He may be a grower.
wow that is small and first?
ewwwwww is it hooded?
Im first!
Just a good reason to debut my new gravatar... How perfect is this?
WOAH!!! What's the matter with it!!!????
I'll take it. Unlike some of you gals, I've never had kids so my pussy isn't stretched out. I don't have that "Grand Canyon" effect.
;o)
My God...he's so hot, even with no dick, I'd hump the spot where it's supposed to be.
parisite hilton's is still bigger
oh...
*looks around*
so, that's small, huh?
you guys would consider that a small one?
yeah, you guys are right, that is TOTALLY small!
*clears throat*
totally kidding...my penis is really, really, seriously really big.
seriously.
really.
Oh yeah....
FIRST, BITCHES!!!!!
Is anyone else having issues with the home page loading?
He is so cute but what a sad little wee he has. Too bad.
ewwwww its tiny and shriveled. Sorry Christian that was a BIG (or not so big) disappointment
*ahem* Allow me to introduce myself, vickster. I'm a mom via c-section and in no way, shape or form is my cooter stretched out to "grand canyon" proportions. Quite frankly, I can crack walnuts in it. thankyouverymuch.
So what's wrong with being hooded?
He could be a grower... A friend of mine is about 2 inches soft, 8 hard.
tim | 06.02.06 - 6:07 pm | #
Prico showed us his.....so.....
tim | 06.02.06 - 6:07 pm |
I don't think this one is small by any means, just looks odd.
What a pity. He's so hot. perhaps he has a great technique. I'd hit it.
Look at his upper body! Dude's a grower. I'd fucking hit that HARD!
That is not a penis I'd wrap my mouth around.
A dissent: I don't think it's small. As someone posted above, maybe he's a grower, and in those photos, it's not even at half-mast. I think men who disparage the average-sized penis as too small have that Penis Dysmorphic Disorder.
I will bet he is a grower...just a little strange looking, but I can just imagine what talent he has with it.
Id hit it for sure. I bet it's pretty pleasing once it gets going.
Look at his upper body! Dude's a grower. I'd fucking hit that HARD!
LA | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 6:11 pm |
What does that have to do with it? LOL
Oh now that is just too sad.
*shaking head and reaching for crack pipe*
He looks cut, just looks like the doctor didn't cut enough.
I bet it looks *odd* because he looks too muscley and bare and slippery and is holding what looks like a powersaw, which is not sexy.
my pookie, i'll show you prico's...
hang on...let me unlock the heart locket i wear around my neck and scan the photo into my computer...
ps-christian is also covered in blood and standing around naked on the set for a couple fo hours.
were i to be messing around with christian bale, that dick would not deter me from enjoying the hell out of it.
He's yumilicious! But remember the last time MK posted topless pics of him we noticed he had nipples like parislut's eyes?
tim | 06.02.06 - 6:07 pm | #
WHIP IT OUT, we'll tell you, HONESTLY
I think ANYONE'S weiner would look...odd....covered in spattered blood - I'd hit it, HARD HARD HARD, especially if he spoke with that accent the whole time......LOVE me some Bale.........
It looks like it could be a fatty when it grows, though, and those are always more fun.
guess he isn't jewish
He's alright... not as good as the nude pictures I got this morning of Rockmond Dunbar, but he's ok, I guess.
the skin around it is wierd!
i think it looks perfectly fine. Perhaps a little misshaped. Did he shave his pubes?
You people who think he's small watch too much porn!
You bitches are WAY too analytical!
alright, y'all, peace in your various creases...
bye.
this has been a GREAT day. It's Friday, the rain held out on my way home, AND I got to see Xtian Bale naked
A fine day, indeed....
Bye tim.
alright, y'all, peace in your various creases...
bye.
tim | 06.02.06 - 6:19 pm | #
wait, where's the penis? I thought you were gonna whip it out so we could "boost" your self esteem? 
First off he's uncut, but that's neither here nor there. As far as his size, I'm not sure how big a dick you sick bastards need. I'd like to go to the adult toy store and buy one of those humongous 3 ft long weiners they all seem to have on the counter and shove it up your asses. MK's is such a slut he'd probably swallow it whole.
tim | 06.02.06 - 6:15 pm |
I have it on my desktop and framed on my wall at home.
over my bed that is....
I'd like to go to the adult toy store and buy one of those humongous 3 ft long weiners they all seem to have on the counter and shove it up your asses.
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:21 pm | #
Um, so what's stopping you?
Hey, isn't he British or something? Do they still leave boys uncircumsized? I only ask that cuz that is what I have heard.
What's the fuss about? My hubby's only about 4 inches in its soft state, but when its hard he's packin' a good 8-1/2 inches...when it counts.(yeah we measured it lol) I don't understand why anyone expects a dick to look like its fully erect all the time.
bye tim!
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:21 pm
Come on over here, bitch and I'll core your dirtstar with a 3 footer. STFO!
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:21 pm | #
yowza!
.(yeah we measured it lol)
Eva | 06.02.06 - 6:24 pm | #
been there!
