I knew Brad was going to get bored, with Angie leading him around by the nose(or the dick).
Jim Carrey sticks his wanker in that acidic hole of putrid disease and odor?
ew.
Yay...I'm first!! Suck on THAT bitches!!
Yay...I'm first!! Suck on THAT bitches!!
weinerface mcgee | 06.02.06 - 4:08 pm | #
Suck on 3rd place instead.
whoops...maybe not.
I think Alba's tits look fake. Check the yellow bikini.
Brad & Angie should make the sequel to OUT OF AFRICA. They can call it OUT OF MY BABY MOMMY'S MIND!!!
i'm sooo not clicking on the chestica link - i've received fair warning.
jenny and jim? girl is striking it rich!
brandon davis is so D-list he makes a d-list celeb like kimbo stewart seem b-list...
Someone please tell these fucking girls that chipped nailpolish on short nails is NOT fashionable! Jesus Christ!
old news about Jenny and Jim...
Jessica's lips have been deployed.
Brad, I would want out of Africa too.. been too long. But Ang has your balls.
James Brown's eyebrows are creepy. EEEEEK!
Jesus Christ did her nails?
Yeah, let's see if Brandon Davis is serious about his apology now! Alright, Blohan sucks but kudos to her for demanding he make a donation to charity in her name. Heeheehee.
Tera Patrick is a hot ho. I'd could be gay for her.
Gay or not Brandon Routh is fine! Yum! Can't wait for Superman Returns!
Mousie Hummering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:10 pm | #
It's not? Damn it
Why does Firecrotch Hohan even want that fat, greasy, pig Brandon to apologise?
He isn't worth the gunpowder it would cost to blow him to hell!
god damn.. I can't believe that at age 26 I am too old to audition for the Real World. What the fuck?? MTV makes me feel like an old bag...
Jesus Christ did her nails?
Tabatha | 06.02.06 - 4:10 pm
YOU BLASPHEMED!
It should be illegal to be as hawt as Jessica Alba, dammit.
How old is that pic of Brad?
last I checked, Namibia didn't have parking meters and Town Cars
hey.. what's going on with the pink bunny foo foo thing to the right... is BFF chasing 2 people????????
Jessica has a camelhoof. Too much gang banging on the Dukes set.
Brandon Davis must have one of the most useless lives if he's still apologizing about Fire Crotch Lohan. I don't understand why he's giving in to the pressure to apologize ad naseum. Unless Lohan feeds and clothes him, he needs to let it go.
Brandon Davis needs to be put over an open flame so he can finally do some good in his life and feed starving children.
Bye everyone. Have a great weekend. Thanks for the invite/ride to the par-tay!
jennifer cootering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:17 pm | #
imagine the grease fire that would start!
bye bonnie
bye bonnie!
BonZNMe..R we there yet | 06.02.06 - 4:12 pm
You have no idea how much I hate that. It is just so tacky! Short nails should never have anything darker than light pink polish and should NEVER have chipped nailpolish!
Fucking UGH!
*walking it off*
jennifer, i like your recommendation for Davis. i think that would be quite useful!
wasn't that a movie "Out of Africa"....sorry Brad... it's already been done
I'm too old too MK! That's some shit, ain't it!
Mousie Hummering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:18 pm | #
--------------------------------------------------
------------------------------
Hey no need to explain. We all have our pet peaves...mine being chicks who wear pantyhose/stockings with open toed shoes....that freaks me the fuck out
i'm too lazy to remove the chipped polish from my toes, and i just paint over.
is that bad?
Morticia: OMG!! HAHAHAHAH, I do that too, sometimes
Oh shit. Bye Bonnie! *waving to empty post*
UGH! Me too! Or ankle bracelts on the inside of the stockings! White hells with black stockings! Whte heels period!
That's very bad!, please reach for the remover.
is that bad?
Morticia, watching the clock | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 4:24 pm | #
Only id you don't put any stockings over them...
Ewww. That Maria Carey video was just painful to watch. She really must think she looks cool.
Thanks, Morticia. Besides, imagine all the fuel generated by his blubber (credit: just me)?
Bye, Bonnie!
euuww cameltoe. didn't daddy teach these sluts how to dress any better?
