviewed?? Its some f-ed up crazy shit!
Fancy flashing her dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 5:55 pm
I have that link if anyone wants to read it. Scary scary stuff. Hubbard was so far beyond batshit crazy!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:54 pm |
Do you know Travolta is a practising homosexual who cheats on his wife with her knowledge on a regular basis? Is this a part of your "church" teachings that it's ok to lie and deceive? Of course it is, your whole cult is a lie and a deception.
*reaching for the Off* I swear I hear a bug in here.
Hi Jenner!
Fancy, I'll tie that hare's ears together. *runs and hides behind still*
Heya Jenner, the Scientology nut is back.
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 5:57 pm | #
oh lord...er.....Xenu.......er...... ah whatever........
Travolta is in the process of curing his son. Watch the news. It will make headlines!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:54 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHA - You FINALLY answered me! Isn't his son like 5 years old or something? Why so long to cure it?
Thanks for bringin' back the cuke, Mousie.
Mousie is Snoring | 05.29.06 - 5:56 pm | #
seriously, that article said that if were're sp's, they're not supposed to talk to us.
hey Mousie, MJF!
you guys having a great day off?
next level:
whatever you say...
*looking in morror* "and I see Fancy and mpcmike and crazycajun and..."
Hi Jenner!!!
*mirror* "and I see Vanina and........"
Travolta's son was trying to fly (without a plane) when he was in NO before Katrina hit. He'd better do something PDQ.
you guys having a great day off?
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:00 pm |
I'm just glad to have air conditioning today. I can't imagine having no air when it's 95 degrees.
Oh, yeah, NastyGirl, he did hit on a male trainer I worked with on that same visit to NO.
Jenner My Love!!!!!
can anyone tell me what the hell show I was "impersonating" there - was it romper room? Coz I'm tired & I just don't remember......slept in till 1:00 today - mmmmmmmmmmmmmzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Fancy - who is in yer avvie? same Q for you, mpcmike...........
MJF check your email!
What's going on in here?!!!!
prime level, why don't a bunch of you guys get together for that assisted touch thing and squeeze off a few inches of growth for tommy boy so he doesn't need those lifts anymore....
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 6:03 pm | #
Funny!!! i just ran out to get a sweater...it's getting colder here
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:54 pm |
Do you know Travolta is a practising homosexual who cheats on his wife with her knowledge on a regular basis? Is this a part of your "church" teachings that it's ok to lie and deceive? Of course it is, your whole cult is a lie and a deception.
Nasty Girl | 05.29.06 - 5:59 pm
Not to mention Tom was butt boinking Rob Thomas!!
I do not think Hubbard was crazy at all, he was a better than average con man who got a bunch of easily swayed sheep to join his fake religion so he could make money!
tina fey. i heart her.
I'm just glad to have air conditioning today. I can't imagine having no air when it's 95 degrees.
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 6:03 pm | #
my supervisor GAVE me an air conditioner last year - THANK KEERIST - bcs before she did that I was walking around in my gitch & showering every half hour
They ended up getting central air, so I got this here a/c, to which I pray daily in the summer *ooooooommmmmmmm*
Jenner Prico said he saw him in Playgirl but I dont know his name!!
I thinkl Revolta's son is more like 10yo. And if he does cure Jett, I'll eat MK's pubes.
tina fey. i heart her.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 6:05 pm | #
wow, I couldn't even tell that was her! I GOTTA SAY, I love your taste in chicks - Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey - I have almost DAILY arguments with my ex re: Paris Hilton - he thinks she's the hottest thing out there - ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Scout!!!! i still can't see your av!!!!
maybe i'm getting punished by XENU...
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:04 pm |
Thx Scout!
I'm gonna go get in line at gravatar now. BRB
Jenner Prico said he saw him in Playgirl but I dont know his name!!
Fancy flashing her dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 6:06 pm | #
him? HIS name?..........jenner confused........*scratches head*
vanina! *mousie runs in with foil sheet to shield you from Xenu's rays*
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:08 pm | #
Are you seeing Longhoria too?
I'm gonna go get in line at gravatar now. BRB
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 6:08 pm | #
that reminds me - lemme try my other address, see if model bus is up yet.......
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 6:05 pm | #
i thought it was Rachel Weisz...
I'm afraid to clear my cache or tell you to clear yours vanina for fear it's down and we won't see anyone's...
Jenner
tell your ex to take a look at Parasites bloody vag down below!!
