i love him.
i liker her hair
she's not attractice but neither is he..... it's so their baby can play with violet
I bet he's gonna be a good daddy!
matt damon who?...never heard of him...
I need to get one of those service jobs. Wasn't Nic Cage's wife a waitress? Matthew Perry even dated a waitress for a while. This bartender lands Matt Damon.
Awww, they're gonna have a beautiful baby. Fugly genes cancel each other.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 12:29 pm | #
i was thinking the same thing...
i'm still waiting for Shiloh pics!!!
yeah why do you see hot babies with fug parents... im not trying to toot my own horn but im pretty attractive and my husband is flawless, so that pretty much means we're gonna have ugly kids.
I didn't know he was married and/or having a baby. This is news to me!
I have a wedgie.
How does a buck tooth bitch give head?
need to get one of those service jobs. Wasn't Nic Cage's wife a waitress? Matthew Perry even dated a waitress for a while. This bartender lands Matt Damon.
fo sho | 06.01.06 - 12:29 pm | #
Word, I am going to leave my real estate job and look for a waitressing job too because this is bannas
I like her. I hope this kid is cute
Hahahahahahahahah jennifer.
My God I'm sore all over, anyone know what to do when it ALL hurts way bad?
I think the make-up artists are runnin' off with a lot of the talent too, folks. Look into that career!
Jennifer, pull that bite out yo ass! Y'all don't say Matt Damon is ugly, my son could be his twin. He's not drop dead but he's nice enough looking.
How does a buck tooth bitch give head?
Anonymous | 06.01.06 - 12:32 pm |
Gum guards. They sell them on the internet.
MJF - That's another good one! I forgot about those. 
are you enjoying it though, Jennifer?
Anonymous | 06.01.06 - 12:32 pm |
Fo reals!
Gum guards. They sell them on the internet.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 12:35 pm
Now how the HELL would anyone know this???
Jennifer, is it Mousie? Damn, Prico I learn so much shit from you!
He is fug. I think she has a penis.
Spoiled - not at all. Almost 23 years ago I cried when my parents told me I had a baby brother. I told them to send him back, I want a sister. Today - I still say send him back!
Well duh... dating a "meat grinder" gives you plenty of motivation for google research.
.....at least they seem like normal people and loving parents. I've got nothing bad to say........
Out for retail therapy!
Anyone ever watch that show about Atlantic City Hookers, or something like that, on HBO? This one prostitute could TAKE OUT HER TEETH and claimed to give the best blow-job in the tri-state. There's a way to make a name for yourself. 
I think Nick Lachey could find an attractive service person that he could get along with well
Well duh... dating a "meat grinder" gives you plenty of motivation for google research.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 12:38 pm | #
LOL!!!!
Damn plastic knife can't cut through my chicken cordon bleu... *snarls*
Gum guards....
or.. Cum guards?
Lame joke, I know!
Ummm, congrats, I guess.
MJF, I think that's every guy's fantasy!
I've seen Matt in Amsterdam when he was there to shoot Ocean's 12. Me and a couple of friends were relaxing in the Vondelpark and all of a sudden (true story) he and his girlfriend walked by, he saw us looking he smiled and said "Hello".
The first thing I saw was his ass (I'm gay we do things like that) and let me tell you his ASS IS HOTTTTTTTTTTT. Everytime I see pictures of him I think about his round, cute ass 
He does have a nice ass.
*damn Hello Kitty panties keep cranking up my butt. Loses them to purse.*
My God I'm sore all over, anyone know what to do when it ALL hurts way bad?
Aaron | 06.01.06 - 12:34 pm |
Don't let a buck toothed bitch near your peen!
Damn plastic knife can't cut through my chicken cordon bleu... *snarls*
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 12:40 pm |
I hate that. *snarls out of sympathy*
"it would have been a big problem" What a dumb thing to say. Your best friend Ben is a fucking boygirl, you should be used to it.
ohhhhhhh... round cute asses....
*drolling again*
MJF is thoroughly unkinked | 06.01.06 - 12:39 pm |
I saw that and that shit was nasty.
MJF, I think that's every guy's fantasy!
Mousie Has All Her Teeth | 06.01.06 - 12:41 pm
My husband was riveted and grossed out at the same time while watching it.
Your best friend Ben is a fucking boygirl, you should be used to it.
NoAnjl
He's been Donkey Punched too many times.
very nice mortie!! i wanna meet him... is he on bear411?