I'm too lazy to do my toes. I let my nail tech do it.
guys? why is Prico angry, bored and wants to go home? what happened?
Bye Bonnie!!
Alright, let's break it down!
Jessica Alba is getting way too thin: she's pretty and her body is hot, she just needs to stay quiet.
Brandon Davis is a festering pustule.
Tattooeed eyebrows are the new black; James Brown looks awful.
Jenny McCarthey better watch it: Carrey is a notorious womanizer.
I DON'T love Mimi.
"We all have our pet peaves...mine being chicks who wear pantyhose/stockings with open toed shoes....that freaks me the fuck out"
BonZNMe..R we there yet
OMG...this one is the one that I will take no prisoners on...seeing someone wear stockings with sandals and open toed shoes makes me homocidal.
not angry i think bored with work or maybe the thread? he's up on the spelling bee right now...
euuww cameltoe. didn't daddy teach these sluts how to dress any better?
christine still?
That makes Daddy super horny.
Tabatha, not anything we did. He's bored of Excel.
guys? why is Prico angry, bored and wants to go home? what happened?
Tabatha | 06.02.06 - 4:30 pm
WTF? He said that?
Hi Hearts! 
well, i hate that his rosebud is angry... that would be a little uncomfortable
Total BS regarding Brad and Africa.
GO YANKEES 
Stoney doesn't want me to talk about my dirtstar anymore... 
Im back what did I miss??
Hi, Mousie! *muah* (my arbiter of good taste!)
Is Prico upset? I thought we were all on the way to his house?
Talk about it Prico! I'm just being a bitch. Go ahead sweetpea!
WTF Prico where did she tell you that?? I love Your dirtstar!!
Stoney doesn't want me to talk about my dirtstar anymore...
prico (Angry Purple Rosebud) | 06.02.06 - 4:35 pm | #
you can talk about yours but talking about taylor hicks' early in the morning is just evil...
I hate people who wear sandals or open toed shoes with unpainted or chipped up toes. If you're gonna have them out make sure they're groomed please.
But I love prico's dirtstar! *waaaaaaaaa*
that brad and angie story's bullshit.
you know they just had a baby the are over the moon with happiness.
sorry about your brown eye, dude.
prico, your dirtstar is the star of DListed! 
Fuck bitches, I SAID it's ok! *hands on hips*
I told my bf I was gonna donkey punch him in his dirt star the other day. He told me I spend to much time here. But where else am I gonna learn this stuff?
It's flaring like a gangsta's nostril...
Yes, Jessucka! If you are going to wear sandals, please for the love of all that's holy, wear polish! And nicely groomed feet!
I told my bf I was gonna donkey punch him in his dirt star the other day. He told me I spend to much time here. But where else am I gonna learn this stuff?
Jessucka | 06.02.06 - 4:38 pm |
Thats the funniest shit I have read on here!!
Not meaning "you, jessucka"...I was agreeing with you! I KNOW you would never commit such a faux pas!
Jessucka | 06.02.06 - 4:37 pm |
I thought that was kind of a rule?
did I hear flaring dirtstar?
Hopefully mine will be tomorrow. Oh shut up!
If I said that shit to my bf, he would think I had lost my mind!!
I could write a fuckbook on all the things I've learned on here. For instance, just today I learned what a shart was!
The one Uggz wearing bitch in my office has toe rings all over her fucking nasty, peeling, thick, discolored nailed feet.
*Hey, Co-worker: It's called Lamisil you fucking CUNT*
Of course not heartsflowers, I groom my toes weekly! Hey, pink hasn't noticed your love. I keep getting shout outs.
Can we please NOT discuss ANYONE'S dirtstar?
I love you guys but I have a weak tummy lately... And I do NOT want to talk about anything scatological.
I learned what a shart was!
Mousie Hummering to Prico's
Sharts are awful things!!! *clenching buttcheeks*
you really want some new ones, got to most offensive video .com and check out the ghetto charlie brown shit. it's awesome.
Which thread, Jessucka? I will keep trying...I think we really are a support system of sorts.
Can we please NOT discuss ANYONE'S dirtstar?
Mizzy - butt why? HA HA j/k. I'll stop!!!
She said hi in the caption this. I'll have to look for the other one.
what's a shart? - too lazy. tell me.