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:07 pm | #
not only is she beautiful, she's smart and funny just like you all.
Is my new one showing up?? Its Longwhoria and it says Asslister
Are you seeing Longhoria too?
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:09 pm | #
is that who it is? I think I may still be too groggy to understand much yet *rubs eyes*
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:09 pm | #
we better wait 'till Xenu's spell is over...
I see LongWHORIA
Jenner
tell your ex to take a look at Parasites bloody vag down below!!
Fancy flashing her dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 6:09 pm | #
I SAW THAT!!!!!!!! that first pic from behind - THAT HAS GOT to be a weiner! For a skinny girl she sure has a chunky vadge!!!!
AND THEN the white gitch/bikini pic - that HAD to have been a tampon string, right? RIGHT? EVEN if you're near the tailend of your period, who the hell wants to risk wearing white?!?!?!?!?!
WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!?! *runs screaming*
not only is she beautiful, she's smart and funny just like you all.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 6:10 pm | #
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OH SHIT - I think I just made the comments section go wide - MY BAD, PLEASE DON'T HIT ME
definitely tampon string.
I cleared my cache vanina. All is good. I see Longwhoria too.
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:13 pm | #
DAMMIT! You made my box all big!
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 6:10 pm | #
you just earned a place on my so called D-listers male crushes...
*stats daydreaming about mpcmike...*
Travolta needed some more training. He had some personal issues he needed to work out. This delayed his progress. But after extensive retraining, he is back to where he should be, it will not be long.
Do you know that there is a growing trend of rape by psyciatrists? The victims tend not to remember due to getting shock treatment by the frauds but we have proof!
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:38 pm | #
*sigh*. You're probably not even a scientologist, just a blog-moron with too much time on his/her hands.
NO the comments went wide on me too!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:14 pm | #
then i think i'll need to clear mine!!!
DAMMIT! You made my box all big!
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:15 pm | #
my friend used to work for Purolator, and one day a woman ran in, with her hands held open, and yelled "I HAVE A BOX THIS BIG!!!!!!!!!"
He had to excuse himself to the backroom
jenner you have power over the comment box?!!!
testing
NO the comments went wide on me too!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:15 pm | #
IT WAS MY FAULT - prico pointed it out a week or 2 ago - when I made one long something or other -
*bends over for flogging*
Theres my parasite one!!
testing
Fancy flashing dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 6:17 pm | #
AH I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
fuck!!! i'm having a problem with the space comment!!!!!
Oh NO! Fancy!!!
checking Longwhoria
jenner, dammit, bitch! I hate having to expand my comments box! But I like having my box expanded!
jenner you have power over the comment box?!!!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:17 pm | #
Jenner's the gal that runs the internets, doncha know?
*giving jenner the stink-eye* Thanks for the plus-sized box.
Fancy, i see it!!!!
Darn asslister didnt show up I will have to change it!
Larilee - Watch this if you do not believe me.
http://video.google.com/videopla...6740&
q=Axiom+10
Documenting rape of patients. Think again before accusing me of being something else.
jenner you have power over the comment box?!!!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:17 pm | #
*EVIL LAUGH* all this time I've made you all believe I'm a nice gal just lookin' for some dlisted laughs, when REALLY I'm THE LORD XENU and I CONTROL THE COMMENT BOX *EVIL LAUGH*
But, um, that's ALL I control, so......
Watch this if you do not believe me.
Documenting rape of patients.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:19 pm | #
Ya fucking pervert.
i kinda like the big box- no, that's too easy.
It may enlighten you. See how evil psyches really are!
Oh NO! Fancy!!!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:18 pm
What did I do??
*reapplying Off* Damn...the bugs in here are terrible!
What did I do??
Fancy flashing dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 6:21 pm | #
Winking at her with your dirtstar again? SHAME!
Prime - you may get off on the rape and degradation of other people, but we do not. Take your show on someone else's road, you fucking freak of nature.
Jenner: *slap*
Parasite Fancy!
Jenner: *slap*
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:21 pm | #
I KNOW I KNOW, I forgot your teachings from last week!
But since you're here now - *bends over again for more flogging*
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:21 pm | #
Thanks Prico! Jenner, that's what you get for manipulating MY box!!
Like my mom used to beat me...
How *slap* Many *slap* Times *slap* Do I *slap* Have *slap* To Tell *slap* You *slap* Not *slap* To *slap* Do *slap* THAT!! *slap* *slap* *slap*
my hands are getting pruney from all this box stretching.............