Youri | 06.01.06 - 12:41 pm |
I'm not gay, but for some reason, I always seem to notice the nice asses too!
very nice mortie!! i wanna meet him... is he on bear411?
sammy | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 12:45 pm |
Ok, now I'm pissed. 
hmmm...I like Matt. I think he's a nice guy and has a hot body.Congrats to them, he said on GMA that her name is Isabella.Now Shiloh, Isabella and Violet can play together, while Suri cries in the corner for having a fucked up father.
Lucky Bitch!
Um sorry....Yes yes good for them.
I wish them a safe delivery and a healthy daughter.
dont be prico, you live in florida, not texas!
My husband was riveted and grossed out at the same time while watching it.
MJF is thoroughly unkinked | 06.01.06 - 12:43 pm
When you enter the dentures phase of your life, he'll be right there begging for a toothless hoedown!
What, I just drive over the levies and through twister alley and I'll be there!
Uh, maybe not.
Toothless Hoedown Thursday!
hahaha, dude all the hot bears are in texas and florida, florida is like freaking breeding ground for hot bears!
if its healthy, that what counts.
you gonna go to bear bust in orlando in october prico? we might
I'm straight but I still look at asses!
Youri | 06.01.06 - 12:41 pm |
I'm not gay, but for some reason, I always seem to notice the nice asses too!
MJF is thoroughly unkinked | 06.01.06 - 12:45 pm | #
True but I think gays do it more obivous.
*hides*
Never been to any bear events... only to Folsom East in New York a couple of times.
My boxers are too small, so I'm hangin out of my fly. Is that wrong?
When you enter the dentures phase of your life, he'll be right there begging for a toothless hoedown!
Mousie Is A Green Motherfucker | 06.01.06 - 12:46 pm |
*sigh* Oh alright...but only on birthdays and anniversaries.
you should go to bear bust prico. its one of the biggest in the country, youd have FUN
Peek-A-Boo briefs... hanging out at top or bottom?
True but I think gays do it more obivous.
*hides*
Youri | 06.01.06 - 12:50 pm |
Quite the opposite, Youri. We're rarely obvious, unless you know the other guy is gay and may be open to something.
My boxers are too small, so I'm hangin out of my fly. Is that wrong?
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 12:50 pm |
LMFAO!!!!!!
no!!!! it's soooo right!!!
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 12:50 pm
prico, I'd say damn straight! But that wouldn't apply to you!
MJF is thoroughly unkinked | 06.01.06 - 12:51 pm
Start slurping!
im with prico, i only look when they look first (unless im in the gayborhood)
My boxers are too small, so I'm hangin out of my fly. Is that wrong?
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar)
Come hang it over here.
My boxers are too small, so I'm hangin out of my fly. Is that wrong?
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 12:50 pm | #
Yes, it is wrong, unless you take a picture of same and make it your new av.
Put a gay man and a woman in front of a male stripper...
the gay man will put a dollar in his brief.
the woman will get her dollar's worth. and more. lol
Prico you really must stop teasing s with that Humongus weiner. Its not fair. I say we start a petition for Prico to go straight!!
Yes, it is wrong, unless you take a picture of same and make it your new av.
NoAnjl | 06.01.06 - 12:53 pm |
Oh, I have plenty of pictures of me hanging out.
so do i prico, we should have a "contest"
LOL
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 12:54 pm | #
word!!!!
My boxers are too small, so I'm hangin out of my fly. Is that wrong?
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 12:50 pm
It pays to advertise!
NO MORE FUCKING BABIES!
I like that she's not drop dead gorgeous and she has flaws. He's obviously not a shallow person and she seems to have a pleasant disposition. Good luck cutie petutie heads. Oh BTW ...feel bad for his ex-fiance..Odessa...who coincidentally was Ben Afflecks assistant. Proof to what we were saying before about the service gigs. and I didnt put service in quotes you wiseasses
Fancy Girl xo
share, prico.
NOANJL!!!!!!!!! Wanna sign my petition??
Sammy vs Prico
Prico vs Sammy
*playing some Rocky music*
i dare you to do it!!!!
hey i got tons, i did marry a size queen after all
Well, I don't have any here at work (obviously), hehe.
nah mine are all on the biggercity contest (im winning)
i do have to say me and the hubby have one hellofa video youd like
Tease... you know I can't go to those sites at work! Shit, I can't even go to MySpace...
prico, I'm surprised you could come here! Blogspot sites are banned in so many offices now!
NO MORE FUCKING BABIES!
