Hey Dave... resurrect Hoffa... then we'll talk
What an ass.
As if we didn't know that babies are made from sitting on a dirty toilet!
He has a very long face. Banana head.
"There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. I'm going to make a girl pregnant. Naturally there will be no sex. Everybody will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."
Didn't Tom Cruise do this already?
Didn't Tom Cruise do this already?
heartsflowers | 06.02.06 - 3:09 pm |
Oh heartsflowers, ya beat me to it! 
Hahahahaha Hearts! True that!
K-Fed already mastered this already.
he will then keep her in a pyrex box suspended over the streets of london until the ept test confirms she is pregnant.
-1 already.
Thanks, fo sho and Miz! Honestly, is that or is that not true?!?
Bippity boppity xenu.
BLAH.
Um...he should have just stayed where he was. Wherever that was.
Why is everyone going to Prico's? Is there a party I'm missing?
why must all magicians stare *intensely* into the camera when their pic is taken?
I want one of Lewis's kittens too!
What does he mean, "Naturally, there will be no sex"? That's soooooo not natural, dude.
Bonnie, it's the DListed convention in South Beach! Jennifer is in the helicooter and I'm in the MouseMobile and we're picking everyone up. If you want to go, just put it in your username!
Bonnie, we're crashing at Prico's for a DList South Beach convention. If you wanna cum, put it in the name slit and Mousie or myself will get ya.
What an idiot....is his jizz going to levitate and get into the bitch's vagina by itself???? well, interesting.
holy shit, man. go borrow one of Paris' shirts and quit being desparate
I caught his show a few days ago, and he did the getting a girl pregnant on stage thing. Most of his show was rather boreing.
Mousie Hummering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 3:13 pm |
I so owe you a beer!
Kind of an overproduced, convoluted way to prove you're not gay, don't you think, David?
What does he mean, "Naturally, there will be no sex"? That's soooooo not natural, dude.
MJF wants RC cooter toy | 06.02.06 - 3:13 pm | #
i think claudia schiffer will second him on that one - wasn't the gossip that he just never touched her or they didn't consumate the marriage or something like that?
Why is everyone going to Prico's? Is there a party I'm missing?
Bonnie Blue | 06.02.06 - 3:12 pm | #
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Join our conga line! Just look for the Hummer leading the charge.
I can't stand David Copperfield, and my husband is a Magician
name slit
jennifer cootering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 3:13
SLIT! HAHAHAHAHAHA! SLOT! SLUT!
* i don't do beer, remember? *
Is he going to knock up The Cooze or GAL?
Oh man why do I see ALOT of religous protesting over this one? Should be fun times.
Ahhh, thanks for the clarification Mousie and Jennifer. See what happens when I'm out all day. I miss shit. Ugh. Damnit.
* i don't do beer, remember? *
Mousie Hummering to Prico's
*Still a bit drunk.* How about a margarita? 
Is he still with Claudia Schiffer?
Abracadabera David, you're gay.
yah Shalala, i guess David was around back in the day and helped God out with that Mary action
Bonnie Blue - pick me...I wann | 06.02.06 - 3:17 pm | #
nah - moved on a while back...
I added to my name and it got cut off...maybe this will work.
Just me...thanks. I had no idea. He's so far off my radar. I don't care about him.
No, Claudia is married to someone else, Bonnie Blue. She has a child, too.
There was a good pic of Schiffer at Cannes at www.style.com.
Just me...thanks. I had no idea. He's so far off my radar. I don't care about him.
Bonnie Blue coming to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 3:18 pm | #
i don't know of anyone who does 
The more I think about this the funnier it gets. Levitating jizz is quite a visual. Maybe Taylor's hairy gray asshole can be part of the "illusion" somehow...
oooh - does he shoot at her with a water gun full of jizz?
He's a prima donna of the highest order! Believe me, I know!
Morti Why couldn't he have done this when I was in Catholic School? Can we say FIELD DAY in religon class!!!!
jennifer - what? *belch* Fucking acid reflux from the crystal.
Okay, I need to add one more celeb to the party list. And I know prico will approve.
MELONI MEAT!
I don't think we would need police if Lewis had kittens...I know that I be afraid
This is so typical of him. He is a douchebag metrosexual womanizing prick!
