vince vaughns gonna teach her naughty words
Let the circus begin.
Wow...the queen looks hot there.
Mommy Brad!
too funny!
Mommy Brad! hahaha!! 
*rubbing hands together in anticipation*
That picture is really really funny. I like the bow.
Angie has Brad's peen in the lock box.
wow - whoever set up that display is genius. those are some of the better wax figures that i've seen.
JA will teach shiloh how to recieve a proper spray tan.
And Brad looks ridiculous as usual
For one Snow White had black hair. And for two, Snow White was attractive.
They're shooting in LA...damn no wonder she bought that house in Chicago!
Angie has Brad's peen in the lock box.
jennifer | 06.01.06 - 1:01 pm | #
Geneiveve | 06.01.06 - 1:02 pm
Ha! true!
Thank god they will be back on soil, I will have vast amounts of reading for this summer then!
Never seen Jennifer looking so animated as compared to her real breathing self
I honestly believe that Brad is the most pussy-whipped man in modern history!
And Brad looks ridiculous as usual
Evil Kitty | 06.01.06 - 1:02 pm | #
for some reason, this made me laugh really loud.
Yeah since Jen will be out of work if her movies keep bombing she can be the nanny.
I'm happy for them with the new addition to their family but it's all so calculated... buying the Shiloh doman, selling baby pics and publishing them before they hit LA, donating money to Africa, etc. Can they just not do things like normal people for once? I am beginning to lose more and more regard for AJ as a so called humanitarian as she is using her celebrity a litte too much for her personal agenda.
This wax exhibit is some of Chiniston's best acting work yet.
what would be really great is if Angie dumps Brad and she and JA become friends or even better....LOVERS
kupkake | 06.01.06 - 1:06 pm | #
NO ONE OUT OF HOLLYWOOD IS NORMAL FOR FUCKS SAKES!
Using Mousies own words
What a bunch of Asshats!
i know it won't happen, but it would make for exceptionally funny commentary!
PERFECT Caption This! picture
Brangelina are overrated...and i think the public backlash against them will be felt at the box office....we'll just have to wait and see!
Jen better sell that damn house.. Ohh or better yet she'll be doing Brad now that Angelina's saddled with that house load of kids.. She probably won't be able to hit the set that much so Jen will be able to suck him off all summer.. Revenge
Definitely done with these people...Angie is crazy and self righteous, Jennifer is boring and self involved and Brad is completely dickless.
VOTE HARVEY for slut of the month DAMMIT! he was at 56% and is now down to 55% god dammit!
Harvey needs all the good attention he can garner!
HARVEY! HARVEY! HARVEY!
Good afternoon Dlisters!
For those who care, new baby updates from People magazine.
http://people.aol.com/people/
art...1199262,00.html
I'm just waiting for Brad & Angie to run into Jen. LMAO Now that will be pay per view worthy.
MK, you can't get enough can you?
They also said that Angelina may stay with the kids in France since shooting is only a couple of weeks and then he can go back.I hope they get some peace and the frenzy dies down after the baby pics.All they have to do is smile at each other.Tabloids can't sell happy stories for too long because people get bored.
Brad will not be fucking anybody on the side except his hand. His ass is so scared to do any damn thing. Angie has his cock on a choker chain.
OMG Fancy! You quoted me! I'm so flattered! *batting eyelashes and making a moue*
Buying the domain actually makes sense...there are some famous people who don't own the domain to their own names...or the content on those websites.
Tavis Smiley does not own the domain to his name ... the person who owns it wants him to BUY it back.
Ruby | 06.01.06 - 1:10 pm
Hi Ruby.
Hell I'd pay!
Mousie
i hate ALL of them!
hi there, Ruby and thanks for the link!!!
Cripes save your hate & loathing for Tom 'must die' Cruise. Very well worth it.
nia | 06.01.06 - 1:07 pm | #
Thats fucked up even by Hollywood standards. Or is it?
My favorite part of the people article is where Brad is wrestling with all the boys. My heart just melts. Yes, I'm a big loser and I don't care!
Dear Jessica,
Please get back together with Nick because then all the tabs will be writing about you and I won't have to see their Royal Smugness of Namibia on every freaking cover.
Thank you.
Skinny Fat
BTW, suck it up girl and stop walking around looking like shit. Asslee's starting to look better than you!
Actually I'd pay to see Angelina and Jen kick the shit out of him.
It's going to be a interesting summer, that's for sure! LOVE these bitches! Can't wait to see the new little bitch!
GO YANKEES!
nia, the general public who isn't constantly submitted to them because they don't frequent gossip boards and maybe don't buy tabloids, only sees two people who got together (maybe not so properly) and are setting up house.Unless Brad reaches Tom's level of craziness he'll be fine.As for the B.O, I really think it has little to do with their names and more with the quality of the film.If the movie is good, people will go to see it.If the movie is action/comedy it will make a shitload of money because that's the sort of movie that makes money.If it's a drama it will make some, but not as much.That's my analysis.