Parasite Fancy!
scout | 05.29.06 - 6:22 pm |
My next one might be her bloody vag!!
I've been away so long, I missed the second coming...
My next one might be her bloody vag!!
Fancy flashing dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 6:24 pm | #
you should do a composite (composite?) shot - Paris & Mischa: A Study in Bloody Vadge
Okay everyone...toss your cookies and get a load of me now!!!! I *heart* Scout!
of course, none of us will ever be convinced to join scientology, but i don't mind if he talks about it, hell, i find it entertaining. i'm not gonna watch that video, though.
Fancy, you do that and you will receive no more cheetos, meth or beer nuts, bitch!
Hi prico!
I've been away so long, I missed the second coming...
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:24 pm | #
A recap of the comments for you:"Angelina's a whore" "Aniston's a man" "Blah,blah,blah"
Jenner good idea hahahah!!
Paris & Mischa: A Study in Bloody Vadge
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:25 pm |
More blood than both Kill Bill volumes combined... coming soon...
I've been away so long, I missed the second coming...
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:24 pm | #
I've already set up a shrine
She was born ONE DAY after my b-day -EVERYONE KNOWS I was hoping it was may 26th - BUT NO, no, she had to go & schedule a c-section MAY 27TH - what a bitch........
Blue Rose - It is proof of abuses by doctors. And I am reluctant to even call them that.
http://video.google.com/videopla...4392&
q=Axiom+10
How Schizophrenia is made up by quacks!
http://video.google.com/videopla...0680&
q=Axiom+10
Abuse of the elderly by psychs.
http://video.google.com/videopla...7200&
q=Axiom+10
More quackery
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:25 pm | #
AWESOME! He looks like he's having an episode!
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:25 pm | #
awesome!
Mousie why you wanna do me like that??
Okay everyone...toss your cookies and get a load of me now!!!! I *heart* Scout!
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:25 pm | #
I SEE IT! I SEE IT! teehee! *kick kick kick*
hi there Prico!!!!
*dimples*
Hi Mousie and all!
Thanks Blue Rose, now I'm caught up.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:26 pm | #
who is this person & why is he still talking?
Mousie - We are against abuses by quackery. People must be told that psychiatrists are an ill influence and do many such abuses.
prime-level, you asked us to view your links now would you take the time to please check out this site and read the info there? http://www.xenu.net/
MJF! Dance with me!
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:26 pm | #
welcome Prico, did you enjoy your trip?
He's gonna have to sing really fast to keep up with his leg!
Does anyone hear a prime housefly in here? It keeps buzzing in my ear. Anyone got some Raid?
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:26 pm | #
Ahem. I. DON'T. CARE!
Ha ha!!!! I just fucked with you all and wasted an hour of your time on stupid bullshit that I don't even believe in.
You people are so simple-minded you just got drawn right in.
Fucking retards.
Hee hee. Froggie looks like his foot's asleep and he's trying to wake it up!
I HATE abuse by quackery - I was attack by a duck once, ugh NIGHTMARES *shudders*
Blue Rose - You do not care about people being abused? You are without heart.
I did, mpcmike, it was awesome. I had more fun and did more in 4 days than my usual week and a half trips.
Prime-Level
Quack Quack
I knew it that bitch from the quacker factory is a scientologist right?? She makes those sweaters and sells them for the cult.
Who posted as me? Do not speak for me. I do believe
Ha ha!!!! I just fucked with you all and wasted an hour of your time on stupid bullshit that I don't even believe in.
You people are so simple-minded you just got drawn right in.
Fucking retards.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:30 pm | #
aaaah the lament of the one who failed to convince..........
MJF! Dance with me!
Mousie is Snoring | 05.29.06 - 6:28 pm |
Okay...but you'll have to forgive any kicks that land due to my involuntary leg spasms. *turning up RPMs on record player to keep time with kicks*
I FUCKED FRED DURST!
Ha ha retards!!! Gotcha again!
Oh great now Prime Level is arguing with himself. The evil side is trying to take over.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:30 pm | #
Of course I care about abused people, but I don't want someone who's in a cult trying to put the meccaleccahimeccahineyho on me.
BLUE ROSE - do you notice any similarities between that one prime-roast post,
and a
few others we have
read recently????
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:31 pm | #
your av is killing me!!!!!!
Mousie who hasnt!!