Shalala Glitter Ball | 06.02.06 - 3:21 pm |
oh shit, i bet! i would love to be a fly on the wall for that shit! my fiance went to catholic school and oh, the stories he tells!
oooookaaaaaaayyy...
sunny: where's your avatar?
why must all magicians stare *intensely* into the camera when their pic is taken?
just me too lazy to go
OMG!! Thats soo true... or is it?? *stares intensely at Just Me*
I caught his show a few days ago, and he did the getting a girl pregnant on stage thing. Most of his show was rather boreing.
All Shook Up | 06.02.06 - 3:14 pm
TELL US MORE!!
prico (Kilt-less Freeballer) | 06.02.06 - 3:14 pm | #
LOL!!!!
Oh Prico, i adore you!!!!
here, take another red kilt, i think this one would look great with your skin!!!!!
*eating last banana, the fruit one, ok???*
NOTHING he does is real folks, take it from me!
Dayanara--I got rid of it last week and have now been waiting for a new one for the past WEEK since!!!!GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
it's taking FOREVER!!!!!!
Is this asshat gay or not?
*stop it* kell!
and all shook up - don't tell us more - i like my watergun full of jizz theory way to much to hear what *really* happens...
Yah, we already heard this story because I remember Stoney telling us the story that most of his audience were cardboard cutouts of people...
Oh relgion class was a freakin HOOT!!
Dad was a staunch athiest while mom is the devote Catholic. So when they would get a call about how I got sent to the dean of students AGAIN for asking "inapropriat" questions he would pat me on the back while mom would be pissed.
KeLL-Humping to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 3:29 pm | #
*cocks head sideways like dogs do* wuuuh?
Pfft!
yeah copperfield, whateveryousay...
Whoops! Sorry, guys. I was using the green fucking eye on another thread to spy on bitches.
Damn Kell, you just HAD to rain on my parade!
Yep, his whole audience was made up of cardboard people with wigs!
AGAIN for asking "inapropriat" questions he would pat me on the back while mom would be pissed
Shalala Glitter Ball | 06.02.06 - 3:32 pm |
oooh - did you ask if adam and eve had belly buttons?
HOLY SHIT! http://socialitelife.com/2006/
05...it_together.php
oh my god!! that's a good one just me!!
I'll take one of Lewis' kittens, too!
just me too lazy to go | 06.02.06 - 3:32 pm
I think MK posted this story on a Afternoon Crumbs a while back...and Stoney was telling us that she got to attend Copperfields show and that most of the audience were cardboard cut outs of people... to make the auditorium look packed...or something like that...
Ew, Mousie. She looks like she just fell off the helicooter.
HAHHAHAHA, mouse! that bitch Nicky is so wasted!! she's about to let our all that puke she's holding in her mouth.
on the Nicky Hilton post, Mouse.
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 3:36 pm | #
*takes bow*
She's even more fug than Paris!
OH! daya's gonna strip for us? *reaching for camera*
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 3:33 pm
Oooh I'm sorry!!!
So, is Copperfield going to do all of this while living in a bubble at lincol center?
Shalala Glitter Ball | 06.02.06 - 3:32 pm |
yah, my F did the same thing. He ended up being the head nun's "assistant". he said she was like a fuckin giant and he called her "the penguin" apparently she beat his all every now and then. he still freaks out about nuns.
KeLL-Humping to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 3:37 pm | #
but these cardboard cutouts in no way factored in to him knocking someone up on stage without touching them yes?
I nees a bullhorn I think...
lol
ok-here we go easier to cut and paste from other page...
We're in the HELICOOTER drinking margaritas, playing with battery operated sex toys, the women are topless and today is National Bare Balls Day for the dudes so they are swinging their sacks while we ride! Phew, we caught up now? Welcome Aboard.
BonZNMe..R we there yet | 06.02.06 - 2:28 pm | #
BonZNMe..R we there yet | 06.02.06 - 2:39 pm | #
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* woops...Lincoln
oh and watch out for flying hooters, a wagon with a keg and what else was there Jay??
Nicca Hilton lookin' toe down...
on the Nicky Hilton post, Mouse.
LA | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 3:37 pm
Mousie takes a bow and kisses self.
Nicky looks beat down. Well, she probably is.
just me too lazy to go
You would have to ask Stoney!! But that would be interesting if he did... or would it?? *stares intensely at Just me*
No, that's just part of it just me. I was paid fifty bucks to sit in the audience (front row) for a taping of this shit, and let me just say, when he wasn't molesting young girls and telling them he was going to make them a star, he was bullshitting his way through every stunt (which were ALL accomplished with camera tricks and delays).