Sharts are awful things!!! *clenching buttcheeks*
jennifer cootering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:43 pm
That fucking high-kicking frog freaked me out with that scat!
Hopefully mine will be tomorrow. Oh shut up!
NoAnjl and Buddy going to pric
I hope mine will be tonight!!
NoAnjl and Buddy going to pric | 06.02.06 - 4:45 pm | #
A shitty fart, lol.
Then I will look...if you are on this thread, pink...have a good weekend, and stay strong! One of us is always here if you need it.
what's a shart? - too lazy. tell me.
NoAnjl and Buddy going to pric | 06.02.06 - 4:45 pm |
K-Fed's baby mamma
what's a shart? - too lazy. tell me.
NoAnjl and Buddy going to pric
*whispering to NoAnjl so MizRo doesnt hear and get sick: It's a cross between a fart and a runny shit.*
Hi Blue Rose!
A shart is when you think yuo have to let out an air biscuit and instead you get a hershey squirt.
LALALALLALALALALALALAL!!!
Don't tell me what a shart is!!!
*covers ears, peeks out of one eye*
And the Sondra Pill thread, hearts.
OH FUCK!!!! Disgusting Mousie!!!!
A shart is when you think yuo have to let out an air biscuit and instead you get a hershey squirt.
Mousie Hummering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:48 pm | #
That's just sheer poetry, Mousie
I just sharted ya'll!!
K-Fed's baby mamma
prico (Angry Purple Rosebud) | 06.02.06 - 4:47 pm |
Oh wait... I thought she was Shart Jackson
sbrainb - 4:14 pm
I know what you mean...I'm also 26, and for some reason it hit me really hard when I realized I was too old for the Real World. Apparently, in MTV's eyes, we're just worthless old hags now. I actually felt a slight pang of regret at the time that I never "sent in a tape," but thankfully, that feeling passed rather quickly.
As far as Brad and Angelina, I don't know how much stock to put into these stories about their conflicting points of view. It would be a shame for him, though, if they break up and he ends up not being able to raise Shiloh full time, after having wanted to be a dad for so long.
Ok, I am OUT!!!
Have a great weekend, all my friends... And Mousie, please clean up your act for next week! 
Much love and ***big, fat HUGS*****
Shart's my new last name, people.
hey no anjil - i'll hey you back here too! i wasn't ignoring you - i was just on a different thread. but i saw the post in the other thread and holla'd as soon as i saw it.
Bye MizRo!
People 26 and older: Don't feel bad... You may still audition for American Idol.
bye miz!
Bye Miz!
*holds side*
*attemps silent laugh*
*sharts*
OHHHHHHHHHHH. shart. okay.
checkyoshorts!
hi Blue Rose
That's just sheer poetry, Mousie
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 4:49 pm
HAHAHAHA!
I used to shart when I was doing cocaine. Nt a lot but a few times, dammit.
Bye Miz! And NO I will not!
Stoney, isn't that nasty?
MizRo Dahling!!! *blowing kisses* Have a wonderful weekend!
Bye Miz!
Thanks, Jessucka! I will keep up the encouragement when I see pink! Story touches me.
bye
Hi Noanjl!
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 4:52 pm | #
You should go do that in your bitch co-worker's office. Might shut her up for a little while, lol.
Oh wait... I thought she was Shart Jackson
prico (Angry Purple Rosebud) | 06.02.06 - 4:50 pm | #
Mousie you're a fucking pig so jk
Bye, Miz. *kisses*
I'm off, too! Have a Great Weekend Everyone. You too, pink!
And, to Prico, muchas gracias for being a gracious host.
Stoney - Blue Rose has a great idea!!!
justme - alrighty then! the love is there!
Ciao, jennifer!
Bye all my beloveds!!!
You're all crazy! In a good way!!
Stoney: change your avatar for Godess' sake!
see you jennifer love!!!
bye jennifer
I just sharted across the room!
NoAnjl, you just lost your chance at my cuke for that remark.
Story touches me.
heartsflowers | 06.02.06 - 4:54 pm
Well what is it? Is pink okay?
I just sharted across the room!
Fancy/going to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:58 pm |
That's called projectile diarrhea. A shart doesn't go beyond the boundaries of your jeans.
just sharted across the room!