Ma | 06.01.06 - 12:55 pm | #
It's not the babies that are fucking.
Dalunt on BGC, for future reference, and bear411
wait a minute... I've seen you, sammy! Durrrrr, we emailed not long ago.
NOANJL!!!!!!!!! Wanna sign my petition??
Fancy | 06.01.06 - 12:58 pm | #
*dipping feather in ink*
yeah but you havent seen the fun stuff between us, fred and i got offered to be porn stars... hahaha
Sammy and Prico
you're so very interesting!!!!
No, I haven't... email it. LOL
Sammy I wanna see!
Matt Damon is so not my type. Very All American white boy. So why do I find him so sexy?!?!?!?
umm fancy... this is like hard core man on man action...
*dipping feather in ink*
NoAnjl | 06.01.06 - 1:03 pm |
Ok thats 2 signatures so far come on peoples!
Fancy | 06.01.06 - 1:05 pm | #
sorry Fancy, i pass on this one...
Wonder if Ben Afleck is sad because his boyfriend is not going to be avaliable for quickies
umm fancy... this is like hard core man on man action...
sammy | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 1:05 pm |
*three-quarter chub*
umm fancy... this is like hard core man on man action...
sammy | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 1:05 pm
Bring it! Me wanna see!
hahaha, yeah i had like 40 enotes the first day we posted it... its pretty hot...
Yeah, I am a total fag hag.
umm fancy... this is like hard core man on man action...
sammy | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 1:05 pm
Even better!!
Dammit, now I wanna go home to look it up...
now im getting shy... ladies you bitches are crazy!
you have to be a paid member of biggercity to see it prico
You're evil.
this is like hard core man on man action...
sammy
That's 3 signatures now.
ummm jeez...
I'll be checking my email...
that mellencamp song "hurts so good" is on right now... hmmm talking about man sex while that song is playing... very nice
Ok Sammy we are waiting.
give it up, sammy! We're waaaaaaiting!
prico email me, and ill send it to ya
like a bunch of vultures we are circling you!
now im getting shy... ladies you bitches are crazy!
sammy | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 1:10 pm | #
It's your fault, sammy
your hub and you are really hot!!!
and i want to see some action too!!!
LOL!!!
hahaha, im at work, i dont have it it here, its at home or on BGC which im pretty sure im the only paid member on there.
Done. LOL
WHo do I have to fuck around here to see these pics?
don't forget "the battle of the cox"!!!!!!
now im getting shy... ladies you bitches are crazy!
sammy | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 1:10 pm |
Oh, you have no idea... I eventually had to give in to the pressure... or should I say, I rose to the occasion. LOL
No shit Mousie!! Fuck, blow, fist??
Only a matter of time before the bratty step daughter and her mom are living comfortably off the divorce settlement!
its a video, not pictures... its pretty hot too...
Oh, you can send pictures too.
I know, I'm a greedy bastard. LOL
sammy, stop teasing. I want to see!
a problem?? WTF?!
ok ill send it to prico and if he likes it, ill send it ok? i told my hubby to send it to my yahoo email. so well see
No shit Mousie!! Fuck, blow, fist??
Fancy | 06.01.06 - 1:19 pm
Whatever I gotta do, dammit! Sammy stop teasing or we're gonna think you got nothing going on!
Yes Sammy!!
Prico you better say you like it!!
Sammy what do you have going on??
Well, from Sammy's profile, he's packing more than me... so get your dirtstars ready.
hahaha ew.
Prico, how will you get it to us? Do you have all of our email addys? I know you don't have mine!
LOLOLOLOL, don't be dissing the poop chute.
Oh, I'm not getting that to you... that's sammy and sammy alone. I don't forward personal stuff like that.
*fingered boyscout code of honor*
oooh Im quivering with excitement!!
damn, all you little fags are totally taking over dlisted! *squeezes breasts, sticks out tongue*
Uh Stoney? Not only am I not a "fag", I'm a girl!
Packing more that you Prico?? Get the hell out of town!! No way!
damn, all you little fags are totally taking over dlisted! *squeezes breasts, sticks out tongue*
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.01.06 - 1:29 pm |
Who you callin' little?!?
Oh I cannot WAIT to see this shit! And if sammy packs more than prico, I'm killing myself and coming back as a gay guy.
Well, from Sammy's profile, he's packing more than me... so get your dirtstars ready.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar)
Dirtstar aimed and ready.
jennifer
Bend over bitch!
