Jesus.H.Christ.
of course - anyone looks tasty and intelligent next to kimberly...
the bitch is just sayin' that cuz they look alike!
BOTH FUG!!!!!!!!!! 
or... she actually makes Paris look better when she stands beside her
she needs to be committed to a mental institution already
Deep thoughts by Paris Hilton.
I just threw up in my mouth a little. These two gashes should obey their T-shirts.
More like she's got a 6 ft forehead, the face of a drag queen and the body of an experienced speed-ho hooker.
Sunny, I totally agree! Paris is a total narcissist! Besides, being tall and blonde does not guarantee beauty. They both look like over-grown, long-faced seagulls with overly bleached out hair.
twins
Ha! There are the two pigs, so where's the blanket?
i wonder if the reporter who had to write this story up ever curses life for having given him so many bad breaks...
Vo-5 treatments are needed. Does that shit work on yarn?
I'd have a threesome with those two!!! Hotter than anything in my town!
Gary Coleman, your ass needs to move!
Gary Coleman=move.
Truly Pathetic
She thinks she is also hot, so that explains why she thinks Kimbo is hot. Their both fucking dogs. No offense to all the dogs out there.
they gross me out.
imagine the germs on them.
I think Parisiste is mildly mentally retarded. And I don't mean that as a joke. I think she really is, she looks malnurished like she didn't get enough calcium as a child. Mom was probably doing too much coke while preggers with her.
Isn't life ironic?
my german shepherd, who is beautiful, accepts your apology. LOL!!
It's confirmed. She is delusional.
that's gross
i think she's hot too
Mildly, my ass! Full-blown fucktard!
they wear the shirts to remind themselves?
Kimbo Stewart is alot of things, good-looking not being one of them!
separated at birth...
Stop Being Desperate. Parasite should take her own advice.
Kim Stewart proves that blonde does NOT always equal beautiful.
they're the perfect couple
paris isn't a beauty either....bleached hair and colored contact lense jsut to be a blue-eyed blond....it's all phony, all a big lie
and for some girls blond hair really is all they have going for them
wonder why she needs the attention so badly
luscious is not a word that should be used to describe kim stewart.
Back atcha, ladies.
"I feel so comfortable with her and I can just act like myself."
That's Paris' way of saying "we share the same STD meds, when I forget to fill my prescriptions, i take Kimberly's".
"luscious" isn't a way to describe eyes.
anyway, kim stewart has bangs and i hate them.
omfg the irony of those shirts
I'm wondering, does Kimberly have a hair problem? The pics today and yesterday have me wondering. She has it moreso in her face, unless this is a new look I'm just not aware of.
ANY1 WILL LOOK HOT WHEN U R HIGH AS A KITE!
tall brunette | 06.02.06 - 2:02 pm | #
not necessarily when youre high but maybe, just maybe when you show up to the opening of a fucking bag a fritos, with your tits hanging out wagging your tongue for the cameras. if that goesnt reak of shit stained desperation, i dont know what else does
they gross me out.
imagine the germs on them.
christine still?
i dont think i can, it makes me naseus to even look at those two crakheads, you know they fuck everything in sight. remember when kimbo was engaged to talan from laguna beeeyyootch??!! 
i guess the coke and ecstasy wore off and they called it quits...heeheehee!!!
Are their shirts giving them instructions?
Two fleas in a pod.
I agree, your just jealous. they are beyond gross their cooters have the action level of someone who's been whoring for sixty years or so.
These two deserve each other.
If ever there were contemptible people, these two represent!
I abhor them.
I'm sure each of them feel like they are looking into a mirror.
The mirror of utter despair.
I just want to say thanks to these two vile, disgusting, diseased, yeast infected, filthy dirtstar having twats for crashing my computer! Now it needs a full CBC and STD workup.
ewwwwwwwwwwww double dose of ugly.
they also split their heronin & coke
geez just how old is kim, look at all those wrinkles,she looks like shes in her 60's
Oh Lordy.........
The blind leading the blind, or in their case the retard leading the retard. (no offense to any mentally disabled normal person)
Desperate Paris has to say stupid things like that because Kimberly is her only friend these days.
You can't call those bitches dogs, cos that's offensive to dogs who are much better than most of the so-called "humans" trawling this earth! anyways, i always thought kimbo was FUGLY but now whenever I am subjected to pictures of her horrific face, i always think how stinky her feet must be as well
Paris should really take her shirts advice.
Miz, kick these two in their infested crotches, would yu?
it's only a matter of time before paris alienates this one like all her other friends. She truly is a textbook narcissist...wait and see.