Okay...but you'll have to forgive any kicks that land due to my involuntary leg spasms. *turning up RPMs on record player to keep time with kicks*
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:31 pm
You sound bipolar... you should see a shrink.
Okay...my left leg is exhausted after watching my avie for just a few minutes. *rubbing out cramps in hip*
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:33 pm | #
Mmhmm.
I
Did
Jenner.
Fancy - um...........wait.
*scratches head*
There is another posting as me. Probably to distract from my message. Why are you doing this false "Prime-Level"? What are your crimes?
MJF I think you're hooked up to some shock therapy! Between you and Mousie somebody's gonna have a seizure!
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:30 pm | #
i would love to visit Puerto Rico, and my visit to South Beach is in the works!
MJF, that fast foward shit is hilarious! I keep giggling like a lunatic.
hahahaha...I love how the dancing stopped and you got all serious, Mousie!
Go fuck yourselves Jenner and Blue Angel.
prico, let's get to it here. Stop messing with us and turn over, dammit!
prime-roast and prime-rib are arguing with themselves (since I'm pretty sure everyone has long since stopped paying attention)
"Now the movie's turned into a play *munches popcorn* still good though"
Go fuck yourselves Jenner and Blue Angel.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:36 pm | #
When did I join the Air force?
Go fuck yourselves Jenner and Blue Angel.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:36 pm | #
told you, Blue Rose!
MJF, your froggie wore my cuke out. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
aw look, jenner and Blue Angel, you got yourselves a troll. How very assinine.
Do you know what a Blue Angel is? Of course you do.
Crazy people give me a headache!
*munches from jenner's popcorn*
Hey...maybe my new avie can kick Prime-A-hole right on outta here! Really fast. Repeatedly.
Fine. There will be more on this board soon. Your religious intorelance will not be unchallenged. To the false poster posing as me. Please stop by the Org and get your life turned around.
er... an angel painted with the blue colour?????
OHHHH - look at all the dancing !
I'm so sad that Prime Loser is a fake - I wanted to know why Old Mother Hubbard locked Suri in the cupboard.......
*reaching for jenner's popcorn, but accidentally kicking it everywhere*
SOmeone pass me the jujubees.
Aw the prime meats are leaving? BYE!
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:38 pm | #
This is what I hear in my head now:Hellomyhoneyhellomybabyhellomyragtimegal-that fast,too!
aw look, jenner and Blue Angel, you got yourselves a troll. How very assinine.
Mousie Dances with MJF | 05.29.06 - 6:37 pm | #
it's the same person who posted under a BILLION different names, I do believe on an Angelina post (surprise)
they always
change names but they
always type the exact same way
seems I've touched a nerve pointing this out..........
I propose that all pregnant scientology women (victims) should be forced to undergo an abortion.Better yet, sterilize all male scientologists.Cut off their pee-pee.But in Tom Cruise's case there isn't much to cut off.
Witchy - I am not a fake. There is someone posing as me though to distract from my message. He/she is the fake.
OH PLEASE let him/her explain a blue angel - I just wanna hear them say "fart"
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:35 pm | #
i just said that it's o.k. with me if you talk about scientology,(although i can't speak for everyone here), and now you go and get all mean-spirited on me! damn!
To false Prime-level. Stop your actions now.
- I just wanna hear them say "fart"
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 6:41 pm | #
Just know that you will all burn for your sins unless you embrace our religion. Some day, judgement day will come.
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:38 pm | #
This is what I hear in my head now:Hellomyhoneyhellomybabyhellomyragtimegal-that fast,too!
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:40 pm | #
That's what I'm hearing... but really, really FAST!
*reaching for jenner's popcorn, but accidentally kicking it everywhere*
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:39 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Witchy - I am not a fake. There is someone posing as me though to distract from my message. He/she is the fake.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:40 pm
Nice try Ass-Lister.
False Prime-level, why are you doing this?
I am leaving now for good. Any further posts under my name are false.
This is what I hear in my head now:Hellomyhoneyhellomybabyhellomyragtimegal-that fast,too!
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:40 pm |
I keep hearing "Michigan Rag" REALLY fast.
"burn for your sins" - shit this is a PRIEST, not a scientologist! Either that, or this weirdo is too stupid to keep religions straight and keep up his/her "ruse"
Does anyone else feel luminous today?
What pray-tell is an ass-lister?
Just know that you will all burn for your sins unless you embrace our religion. Some day, judgement day will come.