Fancy/going to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:58 pm | #
fancy - your av would certainly bear that out
justme - alrighty then! the love is there!
NoAnjl and Buddy going to pric | 06.02.06 - 4:57 pm | #
*feels all warm and fuzzy*
shart!
Mousie - I beg your forgiveness. *on knees, praying hands position*
FANCY - too cheap to buy wallpaper?
Miz....I have a new avatar! Look!
stoney i still see kfed...
MY GOODNESS!!! Dlisters and their bodily functions really do go hand in hand --don't they????
just sharted across the room!
Fancy/going to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:58 pm
You military wives - I tell ya!
NoAnjl - you must kiss hagface instead.
i'm a little late, but referring to Jessucka's talking about donkey punches to her bf...
i was having a double date w/ my fiance, his buddy and his buddies wife. my F and his friend work on the loading docks for a trucking company, so you'd think they had heard it all. his friend makes some kind of "punch" joke...and i said, "well what other kind of punch is there?! except a donkey punch!" i expected aghast looks or some reaction...just the sound of crickets. later my F asked me what the hell a donkey punch was...i told him if he was lucky, he might find out in a few years.
Thanks for clearing that up Prico.
NoAnjl my walls are a lovely shade of greenish brown with some corn stuck here and there.
See you hot ones!! Have a Great Weekend!!!
ok bitches, clear your caches because there are a lot of new avatars.
Bye Noanjl lovey!
Mousie...pink goes into a little more detail on the Sondra Pill thread...sad but kind of hopeful tone to it.
bye noanjil!
OMG, Stoney...I love it!
NoAnjl...so cute and disturbing at the same time!
Prico...another hottie!
Fancy, that corn comment was beyond digusto. FUCK!
I'll look Hearts!
daym no anjil new av - daym!
goldiekins bye!
stoney - that av is just disturbed lol!
Just great - NOW my av comes up! Jeez!
PRICO - YOU HAVE MY MAN!
Morticia...I am sorry, but I think that's MY man!
Hey peeps was actually working...kinda and now I'm back....BUT I'm about to jet so I'll leave you all with this....
http://www.nousmodels.com/framew..._static.php?p=&
@ NoAnjls AV--luv it!!!!!!!!!!!1
Testing my new avatar. Forgive me Shondi if its the same one you have but Im waiting for it to change!
PRICO - YOU HAVE MY MAN!
Morticia | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:13 pm |
God, I hope that makes you happy... I'm tired of pissing people off.
No I'm not. LOL
YES!!
Love it NoAnjl!!
sunny | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:13 pm | #
it is pretty funny, ain't it? I'm so immature. It's supposed to be moving. I'll have to ask SCOUT for help!
yikes Fancy!
yah, NoAnjl - thats kindof disturbing but makes me horny all at once.
oh Prico - i could never be mad at being able to look at the hottest, dirtiest irish man ever!
NoAnjl my walls are a lovely shade of greenish brown with some corn stuck here and there.
Fancy/going to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 5:07 pm | #
OMG JUST SAW THAT! now I just sharted!
Hearts, I just read pink's post. I really am upset for her!
oh Prico - i could never be mad at being able to look at the hottest, dirtiest irish man ever!
Morticia | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:16 pm |
Good, 'cause I have 6 Colin avatars.
I've had this one before. But not for long, so I figured now's the perfect time to bust it out again! Die shitney! *evil laugh*
can't WAIT for it to MOVE! NoANJL!!!!!
awww prico - a younger, cleaner, less skeevy colin. sigh. ahhhhh. sigh. I'd hit it. Not the manboob colin tho...
Thanks for compliments. Anything to please my ladies!!!! prico, you too, my lovebug.
okay, now I'm really, really out to get my Tara Reid on. xoxo
i can't wait to see miami vice - even though there's a chance he looks like a douchebag.
Hate to tell ya, but he and Fred Durst are the Herpe Spreaders
NoAnjl, you sloot! HAHAHAHAHA! Scout needs to make it able to shoot jizz at our monitors.
Fancy - who be dat?
Mousie that is Tom Cooze jerking it on a slide!
Ok, time for me to head out. Laters all!
Fancy, your email killed. HAHAHAHA! Lets! *hoisting beer bong to Fancy's ingenuity*
There's Brad Pitt...