What's fascinating to me is how she describes Kimberly's positive qualities are in reference to her LOOKS not to her personality. That speaks volumes about her frame of reference, and it's pathetic. She must have no self-respect, it's not the hairdye that gets me, it's the tinted contacts.
ewwwwwww
Mousie: I'd love to, but I need my hazmat suit. It's Friday and I don't kick ass on Fridays.... Mondays are a different story.
luscious is a word used for something you want to put your mouth on. maybe paris wants to put her mouth on kim's eyeballs and roll them in her mouth. that would be something to see.
I bet they share their pet crabs! bwahahahaha
Has anyone else noticed the wings? Are they Hells Angels now? wtf?
@ LA
YOU PRETTY MUCH SUMMED IT UP. LMBAO
I GET TIRED OF CALLING PARIS:
-RICH WHITE TRASH
-WHORE
-DUMB
-EVIL
-DEMENTED
-SELFISH
-SELFABSORBED
-OPPORTUNIST
I MEAN, I JUST DONT KNOW, WHAT ELSE COULD YOU SAY ABOUT THIS WOMAN. THE SAD PART IS THAT SHE DOESNT CARE WHAT THE PUBLIC THINKS OF HER AND SHE WILL HAVE HIS PERSONALITY FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
Atleast Kim Stewarts eyes are naturally blue & both the same size, unlike hooked penis nose paris. But I do not care what color Kims "luscious" eyes are, Kim stewart is one ugly chick. She was beaten with an ugly tree. Paris is not great looking either, but she looks better than Kim Stewart. Paris and her brown lazy eyes was just beaten with an ugly stick. Paris wishes she had "luscious blue eyes" that she does not have purchase by the truck load and pop in every morning.
guess PARIS other eye is going down too vision gone bad! funny everytime I see them together I think of the time they were riding those long bikes in the red carpet kim took off but fell off the bike! this part isn't funny you saw a bit her "white no ass" and PARIS laughed!
She is not hot, she looks like she needs to eat!
LADY A / BLAC CHIC | 06.02.06 - 3:33 pm | #
I know... that's why I just don't comment much anymore in the Paris threads. It's just no use.. the woman isn't going away!!! 
those shirts has to be a diss to Lohan...
Raise your hand if you want to see Paris act like her natural self
.....anyone?
heavenlydivine!!! I remember that awesomely funny event: I didn't know who Kimbo was but it was funny as hell!
Well, look who's sitting here touting off Kim's stats. So I'd take those adjectives with a grain of salt.
What she MEANT to say was: "She's six feet tall, blond, gangly, haggish about the face, and has a glazed look in her lazy blue eyes."
Since when does being blonde make you automatically beautiful? Especially that bleached out, white, fried mess of theirs? Some of the hottest girls I know have dark hair. Natural blondes are hot, but these bleached out whores are gross. Hair that feels like straw, yeah, really sexy.
Kim Stewart looks like a fugly, plucked bird. These two tarts should now be christened Wonk & Tonk.
Right, well, people must've said it in every single comment already but Parasite feels comfortable with Kimbo because she's one of the few hos around uglier than Parasite; but only by a bit... a very little bit. Teeny.
They look like the same dirty fugly hag.
SHELLS HITCHES TO LO'S COOTA.
LOL.
I FEEL YOUR PAIN
That's the only word Paris could remember from hooked on phonics..hot.
LOL ..Well that and " can i have a line "..? That was actually a quote from her to me.
Paris loves anyone who is as ugly on the inside as they are on the outside.
Hah next thing you know she'll dump her like she did Nicole
Please, they're both the same anyway, slutty, stupid, untalented and ugly.
just ew
Mad Doctor: Well the cloning is complete but he had.."complications"
thank you christine still? 
!!!! i like your style!
seriously, both are so fugly it should be outlawed, as well an rxs for there STDs, i wonder if they shared talan when kimbo's silly engagement to him was called off....!! i guess she wasnt so pretty when the blow and ecstasy wore off him.... heeheeheehee!!!!
I like the nasty wife-beaters you can see though...and the desperate? Come on.
They look more related than Paris and Nicky actually...the amount of jizz in both their brains is perhaps unrivaled at this point...
Does anyone else think that Paris Hilton looks like an Italian Greyhound? She is scary and I am so thankful that MK isn't kissing her triflin' ass like SOME people we know!!!!
bow wow wow....
they are the LAST people to be wearing the the Those T-Shirts. It's the Hos calling the prostitutes sluts! Of course Paris Brains are filled with Jizz now, it finally made it's way in there completly, ugh so stupid!
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