wha?
wow...her chest is really red...
oh she was so cute! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE SUN! jeez the sun damage on her is craziness
yeah I agree she USED to be so hot!
used to be cute!
She needs to wash that hair and botox those wrinkles.. man, how old is she anyway?
Her cleavage scares me.
eewwww! stay out of the sun! geez, we can see your tan lines!
she can't POSSIBLY be as old as she looks...
Scary cleavage!
Fancy - damn girl, I could not get back on here all this time since cheezeballs! WTF!
She's aged so poorly! I literally gasped when I saw her picture. I shed a tear for lost looks...
Her head looks too small for her body. What's up with that?
those lumps in her dress scare me. are they supposed to be boobs?
Me either NoAnjil. I think blogger is f-ed up!
just checked --she's 33! 
or haloscan.
That's the reality of sun damage. It's pretty profound. That girl can't be that much older than I am and she looks like she's made of crepe paper. Sad.
Goldiekins!!!!!!!!!
Me neither--thought it was just my computer!!!!!!!!
She looks sweaty. Is she on 'roids?
that dress is hideous.
I think it was the latter. I had no comment choice when I finally did get on. Oh well, thank goodness it's back, wouldn't want to do any work now would I?
those lumps in her dress scare me. are they supposed to be boobs?
Morticia | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 1:51 pm | #
Nope! They're malignant melanoma.
sunnybunz - take a deep breath, it's okay now, we're all back together 
i wonder if its rosasia (sp?)
I know NoAnjl. I was getting withdrawels from being away for 5 minutes.
Wasn't she on Baywatch too? I think I saw her on Stern. She got big tatas and then had trouble with them and got them out????
Goldiekins!
yah she was on Baywatch...AGAIN I can't get over the fact she's only
33 !!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god! she's really 33???!!! She's just six years older than me and I look twenty years younger!!
33? jesus she looks 53! and that's insulting to 53 year olds!
Damn! I'm 35 and I dont wrinkles like this poor girl! It's from tanning. That's one thing I'm so glad I never did when I was younger.
I met up with a girl from my high school who was a year younger than me and looked so used up and old. Message to the younger ones here: Watch your partying, drinking and tanning. It will catch up to you!!!
i'm older than her and look a lot younger!
Who talked her into buying that dress? She could have done much better.
yikes!
stay out of the sun ladies! it'll hurt you!
age you like hell and make that cellulite come out real good!
Housewives from Orange County must be hot. She'd look even better with her ankles behind her ears, though!
Oh wow. This is sad. She used to be way hot. Well, at least she's not all pulled back and stretched like Pam Anderson.
I think she is cute but I knew she was in her early 30's. She is not aging well. 
EdwardVIII is back.
Nicole really was a pretty girl - fair-skinned women need to be very careful with the sun and moisturizing - I see someone hasn't been up to the task! 
I'd still fuck her in the ass and cum in her face.
Tustin Ranch soccer mom, all the way.
Never mind the sun damage, look at the state of her hair - would you really go to an event looking like ou haven;t seen a hair dresser since Adam was in short pants? She needs to take some of that grease and use on kimberley stewart.
Is she the one who fucked the two Corys in that movie? "Blown Away"?
I'm older than her and all of you so shut the hell up!
I'd still fuck her in the ass and cum in her face.
Chain Smokin Charlie | 06.02.06 - 2:06 pm | #
shy, aren't you?
ha ha...bitch looks OLD.
and this ladies and gentleman, is why you shouldn't tan...
use your sunscreen or you'll look like nicole and goldie hawn! eek!
she used to be on baywatch, but quit because "she didn't want to be viewed as just a body."
then pick up a book.
i hate it when hot idiots want to be known for something other than their looks, but don't offer anything else.
NoAnjl..How old are you?
age you like hell and make that cellulite come out real good!
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:02 pm |
What the hell?? Are you kidding me??
Sassy Hot Ass!!! and No way!
I guess she never heard of sunscreen?
Her tits have to be fake. There's a good 5-6 inches between 'em. I'd still slobber all over them, but they're freaky!
Oh man the sun damage on her chest!
(like mine looks much better, right)
NOAnjl--fuggedaboudit!!!!!!!
You're still hot I'm sure--no matter how old you are!!!!!! 
Anyone else had a problem getting into here? *sweating & shaking* It took me a half hour
Hey, Sassy!
Yes Jennifer It was horrible!!
Is this the real or imposter sassy ass?
i think she's still cute, alittle too orange but cute. Looks better than mooriah (that's for damn sure)
age you like hell and make that cellulite come out real good!