...whining again.
Angelina really is a saint for dealing with his indecisive, confused, unsure ass.
Hate to tell ya, but he and Fred Durst are the Herpe Spreaders
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 5:19 pm | #
off topic limp bizkit story
I went to a kid rock limp bizkit concert *years* ago and fred durst says that they're filming concert footage so of course I climb on my husband's shoulders and take off my shirt and bra and display my magnificent fake boobs.
*Years* later at christmas time my mom asks me if I ever went to a limp bizkit show cause she saw someone who looked like me on some preview for a pay per view program, but she was certain *i* would never do what that familiar looking girl was doing. then she said she wasn't going to tell my father about it.
I about died - what are the odds that my mom is going to catch like 6 year old concert footage of my flashing my boobs while watching pay per view previews on satellite tv? *I* haven't even seen this concert footage. :-(
Its a plan Mousie!! You have to get it out of your system somehow!
bye prico!
just me too lazy to go | 06.02.06 - 5:27 pm | #
BWAAHAHAHA!!!
Mousie...I am sending good thoughts for pink this weekend.
Fancy! Just saw your avatar! Revolting and funny!
thank you, thank you - and with that I'm leaving!
just me too lazy to go | 06.02.06 - 5:27 pm
Fancy - while we're there, we have to hook Toothy!
But wouldn't we have to drag mine to hospital and wash his mau-mau in Clorox?
Bye Just Me and Prico!
Bye Just Me and Prico!
sounds like a porno
'jenny luvs jim'
Bye just me too lazy to go
:o
Everyone knows Brangelina won't last; I was just happy he left Chinniston. And how do you NOT get cameltoe? What's the big deal? I HATE JESSICA ALBA AND HOPE SHE AND HER STUPID TITS GO AWAY FOREVER.
I knew Brad had to miss Malibu, he has a waterfront manison there and here he is in hot as hell Africa, with no luxury to speak of. He loves Cal. Africa, give me a break! I hope Jen, in the end gets the last laugh, money is, she will, in time, just watch. Brad is sure being lead around by Angie, the question is, for how long.
Is Brad going to do Ocean 97 or whatever? I heard that George was having a cow worrying about whether he was going to show up or not?
most of the stories about Brangelina i call bullshit...but this one rings true!..i don't think it means their relationship is in trouble or anything that serious, but i've been to Africa several times and the last three times i went it was from June-Aug...the HOTTEST TIMES OF THE YEAR! Believe me, as beautiful as the people and the scenery are, there is only so much you heat you can take before it starts to take a toll on you....this report sounds pretty accurate to me...im sure Brad just wants to be home surrounded by his family and friends to show off his kids and to be surrounded by familiar things...Angie has had WAY more experience than Brad living overseas and is more used to the balmy climate and the difficult conditions...im sure eveything will be ok once they return to more familiar surroundings.....
Jessica Alba is HAWT in bikinis!...not so much in clothes though...and i hate that grandma hair she sometimes wears
Chestica Simpson is just NASTY!
...didn't check out the other links...
Brandon Routh looks like a prep school rapist.
Brad Pitt isn't allowed an opinion anymore, so I doubt this shit is true.
Jessica Alba is ugly.
My neighbor has tattoeed eyebrows. But she's 39.
jayne | 06.03.06 - 12:41 am | #
i forgot that about Brad...you're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT of course....
Mimi is a meanie.
Usually Tera is hot, but she looks horrible on the cover of FHM.
isnt' it Lohan who's dragging this out... makes her look complete trash... and she's just going around F ing with more guys
These UK tabloid stories are beyond ridiculous. Yeah, he wanted out of London, Germany, Vienna and France too. Please
Sorry, but IMHO that Tera Patrick is not very hot. That is a terrible picture of her on FHM magazine.
Let's see ...Africa.....Malibu on the water front, I think the story is true, he must be thanking God he HAS to be back to shoot Ocean 13, (another dud no doubt, 12 stunk!). Except for Mr&Mrs Smith, he hasn't had a hit in a long time. It's all about his looks, period. I would bet Jen's movie does very well when the results are in, it beat Xmen on Fri, with sat and sun to go. I hope it's #1, she deserves it...enough of the Queen & King, Of Africa!
testing avatar
Commenting by HaloScan
