Avon calling!
Oh snap.
Avon ladies get a Geo Prism because their products totally suck.
they get a nice claw in the back by lewis the cat, bitches!
Damn....that is one big toothy mouth!
JAWS!!!!!
Bitch needs to represent Brite Smile.
Maybe Julia is Toothy Tile...?
i want a pink car!!
i wonder how big a dick she can fit in that hole?
Noni | 05.31.06 - 11:04 am
...I was thinking the same damn thing!!!
What's next Mischa for Playtex?
Avon ladies get Skin So Soft.
Shondi's gravatar is the grossest one I have ever seen here. LOL!!!
Noni | 05.31.06 - 11:04 am | #
BWAH! I was just about to type "have we ruled out Julia as Toothy Tile?"
Damn that picture proves Black and White photos make ANYBODY look good.
Could take a pic of a pile of shit and it would look like the Taj Mahal.
Shondi - OMG that av!!!!! 
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!! SHE GON SWALLOW MEEE!!!!
was she signing with Dior before her Broadway stint then they saw the show and cancelled her ass?
Ding Dong
hey!!! so you are here...
Good morning to all of you!!!
oh, and what a pie hole
hey vanina
Every time I hear Avon Calling I think of Edward Scissorhands...
and Prico, change your av, i want to see some hot ass...
Where's your avatar, Vanina?
OMG, you all keep changing avs and i can't even get my old one 
where did my body go????
Dior is to Avon like Chanel No5 is to Debbie Gibson's Electric Youth
she really should have been a hooker. that mouth is definitely profitable.
the avon lady gets edward scissorhands.
Avon ladies get a street named after them, I suppose.
Example: Avon Lady Lane in Plant City, FL.
she's got like 98 teeth....
Prico I so wanna spank your ass!
Tease!
prico - gee, thanks hot buns!!!!!
LOL, I aim to please...
Debbie Gibson's Electric Youth
Shondi
I used to have that and Exclaimation, oh god.
Every time I hear Avon Calling I think of Edward Scissorhands...
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 05.31.06 - 11:11 am |
Sigh i love that movie. And yes I do tear up a bit when i'm watching it alone.
What WHAT you got a PROBLEM with that??? I'LL fucking cut your ass!
Prico, i don't know what went wrong...it dissapeared on the Tom thread!!!
i knew these cats were going to get me soon or later...
must be all that nonsense latin i wrote...
tim!!!!!! welcome back - we missed you on last couple CTs!!!!!
I cannot stand Elizabeth HasselMotherfuckinBitch!
Oh, shit pageantgal, I used to get Exclaimation in my Christmas stocking during preteen years!
I want a contract with Avon! I wanna sell Wild Country...
She might as well work for Avon, she has experience going door to door from playing Eric Brokovich.
YSW!!? | 05.31.06 - 11:14 am | #
What that ho up to now? I can't bear to watch!
Bitch needs to represent Brite Smile.
Noni | 05.31.06 - 11:03 am | #
or Oral-B!!!!!
I always think Oral-B GYN... Don't know why.
I always think Oral-B GYN... Don't know why.
Sammy--exactly what I was thinking! They get attacked by Lewis the crazy cat!
sorry, prico, i didn't read yours.
sometimes prico gets to a joke before me and it makes me intensely love him with hatred.
let's sing more evita, prico!
hi, noanjl!
my job has been working me like an alternate dimension maddox that wasn't adopted by angelina jolie-pitt.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 05.31.06 - 11:15 am
I have a friend who swears by that shit....lol that's his SCENT!
He buys it in bulk...when it goes on sale, baby boy stocks up!
Shondi | 05.31.06 - 11:15 am | #
blech, I still remember the smell. I was like 12...I would mix it up with the utterly awful scent of Sunflowers by Elizabeth Arden.
Captain Dirtstar!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 05.31.06 - 11:17 am | #
Why do you think that???
i guess it's related to the "oral" part!!!!
LOL!!!!
She gets a life-time supply of Skin So Soft to rid herself of fleas.
sammy -
AVON? OOooh, the big fall hard!
Damn. Is there a market for Horse makeup?
I cannot stand Elizabeth HasselMotherfuckinBitch!
YSW!!? | 05.31.06 - 11:14 am |
?????????????????????????????????????
right out of left field
pageantgal | Homepage | 05.31.06 - 11:18 am | #
Ha! Had Sunflowers, too! Damn, we were stinky, weren't we?
Shondi | 05.31.06 - 11:16 am
They're talking about marriage vows and she cuts Joy off to talk about how angry SHE gets when people say that 'marriage is just a piece of paper'...then Star chimes in.....
Who gives a fuck what she and Star think!
Anonymous | 05.31.06 - 11:19 am
I know...sorry the bitch annoys me!
tim | 05.31.06 - 11:18 am | #
"No llores por mi Argentina
mi alma esta contigo
mi vida entera te la dedico
mas no te alejes
te necesito..."
YSW...I love how angry she gets if the subject of porn comes up...hehe!
