Wasn't he just on Oprah gushing about how in love he was?!
Does anyone - besides MK - really care about their status as a couple?
I mean...he's hot on his own, but I totally forgot that they were even together.
Maybe she decided to leave him??? I think he did love her.... she must love Salma
And I will say again MK I want video tape please.
is that bottom pic really him?? if so, i think i might actually believe that quote
I like watching him workout!
Blah, blah, blah, they're both dirty whores.
why the fuck did they need to issue a statement? they broke up for christ sake. they are not separated, because they aren't even married! shit!
Damn. He looks like shit in these pictures.
His hair looks thicker in these pics.
These pics may not be so hot, but damn he can play with my bongos in the nude any ole day... 
he left her for me! We all know this! cmon people just admit it! Okay I am wishful thinking but the guy is effin hot! Plus he is from Texas what more could you ask for?
God, it would be so hot if Penny was a lesbo! My fantasies would be fiery to say the least. I loves me some latin wimmin!
(Except that cunt EVA LongWHORIA and J-Ho).
*yawn* these 2 bore me for some reason
MK i love you.
i love him in 'a time to kill'
nows my chance
another one bites the dust!
I'm not doing anything, Matthew
Did Matthew pay Penelope to be his beard?
Ya know, the way gay Tom Cruise paid her when they "dated"?
Oh, his voice rocks my world. Total panty changer.
yes finally left that fug ass chic! now he is mine all mine...buawahhhhh
BACK OFF BITCHES! HE'S MINE ALL MINE!!!!
I wonder who Pene will beard for next?
"Penny's a dyke and I am in love with Michael K. I must devote all my time to him, because he's kind of bitchy."
LMAO!
We want pictures!
i'd totally hit that.
"Penny's a dyke and I am in love with Michael K. I must devote all my time to him, because he's kind of bitchy."
MK...You lucky bitch. Tell him I said hi. 
What is worng with all of you?
He left Penny for MK: got it? Don't be messing with MK's boy - he'll CUT you.
so penelope gets an award at cannes and decides matthew's no longer useful - muchas gracias bitch!
[psst! matt, haul your hunky texan ass over here and let's put the 'o' in rodeo...]
BonZNMe | 06.02.06 - 1:53 pm | #
very true! 
You know Salma Hayak is putting the purple triangle sticker on her car as we speak...
i'd love to slather him up with my manly juices...yeah...mmmmmmmmm.....
Looks like he has a pompadour thing going.
Holy shit. I leave for a little while and you bitches are all over Matthew!
When he drawls, it makes me wonder how it would sound near my vag. His voice is a vibrator!
He was great in "Frailty".
I bet he'd be fun to hang out with a smoke a bowl! And play the bongos! He get to be nekkid though, not me.
LET'S ALL GO TO HIS HOUSE!!!
*going to hell for coveting MK's new boy toy* Can we at least watch?
Oh good now he can go shack up with that biker dude he loves so much. They're behaving like immature teens anyway, so why not. Look out co-eds, the immature thirty-somethings are out to get ya.
What really happened was Penelope got another lead man in her upcoming film and perusual she is sleeping with him too.... think Nick Cage, Tom, Matt and every other lead costar she has ever been in a movie with. Friggin skank is as bad as Paris. He is better off without her nasty azz. Hope he does come to you now MK.
lemure | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:16 pm | #
awesome comment...made me a little moist
I agree with you comments. She had great reviews with "volver". Oscar nomination? Now Matt is a burden
"volver", lol, reminds me of vulva. LOL
Penelope is fucken ugly . Has anyone seen her without makeup? Bitch is nasty. Makeup works wonders . He can do way better.
i like her alot.
but why does it seems she cant hold a man?
When he drawls, it makes me wonder how it would sound near my vag. His voice is a vibrator!
lemure | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:16 pm | #
Mmmmmmm.....
i like her alot.
but why does it seems she cant hold a man?
mina | 06.02.06 - 2:45 pm | #
How can you hold a man and eat Salma's snatch all at once?! I mean, I guess technically it's possible, but difficult-very difficult...
What is this "holding a man" shit? Maybe she doesn't WANT to hold them...
I dislike that antiquated thinking, mina; it's detrimental to ALL women.
Penelope is probably filming a new movie with a new co-star and dumped Matthew......... that's her M-O
i believe it's 'cuz she's a raging lesbian that won't come out mina. that makes it kind of difficult to hold a man.
Another celeb relationship gone down the drain.We'll cry.NOT!
Wouldnt mind Matthew though...
Please, why can't she have both? Shit, I'd have Matthew and Salma buffet style then turn around and have them pleasure me! What's wrong with you Penny!
Matthew makes me HARD!!!!!!!! Yummy!!!!!!!
About time, he is way too hot for her fugly ass! Penelope looks like a rat in a wig and her body is shapeless.
I hope she cheated on him big time so he knows how it feels. Karma will catch up on him, no matter how fast his huge self-image runs.
He's so yummy. I want one.
Did you see him interviewed on GMA?
He was in shorts for his new movie role as a football coach and you could totally see he was packing! Damn!
HE'S FINE!!!!!!!
