FIRSST!
Oh, Sondra, who lied to you sweetie? 
Not a clue who she is........but absolutely NO rythym (sic) or fashion sense.
Well, there goes that constipation problem I was having.
wow.
i haven't heard "from a distance" since i was in 7th grade and we played it over our school's P.A. and passed out the lyrics and sang along in honor of our troops in iraq...the first time.
I won't say anything about the voice or dancing, it will no doubt be covered extensively - HOWEVER I MUST SAY she looks like EVERY babysitter I ever had............the hair, the clothes, the make-up - I swear this woman must have babysit me at one point......
or maybe she BABYSAT me, either way
i fucking hate Bette Midler, enviromentalist fat fuck...and no i dont recycle!
Jenner I love your gravatar, I loved that show! MSTK 3000 forever!
i fucking love how sexual she's making "fom a distance", too.
and, i love her travelling up in an elevator in a miami hotel.
HOT!
i want to shave that fucking fro off her head...yeah i have issues dammit
I can't lie...I had a perm like that at one time 
Jenner I love your gravatar, I loved that show! MSTK 3000 forever!
Bettie | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:17 pm | #
FOREVER & EVER!!!!!!!!!
I can't lie...I had a perm like that at one time
Shondi | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:18 pm | #
I was gonna ask if maybe YOU babysat me too, but I think you're younger than me
No matter, my brother is older than me and I was always left in charge,,,,so it's possible Shondi! *crosses fingers*
SHE'S HILARIOUS TOO DAMN FUUNYY.
MICHAEL K ROCKS!
OH AND 15TH BITCHES! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
Hmmm, jenner, I did babysit a LOT! I made a dollar an hour...HOLLA!!!!
Can't figure out if it's a good or bad thing I don't have speakers on my work computer?
wow.
i haven't heard "from a distance" since i was in 7th grade and we played it over our school's P.A. and passed out the lyrics and sang along in honor of our troops in iraq...the first time.
tim | 06.02.06 - 2:16 pm |
What kind of gay are you? You should be listening to "From A Distance" every morning, right after the Pledge of Allegiance.
Now I've got a damn headache from her trying to hit those high note!
thanks guys for your support. thanks tim and jessucka for sticking up for me. It's hard to find someone to understand me. I grew up in an all boy boarding school and never found anyone who understood me. I feel like this is a place i can go to and talk. I just got back from lunch and got a sub, with no pop. It took me forty five minutes to force myself to go in, but I kept my gloves on and held m breath for the most part. I feel muich better, i stayed up last night and played my nw ping pong gmae on xbox. I loved it but when I went up to bed I tripped and broke the head piece for x box live. Oh well I got invited to watch a movie with my aunt and uncle tongiht but I dont think I'll go becuase I get a lot of distention in my stomach from my anxiety whenever i go. So I guess ill watch the squid and the whale my sister bought me. Take care everyone love ou
JAY & Odin, Going to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 2:23 pm | #
its a GREAT THING!
umm, I don't feel like watching. no comment.
a dollar an hour?!?!?!??!??!? THAT'S TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!
Minimum $5, I say!
I had to turn it off... the neighborhood dogs were howling.
Love the closeup of the zits at the beginning.
Tim, coming to Prico's?
oh man, there is nothing wrong with that.
What kind of gay are you? You should be listening to "From A Distance" every morning, right after the Pledge of Allegiance.
prico (Kilt-less Freeballer) | 06.02.06 - 2:23 pm |
SHIT I just read that and laughed so hard water shot out my nose onto the screen. Yeah it kind of burns but what ever.....
American Idol contestant #46516
Oh My God--this frizzy haired bitch is singing off key and is ugly. I HOPE she's not going to be popular in ANY way!
And now, back to work. (Damn my supervisor...)
jessucka/tim - you are SOOOOO LUCKY! 
Hey, jenner a dollar an hour bought me plenty of slap bracelets and Wet n Wild nail polish in jr. high, so I wasn't complaining!
jessucka/tim - you are SOOOOO LUCKY!
NoAnjl's going to prico's | 06.02.06 - 2:25 pm | #
I don't understand, who is pink and what happened?
I had to turn it off... the neighborhood dogs were howling.
Love the closeup of the zits at the beginning.
pats | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:24 pm | #
That made me laugh so bad that I will now watch it.
Gotta see this!!
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/...t.aspx?
cid=2033
That was painfully hilarious. Oh the early 90s...
JAY/lil ooks: I have no idea, she was on a couple days ago I think, but since she thanked them now, I just had to rib them.
Don't you just get the feeling when she's singing she is trying so hard NOT to lick the micraphone like some perverted sexual chocolate icecream scoop?
Hey, jenner a dollar an hour bought me plenty of slap bracelets and Wet n Wild nail polish in jr. high, so I wasn't complaining!