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 6:42 pm | #
We're already taking a bus to hell. You can't ride it either. NYAH!
Yeah, I don't think Scientologists use the word "sins", or "judgment day"...
Blue Rose, but there's room on the death plane!
I have always wanted to suck Tom Cruise's cock. I, too, am a closet homosexual. My father used to make me wear girls clothes. My mother made me take ballet.
I feel quite luminous today Mousie!
Ok its turning into the twilight zone in here.
Jenner - I have had only one message. The "Prime-Level" posing as me is trying to distract and tarnish it. I am indeed a scientologist. We do not believe in Burning for Sins.
PRIME-LOSER - you don't have permission to address me DIRECTLY !!!
For your crime, you must start using contractions IMMEDIATELY - no more typing in C3PO language !!!!
Prime-Level = Tom Cruise
The Midget-meister looks like he's trying to pull off a jig of some sort in that last pic. And Katie is trying to hide behind her hands. Katie, we can still see you and yes...that is your future dancing a jig in front of you.
The imposter needs an intervention. You are making me angry.
Prime-level
XENU IS PISSED AND HE IS COMING!!!!!!
Scout - you are correct. We would not use "Sins" and "Judgement day", the person posing as me is using them.
PRIME-LOSER - you don't have permission to address me DIRECTLY !!!
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 6:45 pm | #
Smite him! DO IT! DO IT!
Prime-Level Real | 05.29.06 - 6:45 pm
Thought you were vamoosing. Don't let the cyper door hit you on the way out!
Nice try again to he/she switching to my names. You are making it difficult to be here but I am sure that is your intention.
$cientologists just use the word "money"...
This all needs to stop. I am for real. Scientology is the future and if you don't adopt its philosophies then you are not worthy of our religion.
IfeellikeIshouldbetypingreallyfastnow.
hey joliepittme!!!
STOP. This is your last warning.
Witchy - You said I was false, I was correcting you. Therefore I can address you.
It's as real as the Da Vinci Code.
Wow...we got a real scientologist? Quick bag it and put it in quarantine.
I'm exhausted from all the dancing. I'm outta here! Thanks again, Scout! Love you kiddies! Not Prime-A-Hole, though. Him, I smite.
c3po? Haahaa good one!
I repeat:
Prime-Level Real | 05.29.06 - 6:45 pm
Thought you were vamoosing. Don't let the cyper door hit you on the way out!
Mousie is Luminous | 05.29.06 - 6:46 pm | #
It's not NICE to fuck with Witchy Woman.
*still snickering over it answering to the name Prime Loser*
Perhaps some of these fabulous D-Listers could defend me against this troll? You claim to dislike trolls so much, now is your chance to stand up to one.
bye MJF! Rest that leg!
STOP. This is your last warning.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 6:48 pm | #
What do you think you're going to do? Henstly I want to know.
well, i was going to be nice, but i cannot be responsible if the Dlisters rip you a new asshole
*honestly.
MJF Dancin' Machine | 05.29.06 - 6:48 pm | #
'night MJF! put an icepack on that knee, more dancing tomorrow!!!!!!!!
What motivates her parents to go along with this baby hoax? Money? Love for their daughter?
ALTAIR-4
Bye MJF! *watches MJF dance away really fast*
Very immature people you are. Not worth my time and energy.
Bye MJF! Rest up that foot!
Hi Blue Rose!
Very immature people you are. Not worth my time and energy.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 6:51 pm | #
ALTAIR-4
*pulling trigger*
*click!*
fuck it's talking like yoda again
that darth comment may not have been too far off............
I can tell you I honestly HATE TOM CRUISE!! I don't have to know this guy to know HE MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL. What a short little gay man hiding behind a fake religion. I think I am going to make Harry Potter into the next big fad. The owl will be my ICON!! WTF!!!! ANYONE want to join? I hear you get a good tax write off.
Hi sweetie,Please call me. Your job here is done.
It's your turn to wear the strap-on and I want to suck your cock.
TCLTC!!! TCLTC!!
Very immature people you are. Not worth my time and energy.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 6:51 pm | #
Oh whatever. *Flicks a booger on Tone*
Do you think you're hurting me?
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 6:52 pm | #
absolutely! i'd much rather be a wizard than a brainwashed scientologist!
*mousie begs vanina to have a turn*
LMFAO!
Yes, this is what I've been talking about!
Oh whatever. *Flicks a booger on Tone*
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:54 pm | #
LMFAO!