*stares intensely at Just me*
you made me snort when i laughed. *stop staring at me!* )
BonZNMe..R we there yet | 06.02.06 - 3:39
What the fuck are you doing, goofy?
Stoney....sounds like it's all a sham. Fucking magicians....
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 3:41 pm | #
LOL!!!
should caught sigfied and roy when you had a chance!
But if there are lots of taping delays, I guess he could "impregnate" someone and have her give birth in the space of like 2 minutes. sweet!
should have caught...
You know who was a great magician?? Job from Arrested Development...
Yeah, but you have to wonder...
If he can show a negative pregnancy test and five minutes later show a positive pregnancy test and that 'proves' some kind of magic, his audience is even more retarded than I thought!
My mom's bf's newphew is a magician...not too exciting. He used to have doves. That was cool. He won't share any of this tricks though. damnit.
Job from Arrested Development...
KeLL-Humping to Prico's
When he went to make the yacht disappear?
Stoney....
Maybe he'll borrow Tom Cruise's Sonogram machine to show she's prego.
newphew
What the fuck are you doing, goofy?
Mousie Hummering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 3:44 pm | #
Spreading the word about flying to Prico's on the helicooter.
You couldn't pay me enough to be the bitch that gets a Tomogram!!
guys... I can't fucking keep up because boss is a total ass!!!! I think I am done... what's going on? Briefly.. throw it at me.... *opens mouth, closes eyes*
and now Arrested Devmt has disappeared...sigh.
maybe the magic is getting NBC to air the "illusion" in primetime...
Mousie..it was a typo....excuuuse me. It's way past my naptime.
Yeah? Maybe I'm tweaking a little too hard, cuz it looked like gibberish to me, BonZNMe! *reaches for bottle of single malt*
I need a stiff drink and a stiff dick *again, opens mouth, closes eyes*
When he went to make the yacht disappear?
jennifer cootering to Prico's
haha or when he turned the $100 bill into 100 pennies!! I just like when he danced all over the place to the song "the final countdown" by Europe..
Just goofing with ya, Bonnie!
Tabatha, watch your step. The floor is slippery in here!
Who is Lewis?
I think we should ban magicians till they can really do somehting good.
just me too lazy to go | 06.02.06 - 3:51 pm
Or is it?? *stares intensley at just me...and everyone...*
Tabby: Matthew Mcconchahahrnrha is dumping his beard Penelope, Paris thinks kimbo is hot, Nicole Eggert aged twenty years in five, and all the dlisters are flying around doing crack and staring at Prico's huge ween.
Mousie...I know.
Though, I think I'm getting old. I was out really late last night and I just can't rebound like I used to.
Copperfield has always made me uncomfortable: he has that oily/sneaky miasma about him.
what about Glen's peen????
Damn Morti that sounds like my mom!! I never got touched by any of the nuns but I guess my mom and all her sisters got the shit beat out of them from time to time. This was back in brazil so not alot of human rights laws and all that jazz. Would drag the out of bed middle of the night make them stand in a cold shower and shit. I still wonder how more catholic students havn't snapped.
I cannot speak for Glen's peen.
do I need to put my waders on again???? I already cleaned up pickle juice once today....
Tabatha...that's not Glen's peen. He stole MOusie's cuke.
kell - i don't know why but you crack me up everytime you say that. I must be loopy but for some reason i'm finding that just isn't getting old! *now stop staring at me!* :-D
I don't know if someone said this---but didn't the "masked magician" spill the beans on Copperfield?
--or was that someone else? ??????
well at least there is no poo throwing
Whos Glen? WTF?
Bonnie if I can do it, you can do it!
Copperfield: You're so fucking talented, make yourslef useful and make Parisite and K-Fed disappear!
miasma about him.
MizRo | 06.02.06 - 3:53 pm | #
miz breaks out the fancy words! *whistling in appreciation*
and yes--theres something disturbingly creepy about his stare....*shudder*
Mousie...look at the caption this thread. Glen is there. His avvie is hard to miss.
saw Copperdick in Vegas but I don't remember the show????? wonder what happened?
Kell was throwing poo earlier but we had to make her stop because it was causing Prico to experience inadvertent orgasms.
Tabatha | 06.02.06 - 3:58 pm | #
he put you into a deep trance that lasted till the show was over?
*elbowing Tabby out of the way so I can mop up*
just me! I am EDuMaCated.
well then Mousie should win the County Fair Blue Ribbon award for that cuke! and the pass the damn bastard around..... make sure the cuke bumps are on there
Mousie, Lewis is the batshit crazy cat who attacked the Avon Lady and is terrorizing CT. Watch yourself!