Shondi | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:26 pm | #
good point - all I EVER needed in jr high was orange tic tacs and Finesse aerosol hair spray, and a dolalr an hour would have been PLENTY for that
What's all this going to Prico's shit? I must know!!!
The second video is the one I partiallty watched, with the zits. I haven't seen the first one yet. I may need to have a stiff drink before that one.
I don't understand, who is pink and what happened?
JAY & Odin, Going to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 2:26 pm | #
ditto - ???????? 
i want that bitch's hair.
pats | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:24 pm | #
OMG!!!!
go to the other videos of her in YOUTUBE and see the PUMP UP THE JAM video.
PRiceless!
pink is a great person who comes in and gives us updates.
pink might be related to sondra prill.
I LOVE YOU PINK!!!
prico, i have "since U been gone" on my iPod, isn't that enough?
go to the other videos of her in YOUTUBE and see the PUMP UP THE JAM video.
PRiceless!
woahitsme | 06.02.06 - 2:31 pm | #
I don't know if I could handle THAT..........but I also know if I don't go watch it I'll regret it for the rest of my life, so........
I wonder what she looks like now?
EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH SONDRA PRILL DO "NASTY BOYS".
IT'S AMAZING!!
(sorry for the caps lock, but it was important)
What's all this going to Prico's shit? I must know!!!
Shondi | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:28 pm | #
Dlisted convention, South Beach and Prico's putting everyone up at his place, hop in the Ratwagon, I'm positive Mousie has room.
JAY & Odin, Going to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 2:33 pm | #
you're bringing Odin? I'M SO THERE
Does he get along with other dogs? Maybe I'll bring Martha, our border collie (who LOOOOOOOOVES dogs, or "puppies" as she likes us to call them)
can i come to your dlisted party?
tim | 06.02.06 - 2:33 pm | #
Are you coming with us or not, the Ratwagon has to many stops to be waiting on you? Take your pants off and get in already.
Jenner, is that you in that blog!!??
If prico is having a Dlisted beer party, someone is going to have to send the stretch Hummer to NYC to pick up MK. Can't have no Dlisted party without him!
Shondi | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:18 pm | #
Anyone who was alive in the 80's had 1...its a sad fact
LOLOLOL
jenner&pricotruelove | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:35 pm |
As long as she doesn't eat all the snausages Prico got for him!
I don't know who she is, but her singing abilities are absolutely horrifying!
Sigh. MK, isn't it enough that you post about talentless celebrities, do you have to post about talentless wannabes too? That's what American Idol is for.
pats | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:35 pm | #
He's riding shotgun in Jennifer's Heliocooter!!
Thanks, Jay, count me in!
prico, i have "since U been gone" on my iPod, isn't that enough?
tim | 06.02.06 - 2:31 pm |
Aside from Kelly Clarkson, you need at least one from Barbra, Liza and/or Judy Garland, Bette, Tina Turner, plus "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor and "Believe" by Cher.
Do you believe in life after love...
can i come to your dlisted party?
woahitsme | 06.02.06 - 2:35 pm | #
where do you live?
can i come to your dlisted party?
woahitsme | 06.02.06 - 2:35 pm | #
it's not my house, but WHY NOT!!!!!! HOP ON!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Jay, count me in!
Shondi | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:36 pm | #
Put it in your name and you're on the list!!
Jenner, is that you in that blog!!??
KeLL-Humping to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 2:35 pm | #
er, depends on who you're referring to - I'm NOT one of the gals in the hotdog skirts But I AM in the right hand corner there, over there *points*
Oh my!!!
You need to take a pill to listen to that Sondra Pill!!
But yeah, we can all laugh at her...but we were all kinda stupid back in the 80s and 90s.
ok-here we go easier to cut and paste from other page...
We're in the HELICOOTER drinking margaritas, playing with battery operated sex toys, the women are topless and today is National Bare Balls Day for the dudes so they are swinging their sacks while we ride! Phew, we caught up now? Welcome Aboard.
BonZNMe..R we there yet | 06.02.06 - 2:28 pm | #
But yeah, we can all laugh at her...but we were all kinda stupid back in the 80s and 90s.
The Real Mimi | 06.02.06 - 2:38 pm | #
can't argue that
BonZNMe..R we there yet | 06.02.06 - 2:39 pm | #
Just pissed myself. God damn, we are a fucking fun ass group of people but you forgot Tabatha's radio flyer with the keg and Mousie's RatWagon
I wonder if Sondra Pill is available to perform at Prico's shindig? That would be the shit!!!
I'll pick up Sassy Ass in my lime green El Camino and we'll be right down.
I'll pick up Sassy Ass in my lime green El Camino and we'll be right down.
pats | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:41 pm | #
Get in the parade but tops off already!