Mousie Is A Green Motherfucker | 06.01.06 - 1:33 pm |
Every time I see your new nickname, I keep singing "I'm a mean green mother from outer space and I'm mad!" in my head.
I wasn't referring to YOU mousie. Don't get your panties in a wad!! *passes a midol*
And prico, I already know the color of your butthole, the state of your 'chubness', and the size of your weener, so no more information is necessary. Thanks!
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.01.06 - 1:36 pm | #
Oh... I was gonna send x-rays, a sonogram, an MRI and a CAT scan, but ok...
hey now stoney, dont be jealous.
im workin on it, so simmer down
here, Mousie, Mousie, Mousie!
prico - what is that from?
Stoney - sorry if you don't like prico's stats but the rest of us do. Looks like you're outnumbered, kiddo.
Karl Lagerfeld for HM
hoochie mama
Little Shop of Horrors
oh, prico btw, i could lend you some kilts if you agree!!!!
LOL!!!!
*running after jennifer*
WAIT FOR ME!
Don't know Little Shop of Horrors but at least I've heard of it!
Little Shop of Horrors is so much fun!!! Love the Rick Moranis movie.
I saw the play with my baby Joey (Fatone), it was hilarious too.
I've never worn a kilt, but I think kilted men are hot! Freeballing in the high lands...
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 1:43 pm | #
wasn't that the crazy plant movie???
i saw little women the musical last night here in dallas, i seriously thought my balls would shrivel up inside me, but it was actually pretty good.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 1:44 pm | #
and very practical...
you could bang anytime, anywhere...
that's cool!!!
I'm not jealous, whores! *pouts*
I just get a little tired of everyone licking each others 'dirtstars' and not staying on topic! *leaves so you guys can get back to the orgy*
Over here Mousie!!
( )*( )
prico, you'd hit Fatone? He's hawt.
I'd hit Fatone like...
oh shit, I was gonna say like Sonny Bono hit that tree, but that's tasteless...
Stoney - First you use the word fags and now you are calling the rest of us whores....if you don't like it, you can just leave without calling everybody names, you know? You don't have to be a bitch about it!
*leaves so you guys can get back to the orgy*
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.01.06 - 1:46 pm | #
ok!!! who's gonna give me a ride????
And I am most certainly NOT a kiddo Mousie. Bitch!
*flicking tail at Fancy and shimmying*
Vanina: Yes, the big plant movie.
Damn crazycajun, even the fags here use the word fags. I thought you guys knew I was kidding. *hangs head*
Over here Vanina! Hop on!
Stoney, maybe you SHOULD leave. Your name-calling is getting tiresome.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 1:48 pm | #
thanks bombon, now i remember!!!!
Ok, fine, so what's the topic. Oh, Matt Damon. Liked him in Mr. Ripley and the Bourne movies. Done, I got nothing more.
Stoney - It sure didn't sound like it. Pick up your head girl and come join the fuckin orgy....LOL
And, while I think there is a little more than usual talk about dirtstars, what the fuck else is there to talk about, Matt Damon? Puleze.
i knew you were stoney, people dont just change like that and be serious about it, i still love ya
Well your CUKE is getting tiresome! *stomps off*
Fancy | 06.01.06 - 1:48 pm | #
weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks
Its kinda hard to tell when you are kidding.
Play nice, people... Heal the world.
Oh shit, I just quoted Jacko.
Here's a hint. I'M ALWAYS KIDDING!!
Fuck! Where the fuck is Little Bunny Foo Foo when I need her?!
I hope matt and luciana have a really healthy little girl!!!!
and now, if you excuse me, i'll go back dreaming of Sammy and Prico weeners...
Stoney! COME BACK!
Seriously, it is a little hard to tell with tou sometimes. We're still feeling ya!
hehehe.
Awwwwwwww shit *cuddles back into the fold*
Sammy are gonna do a swashbuckling video.
Sorry, Stoney. More peen talk.
*Sammy and I*
Stoney - You HAVE picked up your head, huh? With all this dick slinging, you might get slapped upside the head if you don't pay attention.....LOLOLOLOL
Well on the subject of Matt Damon, I get the feeling he has licked quite a few dirtstars. Name one name Affleck!
I want to see prico, sammy, Jakey and hagface in a 4-way! Lots of manmeat and assjuice!
Did I really just say that?
I'll be the ninja and you can be the pirate
Sammy are gonna do a swashbuckling video.
Sorry, Stoney. More peen talk.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar)
ohh. Too much.
Careful Sammy. Prico's peen will put your eye out!