Mousie Hummering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 3:51 pm
NP, a lot of peeps are wondering whats going on with Prico and I'm tring to fill them in. I can imagine what it must look like at first glance...oh did I warn you about the shakin sacks and flopping hooters? My they are hypnotizing...HAHA!
no, he didn't take to redheads (was at time and should be).. he chose my blonde friend... imagine that???
Edumacate me MiZro, what does that mean?
Why is it that these "I'm not gay freak" (Tom Cruise, David Copperfield) can never get the women they are dating/married to pregnant and claim that the women are infertile; then they split and the next day the women get pregnant? Even 85 y/o Mimi Rogers got pregnant. Claudia is having baby number two. Shit.
oh yeah his career....he recently played the has been capital Branson Missouri
Copperfield is way better than blaine!
lots more entertaining!
how the hell do you prove someone is pregnant?? Like do they do a ultrasound to show nothing in the uterus and then copperfield waves his hands feverishly over the skanks stomach and then take another ultrasound to show there’s life in there, or what?? Does anybody know?? *stares intensely around the room*
Kell was throwing poo earlier but we had to make her stop because it was causing Prico to experience inadvertent orgasms.
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 3:59 pm
Tabatha | 06.02.06 - 4:00 pm
Bitches stay away from my fucking cuke!
Jessucka - I know the family who owns that fucking feline. Bitch clawed Rey so bad! Jesus Mary and Joseph! He comes up behind you and he can jump! He got Rey in the small of the back!
MizRo | 06.02.06 - 3:59 pm | #
and who do you have to thank for that? the catholic school nuns! i'm just sayin'...
RETIRE David. No one cares anymore!
Kell, I think that's about it...anyone? *also searches room*
kell - not to have my head too far up your ass, but you are fucking killing me today. waves hand at ultrasound machine...lol!
Kell was throwing poo earlier but we had to make her stop because it was causing Prico to experience inadvertent orgasms.
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 3:59 pm
I know you don't like my cock, but dang... that's a bit much.
AND???? it's a fucking cuke at that???? Mousie... hand it over or I'm getting a mouse trap
I'd get pissed if someone waved their hands over my uterus and I got knocked up... I would kill his ass!! At least let me splooge or something so it would be kind of worth it...
BonZNMe..R we there yet | 06.02.06 - 4:00 pm
Filling them in on prico how? His manmeat?
here mousie mousie... I got you some delicious cheese... here mousie.... yum... cheese is good for you....
Prico's meat already filled - no additives either
Awww prico. I never said I don't like your cock. Just all the dirtstar talk!
OMG Immaculate conception?????
happens a lot nowadays. Damn because of this star registry now we're running out of bright stars to announce births
Kell was throwing poo earlier but we had to make her stop because it was causing Prico to experience inadvertent orgasms.
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 3:59 pm
I have the gift to give people inadvertent orgasms?? Sweet!! I'm sooo way better then Copperfield anyday!!
no no no...you need cheetos for the mousie trap!
Alright, I won't talk about my dirtstar anymore...
Well that's how Shitney got knocked up...remember, 'It's a muracle y'all!"
Alright, I won't talk about my dirtstar anymore...
prico (Dirtstar Intolerant)
or any less...
Sweet, Mousie. I used to have a cat that liked to jump on my head. Lucky for me he didn't have any claws.
No Prico!!! Then what would I have to be offended about??!! Don't stop!! *pants*
Oh make up your mind! Don't make me flare my purple rosebud!
I saw him live 2 years ago and he already did a "trick" where he waved his hands, and then did a fake ultrasound on the woman's belly and a baby showed up on screen. The whole act was pretty dumb at the time...maybe he's improving on it but I don't know..it's something he's already done so I don't know what he's talking about this time.
*arrives at Prico's with Tabatha pulling Daya in the Radio Flyer, pats in the El Camino, and a huge array of drunk, topless, titty swinging, ball swaying, tequila chugging, beer bonging Dlisters in a RatWagon which so happens to be towing Jennifer's heliocooter which had to be pulled into South Beach because it was so weighed down by puking, cooter snap eating drunks with their snausage loving dogs to be able to deploy it flaps enough to fly*
It has been an exhausting day of travel so MizRo spin those records and let's get down and party!
Have a fabulous weekend everyone, don't forget to thank our kiltless, freeballing hostess Prico for having us. See you all Monday.
oh yea... forgot about that Prico... shhhh no more talk....