What the hell is going on in here?
MJF...love the dancing frog. SO cute. Is it the vocodin I took or are there trolls lurking?
What's TCLTC? Tom Cruise Loves Thick Cocks?
I just laughed so hard I farted!!!
I would join just for the invisible cloak
tom cruise loves the cock!
Prico...
I think you hit the nail on the head.
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 6:52 pm | #
Shit, sign me up! I wanna be a wizard!
Did you see the pics on another site of Big-Boy-Pants and Katie coming out of the bathroom together at the kid's baseball game? He was shielding his face - GREAT DISGUISE - WTF do they have to go pottie together?
And are they playing in the park alone ? I love how she's trying to play hide and seek in the last picture
*damn, he's still there*
Cool. at least they have better costumes than those SCIENCULTERS. Oh.. nice movie with John Travolta by the way. Does Independence day scare the SCIENCULTERS????
Oh whatever. *Flicks a booger on Tone*
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 6:54 pm
The other day we were flinging blood clots, so I guess this is an improvement.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 6:54 pm | #
wait....i have to take a leak...
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:55 pm | #
"tom cruise loves the cock" a phrase originated on "the superficial" website, i believe.
oic...
By the way, south beach is overrated, mpcmike. Don't expect too much.
Did you see the pics on another site of Big-Boy-Pants and Katie coming out of the bathroom together at the kid's baseball game?
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 6:57 pm | #
Why do the words "Glory hole" spring to mind?
MPC...now that's creative. Tell me something I don't know. btw, do I get serenaded today? It is a holiday.
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone....well of course. That's one reason we all love each other.
Cool, I will set up a sign in sheet and we can all pick our roles. I hope you know that whoever is the most famous will have to be the head dude/dudette though... how we will get our word out? Oh shit, hopefully you won't turn out gay and than we have to have a HUGE CONSPIRACY to keep it under wraps..
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm | #
Yes, we talk this way in our real lives all the time. Imbecile.
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm | #
I've been called that before
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm | #
I'm scared that you know me so well
Sorry How would we get our word out. Forgot to reread before posting!!!! This thread is fast!!
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm
I thought we weren't worth your time. So why are you still here?
does anyone else want to yell out "Funky Cold Medina" everytime they see "Tone" post?
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm | #
my fingers are still sore from last night. everyone said they loved my version of 'ventura highway' though. so here goes...wishin' on a fallin' star.....
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 7:03 pm | #
Can I be hermione? My grandmother actually wanted that to be my name so in her memory, that would be cool. Since my parents we smart and didn't listen to her.
is it just me?
What is UP, my peeps? Hope you all had a wonderful holiday weekend... I'm back from a long weekend of abusing myself...I see the savior was hatched over the weekend.
OT: Where the hell is their kid??? I'm seriously starting to think major conspiracy theory...
Hey scout love the FUDDER smokin... little chub chub.
MPC...
I'll fix those sore finger for ya
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:03 pm | #
I was thinking of Tony Toni Tone, or however that was spelled.lol
TAK!
(watching Desperation)
Bonnie Blue.. you get first pick!!!
pricolatino | 05.29.06 - 6:59 pm | #
i've dreamed of south beach so much, it could be a dump and i'd still love it.
You people are sick, mindless, and hateful.
Tone | 05.29.06 - 7:00 pm
AD MAJOREM DEI GLORIAM
I can't be part of the Harry Potter cul....er, religion - I've never read any of the books, nor have I ever seen any of the movies - but I suppose I can be a random minion?
Shit---It cut my new name off.....had to shorten.
I think you scared the Scientologist away guys! GOOD JOB!!!
Jenner...I never saw/read them either. I just know about Hermione.
$cientologi$t bzbee | 05.29.06 - 7:06 pm | #
I was wondering, lol. BTW-your avatar is freaking my ass out!
Hello everyone. katie looks like she had a couple hits off a bong. Do those scientolgist freaks do that?
Thanks, bzbee... I was like who da hell...?
$cientologi$t bzbee | 05.29.06 - 7:06 pm | #
that's a scary av!!!!!
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 7:04 pm | #
i did 'sister golden hair' last night too, that might be a little old for some of you youngsters.
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:05 pm | #
I saw the movies, but I can't remember anyone besides Harry, Ron and Hermoine. Damn brain cells.
Hi bzbee!
prico - TAK? Go to the other place and look. Really.