Leave hagface out of it and I won't throw up, Mousie.
I want to see prico, sammy, Jakey and hagface in a 4-way! Lots of manmeat and assjuice!
Did I really just say that?
Mousie Is A Green Motherfucker
****swooning*****
I think mine can hold it's own, stoney.
I'll be the ninja and you can be the pirate
sammy | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 1:56 pm |
You can't be the ninja! I'm the one throwing my dirtstar around!
can mortie's boss be involved?
Of course. He can wear the red thong of justice.
Pirates of the Dirtstar!
dude i wanna go for a mustache ride on the fed ex truck (grrr gotta look at picture again)
Of course. He can wear the red thong of justice.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 1:59 pm | #
Where do you come up with this shit? You are so fucking hilarious.....
I'll volunteer my co-worker for an ass-pounding. She's now acting like she never screamed fuck you to me on Friday.
Leave hagface out of it and I won't throw up, Mousie.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 1:57 pm
*yakking helplessly*
Dirtstar Wars!
bitch. ill still take her ass out
*fumbling for batteries*
dude i wanna go for a mustache ride on the fed ex truck (grrr gotta look at picture again)
sammy | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 1:59 pm |
Dammit. I didn't see it. Dammit.
She'll play jabba the hut in the Dirtstar Wars
I'll volunteer my co-worker for an ass-pounding. She's now acting like she never screamed fuck you to me on Friday.
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.01.06 - 2:00 pm |
Six stitches to her dirtstar!
Ok, here's a funny. Hurricane season is starting, so my roommate spent $70 on batteries at Home Depot.
Two days earlier, he had spent $700 on a generator. LOL
Stoney, put your foot up her dirtstar!
Stoney how about a double fisting??
dude, why not spend $800 to GET THE FUCK OUT OF FLORIDA????
alright lunch, continue to talk while im gone.
Ok, here's a funny. Hurricane season is starting, so my roommate spent $70 on batteries at Home Depot.
Two days earlier, he had spent $700 on a generator. LOL
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 2:03 pm |
HAHHAHAHHA!!!!
I just got out of New York with a $4000 electricity bill. I'm staying in Florida...
Sammy you can go to lunch but leave your peen please!!
How the flying fuckety fuck did you run up a $4000 electric bill? United Illuminating would have shut mine off if I got over $400!
Sorry, fucking customer called!
Back to the point. Yes, double fisting would be perfect.
damn, i didn't realize my boss was so popular!
I see there's some dirtstar tossing going on in here... red thongs flying, clots flying... what else???? jello wrestling? icing of the buns???
Why Mortie?
How the flying fuckety fuck did you run up a $4000 electric bill? United Illuminating would have shut mine off if I got over $400!
Mousie Is A Green Motherfucker | 06.01.06 - 2:06 pm |
Don't ask me... ask freakin' Con Ed. They should change their name to Conned.
$4000 is fucking insane. We get anxious around my house when it gets over $300!
tabatha
we also offer double fisting, 4 ways, hampsters in the ass, you name it we got it!
Single man, living alone, working full time, they said they had been charging me much less than they should've for four years. I said "oh, ok, send the bill to my address".
And then I moved.
Mousie - sammy was creaming over the pic i sent him and mentioned it a few times
i shit bricks when my electric bill his 100. the highest i've had is 180 in texas august heat. that shit bloooows. and my heater runs off propane, so when my brokeass runs out of propane in the winter, i simply freeze.
So where's the pic, Morticia? 
can they do that? hells bells Texas eletricity isn't that much and we run the sons of bitches almost year round
i'll send it to you prico, but i need your email.
well golly Prico.... spread some butter on my ass and call me a biscuit
And then I moved.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 2:15 pm
Where's the pic, Mortie? How come I don't get any hot pics?
FANCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! My friend just sent me an IM. Hagface is listed on eBay as being fucking gay! WTF!?
Oh, the bill is still in New York...
pricolatino at hotmail, Morticia.
*sulking in corner and picking snoot*
Mousie what do you mean?? Listed on ebay as being gay?? Is his dirtstar for sale?
Does he have a "Buy it Now" price?
who's hagface?
done prico
In the titles to the items thay say he's gay! HAHAHAHAH! I think his dirtstar has probably melted off by now. ANd if he had a "Buy It Now" tag, you just know Mousie would be all over that dirtstar!
Okay, now even I'm grossed out by that.
Awww, it might be nice, all rosy and clean, with a blonde fuzz...