Oh Jenner you are too cute!! It's soo neat to see the faces behind every mean, perverted, happy, dlisted comments...
Shondi | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 2:41 pm | #
*passing out earplugs & aleve*
I miss the aerosol 80s.....sigh..sniffs can of AquaNet for nostalgia, being careful not to break my Lee's Press On Nails
tim | 06.02.06 - 2:31 pm | #
jenner/JAY: I'm bringing my yellow lab Buddy. You will love how he sometimes howls EXTREMELY loud in the middle of the night when your in a dead sleep.
BonZ: well said!
tick. tock. tick. tock.
JAY & Odin, Going to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 2:41 pm | #
Damn it all!! I thought I covered everything. Fuck, the cooter fumes must be getting to me...
Oh Jenner you are too cute!! It's soo neat to see the faces behind every mean, perverted, happy, dlisted comments...
KeLL-Humping to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 2:43 pm |
Yeah it is odd though. you kind of build up faces around the comments. 
Very Kwel Jenner and your B-Day looked fun!
She's the next American Idol
*gives lick and a snausage to Buddy*
listening to her sing Saving all my love using an earphone is not a very good idea...
Hell who the fuck am I kidding? I'm all sexed up and I've been boozing margaritas alll day and then I got preoccupied with all the sack shakin going on around me...oh and one of my eyes is swollen shut cuz I have my shirt off and I keep getting slapped by my hooters...tough day
Jenner you better bring your Cooter Snaps to Pricos party as well!! Can't forget those!!
listening to her sing Saving all my love using an earphone is not a very good idea...
no longer a newbie
I'd go to a doctor to get your 'lobes checked out!!
BonZNMe..R we there yet | 06.02.06 - 2:47 pm |
I'm either confused or jealous. Givem e a minute to figure it out.
omg... everybody here??? had to work... OMG! OMGFG!
he's gone now.... woooooo hooooooo
Holla!!!!!
BonZNMe..R we there yet | 06.02.06 - 2:47 pm | # I'm sitting next to you!!!!
JAY/Odin
I finally was able to see this and really, really wish I hadn't.
Sweet Fancy Moses, WTF!!!!!! She is classic.
Wait, wait, I can hear...I can hear dogs howling from a distanc.
KeLL-Humping to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 2:43 pm | #
aw shucks
Very Kwel Jenner and your B-Day looked fun!
Shalala Glitter Ball | 06.02.06 - 2:45 pm | #
was a BLAST! Although as you can probably tell, I'm a tad intoxicated, tired & sweaty from dancin' there hehehe
NoAnjl - Martha's not a howler, but she IS a crazy talker - and she LOVES snausages - BUT JAY - I promise she won't steal Odin's
DAMN IT - gotta go, lunch hour over.........will wait for helicooter to pick me up
*waits again*
so which of you are bringing the metallic thrusting penis, spiked bra, and spiky shoulder blades to Prico's?
Hey Tabatha lol just got back too?
Jenner you better bring your Cooter Snaps to Pricos party as well!! Can't forget those!!
KeLL-Humping to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 2:47 pm | #
*packs enough cooter snaps for ALL in backpack*
THAT IS HALLARIOUS!!! SHE IS BETTER THAN PARIS!
...and THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why I no longer live in FL.
BonZNMe..R we there yet | 06.02.06 - 2:47 pm | # I'm sitting next to you!!!!
JAY/Odin
NoAnjl and Buddy going to pric | 06.02.06 - 2:51 pm | #
Slide right on over, I don't bite, but watch out for my flopping hooters, as I said my eyes are bruised...
NoAnjl!!! Pink is my new special friend. I feel for her.
Good job on the sub and lack of pop, pink. I'm on a diet myself. Perhaps we can help each other. Have fun with the squids.
made a pitstop in Biloxi before heading to Prico's
That is the funnies shit i have seen all week! I am in love.
so which of you are bringing the metallic thrusting penis, spiked bra, and spiky shoulder blades to Prico's?
Anona Matronic | 06.02.06 - 2:54 pm | #
Get out of my suitcase!
so which of you are bringing the metallic thrusting penis, spiked bra, and spiky shoulder blades to Prico's?
Anona Matronic | 06.02.06 - 2:54 pm | #
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Its all packed and I brought extra batteries
BonZ - that's cool. I'm gonna be bruised anyway from falling all over, sloppy drunk. Please make sure I don't eat the snausages by mistake in my drunken stuper.
*packs KY Jelly for metallic thrusting penis*
prico, i am officially a bad gay.
but, i'm thinking about getting sondra prill's inspiring version of "pump up the jam" on my iPod.
whoever recommended that was right...that shit is PRICELESS!!
