yikes
Still a skank, but her face is better then I've seen in the past.
Uh...yuck?
Looks like she took New York's advice and got a face lift. Her eyes aren't so slaggy in this picture.
who?
barfarrific
Jaysus.
Isn't she a lesbian now?
Who is she?
I am going to fucking DIE of boredom for the last fifteen minutes of my week if one of you bitches doesn't talk to me.
Oh my god, heinous co-worker talking my ear off even though I'm ignoring her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's telling me how she calls this poor radio station everyday trying to win shit.
Kee-rist, she is slutty. *wiping her slime off my monitor*
i'm truly skeeved.
STOOOOOONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!
better?
No *growls*
sowwy....
i kind of miss flavor of love actually
*stares at computer clock*
TEN MORE FUCKING MINUTES!!!
i want chocolate so badly i could murder a mofo!
She is from that dating show with that rapper guy on VH1. Who's my ho?
spin! *holding belgian chocolate just out of reach*
At this point I'm just going to shart for the hell of it.
For 'shits and giggles',
she's ugly
stoney, buy a pit bull and mistreat it.
but, keep it at your desk.
it works like a charm.
i ate the absolutly WORST chinese food to ever exist. horrible.
so why, you ask, did you eat it? why not throw it away?
i was starving and had already spent $$ and was back in my office. couldn't eat all of it. it was nasssssty
fortunatly there was some nachos that i could snack on in the break room...got that nasty taste out of my mouth.
spin! *holding belgian chocolate just out of reach*
Mousie Carter Dirtstar
oh dammit!
*jumps and misses*
grrrrrr
Well I might as well Tim, considering my co-worker barbie-fetish bitch brings her fucking CAT to work.
she's goin' for a Jenny McCarthy look, me thinks....
oh fun! then your dog could chase the cat! genius!
where do you work that you get to bring a cat (you don't have to answer)
wait....more importantly, what cat would put up with the car trip and being transported to another place?
that's funny I'm watching it in reruns --never saw the show before...
*jumps for chocolate again and misses*
*howls like a mad chimpanzee*
Ugly chick was in Flava-Fav's VH1 Show. Supposedly she has been on other shows about dating.
They DON'T allow it, but this bitch don't care! OK, time for stoney to hit the bar. Have a good weekend whoristas!!! *stumbles*
love the way she spits at New York!--GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
*howls like a mad chimpanzee*
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 5:55 pm
That was so funny, I am giving you for chocolate!
When you can hold a clock with your boobs - it's time for a bra!
have a good stiff drink stoney!
ohmy~!!! Hilarious!!!!!! just noticed that!
Well I might as well Tim, considering my co-worker barbie-fetish bitch brings her fucking CAT to work.
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks | 06.02.06 - 5:52 pm | #
I'd LOVE to bring my cats to work!!!! but the DIFFERENCE is, just like my Barbies, they stay HOME
'night Stoney!
Mousie Carter Dirtstar
yay!
*eats chocolate like rabid raccoon*
Oh yes, I remember it well.
damn i lost my hardon
my pussys are with me 24/7 in my own private prison
wow, kitkat!
wow.
spin do you need sunglasses?
HOLY IMPLANTS, BATMAN!
as much as I love this avatar I am truly blushing, but not changing...for now
spin do you need sunglasses?
KitKatWoman & her milkbags
huh?
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 6:05 pm | #
LOOK AT MY EYES DAMMIT, UP HERE ^^
LOOK AT MY EYES DAMMIT, UP HERE ^^
KitKatWoman & her milkbags
sorry!
i think i'm blind!
BOOBIES..............BOOBIES........
*zapped with memory eraser*
ugh the Bale post isnt coming up right 
Ta Ta's!
hahaha that stupid slut
What are their names, KitKat?
Sylvester & Tweety
That's the first time I see Hillary Duff actually dress sexy.
I think Flava is the only one who can get away with the big ass clock.
kitkat's boobs, and prico's butt, side by side, AT LAST
yeah! at last!!!
At laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast! *swaying to music*
huh?
oh.
what?
cheesecart
ok NO ONE BID on anything on ebay for the next 99 minutes! i'm telling you what i'm bidding on *giggles*
whatcha biddin on
used double ended dildo to beat my neighbor with
I just remember her breath smell like straight up shit. It smell like a toilet full of nasty ass shit
used double ended dildo to beat my neighbor with
KitKatWoman & her milkbags
awesome!
get the king dong!
KitKatWoman...
Darling, sweetness, honey, doll, love...where the fuck are your nipples?!?!?