Shondi | 05.31.06 - 11:20 am | #
laugh out loud.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
hold on...
both Avon and Mary Kay made my skin even worse...
i don't use them anymore
well I remembah...!
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 05.31.06 - 11:23 am | #
*spooky drums*
Oh shit. Debbie Gibson's Electric Youth, Exclamation and Love's Baby Soft. Those were my pre teen scents!
Avon is a bit of a fall there Julia. Guess she doesn't care as long as she's getting paid.
is she wearing an upside down tiara for a necklace?
Hi All
vanina | Homepage | 05.31.06 - 11:22 am | #
i think you put your email into the URL spot..that's why its not showing up....
close this comment window
go to Tools and select Internet Options
Delete Cookies
then reopen comment section
you will have to re-enter all of your info..then put your email addy that you registered with gravatar.com in the Email optional section
YSW...I love how angry she gets if the subject of porn comes up...hehe!
Shondi | 05.31.06 - 11:22 am | #
Did I miss something? Somebody on tv is lashing out against porno? aw hells naw...
avon girls get 2-4 million a year. As well they get an opportunity to make an honest living and to support themselves and if applicable their loved ones. I do not know why you asked this question but I think I answered all of your concerns. I am glad they do not get a pink cadillac because cadillacs are owned by GM's and you know how GM treats their employees with all of this uncertainty in the air. It must be really hard to work there not knowing if you will get paid this week and if your two year old son will have a chance to eat. So to sum up what avon girls get, they get love life and a nice feeling
never mind, wrong thread... I am soooooo retarded *slamming limp hands together and saying duh*
Tabatha | Homepage | 05.31.06 - 11:25 am | #
Tabatha, your av looks so Paris Hilton!!!!!
actually the ostrich looks better...
LEWIS!
GREATEST
CAT
EVER
He will fuck you UP, Avon Lady.
If I could turn back time
if I could find the way...
*tongue to the side*
Who the hell is knocking on Porn??? Everybody loves that shit!!!!!
You just can not beat the joy of Sex on film brings!!!!
I hate this piano-key toothed bitch!
Pretty Woman? Yeah, right...
Pretty shitty beast.
nia | 05.31.06 - 11:25 am | #
Nia!!!! thanks a lot , i'll try that again...
ok, i'll be back soon!!!
vanina, why is your homepage gravatar.com?
pink | 05.31.06 - 11:25 am | #
quoi?
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 05.31.06 - 11:27 am | #
*getting on the subway*
I remember The Joy of Sex... hippies getting it on...
tim - LOL, exactly why I missed you!
Hi nia!!!!
Tabatha | Homepage | 05.31.06 - 11:28 am | #
i don't know!!!!
and my internet connexion (sp?) was down all morning...
Oh ym god!! The Joy of Sex. That showed the woman in all her hairy glory?
With the guy and his macho beard?
Pricless.
prickless?
Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll
and drift away...
Doobie Brothers!
pink | 05.31.06 - 11:25 am | #
Passes XANAX to the avon lady and walks away carefully
I cannot stand her. She has a real mean streak. I remember hearing Larry David talk about her a couple of years ago, she met him at a party and treated him like crap because she didn't think he was anybody saying things like "well who are YOU??" until she saw Brad Pitt talking to him about Curb Your Enthusiasm, then she wanted to chat him up but he wouldn't give her the time of day.
Here is an old site but I still like reading it now and then, it hasn't been updated in ages:
http://www.twodorks.com/faxes/
fa...britygossip.htm
This is what they say about Julia Roberts:
"Roberts, Julia. Has well-earned reputation for falling in love with, and just as quickly dumping, her costars. Drunkard and drug user. Difficult to work with. Very difficult to work for and drive. Plays both sides of the field. Size queen and likes that back-door loving. Linked with Ben Bratt, George Clooney (who she cheated on Ben Bratt with--and who among us would not?), Daniel Day Lewis, Richard Gere, Ethan Hawke, Lyle Lovett (who she married, then divorced, thereby breaking the poor boy's heart), Dylan McDermott, Liam Neeson, Jason Patric, Matthew Perry, Kiefer Sutherland (who she left on the eve of their wedding), and Bruce Willis."
prickless?
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 05.31.06 - 11:30 am |
I spelleded good Derrrrr....*drooling*
what would make them thing we wanna get makeup from piano mouth/'
Good times
These are the good times
A new state of mind
These are the good times
SIng it Prico!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Your avatar!!!
hi guys, this morning has been somewhat better than yesterdays. For starters the weather is so much cooler than before. It was so hot where I reside. I started my morning going to the gym and that I got a fresh juice made for me as the juice bar. I love juice even thought I know i shouldnt have so much sugar. right now im trying to buy a watch with no money but i dont think i should mabye if i get my father into shape he will buy me one. I would deserve that becuase it;s a big commitment and a lot of work. I think i mihgt be alone for the rest of my life. I am to shy and manic for anyone to get me and what mkaes me tick. I just dont like germs and im afraid i might contract somene even my holding them or their breath. thank god purel and time to myself. thans gus for reading my message. I'll see you guys tommroow maybe I dont know.