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:02 pm |
What the hell?? Are you kidding me??
Fancy/going to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 2:13 pm |
i'm going to take a wild guess, but i would think that b/c it will dry out your skin, that it makes cellulite more apparent. that's why one of the things they tell you is to stay really hydrated, b/c that increases the elasticity of your skin, which decreases the appearance of cellulite
Public Notice Announcement to all White People: THE SUN IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!
aw jennifer! have another drink!
(i'm kindof glad other people are having troubles too...i always get paranoid that it's company monitoring or trying to block my computer)
I'm older than her and all of you so shut the hell up!
NoAnjl | 06.02.06 - 2:08 pm | #
No way NoAnjl!!!! I'm older than the lot of ya!
On topic: Whew! She gives the word "leatherneck" a whole new meaning.
Thanks Morticia
Something else for me to worry about!
Me either NoAnjil. I think blogger is f-ed up!
Fancy/going to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 1:51 pm | #
I think her tits shut down this site. What the fuck happened to her?
Hey, Sloan.. It's the real Sassy. I emailed you last night so you know it's me plus you sent me an email about The Perfect Dress.
according to imdb, she should be 34?!
aw jennifer! have another drink!
(i'm kindof glad other people are having troubles too...i always get paranoid that it's company monitoring or trying to block my computer)
Morticia | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:18 pm |
That drink did me good! Think I'll crack open a few more beers
I always think the SAME thing. The man who runs the internets better not be fucking with us again.
Hey Jennifer and the rest of you bitches. As you know I have a fucking stalker using all my stuff, so beware the asswipe might show up at some point. 
NoAnjl..Sorry. I shouldn't of asked.
That dress was a bad choice for many reasons...
Holy!!!! WTF happened to her???
She used to be so cute and fresh looking...
gee!!!!
These celebrities, even the d-list ones, can't win...too much botox, not enough or any botox!! at least the bitch has beautiful, white teeth, should make her chest look less freaky and orange...and she's naturally pretty, not gorgeous, but pretty
Sassy,
That is a whole new kind of identity theft! Its gotta be the person that keeps saying that we are the same
sassY ass | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:23 pm | #
oh, no Sassy!!!! you too, eh???
*sigh*
*getting ready to kick some asses today*
in high school we went to a taping of charles in charge, and we had a meet and greet with the cast. a boy from our class asked her to prom. it was pretty funny.... she turned him down.
I'm older than her and all of you so shut the hell up!
NoAnjl | 06.02.06 - 2:08 pm | #
No way NoAnjl!!!! I'm older than the lot of ya!
On topic: Whew! She gives the word "leatherneck" a whole new meaning.
witcyn | 06.02.06 - 2:19 pm | #
How old are you? Let's have a contest! EEEEEE-YA! I'll be 48 this August 19.
sassY ass, Thanks for the heads up! I'm on cooter guard
Sassy...I like the message on your homepage!
sloan | 06.02.06 - 2:26 pm | #
it's so weird
stalker must be taking notes about everything we say...
and yet we supposed to be the pathetic ones...
*sigh*
Vanina,
Talk about extra time on your hands
WTF is that ornament on her dress, the whole dress need to be pulled up---over her head!
I'm pukin here.
She's 33 years old?!? She's looks 10 years older than that. Too much sun and years on her. ORANGE county--huh!
Sassy...I like the message on your homepage!
sloan
I concur!
How old are you? Let's have a contest! EEEEEE-YA! I'll be 48 this August 19.
Bettie | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:27 pm | #
ooooooooooo.............Bettie..........creep-
pay.....I will be 52 on August 19th!!
I went to school with her. I look better.
wow her fake tits look like shit!
vanina/wearing Prico's kilt | 06.02.06 - 2:30 pm | #
Lots of stalkers around here. So far, mine just uses my name. Probably the one from yesterday saying I had big labia. LOL!
32 August 11th! YAY for the LEO's!!!
Dayum, she should do public service announcements for skin cancer. "Kids, this is your skin on sun. Any questions?"
Damn, you guys are old.
ONLY FUCKING KIDDING!!!!! YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU BITCHES!!!!
I am 41 and we are all sexy mofos! So there!
She's 33 years old?!? She's looks 10 years older than that. Too much sun and years on her. ORANGE county--huh!
Anonymous
What????????? 33 and she looks like that? Jayzus Christ! I'm a year older and look 15 younger
look 15 younger than she does. *burp*
Leo's rule my world........
My Pookie | 06.02.06 - 2:36 pm | #
mine likes to call me argentinian puta...