Then again, it may be all purple and veiny and bloated from all the fisting... what the hell do I know.
You know you would toss that salad all night long Mousie!!
They won't tell me either Mortie. Hagface, smagface!
Nick Carter
prico, that last was just traumatising!
Fancy, with lost of dressing and fixings!
It hasn't arrived yet, Morticia. *still waiting*
oh.
How long have you guys been here and you still don't know who Hagface is? WTF?
I'm not much into blondes. Only a few. Wouldn't touch hagface with Kimora's dick. I'd hit sammy, though, lol.
I have a secret boy band crush too.
Justin Timberlake. I would put a hurting on that boy.
Got them! *downloading*
SHit, I'D hit sammy!
Actually, Hagface is really the only blond I've ever wabted to hit. I prefer my men to be Latino. *snarggle*
How long have you guys been here and you still don't know who Hagface is? WTF?
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.01.06 - 2:30 pm |
goes to show how much i pay attention.
Be back in a few!!
Not bad, Morticia. Love the grey sideburns and the moustache. Not as hairy as I'd like, but awesome legs, and he knows it, lol.
oh my god mortie! did you send prico pictures of your boss???!!
Bye Fancy!
Tell him he has two fans in DListed. LOL
i did stoney. i'm so getting fired.
yah, prico he does have nice legs. and he's hairier than you can tell. it curls out of the V of his button up shirts. he's a cutie, and like i said earlier - i would probably have a little crush on him and would definitely flirt shamelessly w/ him if he were straight. alas...my charms are wasted.
Morticia, don't you have a fiance?
it curls out of the V of his button up shirts.
*full chad*
Ok, I'm emailing you my phone number...
i totally do, Mousie! but i can still flirt, damnit!
that hit your button, eh prico? hehehehe
fully deployed dirtstar
Morticia, I have the world's hottest BDBF, and yet I still look. Shit, if he knew about Hagface, he'd hit the ceiling! LOL
seriously, mousie...if my F could read some of the shit i write in here...oh, he would not be a happy camper.
Morticia, a while back (and some of you remember this shit) a guys who used to post on here sent me a pic of his weiner. My BDBF (w/o my consent) went on my puter and saw it. The next thing I know, I'm being screamed at in Spanish and I don't speak it, but I knew one word: puta. Oh HELL no! I hurled a coffee cup at his freaking head! Call me a motherfucking whore when YOU were on MY puter? Fuckface. Yeah but I got diamond earrings out of it as an apology.
Mousie Carter | 06.01.06 - 2:51 pm | #
oh mousie, how romantic!!!!!
Oh shit. I don't want your man after me... Maybe behind me, but not after me.
dayum! a diamond earring apology?!?! shit. the best i get is a full tank of gas on his Fina card. yah, if my man found a pic like that on my computer, i'm sure there would be a similar scenario played out.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 2:55 pm | #
so you don't dig blondes!!!!!
*throws out recently found alexis arquette's weener to the garbage*
*sobs*
Not unless they're hairy, Vanina. Or extremely manly. LOL, sorry.
prico, if you could see him, you'd DEFINITELY want him behind you! SUch a studly piece of manmeat. And he is so not your typical Latino is some respects. FYI - he is Puerto Rican and Peruvian. SUch hotness.
Morticia - for my birthday he gave me a diamond bracelet and a trip to St. Barts. Yuh, he's a keeper!
Oh Mousie, when I grow up I wanna be you.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 2:59 pm | #
it's all right caramelo...
*keeps sobbing while putting back womanly parts*
LOL!!!
wow mousie! you hit the jackpot!
prico, are you kidding me? I want to be YOU now! You freaking rock!
Nah, I'm overrated.
BTW, prico, he has "experimented".......
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok Im back for now!
Back to the story...
Point blank Matt Damon has a SMALL DICK and I know this first hand!
Tell us more Mousie. Experimented you say??
Which hand?
Gosh, I haven't experimented... nor want to.
Point blank Matt Damon has a SMALL DICK and I know this first hand!
Minnie Mouse | 06.01.06 - 3:06 pm |
SAY IT AINT SO!
C'mon mousie, do tell!!!!
mortie- yeah my hubby read stuff and got all jealous of james gandolfini!
btw, when is your boss gonna go have a beer with us?
No beer for me... I'll have an appletini. But I'll join!