I agree with everyone on the growing thing...my bf when he's soft isn't that impressive. But, when he gets going he's a good size. I've never measured it, but I don't need to either!
guess he isn't jewish
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:16 pm | #
His name is Christian so doubtful!
I agree with Noni, he may be a grower.
Dayum, I always thought Batman was packing...
Well. It's only fair. You can't have it all, can you?
Someone will just have to love him for who he is as a person.
That looks like my 2 year old's pee pee
www.shellslinkdump.blogspot.com
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:21 pm
BTW, what makes you think MK swallows, stupid?
don't forget the camera adds 10 lbs... it's really smaller than that. I'd still do him,loved him since he was a kid...
I'm going with it was chilly 
I don't care what you say, that's a small peepee, if he's at a comfortable temp (I don't watch porn, I haven't had kids, or TONS of sex so I'm not stretched out) K?
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:21 pm
How many of those do you own?
Is he completely shaven?
MK, you are such a catty size queen.
I mean, that thing is gotta be over 8" when it gets cranked up .
Kinda hard (pardon the pun) to maintain a boner swinging a chainsaw covered in blood , no?
I LOVE uncut guys, the dick is in its own natural juicy state.
I mean you dont have to hit it MK, too many other people would be more than happy to do it to it.
That's so cocky...
i'm having issues & tissues w/the main page
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:21 pm
That's generous of you - you first and last though.
MK, too many other people would be more than happy to do it to it.
Grower Not A Show -er | 06.02.06 - 6:31 pm
Ugh. Not I.
Ditto, Mousie. I prefer latin meat.
Is that your family in the picture on your website, shell?
personally I LIKES it - A LOT - all shaven & attached to Christian Bale - and I HONESTLY don't think it's that's small, esp. since it's not erect
NOW - if it was THAT SIZE ERECT....well, I'd still hit it, but I'd just have to keep reminding myself *you're fucking Christian Bale! you're fucking Christian Bale! you're fucking Christian Bale! you're fucking Christian Bale! *
that's a shame
I'm with you Jenner. I think it was MJF up at the top that said she would hit it even if the dick wasn't there she would hit where it was supposed to be! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
HE'S CHRISTIAN FUCKING BALE! That's the only reason I bought Batman Returns! My BF thinks I just like the movie! No! It's got HIM in it! Now I'm gonna go buy this!
prico - Latin meat is the hawtest!
jenner - um............
whatever, I heard Madeleine Albright is hung as an arabian horse so that makes it for me
WOW! that's teeny...we've been spoiled by Prico!
That's because you haven't seen sammy's 9.5 fat inches.
I lurve tim. I know all you bitches do too, I'm just saying.
my fucking avatar finally works YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH =D
When did prico show it off?? I keep hearing about this but it must have been some random day when I was working when I should have been...
It's soft for god's sake! Give him a break.
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 6:36 pm | #
what the hell was that movie...Swing Kids? Whatever the hell it was, he was in it, he was youg, I was young, he was HAWT, our eyes met across the room, he took my hand and led my upstairs..........
*shakes head*
what I meant to say was I've loved him ever since I was a teenager (except in The Machinist - the ONE movie I did NOT like him in
SAmmy?????? as in "lewis the cat av"???????????
who's prico?, is he hung?
SAmmy?????? as in "lewis the cat av"???????????
sunny | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 6:41 pm |
One and the same.
alosha | 06.02.06 - 6:39 pm | #
alosha!!!!!! you got your avvie! yay!
we have images of otters like that at work...wait.......where did you get that pic? *reports avvie for copyright infringement*
That's because you haven't seen sammy's 9.5 fat inches.
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 6:39 pm
That's cuz you won't share, bitch!
Mia, prico is mighty hung. He had a brain fart and posted his homepage twice. We all drooled and slurped. Now we just daydream cuz he doesn't like cooters.
he doesn't like cooters.
Mousie Says MJF IS a Bushwacke | 06.02.06 - 6:42 pm |
LOL!!! Sorry...
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 6:42 pm | #
prico, if you keep being all modest about your penis, you're gonna force me to dig out that pic from my favourites & post it..........
WoW Prico! I've seen sammy's pic I think...didn't expect that from him though...hahaha!!!!!
He's still fucking hot - I don't think he's that small - who knows if he grows and uncut meat is *way* better!
Oh yeah, swing kids....ahhhhhh. Empire of the Sun was good too, but he was way too young and I can't watch it now cuz I have dirty thoughts about Christian and when I watch it I feel guilty about the dirty thoughts I have had of him as an adult and I see him as a kid....
I'm rambling now.....
Wasn't he in Troy?
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 6:39 pm
I think we should have a day where all at once you guys show them off and we all have a good look once and for all.
did Sammy post pics of his peen, too?!?!?!?!?
*demands pics*
omg, grrrooosss. it's so diminutive, like a yoghurt pot or something. and it's a really weird colour. it's, like, purple.
did anyone see him in Portrait of a Lady? he was so cute in that. cuter than in american phsyco (ahem)
I think we should have a day where all at once you guys show them off and we all have a good look once and for all.