Great picture. Hilarious!
Run Jenny, run!
eh, as for Jen. She's becoming irrelevant day after day.Can't say I'll miss her.
OK- I am FUCKING SLOW...I JUST SAW SPF's head DENT....WTF!!!!!!!!!!???????
I have to admit. Angie does look hot.
I heard from a movie promoter (the one who gets us free passes to advance screenings) that The Break Up sucked donkey dong big time... he said the ending was so bad, he'd be afraid to see what it was before they changed it.
CokeMonkey | 06.01.06 - 1:21 pm | #
I saw that too. Is that really from his fall?
MY VADGE JUST TURNED INSIDE OUT!!!
Clarification - I meant that Brangelina should TRY to show some semblance of normalcy. Instead, they seem to be going out of their way to illicit more attention by having the baby in Namibia et al.
Ruby- I dont know but THAT IS SICK!!!!
Personally, I wish they would stay in Namibia forever. I love this pic, though! All it is missing is Vince Vaughn as Happy sporting a huge boner.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 1:21 pm |
That sounds pretty bad. The trailers aren't funny at all. I keep seeing the one where Vince gets done saying he thinks she should pay him a penalty and she double takes and says, "What? What? What?" And she does that tight jaw clenching thing through the whole thing! It's SO ANNOYING!
Vince Vaughn as Happy sporting a huge boner.
$cientologi$t bzbee | 06.01.06 - 1:23 pm |
Mmmmmm
I'll see it if we get free tickets. Otherwise, I'll wait to see it on HBO in July.
Yeah, cokemonkey in the hiz-ouse!! *tosses crackpipe*
Yeah, don't know why MK won't post the head dent.
It should be The Breakdown, not the Breakup!
Yeah, that trailer where Vince is all "whatmahbabywantmahbabyget" and then the bartender is all "I'm not Columbo" is fucking retarded.
*waits patiently for new avatar*
Check out Cheeto's head dent. Click on the photo to enlarge.
http://i2.tinypic.com/11bm88p.jpg
We're gonna try to see The Omen on Monday... I hope.
I would watch the movie just to see Vince. Not her though. I wish I could like put a black bubble and block her out of it.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 1:21 pm
I keep reading that too.
Opening with X-Men and DaVinci...I don't think it has a chance...I mean damn X-Men steam rolled over everything last weekend.
I love this pic, though! All it is missing is Vince Vaughn as Happy sporting a huge boner.
$cientologi$t bzbee | 06.01.06 - 1:23 pm | #
Hahah - and making devil's fingers over the back of Brad's head...
I read somewhere (maybe here?) that Brad was so pumped about the baby that he and Angelina are discussing more.
O.k. Angelina is talking about adopting more while Brad nods and stares at her rack. Damn I wish my vag was as powerful as Angie's
or maybe not, hmmm
If she's gonna babysit then Brangelina need to set up a hidden videocam. The second they walk out the door, that bitch will be accidentally elbowing the kid in the head and smacking it on the hands with a wooden spoon.
*ashamed*
I think the Breakup looks cute.
put a black bubble and block her out of it.
Fancy | 06.01.06 - 1:28 pm | #
you'd have to do a voiceover as well to not hear her whiney voice
discussing adopting more....
She's actually let him make a movie? That means he can't follow her around and babysit and kiss her ass.
What could she be thinking??
Ruby | 06.01.06 - 1:27 pm
Damn is that a dent or is it the way his hair swirls there....DAMN I hope it's the hair!
Ashton kutcher/demi moore sex tape here: http://www.moviepicturefilm.com/....php?
itemid=311
If she's gonna babysit then Brangelina need to set up a hidden videocam. The second they walk out the door, that bitch will be accidentally elbowing the kid in the head and smacking it on the hands with a wooden spoon.
pats | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 1:29 pm |
Ashton kutcher/demi moore sex tape here: http://www.moviepicturefilm.com/....php? itemid=311
moviepicturefilm | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 1:31 pm | #
thanks but NO i dont feel like throwing up...........just yet
Ruby- Thats why Shitney was putting all those goofy hats on SPF!!!
I'd rather see Brad on all fours, with Vince behind him saying "who's your daddy?".
*semi-chub*
RUBY: That Spears twat makes me physically ill...
Ashton kutcher/demi moore sex tape here: http://www.moviepicturefilm.com/....php? itemid=311
moviepicturefilm | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 1:31 pm | #
Oh goodie! I need help purging my lunch today.
Prico
You gotta stop I cant take much more.