Good luck with all of that, pink.
Okie dokie then Pink!
Like it Prico??
hmmm, I never had any avon products. I dont think I'm gonna start now just because of Julia.
This is the product Julia should be hawking:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product...lance&
n=3760901
anyone hear about the wal mart porn dvd players?
FANCY!!!!!!!!! xoxoxo
Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew!
Did Pink escape from the men in the white coats?
"Feed me, Seymour...feed me all night long!"
I need you guys to be supportive of me
Prico, I LOVE YOUR AV!
Shondi:
Hey Fancy, Nia!
I LOVED her in PRETTY WOMAN, but that was such a long time ago. Anyone going to see her play?
GO YANKEES 
Thanks, OakRaiderfan!
check out newslined for the porn story
check out newslined for the porn story
i used to sell avon and i sucked at it. i bought more shit than i sold.
avon products are actually very good.
pink, I strongly recomend you find a good therapist. I think you need more help than we can give you here. Good luck sorting out your issues.
Ahhhhhhhhh once again I almost fell into the abyss that is her mouth!
What was cute in the 1980's isn't cute now.
But I loved how she went onstage and then showed how bad an actress she really is, had no one noticed this before?
Who else was up for an Oscar the year she won? The pickin's must have been slim for her to win.
Bonnie Blue, hello and I think you're assessment of pink is correct. I'm ignoring.
Hey jessucka!
*your*
Hello, NoAnjl!
Got damn that is a big ass mouth.
Avon- the biggest thing in the trailer park besides that fat lady next door.
Oh and Prico- who is that hot ass nekked man on your av. I have to pick my tongue up off the floor everytime.
Wow... i sell AVON. wonder if i get to meet her at the next meeting...
Avon's fragrance for young girls was Sweet Honesty. It was a mixture of stale baby powder and juicy fruit gum. I stank up Avenel junior high from 1972-1975.
My abuelita used to sell Avon, along with other things
I used to love those mini lipstick samples, so cute.
Holy shit, it takes one whole tube of Avon lipstick just to color her fucken huge mouth, I never realized how big it was plus I never understood what the big deal over her was.
Who cares?!! I want her to go away!!!
hi pink!
lmao. silly as shit.
Avon gives all their reps a big fat dildo - I mean dingdong - I mean doorbell!!
will she be the face for their new horse line?
Hi tim, thanks for saying hi. I do have a psychologist, psychiatrist, 4th year intern, and a spiritual natropath docotor I see regularly. Theres nothing wrong with talking to people, it's not my fault i have ocd, manic depressed, anxiety and bi polar. My mind is strong not weak when it wants to be. Well anyway I just wanted to say hi to tim. thanks for saying hi. bye all
No, none of those things are your fault. I am glad you are seeing someone. Come back when you'd like to chat. Bye, pink.
I dont know what avon girls get . I tried doing it once but I sucked at it!! I know mary kay people are like a cult.
I for one would NOT have cheated on Benjamin Bratt with George Clooney - I'm sorry but Clooney is bloated and strange.
Benjamin Bratt on the other hand, could be my husband!
She could be used as the jaws of life in an emergancy.
That Julia pic is gorgeous!
she gets one of those bad ass pink duffel bags
At least she won't have to act. she sucks.
Avon people get awful rashes and full blown acne.. trust me using that stuff is baaaaad
I prefer Salma to Julia. I've also read stories about Julia's stank attitude. She supposedly pissed off Steven Speilberg with her diva ways when she filmed "Hook".
http://www.fannins-collectables....r5222_fc-
fs.jpg
What do Avon ladies get?
Julia Roberts as their spokesgash.
I predict a jump in hiring over at Mary Kay...
this is 100% not true! i know for a fact. page six needs a fact checker!
I HATE THAT BIG MOUTHED CUNT.
she's stunning.
The way she's been looking lately she's lucky to get a contract with any cosmetics company. Bitch is letting herself go.
avon girls get 2-4 million a year. As well they get an opportunity to make an honest living and to support themselves and if applicable their loved ones. I do not know why you asked this question but I think I answered all of your concerns. I am glad they do not get a pink cadillac because cadillacs are owned by GM's and you know how GM treats their employees with all of this uncertainty in the air. It must be really hard to work there not knowing if you will get paid this week and if your two year old son will have a chance to eat. So to sum up what avon girls get, they get love life and a nice feeling
pink | 05.31.06 - 11:25 am | #
Who are you Avon's PR person?
Pink...after reading more of the posts I get it now -- you're just a crazy asshat.
AVON LADIES GET DICK FROM THEIR ANGRY HUSBANDS
goddamn chiclets on that bitch
but Julia's ugly.
Why is she given a make-up deal?
Since when is this horse a fashion icon?
AVON ladies get attacked by Lewis the Cat!
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