Do us girls get to go?? I seriosly need a margarita right now!!
better yet tell him ill take him to the round up
you in dallas tx?
sammy - did you see those asshat pics of Perez someone posted up top?
prico - when Rey was younger, he had a best friend who was gay. Rey had never been interested in guys but one night they just srarted kissing and it went on from there. There were def cervesas involved but he knew what he was doing. They didn't actually do it, but they did quite a lot, form what he said. He doesn't regret it but he also wouldn't ever do ti again.
he usually doesn't join us drunks for our after-work debauchery.
I'll fly over, I got the miles...
Whoa, Mousie... When I was in high school, a lot of guys admitted they'd do it for a close friend, if the friend was desperate enough. I could only agree on the outside, and laugh on the inside.
my ex's first experience was with a boy (both 16 i think) and it was all inclusive. he was always trying to play in my backdoor, and wanted me to play in his....made me suspicious of his true inclinations.
well fine, he can join ME! argghh you seriously gotta introduce my ass at least, ill get him laid
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 3:13 pm | #
oh, shit, i could never do it with a friend...
*shivers*
What about afterwork debauchery without drinking, Morticia? Will he join sammy and I in that?
Holy fuck. Morticia you're a dude? Where have I been?
Prico - I just found it all a bit strange, because in my experience, Latino men are very macho and would NEVER admit to experimenting. But man, if his fam ever found out! Now THAT would be ugly. Madre von Fuckstick would KILL him!
Dammit, Dept. meeting... be back in an hour... I hope.
Prico
Dont walk in there with a boner!
sammy, you probably could get him laid, but he doesn't seem like the type to hit it and quit it. he's not real promiscuous....i do think he's hung though. i catch a nice bulge every now and again...
prico and sammy - yall are killing me! i'm not going to introduce yalls asses! i'll get fired for sure!
mousie - NO! definitely not a man! you can check out my "homepage" and see pics of me and my fiance.
umm mortie, you gotta introduce me, i didnt mean hed be promiscuous but id like to meet em.
just tell him you have a gay friend he should be friends with see what he says
Sorry, Morticia I took something yuo said completely wrong. My apologies. Oh and yeah, I think I did hit the jackpot. Did I mention he's 15 years younger than I am? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
whats his name at least? does he go to the round up or eagle or the hidden door on sundays?
Sammy
would your hubby have a 3 way with Morticias boss??
totally! nah, i didnt say i was gonna bed him, i just wanna meet his ass. i love meeting new fags!
I want a 3-way but with Hagface and Meloni Meat.
naw sammy, on sunday's he watches (or watched) desparate housewives and grey's anatomy. i'm not sure that he's real involved in a social scene, he just has a group of friends and mingles through them (i think)
i wanna work for mortie's company, look at all the hotness!
http://www.smith-system.com/
imag...ntire_staff.jpg
oh well thats not fun at all (sunday afternoons is the door)
well if you would, tell him u got a gay friend who likes em older and huskier and would probably like to be his friend
sammy, i'll see if i can fit it in with all the discussions of excell spreadsheets and powerpoint presentations.
dont lie and get my hopes up. you better be telling me the truth. ill blow him and get you a raise or something.
which one is him??
yea the first pic with the fedex truck... mmmm... must go for 5 minutes...
i always like new friends
sammy, how come you won't share with mousie?
dammit mortie I can't find your fucking picture on your homepage and I don't have ALL DAY! (please direct me to the appropriate link) Snort!
stoney, i think you can just click on my "homepage" link here next to my name. under the initial pic you see, there should be an option to "view pics" it's kindof a smaller link. that should take you to them.
u didnt answer me
oh well pooey. guess you have to be on myspace. i know you're hot though, I can just tell.
http://myspace-052.vo.llnwd.net/
...477053052_l.jpg
theres mortie in her hotness
thanks stoney.
i didn't realize you asked a Q, sammy.
arggghh
stoney, if you scroll down the initial page, there is a pic of my brother and me. difference is, i'm a little thinner now and have dark brown/red/black hair.
Mortie, you and your kitten are so cute!
this girl better give me the hook up!!
http://myspace-863.vo.llnwd.net/
...477067863_l.jpg
damn sammy!! and thanks, mousie! that's my honeybun
theres a jumper at 75 and haskell
Oh yeah, I remember checking that out a while back! Cutie patootey!
where is that, sammy?! dallas??
yeah
A jumper? Like a freak trying to off himself??! Cool!
yeah the police gave him water... id be like i dont give a shit if ur thirsty, get ur ass off the bridge if u wanna drink, if not, then just die already!
i couldn't find it on the channel 5 news site. any idea where i can read about it?
my bro works right there and he could see the traffic and cops
he said traffic is cleared, so he mustve jumped or been lured away
i dont care about him- i find him boring- a little like affleck *yawn* ....yet i comment 4 sum reason... *thinks*
dallasnews.com mortie
BORING!