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 6:44 pm | #
this will be the second petition I've signed today....
OH! You know what else I loved him in.....Little women!
I will sign any penis picture petition out there and I authorize you to put my name down for me in my absence Jenner!
jenner - I have a big collection of otter pics. they're my (and my husband's) favorite since we spent time at the monterey bay aquarium. I have some up on my myspace page even.
this will be the second petition I've signed today....
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 6:45 pm |
The first one was for me to become straight. Good luck with that one too, lol.
which will now be my posted homepage! heh.
did Sammy post pics of his peen, too?!?!?!?!?
*demands pics*
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 6:44 pm | #
Goddammit! I want to see sammy's peen! Who do I have to blow to see that shit?
The first one was for me to become straight. Good luck with that one too, lol.
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 6:47 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I don't know...a lot of those that look small get a LOT bigger when they're hard...THOSE are the best. The *surprise* factor!
Off topic: I just saw a thing on the news about this group of women who have scheduled c-sections so they don't have their babies on 6/6/06. Jesus.
And sign my name on the peen petition!
OMG My Christian!!! I love him, even without a dick, I don't care, I love him.
I'm afraid sammy's husbear may have gotten pissed at him for sending out their video...
6-6-06??? I heard the end of the world was supposed to be 6-9-06 as well. Party on!
THOSE SCENES WERE NOT CUT! They were in the movie. He looks pretty good. Hey it's cold.
I will sign any penis picture petition out there and I authorize you to put my name down for me in my absence Jenner!
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 6:47 pm | #
done!!!!
prico -there was a VIDEO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
prico, what will it take for you to become hetero? I got loot. Come on. How much?
sammy's husbear might be pissed at that!
Looks like a grower to me AND with the added bonus of being uncut, he has knocked Anderson Cooper off my top 5 list. Unless it involes a 3 way with AC's boy toy.
jenner - I have a big collection of otter pics. they're my (and my husband's) favorite since we spent time at the monterey bay aquarium. I have some up on my myspace page even.
alosha | 06.02.06 - 6:47 pm | #
the otter pics we have at work are some of THE cutest animal pics ever!!!!!!!!!!
We even have those swimming 2 at a time pics like your avvie - HOW FRICKIN' CUTE IS THAT!!!!!!! *cries*
Could be a grower. Flacid is NEVER a good indicator of how hung a guy is (EVER EVER EVER).
Besides, the man is so beautiful, he could be packing a tic tac and I wouldn't care.
Not gonna happen, Mousie... I'm too old to "experiment". Not to mention I hate cleaning vomit.
The first one was for me to become straight. Good luck with that one too, lol.
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 6:47 pm | #
actually, the first one was to ban men from wearing Richard Simmons-type short shorts....but hell I'll sign the Make Prico Dig Cooter one too *signs*
Prico...there's video????? Hmmmmm....Do you think we could bribe him?
He's alright... not as good as the nude pictures I got this morning of Rockmond Dunbar, but he's ok, I guess.
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 6:16 pm | #
Emmm... nude pics of C-Note??? I want some!!! Share with a fellow Rican, Prico.
Besides, the man is so beautiful, he could be packing a tic tac and I wouldn't care.
Brianne | 06.02.06 - 6:54 pm | #
COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE. Have I mentioned yet how much I love this man?
Hey, that's up to sammy...
Emmm... nude pics of C-Note??? I want some!!! Share with a fellow Rican, Prico.
Alpha Writing Prico's Addy | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 6:56 pm |
LOL... None of them are frontal, but he sure does look damn good...
He's still hot though that movie is fucking scary but in a good way.
" *ahem* Allow me to introduce myself, vickster. I'm a mom via c-section and in no way, shape or form is my cooter stretched out to "grand canyon" proportions. Quite frankly, I can crack walnuts in it. thankyouverymuch.
MJF wants a bushwhacker | 06.02.06 - 6:09 pm "
I love your Gravatar.
sincerely,
tight pussy
prico - have you ever been with a chick? You know, we do give great head!
For god's sake, he is swinging a chainsaw around, if i had 'junk' im sure it would shrivel up and hide if i was playing with industrial weaponry. And by the way, you ridiculously stupid American idiots, the fact that his name is Christian has no reference to his religious preferences.
prico - have you ever been with a chick? You know, we do give great head!
Mousie Says MJF IS a Bushwacke | 06.02.06 - 6:58 pm |
Nope.
IT's Still Bigger Than Brad Pitts
"you ridiculously stupid American idiots"
I wonder where you're from.
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:58 pm | #
I actually agree with the first part of your post, but then you had to go and fuck it up. *Sigh*
For god's sake, he is swinging a chainsaw around, if i had 'junk' im sure it would shrivel up and hide if i was playing with industrial weaponry. And by the way, you ridiculously stupid American idiots, the fact that his name is Christian has no reference to his religious preferences.
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:58 pm | #
well, I was with you up until the nastiness started...I'm not even American and I find that pretty harsh & unneccessary......
finally!
oh and Christian Bale does have ALOT of charm--that's for sure!
