Whatever MK. That Close bitch was untouchable!
I wanted the Canadian Chick to win!! WHY did she say V instead or W? if it's German It's W!!!!!! you should know THAT!!! AWWW
Was this the German spelling bee championship? What the fuck is up with those words?!?!?
That Close girl was way too cocky. She was totally playing mindgames with the other ones.
Saryn was so hot. I just loved when they asked her to spell "hechescher" her response was "excuse me?"
i love the idea of some homeschooled spelling bee contestant talking smack to the judges - maybe that will happen with the national geographic bee too and someone will start giving alex trebeck a lot of shit. lol!
The spelling bee rocks! I love and my favorite winner was little Georgie from three years agao - Watch Spellbound! It is about the bee
I just looked those words up online and couldn't even fucking find them. And I was a stinking English major!
New Jersey!
I didn't see anyone talking shit! DAMN! Must have been when I was trying to watch the fucking Office at the same time!
Lol... WTF with this post?! hahahah
Are you kidding me?? The Canadian was the real beauty
How do judges fuck up like that? Don't they have the words in front of them? I didn't watch so...
they said the word had 2 acceptable spellings, the one Saryn said was good too. BFFT.
I didn't even know this was on!
and someone will start giving alex trebeck a lot of shit. lol!
just me too lazy to go
I fucking hate Alex Trebek. Pompous douche acts like he actually KNOWS the answers and they're not printed on convenient little cards.
I don't think that Hooks bitch spelled the word right and neither did you MK! It's "hechscher". Damn, bitches!
saryn was NOT hot, but i loved her confidence. that girl doesnt have a nervous bone in her body. I liked the girl who one. she didnt even flinch. and the canadian girl only got as far as she did b/c she got all French words.
Dayanara stripping at Prico's | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 4:34 pm |
Ah, I see. Okay. I used to be a really good speller, then I went to college and was introduced to weed.
I was a competitive speller through most of grade and middle schools, and boooy does it take an emotional toll on you! I get nightmares 'til this DAY.
Oh Stoney, and like YOU know? 
Remember those awful flash cards?
well then there's some major robbery going on here... everyone always mispells on DList and others quick to point it out
It's hechscher!! but who cares? what's that anyway?
I just remember the book they gave you with courier type setting
It's hechscher!! but who cares? what's that anyway?
Dayanara stripping at Prico's | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 4:38 pm
Sounds like a brand of chocolate...
I fucking hate Alex Trebek. Pompous douche acts like he actually KNOWS the answers and they're not printed on convenient little cards.
jennifer cootering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:35 pm | #
*in trebek voice* oh, sorry jennifer, that's a *teleprompter* not a convenient card. a *teleprompter*.
he amuses me - as does will ferrell's version of him
Didn't watch the show, but this recap was hysterical!!!!
i can see the next reality show.... "Spelling with Celebrities"
Mousie, I will have you know I WON my school's spelling bee in the sixth grade and placed SIXTH in our county bee, but ONLY because I accidentally left out the 'n' in chandelier. I totally knew it was there, I was just nervous!!! I had a cute outfit, though.
jennifer cootering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:35 pm |
Yes, but do you know how hard he has to study so that he can pronounce all those damned foreign words correctly?!?! Damn he needs a raise in my book! ^^drip drip with the sarcasm^^
I used to be a really good speller, then I went to college and was introduced to weed.
fo sho | 06.02.06 - 4:36 pm
ME TOO! LOL
I was the MOST competitive speller! Damn, I was fierce!
so while we're talking about the bee, did anyone else think that homeschooled kid was really bizzare. he did that fake "coughing" thing between letters.
I was once in a German spelling bee. Yeah, I'm a loser.
You're a real dick to be drooling over an 8th grader.
he amuses me - as does will ferrell's version of him
just me too lazy to go | 06.02.06 - 4:39 pm |
Sean Connery: "I'll take THE RAPISTS for 200."
Alex Trebek: "That's THERAPISTS... THERAPISTS!"