Ha!!!! how original
Probably the one from yesterday saying I had big labia. LOL!
My Pookie
Which thread? I must have missed that one.
When you click on her first pic, you can see every nook and cranny on her well baken skin. It should run alongside a pic of Brigitte Bardot with a message on why people shouldn't tan.
Wasn't Nicole Eggert engaged to someone famous?
*sighs* I thought she was in her mid 40's. Her skin is going to be like leather in a couple of years. If it isn't already.
Same something nice: Her teeth look great.
She was very attractive on Baywatch... cuter than Pam IMO (NOT "hotter", but definitely cuter). I read an interview with Stuff magazine she did where she mentioned dating Corey Haim for years. What could they have possibly been doing together? Hmm...
Anyway, she ended up having a daughter shortly after he OD'd in her house and she had to call an ambulance.
She does look 40, but she's still a MILF.
Her dress looks better than what Mariah wears. *sighs* something nice
The sad thing is that I know many women who STILL lay out in the sun with sunscreen. Sunscreen not sunblock!
I have a friend who is blonde and blue-eyed and loves to tan. Needless to say, she has wrinkles around her eyes and she's only 31.
Sloan... I wasn't able to use more than one email address for my Gravatars but now I can for som reason. So when my stalker comes around, I will just change my gravatars. Muahaha!
Vanina..Where in the hell is your Gravatar at?
This is so cool. I got an email from MK about my stalker. Watch out bitch. You are going down!
Be back in a bit.
jennifer cootering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 2:46 pm | #
It was in the rachel weisz thread. That samacis person. I thought, gee, saying I have labia is like saying a guy has ball hair. Well, I'm completely offended. Went on to say I was a big cunt blah blah blah.
You go Sassy!
She got boobs when she went on bay watch - not very good boobs i might add.... what happened to her.... and how old is she?? cuz if she's my age I'm feeling pretty dang good about myself and feeling YOUNG! ha
My Pookie | 06.02.06 - 2:53 pm |
I just went skimming through. What a cunt!
Wow! She's only ... two or three years older than myself?!? Someone should have heeded the warnings about sun exposure: UV "AGING" and UV "Burning" rays!
I have a few words for her: LiftFusion, Cellcosmet, Valmont, and IS Clinical.
She's gotta be younger then me but she looks so much older. A lot of wrinkles. This is why you use sunscreen kids!
SassyAss: wtf? What is up with that stalker? I bet you any amount of $$$ that it is a jealou bitch!
OMG She looks REALLY OLD!!!
jennifer cootering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 3:00 pm | #
Yeah, it will probably pop back up around the same time today. It is a viscious defender of Asslee Simpson too. That's how it all started. I'm done with it. It's boring now.
Off to lunch y'all. Hopefully I'll talk to you guys later.
See ya, Pookie!
I remember watching "charles" loved that show! my fav was buddy yeah NICOLE was def. the hot one of the girls she's only 33? are her boobs fake as well? they look funny
that's sad. I used to have a girl crush on her.
oh and:
Tustin Ranch soccer mom, all the way.
LA | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:06 pm |
I live in tustin hahaha...
one of my coworkers has a daughter who is a 15/16 year old stunning beauty. The lady I work with whenever anyone compliments her daughter on her beautiful looks, which I bet is all the time - reminds her that beauty fades and dumb is forever. It must be working, because she says her daughter wants to be an emergency room nurse someday, and she gets straight A's in school. I have met her quite a few times, and she does not seem to have a conceited bone in her body. Whatever her mom is saying to her must be working. Because just like Nicole E., everybody gets old and does not look as good as they used to. I always thought Nicole was hot back in her day. But "Sharons" daughter is even prettier than Nicole in her prime..
She needs a support bra STAT!
OMG! I will never leave the house without sunscreen and a hat. At 33, she's way too young to look that way. Gross.
Um yeah..sunscreen is now my best friend..
So for you all talking about how you shouldn't tan - do you stay really pale in the summertime?
Tanning and smoking will age you a decade by the time you're 30. That is, if you don't get cancer and die first!
Okay lecture over....
Pepper: I use the tanning creams in the spring, then use lots of sunscreen all summer long.... I'm not white, nor really dark, but have nice colour and I'm not embarassed to wear shorts. Kind of ... I not have the greatest legs anymore
At least her big fake tits she got for baywatch look good.
I work with a woman who I swear is pushing 50.... she's a smoker and a tanner and looks terrible. Oh wait... maybe she's just plain ugly
"ho needs to calm down"..... LOL thank you Michael!