FUCK BLUE ROSE - we're up to about 16 beers I think!
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:02 pm | #
*hic*
He's Hawt
And by the way, you ridiculously stupid American idiots, the fact that his name is Christian has no reference to his religious preferences.
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:58 pm
You really think we believed that? Now who's an idiot?
prico - PLEASE!?
What its soft!?!?, You know that sucker grows, alot of these British dudes are packing some meat!
Stop complaining, people! Most penis' while flaccid are small, but when the mojo gets going, they grow. For example, my boyfriend's private part, flaccid, is small, but then, magic, it's big and thick. I'm a lucky girl.
*grain of salt*
Irrelevant.
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:58 pm | #
One person said a comment like that and you assume 1) everyone on here is American 2) That everyone is assuming his religion
I think this thread is a "WE LOVE CHRISTIAN" thread so fuck off.
the length of the dick when flaccid is inversely proportional to length when erect. as in, shorter when soft, longer when hard.
Pookie *snarggles*
OMG I totally fucked a carrot looking at this, I'm a food fucker.
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:10 pm | #
Why did that make me think-"Shut your fucking face, carrot fucker!" Damn South Park!
I'm looking at Mousies cuke and thinkin' I need to stop at the grocery store on the way home personally......
I'm not going to complain cause I'm sure it gets bigger than that and Christian is hot as hell. I'm sure all of you would do him if you could...regardless of his penis size.
HAHAHA carrot fucker!!
I gotta go now, by blue Rose and everyone.
Mira | 06.02.06 - 7:12 pm | #
Well, that goes without saying.
Puleeze! I don't care what his package looks like I would definitely work with whatever he has!
That is SO photoshopped!
GOD I HATE un-circumcised cock!
FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL... None of them are frontal, but he sure does look damn good...
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 6:57 pm | #
Oh well, I'll search around the net for those. That guy's HOTTER THAN HELL.
Oh, and to any of those signing peen petitions, add my name. How come I missed the day Prico decided to show the world what he's got? I ALWAYS miss the important stuff. Not fair! 
Um... from my poll about 20% of the people here have said they wouldn't hit it because of the dick. That means he's pretty popular. So why are all this people getting their panties in a bunch?
I wouldn't hit it. But not because of the dick. His face/body/hair doesn't do anything for me.
Bye Daya!
Alpha Michelle: Email me at pricolatino at hotmail. I'll send you the pics.
Bye Carrot Fucker! Oops, I mean Daya!
Bye Daya!
Pookie - my cuke is so hot. Everyone wants to share.
You like the chunky guys huh prico???
Yes mousie....
*dirty thoughts*
OH GOD DAMMIT WHY AM I AT WORK?
You like the chunky guys huh prico???
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 7:15 pm |
Some. I'm more about little details than about overall picture. There are very skinny guys I love. But I do prefer some heft.
I don't think I've said it in about 20 minutes or so so it's time again
I *heart* Christian Bale......
That doesn't look small to me.. it's not even hard in those pics. It looks like it gets huge, actually.
But still... kinda ew for some reason.
He's not attractive to me at all.
I think the anti-American anon summed it up. He IS holding a chainsaw, and is covered in fake blood, which has to be cold. I'm surprised it didn't dissapear completely like a frightened turtle.
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 7:15 pm | #
Dammit, my Gmail's not opening! I'll email you as soon as it decides to load.
Un-cirumcized men DO NOT do it for me...........IT OUTTA BE A LAW!!!!!!
That's it, I'm going to the produce section and getting a cuke (in honor of mousie *smiles*), going home, watching batman returns and bangin' the hell out of my BF. Maybe we can come up with something creative for the cuke *winks at prico*
better be bigger than my Jeff Stryker dildo...
I think he's cute.I'd do him.
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 7:22
*pookie detours from grocery store to adult store across the street and buys jeff stryker dildo*
*winks*
God I love Vegas.
OMG!!! I think this is FAKE...his C*ck is a about 10 shades darker than the rest of his body...TOTALLY Fake...I would do him regarless how tiny he is...I would just sit on it.
I am a total sap, but yeah, otters ARE the cutest. thanks, jenner.
Why fake? I'm light tan colored with a black cock.
Oh shit, did I just say that? LOL
It's not small it's called average and most guys have sizes like that, expect for me of course 
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 7:26 pm | #
Didn't look black to me, lol.
IT'S NOT FAKE!!!!! HE'S COVERED IN BLOOD PEOPLE!!!!!
Black? I thought it was just the lighting Prico????
otters are the shit.
It's pretty dark... but I had just come back from Miami in those pictures, so I had a deep tan.
Youri | 06.02.06 - 7:27 pm | #
And Prico, and Sammy, and Tim.....
Oh and Damien!!!! But he's not around so much but when he is.....
He's hot. When a dick is flaccid you can't tell how big it is, it can be small flaccid and stay small hard just like it can be small flaccid and big hard.
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 7:29 pm
I was watching a movie with my mom one time, and I said "Is that Peter Green?"-Zed from Pulp Fiction- and my mom chirped up "No it's just the way the light's shining on it." God, I love my mom.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe he's a grower not a shower.