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 4:36 pm | #
was that your choice or were your parents the types who wanted you to get into harvard - and with an *academic* scholarship to boot?
i love when MK tries to edumacate us
prico (Angry Purple Rosebud) | 06.02.06 - 4:41 pm | #
god - sean was the best with burt reynolds a close second!
my 3rd grader was 3rd in her school spelling be...she was to spell SKELETON and ended up spellig SKELETOR, i was rolling thinking that she has seen some Nicole Richie article.
Mousie Hummering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:40 pm |
I bet you were, Mousie! People would ask me all the time how to spell such and such word but now nothing ever looks spelled right, even if it is.
my 3rd grader was 3rd in her school spelling be...she was to spell SKELETON and ended up spellig SKELETOR, i was rolling thinking that she has seen some Nicole Richie article.
KitKatWoman is HATED HA HA | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 4:42 pm |
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks around*
nobody cares...
You're a real dick to be drooling over an 8th grader.
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 4:40 pm | #
the age most girls go to paris to try to become models - what? you thought they were 25?
I was in a spelling bee once, the guy asked me to spell "street"... I heard "straight" so I spelled it, without asking for a definition first. Needless to say, I lost.
See? Whenever I try to be straight, I lose...
i HATE typos, but OMG my fucking comment is RIDDLED with fucking typos
*cuts fingers till they bleed as punishment*
my OCD is correct spelling and being on time.
HAHAHAA, Kitkat!!!
nobody cares...
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 4:43 pm | #
aww stoney - i thought your story was sweet. gold stars for you!
DAY 7 of no new fucking avatar...(rumbling begins)
WTF?! "ursprache" isnt even in the dictionary! fuck those judges! ...sorry bitches...
I like the show last night. It was cool to see 3 girls in the end.
*BEAMING*
Thanks Just Me!
*cues after-school special music*
Morticia, watching the clock | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 4:46 pm | #
http://dictionary.reference.com/...rch?
q=ursprache
WTF?! "ursprache" isnt even in the dictionary! fuck those judges! ...sorry bitches...
Morticia, watching the clock | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 4:46 pm |
It's probably missing the "umlaut"...
so what, they need to be bilingual too?! all these ho's better get college scholarships!
I LOVE how all the bitches out-spelled the dudes!
I LOVE how all the bitches out-spelled the dudes!
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 4:50 pm |
That's because girls don't play with Skeletor. But ask them to spell brats and watch them lose!
I bet you were, Mousie! People would ask me all the time how to spell such and such word but now nothing ever looks spelled right, even if it is.
fo sho | 06.02.06 - 4:43 pm
What kills me is I work with some of the most brilliant people (when I work) and most of them can't spell for shit! AARGH! I only correct people on here if they're being trolls.
See? Whenever I try to be straight, I lose...
prico (Angry Purple Rosebud) | 06.02.06 - 4:44 pm |
I missed the whole thing, but now I hope they rerun it on ESPN2 or something like that.
Mousie Hummering to Prico's | 06.02.06 - 4:50 pm |
I'm no slouch in the spelling dept. either, however, I can't seem to remember how to spell their (thier?) or friend (freind) for the fuckin' life of me!
RERUNS:
2006 Scripps National Spelling Bee - "Championship Rounds"
ESPN, Sun Jun 04 03:00am EDT
• 2006 Scripps National Spelling Bee - "Championship Rounds"
ESPNHD, Sun Jun 04 03:00am EDT
• 2006 Scripps National Spelling Bee - "Championship Rounds"
ESPN, Thu Jun 08 01:00pm EDT
• 2006 Scripps National Spelling Bee - "Championship Rounds"
ESPNHD, Thu Jun 08 01:00pm EDT
MK should have posted this with how to pronounce those words!
Teleprompter. I thought he had cards, too? Oh, well. I better pay better attention tonight, instead of just being a smart ass!
Good Night Everyone and have a Great Weekend! 
anybody want 2 know it all girls (9&10)?