Hey Jenner, do you think half the Scienculters read LRON'S FICTION book? Nope they just dropped some cash to be the GRANDPOOBAS!!
You are welcome even if you did not read the book,or see the movies!! It will be simple really... if you see an white owl.. DON'T SHOOT!!! Anyone else want to write the rules with me?
mpcmike - I loved South Beach but I went with my ex BF and I'm a girl, so...............
i did 'sister golden hair' last night too, that might be a little old for some of you youngsters.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 7:08 pm
Are you a fellow 70s child too ?! YAY !
saw the movies, but I can't remember anyone besides Harry, Ron and Hermoine. Damn brain cells.
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:08 pm | #
well, every cult/religion needs minions, so you can be a minion with me if you like! NO PRESSURE, no decisions, just hard labour and degredation!
Witchy - I am too.
92122girl | 05.29.06 - 7:10 pm | #
*wiping tear* thanks 92122girl!!!! It feels so good to belong *wiping second tear*
Mousie is Luminous | 05.29.06 - 7:10 pm | #
i can't wait. but, f*ck! delta airlines is expensive as hell when you're po' like me.
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:11 pm | #
Degradation? WOO-HOO!
Are you a fellow 70s child too ?! YAY !
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 7:11 pm | #
what age do you have to be to qualify? I was born in 1975 - does that count????
sorry, I'm just trying to worm my way into ALL the groups tonight.....I'm just reeeeeally lonely.............
oh...i need some coffee...
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 7:11 pm | #
oh, yeah, i've been really blessed that i may not look (or act ) my age, but i've been around for a while now.
What the heck happened to the comments screen?
On topic: TC looks a little downsy in the last picture.
Ohhh, Jenner, you're a youngun - but that's *sigh* fine too.
I was a teenager in the 70s !
jenner, why are you lonely?
What the heck happened to the comments screen?
Ruby | 05.29.06 - 7:14 pm | #
*Glare at Jenner*
Glad you all like the "Vacant Scientologist Stare" avvie. It is pretty creepy, though----might be short lived. I've been missing my rainbow heels.
Back later----just doing a drive-by right now!!!
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:12 pm | #
so was my girlfriend- i'm considerably older than that though.
i can't wait. but, f*ck! delta airlines is expensive as hell when you're po' like me.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 7:12 pm
Delta sucks to begin with! UGH!
what happend to Tone?
*Glare at Jenner*
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:15 pm | #
Aaah...Jenner...should have known.
she used to be soo pretty
damn, looks like i missed a lot!
Where art thou Tone???
On topic: TC looks a little downsy in the last picture.
Ruby | 05.29.06 - 7:14 pm
HEEEEEE - is that why she's covering her face ?
*MY EYES! MY EYES!*
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:15 pm | #
i know, but they've pretty much taken over cincinnati, where i'm leaving from.
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:15 pm | #
i know, but they've pretty much taken over cincinnati, where i'm leaving from.
BZBEE!!
You are skeering me!!
Witchy - I was a teen then, too.
Witchy Woman | 05.29.06 - 7:18 pm
*Glare at Jenner*
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:15 pm | #
Mousie - I'm not lonely, just trying to make people feel pity for me, so I can get an all access/backstage pass for ALL the various groups we're forming..........
Fancy - who is dat in your av? It finally updated!
jenner - you silly!
Never mind, Fancy. I can smell the cooter rot. It's Parisuck.
so was my girlfriend- i'm considerably older than that though.
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 7:15 pm | #
YOU DIRTY PIG
how much is considerably? 10 years?15 years? Or are you like, 83?
Oh shit I come back and its War of the Worlds up in here!!!!!
K testing 2nd address avvie....
Mousie you see Paris right?? Thats my avatar. It says skank Ho.
damn it damn it damn it
That's it, I'm leading a gravatar.com protest, just lemme make up some placards and we're OFF
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:21 pm | #
10 yrs, *hangs head in shame*
10 yrs, *hangs head in shame*
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 7:24 pm
mpcmike - my BF is 15 years younger than I am. Don't hand your head.
testing
what up bitches!
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:25 pm | #
15 YEARS?! You RAWK Mousie!!
Mousie you cradle robber!! HAHA!!
speaking of whom, she's telling me to get my big ass off the computer. big hugs to all, even the scientology guy - wait, that might be the hangover medicine talking...
Come on, most of you guys knew that already! My hawt young Latino lover who is STILL in the fucking hammock in the yard as we speak!!