Oh lord! That sounds like something my mom would say!!!!
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 7:29 pm
once again, i miss stuff you post? what am i doing wrong? *cutting skin*
I haven't posted anything, Mousie. I was talking about the pics in my site.
Yeah and I can't get on now. It sys I need to register with gaydar! prico, I know I stalk you on D but I seriously don't mean any harm!
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 7:31 pm | #
ROTFLMAO Poor mom! Bet she turned all red after she knew what you were talking about. Awww!
Oh, and Prico, it's Friday. Get your link up! We need some entertainment here!
LOL, sorry... I didn't know it was protected.
My fiance is a grower and from the looks of his, I'm sure he's a grower too, besides he isn't horny so it's just normal. BTW he's probably more package then some of the other actors I heard. He can have me any day.
Alpha Michelle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:45 pm | #
Hell, I was talking about an actor, SHE'S the one making dick jokes!
*wipes tears*
It shouldn't be blocked, Mousie.
I am a total sap, but yeah, otters ARE the cutest. thanks, jenner.
alosha | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:26 pm | #
I'm a STUPIDLY sappy sap when it comes to animals! I think strangers think I'm "special" because I smile and talk to all the animals I see on the street - whether it be their dogs they're walking, squirrels, what have you
OMG! When I was in Alberta, we went exploring in the woods and came upon a beaver dam! We sat there for hours watching them build their dam! It was the cutest thing ever!
WOOP! prico - I was messing up! *dancing and hoping Rey comes hone soon!*
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 7:52 pm
animals rule!
For all you size-queens hiprocrites out there. Tell me you wouldn't put it your mouth if it's dangling in front of you even if it's soft and odd looking like that...
Not to mention swallowing his come or taking a facial..
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 7:52 pm | #
aw man, I would have CRIED. For real, even happy animal stuff makes me cry *takes more meds*
For all you size-queens hiprocrites out there. Tell me you wouldn't put it your mouth if it's dangling in front of you even if it's soft and odd looking like that...
Jinx | 06.02.06 - 7:58 pm | #
Not to mention swallowing his come or taking a facial..
Jinx | 06.02.06 - 8:00 pm | #
I'M SURE I've said this already, but yes, I 100% agree with you, I would so all those things you said and more
i would just like to say that i love you, michael k. i swear to god you make me laugh out loud at least five times a day and that's saying something. C'MON PEOPLE GIVE THE LOVE TO MICHAEL AND BUY HIM THE DAMN PACIFIER!! I'LL PUT IN $25.
For all you size-queens hiprocrites out there. Tell me you wouldn't put it your mouth if it's dangling in front of you even if it's soft and odd looking like that...
Jinx | 06.02.06 - 7:58 pm |
Again, no.
harrietthespy | 06.02.06 - 8:05 pm | #
Wrong post, Harriet, lol.
there are 2 sides to every story and i'd certainly hit the other side of this one.
You've got mail, Prico!
got it!
no likey teeny peens!
Rockmond should be on his way to you, PRAM!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! *drooling* Yippeeeeeeeee!
I LOVE YOU, Prico. You are an angel, and that guy's SEX-AY!! *Teary Eyed* Thank you!
Hehehe, you're welcome.
He does have a face only a mother could love...
So he better call me mami! LOL
little! and that's with the 10 lbs added by the camera!
The perfect size. And I know it gets bigger when erect, I've seen those little beauties grow and grow and grow. Add the muscles and the handsome face: perfect package.
Plus: his stepmom is Gloria Steinem. Dinner table convos must be fascinating at Casa Bale, hunnies.
What a bunch of bitches! The guy is very handsome, and I'm sure he has no problems with the penis. I'd marry him, but I'm taken by another hotty. I'm sure most of you who are bashing him are single...and this is why.
Ok, I'm sorry, but all during that awful Batman movie that guy looked like George Bush. That is NOT sexy, I don't care how hung/unhung he is.
Oh goddamit, prico, you really hate me that much?
What a bunch of bitches! The guy is very handsome, and I'm sure he has no problems with the penis. I'd marry him, but I'm taken by another hotty. I'm sure most of you who are bashing him are single...and this is why.
Steve | 06.02.06 - 9:00 pm
HAHAHAHA! In whose dreams?
nice foreskin..he's def. a grower
maybe it's a chode
maybe he's just skoshee
Chode?
chode is when a dick is thicker than it is long
thanks spin. Learned my something new for today.
skoshee is japanese for little dick
pronounced SKOshee
in case you want to use it!
wow, and I learned another something new. I'm over the quota for the day...LOL
ko ni-chee wa, bitches!!
what up homie!
(in japanese that means pussy!)
Besides, the man is so beautiful, he could be packing a tic tac and I wouldn't care.
Brianne | 06.02.06 - 6:54 pm | #
That mental image made me giggle like a tabloid whore on crack.
spin, you hosehead!
spin, you hosehead!