Oh my god MJF! My mom told me in the second grade that 'friends' never 'end'...never mispelled it since!
How do you spell, "Who cares?"
My pet peeve is "prolly". WTF?!?!?!?!?
Bye jennifer!
MJF - I can NEVER remember how to properly use "affect" as opposed to "effect"!
How do you spell, "Who cares?"
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 4:54 pm |
It's spelled "A-N-O-N-Y-M-O-U-S".
It means parent langauge.
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13078754...78754/?
GT1=8211
Bye jennifer!
Stoney...that is so cool...I gotta remember that! Got one for their (thier)?
How do you spell, "Who cares?"
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 4:54 pm | #
Like this bitch! *brandishes middle finger*
prico (Angry Purple Rosebud) | 06.02.06 - 4:56 pm | #
What is that? Probably?
Mousie Sharts in Prico's Loo | 06.02.06 - 4:56 pm | #
Don't worry...most people won't know the difference on that one!
night jennifer
I'm with you Mousie. I can spell really well, but that affect and effect, forget it.
effect-brought by a cause/result
affect-provide influence/change
they both bother me too...you know like: why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? HUH?? come on wtf about that?
What is that? Probably?
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 4:57 pm |
Yep. And the kids today probably think "prolly" is actually a word and that they're spelling it correctly.
KitKatWoman aka knowitall | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 4:53 pm |
No thanks! It took me YEARS to finally got rid of mine!
*cue the michael jackson music*
anonymous wanna be starting something
got to be starting something...
kitkatwoman: MAJOR GADZONGAGE!
Well, the 'i' in 'their' looks like a little person, and it refers to people, and 'there' is a place and doesn't have an 'i' (little person). Ok, that's all I got. I just know it by the grammar rules.
stoney, in response to the girls outspelling the guys...
many more women are graduating college now than men. they theorize its b/c the boys get in more trouble and are out of the class more in elementary school...come 9 or 10, the girls have already greatly surpassed the boys academically. in high school it's not cool to study, the guys just kindof give up. when they start college, they quit or flunk out.
women are going to rule the world! (evil laughter)
so...you can affect the effect? That's the way to remember it! A before E!
DAY 7 of no new fucking avatar...(rumbling begins)
KitKatWoman is HATED HA HA | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 4:45 pm | #
kit kat - that happened to me and then my pending request disappeared - double check that yours doesn't disappear - it took forever to get aeon when i tired of ivanna...
(little person). Ok, that's all I got. I just know it by the grammar rules.
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 4:59 pm | #
speaking of little people, anyone watch "little people big world" on TLC? Or am i the only fuck up that watches a reality show about a little person family?
I HAVE AVATARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO
lol! I think girls do tend to spell better.
KitKatWoman aka knowitall | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:00 pm
KitKat! I see your bewbies!
Only thing is I have to minmize this window w/the kids around
I saw one minute of that shit and turned it off. Sorry little people.
that fucking gravatar STILL hasn't approved my shit. dammit.
i received a RATED X, i swear i pee when i laugh too much 
But MJF, that doesn't help me remember how to use it peoperly, dammit!
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 4:59 pm |
I KNOW the difference between they're, there and their (thier)!!! But the last one (their thier) always looks funny to me no matter how I type/write it.
Mousie...ummm....well....think of it like cause and effect. Or do you substitute affect for that one too? Shit...never mind. You're a lost cause!
my 4th grader was in hell when they were using/learning HOMOPHONES
AIR,ERE,ERR,HEIR.......AISLE, I'LL, ISLE......ALLOWED, ALOUD...
need I go on? LOL
speaking of little people, anyone watch "little people big world" on TLC? Or am i the only fuck up that watches a reality show about a little person family?
KitKatWoman aka knowitall | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:00 pm | #
Love that shit! The dad's a jerk, though.
*snarggle*
Sooooooooooo. How does that EFFECT me?
Love that shit! The dad's a jerk, though
i cant stand his voice, his wife is a ballbuster though and a damper it seems... the youngest looks like a little fuck that pisses everyone off i had to say that
KitKat... i just cleared cache.. it that your titties?????