*shaking*scared*strangely aroused*
KitKatWoman...Darling, sweetness, honey, doll, love...where the fuck are your nipples?!?!?
is a case for The Mythbusters , like those 2 would ever be near milkbags
a used dildo? *shuddering* keep on walking, darling.
Temporary love's so bad but if feels so good. Oh, wait, that's Samantha Fox. Well, they're clones.
KitKat!
(nice tits, by the way)
those are more like gallon jugs than milkbags!
Used....EW!
The word used and dildo shouldn't be in the same sentence unless you already own the dildo.
my husband walked by and did a triple take and 'what the fuck are you doing?' I was laughing to hard to answer him
KitKat, that's hawt! My BDBF hates D and I love taunting him when I'm on here!
i hope to never see Pumpkin on tv again!
Cripes kitkat - those things are lethal! Or is it Letha?
mia - love that av!
had to get a license to carry these things around...my eyes are getting tired looking at them
KiKat, that's not really you, is it?
mia - love that av!
LA | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 6:27 pm | #
Merci - my bitching yesterday got me motivated to change the chocolate rabbit to something with a lower IQ.
Mia, you can't get any lower of an IQ than Bush! Unless it's a sand flea.
ew is she knocked up!?
StoneyBaloney aka Paris Sucks
Why don't you continue to work instead of wasting your employers time you lazy slack-off.
Why don't you continue to work instead of wasting your employers time you lazy slack-off.
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:41 pm
How about you STFO. Until you can use punctuation correctly, stay away. Oh and Stoney puts up with a lot of crap, so you need to crap in your hat and wear it backwards.
F-U-G-L-Y!!! How Scary!
puuuuuke
She looks like a second-rate porn queen. Nasty!
Fuck, where do I start. I don't know what's worse, her damn crow's feet, her yellow teeth, her nasty ass hair, or her trying to be sexy. Also if what New York says is true about her having shit breath, she's one gross human being.
i still remember Jade!
Maybe she's realted to Flava Flav cause's she's wearing a big stupid clock around her neck like he does
What is this loser up to now? And where is New York?
testing
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
gross
here's her # 408-561-9530
ny posted it as a bulliten on myspace haha what a classy bitch
The only thing she needs around her neck is a flea collar and a mini roach house tucked in her vagina.The clock on her says her 15 min. are up,she can now use the rope to hang herself.I can see she's slurpping the sticky residue Flava flave left behind.She probably stinks like a rotten pumpkin too
You know, that's how Britney's going to look like.
I wonder wtf New YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK! is doing.
MK, you totally got her myspace bulletin today about like 8 or 12 or 16 friends, didn't you?
i thought she had a girlfriend?
Why don't you continue to work instead of wasting your employers time you lazy slack-off.
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:41 pm
and what the hell are YOU doing here????????
and assholepie, so did i!!!
love the way she spits at New York!--GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
sunny
hell yeah, that was such THE best kodak moment!!!!!! hey, did you guys see the "new york's greatest spits" on youtube.com? i think MK posted the link, but here it is for those who want to seee it....actually, you NEED to, trust me, i laughed thru the entire thing!http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&
v=Okhl_fOHUpI
get ready to laugh!!!!
That bitch had better "ride the wave," now. Her thirty seconds of fame is almost up. If I was New York, I'd still be looking to whoop this bitch's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN!
One day I saw her in a sandwich shop in bakersfield. She got fired as a substitute high school teacher.
there should be a surreal life with pumkin, new york, omarosa, janice dickinson, britney spears, shar jackson, madonna and Mariah carey. it would be titled the surreal life, white trash hos vs straight up ghetto skanks. That shit would be the bomb and ratings would set records for that shit!!!!
trash bag.
doesn't this trollop teach children?
isn't this chick a lez???
SHAQUANDRA said it best.... lol
I LOVE HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slut.
Is she selling her ass on the streets yet?
Is she selling her ass on the streets yet?- bam
I hope not bam- she would probably be a sad-ass hooker, like New York is now. Bitch probably doesn't get any business. Who would want to fuck shrek???
did someone forget to tell her that a donut on her chin would change the age on her face.
lol...who the hell? she needs to get beat down again. that was some funny stuff. lol.
She sho0uld be a porn star!!!
Don't even lie...you know you remember 
she's sucking in her belly and it still sticks out? ponderous.
OMG Shaquandra. but who would win?
who?
she lives in my town and the newspaper is always writing storys about her. last one i read she lost her job because she was to much of a distraction to her students. i think she was a substitute teacher.
amanda are you serious??!!!
anyone else notice that her teeth are the same color as the yellow background? i wonder if that was done on purpose for coordination
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