Mousie McFartsicle
yes i am! thanks for noticing!
i won't pull this up at work....
oh yeah...bad idea for work...
but he's skoshee
you dumbass he isn't hard in those pictures. It's still in it's turtle phase. I bet you it is huge with awaken
That mental image made me giggle like a tabloid whore on crack.
Larilee | 06.02.06 - 9:32 pm | #
and that sentence made ME giggle like I'm on the short bus to hell
spin, you hosehead!
Mousie McFartsicle
yes i am! thanks for noticing!
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:38 pm
lol
American Psycho had some killer music in it.
He looks great to me and kind of big for not being erect.
proabably a grower and besides...it's not the size of the wand but the magic in it that counts
Ohshee means tastes good in Japanese.
I think it is just 'shrinkage'. He looks quite normal to me. He's not even semi-chub (thanks to Prico for new term) so it isn't fair to size him up.
YOU WOULD HIT ANYTHING THAT HAS A HEAD.
Good night girls.. Sorry you all don't have anything to do... I must Go Out.. Sleep tight..
Speaking of "hooded" check out www.sexylabia.com and you will freak out.........that is some crazy-ass shit!
Dude, it's flaccid. I agree that he may be a grower.
I suck it like a popsicle until the creamy center squirted in my mouth.
He looks tasty to me. Shoot, if you guys and ladies don't want him, I'll take him! That's just more for me.
*wraps herself around Mr. Yummy and growls in warning at her competition*
Eh, I've had worse.
that's him soft and you say it's small? ?? it gets bigger when he's hard, i'm sure.
Why are dicks so damn ugly. It's just so sick. Sucks to be a straight girl
ha, do u guys remember him in swing kids? he played the kid who turned nazi? haha he was so tiny and skinny in that movie :')
He's still hot. I'd do him.
Thanks for being like... 6 years late to notice Christian's soft cock.
Better late than never though, right?
HE'S CHRISTIAN FUCKING BALE! That's the only reason I bought Batman Returns! My BF thinks I just like the movie! No! It's got HIM in it! Now I'm gonna go buy this!
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That's it, I'm going to the produce section and getting a cuke (in honor of mousie *smiles*), going home, watching batman returns and bangin' the hell out of my BF. Maybe we can come up with something creative for the cuke *winks at prico*
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Why is this retard calling it Batman Returns?
It's like.. Batman Begins.
Girl probably doesn't even own it.. let alone seen it.
I had sex with a guy who started like that and ended up really long and thicker than my wrist. I wanna believe he's a grower.
silly faggot, he just got out of the shower
i think it's pretty thick actually, though not as thick as the chainsaw. i bet both the chainsaw and him would be loads bigger when aroused, or at least doable.
Great body. Just because it's smaller when flaccid doesn't mean it stays that way when it's hard.
I once saw a glossy monthly mag which listed stars that are huge. So I told a female friend about who were listed. Her response? Gad, they sure are some ugly guys! Out of courtesy, I won't mention those celebrities.
Also, some of those big dicks are ugly as can be, while growers retain their smoothness, and are slicker.
M.K, Thanks for ruining a girls Dream... You MEANIE!!!
He's still hot...
That is SO not cut. Ick.
What's this Prico thing about?!
what's prico?
Dunno, only thing I heard is some huge dick or something.
I vote for "grower."
I THINK HE'S A GROWER
I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE. AT FIRST I WAS SCARED BY THAT SHIT BUT ONCE I STARTED STROKING IT, BITCH GREW LONG LIKE PINOCIO OR SOMETHING........OOPS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
ANYWAYZ MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT DICK LIKE THAT GROWS.
his mess is THICK, and I bet it grows!!
The motion of the ocean baby! I'd do him.
gross that little shriveled sausage looks absolutly nast. it really looks like a shriveled up mini-link. even has that crusty, greasy quality. this guy needs to work on that area. give it a good scrub for christ sake.
if he's going to be flapping it around like that, scrub the fuckin thing already. jesus.
He's hot, those arms, those abs....
His dick is probably an average 6 inches hard but hey that's enough. If your hole is so stretched out that only a monster porn star cock will satisfy you well, that's much grosser than an average sized tallywhacker.
i'm also betting that things grows to a nice size, plus it looks pretty thick. i'd take it!
All you size queens need to knock it off.......who wants to sit on a coke-can of a cock?!?! Certaninly not me!
what a let-down.... i may cry- hes a hot psycho in that movie no wonder they cut out those scenes. a bugger dick would have been left in.
I love this man.. he does not look too small.. Oh Mr.Bale
Spare me the "all small dicks are growers" crap! Sometimes, a small dick is a small dick!
And there have been small dicks that can dial me right in, and there have big King Kong dicks that leave me hanging.........so it isn't always the kilbasa that does the job.
I don't want the kilbasa, and I don't want the Vienna Sausage.....just something in between and somebody who knows how to operate their unit!
Sheesh, people, doncha know that when you're shooting a movie ya don't let your dingaling just flop around in the breeze? ya wear a flesh-tone tube-sock thingy. take off that groin girdle, warm up the room, and apply proper stimulation, and he'll be 'man' enough for any of ya. but especially for me, so back off beeyotches.