Fancy, keep your distance with that av!
Hi spin!
10 yrs, *hangs head in shame*
mpcmike | 05.29.06 - 7:24 pm | #
OK that's OK, not nearly as creepy as it COULD have been
*picturing mpcmike with polyester pants, unbuttoned shirt with mad chest hair & gold chains, slicked back hair, giving finger guns*
Hey Spin, you missed the crazy scientologist. I know you want to just cry, don't ya? lol
There is nothing wrong with Suri
Prime-Level | 05.29.06 - 5:39 pm |
How the fuck would you know? Was it addressed in the newsletter?
MJF sez Prime-Level needs meds | 05.29.06 - 5:42 pm | #
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
what up bitches!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:26 pm | #
wassup spineroo!
'night mpcmike! *watches mpcmike hobble away with walker*
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:29 pm | #
Mousie you cradle robber!! HAHA!!
Fancy flashing dirtstar | 05.29.06 - 7:27 pm
We met at Home Depot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bye MPC!
*picturing mpcmike with polyester pants, unbuttoned shirt with mad chest hair & gold chains, slicked back hair, giving finger guns*
jenner | Homepage | 05.29.06 - 7:29 pm | #
MPC is Mr Furley???
MPC is Mr Furley???
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:30 pm | #
if he IS I'm goin' after him!!!!!!!!
now i'm fucked up... i can't see no avatars!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xenu is coming for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs screaming*
We met at Home Depot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:30 pm | #
"Young man, could you help me with a screw?"
Mousie...you have just become my idol. Though, if I dated a guy 15 years younger...he'd be 15 and my ass would be in jail.
Everyone...just put some peach cobbler in the oven....you coming over to share so I dont eat the whole thing?
We met at Home Depot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mousie | 05.29.06 - 7:30 pm |
Was he in the parking lot looking for work?
SORRY! SORRY! LOL
"Young man, could you help me with a screw?"
Blue Rose | 05.29.06 - 7:32 pm | #
"oooh, that's a big drill you're holding...."
Such mental imbalance here. I live for the day humankind will be free of such problems. Stop making up conspiracies there is nothing spooky or criminal about Scientology. I beg you all, please keep an open mind and at least check out the Church before casting dispersion where none need to be.
And yes, Suri is doing very well.
Oh, damn, peach cobbler... I'm turning over.
Mousie if he is in the Hammock why are you not out there swinging him??
Prico....I got some vanilla ice cream too...
Bonnie Blue - yeah, he's be 16 if it were me -I'm not sure but I think I too would be headed for the slammer (mmmm......slammer.......slamming...young nubile boys......) oooops *shakes head* sorry 'bout that......
*Stampedes to Bonnie Blues house*
really...how come i can't see any avatars???
( and no, i'm not blind yet..)
hey guys... anyone still on?
gaaaaaagggghh *homer noises*
vanina - I don't want to alarm you, but I too can longer see your avatar
Vanina they say too much playing with yourself makes you go blind!! HAHAHAH!
Ok, I have kept my mouth shut long enough about the COS. Or as my phychiatrist friend likes to call them, fucking scientologists. Anyway...it's a bit creepy that the questionaire that is on the COS website and that the administer is the same as a questionaire that shrinks use to determine mental illness. The so called "church" preys on the mentally ill which is so not cool. I have more...but I will refrain for now.
I'm going back to thoughts of cobbler.
bonjour Tabatha!
we're ALL "on" tonight! *bah dum dum*
holy shit!!!! what did i touch??????????????
the gravatars are her just way out to the right...
hey all... how was logn weekend? BF is sleeping right now so thought I would drop in.. and Shiloh was born
I hear Neil Diamond
Vanina...i see your av. I see everyone's av. I dont see all new ones but that happens all the time.
Jenner...want to hit up the local high school with me to go guy hunting? We can teach them a thing or two
Howdeee Tabatha!!
Fancy shooter on the cooter | 05.29.06 - 7:36 pm | #
and makes your hands hairy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no, really, i somehow fucked myself...i'll try to fix it...
(fuck!!!!)
Jenner...want to hit up the local high school with me to go guy hunting? We can teach them a thing or two
Bonnie Blue | 05.29.06 - 7:38 pm | #
be right there! *slipping on shoes*
no, really, i somehow fucked myself
vanina | 05.29.06 - 7:38 pm | #
Uh..No, it's too easy