I worked at a tanning salon in Beverly Hills for a summer (1994)and Nicole used to come in there all of the time. No wonder she looks like this 12 years later
So for you all talking about how you shouldn't tan - do you stay really pale in the summertime?
pepper | 06.02.06 - 3:45 pm |
Juergens lotion... the one that gives just a bit of colour. And sunblock. I'm a copper top. The sun is not my friend.
Better an orange colored housewife from Orange County than a brown piece of shit from the SGV.
the tanning bed is not your friend!
Can't she afford a bra and a colorist?!
Holy BALLS! If you weren't convinced that tanning was bad for your look...check this beeyotch out. Damn!
SassyAss: wtf? What is up with that stalker? I bet you any amount of $$$ that it is a jealou bitch!
MizRo | 06.02.06 - 3:01 pm | #
Hey, Miz.. I am not sure what is that persons fucking problem but I emailed MK about it. I am one step ahead of that fucker. Believe me. They just have WAY too much time on their hands. *rolling my eyes*
she was born in 72, looks more like 62.
I stay white all year long!!
I don't tan anymore - it's been 7 years since my last tan...
Sheesh, I feel like I'm confessing.
Aside from the hair, horrendous tit job, and premature aging...what is up with her figure? She looks like she is on STEROIDS. Yuck. Maybe she should get together with Carrot Top.
Jesus she looks like the neighbor from Something About Mary. What a shame that she's done this to herself
There are some really sick motherfuckers here at dlisted!I mean you critisaze Nicole Kidman and others who botox.But as soon as you see a celeb that is wrinkeld you attack her as someone wrote:"she needs to botox her wrinkels!WTF!Here are some really fucked up shitheads who critisaze no matter what without any standards just everyone goes no matter how they look!
geez, calm down you sick motherfucker
Like i said some serious sick motherfuckers!
Too many swingers parties, neighborhood orgies and topless sunbathing in the 'burbs, looks like.
Hmmm, sounds kinda interesting, actually. Maybe I could write a clever, slick little sitcom about it.
Oh wait...
she looks old!!!!
i think *most* of her problem is that she's wearing attrocious makeup and clothes. that makeup shade is totally wrong for her, so is the color of her hair. and orange dress with her skin tone looks bad. her shoes are hideous... sigh...who wears pink lipstick with silver eye shadown and an orange dress?
also:
no bra
not a flattering cut, that dress.
so many wrong things, so little time
We used to watch Charles in Charge in college all the time, and I used to have to hear moans and groans when she came on from all the guys. It's nice to see she's aged well I just saw an E! true hollywood story about Charles in Charge, and the girl who played the sister said it used to annoy her because people called her the ugly sister. Poor thing. But she is GORGEOUS now; WAY prettier than Nicole Eggert.
Gerrroosss boobs.
Seriously, she was the hotness
-micheal k.
haha u sound like a blk girl now
haha also on a totally unrelated note that cheyenne show sucked!!!!
she'll always have a sweet spot in my heart! I'd love to fuck the shit out of her!
as ever
Miles Massey
why do these orange bitches wear orange clothes? is orange the new camo?
She's the new "Hot Bitch vs. Tranny" contest winner, whenever you get around to posting shit like that.
That would be fun
Her face and smile are gorgeous. If she got a laser treatment to get rid of the sun damage on her face and chest, went to a great colorist to touch up those roots and put on a different outfit, she would be stunning. She is a naturally pretty woman who hasn't fucked up her face with surgery or Botox and she should be commended for that. I wonder though...if screwing those Corys contributed to the early aging factor? Who knows...she is still a good looking woman though and not nearly as annoying as most TV actresses from that era
oh she was so cute! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE SUN! jeez the sun damage on her is craziness
Mortici
i agree!!!! remember her in baywatch and that movie she did with the coreys??? i think that was early 90s, but she was so HOT!!!!!!!
anf gail, i totally agree with you
oh damn.... can anyone say, SUN DAMAGE?
She looks great to this old baby boomer. Who have you guys been going out with recently. Excuse me, but I'm going out to get some sun in Florida. Capnvid
yea but shes drinkin martinis all day getting sunburnt by the pool in LA while we're at work...
She looks great to me. All you youngsters are spoiled by the teenagers and early twenty some stars of today. When you get a few years older you will appreciate a good looking woman.
i remember nicole on some show a few years ago when she was fighting a bimbo over a man....
now look at her....not a bad face but so burned and bad cleavage....put charles back in charge.....
gosh, George Hamilton is suddenly lookin a lot better. and I thought she took her implants out? did they go back in?
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