Jessucka: miasma is a cloud, haze, or pall over someone or something....Like Pigpen's little dirt-cloud.
Just Me: Those nuns didn't fool around! 
Bye JAY.
thanks for the help Jay... get some rest then party hardy!!!!!!
wooooo hoooooooo *passing tequila shots around*
God Prico!!! You have such a way with words! "flare my purple rosebud"
"fully deployed dirtstar"
"semi-chub"
I should write this shit down!
teqila for me!
tequila for you!
*drinks*
i gotta go for a bit!
later
CanadianCherub | 06.02.06 - 4:11 pm | #
jeez kell - you *are* magic - that's what you said he'd do. now wave your hands and let the spontaneous orgasms begin!
Jay: ENJOY!!! PARTY like it's 1999!
***spinning "You spin me right round baby, right round like a record baby,right round .."
bye jay bye spin!
Bye JAY!
*dancing out of Tabby's way*
Catch me if you can, Ostrich!
Mousie Hummering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:06 pm | #
I didn't wamt to scare anyone, buuuttt
*arrives at Prico's with Tabatha pulling Daya in the Radio Flyer, pats in the El Camino, and a huge array of drunk, topless, titty swinging, ball swaying, tequila chugging, beer bonging Dlisters in a RatWagon which so happens to be towing Jennifer's heliocooter which had to be pulled into South Beach because it was so weighed down by puking, cooter snap eating drunks with their snausage loving dogs to be able to deploy it flaps enough to fly*
Look folks! Here's comes Sassy Ass with her tight little pa-toot, and Bunny Foo with her big ole fake titties! Looks like Prico is being walked through the center Queen-style inside a curtained throne-room, and here comes MK prancing up in front! And is that Harley bitch?! Must be...questionable dye job and head-to-toe leather, and look! There's cokemonkey with the drugs! Hey! Where'd everyone go?!!
jump on my back... ostrich's are fun to ride.....
CanadianCherub | 06.02.06 - 4:11 pm
Oh thanks!! Thats all I wanted to know!! I thought it was going to be something stupid like that!!
Oh and Adios Jay, have a drunk ass
weekend
Thanks, Miz.
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 4:17 pm |
The super cunt boss is on a tear again 
*throwing cheese at Tabatha's ostrich*
Stoney - don't forget Dayanara shaking her hot Colombian ass! Even prico get a chub over dat!
jeez kell - you *are* magic - that's what you said he'd do. now wave your hands and let the spontaneous orgasms begin!
just me too lazy to go
I know, I'm that good...now, let me start the real show..*waves hands frantically over just me* POW!! snoochie cum juice everywhere!!
See ya JAY and Spin
The super cunt boss is on a tear again
jennifer cootering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:22 pm | #
well at least there are dozens of people she doesn't even know who are aware of what a cunt she is - that's some sorta karma!
KeLL-Humping to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:22 pm | #
*standing ovation*!
jennifer - sick Odin on her!
continues:
And there's Dayanara, and I am SO ready for that jelly! Mizro, I knew you were diva...no one brings Chanel to the Dlisted Booze Barge! Put that shit up! (give it HERE) And Jessucka, put UP the dildo if you're not going to share! I can see Mouse brought us all our own cukes thank god, but don't look now, 'cause Jay and Sammy are fucking making out!
The Pregnancy routine has been part of his tour for a few years - it's a gag - a card trick really, and it involves an ultrasound on a projector. Never do they imply the girl (An audience volunteer) is actually pregnant.
What goes on at Prico's stays at Prico's?....nah, we want to hear all of the dirt (star.)
Too bad about the Copperfield card trick bs. I was hoping he would get into a big glass bowl of water and make a bubble nest or something.
Tabatha, your ostrich is staring into the camera like a magician.
I keep hearing a voice yelling, "Tina eat your dinner!!" thou.
btw-Claudia is married to diretor Matthew Vaugh of Layer Cake "fame."
He did this crap last year at a show and it was LAME!
David who?
I thought it was Ben Stiller at first.
He does look a bit Zoolander there. I remember he was always calling Claudia up on stage on all of his (televised) shows showing her off.
He seemed like a tool back then. But I hope he doesn't plan on incorporating tigers in his show.
LEWIS freakin rulz!!!!
the real magic is his monthly supply of monoxidil
LOL.
Don't know why, but he annoys the hell out of me!
I don't get why he needed a beard in the first place. He's not a sex symbol. Just seems kind of creepy to me.
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