...and THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why I no longer live in FL.
MJF wants RC cooter toy | 06.02.06 - 2:55 pm | #
Does this mean you aren't coming to Prico's?
HER SINGING IS DISTURBING ON SO MANY LEVELS
*hangs rope out of heliocooter for Tim*
I just had to go and watch this, again? Why? I'm like the little kid that you tell not to do something and they do it as soon as your back is turned, giving the shit ass grin, all the while.
heliocooter?
*grabs rope*
rope = helicooter
would that make it a tampon string?????
Does this mean you aren't coming to Prico's?
JAY & Odin, Going to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 3:03 pm |
As long as he's not planning on relocating to the Tampa Bay area...I'm in. *relenquishing Mousie's now empty stolen bong from this a.m.* Who's got the Zima?
kagel's quick... he's already grabbed on
oh shit... hold on tim.. it's sliding
I LOVE it ... for a SATURDAY NITE LIVE skit!
NoAnjl and Buddy going to pric | 06.02.06 - 3:01 pm | #
deal
*wasted*
*pukes and expresses love, verbally*
*expresses love physically...requests a rag with which to mop up*
DAMN IT TIM!!!!
Why oh Why is there always a sloppy one? I swear you start telling us you love us like brothers I'm dropping your ass in a drunk tank.
OMG, Sondra Prill's version of 'Pump Up the Jam'... wow.
Be warned this is how Tammy Faye got started..
Come on = that is Juliette Lewis ..
Great - now my cat is dead.
She reminds me of the Miss Rhode Island contestant on that episode of Seinfeld when she had to sing because Jerry killed her birds.
She reminds me of the Miss Rhode Island contestant on that episode of Seinfeld when she had to sing because Jerry killed her birds.
Geoff | 06.02.06 - 3:51 pm | #
YOU'RE RIGHT.............
Addicted to love and nasty boys are my favourite. LOVE IT!!!!!!!1
HOLYSHIT BATMAN! That "Nasty Boys" one is just - its...its horrific! Not only am I actually embarrassed for her...she has one me as a fan! LOL
That "Nasty Boys" one is just - its...its horrific!
SouthernKat | 06.02.06 - 4:20 pm |
Agreed. She got the right guys to play nasty boys. They were straight up NASTY!
Man this shit is good for Friday laughs!
That is painful to watch, yet hilarious. I must submit others to the torture which is Sondra Prill.
pink | 06.02.06 - 2:23 pm
Pink, sweetie! Will you be all right?
I live in Alaska. Guess I can't cum to your party!
I live in Alaska. Guess I can't cum to your party!
woahitsme | 06.02.06 - 5:17 pm | #
dude, I'm in Toronto - we're ALL gettin' there somehow!!!! I'll PIGGYBACK you if I have to
holy shit! this is AWESOME! hahahahaha! SERIOUSLY..the 90s? wow..
woahitsme | 06.02.06 - 5:17 pm
What time shall I pick you up?
Believe, we have more talented people in Tampa Bay than this critter. And down in Sarasota there is this white chick who goes by the name Twinkle (she used to peform under her real name -- Schascle -- but nobody could pronounce it, not even when Warner Brothers put it in phonetics on her debut) but has the best blue-eyed soul voice this side of Teena Marie.
Wow! she's trashtastic!!
pink - I don't know you, nor have I been involved in any of your convos with Tim & Jessucka, but from what I've read you have some SERIOUS anxiety issues - I can relate, am on hardcore meds - YAY FOR MEDS! - so anyway point is don't EVER feel stupid or weird or anything about it - there are a LOT of us out there!
The Paris Hilton of the early 90's!!! hahahaha. Too funny. You should def check out her videos on youtube. There's one where she is doing a duet with a dude, and it's so Paris!!! lol She's delusional, it's great.
I live in Alaska. Guess I can't cum to your party!
woahitsme | 06.02.06 - 5:17 pm | #
dude, I'm in Toronto - we're ALL gettin' there somehow!!!! I'll PIGGYBACK you if I have to
jenner partykiller | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:41 pm | #
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Hey it's on. We Northerner's gonna show you guys how to kick it.
*packs my Bacardi and leather panties*
Am I wrong for gettin horny at thinking of piggybacking jenner? :X
I just shit my pants..
TAKE IT DOWN!!
PLEASE!!!
i cant believe this shit is true
Hey it's on. We Northerner's gonna show you guys how to kick it.
*packs my Bacardi and leather panties*
Am I wrong for gettin horny at thinking of piggybacking jenner? :X
woahitsme | 06.03.06 - 6:17 am | #
just saw this now *sings* it can't be wrong, if it feels so right
Is she actually alive? Have you seen anything from her on the web, recently. I checked her out on YT a couple months back and got hooked.
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