AND PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE NO HOMO RUMORS ABOUT HIM IN HOLLYWOOD OR THAT HE'S A CLOSEST CASE
PLEASE TELL ME MATHEW DOESNT LIKE DICK
PLEASE TELL ME MATHEW DOESNT LIKE DICK UP HIS ASS, IN HIS MOUTH, OR SMACKED ON HIS CHIN
I HAD TO COPE WITH ANDERSON COOPER THIS WEEK
WHOSE NEXT, BRAD PITT?
OH WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE DARREN SHARPER, NFL PLAYER SEEN RECENTLY WITH GABRIELLE UNION
NOW THATS A DEFINITION OF FFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEE!!!
He's HOT.
Penny is boring.
Now I guess this means we can come out as a couple instead of sneaking around like we have!
HOT....just plain, old fashioned HOT
Yeah, he's got it going on, but he's gayer than a Greater Tuna show.
Too bad it didn't worked out for them, Matt seemed like a "real " man for Pen after the Tom Cruise dissapointment...he is a manwhore, maybe he cheated on her.
Okay how do you KNOW someone is gay?
When they have to annouce they are breaking up...
just leave a bitch at Dunken Doughnuts...that's what I do.
He is most likely freaked out that Sandra Bullock is pregnant....and needs time to reflect
Maybe Pen can't commit. That's 2 long term relationships she's fallen out of. I'm being jaded of course, but she seems dysfunctional. IMO.
*yawn* I've yet to see a decent movie of him.Penny, while uglier, has been in some very good movies, albeit all in Spanish. He was waxing poetic about her not too long ago.
Anyone who ever dated Tom Cruise is suspect in my mind.
gucci girl: I agree - Penny has been great in her Almodovar films. And now "Volver". Caliente!!!
I was over him when he said he doesn't believe in deodorant. I would've left him a long time ago
He acts like they are married with this statement. "Separating was the best thing to do at this time?"
Damn. Penny has fucked Matthew and Tom Cruise.
GO YANKEES 
hes gay and she is a lesbian- no need to elaborate guys!!
THANK GOD, MY MAN IS FINALLY FREE. IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE HE WAS WITH THAT UGLY TRAMP. WATCH YOUR BACK MK, HE'S ALL MINE!!!!
"...because he's kind of bitchy."
Ahhhh ha ha ha, he knows you all too well, MK, all too well. Talk about high-maintenance, dayum!
I just hope, dream and fantasize that he's a top
I thought he was a hoot when he was motoring all over the country in a RV promoting "Sahara"?. (never saw the film) but he hangs out a lot in the Austin clubs and seems like a pretty down to earth kind of guy.
He is a bit Frat brat thou. Just strike up a convo about the UT Longhorns and your golden with him.
Thanks for the tip Cammie, I will become the country's leading expert on the UT Longhorns....and Frat bros can be cool nothing wrong with that...
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 5:35 pm | #
Seriously, he tries to go to all the games. He's a Texas Ex. Huge fan. He even mentioned he was disappointed he couldn't get Pen more interested.
I belive you... trust me I will be a walking encylopedia of the UT Longorns, will satrt going to the games, out-of-state booster org's, alumi patron...whatever it takes ....and it's so fitting, just seems like the sort of thing he should be a huge fan of...and I mean that in a good way
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 5:52 pm | #
He's just the kind of guy that would really dig that from what I've heard 5:52. You might want to start your collection of blues CDs as well. I hear he is a big fan of blues guitar.
This person has NO MOUTH.
Penolope Cruz is a professional beard for gay actors, and a carpet muncher.
i love matthew.
*shocking* another hollyweird couple has broken up.. what is this world coming to?
a fine looking man..... even if he is on my team (which despite the rumors I somehow doubt) wouldn't do me any good, I have a better shot at winning Lotto than scoring with MM
Michael K....LMAO
I read somewhere he said he doesn't wear deodorant. I also read Bullock use to try to get him to wear it also. Maybe Penny had issues with that
YOU BITCHES DO KNOW THAT THESE TWO HAD A PLANNED ARRAGEMENT.
cruz is a leabian (hello her and that bitch waht's her name again), and matthew (anything with a dick, sorry mk not only you, me also).
come on "long-distance relationship" for 2 years?
If this is indeed true, Cruz could form a business and rent herself out as a professional beard. It would be a standard two year contract with benefits.
That statement was issued through a cloudy smoke-filled haze...and the twinkle in his eyes is for his one true love: Mary Jane.
Penelope turned lesbo during her stint with Cruise
Glory freakin hallelulejah!
I used to covet this man but Ive heard too much that turned my heart.
Still, he can do better than P, with a man or a woman.
He should try it!!
His career is in the tank anyway.
The man is sex on a stick!
I can't get past the fact that he said he doesn't use deodorant.
Now he's totally free to go f*** the only person he really loves : himself. Can you give yourself the itchies?
Oh man he gets hotter with age doesn't he...i love his bod, and the southern accent just rolls me...remember dazed and confused? sigh...!
He's fine!!.. I want to hit it big tyme!!
He's hot and gay!!! But who cares???!!
i think penny grows a bigger mustache than matthew....
His Australian publicist told me he's a fag.
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