What happened to the lions?? They were talking about how the damn lions were going to protect their asses and then the kid pops out and there weren’t any sightings of their protective lions... Damnit to hell!!
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.01.06 - 1:32
That does sound kinda hot!
Ugh- That dent is unbelieveable- and I got in late last night and saw Parasite with her singing?? Is she for real? WHat drug is she ON???? WTF?? We are more normal then the whole of Hollywood!! (well except for Prico) 
Kell
Also was Elton there to sing Circle Of Life?? Hell to the no. I am so disappointed!
CokeMonkey | 06.01.06 - 1:35 pm |
Oh, go ahead, say it! I'm a freak! Is that what you're thinking, huh! Huh! HUH! I'm a freak!
Fine, I admit it.
Prico, you clearly have it backwards. Now that Angelina has reduced Brad to having a cooter, it would mos def be Vince bangin' from behind, with Brad happily catching.
Um, isn't that what I said?
Prico, you clearly have it backwards. Now that Angelina has reduced Brad to having a cooter, it would mos def be Vince bangin' from behind, with Brad happily catching.
$cientologi$t bzbee | 06.01.06 - 1:36 pm |
Damn, I am so dumb today-you had it right all along, Prico. Sorry!
Crap, I know Fancy!! I just hope when they come back over to the US that when they cross over the ocean, it will part..just like Moses back in the day!!
My AM vitamin cocktail must be blurring my vision AND making me numb to all emotion today...
That's alright, bzbee. I actually had to scroll up to see if I had typed it backwards, lol.
Prico, I am sitting on your gravatar and grinding right now. Thankfully, I keep a bottle of Windex and some paper towels handy to clean up the smeary screen.
There's a better picture of Cheeto's head out there but I can't remember which blog I saw it on. It looks like a dent to me.
I just wanted to see the lions... that’s all.. apparently that’s too much to ask...
*slits wrists*
KeLL | 06.01.06 - 1:41 pm | #
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
does that help?
LOL, Cokemonkey. Now clean my sunglasses.
Oh fuck me with a brick...
Don't do that Kitkat!! You'll expand the screen!!!
i loooove this pic!
ouch.. fuck you with a brick? dayum
FUCK BZBEE!! I didnt even notice that was you!! Hey Girl!
Fancy, I am guilty of not noticing anybody- I am sorry y'all. I am not rude. Just incredibly thick- you know I adore you guys.
KitKatWoman FBI AGENT
Thanks for the try but no... I want to see one of the lions carrying Shiloh in its mouth, just like a baby lion cub... Birds singing a beautiful tune.. Elton John playing "circle of life" on his piano... Animals bowing down to the new Namibian Princess....
what is elton wearing while in the jungle?
what is elton wearing while in the jungle?
KitKatWoman FBI AGENT | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 1:50 pm |
A sarong. So wrong...
leopard print, of course!!!
With Swavorski crystals?
Angie has Brad's peen in the lock box.
jennifer | 06.01.06 - 1:01 pm | #
Ha ha jennifer is that a three lock box?
Well i hope they hurry up with that baby picture. I REALLY want to see what their baby looks like.
Angie has Brad's peen in the lock box.
jennifer | 06.01.06 - 1:01 pm |
Big deal. Tom Cruise can open it easily...
FUCK BZBEE!! I didnt even notice that was you!! Hey Girl!
Fancy | 06.01.06 - 1:44 pm | #
It's me!!! Hello, babe! Didn't anyone tell you that I've converted to Scientology???
"She eyes me like a pieces when i am weak..
I've been locked inside your heartshaped box for weeks..."
-nirvana
Angelina looks better than boring old Jennifer even as wax.
It's me!!! Hello, babe! Didn't anyone tell you that I've converted to Scientology???
$cientologi$t bzbee | 06.01.06 - 1:58 pm
Hell no. I guess I need to pay closer attention!
"What happened to the lions?? They were talking about how the damn lions were going to protect their asses and then the kid pops out and there weren’t any sightings of their protective lions... Damnit to hell!!
KeLL | 06.01.06 - 1:34 pm | #"
There back in the states........ they ate Suri!!!
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Fancy, love,
Have you heard buzzing about Jake and Natalie Portman?!?!?
They captured JA's needy self absorbed facial grimace perfectly.
bzbee, you're not folling anyone. a loyal scientologist would never hang out on an anti-cruise site!
*fooling
Ruby, Thanks for the link!
I'm sorry, Hollywood/LA/Malibu is just too small. These three are going to run into one another, just watch. Now, I would pay to see that!
First Bomb of the summer: POSEIDON.
Second bomb of the summer: THE BREAK UP.
GO YANKEES 
Don't do that Kitkat!! You'll expand the screen!!!