Wow, if I had a dick that small, I'd kill myself.
ewwww...small and not cut!!!
teeny weeny
He's hot but that movie made me hurl.
wow, he's not circumsized is he? I actually think he's pretty hot, so I'd still hit it!
wow that is unfortunate.
I heard that gays who are used to huge cocks wind up wanting their partners to put their arm up their butt.
I used to work in an emergency room, and we'd get occasional cases like the old man who put a long stick up his butt, and the muscle action pulled it out his grip.
So be careful about what you worship!
He's definitely a grower. Probably an 8 incher afterwards.
Then all the other guys who kept on saying he's 'small' will cry and go for an op to have a 'grower' penis afterwards. :D
woot.. Hail Bale!!!
Naw, I'm not clicking the link. I don't want to ruin it.
I want it. It's like a tootsie roll. You can roll it around your tongue or something.
I bet it grows to a niner. Like past his belly button and shit.
Whatever, I want it.
It's not small really. It probably looks funny because it's a still frame and he's caught in mid-action with the chainsaw...I'm sure he's AT LEAST average hard. And who really cares?
Whatever you do, don't see him in "The Machinist". He lost 63 pounds for the role and he is much scarier skinny-skinny than he is short-cocked.
screw y'all. i'd mouth that fat pickle all day, every day. all dick is good dick... especially Christian Bale dick.
lol omg...well maybe he needs to be in the mood for it to get bigger....there have been guys who have surprised me with that lol. thought it was small but it really wasnt in action yet hahaha, this is such a dirty post.
Christian Bale is so fine, and I really agree that his dick would be a good size erect.
However... it looks like he doesn't have any balls. WTF?
Have you guys never been around dick? For soft cock this looks gooood.. this would be at least 8" hard.
I think his dick erect will be fine, yeah is not big but I mean he is Cristhian Bale and I love him sence a lot of time, and hee is sooooooooo hottttttttt!!! Got to love the boy!
that Shit Looks Odd and its SMALL!
OMG, that's so gross, he's not circumsized, like omg!!!!!!!!!
[snort]
Yeah, I'm all for requiring my men to have operations against their consent when they are young, an operation that only really serves to remove nerve endings and further idiot stereotyping against natural cock. If any of you had ever bothered to get over your ridiculous prejudices against uncut men, you'd realize that uncircumsized dicks are rather fun to play with.
To each their own Amanda... to each their own.
Hey Amanda,
All the pro-natural (un-circumcision ppl) never warn of the ill-effects of non-circumcision.
Well my two boys suffered immersurably because we didn't get them "done". In 1993 and 1996 everybody was on the non-circumcision bandwagon, and we decided to not do it to our boys, as we viewed it as "un-necessary" too.....well that was a BIG GARGANTUAN MISTAKE! The 13 year old had nothing but urinary tract infections on and off for 10 years and the foreskin would not pull back at all. Our middle boy was 7 and had similar probs. We HAD to get them circumcized and it was a full-on operation and nightmare.
Then all of hubby's male friends came out of the woodwork and regailed us with their horror stories of having to have it done (some of them) as grown men.
Yeah, you Granola people never warn about the misshaps of not doing it, only that it is "un-natural". Well if we would have had our boys done when they were newborns, they never would have been so damn traumatized, as that to me is more un-natural.
That is all.......
to be fair when my bf isnt looking his best he is about the same however at the important moments he is 8" and quite wide...
Are you crazy? I bet that thing gets nice and fat.
Nice body but small pecker!
who won? hoopz or new york?
Have you guys never been around dick?
Goddamn, that's funny. I bet he knows how to use it, though.
Again with my hospital tech observations: Those who had a history of accomodating huge dicks had a harder time with bowel movements, as they got older. Some lost control of their ability to reach the bathroom in time. The muscles down there became so weak. Very embarrassing, to say the least. But we kept our opinions to ourselves, then.
Do gay guys have an obsession with big penises? seriously, do they have something against average penises?
Looks like my boyfriend's penis! Yes, it's average size(5.5 inches) but it doesn't matter to me cause he knows what he's doing. And I don't want a big ol penis anyway-they freak me out. Plus smaller guys make up for it with more energy. Christian Bale is STILL hott.
It looks more like 5 to 6 inches hard. Trust me, I know. But what's the big deal?? I'm sure he knows how to satisfy a girl. Guys with big cocks are overly cocky. Smaller guys are kinkier and want to please more! I'd take the average size over bigger any day.
That's a disturbing dick! It's small, discolored and uncut.
And what's with the genital warts on the area above the disturbing dick?
Christian Bale was cute when he was a kid in Empire of the Sun and Henry the V. I don't dig him as an adult though. Just too intense and now this...his disturbing dick.
Looks like he's got some good girth on it but then i don't think it's that small, seriously have you guys only ever had an erection shoved in your face? Who cares how big it is when it's limp? I'm anti circumcision too, why do women make comments on it? Seriously if a guy said ''wow you have such a flabby labia, you should really get it cut'' you wouldn't be happy with that right?