Mousie...you spelled "...peoperly..." *runs away from inevitable noogie that's sure to follow*
Tabatha! Disgusto!
KitKatWoman aka knowitall | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:04 pm
Not as funny as little kids trying to say "Organism"
not my milkbags persay but my avatar *blushes* the real milkbags point south & east
Oops, they finally let Mr. Gravatar out of the spider hole... Love you Colin!
can't help you THERE. Get your eyes checked!
my 9yo asked me to explain 'menopause' I said 'go away'
Ack, I'm thinking pronunciation. Ignore please.
Wow Tabatha, that's pretty gross.
KitKatWoman aka knowitall | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:05 pm | #
Did you see the one where they went camping and they were getting packed and the grandpa says, "I've had it up to *here* with these dwarves"? It was fuckin' hilarious!
my fat bastard is for all the crotch avies from yesterday and day before....
daym no wonder gravatar was going slow - everyone has new avs...
anyone hungry?
"I've had it up to *here* with these dwarves"? YESSSSSS
Its weird the dad tries to pimp out his kid at the LP conventions to find his son a wife! The kid is 15 dammit! I can handle little person men but the little people women FUCKING SCARE ME!
check... test 1 2 3.. testing
...while saying *here* he had his hand level at his knees! bwaaahahahahaha!
Mousie...you spelled "...peoperly..." *runs away from inevitable noogie that's sure to follow*
MJF wants RC cooter toy | 06.02.06 - 5:05 pm
I did? HAHAHAHAHAH! *picking up the bong*
Tabby - who is that hottie in your avatar? Could that be Howie?
but the little people women FUCKING SCARE ME!
KitKatWoman aka knowitall | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:08 pm
...ditto. Is that wrong? They look rather "man-ish", no?
ugh another slow Friday night. i'll be here, on ebay and playing texas holdem...WHAT A LIFE OF EXCITEMENT*yawns*
test
oh, that's an old avie.. just updated mousie.. and no it's Kamar de los Reyes... PR actor aka Antonio Vega on One Life to Live
not its not wrong its human nature*my excuse*
bbiaf going to cook dinner for the ungratefuls...see you milkbags later *muah*
Tabatha...it looks like there's ONE cheeto a little too close for comfort there...
we must have bombarded gravatar... ha ha ha
by KitKat
test...
ya'll need to refresh... I have a ratmobile and then another of fat bastard cooking
I'm outta here too. I gotta catch the lawn guys before they leave....get it....leave? Leaf? never mind. Later tadpoles!
bye kitkat! - vanina you still outta luck
later mjf!
Sorry vanina... still no avatar.
ouuuuuu!!!!!!
i want my fucking avatarrrrrrrrrr!!!!
*cursing in spanish*
"angry purple rosebud"
LMFAO!!!!
vanina, you testing for STDs?
Okay, tossing my cookies.
Wow. That was just sad MJF! *smooches*
well maybe i'll be back later
(my kid wants the computer LOL!!!)
if not, goodnight to all, have a great weekend, don't drink and drive, don't fuck and drive and have a blast!!!!
*kisses and hugs*
Bye MJF!
Wow. Look at all these new avatars!
night vanina
Bye nina
Getting the hell outta dodge... laters!
Bye Prico suave!
Bye prico and vanina! Have a hot weekend, bitches!
what's goin' on folks - party still on?
kids on not on the crumbs thread - adios!
Hey Jenner!
jenner - I think we lost a lot of our compadres.
shit, I just get here & everone's leavin'....
hey my pookie, mousie!!!!!!!! phew, some peeps still here
I'm thinking of trying out a new name....Tell me what you guys think...
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT KITKAT'S BOOBS
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 5:36 pm | #
love it
My pookie, I have so many names, I'm schizo!