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.01.06 - 1:43 pm | #
what the hell does that mean? how does one expand the screen and why is it bad? inform me please, i'm an idiot i suppose *puts bucket on head, bangs head on wall*
Fancy, love,
Have you heard buzzing about Jake and Natalie Portman?!?!?
$cientologi$t bzbee | 06.01.06 - 2:14 pm
No please say it aint so!!!!
******crying********
bzbee, you're not folling anyone. a loyal scientologist would never hang out on an anti-cruise site!
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.01.06 - 2:18 pm | #
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*robotic voice/vacant stare*
Stoney, please do not say disparaging things about my brother Tom.
No please say it aint so!!!!
******crying********
Fancy | 06.01.06 - 2:29 pm |
Sorry---check it:
http://entertainment.msn.com/mov...vies/
hotgossip2
Apparently he too has a thing for little boys!!!!
So I assume since Jen's dressed as Snow White we're supposed to feel sorry for her and look at her as the heroine?!? Yeah, sure. Bitch is blowing all 7 dwarves while the forest animals look on.
Well Jay, if you type shit like lol or nooooooooo over and over again with no spacebar, the comment screen stretches and it's hard to read about prico's peen and see the avatars and shit.
I'm so tired of even hearing or reading anything like "Wonder what Jen thinks?" WHO CARES? It's long over with.
the real jizz will start in the us.
reality will hit them all.
Damn man, ease off Jennifer please. She has moved on and is happy - let it rest already! There are plenty of things to report with Ang & Brad without dragging her back into it.
And besides Jen will be moving so I doubt there will be any neighborly borrowing of a cup of sugar.
If Jen can move on, perhaps YOU can too! Drop the digs already. It's not even humorous any longer.....
Why oh why hasn't anyone noticed these geniuses named their child
Piloh Shitt?
I'd rather be named Piloh Shit than look like Chinnifer Brokeback.
Here's a better picture of Cheeto's busted head. No one show this to Long Island Irish. She'll go ape.
http://i3.tinypic.com/11bq3xk.jpg
Baby Shiloh is on the cover of OK magazine... well the top of *a baby's* head is.
http://www.ok.co.uk/magazines/in...indepth/
523.jpg
Can't see beauty/fugliness though, so I'll hold off being judgmental til the proper pics come out! :D
snowflake | 06.01.06 - 3:08 pm
Thanks for the link.
I think that's a photoshop job. What do you think?
that's an old picture...it's probably zahara.
I thought probably Zahara (but even though it's just the top of a head it looks caucasian), and then Brad looks odd... but then it's very very silly-looking for OK to use photoshop to *composite* an image on the *front cover* isn't it... ooh dunno.
Prico you can't see The Omen on Monday! See it on 6/6/06 or NOT AT ALL DAMMIT!
This wax exhibit is some of Chiniston's best acting work yet.
MJF is thoroughly unkinked
__________________
ROFLMAO!
how funny!
* Snow Flake * You can barely even see the baby . You are a flake !
* Snow Flake * Im a crazy Shiloh fan . LOL
Jennifer won't baby sit.
She'll just sit on the baby.
You know she is going to throw eggs at the house when they get back
For shit's sake, babies' heads don't dent - it's not a car door.
NO WAY can I see AJ holed up with 3 kids for the summer while big doody works......
aww, one big ass happy family
yeah, but isn't aniston supposed to be settling in the chicago suburbs with vaughn? i'll bet she won't now.
Brad looks like the cross-eyed ape-like waxy figure that he is
* Snow Flake * You can barely even see the baby . You are a flake !
Ben Dover | 06.01.06 - 4:13 pm | #
Errrrr... that's what I'm saying - it's clearly *a baby*, but that you can *barely even see it*.
jen should babysit....she seems to not be able to make a bankable movie, so maybe it's time to switch careers...
brangelina makes me barf. their kids are going to be so screwed up. growing up in hotels and airplanes sucks for a kid. i know.
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!
i for one plan on seeing The Break UP this weekend...saw the trailer and it looked funny...it will be interesting to see how it fares in the Box Office....X-Men 3, while an unstoppable force this last weekend..i predict won't do nearly as well this weekend...the movie was just OK..and as word gets out..less and less people will go to see it (IMO)
YAY!
That picture on the cover of OK has to be photoshopped. Brad looks like he has brown hair, which he had done for the Jesse James movie and has since had cut off. Plus, I think Brad would be carrying Shiloh around this soon after Angie's c-section. I had one and trust me, I wasn't taking walks outside carrying my son only 5 days after surgery.
HAHA JEN IS A BABYSIT???
NOOO SHE CAN'T BE, SHE HATE KIDS!
DAUYMN!!!!! heehee like angie cares!!!
ok im so going to read my new star and us weekly so catch up!!!!
still...TEAM JOLIE!!!! you know their kid is beautiful
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