VooDooVixen-VV's Future Bride | 06.03.06 - 9:49 pm | #
Fair point but bad things can happen to any part of the body and you can't remove everything that could be a problem in the future.
I feel the same as you do Amanda. I've known men who had to be circumsized later on (as a young adult) and HATED how it felt when they were healed and could have sex. My hubby is English and he's uncut and I fuckin LOVE it! It feels WAY better then any cut cock I've had. Dont knock it until you've tried it ladies!
VooDooVixon...yeah their can be problems, but lets consider how many countries DO NOT circumsize their boys. A LOT! Do you think if there were loads of boys having adverse problems because of their foreskin being intact that they would have given up the natural way and begun circumsizing them all? Given the way men feel about their cocks...you bet they would!
It's a part of the body that can be affected like any other. If it's taken care of properly it should be fine. Sometimes even with good care it still causes problems...that's just bad luck.
the problem with uncircumcized men is the stink factor of the smegna underneath the foreskin when you're blowing them....even when they've cleaned their dick it doesn't take long for that pesky smegna to form.
LMAO @ your utter stupidity smegma!!
"Cheese dick" or "smegma" does not occur a couple hours after they've showered. And another thing...their cock or groin area doesn't smell any worse then a man who as been circumsized. It's ALL about personal hygiene.
Get a clue smegma!
LMAO @ me for calling you smegma INSTEAD of smegna! Sorry...LoL!
I'm with vickster up there #3--unlike most sluts on this site, it would fit tight up in here. keep your puss selective and tight and you too may have a good time with a normal size penis like his. Are y'all all screwing porn stars, cuz I don't believe for a second, that you all see huge cocks all the time. And yeah, it grows!!! Just lose the hood...
Amanda is right, though, Michelle. Uncircumsized dicks completely destroy circumsized dicks when it comes to fun time, all other things being equal. An uncircumsized dick is also much, much better for men.
Why would anyone choose to remove sensation, and do so to a child without anesthesia, in the first place?
Why not just give every woman a clitorectomy as well?
The US has had a bad habit of brainwashing people, about cleanliness issues and health risks that don't really exist.
If you ask most (American) women why they don't want to play with an uncircumsized cock, they'll mention cleanliness 9 times out of 10. And that's just ... it's not very well informed.
Voodoo Vixen, please allow me to be blunt: if your two sons were having urinary tract issues at such small ages, it probably had less to do with them being uncircumsized and ***most*** to do with you not knowing what you were doing as a parent.
If you don't know what you're doing, how can you teach your children?
Also, what were you feeding them? how were you clothing them? there are many reasons for urinary tract infections.
If you can't teach your children proper hygiene, just how nasty is your household? how nasty are you?
you know what I mean?
Anouka,
It is well documented that the wives of un-circumcized men have a way higher rate of cervical cancer than the wives of un-circumcised men.
What about that statistic?
Shrinkage? maybe he was cold?
VooDoo Vixen -
I am perhaps one of the farthest from "granola" people you would ever meet. I am not per se an advocate of all things "natural," however, I simply don't believe that it is healthy for a whole bunch of women to be running around screaming "EEEW GROSS" over an uncut penis simply because they're trained to think a cut one LOOKS better. That's simply superficial, and it leads to unhealthy inferiority complexes in uncut men.
If your boys had health problems from not being circumsized, then that's a different argument for circumcision entirely. As someone above said, however, I would hesitate to blame the problems entirely on their being uncircumsized. It could be the cause, but it simply could be a hygiene problem. With all of the other countries on earth who aren't so circumcision-happy, you simply don't hear about all of them regretting not being chopped as children because their penises are getting all inflamed and infected as adults. I don't really wish do get into all of the nitty gritty details, frankly, because I don't actually consider myself to be a huge anti-circumcision person and I don't really have all the facts on the matter. I simply believe that women should recognize and appreciate a penis in all forms, and not run screaming the other way just because it's not perfectly snipped and trimmed.
Amanda,
Thank you for you nice reply, it is a breath of fresh air!
Actually, I agree with your last comment! Have a great weekned. ;o)
Anouka,
Allow me to be blunt right back.....my eldest son's pee-hole (for lack of a better word) was the size if a pin-prick and the skin was completely un-retractable.......it never would go back. He went to numerous pediatricians, and I was told to wait and see as he grew older if it would improve. He would get the urinary infections when he didn't drink enough water, it had nothing to do with "cleanliness" and yes I bathed him on a regular basis. The other son, his would go back, but part of the skin was permanently fused to the underside.
This had nothing to do with being an ass-hat of a parent, and God knows I did my reasearch and tried my best, as I didn't want to traumatize them. For whatever reason their situation was only treatable with the surgery.
Thank you for saying such nice things, it shows your extremely high maturity level.
I don't have a grudge against uncircumcised men, I only stated that I wish I would have known of the potential problems beforehand, so we could have made a more informed decision.
You know that shit will grow to 8 inches with the right 'stimulation' like a nice tight ass!
YUK
We don't mutilate penises in Europe..
It's only muslims, jews and the americans that do that.
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