Morticia - You are such a cutie! I love the pic of you at the beach...I want to go to the beach SSSSSOOOOO bad! And, I also saw the pic of you and your brother.....I don't know what happened, but I am so sorry for your loss
thank you crazycajun. for the compliment and the condolences. my brother was killed in a car accident by a drunk.
that beach is roatan, honduras. it was AMAZING
was ur boss there?
Ok, I'm back...
i sent u the vid prico
no, crazy, my boss wasn't there.
damn. well did u tell him what i said?
WOOHOO! *checking email*
HOLY SHIT!!! I'M SO FIRED!!!
*megachub*
haha why?
I.
Saw.
The.
Video.
(I had to speed up to the end, didn't want to get caught.)
oh nice, thumbs up?
Three thumbs up on my tivo
*bukeep* *bukeep* *bukeep*
I don't have any videos... Oh, oops, I lied, I do have a few. Mostly of myself, but I do have two with my ex. Don't know where they are, though.
Oh, and that embarrassing orgy... ugh.
Morticia -You're so welcome *big hugs*
Prico - You have 2 videos with your ex but you don't know where they are? What are you nuts....LOL
Sammy - You're only going to share with Prico, huh? *stomps foot*
They're video files, CrazyCajun. The orgy, that's on VHS. 2 hours of horror.
ummm i guess i could send it, its like harcore porn though
I'll try to find mine for you, sammy.
I'm out of here soon... waaaah! Can't wait to be home, these days are so long...
yeah ive been falling asleep every couple of minutes, i think my boss is on to me
Prico - *thinking of you and wiping sweat from brow* - if your VHS is such horror, why not destroy it, silly?
Sammy - I suppose I can e-mail you but I don't want you to send it if you don't really want to. You said us bitches are crazy and all but I'm not gonna freak out if you say no....LOL
Boinking the cleaning lady shame on you!
pricoll send it to you
Prico - *thinking of you and wiping sweat from brow* - if your VHS is such horror, why not destroy it, silly?
I should... but I'm sick that way. It reminds me never to get myself into a similar situation. I'm barely in the video anyway, I spent the whole time avoiding the camera.
Ok, Cajun, with sammy's permission I will send it.
Sammy - I don't think Prico has my e-mail address.....I'll e-mail you on your homepage.
Prico - Have a great afternoon....these days ARE dragging..at least tomorrow is Friday
Prico - I thought you had snuck out on us already. You DO have my e-mail address? Please tell me you don't have my work one! My GOOD one is a yahoo account....if you have another .com one PLEASE for the love of God, do not send it to that one...LOL
I don't think I have it, cajun. Can you post it on Daya's page, if you visit it?
I can certainly do that, Prico. Looks like you, Sammy and I are the only ones left around here....some of them sorry fuckers took off on us already *stomps foot again*......
37 minutes to go and counting....
Loved the "pull, blast, insert".
God, I'm gonna have some fun with that video...
hahahaha yeah very porn
Prico - I'm sure you will enjoy that video (*snickering*) and I'm not exactly sure what to make of "pull, blast, insert" but I suppose I will soon enough....LOL..is it as blistering hot in Miami as it is here in Louisiana? It's so fricking humid, the air feels thick like you can't breath!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually it's a bit cool here, it's been raining on and off this week.
Too bad rain doesn't cause it to be any cooler here! When it rains, it feels like a frickin sauna outside. Like it cools off WHILE it is raining but once it stops, you can literally see the steam coming from the roadways...YAK!
Well, I'm about to head out for the day....have a great one, Prico and Sammy, if you are still here.
I'm out, be back when I get home.
laterz!!
who the fuck is that, why didn't he have a baby with ben
Matt+Ben= BEAUTY, so should have had a kid together, but oh well, that's the way it goes.
I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but Alexia is actually a word for the inability to read caused by brain damage.
You know, just in case you feel the urge to name your child that.
Lol, that Alexia must be some bitch!
Matt has to be gay to marry this fugly ass foreigner. Matt could have his pick of any gorgeous beautiful women and he picks Angelica Hustons older sister to procreate with.
I can't stand when men say "we're due" and "we're pregnant". No, you're not pregnant, and you're not due any time soon. Your wife is.
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