Well, I figured since I was going to be accused of it (yesterday) I might as well put it out there for everyone. I kinda like it.
today's the FIRST day I've "experimented" with various names *girlish glee giggle*
Well, I figured since I was going to be accused of it (yesterday) I might as well put it out there for everyone. I kinda like it.
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 5:38 pm | #
??????????????? 
i don't remember THAT one - was that during our convo with our salmacis friend?????????
Has anyone ever cleaned a kiddie pool with a brillo pad? You all should really try it some time. CURSE MY UTERUS!
HOLY FUCKETY FUCK!
http://www.collegehumor.com/movi...movies/1692077/
WTF???? My Pookie--who accused you of THAT?????
and a better question would be is...is it an insult??????
I started off as POOKIE, but was accused of being a clone, then changed it to POOKIE RULES, that wasn't good enough so now MY POOKIE and I think I'll leave this for a while. I was My Pookie aka Sandra Spunk for a while.
sunny | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:39 pm | #
A twat called salmacis. I'm sure you will encounter it's lovely personality. No, my labia is quite delicate and cute. I'm not insulted. The fact that someone would consider my labia is interesting.
oooookaaayyyyyyy theeennn!!!!
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 5:41 pm | #
He/she/it just posted in the binky post.
Pap smear day huh blue?
CURSE MY UTERUS!
Plain old Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 5:39 pm
hey Blue Rose!
binky post????
me & salmacis have called a truce (I think)..............
I seriously DO NOT remember the labia thing
I'm not going to talk to it anymore unless it's civilized. I'm bored with repeated conversations.
I thought it was funny! That's why I thought of changing my name! Hell, I may even change my avatar!
http://www.collegehumor.com/movi...movies/1692077/
Mousie Carter Dirtstar | 06.02.06 - 5:39 pm | #
PLEASE tell me that was a joke...........................
I remember the labia thing, someone was coming in asking about labia redcution. ha!
and , nice titties, kitkat!
jenner, I don't know! Katie Scarlett sent me that! My jaw honestly fell open.
What the fuck was that movie all about? What the bigger question is, who the hell is filming her????
jenner partykiller | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:45 pm | #
Diamond encrusted pacifier up top. I think old Sal might have mellowed out a little bit. Time will tell.
jenner, I don't know! Katie Scarlett sent me that! My jaw honestly fell open.
Mousie Carter Dirtstar | 06.02.06 - 5:50 pm | #
I did NOT like how she pushed the kitty off the table - Tabby shoulda swiped her one right in the eye - but the REST of it was..........odd....
Pookie - for real. What the fuck.
Diamond encrusted pacifier up top. I think old Sal might have mellowed out a little bit. Time will tell.
Plain old Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 5:51 pm | #
yeah I gotta learn how to refresh - there were already MANY posts in the threads above b4 I even knew they were there
If you notice, the cat looked a little on the psycho side too. When it looks at the camera, it looks a little like it just got dug up from the pet cemetary.
I want a cat from Pet Semetary....then again, I also wanted Sammy the Ugly Dog, so....
jenner, just hit F5 for refresh.
I want to bury President Bush in the Pet Sematary and see what he comes back as!
I want nothing from Pet Semetary! My BF's ex just had a baby and named it GAUGE!!!! ACK! Creepy!
I want ALL the ugly animals......I CRIED when I found out Sammy died - for real, I was in the office, someone sent me an article on it, and I had to excuse myself to the washroom to CRY
I DON'T want Prez Bush though......
I don't think it could be possible for Bush to be anymore evil than he already is!
My Pookie - any time I meet/see/hear about someone named Gauge now (rare but it happens), it SCARES ME - that movie ruined a potentially good name!
Like the name Malachi - I like it, but I just COULDN'T name something a name that reminded me of the CREEPY CRAZY leader in Children of the Corn *shudders*
Same here Jenner. I like Damien but can't use that one either.
Oooooo, naked Christian Bale!
that's my dogs name, malachai. I just gave the fucker a bath.
Better watch out there Christine, he might come and get you tonight.
Now see, there's another name that was ruined by horror flicks....Christine. My BF's printer is nicknamed Christine cuz it just comes on whenever it wants.
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks - I'm with ya on Close - she was UNTOUCHABLE! I pegged her to win in about the 9th round and I was right. She is ice cool under pressure. And I wonder about dear old Finola - she's a linguist (at least she studies French and thus got all the French words right) and she didn't know a German W?
Holy crap, Shannon Doherty won the spelling bee. Go Brenda Walsch!
A spelling bee? How lame. Who cares
?!
I watched like the first 5 minutes and had to turn it off. I was so bored. I would of watched the whole thing, but the words they had to spell, I'm like WTF? Besides I wanted to watch a movie instead. *sighs*
remember that weird chick that kept sniffing her fingers every time she spelled a word. Damn, i miss that geek bitch.
i'm so happy you gave a shout-out to my girl saryn! i kept telling my husband that i bet she was the hot girl at the spelling bee and all the nerdy boys had major crushes on her. i haven't seen a hot spelling bee contestant in a while. she also had perfect teeth. thanks michael k for the post!
"I'm not going to talk to it anymore unless it's civilized. - My Pookie has Big Labia
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
Sorry - had a "Silence of the Lambs" moment.
"My ghetto ass would've started hootin' and hollerin' and demanded they give me the trophy now!"
Hell, yeah, that would have been me too. I always won spelling bees in school because we were in TEH ghetto.
The words mostly consisted of cat, dog, bird, shoes, and a REALLY hardone, vacuum.
We were in 5th grade for that one. -_-
Spelling Bees are so stupid. Only the simple skill of memorization is required to take part.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The person who said the Canadian girl got so far cause she got mostly french words. She's not even French nor is she from Quebec and Quebec is the only province where oyu have to take french.
The person who said the Canadian girl got so far cause she got mostly french words. She's not even French nor is she from Quebec and Quebec is the only province where oyu have to take french.
Anonymous | 06.03.06 - 12:51 am | #
what province did YOU go to school in?!?!?!! In Ontario we had to take French! I'm jealous!
saryn looks chunky. maybe that's a bad picture...the finola girl looks wayyyyyyy better!
LOL I watched this and played along, the German words at the end were fun.
That Finola is going to be kicking herself all year. Her Dad speaks German, and everyone knows W is V.
She even said the last letter was "zed" instead of "z"
Yeah, not so fast there, Canada.
i never won a spelling bee. its ok, you guys can laugh think milhouse from the simpsons..."spell whale" "ok....thats easy!...K.." "WRONG!YOU LOOSE!!" heeheeheehee!! hey, if you cant laugh at your self whats the point og living?
i woulda cut a bitch.
"I will blow this mother fucker up if you don't gimme my god damn trophy!"
if i were saryn, i would've demanded a recount....somebody would have to pay or get fired or something....judges don't know nothing...saryn could be traumatized....
rigged.
Don't touch our Canadian girl. She rocks.
ursprache .... ummmm you have to be not from this world to know that word... uhmmm I feel stupid!!!!!!LOL!
wtf, i cant believe saryn lost!, she was the hotteset outta all the girls!
i wanted canadian girl to win after that but she disapppointed me
Finola was hot.
katherine talks like a guy and is a ho.
whats t the thing you'll remmeber most? ummm hearing ursprache!!
--dumb ho
i looked up some of those words and they ain't in the dictionary. WTF?!?!
i got some of the champion ship words right on my own like hukilau, izzat, tutoyer, and koine.
my school doesn't have a spelling bee so i can't go. maybe i can sign up for a county spelling bee. hmmm.
Saryn Was SOOOOOO hot i couldnt believe you could get turned on watching a spelling bee, you go Saryn hope to see more of you in the future.
You are stunning
Marry me Saryn.
ummm yeah Saryn is not that hot I sit beside her in 2 classes. She is one of my friends...but I dont consider her "beautiful". She is very smart though...but she always argue with theachers when they say shes wrong...so it surprised me that she didn't at tht bee.
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